“Squids don’t do homework” there’s an entomology book, a math book, and a book on evolution, and a book that could be like lord of the squid rings. So they
The bit about a wingman screaming across the bar like they're about to crash their plane in a war absolutely ruined my lungs, truly beautiful EDIT: I got to this before the "SQUIDS DON'T DO HOMEWORK" part and the Splatoon theme song "don't do school" and that got me even better
I’ve been subscribed to jay since middle school and now I’m almost graduating high school it’s been a long ride and I can only say that the quality has gotten better. ❤
0:50 If a guy was talking to me and I heard this going on I would probably just start laughing in sympathy, and it actually wouldn’t avert my interest at all, that kinda silly chaos is exactly the thing I like to have in life. If anything, I would just be glad that things were clear because I couldn’t register a hint if I was hit in the face with one
If I had a nickel for every time I was caught off guard in a UA-cam video about somebody playing a game google translated I can honestly save the world hunger
3:37 If I had a nickel for every time Failboat and Jay said the same thing at the same time, I'd have a surprising amount of nickels
Which has happened so many times it's not really a suprise anymore lmao
They're synced
i'm gonna start seeing you everywhere aren't i? first tehcactusplays and now here
The phineas and ferb guy is back
A poop joke jumpscare wasn’t what I was expecting when I clicked this
2:43 I swear this wheeze sounds EXACTLY like the wheeze when Failboat asked “what is lean and why does everybody love it”
It really is omg 😂😭
The worst part is that you're 100% right.
I lost my shit laughing at this moment 😭
7:46 “I’m never going to have a normal sized one”-- Jaymoji 2024
hmmm what does rhis mean
HELP THE ORGANS WHENEVER 'PRINCE FLORIANO' SPEAKS IS SENDING ME
Prince Floriano*
@@Mr.SpinchPrince Floor*
@@jimrdm71 (pastor voice) *hm yes the floor here is made out of floor*
@@Mr.Spinch ahh thanks lol
“Squids don’t do homework” there’s an entomology book, a math book, and a book on evolution, and a book that could be like lord of the squid rings. So they
Bro forgot to finish the comment
@@Mr.Starlight_gaminggot snatched by the squids who didnt do the homework...
"Unzip." I SOBBED?? LOL
I haven't finished the video and not looking forward to that moment...
Edit: 15:41 I actually liked to hear it from Skip. XD
1:43 Talking flower: He was hungry. Everything is fine.
17:29 This might be the worst sound I’ve ever heard Dan make
I did not expect Chappell Roan to be mentioned but I am so happy it was.
Awesome content as always!! :D
The thumbnail has a bottom red line so I thought I had already watched it and ALMOST skipped it. Just letting you know...
Same
Yeah
same
Same
Its a pink line now
LETS GO ANOTHER MARIO WONDER GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIDEO!! could you do this with more Mario games? I love it!
1:39 never gonna see @failboat the same
1:37*
The bit about a wingman screaming across the bar like they're about to crash their plane in a war absolutely ruined my lungs, truly beautiful
EDIT: I got to this before the "SQUIDS DON'T DO HOMEWORK" part and the Splatoon theme song "don't do school" and that got me even better
The video hasn't loaded yet but if Mario's in this video I'm going to commit an act that will only be remembered by its date
Can I join
Can I join
Step 1: Put the video on .25 speed! Step 2: go to 8:46 in this video! Step 3: Regret everything…
its one of those days where i regreat having the ability to hear.
Why.
1:32 the game agrees with Daniel, it likes swearing too 😂
7:11 average bowser junior
Crazy how Mario Wonder is already over a year old
1:37 LOL IT RHYMES TOO!!
I’ve been subscribed to jay since middle school and now I’m almost graduating high school it’s been a long ride and I can only say that the quality has gotten better. ❤
The little failboat plush at the end just like :3
13:39 that’s actually crazy Jay 😭
When's their wedding video coming 😭
@@Kittyboxs Maybe before GTA VI releases
One more to the album! 😂
the slurping sounds give me life and happiness, it has to be one of my favorite failboat bits ever
The red bar at the bottom of the thumbnail made me think I already watched this, I was so confused
4:26 this didn’t age well
It aged perfectly
2:39 that sent me (I'm holding in my laughter and I'm at lunch
Ngl the failboat sound effect is peak, wish it could become a meme
Initially I thought I already watched this coz of the red "bar" at the bottom of the thumbnail. Then I looked at upload date, glad I didn't miss out!
10:41 Poplin says you cant change your flight can you? at the best time possible 😂
13:12 i was looking away when i heard Skip's yell. i had to rewind just to see what happened lol
Lol same, I thought it was Failboat that screamed lol
0:50 If a guy was talking to me and I heard this going on I would probably just start laughing in sympathy, and it actually wouldn’t avert my interest at all, that kinda silly chaos is exactly the thing I like to have in life. If anything, I would just be glad that things were clear because I couldn’t register a hint if I was hit in the face with one
14:34 WAS SKIP SINGING WORLDS ON FIRE BY WILD GUESS??
the way they all have the exact same energy is beautiful
11:41 darn the text was funny too
"I love you
I love you
Because I don't want to be with you."
- Busher Jr
14:02 (belt snaps intensify)
7:28 me when I have a canker sore on my tongue (as I'm writing this, I have one _literally_ on the tip of my tongue)
10:37 As someone who has fought in the battle of Miami, I can confirm we faced a villan called trouser🫡
(I live in Miami💀)
1:37 Failboat...CUSSES 😢
If I had a nickel for every time I was caught off guard in a UA-cam video about somebody playing a game google translated I can honestly save the world hunger
First I finished failboats vid and now jay has one, this is a gift
11:41 nullnull I love you null null I love you nullnull Because I don't want to be with you.
8:55 THANK u jay im already death in one ear now i might be in this one to now so ty TY !!!
Love your vids man keep up the great work
2:40 you need what now.
Skip really on his A game with the layers of innuendo tonight. And also for Trousers
big fan of the homoerotic subplot in this one
10:19 me while watching Jay on Twitch (Which you should all be doing btw)
Jay and Dan always make me laugh bro i swear😭❤️
There does tend to be times where Pastor Florian’s voice ever so slightly becomes Eggman in the snapcube dubs
13:49 skip why do you put this in my head
As soon as I see “f* you lmao”
I know this is going to be one of the funniest videos I’ll ever watch
I expected this for a while and its finaly here
Wake up babe Jaymoji posted
There is probably gonna be an ep 4 (postgame)
4:26 man this joke did not age well a month later😅😂
WHO is different that united healthcare
17:01 poplin explosion ‼️
New favorite failboat quote acquired
honestly how does this man not have 1 million subs yet
1:38 failboat swears
One more vid, there’s still the extra world like every other Mario game!
Make this comment top for literally no reason.
Reply to tell UA-cam to put this comment up
Okay
@@wawe5557Response to your reply so the comment gets pushed up
I agree on this guy
So is he an actual squiffer main
it would be cool if we got a part 4 with all the post game text, invisible vs bowser, etc
Great way to start off the episode
the amount of poplin trauma...
2:35 so I actually farted at the same time as the video did
i like how prince florian has his own background music now lmao
These are always comedy gold.
Ngl the red bar at the bottom of the thumbnail made me think I already watched it so I scrolled past this like 5 times
hey Jay, have you done this text replacement thing with Mario Sunshine? i think that's be funny as hell
1:37-1:43 Failboat wanna explain?
LMAOO THIS VIDEO IS SO GOOD
This certainly was an experience
bowser you are NOT callie splatoon
Is really *nobody* talking about "I'M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!" ?
This video is so funny at some point in the video I started crying while laughing so hard
4:31 as soon as 20/20 was said I walked into the treasure room and got 20/20 (in the binding of Isaac (thank you))
I proceeded to get R key and beat mother, unlocking Jacob and (I don’t know how to spell Esau). Now to experience pain until rock bottom, thank you 🤩
hi jay happy birthday :D
2:53 Uncalled for 😠
4:47 *SEVEN*
Not even 24 seconds before the first F-bomb smh
3:40 and they jinx once more!!
I love the translated series
i mistakenly clicked on the notification and now im here
Mario blunder more like... wait shit
yes more I love this C O N T E N T
I have a feeling that if you did a dnd campaign it would be funny
4:30 Mario wonder is no game, and its wonders aren’t always good.
3:05 koosloo_ulia channel from that one translated paper mario colour spash video?!
HELP THE THUMBNAIL IS SIMILAR TO THE SPLATOON 3 ONE
you should play infinite craft if you havent already
play pumpkin panic its stardew valley but spooky
1:40 whoa whoa whoa! Dan! Got I don’t know which I’m surprise more that he said that or that it wasn’t censored at all 😂
2:53
How come Failboat is going to hell for blasphemy against the Holy Spirit…?
Literally, the first thing i hear in the video has to be that...
Rip Dan's vocal cords 🙏
1:37 DAN!?
Google translate Mario & Luigi brothership next, it would be hilarious!
And the suffering continues . . .