"Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiot would fight a war against Babylon with so many villages."
On turn 20, when you had researched 34 technologies, you had produced a cumulative 38 science total. There was likely a point where you had more techs than science.
@@darmocat These people in mud huts have figured out how to refine Oil into literal BARRELS and DRUMS. Those one's that are barely feeding their children have somehow gained knowledge of ships that fly into the stars!
@@boxtank5288 I mean if you look at the world total population because of the tribal villages, it kinda does incentivize the progression of technology for better methods for survival and wanting to get the hell of that planet xD
Best part is that it's historically accurate, the holy scriptures are actually factual books, about Babylon, however the passage of time has somewhat corrupted the understandings of what happened.
Its also possible in regular game, focusing on science and production with producton or science civ, you could research industrial era artillery and they would stil use bows and catapults 😂
@@milosstojanovic4623 it's actually possible with babylone without any science building just get oil make 3 tanks and you'll get modern tanks ^^ most of civs will be on medieval /renaissance
@@glenmcgillivray4707 Venetian Arsenal is very situational and depends on the map type. On maps like Archipelago, it pretty much wins you the game because you can crank out so many naval units so quickly. This is especially useful as Pedro for the Minas Gerai
I like the fact that his recon units got send to war when chariots were the tech, but before they reached the enemy they were catched up by airplanes. (or would be if we played this out) It's a bit like "what would you meet when you send out an interstellar starship to another system a few light years away? Probably people from your own planet, who went generations after you but got there first because they had better tech.
@@antoninasienczuk6590 it did, just not in a way italian journalist misunderstood the events and later on became german propaganda. Several Pz.1 light tanks armed with machine guns arrived as reinforcements to the position that polish cavalrymen decimated before that and they've caught them loading back on horses and ready to fallback ie with their pants down. Polish soldiers could neither fight back(some are already mounted and weapons are packed), nor retreat(a lot of them are still dismounted and are away from horses) at that moment.
0:55 The "Carpal Tunnel" is a specific set of ligaments in your wrist. Almost everyone has a pair of them, but most don't have anything wrong with them. An RSI is a Repetetive Strain Injury. If you get an RSI in your Carpal Tunnel, that's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. If you get one in your elbow, that's Tennis Elbow. If it just affects your thumb, that's Gamer's Thumb, etc...
Ah yes, I remember in high school when we learned about Babylonia History and how they took over the entire world just to build a Venitian Arsenal. Weirdest class ever, good to see someone else remembers that
Poland: “So basically we can keep the animals and livestock and use them for food and it’s renewable because they will breed and make more” Babylon: “Ok, tank is in position, now fire a missile shell at that Polish farm 👌😂🤙”
I did this on a Standard sized map, and won on turn 80 exactly 1 turn before the Classical Era ended, and the only cities left were 3 German cities. It was insane fun. Having Hercules build 4 commercial hubs and 2 Harbors helped a lot with gold, especially since I spawned in tundra and didn't have particularly good tiles for my first two cities to work.
Now I know how the Conquistadors must've felt when they landed in Central America. "All this stuff, just laying around unguarded, on a completely uninhabited continent, free for the taking!"
Perhaps this land was post-World War III and all the tribal villages were remnants of cities and towns and that’s how they were able to advance the technology so quickly because they are rebuilding the world from small Village is that had remnants of technology
"Im gonna have to declare a suprise war on you or else my economy is gonna start falling on its face" *the US would like to know the location of your oil*
Discovered your channel like two days ago and binged 3 of these videos and 2 series I think. You quickly became my favorite Civ youtuber. Perfect blend of humor, expertise and great editing. Thanks for being so entertaining :)
I think the *Dramatic Ages* Mode would of made the Meme Funnier, Considering the Extra Loyalty you get for going over: Cities begin to flip at the Sight of you
This does remind me of an interesting fact: humans took longer to switch from copper swords to steel swords than they took to go from steel swords to nuclear weapons
How about a game of Hungary, Secret Societies, and Himiko? Use the early governor promotions to get temporary suzerainty over City States. Leverage their militaries for free and conduct some extremely early wars.
Brian Boru of the Irish Empire Leader Ability: Imperator Scottorum Great Works of Writing gain +1 Culture and Faith for every City-State and Capital he has captured, as well as an Envoy in City-States in his Home Continent. Civilization Ability: Saints and Scholars Holy Sites and Theatre Squares provide +1 Great Person Point that adjacent Specialty Districts generate, +2 if their City follows Ireland’s Religion.* Great Works of Writing provide Faith equal to their Culture Output if their City has two Abbeys. Unique Unit: Kern Irish Unique Medieval Era Recon Unit that replaces the Skirmisher. +3 Combat Strength for every adjacent Enemy Unit. Production Cost: 150 Gold Cost: 600 Gold Maintenance: 3 Movement Points: 3 Combat Strength: 32 Ranged Strength: 25 Range: 2 Sight Range: 2 Unique Infrastructure: Abbey Irish Unique Improvement unlocked with Theology. Cannot be built adjacent to another Abbey. +3 Faith +1 Food +2 Housing +1 Faith(with Reformed Church) +1 Food(with Colonialism) +1 Housing for every 2 adjacent Farms +1 Faith if adjacent to a Holy Site, as well as providing Friendly Religious Units in this City +10 HP per turn +2 Tourism(with Flight) Leader Agenda: Clontarf Will try to establish dominance over his Continent and also collect Great Works of Writing. Likes those who refrain from settling on his Home Continent and collecting Great Works of Writing, disdains those who do so. Greeting: Brian Boru, High King of Ireland, stands before you. I count among my subjects those of Munster, Leinster, and Connacht, and God counts me among his. Agenda Approval: The tales my people write shall endure to be read by the grandchildren of our grandchildren, and they shall know the glory of their ancestors. Agenda Disapproval: Your books tell unworthy tales. I would sooner burn their pages for warmth than read them. Attacked: Our ancestors claimed Ireland from the Fomorians and the Tuatha dé Danann. I will not allow it to fall to the likes of you. Declares War on You: The plains and the hills echo with the sound of boots; the knell of your death. Defeated: My lands and my troops are brought low against the most unworthy of adversaries. How could it be? Why? *+1 Great Scientist Point if adjacent to a Campus, etc.
Vlad Tepes of the Wallachian Empire Leader Ability: Impaler Lord Capturing an Enemy City causes all Enemy Cities within 4 Tiles of it to have a chance of either becoming a Free City or join his Empire. Killing an Enemy Unit deals -20 Damage to adjacent Enemy Units, while Pillaging in Enemy Territory deals -10 Damage. Civilization Ability: Os De Domn Cities with an established Governor provide +1 Great General Point and +5% Production towards Land Military Units for every Promotion they have. Recruiting a Great General provides a free Governor Title. Unique Unit: Calarasi Wallachian Medieval Era Ranged Cavalry Unit unlocked with Stirrups. Costs no Movement Points to Pillage. Can move after attacking. Requires 10 Horses to train. Production Cost: 170 Gold Cost: 880 Gold Maintenance: 2 Movement Points: 5 Combat Strength: 32 Ranged Strength: 40 Range: 2 Sight Range: 2 Unique Infrastructure: Biserica Forteficata Wallachian Unique Building that replaces the Armory. Unlocked with Castles instead of Military Engineering. Enemy Units in the Territory in a City with a Biserica Forteficata lose -5 Combat Strength, while Wallachians gain +5 Defense Strength. Production Cost: 120 Gold Maintenance: 2 +3 Production +3 Faith +1 Citizen Slot +1 Great General Point +1 Relic Slot +25% Combat Experience for all Military Land Units trained in this City Allows training of Military Engineers in this City Strategic Resources Stockpile is increased by +10 Leader Agenda: House of Draculesti Will seek to Pillage as many Enemy Tiles and kill as many Enemy Units as he can. Respects those who seek to do the same, and spites those who don’t. Greeting: I am Vlad, proud son of House Drăculești, the scourge of my foes. What is it you have to say? Agenda Approval: Clearly you recognize that shows of force are a superior tactic. You do battle in decisive strokes! Agenda Disapproval: Your military tactics are weak and cowardly. Does blood frighten you? Hahaha! Attacked: Even now, your troops tremble where they stand. They too must have heard the tales of Vlad the Impaler and fates of his foes! Declares War on You: Wallachia shall stand forever, in the face of any foe. Your bravado will disappear when you see your men mounted on pikes. Defeated: I have nothing to say to you. Noble shall be my defeat, unlike that of your soldiers.
Otto von Bismarck of the German Empire Leader Ability: Realpolitik Sending an Envoy to a City-State provides +20 Diplomatic Favor and Influence Points. Can annex a City-State with Gold or Diplomatic Favor* if Bismarck has been Suzerain of it for at least 50 turns. For every City-State you are Suzerain of, generates +2 Alliance and Influence Points per turn. Leader Agenda: Iron Chancellor Will try to establish Suzerainty over as many City-States as he can, as well as have lots of Diplomatic Favor. Likes those who do not compete with him for City-State allegiance and Diplomatic Favor, and dislikes those who compete with him for City-State allegiance and Diplomatic Favor. Greeting: Good day to you. I am the Chancellor of Germany, Otto von Bismarck, and it is my pleasure to welcome you to the King's sovereign Empire. Agenda Approval: Your cooperation with our interests on the stage of world affairs is very pleasing to me. We could do with a steadfast ally. Agenda Disapproval: You do not seem to be aware that you are treading on dangerous ground. Let me make it clear: Germany will not tolerate opposition, diplomatic... or otherwise. Attacked: I did not unite the German states so that you could scatter them asunder once more. This conflict will not be resolved with speeches and majorities. I shall resolve it with iron and blood. Declares War on You: You have made clear your intentions, and so I will state mine. I plan to crush your empire utterly and claim your lands as my own. Defeated: And so it is that Germany meets its end. Statecraft, I suppose, can only take one so far. *200 Gold or 100 Diplomatic Favor, scaling by +75 with each Era.
Inspired by this I did a large map with Tribal Villages only on ocean tiles (play Strategic View so that you can see them) and rolled Kupe. I took Voidsingers and the religious belief that gives you double faith & tourism for relics. Won a Culture Victory on Deity on Turn 61, 1560 BC.
your economy just have to survive until you have the card that gives gold per envoys then it's self sustainable also you should have started printing settlers with the earlier builders immediately hahaha that 19 population on 10 cap, just priceless
I like seeing how happy it makes you having an insurmountable advantage and pushing it to the edge ! yay ^_^ (for me, seeing you happy like this is very nice!!)
Natural wonders never get the credit they deserve. Put them all in a game and collect them all like Marco Polo meets Ash Ketchum, and you can't win till you do.
Potato, have you considered doing a deity score victory? It's much more of a passive, defensive game as you can't let the AI get too far ahead in their own science/culture/religion, but you also can't get accelerate your own improvements otherwise you risk winning the game another way.
ByuN is a SC2 programer who's known for his incredibly good micromanagement skills that let him win engagements other pros would have lost. In fact, his performance in tournaments singlehandedly got Blitzzard to nerf the Reaper unit, which is meant as an earlygame fast harassment/scout but in his hands became an absolute monster. He's back to playing SC2 now, but with bad RSI because of his playstyle. In some of the recent games from GSL super tournament a few days ago he's been shown to be shaking his hands in pain after each game, and once he even had to pause a game because of the pain (I think he got a warning for doing that or something). Take care of your hands guys, don't get RSI.
Impossible. Some of the tech boosts are nigh impossible to avoid, particularly on Deity. You kinda NEED to produce ranged units (typically Archers or better) in the earlygame to discourage an early war from the AI, but having three archers is a tech boost and Slingers are even worse because using them to kill anything is a tech boost. It would also make you unable to place various improvements (mines, quarries, some Pastures) for a long time because of the tech boost having one gives you.
I would love to see you play as Russia with Secret Societies and Heroes modes on, get the Voidsingers and Reliquaries belief, and try to get your quickest Culture Victory possible
RSI is the general form. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is a specific repetitive stress injury that results from the wrist bones separating. (The popularity of mouse pads with wrist supports is to avoid CTS)
Great Vid! Regarding repetitive strain injury, I’m not trying taking away from your joke on it, but having actually had it this might be interesting to anyone who was wondering about it; In second year of music college I got RSI and ended up with a splint and a compression bandage for a few weeks, my tendons felt like they were going to snap 24/7, I could barely hold my phone in the effected hand and my whole arm felt shivery like how your body feels when you have the flu but much worse. a bit of pain from a lot of clicking isn’t RSI, but if you get a cold feeling in your wrist, stop whatever intensive activity you are doing because that is the first signs of it, and if you are stupid like I was, you could risk causing permanent damage. That said, as someone who probably played games for too long on occasion, doing so isn’t even getting into the same order of magnitude of hand movement that would be an issue, and if it is causing RSI, a dietary or other health issue is probably contributing to the problem more than the amount of mouse clicking you are doing.
I was rewatching your Last trival Village meme video, and i leave a comm. " imagine this map with babylon"... I was so sure that you saw my comment. I am upset....
RSI is caused by repeated motion. Carpal tunnel is from pinching the carpal tunnel in your wrist against a sharp corner like a desk, gradually creating numbness and pain in your hand. With good posture gamers aren't at risk for carpal tunnel.
Personally, mining->3 mines->apprenticeship->2 workshops (third one is free)-> medieval era industrialization is my favorite way to build advanced units.
That poor AI. They thought they'd be fighting units from Babylon, they ended up fighting units from Babylon 5.
This is the best comment I've seen
Two years late, but I am so glad that there are Babylon 5 fans in this comment section.
"Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiot would fight a war against Babylon with so many villages."
Babylon 5 reference equals a thumbs up every time
On turn 20, when you had researched 34 technologies, you had produced a cumulative 38 science total. There was likely a point where you had more techs than science.
We don't _really_ know how we got this but it just. works.
@@darmocat These people in mud huts have figured out how to refine Oil into literal BARRELS and DRUMS. Those one's that are barely feeding their children have somehow gained knowledge of ships that fly into the stars!
yes, turn 1 - he has 2 techs and one science per turn
@@boxtank5288 I mean if you look at the world total population because of the tribal villages, it kinda does incentivize the progression of technology for better methods for survival and wanting to get the hell of that planet xD
@@darmocat Adeptus Mechanicus moment
Potato facing the consequences of a staggering debt "I hereby declare myself winner!"
The Kongo had 1500 gold and I'm sure they would have paid handsomely for some of your finer resources @potatomcwhiskey!
Potato has more debt than the usa
@@williambarraclough8712 In this year I'm pretty sure no.
USA! USA! USA! Woooooooooo!
He forgot he’s not an American.
"This could be a 2 food 8 production tile in the very very late game" ... you mean like turn 50?
With Apocalypse Mode 10 food 10 production 5 science tiles are in the lategame possible...
@@alphabetincorporated7932 so you mean turn 50
20:20 you got combustion 1 turn before animal husbandry, NICE
As said by Kilian...
"My Mazda has 200 horsepower. Donkey has 0, because he's a donkey."
@@jasonzhou8274 No, "My horse has 0.01 ICE equivalents"
@@jasonzhou8274 "What the fuck is a horse?"
How I imagine this:
Rest of the world: *fighting with swords*
Babylon: *has machine guns, giant death robots, and nukes*
Babylon: oh hi AI
The AI: im just gonna pretend i didnt see that
Best part is that it's historically accurate, the holy scriptures are actually factual books, about Babylon, however the passage of time has somewhat corrupted the understandings of what happened.
Its also possible in regular game, focusing on science and production with producton or science civ, you could research industrial era artillery and they would stil use bows and catapults 😂
@@milosstojanovic4623 it's actually possible with babylone without any science building just get oil make 3 tanks and you'll get modern tanks ^^ most of civs will be on medieval /renaissance
@@chronobab8352 lol dont have yet DLC with Babylon and other civs, at some point in time gonna buy it then i will try :)
“Free stuff is better than not free stuff”
So that’s why you love the Venetian Arsenal!
It just makes so much sense now
Potato: Exited about skirmishers.
Also Potato: Has Rangers.
Man this is going to be the fastest Venetian Arsenal ever.
This is one of the best comments ever
Venetian Arsenal% is definitely the most interesting category
(Doesn't build it)
If Venetian arsenal duplicated aircraft and War robots would it be more useful and less of a Meme?
Maybe.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 Venetian Arsenal is very situational and depends on the map type. On maps like Archipelago, it pretty much wins you the game because you can crank out so many naval units so quickly. This is especially useful as Pedro for the Minas Gerai
“My entire job is to suffer for the pleasure of my viewers.”
You’re goddamn right.
He’s like a gladiator.
“I’m tired of all these Arabian units hanging around here, I’m gonna declare a surprise war” -Babylon’s 1st crusade
20:00 gotta love it when a tank LITERALLY drops out of the sky
I like the fact that his recon units got send to war when chariots were the tech, but before they reached the enemy they were catched up by airplanes. (or would be if we played this out)
It's a bit like "what would you meet when you send out an interstellar starship to another system a few light years away? Probably people from your own planet, who went generations after you but got there first because they had better tech.
Basically how sleeper ships in Star Trek work.
"My tank is about to arrive in Polands capital"
- Hitler and PotatoMcWhiskey
Also Stalin.
Well, Potato DOES need the Lebensbraun, with all the guys he got from the villages.
Archer was right all along; Ireland *was* an Axis power!
@@poilboiler and the US sending NATO munitions
You should've done a Tribal Village meme map where all the civs are Hammurabi
And set the minimum era length to 10 so it flies by
“This is the most historically accurate game I’ve ever played.”
Sends tanks to overrun Polish horses.
You’ve gone a little Germany there Potato.
Polish horse cavalry never faced germans tanks in world war II
@@antoninasienczuk6590 it did, just not in a way italian journalist misunderstood the events and later on became german propaganda.
Several Pz.1 light tanks armed with machine guns arrived as reinforcements to the position that polish cavalrymen decimated before that and they've caught them loading back on horses and ready to fallback ie with their pants down. Polish soldiers could neither fight back(some are already mounted and weapons are packed), nor retreat(a lot of them are still dismounted and are away from horses) at that moment.
@@antoninasienczuk6590 lucky they didn't of the winged hussars would have won the day
AYO
@@rjs69 they could have come down the mountainside and turned the tide
Ah yes skirmishes with a gun also called a ranger
"Look, we have a tank. "
"OMG! Where did you get that???"
"Found it in a meteorite."
"?"
0:55 The "Carpal Tunnel" is a specific set of ligaments in your wrist. Almost everyone has a pair of them, but most don't have anything wrong with them. An RSI is a Repetetive Strain Injury. If you get an RSI in your Carpal Tunnel, that's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. If you get one in your elbow, that's Tennis Elbow. If it just affects your thumb, that's Gamer's Thumb, etc...
You're basically starting in the atomic era while everybody else is trying to figure out calvary.
Actually they try to research wheel and bow 😂😄
Calvary is near Jerusalem, right?
Ah yes, I remember in high school when we learned about Babylonia History and how they took over the entire world just to build a Venitian Arsenal. Weirdest class ever, good to see someone else remembers that
Poland: “So basically we can keep the animals and livestock and use them for food and it’s renewable because they will breed and make more”
Babylon: “Ok, tank is in position, now fire a missile shell at that Polish farm 👌😂🤙”
I like this comment
Given that I predicted this and the spiff collab, how about every tile being a barbarian encampment?
He did he wanted a raging barbarians mode
Marbozir has a video for that.
I feel Sumeria is the only logical choice then
Oh my. What fun lol
7:24
Step 12 - Accepting the Venetian Arsenal into your life.
turn 11: "We could build the Venetian Arsenal..."
This just reminds me of Age of Empires when you use the cheat codes and get a car that runs around killing everything.
oh yea that one i can never forget for my entire life cause i got tired of typing "how do you turn this on"
I did this on a Standard sized map, and won on turn 80 exactly 1 turn before the Classical Era ended, and the only cities left were 3 German cities. It was insane fun. Having Hercules build 4 commercial hubs and 2 Harbors helped a lot with gold, especially since I spawned in tundra and didn't have particularly good tiles for my first two cities to work.
I feel like Firaxis should make this into an actual map type or option.
Maybe a shuffle of crazy game modes? I feel like one game of this is enough.
Babylon: Oops! All recon unit maintenance costs!
I saw the title and immediately thought "what's wrong with you?" but this is a really fantastic idea :)
Blame Marbozir, he came up with this idea first.
did that long ago myself but didn't have babylon back then to break the game lol
Now I know how the Conquistadors must've felt when they landed in Central America. "All this stuff, just laying around unguarded, on a completely uninhabited continent, free for the taking!"
Fun fact: Some starcraft2 players got surgery to help with their tendon pain.
sounds correct
They constructed additional pylons in their wrists
@@amirg7225 אמיר זה חרא של שם אחי תשנה את זה עכשיו
Perhaps this land was post-World War III and all the tribal villages were remnants of cities and towns and that’s how they were able to advance the technology so quickly because they are rebuilding the world from small Village is that had remnants of technology
22:44 That’s not the first time tanks have gone to Poland...
Here is the extremely simplified version of Mesopotamian history:
Sumeria->Akkadian Empire->Gutians->Sumeria (Ur III)->Babylonian Empire->Kassites->Assyrian Empire 2.0->Assyrian Empire 3.0->Babylonian Empire 2.0->Achaemenid (Persian) Empire->Alexander the Great's Empire->Seleucid Empire->Parthian Empire->Sasanian Empire (Persian Empire 2.0)->Rashidun Caliphate->Umayyad Caliphate->Abbasid Caliphate->Seljuk Empire->Abbasids, again->Mongol Empire->Ilkhanate->Jalayirids->Qara Qoyunlu->Aq Qoyunlu->Safavids->Ottoman Empire->Mandatory Iraq->Kingdom of Iraq->Republic of Iraq
->Parking Lot USA.
And thus was the truth of the Bronze Age Collapse discovered by an Irish Spud.
The Bronze Age Collapse happened when the money from tribal villages ran out and people could no longer afford the upkeep on all their free units.
"Im gonna have to declare a suprise war on you or else my economy is gonna start falling on its face"
*the US would like to know the location of your oil*
Discovered your channel like two days ago and binged 3 of these videos and 2 series I think.
You quickly became my favorite Civ youtuber. Perfect blend of humor, expertise and great editing.
Thanks for being so entertaining :)
Btw, not sure where you said it, but the joke about fascism being the prefered ideology for gamers if you go by forums had me dying.
I keep looking at his empire and think “this isn’t TOO impressive” but then I look at the turn timer.... 😳
I think the *Dramatic Ages* Mode would of made the Meme Funnier, Considering the Extra Loyalty you get for going over: Cities begin to flip at the Sight of you
I wonder how insane the loyalty pressure your cities would exert if you did this on Dramatic Ages mode
Babylon: Has access to tanks.
Also Babylon: The fuck's a horse?
This does remind me of an interesting fact: humans took longer to switch from copper swords to steel swords than they took to go from steel swords to nuclear weapons
Have you ever tried to split at atom with copper? It's pretty hard, man.
I'm watching this with my 68 year old mom, and she's rofl every time you say yoink.
You weren't racing the AI, you were racing your economy.
When the alcohol flows a bit too freely
And thats it, we love this guy. Even if we question about his mental health for the kind of things that he does.
How about a game of Hungary, Secret Societies, and Himiko? Use the early governor promotions to get temporary suzerainty over City States. Leverage their militaries for free and conduct some extremely early wars.
Weirdly enough Babylon discovering oil in 3000 BCE is actually historically accurate.
Who cares that a deliberately created broken setup turns out to be broken, when you have so much fun playing :D Thanks for spreading the joy!
Brian Boru of the Irish Empire
Leader Ability: Imperator Scottorum
Great Works of Writing gain +1 Culture and Faith for every City-State and Capital he has captured, as well as an Envoy in City-States in his Home Continent.
Civilization Ability: Saints and Scholars
Holy Sites and Theatre Squares provide +1 Great Person Point that adjacent Specialty Districts generate, +2 if their City follows Ireland’s Religion.*
Great Works of Writing provide Faith equal to their Culture Output if their City has two Abbeys.
Unique Unit: Kern
Irish Unique Medieval Era Recon Unit that replaces the Skirmisher.
+3 Combat Strength for every adjacent Enemy Unit.
Production Cost: 150
Gold Cost: 600
Gold Maintenance: 3
Movement Points: 3
Combat Strength: 32
Ranged Strength: 25
Range: 2
Sight Range: 2
Unique Infrastructure: Abbey
Irish Unique Improvement unlocked with Theology.
Cannot be built adjacent to another Abbey.
+3 Faith
+1 Food
+2 Housing
+1 Faith(with Reformed Church)
+1 Food(with Colonialism)
+1 Housing for every 2 adjacent Farms
+1 Faith if adjacent to a Holy Site, as well as providing Friendly Religious Units in this City +10 HP per turn
+2 Tourism(with Flight)
Leader Agenda: Clontarf
Will try to establish dominance over his Continent and also collect Great Works of Writing.
Likes those who refrain from settling on his Home Continent and collecting Great Works of Writing, disdains those who do so.
Greeting: Brian Boru, High King of Ireland, stands before you. I count among my subjects those of Munster, Leinster, and Connacht, and God counts me among his.
Agenda Approval: The tales my people write shall endure to be read by the grandchildren of our grandchildren, and they shall know the glory of their ancestors.
Agenda Disapproval: Your books tell unworthy tales. I would sooner burn their pages for warmth than read them.
Attacked: Our ancestors claimed Ireland from the Fomorians and the Tuatha dé Danann. I will not allow it to fall to the likes of you.
Declares War on You: The plains and the hills echo with the sound of boots; the knell of your death.
Defeated: My lands and my troops are brought low against the most unworthy of adversaries. How could it be? Why?
*+1 Great Scientist Point if adjacent to a Campus, etc.
Vlad Tepes of the Wallachian Empire
Leader Ability: Impaler Lord
Capturing an Enemy City causes all Enemy Cities within 4 Tiles of it to have a chance of either becoming a Free City or join his Empire.
Killing an Enemy Unit deals -20 Damage to adjacent Enemy Units, while Pillaging in Enemy Territory deals -10 Damage.
Civilization Ability: Os De Domn
Cities with an established Governor provide +1 Great General Point and +5% Production towards Land Military Units for every Promotion they have. Recruiting a Great General provides a free Governor Title.
Unique Unit: Calarasi
Wallachian Medieval Era Ranged Cavalry Unit unlocked with Stirrups.
Costs no Movement Points to Pillage. Can move after attacking.
Requires 10 Horses to train.
Production Cost: 170
Gold Cost: 880
Gold Maintenance: 2
Movement Points: 5
Combat Strength: 32
Ranged Strength: 40
Range: 2
Sight Range: 2
Unique Infrastructure: Biserica Forteficata
Wallachian Unique Building that replaces the Armory. Unlocked with Castles instead of Military Engineering.
Enemy Units in the Territory in a City with a Biserica Forteficata lose -5 Combat Strength, while Wallachians gain +5 Defense Strength.
Production Cost: 120
Gold Maintenance: 2
+3 Production
+3 Faith
+1 Citizen Slot
+1 Great General Point
+1 Relic Slot
+25% Combat Experience for all Military Land Units trained in this City
Allows training of Military Engineers in this City
Strategic Resources Stockpile is increased by +10
Leader Agenda: House of Draculesti
Will seek to Pillage as many Enemy Tiles and kill as many Enemy Units as he can. Respects those who seek to do the same, and spites those who don’t.
Greeting: I am Vlad, proud son of House Drăculești, the scourge of my foes. What is it you have to say?
Agenda Approval: Clearly you recognize that shows of force are a superior tactic. You do battle in decisive strokes!
Agenda Disapproval: Your military tactics are weak and cowardly. Does blood frighten you? Hahaha!
Attacked: Even now, your troops tremble where they stand. They too must have heard the tales of Vlad the Impaler and fates of his foes!
Declares War on You: Wallachia shall stand forever, in the face of any foe. Your bravado will disappear when you see your men mounted on pikes.
Defeated: I have nothing to say to you. Noble shall be my defeat, unlike that of your soldiers.
Otto von Bismarck of the German Empire
Leader Ability: Realpolitik
Sending an Envoy to a City-State provides +20 Diplomatic Favor and Influence Points. Can annex a City-State with Gold or Diplomatic Favor* if Bismarck has been Suzerain of it for at least 50 turns. For every City-State you are Suzerain of, generates +2 Alliance and Influence Points per turn.
Leader Agenda: Iron Chancellor
Will try to establish Suzerainty over as many City-States as he can, as well as have lots of Diplomatic Favor.
Likes those who do not compete with him for City-State allegiance and Diplomatic Favor, and dislikes those who compete with him for City-State allegiance and Diplomatic Favor.
Greeting: Good day to you. I am the Chancellor of Germany, Otto von Bismarck, and it is my pleasure to welcome you to the King's sovereign Empire.
Agenda Approval: Your cooperation with our interests on the stage of world affairs is very pleasing to me. We could do with a steadfast ally.
Agenda Disapproval: You do not seem to be aware that you are treading on dangerous ground. Let me make it clear: Germany will not tolerate opposition, diplomatic... or otherwise.
Attacked: I did not unite the German states so that you could scatter them asunder once more. This conflict will not be resolved with speeches and majorities. I shall resolve it with iron and blood.
Declares War on You: You have made clear your intentions, and so I will state mine. I plan to crush your empire utterly and claim your lands as my own.
Defeated: And so it is that Germany meets its end. Statecraft, I suppose, can only take one so far.
*200 Gold or 100 Diplomatic Favor, scaling by +75 with each Era.
@@alex2005z Which one?
@@alex2005z Could you please clarify which ones you mean?
@@alex2005z Thanks. :) Although, I don't think Bismarck needs a Unique Unit or Infrastructure.
RSI is a precursor to Carpal Tunnel. RSI can be for the most part treated with rest, while Carpa Tunnel usually needs surgery
im amazed by sc2 player i watch them i dont even play sc2
Inspired by this I did a large map with Tribal Villages only on ocean tiles (play Strategic View so that you can see them) and rolled Kupe. I took Voidsingers and the religious belief that gives you double faith & tourism for relics. Won a Culture Victory on Deity on Turn 61, 1560 BC.
On turn 17, at 12:44, you got the boost for nuclear program.
Your initial monologe - when you placed those villages - was hilarious. :-))
your economy just have to survive until you have the card that gives gold per envoys then it's self sustainable also you should have started printing settlers with the earlier builders immediately hahaha that 19 population on 10 cap, just priceless
I wanna see Civ 5 ancient ruins on every Tile as Shoshone
Unfortunately they cannot get techs beyond ancient era, and goody huts in civ5 dont give you recon units (or any units for that matter)
@@equilintogo5378 At low difficulties, they can give settlers and workers, and they can provide a unit upgrade at any tech level.
I like seeing how happy it makes you having an insurmountable advantage and pushing it to the edge ! yay ^_^ (for me, seeing you happy like this is very nice!!)
Natural wonders never get the credit they deserve. Put them all in a game and collect them all like Marco Polo meets Ash Ketchum, and you can't win till you do.
Been thinking about a Poland culture/domination game. Especially with the new relics from heroes and voidsingers, it could be more interesting now!
Mentions age of empires ,
Alright I’ve seen enough you’ve earned my like
"Free stuff is way better than not free stuff."
You could make a tier 3 government out of this.
*Tribble village hide a lot of oil.
US: Hello villagers I heard you guys want some democracy!
1:15 *Potato doing some honorable mentions*
Osu players: "We don't have fingers, it's straight up bone"
Some austrian painter in 1939: 24:25
Gotta admire this guy. I'd've just hit "automate exploration" and been done with it. XD
Now I want you to put a barbarian camp on every tile
Potato, have you considered doing a deity score victory? It's much more of a passive, defensive game as you can't let the AI get too far ahead in their own science/culture/religion, but you also can't get accelerate your own improvements otherwise you risk winning the game another way.
Aka the "tedious" challenge
Turn 50:
*1 GDR VS 999 SCOUTS*
Potato should use Dramatic Ages to flip cities next time
Thanks for the upload!
2:01 thank you ! i was screaming like a little girl here
ByuN is a SC2 programer who's known for his incredibly good micromanagement skills that let him win engagements other pros would have lost. In fact, his performance in tournaments singlehandedly got Blitzzard to nerf the Reaper unit, which is meant as an earlygame fast harassment/scout but in his hands became an absolute monster.
He's back to playing SC2 now, but with bad RSI because of his playstyle. In some of the recent games from GSL super tournament a few days ago he's been shown to be shaking his hands in pain after each game, and once he even had to pause a game because of the pain (I think he got a warning for doing that or something). Take care of your hands guys, don't get RSI.
Well, you know what you have to do next, Potato! A map full of tribal villages on forests AND constantly on fire!
“My tank is aproaching capital of poland”
Last time someone saied that a world was unhappy
Man , free stuff is way better than not free stuff - wonderful quote by potato
This was basically the plot of doctor stone.
"nothing to tanks in less time than it historically took to figure out how to sharpen a stick"
This is great! I've been seeing some of your videos but this one made me subscribe!
Are explorers have found ANOTHER friendly triple Village
Idea for a meme challenge: Babylon but you can't go for any tech boosts (i.e. tech only through research).
Impossible.
Some of the tech boosts are nigh impossible to avoid, particularly on Deity.
You kinda NEED to produce ranged units (typically Archers or better) in the earlygame to discourage an early war from the AI, but having three archers is a tech boost and Slingers are even worse because using them to kill anything is a tech boost.
It would also make you unable to place various improvements (mines, quarries, some Pastures) for a long time because of the tech boost having one gives you.
Gilgamesh would be fun to play on this map; then when Barbarism rears its ugly head..."yoink" another village!
yes... that is what this map needs more of.
29:34 going into bankruptcy, calling himself the winner of the game :)
Yoink!
-PotatoMcWhiskey
I would love to see you play as Russia with Secret Societies and Heroes modes on, get the Voidsingers and Reliquaries belief, and try to get your quickest Culture Victory possible
STOP LOSING FOOTAGE! YOU OWN IT TO US. WE NEED THE VIDEOS PLEASE
RSI is the general form. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is a specific repetitive stress injury that results from the wrist bones separating. (The popularity of mouse pads with wrist supports is to avoid CTS)
Surprised you haven’t done this with Gilgamesh
The pain I felt of him not appointing the money governor to his capital and getting the +2 gold per citizen cannot be overstated
"The tribal people of the world... they've been hiding oil"
Teddy Roosevelt does finger-guns.
14:21 out of context sounds like a mayor bragging
"Ooh a piece of candy, Ooh a piece of candy, Ooh piece of candy, Ooh piece of candy, Ooh piece of candy"
you're right about age of empires, the only reason my hands became so godamn veiny, and tensed up is because I play that game religiously.
Great Vid! Regarding repetitive strain injury, I’m not trying taking away from your joke on it, but having actually had it this might be interesting to anyone who was wondering about it; In second year of music college I got RSI and ended up with a splint and a compression bandage for a few weeks, my tendons felt like they were going to snap 24/7, I could barely hold my phone in the effected hand and my whole arm felt shivery like how your body feels when you have the flu but much worse. a bit of pain from a lot of clicking isn’t RSI, but if you get a cold feeling in your wrist, stop whatever intensive activity you are doing because that is the first signs of it, and if you are stupid like I was, you could risk causing permanent damage. That said, as someone who probably played games for too long on occasion, doing so isn’t even getting into the same order of magnitude of hand movement that would be an issue, and if it is causing RSI, a dietary or other health issue is probably contributing to the problem more than the amount of mouse clicking you are doing.
I could be mistaken...but I believe there is an option to turn barbarians off. :P
Was about to go to bed but i guess it can wait
I was rewatching your Last trival Village meme video, and i leave a comm. " imagine this map with babylon"... I was so sure that you saw my comment. I am upset....
this quickly became reducilous on a whole new level
RSI is caused by repeated motion. Carpal tunnel is from pinching the carpal tunnel in your wrist against a sharp corner like a desk, gradually creating numbness and pain in your hand. With good posture gamers aren't at risk for carpal tunnel.
It's Oprah world: "You get a bonus! And you get a bonus! And you get a bonus! And you get a bonus. And you..."
Personally, mining->3 mines->apprenticeship->2 workshops (third one is free)-> medieval era industrialization is my favorite way to build advanced units.