No it's Roses are red Voilets are blue Monika is a pysho She will Kill you Roses are red Violets are blue Yuri is into knifes and pens Because of you Roses are red Voilets are blue Natsuki is tusendere Beacuse of you Roses are red Voilets are blue Sayori is derpressed Bye monika too Roses are red Voilets are blue MC joined the club Because he was forced to *The End*
@@the_dangerousegacha6662 Roses are red Violets are blue Monika really really Really likes you Roses are red Violets are blue Yuri has a knife obsession And a pen one too Roses are red Violets are blue Sayori is sad Until she sees you Roses are red Violets are blue Natsuki is the best And you had better get this reference
Lord Memcee No, I’m saying that Sayori’s innocence is slowly decreasing after every video. She’s still pretty f’ing pure, though. You do have a point, people tend to make everything into Rule 34. (Unless you were talking about something else?)
@@anonymousperson7133 i don't mean to offend any sayori fans by saying this, but she's most likely to attempt to do it with everyone around her. (Just behind yuri)
Find it hard to believe it took Natsuki seeing the pantsu before she realized what she interrupted. Natsuki: '...and hey Sayori, what's that dripping down your leg; and where did this bottle of Astroglide come from; and did that torn open condom wrapper fall out of your pocket MC? (stay safe kids); and who left this copy of the Kama Sutra open on the shelf? ... Wait a minute... EWWW!!' Monika: 'Amazing Sherlock! How'd you ever figure it out?'
TheDevourerOfGods okay one, sex isn’t a bad word, two, in one of the storylines you briefly become Sayori’s boyfriend, that is before Monika works her magic.
@@burnbros4695 "She whispers in my ear" INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE. Introduction. 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have ...
Sir yes sir! I got my fire lizard ready! Charizard: I TOLD YOU!! IM A DRAGON! I WAS A LIZARD WHEN I WAS A CHARMANDER! THEN I BECAME A CHAMELEON WHICH WAS CHARMELEON NOW IM CHARIZARD THE DRAGON HOW HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THIS RED!? I AM YOUR FIRST POKÉMON!
@trilljoe18 Well,I did'nt really finished but Natsuki still said that it smells a little weird in the room so its probably hers. sorry if this comment ruined your childhood
She whispers into my ear
"It's free real estate"
Edit: Holy crap! That's a lot of likes! Thanks guys...
It's Jake from state farm.
The Unknown Viewer hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
😂😂😂😂💀
3:56
That face would fit perfectly with that statement.
My erection is so fierce it instantly tears through my pants.
She whispers into my ear:
*get out of my swamp*
ItzAron She whispers into my ear:
*Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life*
69 likes 7u7
its free real estate
He penatrates my asshole until I feel it start to rip. It hurts but I want to make my lord and savior happy.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY *SWAMP*
_It's noogie time._
...
...
*_Oh yeah, no girlfriend._*
The fuck would you be given your girl a noogie anyway. That shit hurts.
A lady's head is for pating or stroking young padawan.
Is this a WarioWare Gold reference?
Yes, it is.
It's pizza time
I need to make some quick cash, eh? And fast!
"She whispers in my ear"
*I'm 14*
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
*FBI OPEN UP*
But I have the +4 uno card ;)
OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL DOOR
*ladies and gentlemen*
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Natsuki is brain damaged
And I am too.
No it's
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Monika is a pysho
She will Kill you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yuri is into knifes and pens
Because of you
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Natsuki is tusendere
Beacuse of you
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Sayori is derpressed
Bye monika too
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
MC joined the club
Because he was forced to
*The End*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day after will be awkward
And we’re traumatised too.
That's one of the better ones I've found
@@the_dangerousegacha6662
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Monika really really
Really likes you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yuri has a knife obsession
And a pen one too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sayori is sad
Until she sees you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Natsuki is the best
And you had better get this reference
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hitler committed mass homicide
I will too
Rule 43: "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."
Those sound like words spoken by a true God
- Lollipizza 2018
Not my quote... it's part of the rules of the Internet.
It warms my heart to see a kid who actually know the rules of the internet. **Sniff**
(I mean besides rule 34, 35 and 63 because I mean, come on)
Um
They're gonna go to Sayori's room and Mr. Duck and Mr. Cow are gonna somehow get involved.
Matty that would be the best XD
Oh lord XD
Duck The GWR Engine, "O H
D E A R."
Nah, they're just gonna watch like the kinky bastards they are.
Psychokinetic Rocky Most likely
She whispers to my ear "the police are coming"
I gently open the door.
FBI OPEN UP YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO SHOW UP OR WE'LL BLOW YOU UP
@@gabano1311 nope she legal
@@jameslenard1486 Alright everybody! This was a training mission! Don't worry we'll leave now!
Gabano Yes, Captain!
You're god damn right
Sayori: "Do it"
in a far, far away galaxy...
Palpatine: "Do it"
General ackbar : ITS A TRAP!
@@cypis4198 it's General Ackbar you uncultured swine
@@conni1392
Thanks its been years
The first guy to get executed after (I forgot) years: just do it
@@cypis4198 I heard this comment
Natsuki: *Runs away*
Me: You forgot your pencil case :/
Same
Nat: runs away me:screeeeeeeeeeeeee you forgot ya pancil cas
:)
@@cottoncandyzlove3025 :)
True
"I'm the best girl"
Yes, yes she is.
Indeed boi
6:17* Where did my Nose go*
Protagonist is best girl
*NaTsUkI fAnS aNgEr InTeNsIfIeS*
Nah. Everyone is best girl
*TEASING BEST FRIEND *GONE SEXUAL* **COPS CALLED**
Your profile pic matches your comment.
(Cuz it's Natsuki)
**NOT CLICKBATE**
**Gone wrong**
*IN THE HOOD*
FBI OPEN UP
And this week on: R.I.P Sayori’s innocence!
That happened when the game launched.
True.
@@anonymousperson7133 dosen't that contradict what you said?
Lord Memcee No, I’m saying that Sayori’s innocence is slowly decreasing after every video. She’s still pretty f’ing pure, though. You do have a point, people tend to make everything into Rule 34. (Unless you were talking about something else?)
@@anonymousperson7133 i don't mean to offend any sayori fans by saying this, but she's most likely to attempt to do it with everyone around her. (Just behind yuri)
**breaks through the door**
*HEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEESSS NOOGIE*
Sayori: *screams in terror*
@@antoniolee7817 DDLC: teasing Sayori. (could be dubed)
MC: Say that you are a good girl.
Sayori: I'M NOT A DOG!
MC: Yes you are.
Sayori: 😏 Woof 🐕🐶.
I'll never leave my pencil case anymore
Yuri Busts threw the door*
Yuri:PEN?!
@@the_dangerousegacha6662 wot. Wdym by that
@@mercydonthave2141 Yuri is addicted to mc s pen
@MrKlassic OH SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED YURI USE IT TO ..... ( ･ิω･ิ)
I prefer the mechanical pencil but each there own ✍️
“Just don’t be to rough with her.”
*oh god I don’t like where this is going*
When Natsuki is about to walk in the room:
*shit*
I do like
That's my reaction
Why are the comment so funny on the ddlc youtube videos !
Same
OMFG SAME
Find it hard to believe it took Natsuki seeing the pantsu before she realized what she interrupted.
Natsuki:
'...and hey Sayori, what's that dripping down your leg; and where did this bottle of Astroglide come from; and did that torn open condom wrapper fall out of your pocket MC? (stay safe kids); and who left this copy of the Kama Sutra open on the shelf?
... Wait a minute... EWWW!!'
Monika:
'Amazing Sherlock! How'd you ever figure it out?'
Richard Walsh Natsuki Detective Level: u suck lol
@@ooka7705 No Thats MONIKAS
Monika is a pysho bitch so yea that's monikas level
@@ilikewindows3455 But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.
@@DoctorDeath147 *_Oh shit u rite_*
Lol
*sees age restriction* I'M BUCKLED UP BOYS HERE WE GO
HERE WEGOOOOOOOOOOOO
In The Words Of The Mighty Great Western Engine, "O H D E A R."
And The Words Of The Mighty Toad, "HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!"
Hello ?yes police this is the comment
Hahahahahahah
BubbaDERP21 The Cringe God This is what we call a risky click.
Sayori: "I'm the best girl"
*sayori best girl meme*
Sayori's dad: uhh...sweetie......why is the F.B.I at our door?
In the original storyline, both MC and Sayori are 18. so HA!
@@ooka7705 so it's ok to have $3# with your friends huh?
Sorry had to censor that part for...... reasons.........
Technically the game is 1 year and 3 months old which means the characters are also 1 year and 3 months old
Makes sence? Yeah i didn't think so
TheDevourerOfGods okay one, sex isn’t a bad word, two, in one of the storylines you briefly become Sayori’s boyfriend, that is before Monika works her magic.
Sayori: FUCK
Belive me or not, the tune she was singing was from Megalovania
I can actually see that tbh, tried to hum it as she did with megalovania in mind, kinda works
Sayori is humming a tune
It fills you with determination
LMAOOO NOW I SEE
Wait, REALLY!
Edit: HOLY FUCK! IT IS!!
Well. I feel a bad time coming on
5:52 top 10 moments right before disaster
Your comment made me spill my apple juice...; (
Your comment made me smear my apple sauce
@@emanueli.9817 BOY U MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFFFFFFFF HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
@@emanueli.9817 BOY U MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFFFFFFFF HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
Wow
Category: Pets & Animals
Sayori: I'm not a dog!
UA-cam logic
Natsuki: I'm not a cat!
@@raffimolero64 catsuki
Yes she is
Widdle Boi On the next episode of UA-cam Categories: Gaming
She whispered into my ear
*"I called the cops"*
ACTually She's 18 Yrs old so your safe
"She whispers in my ear"
*It's free real estate.*
nice
@@burnbros4695 "She whispers in my ear"
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE. Introduction. 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have ...
*It's free real estate.*
Why .-.
WHY BIKE, I'M NOT GONNA RIDE YOU ANYMORE!
Haha
Wait hold up! What?
@@alimneimne I realised that there is actually sexual subtext in my comment .-.
@@lil_lunaris yes indeed there was
F.B.I OPEN UP!!!!
@@lil_lunaris wait are you even legal
"J u s t O n e M o r e V i d e o"
She whispers into my ear...
"By the way the fbi is outside the school"
*FBI OPEN UP!*
Smoke weed Everyday *aHhhHHhHhhHHHhhHhHhHHHHHHHHhHhHh*
Nope She's Actually 18 You safe *FBI exits*
i believe that one of the reasonings for global warming is that darn smile
that smile melts hearts of stone
First 2 Minutes: Awww that's so cute!
Rest of the time: *OGa BuGAA TiME*
OOGA BOOGAAA
@@colombiansunnysimp i totally forgor about my comment
@@annikapannika4681 hahahha
Yeah i mean, it's 3 yrs ago
I was honestly expecting Sayori to want to be choked.
I low-key did as well
In a way i thought so too
I understand bro
Sayori whispers in my ear
*I like it when you choke me like that
Don't remind me of the picture I've seen
Buckle up boys, this is gonna be one wild ride!
Hey that's my comment😡
Dont steal the comment shogun >:(
Sir yes sir! I got my fire lizard ready!
Charizard: I TOLD YOU!! IM A DRAGON! I WAS A LIZARD WHEN I WAS A CHARMANDER! THEN I BECAME A CHAMELEON WHICH WAS CHARMELEON NOW IM CHARIZARD THE DRAGON HOW HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THIS RED!? I AM YOUR FIRST POKÉMON!
XD
Y'all need Jesus
*smacks hands together* so this what we doing now?
🍆💦
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
💀
Yes Goku. We are.
This is where the fun begins
We gonna drop tilted boys
I like how Natsuki's shocked face can fit so many emotions in it. 😂
Just change the depression value from sayori
Yup, i can agree
@@chibisayori4913 yeet
Y are there like 3 sayori's
here!!! 😑🤔😮😕
@@itzsimplylogical7622 stfu
Monika: do it be too rough
r/they knew
Part 2 please!
...
*COUGH COUGH*
I'm asking for a friend...
Tyger The Gamer
Yeah, I’m the Friend they’re asking for. When’s Parts 2 coming out?
Thanks for looking out.
Bike...
My brother, please, i was trying to sleep...
Now i can't
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol xd
Sayori: Make me really feel it
Shulk: i'M rEaLlY fEeLiNg iT!
LMAO I'm dying
*TOO SOON! TOO SOON!!!* 😓😓😓😓😓😫😫😫😫😫
3:52 holy shit that’s the most seductive eyes I have ever seen from sayori
As a Sayori fan this satisfys me
this satisfies our needs
*i see you tom*
@@hahayourgay5775 Tom is me?
Same
Yes this pleases me
Getting in the video
*Age restricted*
oh boy here we go
Aw shit here we go again
LETSA GOOO
*18yo petite motocrosses and rides her bf*
😏😏😏
y e s
lol, "18"
Ha!
*_Y T H O?_*
ComedyFury anyone notice the song that’s playing is a song by Akon? Lmao
Sayori: make me feel alive~
Me: **Plays Don't Stop Me Now**
Cause their having a good time, having a good time
she's a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb she's about to explode
first half: awww... that's cute
second half: No! bad! remain pure! don't do the horny
Natsuki: puh! Disgusting!
Filthy frank:thats my boi
Where's filthy Frank when you need because we need him for THIS
6:15 Natsuki's innocent soul just walked out the room.
How did she notice that when she was near the closet
She will always remember that day at school forever
XD
How much you wanna bet they banged on top of Natsuki's manga collection?
Actually it stayed out the room, and never came back...
At first I thought the title said "Sayori Gets Arrested"
Edit: Why did I even write this comment
Now I want to see that lol
Sayori Gets Teased 2: The FBI come in
i dont need it...
i dont need a vid "sayori gets arrested"...
i dont need it...
**snaps**
I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!1111
LOL
@@zawarudo596 I mean it's pretty close! ;)
Natsuki, OMFG her reaction is simply amazing 😂😂
Category: Pets & Animals
...wat?
"Sayori sprite edits by reddit user u/Lunatic_Rabbit"
You're welcome.
Ichijopaniponi its in the description
Gonna need a part 2 on this too chief
I agree with one thing in this video, just one thing.
Sayori IS indeed best girl.
Yeah
*Yes*
Yep
Yep indeed
Yes she is
Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Suicide
-Sayori
-15 likes
*Suicide is badass*
Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Sayori
You forgot
Smelly
Stunning
Sunny
Stupid
She -whispers- into my ear: *FBI OPEN UP*
Yells
Shes Actually 18 Yrs old were safe
@@jaydinlamad25 it's a fucking joke
2:45
Let the truth be said.
0:42 *LA DEE DA DEE DAH! SLOB ON ME KNOB!*
Good to know I wasn’t the only person who thought this
FUCK ME IN A CAR
Man all kinds of stuff is happening to Sayori all the time lol
And she whispers into my ear.
Her:Get out of my face
"She whisper's in my ear"
Lets *hang* out today
Unfortunately, Natsuki ruined the moment
Damn you, Natsuki
*Gets beat up*
IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!
*Goddammit natsuki*
@trilljoe18 Well,I did'nt really finished but Natsuki still said that it smells a little weird in the room so its probably hers.
sorry if this comment ruined your childhood
@@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 screw her
It was meant to happen I guess
Anyone else frequently come back to this because the beginning is kinda adorable and MC is being a total sweetheart?
I had a feeling that Sayori had a kinky side 😏
I mean she likes being choked right. That's hot.
@@zawarudo596 I hate you but in a good way
@@zawarudo596 ua-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/v-deo.html
Masochistic
"Make me feel alive, Snake..."
- Grey Fox
She whispers into my ears:
"Insert joke here"
My minds telling me no
But my body
My bodys telling me yes
Sayori getting them cheeks *clapped*
She whispered in my ear.
Am a guy
XD hahah
Holy likes
What about the tids?
Keihze 25 they are pillows
SaYoRi WIlL FiND ALl Of YOu
Ugh well sayori just took choke me daddy to a whole new level thank god there was no rope
Hell. Even teasing Sayori is so wholesome
"She whispers into my ears..."
*It's No Nut November*
CRAP
*FUUUUU-*
"Pets and Animals"
But she's not a dog, she said.
Of course she Is a full grown light red (almost pink) retriever to be exact
Sayori: You can’t tease a girl like that and walk away
MC: BITCH plesee
“She whispers in my ears.”
Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
She whispers into my ear
*ONII-CHAN I'M 13*
**uses -4 uno card*
*P E R F E C T*
7:04 this pouting face is soooooooo damn adorable wow
Why do i really wanna see an animated version of this so badly
*insert lenny face here*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ok
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
*Insert 69 joke here*
ಠ⌣ಠ
She whispers into my ear
Its FREE real estate
She whispers in too my ear
I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU
*I like em big*
I like em chunky
Lewdness level went from 0 to 100 very quickly.
But natsuki why just why why why why, why would you do this?
1:39
I whisper into her ear.
**its free real estate**
She whispered in my ears
"I ate ur chicken nuggets"
Now she is dead
I can imagine MC using "guess what" as his signature phrase used to initiate combat.
6:51 really it took you that long to fit the peices together
He whispers into my ear
"FBI Open Up..!"
*An army of FBI come through every entrance and exit in the entire house.*
Nope She's actually 18 Yrs old So Take That FBI
Did anybody else recognize the the music chimes?
Akon 🙌🏼
Yeah
Yes lmao
ye it be megalovania
BRUH I got it
The music had me actually dying
Sayori: Stoppp please!
MC: SAY IT!
Sayori: I SAID STOP
"She Whispers in my ear"
*The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.*
I like sayrori she so cute
3:56 Insert palpatine voice here
Sayori: Harder than that, I want to feel it
Mc: *Pulls Hair harder* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR.KRABS
i love your diction. Sounds poetic
“Her depression hasn’t been that bad today.”
3:54 that expression tho
Now it's monika turn =)
Hopefully.
Don’t lewd the loli
@@ramonebryant9209 how is monika a loli?
Man, my eng is bad, but i love you
Hello Russia. Cheers from America 🍻
@@zawarudo596 Ukraine :D
Russia lang)
Funny how Sayori doesn't need much teasing, she is already relatively fine and doesn't need such pushy methods.