Monika at the first place is like where am I Mc : I kidnapped you A moment of silent Monika:so what Mc aren’t you supposed to be scared Monika:oh ok Have a mental breakdown
The video in a nutshell Monika: where am i MC: i kidnapped you Monika: oh k MC: answer these questions or you die Monika: oh no MC: who you have a crush on Monika: you MC: oh k bye
Monika: ( Panic As Hell ) My Brain : ( Remembering she had the power to control the universe ) Me: " And I though SHE was the smartest one." ( But side from that, cool sprites though! XD And I was thinking if there was gonna be a "Bloody" moment ==" )
Monika played him like a fiddle. She wanted this. Consider her answer to the second question; if she was answering truthfully she wouldn't have chosen herself, since she considers herself and the player to be the only real people in the game.
Her saying that is so chilling... yet, it's also quite... endearing, in a way? That line basically tells us how much MC means to Monika... how much she loves him... that she would stay by MC's side even in death just... waiting for him to come back so she can be with her beloved... it's so sweet for the most part...
3:37 Monika: [gets knocked out] Mc: [Bill Cosby voice] “Blibbity boopity, bibbity bop, now you’re going to eat my little pudding pop, aha!” [Drags her back to his house]
Damn fam, I don't think people will take kidnapping as a prank. In seriousness, in such a unlikely incident, you take a realistic point of view in it. It's good stuff man, keep it up!
I can't help but imagine the MC being completely sarcastic over all the nice things Monika does at the beginning, knowing full well he's gonna kidnap Monika.
Feelin bad for Monika. She’s obviously had a hard time in the game. Such as being lonely, which is making her be afraid of being left alone. I know her pain, and it hurts.
MC in this mod: kidnaps her, threatens to kill her, forces her to confess her love, openly carrying a weapon while she is forced to talk * MC: it’s just a prank bro Monika: understandable have a great day
Should have been something like this: MC brings some drinks for Monika and for him, and then Mambo number 5 starts playing but it's an alternative version - "A little bit of Chloroform in your wine, a little bit of kinky rope by my side, a little bit of seriousness to be keen, a little bit of clothing on your skin..."
So according to MCs Logic, I can walk into an airport with 4 other men, pull out some big ass guns, and then say its a prank and just walk away, with no consequences? Aight, I'm down
MC: I will try to less scary *pulls out knife* this should do it! Monica:WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND! ME:🤦 THAT DEFINITELY WON'T HELP
MC: "I'll try to be less scary"
Also MC: *comes into the room with a knife and tells Monika he'll kill her if she doesn't tell the truth*
Comrade Doggo yes this is less scary lmao
Well, at least he didn’t use a gun and pointed it as her head
Logic 100
Kokichi: Its a lie!
MC: *kills
totally not scary
DDLC Community: Every Doki Kidnaps MC
This Video:
Mc: My turn
😅
That was a great joke
When jain baluga likes your comment i see no god up here other then me
@@shannonhopper2141 xD
So what do you guys think about combos new video? A Week With Yuri day 7
Every doki: *kidnaps MC*
MC: Uno reverse card
Nyxian_Wolfi3X Lol!😆🤣😂
*Every other doki*
*Surprised pikachu face*
Me in real life even if i don't have uno
Nyxian_Wolfi3X 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚
I was gonna say that.
MC: "I kidnapped you! Wooo! Very scary! "
Monika: **has a mental breakdown**
XD
bruh
Monika at the first place is like where am I
Mc : I kidnapped you
A moment of silent
Monika:so what
Mc aren’t you supposed to be scared
Monika:oh ok Have a mental breakdown
Woo very scary is like a line of mario in smg4
@@lil_almond1013 "Mario's Tunnel Of Doom! Very scary."
I know MC kidnapped me but how can I stay mad at him? I love him~
Exactly 😊
FUCKING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Not to sound weird or anything, but, how tight did he tie you?
Ew
@@ecksdee6700 Natsuki is that u???
5:34
You said you were going to be less scary and you bring a knife
Mmmmmm
*Now where have I seen that before?*
Hmm...nice job mc
Fuuu-
Wha-
*flashback of yuri's stabbing herself* ._.)
No one asked your opinion, Yuki.
DDLC Community: *Everyone kidnaps Mc*
Mc: **Ultra instinct theme**
XD
@@miker3715 thanks
@@miker3715 thank you the video was funny though.
@@ColusDragon np
@@boeyzhang8565 np
“I’ll try to be less scary.”
*Proceeds to pull out knife*
The video in a nutshell
Monika: where am i
MC: i kidnapped you
Monika: oh k
MC: answer these questions or you die
Monika: oh no
MC: who you have a crush on
Monika: you
MC: oh k bye
I'll say Monika say "AHHH" Instead of "K"
MC:Who do you have crush on.
Monika: AHHH!
MC: Me? *Drops knife*
@@Baluganotwhale K means Kurwa in my country
@@Baluganotwhale POLSKA KURWA RZĄDZI
@@Baluganotwhale !!!!
@@Infevlol kurva? Doesn't that mean b*tch
Monika: ( Panic As Hell )
My Brain : ( Remembering she had the power to control the universe )
Me: " And I though SHE was the smartest one."
( But side from that, cool sprites though! XD And I was thinking if there was gonna be a "Bloody" moment ==" )
Yea at that point I thought it just a part of Monika table turn show.... But nope, Monika got nerfed...
But she doesn't have player powers
I'm just imaging the MC figured out how to counter Monika's power after every playthrough
Monika played him like a fiddle. She wanted this. Consider her answer to the second question; if she was answering truthfully she wouldn't have chosen herself, since she considers herself and the player to be the only real people in the game.
@青と緑 XD
Monika: *deletes everyone*
MC: so you have Chosen Death
It was breathing in her ear and said “it’s free real estate”
Pro jokes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember that one Vine? "How you doing I'm whispering in your ear"
Every Doki: *Heheh you can’t escape us*
Days Later
MC: *im sick and tired of this so I’m going to kidnap the hacker girl*
Hacker girl😌💅
Yay no more A.I haunting anybody else for the rest of their life
Mc : I got brain washed
Me : I though this is a remake
Also 10/10 would watch again and will u make other vids when he kidnaps the other girls?
Maybe... 👀
That means yes 😁
Jain Baluga may I suggest Mc kidnaps Natsuki next
XD
kill me
5:52 Lol why did I think it was gonna say “If you lie, Well...Your gonna have a bad time.”
*Megalovania begins*
sure.
Just_Yuri Gacha! I thought it well.....it ain’t going to be pretty
Sans ;-;
@@sans1923 uhhh sans, can you find ink?
You dont have a heart anymore cuz u edited it :c
Monika: Where am I?!?!
MC: Have I ever told you the definition of Insanity?
5:25 ;WHO THE HELL PHOTOSHOP THIS!?
hmm
She got ropes between and next to her...ummm...
Boobs
That is kinda kinky
0-0
I wonder if someone will make some hentai out of that
Nazi -countryhumans- I bet mc took long on putting the ropes on monika’s boobs if you know what I mean 😏
When MC gets kidnapped he just like ok nice
but monika screamed xD
I just love how DDLC can just break the 4th wall so casually
The eyes bother me a lot lmao
delete the eye and boom
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(○_○)
**Holy music stops**
Not for me
@@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 *please no*
“When you’re in a grave or ocean.”
*sounds deep.*
*Applause*
Doki Doki Exit music.
now tell me Monyika is not a yandere..
dont get me wrong, shes a yandere character done right
Her saying that is so chilling... yet, it's also quite... endearing, in a way? That line basically tells us how much MC means to Monika... how much she loves him... that she would stay by MC's side even in death just... waiting for him to come back so she can be with her beloved... it's so sweet for the most part...
3:37 Monika: [gets knocked out] Mc: [Bill Cosby voice] “Blibbity boopity, bibbity bop, now you’re going to eat my little pudding pop, aha!” [Drags her back to his house]
Me see’s a bunch of videos of the dokis kidnapping MC me see’s the title
Me and MC: (sinister laugh)
Monika must’ve been scared as hell right now
That she disliked the vid
Well, nobody really likes Monika
Shannon Hopper not true
@@microboi6077 Well, I hate Monika Cuz she deleted sayori. Natsuki and Yuri
@@microboi6077 well,i like her because she deleted them....
DDLC community: HAREM KIDNAPS MC
This guy: *Uno reverse card*
Me being my childish self was expecting MC to use this opportunity to tickle the heck out of Monika while doing a cartoonishly evil laugh.
Lol I would like to see that. It sounds really cute
Damn fam, I don't think people will take kidnapping as a prank.
In seriousness, in such a unlikely incident, you take a realistic point of view in it. It's good stuff man, keep it up!
thx
I can't help but imagine the MC being completely sarcastic over all the nice things Monika does at the beginning, knowing full well he's gonna kidnap Monika.
All the other dokis: kidnap mc
Mc : I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
Monika: you are mine!
MC: reverse card
Monika: G u i l t c a r d
The tables have turned Dokis! Now it’s mine time to shine instead of watching, now I be performing the actions!
mc: kidnaps monika
also mc: lord forgive me for what im about to do....
The one dislike is from Monika I mean I can feel her fear from that experience.
Same
nobody:
MC: speaking to his closet door
Monika: "Who the hell photoshop this" [instantly cutted]
i did 👀
@@Baluganotwhale it's those doki doki speed frames right?
I think the best part is that "my feelings" is playing in the background. Not even like, poem panic. My feelings.
What a masterpiece.
Alternate title: MC trying to be less scary yet threatening Monika for 12 minutes straight
“I think this is a good time to kidnap her.”
Bruh Moment™
Feelin bad for Monika. She’s obviously had a hard time in the game. Such as being lonely, which is making her be afraid of being left alone. I know her pain, and it hurts.
10/10 for the Cute and weird rolercoaster of emotions
My guy looks insane in the thumbnail tho O_O
If i knew how youtube thumbnail works...this wouldn't be a clickbait ;-;
@@Baluganotwhale :P
@@KarmaHrW2007 sorry 😅
@@Baluganotwhale for what? XD
@@KarmaHrW2007 XD
Mc: *literally interrogates Monika*
Video: *hApPy mUsIc iNtEnSiFiEs*
Why did MC kidnap me???? Help!
It's actually a good video ;-;
Ok its kind of sad since Monika has a huge crush on MC, so Monika gave MC a box of chocolates then MC just kidnaps her its really sad.
Because you deserve this
JUST MC hey at least it isn't sexual
@We are the Literature Club! why no she killed sayori
MC: THIS WILL BE FUNNY
he's gonna turn her into a pickle aye?
4:03
MC: Not in sexual way!
Me: What they do to you MC when your getting kidnapped?
My mind: Sorry, I know i'm a dirty minded brain, hehehe...😅😅😅
MC: "tell the truth or I'm gonna fucking kill you."
The game: relaxed, calming music
"Whether you're in the grave or the ocean"
Anyone remember that mod where MC drowns himself after Natsuki hangs herself?
Yeah . . .
Are you talking about Doki Doki Exit Music? I really loved it. 🤤
@@Baluganotwhale pretty sure that line was a reference to that specific mod
ah i see.
MC: *originally Gets kidnapped
Also MC: *Ok, My Turn.*
*natsuki slams file down Infront of Mc* “28 sTaB wOuNdS”
And I thought the Monika was CoCo for MC.
But this...
This is just taking it to a hole new level.
The vid was great now I can sleep like a little baby tonight
Nice...sleep well!
I just woke up
the Monika's SCARED EYES is much more scarier than any scary story out there(just sayin)
*monika gets the happy ending she deserves*
"I will always be there for you." "Whether you're in the grave or the ocean."
Doki Doki Exit music flashbacks are kicking in
TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY! 💖💖💖💖💖😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
4:17 I thought you said it wasn't going to be sexual... this doesn't look right
MC: the tables have turned
Monika and the Dokis: (flips an table)
MC: jeez when will I get revenge on them?
5:25 I SAW THAT!
XD
What ?
@@jauz1yah558 Monika : Who the hell photoshop this
MC in this mod: kidnaps her, threatens to kill her, forces her to confess her love, openly carrying a weapon while she is forced to talk *
MC: it’s just a prank bro
Monika: understandable have a great day
MC: my how the turns have tables
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😏😏😏😏😏😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👎👎👎👎👎👇👇👇👇👇
"It was breathing in her ear and said:"
JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE!
Monika's face at 4:35 lol
“What’s this video about?”
In a happy way, MC: Kidnapping!!!
11:09 I feel really uncomfortable with the choice of words here
MC: *kidnaps Monika*
Monika: you dare use my own spells against me, Potter
I have no idea what to comment so i will just comment something random
MaH nAmIz YeFf
Its oke
@@hornydiscord this is oki doki
Every Doki: Casually kidnaps MC.
The MC: *UNO REVERSE CARD.*
4:36 *Damn those eyes*
Monika when she kidnaps the mc: *Its free real estate*
Monika when mc kidnaps her: YAMATE KONENDASAI
5:18
Me: *Vietnam Flashback*
When MC said "Who should kill?" I was shouting "Say Sayori, SAY SAYORI, *SAY SAYORI!"*
MC I-I-I trusted y-y-you
I'm going to get revenge, though i shouldn't hurt him just creep him out a little bit...
*Sigh*
At the beginning:
*MC has had enough of your shit!*
Near the end:
*Nevermind!*
Man, the recommendations are getting a bit out of hand...
Lol
Monika be like "who the hell photoshoped this thing" XD
Hold up isn’t Monica insane why is she worried
Hold up
Damn mc should have dream speedrun the kidnapping, he probably got the world record but wasn’t trying to speedrun so it didn’t count as an attempt
MC kind a-shole Let call fbi Everyone jain bulaga Why? are you doing with Monika! 😒😒😒😒😒
You'll see 😁
@@Baluganotwhale Okay Fine but's there, no ways yuri gonna kidnap! me I gonna die here, in basement! no food and water! srry this story lol😏😏😏😏😏
@@august8105 XD funny story
@@Baluganotwhale IK but's I not gonna, married! her. she yandere and crazy bit-h she stole my pen. Everytime! do the OKAY 😓😓😓 Now pls Don tell her!
@@al1ty WHAT???...........😕😕😕
Mc stands for
Micdonald
3:58 this is where I left...
lol
THIS IS WHERE YOU RUN! 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿
5:12 K finally
A few minutes later MC: if you answer wrong let's just r.i.p Me: DA FUG
Mc:damn I scared her
YOU THINK
Wait, Monika is a vegetarian right... but he kidnapped her with sushi and chicken teriyaki
MC: (calmly says Monika has been kidnapped)
Monika: *INSERT RANDOM DOKI DOKI MEGALO HERE*
MC: I’ve kidnapped you.
Monika: *Glitches through time and space and escapes the ropes of the chair*
Oh god her elbow looks very uncomfortable
8:50 you think she'd take the knife and stab MC or something
Nice video BTW
XD
Taking a sacrifice,
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
Oh ok 👀
MC: i'll try to be less scary
MC not even 10 seconds later:
"MONIKA DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"
Nobody:
Monika: Comfortable with her arms being broken while tied up
FF7A Beret: That is pretty *BLEEP* up man, well at least he didn’t *BLEEP* up like Cloud would have
MC: Has knife in hand
Monika: Terrified as $#!7
Background: _Nostalgic Music intensifies_
that was your first video i watched and now this video made me subscribe to you
"let's take a break from all this lewd stuff." Baluga, you have spoken wise words, my friend, thank you :)
Should have been something like this:
MC brings some drinks for Monika and for him, and then Mambo number 5 starts playing but it's an alternative version - "A little bit of Chloroform in your wine, a little bit of kinky rope by my side, a little bit of seriousness to be keen, a little bit of clothing on your skin..."
They kidnapped me ^-^ ... And did some things right me 0.0
So according to MCs Logic, I can walk into an airport with 4 other men, pull out some big ass guns, and then say its a prank and just walk away, with no consequences?
Aight, I'm down
MC: I will try to less scary *pulls out knife* this should do it!
Monica:WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND!
ME:🤦 THAT DEFINITELY WON'T HELP
MC: dont mind me ima takin her to the hospital
Me: LMFAOO
MC slams knife into table* “WHO DO I KILL!?!” Monika crying* “I DONT KNOW”
Peaceful harp music in the backround
MC: *Im about to end these people's whole career.*
lol