Mario Wonder, but It's Google Translated 100 Times...

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  • @JayMoji
    @JayMoji  3 місяці тому +631

    SUBSCRIBE FOR PART 2

  • @UncookedRic3
    @UncookedRic3 3 місяці тому +859

    I love how this video is basically centered around the prince being a preacher, and the poplins are all either selling or doing drugs. and Bowser is... A motivation speaker??

    • @Thedragonlover95
      @Thedragonlover95 3 місяці тому +60

      Looks like that wonder flower really kicked in

    • @ekzac
      @ekzac 3 місяці тому +13

      Not that much different of the original game 😂

    • @rushy11111
      @rushy11111 3 місяці тому +13

      no, he’s photo of cuba tower

    • @JezElectro13
      @JezElectro13 3 місяці тому +12

      Google Translate REALLY likes making everyone but Bowser the bad guy in the Mario series, huh?

    • @justchillin1087
      @justchillin1087 2 місяці тому +6

      And yoshi can open his nasty tongue and cough with the push of a button

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 3 місяці тому +387

    1:02 Seeing Toad just yell "FUCK" out of nowhere made me laugh way harder than it should've LMFAO

  • @OtherAxoltol
    @OtherAxoltol 3 місяці тому +422

    0:35 Dude how did they not notice that "Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals." in the bottom right

    • @xtrem5428
      @xtrem5428 3 місяці тому +28

      Ikr! I laughed so hard at it. Sad they didn't mention it.

    • @GamingAllday-tm4lt
      @GamingAllday-tm4lt 3 місяці тому +11

      *a pig again a pig what is*

    • @tempura8976
      @tempura8976 3 місяці тому +21

      They didn’t want to admit the truth, it was too much…

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 3 місяці тому +7

      “immortality is for LOSERS !!!!”

    • @crowendearing
      @crowendearing 3 місяці тому +3

      I KNOWW i was dyingggg

  • @AreaWacky
    @AreaWacky 3 місяці тому +356

    6:55 “I want to use you, princess!” Is an absolute violation what the hell

  • @willbunnell889
    @willbunnell889 3 місяці тому +230

    10:45 *To celebrate, Wigler is giving away a packet of auto infused mushrooms.*
    - Prince Floriano 2024

  • @Cypherlord
    @Cypherlord 3 місяці тому +1727

    My autism diagnosis but I google translated it 100 times

    • @Lolbitdrangonmaster
      @Lolbitdrangonmaster 3 місяці тому +177

      How about my intrusive thoughts, but Google translated it 100 times

    • @Cypherlord
      @Cypherlord 3 місяці тому +41

      @@Lolbitdrangonmaster good one

    • @Umbreon_932
      @Umbreon_932 3 місяці тому +41

      What the hell would that look like 💀

    • @Cypherlord
      @Cypherlord 3 місяці тому

      @@Umbreon_932 any game that a lot of autistic people like but it’s google translated a tom

    • @SomeGalNamedEve
      @SomeGalNamedEve 3 місяці тому +55

      I unironically want to see this LOL

  • @Chimera027
    @Chimera027 3 місяці тому +708

    “Mario I wonder what the fuck is going on”

  • @RayDragonM
    @RayDragonM 3 місяці тому +125

    0:25 Dan’s profile picture there is literally so silly and also the most Dan thing ever. And I love it so much I can’t stop giggling-

  • @CL1CKi_is_Absent
    @CL1CKi_is_Absent 3 місяці тому +74

    “There are no bad drugs in the world!”
    -Prince Floriano 7:43

    • @lucboss101
      @lucboss101 5 днів тому

      HALLELUJAH FATHER! HALLELUJAH!

  • @rionno7294
    @rionno7294 3 місяці тому +126

    1:02 That dude just say "FUCK!" when he got trapped in jail and that is really hilarious!🤣🤣

  • @Gavman_Gaming_09_79
    @Gavman_Gaming_09_79 3 місяці тому +51

    17:59
    Jay: "This level sucks."
    Game: "I agree"
    LMAO

  • @Jrabbit_Scor
    @Jrabbit_Scor 3 місяці тому +106

    6:55 This is the freakiest poplin in the flower kingdom, stay away.

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 3 місяці тому +21

      I hope Priest Florian will help him get back on the right path but it might be too late 💀

  • @TheBoltMaster456
    @TheBoltMaster456 3 місяці тому +19

    0:35 Daisy being "art" is the most perfect thing about this image, because she infact is one heck of a piece of art.

  • @mrdunklestein
    @mrdunklestein 3 місяці тому +124

    2:41 an Italian priest???
    *MADE IN HEAVEN*

  • @scaraptor-dr4gond4ncetwitch
    @scaraptor-dr4gond4ncetwitch 3 місяці тому +65

    I genuinely don’t think there was a better pathway for this game than the way of Pastor Florian and the Poplin drug organisation

  • @AWhaleShark
    @AWhaleShark 3 місяці тому +202

    I suddenly have an urge to draw prince florino as a pastor 💀

  • @Jasmaf
    @Jasmaf 3 місяці тому +41

    "Cockfight" (n.)
    _A cockfight is an organized fight between two roosters held in a ring called a cock pit. These birds called gamecocks are bred and conditioned for increased strength and stamina._
    Huh, the more you know

  • @sbanner428
    @sbanner428 2 місяці тому +16

    13:43 "I know how to raise magic spirits" of course somebody on salts would say that

  • @DarkChaotic
    @DarkChaotic 3 місяці тому +100

    1:12 And no @JayMoji this was not translated I just thought it was funny

  • @PaperWorldManShoji
    @PaperWorldManShoji 3 місяці тому +21

    The “There are no bad drugs” line is perfect for Mario Wonder, the most LSD Mario game ever
    It all checks out

  • @Relixeey
    @Relixeey 3 місяці тому +272

    Dans account picture is.. scaring me😭😭

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 3 місяці тому +4

      Is that a mod or is that possible with like a picture?

  • @Darien2016
    @Darien2016 2 місяці тому +9

    18:42 "yoshi felt bad. Try changing the value from 0 to 0." 😆😂 He felt bad because ya'll made fun of him. 😂

  • @imaginationanimations1508
    @imaginationanimations1508 3 місяці тому +18

    All the translations in this game and series is hilarious
    7:43 especially this one got me chuckling XD

  • @Ice-Aoi-mutantheart-fan
    @Ice-Aoi-mutantheart-fan 3 місяці тому +47

    18:06 I say a word it starts with F- it ends in F- the word is F- F-

  • @-boondoggle-6134
    @-boondoggle-6134 3 місяці тому +24

    6:50 THIS WAS SUCH AN OUT OF POCKET TRANSLATION😭😭😭😭HOW DID IT COME UP WITH THIS

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig04 3 місяці тому +97

    Um... Brother Florian? I was listening to your recent sermon and i have some....... Concerns.

  • @RubyAlternate
    @RubyAlternate 3 місяці тому +9

    Bringing in Skip and Boat for this was the best decision, y'all's comedy paired with the translations were just amazing

  • @michaelcollins1769
    @michaelcollins1769 3 місяці тому +27

    4:14 Why is it that Bowser always translates to Cuba? What does Google Translate know that we don’t?

    • @WhirlyBeepBoops
      @WhirlyBeepBoops 3 місяці тому

      Maybe they're using the Japanese script as the base, where Bowser is called Koopa

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 3 місяці тому +2

      In Chinese Bowser is Kùbà/Kùbā

  • @thedarkdecidium367
    @thedarkdecidium367 3 місяці тому +22

    15:26
    Jay, that's not what you think it is, that's actually an illegal betting game (at least in the US) where you literally fight Roosters, aka, that.

  • @lolimlol-ps9sf
    @lolimlol-ps9sf 2 місяці тому +9

    17:52 "this level sucks" titlecard: i agree

  • @youngcatto9421
    @youngcatto9421 3 місяці тому +26

    12:48 the second part seemed like a legitimate sentence, weird how they show up...

  • @Thebigchub-h2b
    @Thebigchub-h2b 3 місяці тому +38

    I enjoyed this form of digital entertainment. Thank you

  • @stupidsailboat
    @stupidsailboat 3 місяці тому +23

    2:02 THE GIRLIES WHO GET IT GET IT!!

  • @lucky-iy1vw
    @lucky-iy1vw 3 місяці тому +20

    Are they just going to ignore the "Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals" 0:52

  • @mistycomet9760
    @mistycomet9760 Місяць тому +2

    18:42 "Jesus, I didn't know Yoshi was a _freak_ like that." *"Yoshi felt bad"*

  • @Hiswf_
    @Hiswf_ 3 місяці тому +17

    15:16 the best part

    • @fire_bro0638
      @fire_bro0638 3 місяці тому

      Why did it work so well XD

  • @thetrashking459
    @thetrashking459 3 місяці тому +10

    Well, at least the popling at 6:55 is honest

  • @RosalbaFilippi
    @RosalbaFilippi 10 днів тому +1

    The First Poplin that said "fu*k" fits PERFECTLY!

  • @zombieking24314
    @zombieking24314 3 місяці тому +15

    13:38 that's no salt

    • @C0zy_Fluff
      @C0zy_Fluff 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, that's COCAI-

  • @2020HANDS
    @2020HANDS 3 місяці тому +9

    11:48 europe discovering colonization

  • @Thormple
    @Thormple Місяць тому +1

    18:17 “i start with fuck, it ends with fuck the word is fuck fuck” true cinema right there

  • @loool72
    @loool72 3 місяці тому +12

    15:39 waiting for the day this shows up again

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 3 місяці тому +25

    15:38 I WISH

    • @turtleisa5667
      @turtleisa5667 3 місяці тому +7

      Same-

    • @veryQuiteWhimsical
      @veryQuiteWhimsical 3 місяці тому

      TRANS FEM SPOTTED! INITIATE PET *pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

    • @2020HANDS
      @2020HANDS 3 місяці тому +2

      pfp checks out 😭

    • @gregolitius
      @gregolitius 3 місяці тому +1

      Good luck with that! You are a strong individual, do whatever you want and don’t let anyone stop you!

    • @SomeGalNamedEve
      @SomeGalNamedEve 3 місяці тому +2

      @greglurt I would like to not let anything stop me, but unfortunately the ability to do that requires setting out time for you to recover and is locked behind a paywall

  • @Sa1tyL3mon-z1o
    @Sa1tyL3mon-z1o 3 дні тому

    Bro, I remember watching you twitch for BOTW and I couldn’t breathe it was so funny. This proves they just keep getting better and better, as this time I couldn’t see either cause my eyes were filled with tears too! Amazing video, and glad to see your other translated videos

  • @Loganberry-69
    @Loganberry-69 2 місяці тому +4

    18:02”this level sucks!”
    Game:”*I agree*”

  • @sunshinebrownie4545
    @sunshinebrownie4545 3 місяці тому +10

    10:49 AYO PRIEST FLORIAN?????
    Do you have some mushrooms left? 👀

    • @TCK7890
      @TCK7890 3 місяці тому

      No absolutely not
      I can give you the name of the seller though

  • @Lucky_the_Boo
    @Lucky_the_Boo 3 місяці тому +6

    6:14Where the "Ride" Actions for Yoshi would be, it says "Depends on the Age." I love Google Translate.

  • @Train313
    @Train313 3 місяці тому +4

    1:08 bro was so scared that he couldn’t even think of not saying bad words and just let it out XD

  • @Quasar478
    @Quasar478 2 місяці тому +5

    I went an entirely different way when hearing the Yoshi cough line at 18:26. I thought it was implying yoshi coughs like a toddler

  • @iamthepizzaeater7906
    @iamthepizzaeater7906 17 днів тому +1

    0:56 the yoshi and nabbit explanation is much better

  • @aswd1979
    @aswd1979 6 днів тому +1

    "no bad drugs" those flowers are the drugs

  • @lauraala-harja
    @lauraala-harja Місяць тому +5

    12:13 "are you and i bored?"

  • @zackoon49
    @zackoon49 3 місяці тому +9

    The freaking Florian voice sounds like god damn DJ Grooves

  • @PokeDJ-17
    @PokeDJ-17 3 місяці тому +10

    Holy shit Pope Floriano said where I live exactly at 4:44 HOLY SHIT!

  • @CyanAmity
    @CyanAmity Місяць тому +1

    19:01 that came out of nowhere, but I couldn’t stop laughing!! “9 out of 10 doctors say you’re a DIPSHIT.” 😂😂

  • @SwitchyOnYT
    @SwitchyOnYT 21 день тому

    I accidentally spat out my ramen multiple times watching this, not because it was insanely spicy, but because this was painfully hilarious

  • @labby_brawlstars
    @labby_brawlstars 3 місяці тому +8

    the fact you can ruin any game by just translating a couple times is amazing 1:05 😭

  • @blakksheep736
    @blakksheep736 3 місяці тому +4

    6:00
    I like here that it likely turned pound (weight) into kilos, and ground became land.
    Ground pound = kilo of land.

  • @anyalundberg2174
    @anyalundberg2174 2 місяці тому +4

    In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef, it's always safer to 8:55
    I'm sorry

    • @Pjgmer
      @Pjgmer Місяць тому

      It’s okay I think it’s funny

  • @The_cgull
    @The_cgull 2 місяці тому +2

    It's always such an alien feeling to hear skip swear

  • @Squrtletheturtleyt345
    @Squrtletheturtleyt345 2 місяці тому +2

    12:19 "nullnullløvøya" Prince Floriano

  • @Idk-cn3wn
    @Idk-cn3wn 3 місяці тому +13

    17:00, uhh, anyone know what happened to the ground here???

  • @lucboss101
    @lucboss101 Місяць тому +1

    I didn't think I'd be laughing so hard at this series but I did! Probably my favorite scene in THIS part one, was the Immerse yourself in cockfighting bit at 15:28

  • @ax_olotl25
    @ax_olotl25 3 місяці тому +11

    10:36 idk why i find this funny😭

    • @Rick6294
      @Rick6294 3 місяці тому +2

      6:27 this part is my favorite because its too funny to me 😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @echevy1046
    @echevy1046 3 місяці тому +36

    Kirby translated 100 times

    • @Helpimstuckinthewalls
      @Helpimstuckinthewalls 3 місяці тому +17

      HELP I THOUGHT THAT SAID “KIRBY TRANSGENDERED 1000 TIMES” LMAO

    • @SomeGalNamedEve
      @SomeGalNamedEve 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@HelpimstuckinthewallsLMFAO

    • @IunahYT
      @IunahYT 3 місяці тому

      @@Helpimstuckinthewalls💀

  • @Hope-WasHere
    @Hope-WasHere 3 місяці тому +5

    5:45 A N C I E N T C H I N

  • @C0zy_Fluff
    @C0zy_Fluff 3 місяці тому +5

    7:43 I beg to differ, Father Floriano

  • @dragonluck777
    @dragonluck777 3 місяці тому +2

    "Auto-infused mushrooms"
    "This salt makes me feel good"
    "There are no bad drugs in the world"
    The fact that all these are in mario wonder, the game that everyone said looked like it was on weed is insane.

  • @SuperFiveNightsFan1
    @SuperFiveNightsFan1 3 місяці тому +13

    0:11 No a.n.d.i. is our favorite thing

  • @spacedezires
    @spacedezires 2 місяці тому +7

    6:22 “THEY ARE ALL AROUND US”😭😭😭

  • @Leggymeggy
    @Leggymeggy 3 місяці тому +5

    10:30 MY COUNTRY🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨

  • @Cuttlefishyt
    @Cuttlefishyt 3 місяці тому +39

    Yo I love watching these while I’m doing art

    • @spitefulchandelier
      @spitefulchandelier 3 місяці тому +4

      What are you making? (If you're comfortable saying!)
      I just remembered drawing fail and friends' cursed photoshops and now I want to do that again lol

    • @Cuttlefishyt
      @Cuttlefishyt 3 місяці тому +8

      @@spitefulchandelier currently, I’m drawing a pic of all the agents. Suggested by a viewer

    • @amberssick
      @amberssick 3 місяці тому +3

      wait same omg

    • @loool72
      @loool72 3 місяці тому +2

      LMAO SAME jay is perfect to draw to

    • @TheBoltMaster456
      @TheBoltMaster456 3 місяці тому +3

      You love watching these while you're doing Daisy?

  • @StarryKnightPinkle
    @StarryKnightPinkle 3 місяці тому +6

    1:19 It’s sounds like the Devil from Cuphead is saying that he wants to destroy the flower kingdom!

  • @Halfsmashy
    @Halfsmashy 3 місяці тому +4

    8:47 it’s ironic how he’s called a company poplin

  • @Its_me_6
    @Its_me_6 3 місяці тому +9

    14:41 why is he spamton

  • @LuigiGamers0427
    @LuigiGamers0427 3 місяці тому +2

    15:21 This is making laughing with tears😂
    I’m gonna see Part 2 of this because it’s soo funny here

  • @osiristhechannel
    @osiristhechannel 3 місяці тому +9

    Ayo what the fu- 17:08

    • @Pjgmer
      @Pjgmer Місяць тому

      No way that was google translated😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CucuiKingGanondorf
      @CucuiKingGanondorf 21 день тому +1

      For the record, he was looking at Yoshi, not Daisy…

    • @RyanCox-oq6fd
      @RyanCox-oq6fd 19 днів тому

      S u a v e m e n t e

  • @facuzamorano7839
    @facuzamorano7839 28 днів тому +2

    4:56 *a pig* a book *a pig* an important question *a pig* again

  • @yaa2813
    @yaa2813 3 місяці тому +3

    "Yoshi and Navi are losers, not immortals"

  • @thelittleterror
    @thelittleterror 3 місяці тому +6

    17:09 what is wrong with these poplins?
    I mean treatments

  • @Halfsmashy
    @Halfsmashy 3 місяці тому +5

    5:53 It says “a pig book a pig important question A pig again” at the bottom

    • @RyanCox-oq6fd
      @RyanCox-oq6fd Місяць тому +1

      Man the Three Little Piggies is different from what i remember

  • @MC_MYSTERIALTEAM9696
    @MC_MYSTERIALTEAM9696 2 місяці тому +5

    12:25 I think there is NULL from Baldi's basics

  • @happyhafer1403
    @happyhafer1403 3 місяці тому +1

    i've seen a few of these multi-translated games, but i think this version is the best.
    the dialog is not completely broken to the point of random loose words, there are still sentences.
    the dialog is also not full of curse words and profanity, only the occasional one.
    and sometimes i can even guess what the original text was, yet it is still very funny.

  • @Jayther-f3m
    @Jayther-f3m 3 місяці тому +4

    I want to witness this animated.

  • @GroguGamingYT123
    @GroguGamingYT123 3 місяці тому +4

    5:05 is the best moment

  • @Loganberry-69
    @Loganberry-69 2 місяці тому

    12:12,the flower says
    “Are you and I board?”🤣no,no I am not😂

  • @MrCanKnotNot
    @MrCanKnotNot 2 місяці тому +3

    @9:42 reminds me of the darkwonderlord from youtuber paper Mario's newer series ngl

  • @Foxxyz_official
    @Foxxyz_official Місяць тому +1

    Man I wish photo of Cuba Tower was a playable character😔

  • @Dandy_fr
    @Dandy_fr 3 місяці тому +10

    know the flower is crazy

  • @ZingierAlpaca96
    @ZingierAlpaca96 3 місяці тому +13

    Vehicular Manslaughter!

    • @StarbitO
      @StarbitO 3 місяці тому +3

      Anxious Diarrhea!

    • @holyelephantmg8838
      @holyelephantmg8838 3 місяці тому +2

      Ol’ Reliable of Google Translate

    • @RealMrDude
      @RealMrDude 3 місяці тому

      Difficulty!

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 місяці тому +1

      What?! Smith was found guilty!

    • @ZingierAlpaca96
      @ZingierAlpaca96 3 місяці тому +1

      @@myarmsrgone The river is full of lions!

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 місяці тому

    The preacher voice being done for Prince Florian literally just sounds like Dick Wubhamer from Sublo and Tangy Mustard, which makes the "I am your boss" line 20 times funnier to me

  • @filipbholmstedt293
    @filipbholmstedt293 3 місяці тому +6

    12:20 WTF THATS WHERE I LIVE
    HOW DID THEY KNOW
    (It's in Norway, for anyone wondering)

  • @lukkruk6904
    @lukkruk6904 3 місяці тому +3

    14:56 the only thing missing: polish language LMAO

  • @BloxxingDinosaurus
    @BloxxingDinosaurus 3 місяці тому +1

    "He has to go"
    "There is a reason for this"
    "Prince Florian changed his mind! Good luck! The character is missing"
    "This is blood"
    "BEHIND"
    Feels like a creepypasta ROM hack.

  • @Thedragonlover95
    @Thedragonlover95 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the kind of content we need. Just some chaotic nonsense and how players will play this

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 місяці тому

    I would never realistically have to come up with a way for a Southern pastor to refer to cocaine, but "the rock of the crystal crack" would probably be pretty much exactly what I'd use

  • @Fa_block31
    @Fa_block31 Місяць тому +1

    I love this Google translation (this saying has been translated 10 times in almost)

  • @frank-n6e
    @frank-n6e 3 місяці тому

    You are so underrated bro, keep up the good work! You have one of the best senses of humour currently on the internet.

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 місяці тому +1

    Nothing could’ve prepared me for “I want to use you, princess”