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  • He is delusional... | 1 Hour of Confessions
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  • @joybarber2430
    @joybarber2430 10 місяців тому +34

    The cheap fast way is probably way more authentic. No one has the time for 12 hours of cooking a day if you aren't getting paid to do exactly that.

  • @silverwurm
    @silverwurm 11 місяців тому +55

    31:11 My sister went through this, her husband came out and they divorced. All the hurt, and especially the feeling that she had been lied to for years.
    This is something worth having a frank discussion about during the dating stage. Say, shortly after you become exclusive.

  • @yamairad1
    @yamairad1 11 місяців тому +27

    If a job has several interviews I already know I don't want the job.

  • @kokichidrawzz69
    @kokichidrawzz69 10 місяців тому +21

    The DoorDash story: OP did nothing wrong. My mom actually works for DoorDash, so that guy did indeed fire himself.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому +2

      I feel bad that she even feels guilty. She's a kind person who made a tough, but right decision. That man deserved to be fired for what he did and I hope she finds peace. I'm also proud of doordash for not tolerating that behavior or making excuses to keep him.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 11 місяців тому +37

    16:07 So..this sounds predatory. She's way to damn old and is a cheater. Op needs to no matter the circumstances tell that man because he shouldn't have any more of his time wasted by being with her. It's gross how she's THAT OLD and is sleeping with a 19yr old.

    • @Tiperia
      @Tiperia 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah its wild... Don't know what to think

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому

      Yeah I agree that he really should say something, even if it will break up the family. That family was broken the second she cheated and they're all on borrowed time. It's so disgusting that she tried to gaslight him into thinking it's his fault that she cheated. I hope he tells them. They deserve to know what she did and what she's trying to still do.

  • @impishrebel5969
    @impishrebel5969 11 місяців тому +17

    Listening to that chef story, can confirm, Europeans use cheap stuff in "authentic" food.

  • @PulkUlanow
    @PulkUlanow 11 місяців тому +157

    How much of yall are listenning to these miserable places in life so we feel better about your own?

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 11 місяців тому +30

      I'm trying not to do drugs again and these posts make me feel a lot better about my life because yeah it could actually be a lot worse. It's weirdly comforting.

    • @Ryeanimates
      @Ryeanimates 11 місяців тому +17

      ​@@rainingwhenidieu got this man

    • @briskettacos
      @briskettacos 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@rainingwhenidie I'm proud of you. Find something else to fill the gap.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@rainingwhenidie You got it.

    • @poof7504
      @poof7504 10 місяців тому +1

      100% plus I love being in other peoples drama

  • @Xavierixs
    @Xavierixs 11 місяців тому +52

    How do you hide a whole family from your girlfriend

  • @whyarewestillhere0
    @whyarewestillhere0 10 місяців тому +8

    The gaming one is an easy relate because I do NOT turn on my mic first time I ever got a headset was when I was fifteen and there was creepy dudes hitting on me because it's probably either because i was a girl or because i sounded like a child but it was mostly guys mocking my voice, shit talking or TEAM KILLING

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 9 місяців тому

      And now be honest, the ones mocking you was mocking everyone. It's not aimed at a gender.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@philjames8148Did you even listen to the story or the comment? It very clearly is about gender and sexism.

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 8 місяців тому

      ​@@pissapocalypse
      Did I listen to the bs? Yes. Doesn't mean I believe every nonsense claim made...
      Sorry, not sorry.

  • @anacceptablename332
    @anacceptablename332 11 місяців тому +31

    my dad legit screams at the top of my lungs when he vomits. he also makes a blubbering noise and both combined makes me nauseous as well. luckily i haven’t vomited from hearing him vomit but i’ve been close a few times. good to know i’m not the only one who has to deal with absolute nauseating sounds when someone vomits.
    just in case someone tries to connect the dots with that story and mine, my dad is single and has been for years. if that story was posted to reddit like four or five years ago maybe our stories might’ve been related. so yeah if anyone screams while you vomit, stop. everyone around you most likely feels sick as well when they hear you scream-vomiting so please find a different way to vomit.

    • @literallycringeidk360
      @literallycringeidk360 11 місяців тому +5

      My mom shouts when she sneezes. She makes sure the whole house knows when she has allergies 😭

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@literallycringeidk360dude same I can literally hear when she's about to sneeze and I cover my ears like there's a plane taking off or something. People joke about dad sneezes, but my dad has not let out a sneeze loud enough to cause ringing in my ears.

    • @BoatsBigDay
      @BoatsBigDay 11 місяців тому +5

      Mf really said “please find a different way to vomit” how self centered can you be bruh

    • @kavinaderrow3269
      @kavinaderrow3269 10 місяців тому +1

      @@literallycringeidk360 And normally, my mom is super quiet.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@BoatsBigDayRight lmao do they think people can control how they vomit? Vomiting itself is involuntary already lol

  • @herne4504
    @herne4504 11 місяців тому +5

    please i need ask emkay as a podcast in apple podcasts and spotify

  • @royallynick
    @royallynick 11 місяців тому +6

    55:58 sounds like a stim to me idk. I clap and clap my hands a lot when I'm excited so it really sounds like that dudes the ahole

  • @ellouisejohnson1277
    @ellouisejohnson1277 11 місяців тому +11

    i deepn my voice when playing online games like valorant as the last time i used my normal voice i was getting called hottie and getting wolf whisteled at and avoided by my teamates and i could not keep playing like that so i would just do what i called my chad voice its a really deep voice and if i slip everyones like are you a man or a woman (im non-binary) but i just say im a guy just find it fun to mess with ppl i was born a woman i just thank my wide vocal range bc i would not play online if i could not talk like a man soz for the bad grammar and the long comment im tired rn but yee

  • @bard4uu
    @bard4uu 11 місяців тому +7

    listening while shiny hunting

  • @jordanrayne4779
    @jordanrayne4779 9 місяців тому +3

    My dad can't read either, but that was due to a mix of him having learning issues and not wanting to learn. It was difficult for him, so he never actually tried to learn. Since getting more modern technology, he has started to learn a bit, but stubbornly says that he doesn't care that he can't read, he doesnt care that he needs help to go anywhere or read anything, and he doesnt want to read. He once got mad at me for reading a book and declared that he thinks that no one should read and that all books should be burned. I do not particularly understand him.

    • @nicolahobbs5985
      @nicolahobbs5985 9 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like he’s being prideful and is embarrassed

    • @jordanrayne4779
      @jordanrayne4779 9 місяців тому +1

      @@nicolahobbs5985 i mean probably but he won't admit that. It's bad enough that it's influencing my little siblings to also struggled with reading. It's not genetic because both me and my older sister were raised by our mom's and both read exceptionally well, my two little siblings being raised by my dad and stepmom are falling way behind, my little brother sees my dad at his age and thinks that it's not important to learn to read, my dad constantly says that they can't learn to read just like he couldn't but I've spoken to my grandparents, he never tried and they didn't make him apply himself in school

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому +1

      If he needs help all the time because he can't read, there's no point in enabling him. He needs to learn that reading is pretty much required to function in a society. He can't rely on others forever.

  • @Makeup4ever5
    @Makeup4ever5 10 місяців тому +3

    Mom is trying to deflect and gaslight OP by claiming HE would be the one responsible for destroying her marriage while SHE was the one lying and cheating and it would be 100% her fault

  • @eminemfanboy12
    @eminemfanboy12 9 місяців тому +1

    the sleeping with the gfs mom is basically the plot of a raising hope episode id seen lol

  • @robinmeade6998
    @robinmeade6998 8 місяців тому +1

    The lady with the flashcards for her male escort & just cuddled.Amazing idea.Cheaper than a dog & probably a therapist......Plus you get to hear exactly what you needed too.Actually seems smart.

  • @victoriagarcia3078
    @victoriagarcia3078 18 днів тому

    The M&M post made me think of Reese’s Pieces: specifically how it would be really cool if half of them were filled with peanut butter and the other half were filled with chocolate as well as how good they’d probably taste

  • @IndominusMemoir
    @IndominusMemoir 10 місяців тому +5

    I don't know if I'd would want to be cuddled by a stranger, let alone someone who only does it because I paid them ôo does that really do something positive to others? I would feel even more pathetic, but hey, if it gets others into a better headspace - nice ✌

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 8 місяців тому +1

    I have something to add to the "people treat me differently because of my weight" thing. Im a bit overweight now, its not that bad but it has affected the way people treat me.... but in a good way.
    Its weird but this has been kind of good for me. When i was skinny i got a TON of sexual harassment and gross comments and unwanted attention, and a long time ago when i was a kid i was assaulted. Now for the most part its stopped and people treat me normally. (I'm a woman btw)
    Now, I'm happy its stopped but I'm pissed that i had to literally become fat and unhealthy to get people to leave me the fuck alone. I shouldnt have to be fat to be treated like an actual human instead of a sex object. Its infuriating that i had to go through that, and i want to be healthy again and im trying to make that happen, but i cant get it out of my head that its gonna go back to how it was and I'm gonna get creeped on again.
    Im honestly kinda scared. To get back in shape im gonna take jiu-jitsu or some other self defense so i can punch anyone who touches me. I dont deserve to be disrespected or treated like an object and i wont let it happen anymore.
    Ive never seen anyone talk about this perspective of weight issues so I'd like to know if anyone else has experienced this.

  • @kingwhispy
    @kingwhispy 9 місяців тому +1

    58:11 I had a guy do that to me. Unfortunately I was young and stupid and I stayed with him until he left me for one of his coworkers. It hurt A LOT, and I started obsessively checking his phone, he didn't even hide it, I would only check when he was watching me check it. It completely destroyed me, even now over a decade later I still get anxiety and (rarely) the need to snoop through my current partners phone, which by the way, I don't do. I communicate my anxiety to my boyfriend, who always offers to let me check, which I always decline because I don't want to fall back into old habits.

  • @sullivanhouse4697
    @sullivanhouse4697 5 місяців тому

    41:07 YES LOVE IT. Good burger reference 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @centeringcube
    @centeringcube 9 місяців тому +2

    Man im glad idc if ur male/ female or whatever the hell the other ones are when playing games all i care is if you good or not

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 5 місяців тому

    1:01:38 I didn’t know people said otherwise and I completely agree. Peanut M&MS rock.

  • @lunarfoxx4523
    @lunarfoxx4523 11 місяців тому +1

    Hell yeah, finally early-ish

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 5 місяців тому

    4:48 this made me so sad cuz this could be me. Loneliness feels like it’s actually making me a little crazy sometimes. I don’t think OP is weird at all.
    I’ve also heard of cuddle parties and professional cuddlers.

  • @Nikkisoffice
    @Nikkisoffice 10 місяців тому +3

    I game... as a female I can tell you there are freaks out there... but I have found groups that are great and I am safe as a female player

  • @deadlyfarriswheel
    @deadlyfarriswheel 10 місяців тому +1

    15:30 I was talking to an uber driver one day and mentioned I'd been working ot and was going 25+ days in a row and his response was "nobody really wants to work anymore" I was so confused and just annoyed because here I am on my way to work for the millionth day in a row and that's the response?

  • @mile290productions3
    @mile290productions3 10 місяців тому

    Emkay narrater talking about a terrible family event: *silly cheerful music*

  • @taylorslade961
    @taylorslade961 10 місяців тому

    Scammed girlfriend: Why is OP even with this woman? What are they even getting out of it?

  • @thegamedude9883
    @thegamedude9883 11 місяців тому +2

    Cool

  • @wannaseeamagictrick410
    @wannaseeamagictrick410 9 місяців тому

    53:22 I watch bobs burgers

  • @skyethebardicbastard8470
    @skyethebardicbastard8470 10 місяців тому

    25:09 reminds me of when 2 black people jaywalked and my grandpa said racial arrogance, i can't shoot him down cause he'll get all pissy and i live with him

  • @katherinebass530
    @katherinebass530 9 місяців тому

    I've never had a problem gaming as a woman.

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 8 місяців тому

      I think it depends on what games you play. But what annoys me. Men give other men 10× more shit than they do women.

  • @AleTitan
    @AleTitan 10 місяців тому

    21:37 wtf happened here

  • @MollyMoxer
    @MollyMoxer 2 місяці тому

    I would rather throw every online match than talk in my irl voice and deal woth creepy dude reactions.

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 Місяць тому

    1:00:56 🐔IQ

  • @giaco-cat2718
    @giaco-cat2718 11 місяців тому +2

    d

  • @radhatter2018
    @radhatter2018 10 місяців тому

    Tbf it should be a job but companies have managed to get people to work for free

  • @GB...-_-197
    @GB...-_-197 11 місяців тому +1

    :)

  • @Savage_Alex121
    @Savage_Alex121 11 місяців тому +1

    Early

  • @rogerdodger6877
    @rogerdodger6877 Місяць тому

    Only Fans? Really? I’ll pass.

  • @lozdogsimo1782
    @lozdogsimo1782 11 місяців тому +2

    U say people arnt a hive mind etc. Yet stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason cos there's truth to it 😂😂 if 1 group keeps being disrespectful then it's that 1 group 😂

    • @GustavoPizza
      @GustavoPizza 10 місяців тому +6

      Are you racist or is this a bad joke? I cannot tell with rhe grammar you're useing.

    • @lozdogsimo1782
      @lozdogsimo1782 10 місяців тому

      @@GustavoPizza can't be racist if a stereotypes is true 🤣

    • @lozdogsimo1782
      @lozdogsimo1782 10 місяців тому

      @@GustavoPizza you want to talk about my grammar. You can't even spell the 🤣

  • @Katuta1
    @Katuta1 9 місяців тому

    Circle jerk about how I am a good parent 46:22

  • @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing
    @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing 11 місяців тому +3

    Maybe they should get better at videogames. I see one I dont even talk. I teamkill or leave. Never won a game when theyre in my lobby

  • @Katuta1
    @Katuta1 9 місяців тому +1

    The reader is so cringe

    • @tyschneider8798
      @tyschneider8798 9 місяців тому +1

      His gf definitely has an onlyfans lol