I technically failed chemistry but since it was the only class I needed to graduate my teacher gave me 'extra credit homework' that gave me the *perfect* amount of points to pass.
Senior year in high school I was taking a class at my local community college. Every Wednesday I was 10 minutes late to my first class at high school (we got out an hour early on Wednesdays so the class started earlier). One Wednesday I decided to skip the high school class. A few days later I told the teacher I'd been marked absent despite just being late like always on Wednesdays and he apologized and corrected it for me.
I've never done this, but instead of boosting your own grades, boost your enemies' grades. That will get them into trouble. Also, the most effective (but least moral) way to support a protest movement is to violently attack the protesters. This will make the opposition look violent, increasing public support for your movement.
my friend did the same thing op in the second story did. the teacher gave him a vocab quiz and forgot what grade he had gotten on it. he just told her it was a 90 and she put it in the gradebook. that teacher was my mother. never ratted him out.
“Some teachers are a little bit forgetful” No kidding, my 6th grade teacher put us all (about 25 kids) into alphabetical order so she would remember our first names and this wasn’t for the first month or two, no no no, we were stuck in the same exact seats *all year.*
The guy who avoided the RBT reminds me of a story that happened to me when me, my bf and our friend were on a roof of a parking garage (there was parking up on the roof too it was weird) but we were hitting the devil's lettuce when the security guard sees us. Instead of panicking and bolting, we just calmly get up and put everything away and headed towards the elevator and saw him hustling to get over to us saying "hey you! Stay right there" and we just stayed calm and collected as we waited for the elevator. Finally the elevator door opens and we get in and as we face the door as it is closing we see the security guard no joke try to reach out and grab us but he was cut off my the elevator door. Never in my life have I ever felt like I was in a movie. And yeah, we got away with it too.
The window washer who went through stuff… I have the same urge, I don’t want to take anything, I’m just curious. Someone asked me the question, “if you woke up and found everyone else on earth disappeared, what would you do?” And honestly, that’s what I would do - shuffle through peoples houses, go to places I wouldn’t have been allowed… again it’s just out of curiosity XD
Never trust a bed salesman. Do ur research and lay on the one youve decided on for at least half a hour. Made my husband so irritated i kept insisting he really LAY on it for awhile, but it found us the perfect bed. Now will it hold up for longer than 3 years? Maybe!
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I technically failed chemistry but since it was the only class I needed to graduate my teacher gave me 'extra credit homework' that gave me the *perfect* amount of points to pass.
Pity pass all the way! High five!
@@amemooress6291 YEAAA
Ah yes, "extra credit homework"
Classic p*rn plot
@@EvelynnWinters2000 *Oh no*
@@EvelynnWinters2000 r/cursed comments
15:51 3 beers in Australia means approximately anything between 3 actual beers and 30.
Senior year in high school I was taking a class at my local community college. Every Wednesday I was 10 minutes late to my first class at high school (we got out an hour early on Wednesdays so the class started earlier). One Wednesday I decided to skip the high school class. A few days later I told the teacher I'd been marked absent despite just being late like always on Wednesdays and he apologized and corrected it for me.
I've never done this, but instead of boosting your own grades, boost your enemies' grades. That will get them into trouble.
Also, the most effective (but least moral) way to support a protest movement is to violently attack the protesters. This will make the opposition look violent, increasing public support for your movement.
my friend did the same thing op in the second story did. the teacher gave him a vocab quiz and forgot what grade he had gotten on it. he just told her it was a 90 and she put it in the gradebook. that teacher was my mother. never ratted him out.
The voice acting is great!
And the video is really enjoyable :D
Thanks for another great video EmKay!
The 8 year old with the plagiarized poem 😂😂 that’s a comical level of snowballing for what started out as a small lie
“Some teachers are a little bit forgetful” No kidding, my 6th grade teacher put us all (about 25 kids) into alphabetical order so she would remember our first names and this wasn’t for the first month or two, no no no, we were stuck in the same exact seats *all year.*
The guy who avoided the RBT reminds me of a story that happened to me when me, my bf and our friend were on a roof of a parking garage (there was parking up on the roof too it was weird) but we were hitting the devil's lettuce when the security guard sees us. Instead of panicking and bolting, we just calmly get up and put everything away and headed towards the elevator and saw him hustling to get over to us saying "hey you! Stay right there" and we just stayed calm and collected as we waited for the elevator. Finally the elevator door opens and we get in and as we face the door as it is closing we see the security guard no joke try to reach out and grab us but he was cut off my the elevator door. Never in my life have I ever felt like I was in a movie. And yeah, we got away with it too.
I hated homework so much I'd speedrun any we'd get during class, leaving no homework to only like 2-3 questions left.
Lmao I wish ring cameras weren’t so common so I could rummage around in strangers things 💀
The window washer who went through stuff… I have the same urge, I don’t want to take anything, I’m just curious. Someone asked me the question, “if you woke up and found everyone else on earth disappeared, what would you do?” And honestly, that’s what I would do - shuffle through peoples houses, go to places I wouldn’t have been allowed… again it’s just out of curiosity XD
(6:00) Obviously had a strict parents
The “fat tax” thing was halarous
As a fat person, I'm used to fat taxes at this point. Not happy about it, but used to it.
I have my drivers license now because I forged some things 4 years ago
Never trust a bed salesman. Do ur research and lay on the one youve decided on for at least half a hour. Made my husband so irritated i kept insisting he really LAY on it for awhile, but it found us the perfect bed. Now will it hold up for longer than 3 years? Maybe!
12:16 It's pronounced "Lay-hee"
Last story, you could also have given failing grades to your enemies. 😅
11:00 I mean, this just sounds like how people play video games, not super weird (besides the creepy thoughts)
r/confessions in a nutshell: I broke into someone's house and got away with it!
The people who break into other people's security must be so sad and bored. There's no other reason for doing sth so wrong.
Imagine trying to share your wedding with your kids and them hardcore porn comes on. Lovely.
starbucks barista here
i support this message
18:28 This was before credit cards?? How old is this person? I think drive thrus are a far newer creation, at least where I'm from...
6:00 - This is me. I want to know what you have. I don't want to take it. I just want to know.
Guys nobody cares if you were 1st...
R/confessionary
second but fr tho love emkay
keep up tha good work yall
Early
First!
shut up
Congrats