"He's Failboat, He's Failboat, YOU'RE Failboat?! I AM Failboat! Are there any other Failboats I should know about?" **Snail-shaped, Failboat with a pickle as a nose appears**
Chattymin: (when chat was pikmin) The ide- This concept i- The i- This idea is sim- The idea is impl- THE IDEA IS S- HhhhhhhHhhHhhHhhHhHhhhh- Awawawawawawaw- The idea is simple👍
This is genuinely the funniest video I've seen in a while. Both the original premise of trying to be "Failboat" AND the Mario Party were lost the moment all three other "Failboats" realized they had ragdoll physics and zoom ins at their disposal. Chaos so great even Chatty was disturbed. Both my brother and I had to pause to handle coughing fits from laughing so hard. 11/10
Or that episode of Sonic Boom where Tails gets split into five Tailses except they each have 1/5 of his intelligence, so they’re all like “This wall tastes like dirt.”
I love how "Do The Failboat" is like the Stanky Leg or yoinky sploinky in the sense that it's basically random, but it REQUIRES bodily harm upon the user.
@@johnmorrison3698 You have no idea how much I struggled with picking between the combos of Failblock, Noteboat, Boatblock, seriously this one was range
6:35 Freddie Mercury once said, do whatever you want with my music, just don't make it boring. I... think this might be the exception to that. 29:42 failboat seconds away from being demonitized
That was literally the beginning of the stream and at 0:25 you can see my message that's covered up but was literally along the lines of "that scared me" 😂
@@Chad-A-Porterproductions Isabelle: U-uh, sir, are you sure this was a good idea-? Failboat: Absolutely not! Isabelle: …well, mitsy has made 9001 clones of herself- Failboat: OH [Kaabii!]. *Grabs plane tickets.* ORVILLE, TAKE ME AWAY Isabelle: S- sir! Please, help us! Failboat: HELP YOURSELF.
9:30 I was the one who suggested a Rock Paper Scissors battle idea in chat, so glad to see it utilized! :D I haven’t seen such peak RPS since the Miitopia Days!
The Four Horse Men of Failboat -The Delusional Failboat (24:16) -The bRIaN rOT Failboat (See 28:07 For more Context) -The Contortionist Failboat (15:39) -The Failboat (27:02)
13:26 * *I'll Face Myself starts playing* * "You are me after all" Failboat has faced his other selves. He has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships, the Persona Loki!
I just witnessed a man get tormented by three haunted poltergeist copies of himself toying with his body right in front of him and i don't know how to feel 10/10 video. Perfect for halloween
Words can't describe how much fear that intro bestowed upon me I also don't like that I hear Doug's "The idea is simple" I'm getting flashbacks relating to peanut butter
As soon as his webcam froze I could not stop laughing for the entire rest of the video. Horrifying, scarred me for life, 5 stars. Also the unintentional clairvoyance on display at 8:51 with "diamond goes in the circle hole" and that door ultimately needing the circle key. That was on another level
Losing a minigame is tough, but it's nothing to beat yourself up over.
@@thegamersclub9326 ha, ha, ha.
Words after throwing your controller across the room
that was so funny I forgot to laugh 😐
@@thegamersclub9326 people be hating on the joke but I really liked it
But it is something to not beat up your nearest self
We got
-FailBoat
-UnsuccessfulShip
-DisappointmentCanoe
-FlopVessel
Can't wait for UnderwhelmingCruiser
DisappointmentCanoe is so funny for some reason
@@thatonebonkchoyguy and then we get MalfunctionKayak
@@thatonebonkchoyguy That's a good one
FlopVessel’s got my vote
I can't believe we didn't sing "we are number 1"
duh, da dudadudaduda dohdu, duhduduh dadohduhda, We Are Number One! *HEY!*
maybe next time
I can already hear it... I don't know why but I can hear it and it's getting louder
We are number 1
NOW LISTEN CLOSELY
21:15 "Police has discovered the body of the Police" is such raw youtube poop I love it
The entire video is just one massive YTP (probably explains why this is the hardest I’ve laughed during a UA-cam video)
Regrettably, nobody got their message in a bottle.
anthology of the killer type sentence
I'm happy for them, discovering your body and what your body likes is important to sexual health
11:23 Considering the amount of Mario Party I've played, I was expecting a completely different sentence to form here
@@Sophist YOU PICK WAAAAAAAARIO!!!
The King of Skill watching this video: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIIIME
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOO TIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sophist is based for watching Failboat
ITS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIME
"He's Failboat, He's Failboat, YOU'RE Failboat?! I AM Failboat! Are there any other Failboats I should know about?"
**Snail-shaped, Failboat with a pickle as a nose appears**
...I'm outta here.
"the idea is simple"
@@tinyclover3849 fickle, pickle even.
Chatty Dee:(dressed as failboat)The idea is simple
Chattymin: (when chat was pikmin)
The ide-
This concept i-
The i-
This idea is sim-
The idea is impl-
THE IDEA IS S-
HhhhhhhHhhHhhHhhHhHhhhh-
Awawawawawawaw-
The idea is simple👍
OH GOD HE HAS ACHIEVED MITOSIS
THIS IS VERY BAD
EVACUATE THE PREMISES
OH GOD HE HAS ACHIEVED MITOSIS
THERE SPREADING
BOATOSIS
doug’s ‘THE IDEA IS SIMPLE’ is giving me peanut butter flashbacks
how about “glue on the roach”
This entire video is giving me peanut butter flashbacks
oh god not again
That is a sentence.
Omg who else have traumas of that video 😂
29:12 "hey this is my first stream, whats going on?!"
perfectly described fail boat streams
This is genuinely the funniest video I've seen in a while.
Both the original premise of trying to be "Failboat" AND the Mario Party were lost the moment all three other "Failboats" realized they had ragdoll physics and zoom ins at their disposal.
Chaos so great even Chatty was disturbed.
Both my brother and I had to pause to handle coughing fits from laughing so hard.
11/10
Why settle for a Failboat, when you can have a whole FailFleet
The Actual Failing Four, because it's 4 Failboats
FailArmada
29:18
fail: I hate all of you
Chat: yup that’s what father been saying to us for all 13 years of being viewers
Avg thicw chat and steamer relancionship ever
@@mythicaldeerfox6933 fr
He's y'alls father he's my uncle lol
I love how Jay then tries to convince chat by making pasta
@@TCStink3The real Failboat would never, that’s how we know who’s real
hearing Doug yell "THE IDEA IS SIMPLE" was like having Vietnam flashbacks
please
no more peanut butter
i think its the only video where we can agre none was having a good time in it chat, failboat, doug, noteblock during the editing
*DAHKNESS*
*IMPRISONING **_ME_*
I am Typenine and I approve this message
@@Da_ComputerMonster ALL THAT I SEE
I never watched the one with the peanut butter
10% Mario Party
89% Failboat Antics
1% impostor crisis
17:32 doug has taken too much cold medicine and can't control his body, and Dan has been frozen in fear
Who is Doug. All I see is Dan, Dan, Dan, and Dan
Wait a minute....
This is like one of those cartoon episodes where one of the characters clones themselves to help with their chores, and it all goes wrong.
Lazy Town We Are Number One vibes
american dragon jake long did that!! :D
Johnny Test being clones 101 times
Or that episode of Sonic Boom where Tails gets split into five Tailses except they each have 1/5 of his intelligence, so they’re all like “This wall tastes like dirt.”
> Try to study
> Find everything is light mode
> die inside
> Found Failboat posted
> Happy
> Failboat clone jumpscare
> Be afraid
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable > Find they can yeet themselves
> Happy
> The idea of failboat achieving mitosis fills you with determination.
> Realize the police discovered the body of the police
2:50 Been a Vtuber for a matter of minutes and already engaging in selfcest. It truly is a curse.
I mean if you were surrounded by equity good looking men wouldn't you?
The ultimate failboat collab:
Failboat (young)
Failboat (drunk)
Failboat (peanut butter)
Fakeboat (fake failboat)
Assuming:
Jay
Noteblock
Doug
Failboat
I love how "Do The Failboat" is like the Stanky Leg or yoinky sploinky in the sense that it's basically random, but it REQUIRES bodily harm upon the user.
"GET FAILBOAT!"
"which one?"
"THE REAL ONE"
"WHICH ONE!?"
" pixelboat 1-3 ir ir the realístic one!?!?"
“I DUNNO GET THEM ALL WE’L FIGURE SOEMTHING OUT”
The one that doesn't look computer generated
The one with the high res croch
4 failboats pointing at each other spiderman meme style
Glad to see Failboat, Jayilboat, Failbald, and Noteboat all collab together.
Failbald lol
Boatblock
FailNote was right there man
@@johnmorrison3698 You have no idea how much I struggled with picking between the combos of
Failblock, Noteboat, Boatblock, seriously this one was range
failboat, failbald, failnote, and jailboat
Uncanny failboaut models was not what I expected to comprehend today.
failboaut
That assumes you can comprehend it....
@@brendanhall5581Valid point.
you comprehended it ?
Failboat
Loseship
Disappointmentcanoe
And
Flopvessel
I love the fact that near the end it feels like the models themselves are starting to deteriorate
The more they learned about the model the more they deteriorated
6:35 Freddie Mercury once said, do whatever you want with my music, just don't make it boring. I... think this might be the exception to that.
29:42 failboat seconds away from being demonitized
Dougdoug should never have been allowed to say "The Idea is simple" ever again
NO THAT BEGINNING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME
Fr!!
the council
I was genuinely horrified when I saw that at first
NO THAT BEGINNING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME
That was literally the beginning of the stream and at 0:25 you can see my message that's covered up but was literally along the lines of "that scared me" 😂
The idea is simple. We have introduced cloning
@@Chad-A-Porterproductions
Isabelle: U-uh, sir, are you sure this was a good idea-?
Failboat: Absolutely not!
Isabelle: …well, mitsy has made 9001 clones of herself-
Failboat: OH [Kaabii!]. *Grabs plane tickets.* ORVILLE, TAKE ME AWAY
Isabelle: S- sir! Please, help us!
Failboat: HELP YOURSELF.
ChateeDee is like a confused child, doesn't know which of their fathers to walk towards.
28:00 crap he just did that bit.
“He’s Failboat, He’s Failboat, you’re Failboat! I’m Failboat! Are there any other Failboats I should know about!?”
*“THE IDEA IS SIMPLE!”*
15:40 “Everybody do the Failboat!” *seizure*
How’d you get a timestamp 15 minutes in when the video been released around 5 minutes ago
@@CrunchToomlowkey i js look for funny moments and start there, its the most enjoyable for me
OH GOD HES MULTIPLYING
thay made the m1 flamer thrower for a reason
OH GOD HES MULTIPLYING
mitosis
Why does fake Failboat(s) look like the Nostalgia Critic back in his Prime?
Wonder if chatty will get this power
This is a nightmare
Agreed
@@annekeroukema4313Agreed
they’re sub-dividing
Indeed
This is art but also a mess
21:43 i cannot get over how full of sorrow and sadness this face he makes looks
25:21 here aswell
16:55 I fear no man, but that *thing*…it scares me
The idea is simple: I have undergone mitosis
its called a averege regular show episode.
6:15 "My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain... the unstoppable Exodiaboat!"
Oh shoot and he's put it in Uber attack position!!
9:30 I was the one who suggested a Rock Paper Scissors battle idea in chat, so glad to see it utilized! :D
I haven’t seen such peak RPS since the Miitopia Days!
[[insert cool reply]]
I miss Miitopia
@@turbo8584 thank you for the cool reply
Love a good rock paper scissors game
11:24 doug channels his inner king of skill
Bro, I love that at 24:37 it looks like Failboat is sitting on Failboat's lap while Failboat watches
Father ran out of family members to make, so he made HIMSELF!
family members? isat refence?
@@ectoplasm4413 As always.
we meet again, sif pfp committer...
@@ectoplasm4413 isat fans when they realize they have a family (isat reference)
@@Theoriginalautismer7790 No one can escape the loop of Siffren Pfps.
If I lost a friend for every time Failboat slowly lost his sanity, I’d have -1.3K friends.
he lost his sanity 1817.4 times, how do you have 517.4 friends.
@@turbo8584knife :)
my friends list would be a black hole
@@turbo8584 I have 1816.3 friends (don’t ask how I have a third of a friend)
The Four Horse Men of Failboat
-The Delusional Failboat (24:16)
-The bRIaN rOT Failboat (See 28:07 For more Context)
-The Contortionist Failboat (15:39)
-The Failboat (27:02)
13:26 * *I'll Face Myself starts playing* * "You are me after all"
Failboat has faced his other selves. He has obtained the facade used to overcome life's hardships, the Persona Loki!
13:43
Failboat: "Wait, it's all failboat?"
Failboat: "Always has been"
“He’s failboat, he’s failboat, you’re failboat, I’M FAILBOAT!”
"Are there any other Failboats I should know about?"
Failboat: "The idea is simple"
"...I'm outta here"
@@Mariorox1956specifically Dougdoug Failboat
THEEE IDEA IS SIMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLL
The concept that has concurred to be created within my brain is not within the boundaries to be considered difficult to conprehend.
The idea is 4 times simple
With failboat
jayboat
Dougboat and
Noteboat
Or even better…
Failboat
Failmoji
Faildoug
Failblock
I-I wasn't mentally prepared for what I just witnessed.
if thats to much DONT EVEN DARE,
looking up 1000 teeth dinosaur.
I'm gonna search that
DO NOT SEARCH 1000 TEETH DINOSAUR
So, the FailSquad consists of...
-FailBoat
-FailFail
-FailBlock
and, we can't forget about...
-FailMoji
What a wild and confusing fleet of failures!
This is what I imagine an average day as four sword link is like
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are FOUR of them!"
ah yes, I love my favorite people failboat,failboat,failboat and not to mention…FAILBOAT!!!
26:14 Chat is the pissed off child that was forced to be there by the parents
Finally got the opportunity to be my best self by becoming somebody better :)
This is just Doug showing off the movements he's learned, he never messed with any settings.
All together now, *THE IDEA IS SIMPLE*
*THE IDEA IS SIMPLE*
THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
*THE IDEA IS SIMPLE*
*THE IDEA IS SIMPLE*
6:12 every once in a while failboat reinvents eyea
1:38 they're all having so much fun oh my god
16:42 Leave it to Doug to just take over hosting duties I guess!
The insanity levels just kept going up this whole time, this is fantastic.
I want this but everyone uses the fake model AND A VOICE CHANGER including the real failbot and we have to guess who the real fail boat is
I just witnessed a man get tormented by three haunted poltergeist copies of himself toying with his body right in front of him and i don't know how to feel
10/10 video. Perfect for halloween
4 boats, one Mario Party
aint no party like a failboat party
@@Bad_Internet”im in the fail of it everybody is a boat”
@@Bad_Internetain't no party like a Mario Party
You could almost say, "they are all on the same boat"
THE IDEA WAS...
SIMPLE
SIMPLE
SIMPLE
SIMPLE!
21:20 This line sounds like a f*cking YTP edit lmaoo
what if failboat played one of those bad dr games and he opened it with "the idea is pimple"
25:14 "your proposition is good but the idea is simple"
Oh boy I hope this idea is simple- THERES FOUR OF THEM???
4:38 Of course that one was chosen, as the idea is simple: always go green.
"I'm gonna pick green because it's the colour of money!"
Perfect video to keep in the background while I submit my college essays
25:49
And then all 3 failboats migrated to their homelands
I love that this video is 95% just failboat, failboat, failboat, and failboat messing around and 5% actual mario party content
18:23 i have to go now, my planet needs me
the sampsons refrence includes
pooshi
homar
merge
bort
laser
maguity
ity
shracy
and others
Mom can you come pick me up, there’s four failboats.
15:17 The live failboat reaction beggins
The idea is simple:
_The test was a success. Now beginning the second phase of the PS2Boat invasion._
*imperial march starts playing*
13:26 feels like something straight out of sonic realtime fandubs
can't wait for the Generations fandub where the Sonics have a self-therapy session while Shadow goes to Radical Highway for the 17th time
6:54 I have no words
i do, the idea is simple, queen with out the n, THE IDea is *simple*
I have one: triskaidekaphobia
3:00 This looks like the Fnaf 2 menu
yea LoL but it doenst say
five
nights
at
freddy's
2
new game
continue
Five nights at failboat’s
starring
failboat
failboat
failboat
and failboat
Five Nights With Daniel
five
nights
at
failboats
2
⭐️⭐️⭐️
new game
>>continue
night 2
6th night
custom night
press and hold delete to reset all data. ©️2024 Failboat
A Fleet of failures
A FLEET OF FAILURE
20:20 Its time to jump up in the air!
Break your back, dont be scared!
The 3 Skinwalkers in Failboat’s basement trying to entertain themselves:
18:35
OH GOD
THEY HIT THE FREAKING FAILBOATS
Oh my god, they hit the second failboat!
THE CAT DID IT AGAIN 😭😭
Me normally:🙂
Me after doing the Failboat: 🙃
Words can't describe how much fear that intro bestowed upon me
I also don't like that I hear Doug's "The idea is simple"
I'm getting flashbacks relating to peanut butter
As soon as his webcam froze I could not stop laughing for the entire rest of the video. Horrifying, scarred me for life, 5 stars.
Also the unintentional clairvoyance on display at 8:51 with "diamond goes in the circle hole" and that door ultimately needing the circle key. That was on another level
in this episode: failboat plays with himself
WE ARE FAILBOAT
ULTIMATE STREAMER ON UA-cam
WE CHALLENGE ALL CHATTERS
YOU CANNOT BEAM US
you know how people will say something is a bad freezeframe if pausing it makes it look weird? that's every frame of this video.
OH GOD THERES 4 OF THEM
Failboat And The Amazing Mirror
When doug took over the stream abd taught us how to "dance" i genuinely couldn't breathe
Four Failboats is chaos overload. Shame there's not four chats
Is this the real Dan?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Danslide,
No escape from Reality.
I have no idea how Doug managed to get his Failboat possessed, but I'm not really surprised either
I'm surprised it took him that long, honestly.
17:30 the fact that he said 370,000 DEGRESS is crazy💀💀 (for reference, you'd have to first fully rotate your neck... 1027 TIMES!)
this was WAYY too funny the failboat quartet needs to be brought back again at a future time
i got jumpscared by hearing so many THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
Someone should mod this model into half life 1 to replace the scientists with accompany voice lines for the ultimate failboat experience
"Hello, Gordon!"
oh boy im surely exited for dis video
* *sillybilly theme starts playing* *
I’m happy I wasn’t the only one thinking of the silly billy meme here XD
THIS IS THE BEST FAILBOAT VIDEO BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING ITS AMAZING
Here we see wild failboats in their natural environment