Yeah, and why did it came first ? Is it because THE PEOPLE like Natsuki better and are waiting for another act of AMWN or is it because you secretly decided to release these vids IN THE ORDER OF YOUR PERSONAL FAVS ?!
Beat me to it. Honestly, I can't tell why she said that. There are three possibilities: 1: She does get her period every month and doesn't realize it and/or it is more intense every three to four months. 2: She doesn't get her period every month, in which case that's two medical conditions along with depression. 3: She lied so that MC would impregnate her. Best guess was that it was option 3, she spontaneously decided she wanted to have children with MC and tricked him into getting what she wanted. At least, that's how I see it. Then again, maybe she was being sincere since Sayori is portrayed to not be the smartest. In which case, she just wanted to bond more with MC. Maybe a baby would be a blessing in disguise for them since it would give Sayori purpose in life. I am thinking way too deep into this.
To my surprise, MC quickly put his arm around my neck. I yelped out of shock. “What are you doing?” I asked. MC responds, “Guess what time it is”. I noticed his balled hand and my heart dropped. It was indeed... noogie time
The Club the next day: Natsuki: “I read manga!” Yuri: “I made tea and read books as well” Sayori: “...” MC: “I got Sayori pregnant” Monika: *Getting Vietnam flashbacks*
Pizza Tower is a 2023 platform game created by the indie developer Tour De Pizza. It follows a pizza chef, Peppino Spaghetti, who must scale a tower to prevent the destruction of his pizzeria. Across 20 side-scrolling levels, the player increases their score by gathering collectibles and defeating enemies to build combos. At the end of each level, they activate an escape sequence and must return to the beginning within a time limit. Pizza Tower does not feature health or lives, and its difficulty depends on what the player chooses to achieve.
I've rewatched the pregnancy test moment 25 times and I'm crying. One of the best mod moments of any game period. Which Sayori's not gonna have for a while
Welcome to Bitlife! Name: Mcyori Nationality: Japanese How I was made: I was an accidental pregnancy when my mother thought she wasn't fertile that month, but she was. Mother: Sayori, 18 years old Father: MC, 18 years old +1 year
At first I thought they're ganna splash water each other But My innocence got wiped out I need class A anmestics for this *why are we still here just to suffer?*
Club Day Natsuki: What happened in your recess? For me it was the day of the Manga All:? Natsuki:I'm going to Monika's house just to read manga! Yuri: I've been writing some stories, I can show you later Sayori: How can I say... Natsuki: Say what? Sayori: Well... I... MC: in short, I got Sayori pregnant All: °-° Yuri: What about you, Monika? Monika: I prefer not to talk about it...
When I saw the title, I was like “aw, Sayori is going to be happy in a mod for once, I’m so glad to see my favorite character be happy!” **THIS WAS NOT THE TYPE OF “HAPPY” I WAS HOPING FOR**
if it happen to me, even if i not much like kids, (i mean, theyre loud, needs lots of money, and i need every peny spend in my ride) but i will never told something that cruel to a child. i know how it feels, thanks to my own father.
you could rather say "we were honestly not expecting and shocked us for a minuet but we accepted this pleasant surprise ;3 !" or some other way of saying "we were not expecting you" but said in a kinder way (granted i do not do well with kids and hope to god i never have to have them, i might be okay with being an uncle but not a parent.)
@@loafofloafs if you are blind, she say she is pregnant at the end of video. Welcome to false assumption. Always wear protection no matter what! Life will fuck you in ass and fuck up at same time if you don't. Mark my word!
Natsuki: Good job Sayori, now you have to pay for child support Yuri: I mean, having a child can be a wonderful thing, but when you're 18...I'm not so sure... Monika: *thanos snapped* Me: Sayori, you're expelled
Monika: "I think I may have discovered that i have a voyeurism fetish..." Me: A what? **looks it up** Also Me: huh... The more you know. Seriously, that was my first time ever hearing that term.
Jayden Carpenter If you're talking about Libitina, Dan has already said that it's in a separate universe from DDLC. However, he has said that a DDLC-related project is in the works, so...
It's noogie time.
Oh nooooooo~
Omg yas yas ays asyattstatstd6ydxh asyattstat
Whats the music at 7:56 that beat hot
_Why is the Natsuki one shorter then this bike?_
Yeah, and why did it came first ? Is it because THE PEOPLE like Natsuki better and are waiting for another act of AMWN or is it because you secretly decided to release these vids IN THE ORDER OF YOUR PERSONAL FAVS ?!
It was time for Monika to leave.
She had seen everything.
Yeah :(
@Akira Nakahara woah there friend you might need to slow down
Mr. IKnow -either you are telling a joke-
-that just flew above my head-
-or you haven't seen the video-
Akira Nakahara it was dhmis reference and when i wrote that i didnt watch the entire video
Go to 1:29 in this vid ua-cam.com/video/9C_HReR_McQ/v-deo.html
Sayori: "I'm only fertile a few months out of the year, and this isn't one of them!"
Me: *Press X to doubt*
Beat me to it. Honestly, I can't tell why she said that.
There are three possibilities: 1: She does get her period every month and doesn't realize it and/or it is more intense every three to four months. 2: She doesn't get her period every month, in which case that's two medical conditions along with depression. 3: She lied so that MC would impregnate her.
Best guess was that it was option 3, she spontaneously decided she wanted to have children with MC and tricked him into getting what she wanted. At least, that's how I see it.
Then again, maybe she was being sincere since Sayori is portrayed to not be the smartest. In which case, she just wanted to bond more with MC. Maybe a baby would be a blessing in disguise for them since it would give Sayori purpose in life. I am thinking way too deep into this.
@@BB_Sebring I originally said my thing as a joke but now I have learned facts about women. Thank you Mr. Brian Flynn.
TheHyperTuber she just wanted it inside of her.
@@lucasgaming0769 True words.
69 likes no unlikes or likes
Monika: I want someone to play with me like that.
Rule 34: *say no more*
oh god this is the best comment by far
Agreed.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
True
Rule 34 ?
more like rule 69 XD
Monika: How can a man have that much fluid in his body?
Me: H O R M O N E S
Hashirama cells!
Lol
@BGH2008 I made this comment TWO YEARS AGO I’M ABOUT TO BE A SOPHOMORE WTF
I guess mine are weak or I masturbate a lot, cuz I have only a little...
@@theceoofdoom5925💀💀💀
I like how Monika’s just a freaking “we can’t show this shit” scene
Y u h
Just to see the reaction.
Entertaining BTW!
Yes true
Me: *_deletes monika to see_*
Sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening
@@charlesOFFICIALyt that is not gonna be pleasant
*11 years later*
Sayori and MC: And that's where you came from.
Son: ...I have so many questions...
Son: i am the fucking *WRONG*
Son: I’m a mistake then?
MC: No, you’re an accident
Sayori: MC is wrong, you’re a mistake
Gacha Kenzie12
Monika: bursts through door
YOUR SON IS A THING
@Wagdoodle24 Whitewolf aww
Son: Aunt Monika! Where are Babies made
Monika: *Vietnam Flash-Backs* ... Yes ...
To my surprise, MC quickly put his arm around my neck. I yelped out of shock. “What are you doing?” I asked. MC responds, “Guess what time it is”. I noticed his balled hand and my heart dropped.
It was indeed... noogie time
Lol
64th like... *YOU NOW HAVE 1 STACK OF LIKES*
Now it's 1 stack and 1
This is my favorite comment
I though he was going to punch her XD
I honestly just think this is what monika is like when sayori is saying “AAAAGGHHHHH”
☝🏻👁👄👁
✊🏻👁__👁
Yes
For me best comment
Can't stop laughing XD
💀
do you feel embarrassed about liking this and talking like this two years ago
@@PrayerIsMyHabitthis is so random 😭
8:34 Monika’s stalking em so hard she starts stalking herself.
LOL
lol i didn’t notice that
The Monika stalking Monika was probably a TF2 Spy considering the fact she disappeared in a similar fashion as Spy cloaks
Fuck damn it, Monika. You stole my Cloak & Dagger. Give it back!
Or...
THE MONIKA IS A SPY!
Monika: “I think the water is turning white.”
Me: “Shit someone spilled a lot of white paint.”
JuicyFruitSnacks............don't drink that paint
I know Right every time man!
@@BeastWarzIII lol
I just realized @Monika, this the first time for Sayori there some red paint in there too.
Oh look its one few people who still have there innocents
Plz don't delete me
Monika : *Sees their having so much fun playing*
"I want somebody to play with me like that"
Me : i know how it feels monika
I know ha.. . SINGLE PEINGLES4 LIFE (cries)
same
Amen
Relatable but not anymore
Hi
"Remember when we were little and we would swim fight in the water?"
"Yeah! And I always *won* ."
*proceeds to round house kick the shit out of her*
What should have happened be like
*r o a d h o u s e*
THAT COULD KILL HER, YOU KNOW! 😓😓😓😓😓😫😫😫😫😫😤😤😤😤😤👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👎👎👎👎👎👇👇👇👇👇
Good ending
Sayori: *Exists*
MC: *Exists*
Sayori: *is pregnant*
MC: *i dont feel so good*
Möbius 1 xxDD
Lmao
Me: GET A GUTDAM AMBALANCE
*Turns into dust*
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!
I guess this means he'll have to take responsibility for his actions..
Oh for fucks sake. You gotta be kidding me
I would actually take full responsibility for once
Hmmmmmm
@@gachaandanime6948 HEY YOU! YOU NEED TO BE A GOOD DAD OKAY??
(cuz you dun goofed)
*im wheezing*
Monika: " I want somebody to play with me like that..."
Me: *Woah woah there feller, you just yee'd your last haw*
Ya girls need to have a lil' duel
@@spooderguy4083 HEY, what are you doin here this town aint big enough for the three of us.
Stfu pervs
@@vikwazlol1369 you killed the mood
Vikwazlol12 get in the bag,N E B B Y
Game: Sayori finds out that she's pregnant with MC's child and doesn't have depression anymore.
Me: Wait, what?
I fear no man
But that thing
*"Three weeks later"*
It scares me...
LMAO
if it is three weeks later, she still can get abortion. but if it is 3 months and up.... well, then thats real trouble
Me too
@@Monika-jb7gt Oh hai Monika
@MC Monika and MC be HANGING-
“How can a man have that much fluid in his body?”
He was saving it for the other girls, but then he forgot to stop the floodgates.
Nice
I like your avatar
Or he didn't have wet dreams to release the thing
Yes
Nice comment
The Club the next day:
Natsuki: “I read manga!”
Yuri: “I made tea and read books as well”
Sayori: “...”
MC: “I got Sayori pregnant”
Monika: *Getting Vietnam flashbacks*
“The waters near...A hell of a blood bath.”
Classic Brandon Rogers
@@Scorchabl your not unfunny I like that
@@Scorchabl dark joke dude dark joke
I want to name the kind luke
2:43 : “We’ve known eachother for so long, Sayori”
*YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING BUT*
*YOU’RE TOO SAD TO SAY IT*
We just got rickrolled
*INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN*
*GOING ON*
also, it's "shy" not "sad" ;)
thank you
When you think you finally found an innocent ddlc mod, but sayori gets pregnant
LMFAO
Lmao
Lmao
O-O! 😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒
OMG XDDDD
Sayori: "Be safe if you do adult stuff with Yuri."
Also Sayori: 7:54 onwards
Thank you kind sir
Monika was watching too
I think monika was getting off to it while she was in the background
Sayori: o>0
LMFAO
“Monika has seen everything”
Me, an intellectual: “Monika has *HEARD* everything.”
Monika also liked what she saw and heard
just monika
Monika is a pervert we must delete her
@@the_worldo *_There is a difference between being curious and being a pervert!_*
warpey ok
“It’s the most beautiful smile in the world.”
Damn right.
Smile with ahegao face
@@formusic2165 this isn't google 💀
I thought this was gonna be innocent...
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Blue I thought you were innocent
The more you know i guess
Its a bath sence what were you gonna expect
Bro the title was “Sayori gets soaked” I came here to this video knowing full well what was gonna happen
Yeah the title says enough but i thought it was 1 of those title's but didn't mean anything
**Depression has entered the chat**
Mc: *It’s noogie time.*
**Depression has left the chat**
It's noogie time
You know what happened last time..
...
(0-0)
*Lust has entered the chat*
"Hey guys, there's gonna be a new person joining the literature club."
*child enters the room*
B-B-BUT WE WERE HAPPY WHEN MC ARRIVED TN ATS A BIG ENOUGH CHANGE FOR ME
Is it clarence?
HEY GUYS IM CLARENCE
It’s a baby with brown hair and blue eyes living in sayori belly
I thought this was going to be a wholesome mod where they just enjoy being in the water....
Now i am as traumatized as Monika
Yuri: how was everyone’s weekend?
Natsuki: it was fine i guess
MC and Sayori: Eheheheh, it was fun
Monika: *deletes self*
XDDDD
Commits delete self
Perhaps
Commits sudoku
@@sharpexo wait, did you mean *mahjong* ?
"How can a man have so much liquid inside his body"
Its called drinking water, you should try it
itsB3T4 _ stay hydrated
I was going to say it’s called blood
humans are about 60% - 70% water because blood,urine. other
@@powerenthusiast4541 oh no you using your negetive brain try using the possitive
@@powerenthusiast4541 uh oh
Monika: they are just playing...
One minute later...
Me: they are doing more than just playing
Spy: butseckstime
Ooooof
Finally,a wholesome Sayori video
Wtf that ending
I wonder what the baby would be called.
@@plunger2726 sayonara nah jk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thank you glitch mayro
Oh boy and I thought the bike had calmed down
"wow, he's huge"
Yeah, it's called "growth spurt"
FracturedMacaroni
P U B E R T E A
No cap🧢
@Potato she did mean that he just made a joke
"Guess what time it is"
"Pizza time?"
"Sayori I swear to God..."
Flint Loch this actually made me laugh
*T I M E* for you to get a watch
That darn person who says that joke is so 4 years ago tho...
*P I Z Z A*
Pizza Tower is a 2023 platform game created by the indie developer Tour De Pizza. It follows a pizza chef, Peppino Spaghetti, who must scale a tower to prevent the destruction of his pizzeria. Across 20 side-scrolling levels, the player increases their score by gathering collectibles and defeating enemies to build combos. At the end of each level, they activate an escape sequence and must return to the beginning within a time limit. Pizza Tower does not feature health or lives, and its difficulty depends on what the player chooses to achieve.
Monika: *Holy Jesus god lord almighty what have I walked in to-*
"Why not give Sayori some love for once"
a little too much, id say
Nah, not enough.
@PeanutX4000X Not fuck but empregnate.
@PeanutX4000X *TRIGGERED*
Yeah WAY too much
There's never too much love ;)
Monika: *Gets deppressed*
Sayori: HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW?!
Did you happen to mean Sayori in the second line or am I missing something?
@@hashbrownselfie7524 no it was Sayori I just realized that
@@kira-td5jp How does it feel mr krabs
HashBrownSelfie bruh
Underrated comment
I actually came in here expecting them to splash each other with water.
My innocence was snatched in only 12 minuets and 54 seconds
12 minuets? Have you been playing too much piano
Muaj Her
What do you mean? (o^^o)
@@0joyless055 it's something to do with piano, dont worry
Beats meats with feets
@@jaceplays861 *no*
Everyone expected an innocent video of Sayori and MC playing but that ending bruh
*Sayori:* show's pregnancy test,
*MC:* Ah shit, here we go again
@The Tankeroo time to load a new game again
Carl Johnson approves
Everyone:*loads a new save*.
Sayori:aw shit here we go again
Wheeze
Lol gta
Monika: I want someone to play with me like that.
Also Monika a few minutes later: *(⊙_⊙)*
Yeah nope
I wanna name the kid luke
F chain
f
F
Sayori: Remember when we were little and would swim fight in the water
Me: *oh no*
Oh yes
*Moves hand closer and closer to zip in pants*
H u h
A mai mou shinderu
@@ChronalIsTheGoat NANI!
Can we take a minute and appreciate this rusty old bike making these for us?
THANK YOU RUSTY BIKE MAN
LMAO
@@natsukifrom_ddlc124 were u there as well
@@sai1737 no
@@natsukifrom_ddlc124 I was 👀
@@sai1737 At what!
Me: *Watches this video*
My Faith In The Entire Human Race: Gone... Reduced To Atoms...
Electricity Films you still had that I lost that when I was born
I lost mine when I first entered the internet, I think Shrek is love Shrek is life is the one that completely made my faith in this race go away tho
"Son, why is the FBI here?"
"Hey Kid. We're here from the FBI. Listen, we're here with Witness protection for you. You've seen enough"
Thanks i need the FBI right now.
@Federal Bureau of Investigation General Kenobi.
I agree call 911 and the FBI
:me i agree where is the FBI YAAAAAAAAA
Joke at you im not usa anymore
Me: well ya know sayori's age is unknown still but her age maybe around 18 basically she's legal.
Me: how bad is this? *Watches*
Me again: ....God don't you dare make sound effects....
And we should keep it that way
@@Monika-jb7gt agreed.
Waiting for the doujin adaptation.
@@Monika-jb7gt yes, we did not need to be there when they did their thing, we should have booked it at 8:31
@Simon Willingham you're welcome lol
When MC sees the pregnancy test:
NANİ?!
"Immediately trows uno reverse card"
MC: Oh woopps :(
And then everything worked out fine happy sayori never get pregnant:
Happy end?
Sıke! Now MC is pregnant haha! :P
And yeah i like my comment cuz no one likes it :(
sayori: youre going to be mom
mpreg moment
Sayori: I'm pregnant.
Mc: Ight imma go buy milk.
Слава вождю!
Слава Сталину!
まや、７ハナ?
I knew I shouldn’t of drank that “potion”
*Pregnancy VI 9 months*
Right imma go buy some milk
Mr SharkMan
9 months*
Inflicts Hunger, Slowness, Resistance, Strength
Next thing you know he gets the corona virus
*Video Starts*
Me: .....I don't like where this is going.
NONONO, NOPE
@@trobra4231 SO MUCH NOPE!
Just immediately
STOP STOP
Paige Smith instead what about horror
Welp that was interesting good job bike
Monica hiding in bushes: god hes still huge
AFG_ Ultra xDDD
Lol
Möbius 1 Indeed.
Are you proud of yourself
bendy 11 Dimitri He should be.
I've rewatched the pregnancy test moment 25 times and I'm crying. One of the best mod moments of any game period. Which Sayori's not gonna have for a while
"which sayori's not gonna have for a while." BYEEEE 💀💀💀
This video got into my recommendation
Me: Everyday, we stray further from God.
omg yh ur right, lets pray and read the bible
kill me more
Deus vult brother deus vult
no cinnamon bun is god
@@bigsharry7065 no cinnamon bun please don't
Welcome to Bitlife!
Name: Mcyori
Nationality: Japanese
How I was made: I was an accidental pregnancy when my mother thought she wasn't fertile that month, but she was.
Mother: Sayori, 18 years old
Father: MC, 18 years old
+1 year
Mcyori? Sounds like a rapper
@@idk38358 Mcyori is secretly a rapper
@@berklannd I would listen to them rap
@@jubaka01 Me too.
Saymcori?
Sayori: Who's gonna stop us now?~
Monika and randomly Dio: May We Introduce ourselves
and maybe hit from dragon ball super cuz why not throw a 3rd series with a character that can either seemingly stop time ot actually stop it
@@ARCEUS493ZELDA or Sakuya Izayoi, if you're going for people who stop time.
Me:may I watch this go down
@@RazorToaster or shaggy
Crazy Davetendo wtf why dio
2:44 MC: we've known each other for so long. Me: your hearts been aching but you're too shy to say it.
inside we both know what's been going on
We both know the game that where playingggggg
@@MonarchOfMonsters iiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling - ur verse
At first I thought they're ganna splash water each other
But
My innocence got wiped out
I need class A anmestics for this
*why are we still here just to suffer?*
scp...
@@Hey.It.sOkay5728 YAAAHS
Ayyy, dude same
Scp got your back
Well i recomend class s+ amnestics
Nobody :
Literally no one :
Absolutely not a single soul :
Monika : I have a voyeurism fetish now...
Literally everybody:
The universe and beyond:
-I don’t like where this is going-
SCP-173: *snaps own neck*
You believe I had to Google this shit 😂
8:38 Monika is watching Monika watching Sayori and MC.
*WATCHEPTION*
O-o
Nice 1 😂
O:
Not me thinking Sayori would hold her breath in the water long enough to fcking drown 💀
He wasn't ready
and that kids is why you should always carry a condom everywhere you go
Always come prepared 😂
The Yuri Theorists
Wait u are telling little kids *starts covering their ears* how chould you say such a thing to the kids
@@yt-xultrax1377 I got PTSD from DDLC so there's very little chance young kids are watching most are probably in their mid teens like I am
@@theyuritheorist true true......hmmmm i bet there are some weird people waching this and are *DOING* something
Club Day
Natsuki: What happened in your recess? For me it was the day of the Manga
All:?
Natsuki:I'm going to Monika's house just to read manga!
Yuri: I've been writing some stories, I can show you later
Sayori: How can I say...
Natsuki: Say what?
Sayori: Well... I...
MC: in short, I got Sayori pregnant
All: °-°
Yuri: What about you, Monika?
Monika: I prefer not to talk about it...
Monika: screw this I gonna play minecraft (disappears)
@@danielbrawley4141 yep sometimes you just have to take your brain off remembering the shit you saw and/or experienced
No I really perferr not too
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV Hahaha I get it!
*Monika be like: I watch MC get Sayori Pregnant*
Sayori: am depress
Also Sayori: *fricc with MC*
Sayori, again: I not depress cause I will be Mom
MC: Oh Shi-
MC: Welp. Time to go shop for baby stuff.
Sayori: Hey! MC! Wait up!
MC: gone for 10 years
Me: THERE IS ANOTHER
Pewdiepie is proud of the fricc
@@Monika-jb7gt shows recycling bin to you
Also me: this is your new home
@@templarone6752 it feels ok.....could be better.....but not bad its so big because it has to be big enough to fit all the TikTokers in here too
When I saw the title, I was like “aw, Sayori is going to be happy in a mod for once, I’m so glad to see my favorite character be happy!”
**THIS WAS NOT THE TYPE OF “HAPPY” I WAS HOPING FOR**
Sayori: you’ll have to catch me!
Me: then prepare yourself fool, for you are in the presence of a master, a master of water tag!
8:43
In the trees, there is a tiny monika watching monika watching sayori and MC
She deleted her self from what her eyes saw...
Being watched by you, the viewer, who is being watched by a superior being
@@JoseHiggor the viewer is being watched by his fbi agent and the agent is being watched by a superior being
@@Tomer4105 the superior being is being watched by Egyptian Cats
Tiny desk monika!
Mc: thats how I met your mother, dear. You weren't supposed to happen!
Kid: *in utter shock*
I know this is a joke but damn that would mean to say to a child
if it happen to me, even if i not much like kids, (i mean, theyre loud, needs lots of money, and i need every peny spend in my ride) but i will never told something that cruel to a child. i know how it feels, thanks to my own father.
you could rather say "we were honestly not expecting and shocked us for a minuet but we accepted this pleasant surprise ;3 !" or some other way of saying "we were not expecting you" but said in a kinder way (granted i do not do well with kids and hope to god i never have to have them, i might be okay with being an uncle but not a parent.)
The kd shoud be named saroni
Ah yes, the one and only abortion dodger
Monika: I want someone to play with me like that
*2 seconds later*
Monika: What the fuc-
I wonder how the rest of the club mates will react when they find out sayori is pregnant
8:02 if you don’t understand she’s saying she can’t get pregnant
@@loafofloafs if you are blind, she say she is pregnant at the end of video. Welcome to false assumption. Always wear protection no matter what! Life will fuck you in ass and fuck up at same time if you don't. Mark my word!
Natsuki: Good job Sayori, now you have to pay for child support
Yuri: I mean, having a child can be a wonderful thing, but when you're 18...I'm not so sure...
Monika: *thanos snapped*
Me: Sayori, you're expelled
bruh just yeetus fetus baby deletus
Simple answer they cut my penis
FBI : I told you to wear protection alrd!
Monika: **stabs herself in the eyes**
Monika: I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH
She better not make another noose for mah fav gurl
@@canary_lemn4147 i think she learned her lesson
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV no she had *read* everything
That's it, I'm done with the internet. Bye
Why was I there? To blurr out the most disturbing image in the universe
For once im thanking your ass
You're sacrifice shall not be in vain
You had seen and heard everything haven't you?
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 me and you both buddy
At least you were useful for something
*sees Monika on thumbnail
Me:This could go either way.
rizzy 375 the last time this sort of thing happened Monika fucking Thanos snapped sayori out of fucking existance
I was NOT expecting that. I just thought Sayori was going to be splashed with water-
Same
@FireCookieFox same
Well she got internally splashed with white water
@FireCookieFox nah I knew exactly where this was going sadly
Same-
I like the ending its like "And thats how i made kids" lol
And yeah i like my comment cuz no one likes it :(
MC: I lean over and whisper to her
"Wanna Sprite cranberry?"
No
THE ANSWER IS CLEEEEEAR
This is the second comment on a video like this from you, mr saitama (that I’ve seen)
*Sayori: Aw yeah man*
Sayori: I'm only fertile in a few month of the year,and this isn't one of them
Are you sure about that?????
Chiary Gacha ikr that’s not even how fertility works
First yuri
Then natsuki
Next sayori/cinnamon
What's next a bar of soap?
Monika: :(
Nah, it be some random girl he met and her name will be Libitina
And then the water would turn into blood
Poor Monika and what would happen if I dropped the soap in the hot spring surely nothing bad could happen *a escaped prisoner stalks me*
@@gachaandanime6948 then suddenly natsuki shows up out of the water... it was at this moment mc knew... ITS A TRAP
A bar of soap...?
rlly thats ur punchline?
“Cool mod!”
“Oh wait…. It’s a Bike vid.”
*Sayori gets fucking pregnant 😭*
*i miss ten seconds ago when i didn’t know this thing existed*
Get out while you can
Can somebody tell me how to unsee this thing?(sorry bad english)
@@marcoantoniocg0782 this insn't in the game, it's a mod that he create for the video (sorry for my english too, i'm italian)
@@nessunoniente3722 he means that he wants to forget what he saw
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 ah. I can't help he so much...
I had no idea what to expect until Sayori said: "It's noogie time."
I see... everything, that's so wrong in several aspects. Jesus crist, in thats moments i wanted to be a game bot.
We are both the victims here
Parallel universe me
Hold on where did you get your pfp
jesus i-
**counts how many monikas i met**
*i have met 14 monikas today*
You haven’t seen everything, you have _heard_ everything.
Wtf-
Hanako: **Get's traumatized**
OH NO
Even a cup of orange Juice is Traumatised
New life goal:
*Impress a girl by **_how much fluid_** my body has*
Federal bureau of investigation and mobile task force epsilon 11/alpha 1/eta 14: *heavy breathing*
PEE ON THEM TO SHOW DOMINANCE!!!
@@moitv2914 YOOOU GOT IT 😂
@@karidriff How are those fan girls holding up?
@@jaredrogers9054 They've moved to Jevil
*I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS HOLY SHI-*
*I laughed harder than I thought I would..*
You know this was going to happen
I am really shure that everyone knew this was going to happen
Aw shit here we go again
IT'S NOOGIE TIME
@@bendy11dimitri32 yeah I did, I don't know how but I did
*-PIZZA TIME-*
-Noogie time.-
*M A G N U M D O N G*
Wat da fuc yutoob
*noogie dong*
you ever nut so much the water turns white
I unliked for one reason. To keep the number from changing.
*ANTI-THOT CALLIBER*
It's ok I'm only ferlitle in few months
Me:oh really she definitely pregnant
Sayori gets closer to MC.
Me: wait??? Does she have close on
FBI: just wait we almost got him.
Physical contact with any human being is punishable by death
@@theentirefbi7806 FUCK YEAH
Their the same age lol
Edit typo
FBI open up!!!
@@garlicbread8105 abort mission gentlemen, she's legal
*FBI OPEN UP!*
fbi: i wanna watch too.
Wtf is wrong with you?
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV it popped up on my recommended. Don't blame me for peeking in. To ensure you guys aren't doing anything weird with her
Yes
@@brochill5468 wtf
@@brochill5468 don't
She got wet and suddenly got pregnant...
_i dOn'T gEt iT_
video game logic at its finest right there
Polish Filipino luckily your innocence is still intact right?
RiGHt!?!!
Your still innocent so you dont need to know
mE nEiTHer...HMMMmMMmmm
Creative Gaming or power levels
Shit went from wholesome and sad time to *N O O G I E* time really quickly
Monika: "I think I may have discovered that i have a voyeurism fetish..."
Me: A what? **looks it up**
Also Me: huh... The more you know.
Seriously, that was my first time ever hearing that term.
same here
Me too
So maybe you do actually learn in ddlc after all
I suppose I have a excuse to not to hear, since English isn't my first language.
Same
imagine that it was animated
H E N T A I
oH nO
@Braxton Mallard Tentacle and witches for a scene very close to this if you'd like.
@Braxton Mallard Too spicy for ya?
My pp while Imagining that: *HARD*
No god please no
No
No
Noooooooooooooo
Lol I love that Monika just appears out of nowhere at 4:44.
It's been a while since I've seen anything DDLC related,glad to see the community still going strong!
YOU UTTER FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS!!!!!
DDLC IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD!! IT WILL NEVER DIE, NOT EVEN THE TIME CAN STOP IT!!!
Jayden Carpenter If you're talking about Libitina, Dan has already said that it's in a separate universe from DDLC. However, he has said that a DDLC-related project is in the works, so...
@BeeLy1011 Any news on Project Libitina? Isn't it on hiatus?
Is it in the works right now?
@@THExRISER In a Tweet it was said that the script is being rewritten and there won't be any news this year.
This.... sayori
That.....sayori
Blah.....sayori
WHY DOES HE PAUSE EVERY TIME BEFORE HER SAYS SAYORI
A Cat On The Internet I like your name
me: hears music
me: *_flashbacks of natsuki screaming_*
A&HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@bekindoneanother298 *screams into the void*
What is the name of the song
Monika, can you mind your own business
FOR 5 SECONDS!?!
Looks like the Cinnamon Bun has a Bun in her oven 😂
Stop. Stop. Stop.
**bun ception intensifies**
There’s no bun in the oven, just a *very excessive* amount of glaze.
MC put lots of frosting in her bun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
...And now his buns are toasted!
HAHA ! why am i laughing at that