The Lives Of - The Elites: Definitive Edition

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +629

    RIP Dingus Van Megaton 2017-2017
    'He could not see'

    • @crowthorn23
      @crowthorn23 7 років тому +8

      XD

    • @thewaffle003
      @thewaffle003 7 років тому +11

      *MegatonEE. He was part of the pre-schism Covenant.

    • @valynazvalkynaz5375
      @valynazvalkynaz5375 7 років тому +9

      Ryaquaza 1 At least he didn't die like a private saying no at a shotgun wedding.

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 7 років тому +10

      I thought he said Megatron, because his head looks like that.

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 7 років тому

      Ryaquaza 1 at least his profile picture matched his profile name

  • @GrumpyElite
    @GrumpyElite 7 років тому +845

    3:06 Locke....Never smile again......EVER!

    • @deathtrooperbonzai4931
      @deathtrooperbonzai4931 7 років тому +32

      that's one fucked up smile Locke has right there...

    • @thepie193
      @thepie193 7 років тому +16

      Colonel Bonzai Helgen that's the smile he had... under his helmet...while he thought about day raping chief after their..."fight"

    • @thewaffle003
      @thewaffle003 7 років тому +8

      I could NOT stop laughing!!!!

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 7 років тому +7

      Unggoy Merchant. wtf

    • @thumblookingguy6771
      @thumblookingguy6771 7 років тому

      GrumpyElite lmao

  • @thelvadam2375
    @thelvadam2375 7 років тому +515

    The Elite that had his girlfriend killed by the samurai is Fal 'Chavamee.

    • @Seahorsie_
      @Seahorsie_ 7 років тому +39

      Thel 'Vadam You are an honorable Sangheili. You're also on my top 5 favorite Halo characters.

    • @GamingPro-py8vt
      @GamingPro-py8vt 7 років тому +27

      Lets see:
      Chief
      Arbiter
      Johnson
      Rtas' Vadum
      Buck?

    • @weeerazer3099
      @weeerazer3099 7 років тому +6

      Oh hey Arbiter

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 7 років тому +4

      Two demons?!

    • @weeerazer3099
      @weeerazer3099 7 років тому +1

      Im am the real Chief. Spartan 117 is a Hologram.

  • @RandomLeveledLoot
    @RandomLeveledLoot 7 років тому +352

    Your lack of empathy for important figures of my specie's history angers and confuses me!

  • @JohnBachofer
    @JohnBachofer 7 років тому +32

    Act Man did a fantastic job contributing to the voices. I love it.

  • @vantave9946
    @vantave9946 7 років тому +159

    this is fucking gold, never change spearhead
    Edit: If anyone wants to actually write Sangheili History for Dummies, Id be down with that.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 3 роки тому +2

      I'd Like and Subscribe

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 7 років тому +98

    Well this was definitely a good update to the lives of the Elites and is also very hilarious. Though I do miss guard duty of the grunt mating chambers XD

  • @Cybersijn
    @Cybersijn 7 років тому +33

    Nicely done Mr. Spearhead! Can never tell how these productions will end up after the editing process, made me smile hearing my off script "Naughty, naughty."

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 7 років тому +21

    2:27
    Best
    Moment
    Of The entire video
    WE NEED THIS GRUNT TO TELL US HISTORY!

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 7 років тому +64

    Omg spartan Ron is that bird from lemme smash omg lol

  • @chipsdubbo4861
    @chipsdubbo4861 7 років тому +377

    That not so subtle Halo Legends reference though.

  • @babydragon1096
    @babydragon1096 7 років тому +180

    I need to make "Dingus van Megatron" my xbox live username

  • @tomwilson1487
    @tomwilson1487 7 років тому +236

    YES!!! A NORTHERN IRISH MAN IN A MACHINIMA!!! LOVE YOU NICK!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @UltimateHalo117
    @UltimateHalo117 7 років тому +381

    TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

    • @st.doojan
      @st.doojan 7 років тому +2

      Wassup Wangtime!

    • @lmaoxdgoem6933
      @lmaoxdgoem6933 7 років тому +8

      Wangtime noooooooo not a halo 5 quote

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 7 років тому

      beanboozle'd That was said by Cortana in the first Halo game. Cortana was by made by Halsey hence the wordplay

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 7 років тому

      beanboozle'd I instantly raged when I heard that at the end of the campaign.

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 років тому +2

      What is the purpose of the Defender Armours Hitler Moustache?

  • @ROYSTAGE
    @ROYSTAGE 7 років тому +167

    Thumbs up to everyone who helped to make this video!

  • @alientitimilk9073
    @alientitimilk9073 7 років тому +11

    It just happens that this evil invader from space is .... honorable!

  • @daklr2501
    @daklr2501 7 років тому +22

    2:26 nice reference to halo legends

  • @Jack-io5xi
    @Jack-io5xi 7 років тому +47

    X T R ' A T H I C C

    • @Nolongerhereanymore
      @Nolongerhereanymore 4 роки тому

      4:58 they need to be Funken RET CON Bra!!!
      THOSE DERTY PORN HUB PEOPLE CAN GET OVER IT!!!
      AND TWO THAT SITE NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN ITS POISONING EVER ONE!

  • @Darknimbus3
    @Darknimbus3 7 років тому +16

    "Dingus von Megatron"
    I died XD

  • @UberNick
    @UberNick 7 років тому +326

    :D

    • @ThatGuy-sw6tr
      @ThatGuy-sw6tr 7 років тому +1

      UberNick It's the god himself!!!!

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 років тому +3

      UberNick You always lose weapons in the battlefield nick :-P

    • @waterh2o299
      @waterh2o299 7 років тому +1

      omg I wasn't expecting you in this!!

    • @astrum097
      @astrum097 7 років тому +1

      I'M SUBCRIBED TO YOU! I WATCH ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS!

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 років тому

      jack duval earth? My senpai? Is that you?! :3

  • @dapperbanana5088
    @dapperbanana5088 7 років тому +11

    I loved when the old elites were being interviewed.

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 3 роки тому +2

    "Awargaaaargh I can't seeeeee!! Aaargahaaaaaaarhhhh."
    He did not look death in the face. Dishonourable!

  • @grugames7931
    @grugames7931 7 років тому +40

    Life of Spartan Ron?

    • @CinderBurn04
      @CinderBurn04 6 років тому +2

      You can already see it here's a link ua-cam.com/video/-TcLxlkc2pA/v-deo.html

  • @sportsrook8282
    @sportsrook8282 7 років тому +18

    Beautiful.

  • @m3tr0id86
    @m3tr0id86 6 років тому

    3:06 Is that Agent Terry Cruz? No wonder he cracked Master visor, because that punch had some *POOOWERRRRR!!!!!*

  • @obi-wankenobi592
    @obi-wankenobi592 7 років тому +2

    Shit man I just found this in my recommended videos and it brings back so many memories. Like playing halo with friends as a kid. I used to watch you're videos when i was young haha

  • @justicetaylor2695
    @justicetaylor2695 7 років тому +3

    The grunt Elite exchange about the arbiter is hilarious!

  • @filgertommy7041
    @filgertommy7041 7 років тому +9

    5:31 CHUBAKA IS THAT U?!

  • @unclebaza3313
    @unclebaza3313 7 років тому +7

    2:27 that Grant is talking about halo Legends

  • @skyfishgaming69
    @skyfishgaming69 7 років тому +3

    1:48 honorable, like the collaboration with ubernick

  • @alexanderdelgado3828
    @alexanderdelgado3828 7 років тому +15

    Daddy you came back finally 😭🙏🏼

  • @Samcharleston24
    @Samcharleston24 7 років тому +1

    I'm so happy your back man! I love these

  • @poke548
    @poke548 7 років тому +1

    "I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill" - Spartan Ron, True American Hero.

  • @ReflexHalo
    @ReflexHalo 7 років тому +1

    2nd best series in Halo. Love what you're doing Spearhead. Keep it up.

  • @ranxi2034
    @ranxi2034 5 років тому +5

    So basically elites are just alien weebs?
    And also the names you came up with are really creative

  • @PackHunter117
    @PackHunter117 7 років тому +46

    Fun fact the Storm Elites along with the Storm Jackals and Storm Grunts were used as Shock Troopers during the Human-Covenant War. To in a way their looks actually reflect their nature on the battlefield. The Covenant didn't use the Storm Elites, Grunts, and Jackals much though they left that type of combat mostly up to the Brutes. Hence why they were almost never seen during the great war. Also the Halo 4 and 5 Zealot Elites get their color from the artifact hunter Zealots like the ones from Reach that went after Forerunner artifacts exclusively and their armor comes from a Elite colony called Hesduros which is also where the new Ghost, Banshee, Wraith, and I think Spirit dropship come from. And Jul 'Mdamas Covenant faction started on Hesduros.

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 7 років тому +18

      Can people just accept the fact that the designers just change the look of things because of game play reasons? Now a days everything that is changed is considered canon, It is just an excuse for companies so people won't yell at them. Example, Halo 4 and 5 made the covenant generic bad guy monster aliens, Why? So we have a good reason to shoot them, Same with reach, The elites were made more thuggish and lost their pupils, so we do not identify with them that much. We see them more as animals instead of actual intelligent creatures. If you are shooting something that speaks your language, has eyes with pupils that we can see where their looking and can look back at you, you don't want to kill it as much. This is called the uncanny valley affect. Link: (wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) This is what movie directors and game developers do so we sympathy with the aliens that they want us to like, and see which ones we are suppose to see as the enemy.

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 7 років тому +4

      I can so easily turn that entire essay into a dis against CE.

    • @justarandomperson3700
      @justarandomperson3700 7 років тому +2

      alphatrex612 nope. Because both grunt and pelican
      models are used in hw2.

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 7 років тому

      just a random person, both elite models are used in halo wars 2 as well,The honor guard is the H4/H5 elite. What is your point exactly? They did that so they can please both fans of the design, Because everyone was pissed at the drastic change, hell they change the grunts between H4 and H5, seriously look at them they look different.

    • @elmobarrethawk3566
      @elmobarrethawk3566 7 років тому +1

      @just a random person
      hw2 is a step in the right direction that 343 made after realizing people hated the new art style

  • @Earadon
    @Earadon 7 років тому +9

    I prefer a blend of the halo reach elite armor designs with the halos 2 and 3 designs, the idea of sangheili sub species also sounds like a cool way to have both elite designs (halo 2 anniversary along with halo 4-5) to exist side by side, something akin to the jackles and their subspecies~

    • @akush42069
      @akush42069 7 років тому

      Earadon but4 and 5 elites are ugly and stupid

    • @odstarmor557
      @odstarmor557 6 років тому +1

      Adam Reyna nice arguement

    • @obiwaankenobi4460
      @obiwaankenobi4460 6 років тому +1

      But why is Arbiter a new Elite now? Makes no sense.

  • @TobiTheArbiter
    @TobiTheArbiter 7 років тому +21

    3:39 xtr athicc I get it
    Extra thicc.....

    • @Nolongerhereanymore
      @Nolongerhereanymore 4 роки тому

      They need to be retconned
      Because they're ugly
      those p***hub people can get over it

  • @seoul08
    @seoul08 7 років тому +7

    Dingus Van Megatron for president

  • @odenh6471
    @odenh6471 5 років тому +2

    Don't you just hate it when your Designated Marksman's Rifle gets lost? I do.

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 7 років тому

    3:05 - "Don't mind us, just putting a lampshade on this."

  • @KiroKnife
    @KiroKnife 7 років тому

    Welcome back, lad! Glad you're here!

  • @matthewo1o
    @matthewo1o 7 років тому +6

    2:28 Was that a reference to something?

  • @pilchard7199
    @pilchard7199 4 роки тому +2

    ACH ‘TMUN The act man, how didn’t I here or notice that

  • @squirreltamer2548
    @squirreltamer2548 7 років тому

    Hey, did anyone notice the cliff on the left at 2:02? It looks like a brutes face.

  • @RDJ9942
    @RDJ9942 7 років тому +2

    That jab at the new art models tho.
    I agree completely.

  • @fattlebieldproductions3198
    @fattlebieldproductions3198 7 років тому +4

    Spartan ron sounds like he's gonna ask Becky to smash at any moment

  • @fadillangston9797
    @fadillangston9797 7 років тому +4

    4:07 Did he say hinge heads or injuns?

  • @jakesutton4603
    @jakesutton4603 7 років тому +2

    Dingus VanMegatron...
    Best name ever

  • @darienborjas8879
    @darienborjas8879 7 років тому +7

    4:33 Ron?

    • @SpicyDeddy
      @SpicyDeddy 7 років тому +1

      Darien Borjas Becca lemme smash

  • @Rythaze
    @Rythaze 7 років тому

    How did I miss the in my feed?? This was fantastic.

  • @bungiesblueflames
    @bungiesblueflames 7 років тому +1

    Liked before watching because I know that this will good content, as usual :)

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 6 років тому

    343's helmet design in a nutshell.
    "Hruaaogh I CAN'T SEE!" *Falls off cliff*

  • @REIVAXEBONFIEND
    @REIVAXEBONFIEND 4 роки тому +2

    Locke smiling should be on r/cursedimages

  • @loiuytf
    @loiuytf 7 років тому +8

    Ach "Tmun at 3:54... has anyone else noticed that he looks like a pug???

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 років тому

      Oh yeah I see it now

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 7 років тому +2

    4:33
    Ron has a new suit to convince Becky to let him smash.

  • @bungiesblueflames
    @bungiesblueflames 6 років тому +2

    3:57 is he voiced by the Act Man

    • @BabyDragonMan
      @BabyDragonMan 6 років тому

      Well it does say "acting male" so probably

  • @jackmillerduclose6176
    @jackmillerduclose6176 7 років тому +1

    At 2:26 the grunt is talking about halo legends the dual

  • @mikemeyer5973
    @mikemeyer5973 5 років тому +2

    The elite with glasses reminds me of Steven Colbert

  • @aryanbasumata9444
    @aryanbasumata9444 5 років тому +1

    "i think the news is great,gives us more stuff to kill"

  • @huh-wuh
    @huh-wuh 7 років тому

    Haven't watched this channel in so damn long. Been here since his channel was only 1 year old and suddenly this pops up in my recommended list.

  • @glutenfreehand-jobs4918
    @glutenfreehand-jobs4918 6 років тому +2

    DID ANYONE ELSE GET THAT THEY ARE REFERRING TO HALO LEGENDS AT 2:40?

  • @BA3942
    @BA3942 7 років тому

    I hope you do more because I love this series.

  • @NorthstarEvil
    @NorthstarEvil 7 років тому

    I like the fact that you put in UberNick.

  • @whiskeyonmyach6220
    @whiskeyonmyach6220 7 років тому +2

    That halo legends reference tho. I'm actually on that part rn, watching my second or third rewatch, idk.

  • @THEREALMRHALO
    @THEREALMRHALO 7 років тому

    Glad to see more videos from you

  • @MidGitCloWn98989
    @MidGitCloWn98989 7 років тому

    I unfortunately have to admit when i cough 10 times or more the way I breath sounds like an elite

  • @Lume-sd3rw
    @Lume-sd3rw 4 роки тому +1

    I like the idea that the Halo games are all war documentaries

  • @C4House_
    @C4House_ 7 років тому +11

    Was that..PLAYABLE..ELITES!? Please someone tell me!!!!

  • @filthydaemonspawn1206
    @filthydaemonspawn1206 7 років тому

    Haha, love to the bash toward the 343i art style at the end there!
    Liked!

  • @DangerTeenager
    @DangerTeenager 7 років тому

    Why did I never hear about this channel? Subbed

  • @owlstagawn1106
    @owlstagawn1106 7 років тому

    The Halo Legends reference was nice and hilarious. I also can't believe the Elite's names are Nostalgia, Extra Thicc, Act Man (reference to the channel: The Act Man) and whatever that last name was.

  • @knightshadestudios1550
    @knightshadestudios1550 6 років тому

    "I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill."

  • @johnellison22
    @johnellison22 7 років тому

    I half expected Spartan Ron to say, it gives us more things to kill, and smash

  • @ItzCrizz23
    @ItzCrizz23 7 років тому +1

    yay he uploaded a new one

  • @adriancastaneda786
    @adriancastaneda786 3 роки тому +2

    I am barely realizing Act Man was in this

  • @zahando1576
    @zahando1576 5 років тому

    2:27 wait if the arbiter dies then then why is the same one in halo 5?

  • @murkrow1360
    @murkrow1360 7 років тому

    I like how you just combined the names of 'Fal Chavamee' and 'Ripa Moramee'

  • @Sunny_Haven
    @Sunny_Haven 7 років тому

    YES! The series is back!

  • @aLowlyKiton
    @aLowlyKiton 6 років тому

    1:04 Correction: They are about as tall as Shadow The Hedgehog

  • @johncalahan6764
    @johncalahan6764 6 років тому

    2:42 ah your talking about the movie halo legends.. Nice

  • @DingyDanimal
    @DingyDanimal 7 років тому

    wasn't expecting nick here.thats awesome

  • @lupinbupin
    @lupinbupin 7 років тому +6

    Hey David how are you alive you must be over 500 years old

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon 7 років тому

    2:00 I love you for that music. Halo Legends was fucking amazing.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 7 років тому

      Also that reference.
      ;_;) That one always makes me cry.

  • @arkhamspartan6777
    @arkhamspartan6777 7 років тому

    This was amazing!

  • @SigmaProps
    @SigmaProps 7 років тому

    I'm so happy that this still happens.

  • @ray-0249
    @ray-0249 5 років тому

    They can connect their mandibles to form a normal face/ mouth they just extend them in battle/when on duty to look intimidating or menacing to anything they’re fighting. Like how animals usually puff up their fur to look bigger than they are.

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 3 роки тому

      Yes.
      If you're not a mouthbreathing Nu-Elite that is, who's mandibles are too high up on their heads to close properly, hence the new nickname
      Of Ugos.

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 7 років тому +7

    Omg ur back :D

  • @thiccdaddy9535
    @thiccdaddy9535 7 років тому

    Spartan Ron? Xtra'thicc? Damn, they really enjoyed this...

  • @alanhiding1471
    @alanhiding1471 7 років тому +6

    rip ubernick

  • @ianw7109
    @ianw7109 7 років тому

    nice bro... i really like this stuff.

  • @griffinmiller824
    @griffinmiller824 7 років тому

    2:27 Love the Halo: Legends reference.

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 6 років тому +1

    I like the elites talking to you in this new one👍🏻

  • @flashguy7210
    @flashguy7210 7 років тому

    Act man and uber nick! Way to go teh!

  • @blainegoff9193
    @blainegoff9193 7 років тому +6

    Is that uber nick thumb nail armor 🤔

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 7 років тому

    Pause at 4:34.
    This is a human version of Ron.
    Read his "bio," too.

  • @titanmedia3468
    @titanmedia3468 7 років тому +6

    Damn this was way too funny XD

  • @silentgamer3419
    @silentgamer3419 7 років тому +47

    lol UberNick is always losing weapons :-P

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 років тому +7

      Slient Gamer rip prophets bane

    • @silentgamer3419
      @silentgamer3419 7 років тому +4

      TheCitedAviator *Sad Music plays in the background*

    • @ryano2763
      @ryano2763 7 років тому

      TheCitedAviator *prophet's baen

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 років тому +1

      sploody im gonna guess that was a poorly planned joke

    • @doggomastermobile
      @doggomastermobile 6 років тому

      Dude im a dank meme soo why not me XD

  • @tiredboi9639
    @tiredboi9639 5 років тому +2

    But Ron, it also gives you more opportunities to “smash” as you say