The Lives Of - The Elites: Definitive Edition
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- David Attenborough returns to narrate the lives of the noble Elites...again.
Kyle Labriola:
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Guest Starring:
UberNick: / ubernickyt
The Act Man: / @theactman
Special Thanks To:
Gamecheat13: / gamecheat13
WyvernZu: / wyvernzu
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This video was created using assets from the Halo franchise by the Microsoft Corporation, it is not endorsed by or affiliated with Microsoft.
RIP Dingus Van Megaton 2017-2017
'He could not see'
XD
*MegatonEE. He was part of the pre-schism Covenant.
Ryaquaza 1 At least he didn't die like a private saying no at a shotgun wedding.
I thought he said Megatron, because his head looks like that.
Ryaquaza 1 at least his profile picture matched his profile name
The Elite that had his girlfriend killed by the samurai is Fal 'Chavamee.
Thel 'Vadam You are an honorable Sangheili. You're also on my top 5 favorite Halo characters.
Lets see:
Chief
Arbiter
Johnson
Rtas' Vadum
Buck?
Oh hey Arbiter
Two demons?!
Im am the real Chief. Spartan 117 is a Hologram.
3:06 Locke....Never smile again......EVER!
that's one fucked up smile Locke has right there...
Colonel Bonzai Helgen that's the smile he had... under his helmet...while he thought about day raping chief after their..."fight"
I could NOT stop laughing!!!!
Unggoy Merchant. wtf
GrumpyElite lmao
Your lack of empathy for important figures of my specie's history angers and confuses me!
Keza 'Volkrom I sub you
It is not worth it...
Unggoy Merchant rude.
Thel right you are...
Bob Guan Yes he is human
Act Man did a fantastic job contributing to the voices. I love it.
this is fucking gold, never change spearhead
Edit: If anyone wants to actually write Sangheili History for Dummies, Id be down with that.
I'd Like and Subscribe
Well this was definitely a good update to the lives of the Elites and is also very hilarious. Though I do miss guard duty of the grunt mating chambers XD
Teh Spearhead ooooo I look forward to it.
That not so subtle Halo Legends reference though.
Chips Dubbo ikr!
Oof
Hi chips dubbo!
Lol pretty much in a nutshell
I missed it, What was it?
Thumbs up to everyone who helped to make this video!
117 likes
I need to make "Dingus van Megatron" my xbox live username
Baby Dragon Well time to add you
Andre Temperatura hi
Too long sadly.
Baby Dragon do it
Lol that would be awsome
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
Wassup Wangtime!
Wangtime noooooooo not a halo 5 quote
beanboozle'd That was said by Cortana in the first Halo game. Cortana was by made by Halsey hence the wordplay
beanboozle'd I instantly raged when I heard that at the end of the campaign.
What is the purpose of the Defender Armours Hitler Moustache?
Nicely done Mr. Spearhead! Can never tell how these productions will end up after the editing process, made me smile hearing my off script "Naughty, naughty."
YES!!! A NORTHERN IRISH MAN IN A MACHINIMA!!! LOVE YOU NICK!! ❤❤❤❤
UberNick It's me, Guilty Assassin btw. No.1 fan 😊
The Irish Collie yes,UberNick is Irish
I am :)
UberNick :3 I luwv u Nick
2:27
Best
Moment
Of The entire video
WE NEED THIS GRUNT TO TELL US HISTORY!
Omg spartan Ron is that bird from lemme smash omg lol
Spartan*
It just happens that this evil invader from space is .... honorable!
"Awargaaaargh I can't seeeeee!! Aaargahaaaaaaarhhhh."
He did not look death in the face. Dishonourable!
"Dingus von Megatron"
I died XD
2:26 nice reference to halo legends
X T R ' A T H I C C
4:58 they need to be Funken RET CON Bra!!!
THOSE DERTY PORN HUB PEOPLE CAN GET OVER IT!!!
AND TWO THAT SITE NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN ITS POISONING EVER ONE!
I loved when the old elites were being interviewed.
:D
UberNick It's the god himself!!!!
UberNick You always lose weapons in the battlefield nick :-P
omg I wasn't expecting you in this!!
I'M SUBCRIBED TO YOU! I WATCH ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS!
jack duval earth? My senpai? Is that you?! :3
3:06 Is that Agent Terry Cruz? No wonder he cracked Master visor, because that punch had some *POOOWERRRRR!!!!!*
The grunt Elite exchange about the arbiter is hilarious!
Beautiful.
Shit man I just found this in my recommended videos and it brings back so many memories. Like playing halo with friends as a kid. I used to watch you're videos when i was young haha
1:48 honorable, like the collaboration with ubernick
Locke smiling should be on r/cursedimages
Life of Spartan Ron?
You can already see it here's a link ua-cam.com/video/-TcLxlkc2pA/v-deo.html
"I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill" - Spartan Ron, True American Hero.
5:31 CHUBAKA IS THAT U?!
Daddy you came back finally 😭🙏🏼
Fun fact the Storm Elites along with the Storm Jackals and Storm Grunts were used as Shock Troopers during the Human-Covenant War. To in a way their looks actually reflect their nature on the battlefield. The Covenant didn't use the Storm Elites, Grunts, and Jackals much though they left that type of combat mostly up to the Brutes. Hence why they were almost never seen during the great war. Also the Halo 4 and 5 Zealot Elites get their color from the artifact hunter Zealots like the ones from Reach that went after Forerunner artifacts exclusively and their armor comes from a Elite colony called Hesduros which is also where the new Ghost, Banshee, Wraith, and I think Spirit dropship come from. And Jul 'Mdamas Covenant faction started on Hesduros.
Can people just accept the fact that the designers just change the look of things because of game play reasons? Now a days everything that is changed is considered canon, It is just an excuse for companies so people won't yell at them. Example, Halo 4 and 5 made the covenant generic bad guy monster aliens, Why? So we have a good reason to shoot them, Same with reach, The elites were made more thuggish and lost their pupils, so we do not identify with them that much. We see them more as animals instead of actual intelligent creatures. If you are shooting something that speaks your language, has eyes with pupils that we can see where their looking and can look back at you, you don't want to kill it as much. This is called the uncanny valley affect. Link: (wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) This is what movie directors and game developers do so we sympathy with the aliens that they want us to like, and see which ones we are suppose to see as the enemy.
I can so easily turn that entire essay into a dis against CE.
alphatrex612 nope. Because both grunt and pelican
models are used in hw2.
just a random person, both elite models are used in halo wars 2 as well,The honor guard is the H4/H5 elite. What is your point exactly? They did that so they can please both fans of the design, Because everyone was pissed at the drastic change, hell they change the grunts between H4 and H5, seriously look at them they look different.
@just a random person
hw2 is a step in the right direction that 343 made after realizing people hated the new art style
2:27 that Grant is talking about halo Legends
ACH ‘TMUN The act man, how didn’t I here or notice that
I'm so happy your back man! I love these
Dingus VanMegatron...
Best name ever
That jab at the new art models tho.
I agree completely.
I like the fact that you put in UberNick.
Haven't watched this channel in so damn long. Been here since his channel was only 1 year old and suddenly this pops up in my recommended list.
Welcome back, lad! Glad you're here!
Don't you just hate it when your Designated Marksman's Rifle gets lost? I do.
343's helmet design in a nutshell.
"Hruaaogh I CAN'T SEE!" *Falls off cliff*
I am barely realizing Act Man was in this
Wait what
Dingus Van Megatron for president
The elite with glasses reminds me of Steven Colbert
2nd best series in Halo. Love what you're doing Spearhead. Keep it up.
I hope you do more because I love this series.
"i think the news is great,gives us more stuff to kill"
I like the idea that the Halo games are all war documentaries
So basically elites are just alien weebs?
And also the names you came up with are really creative
I unfortunately have to admit when i cough 10 times or more the way I breath sounds like an elite
3:05 - "Don't mind us, just putting a lampshade on this."
How did I miss the in my feed?? This was fantastic.
I like how you just combined the names of 'Fal Chavamee' and 'Ripa Moramee'
I prefer a blend of the halo reach elite armor designs with the halos 2 and 3 designs, the idea of sangheili sub species also sounds like a cool way to have both elite designs (halo 2 anniversary along with halo 4-5) to exist side by side, something akin to the jackles and their subspecies~
Earadon but4 and 5 elites are ugly and stupid
Adam Reyna nice arguement
But why is Arbiter a new Elite now? Makes no sense.
Did he just say elites are less cunning that brutes...
3:39 xtr athicc I get it
Extra thicc.....
They need to be retconned
Because they're ugly
those p***hub people can get over it
Glad to see more videos from you
the orange Spartan is UberNick!
Why did I never hear about this channel? Subbed
Liked before watching because I know that this will good content, as usual :)
I'm so happy that this still happens.
Haha, love to the bash toward the 343i art style at the end there!
Liked!
2:00 I love you for that music. Halo Legends was fucking amazing.
Also that reference.
;_;) That one always makes me cry.
wasn't expecting nick here.thats awesome
"I think the news is great. Gives us more stuff to kill."
Spartan Ron? Xtra'thicc? Damn, they really enjoyed this...
That music at the end of the video brings back the memories of reach
yay he uploaded a new one
Ubernick AND the lemme smash voice? bravo
Spartan ron sounds like he's gonna ask Becky to smash at any moment
rip ubernick
The names of the Elites got me, classic!
I half expected Spartan Ron to say, it gives us more things to kill, and smash
YES! The series is back!
Dingus Von Megatron
2:27 Love the Halo: Legends reference.
The Halo Legends reference was nice and hilarious. I also can't believe the Elite's names are Nostalgia, Extra Thicc, Act Man (reference to the channel: The Act Man) and whatever that last name was.
This was amazing!
These videos are fucking great. Don't stop!
That was beautiful.
UURRRAAGHHH CANT SEE AAAHHHHH!!!
“Split Lip”Is From Cairo Station Halo 2
This... This is perfect.
I just realized all the elite names used in this video are puns
YOU GOT NICK TO BE IN THIS?! YESSSSSSSSSS
They can connect their mandibles to form a normal face/ mouth they just extend them in battle/when on duty to look intimidating or menacing to anything they’re fighting. Like how animals usually puff up their fur to look bigger than they are.
Yes.
If you're not a mouthbreathing Nu-Elite that is, who's mandibles are too high up on their heads to close properly, hence the new nickname
Of Ugos.
nice bro... i really like this stuff.
That halo legends reference tho. I'm actually on that part rn, watching my second or third rewatch, idk.
Naughty naughty
Noble_Slip good Samaritan
Noble_Slip reminds me of courage the cowardly dog
keep reach clean, kill birds.
I thought this series died but it's back and it's great
1:30. Great Ubernick cameo
I like the elites talking to you in this new one👍🏻
Oh my, this will most certainly be interesting.
But Ron, it also gives you more opportunities to “smash” as you say
Locke smiling is... "NO GOOD!"
Act man and uber nick! Way to go teh!
Omg ur back :D