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  • Mitch McConnell says Jon Stewart is 'bent out of shape' for asking Congress to extend the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund. Here to comment is Jon Stewart. #LSSC #Colbert #JonStewart
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  • @kyleblackburn8776
    @kyleblackburn8776 5 років тому +1639

    I didn't mean to interrupt them *WITH THEIR JOBS!*
    My exact feelings on so many politicians complaining about reading long bills or people coming to them with concerns.

    • @rudeboyjohn3483
      @rudeboyjohn3483 5 років тому +21

      Especially when our state reps onky work 3 months out of the year to begin with

    • @richardshiflett5181
      @richardshiflett5181 5 років тому +13

      You mean Republicans.
      They're the ones who refuse to pass this bill.

    • @SerbianBlack
      @SerbianBlack 5 років тому +4

      Ok but when Bill's are released 48 hours before a vote and they're 1000 pages long that's practically a threat to democracy/representative republic

    • @agingchill9012
      @agingchill9012 5 років тому +4

      Then many rail-politik against any form of socialism when that's exactly what their lifelong careers are built upon ~ We the People's money! Invest our wealth in us because there is no U.S. without US.
      Kentucky scores 3rd most dependent on the list...
      Most & Least Federally Dependent States
      wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 5 років тому +8

      except it's more republicans who don't actually do their jobs...don't lump democrats into that shit....

  • @neuroplay
    @neuroplay 5 років тому +3463

    Jon is a national treasure. I'm so glad he throws his weight behind such an important cause.

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 5 років тому +49

      neuroplay Imgaine what else he could do if given the opportunity! How about Jon Stewart for Congress? He could wipe the floor against the likes of Mitch McConnell!

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 5 років тому +40

      One would think such an issue didn't need anyone's weight and he could use it for something else. But apparently that's not how Mitch McConnell do.

    • @MrWaalkman
      @MrWaalkman 5 років тому +3

      @@tannerwilson4843 Or maybe move to Kentucky and run for senate?

    • @Ectava
      @Ectava 5 років тому +9

      @@unvergebeneid Well.....he is like a Satanic turtle. Of course that's how he do.

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 5 років тому +9

      @@unvergebeneid The GOP leadership : "If it is the RIGHT thing to do... DON"T DO IT !!! It goes against everything we stand for !! "

  • @shayvideos9699
    @shayvideos9699 5 років тому +626

    "bent out of shape"....
    Like how Mitch was so bent out of shape when he refused to hear Obama's Supreme Court Nominee for over a year.... Get over it Mitch 🐢

    • @nephilim1030
      @nephilim1030 5 років тому +1

      @@PacMonster0 talking about flawed parallels🤔

    • @amw7828
      @amw7828 5 років тому

      Shay videos 💯😡The memories! Can’t stand turtle!!!

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 років тому

      He is worthless and needs to retire !!!

  • @Fatal_-FN
    @Fatal_-FN 5 років тому +2737

    “When the twin towers came crashing down, the first responders did not say “we will get to it when we get to it. we’re busy”

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 років тому +15

      Where is Bush Jr. on this? After all, he allowed this to happen.

    • @No_Signal12
      @No_Signal12 5 років тому +10

      The best fucking comment!!

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 5 років тому +4

      jovin D, find a mic and drop it. You speaks the truth.

    • @silus73
      @silus73 5 років тому +27

      Give them the money trumpy wants to spend on his ridiculous wall.

    • @mefford67
      @mefford67 4 роки тому +4

      *This right here!* ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

  • @AzureRook
    @AzureRook 5 років тому +679

    "I didn't mean to interrupt them -WITH THEIR JOBS!!" 🤣

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 5 років тому +1522

    “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt them with their !!!JOBS!!!”

    • @fredrick443
      @fredrick443 5 років тому +4

      It's in the floor of the house.

    • @zazabrown732
      @zazabrown732 5 років тому +1

      It's not as profound as you think it is

    • @zazabrown732
      @zazabrown732 5 років тому

      It's not as profound as you think it is

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 5 років тому +15

      Brian America Actually, the Democrats passed it in the House. Now, the bill is in the Republican-controlled Senate, where McConnell and the other Republicans are holding it up for “political leverage.”

    • @nestanesta9366
      @nestanesta9366 5 років тому

      @Sideways G l love that statement. I comment on that stupid shit often. Wtf??

  • @nickrich56
    @nickrich56 5 років тому +669

    This segment was so important it was uploaded 2hrs before its regular airtime. Watch repeatedly and write your senator and tell them your opinion of their actions.

    • @HKim0072
      @HKim0072 5 років тому +3

      Dude - you don’t know how the Senate works. Turtle man has full power to bring bills up to vote. The rules are more arcane than one sentence, but that’s the gist of it.

    • @nickrich56
      @nickrich56 5 років тому +2

      @@HKim0072 that sucks then. Guess voting doesn't matter either. What would you suggest the viewers do?

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 5 років тому +8

      @@nickrich56 Write to McConnell, notes that say "Do your job, pass this bill". Follow him around with signs and yell at him to pass the bill.
      Basically, make his life miserable.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 5 років тому +4

      @@nickrich56 Make McConnell hate his life.

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 5 років тому

      My senator is Cory Booker AKA Spartacus. I know how he'll act on this, if that ancient turtle lets him vote!

  • @ellesin2978
    @ellesin2978 4 роки тому +1862

    “I didn’t mean to interrupt them with their jobs!”
    Legit how our government works

    • @tomkelly9714
      @tomkelly9714 4 роки тому +8

      Mitch Mc Connell feathering his Own nests...He gives a Dam..
      About the people..
      Mitch the Squish!!

    • @MIGBMWLOVER
      @MIGBMWLOVER 3 роки тому +5

      how every government in the world works unfortunately...

    • @Megatonaxe
      @Megatonaxe 3 роки тому +8

      @@MIGBMWLOVER And that's because... say it with me now... WE ALLOW THEM TO. People, and I mean everyone, needs to take back the control of the people who are their servants, their representation. Or we will all see democracy die.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 3 роки тому +13

      @@MIGBMWLOVER That's not how proper governments, in legit democracies, with non-corrupt, competent politicians work. I feel sorry for Americans, that they think they have to live this way. There are better options.
      Of course, there will always be greedy, selfish, power-hungry a-holes, out to take advantage of a system that lets them - but few countries in the developed world are quite as bad as the US.

    • @MIGBMWLOVER
      @MIGBMWLOVER 3 роки тому +4

      @@LadyDoomsinger we have corrupt governments in Europe as well... In Greece for example where I am from , for years they were corrupt enough to have illegal dealings under the table with big corps and tax evasion by members of the parliament...

  • @xamirpena
    @xamirpena 5 років тому +1276

    “I didn’t mean to interrupt them, WITH THEIR JOBS!” 3:46

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 5 років тому +30

      best line - best delivery!

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster 5 років тому +7

      At 11:03, 190 turtle fans or Russian operatives responded to this video with down votes.

    • @Its_an_Eze
      @Its_an_Eze 5 років тому +1

      Say it again!!!

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile 5 років тому +5

      I'm reminded of a line from MASH:
      "Just a minute! This is a press-conference, and I do not want to answer a lot of questions!"

    • @mariannejanis7995
      @mariannejanis7995 5 років тому +1

      They skated for so long they got complacent

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime 5 років тому +4839

    "Lost Woods" from Legend of Zelda for the intro. Fantastic.
    Also Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

    • @latininxtc
      @latininxtc 5 років тому +150

      Glad to know I'm not the only one who noticed!

    • @Blvntdd
      @Blvntdd 5 років тому +89

      i picked up and couldn't believe it lol

    • @pixel_glitched
      @pixel_glitched 5 років тому +21

      Glad I'm not the only one!

    • @mycrimeisnoticing
      @mycrimeisnoticing 5 років тому +11

      yep!

    • @zeldas_lullaby
      @zeldas_lullaby 5 років тому +39

      I thought I recognized that!!

  • @TheDidib92
    @TheDidib92 5 років тому +598

    Thank you Stephen Colbert for letting Jon Stewart vent his plea on your show. The first responders deserve the best support America has to offer.

    • @rax816
      @rax816 5 років тому +1

      Are they still first responding to that..time has really stood still in America.

    • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
      @YourLocalCopiumDealer 5 років тому +1

      @@rax816 America moved on. It's congress and Mitch who don't seem to be moving.
      And the first responders are dying because of it.

    • @slayermate07
      @slayermate07 5 років тому +1

      and they will get the same unique and excellent support like that of parents of school shooting victims, the dying cancer patients with no healthcare insurance, and the financially trivial rape victim who seeks an abortion (not to mention her poor child after she is forced to give birth): a few kind words and little else; that is, in the developed world, the only support America has to offer.

    • @TheDidib92
      @TheDidib92 5 років тому +1

      @@rax816 many of them have died and most of those still alive are suffering from illnesses and diseases linked to responding that day and getting exposed to dangerous elements from the collapsed buildings. Time may have passed, but their lives have stood still. Should they be punished for risking their lives to save someone else's? They deserve the best care and attention that America has to offer.

  • @MingWLee
    @MingWLee 5 років тому +1578

    And now, yesterday. The bill has finally passed! This is a day to exhale and the 9/11 community can finally feel less stressful. Thank you Jon!

    • @menthar
      @menthar 5 років тому +56

      Except for 2 morons in the Senate and 12 reps. Vote those aholes out.

    • @insanehiker5587
      @insanehiker5587 5 років тому +56

      @@menthar Can we follow it up with a vote of no confidence for McConnell, the man is supposed to be the Senate Majority LEADER yet his own conflicts of interest due to the fact that President Trump is his wife's employer too often means that he defers to the whims of the White House rather than listen to his colleagues in the Senate.

    • @sramoore0075187
      @sramoore0075187 4 роки тому +50

      And still Jon keeps on fighting for those affected by 9/11. He has turned his sights on legislation regarding the Burnpits from Iraq and Afghanistan. Those Burnpits have led to cancer and respiratory diseases for veterans that were in those areas. The man has a huge heart. Give em hell Jon!

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +20

      @@sramoore0075187 Jon Stewart is, and will always be, the GOAT.

    • @unfiltered1804
      @unfiltered1804 3 роки тому +9

      @@menthar now is the time to impeach all of them once and for all.
      They must go to jail for life no chance of parole for what they’ve done how one year later!
      It’s time to pull the plug on half of Congress ! They’re traitors .

  • @rorymurray6943
    @rorymurray6943 5 років тому +200

    Thanks, Jon Stewart.
    There should be no opposition to this.
    These people are HEROES.
    Save them, Dammit!

    • @charlesmatson3169
      @charlesmatson3169 5 років тому +5

      Jon Stewart for 2020 President!

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 років тому +1

      @@charlesmatson3169 No offense to Jon, personally, but haven't we learned our lesson in regards to electing people solely on the basis of having been on TV?

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 5 років тому

      Dean Rockwell you neoNazis can keep worshipping fuckface von clownstick.

  • @anaperez5442
    @anaperez5442 5 років тому +253

    "I don't know why he's so bent out of shape"
    Seriously?!?
    McConnell's not fit to tie the shoelaces of these first responder.
    What a sad, poor and pathetic excuse for a human being!!!

    • @firefox5926
      @firefox5926 5 років тому +6

      and what does it say about the people who keep re electing him...

    • @greggbuchman8215
      @greggbuchman8215 5 років тому +2

      Isn’t it amazing, too, how Mitch got a free pass from Fix & Fiends regarding the funds his wife helped him secure for his ‘projects’.

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 років тому +1

      He is worthless and needs to retire !!!

    • @luvmydogs8389
      @luvmydogs8389 5 років тому

      Yeah maybe they should have drug his sorry butt up to New York at the time the towers came down and let him be exposed to the toxins those 1st responders came in contact with. Then he would know what hell those people went through and still are.

  • @LaSmoocherina
    @LaSmoocherina 5 років тому +869

    I love that Stephen lets Jon come on when he’s got something he’s passionate about.

    • @promise72
      @promise72 5 років тому +40

      How do you say NO to your Boss? Don't forget that Jon is still one of the executive producers of LSSC

    • @bhoney1988
      @bhoney1988 5 років тому +32

      He made Colbert famous. I've been watching Stewart since the 90's.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 5 років тому +48

      It's the respect you show a dear friend and mentor.

    • @foamesh
      @foamesh 5 років тому +23

      I imagine the conversation usually goes something like "Naturally man, when and how many times would you like to be on the show?"

    • @PatrickCervantez
      @PatrickCervantez 5 років тому +3

      I think Jon lives there now.

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 5 років тому +603

    Jon Stewart: “Have you no decency!?”
    Mitch McConnell: “Nope.”

    • @pythonfan1
      @pythonfan1 3 роки тому

      That question was rather moot. No offense, Jon. Moscow Mitch is a perfidious little sociopath unlike any other.

  • @outzonechannel4743
    @outzonechannel4743 5 років тому +1729

    McConnell found time to run to FOX "news" pretty quickly just to whine... didn't he?

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 5 років тому +37

      That's why he's so busy.

    • @caseylewis8768
      @caseylewis8768 4 роки тому +22

      Trying to save face. Especially to the Voters who watch FOX. Shameful.

    • @marygibbons2263
      @marygibbons2263 3 роки тому +14

      Let's give that Traitor Moscow Mitch the boot, as well as all the Republican enablers and scumbags! I highly doubt that ANY of them would have run into a burning building to save others.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 роки тому +10

      Why the Hell does Mitch McConnell still have that job.

    • @henryhe5945
      @henryhe5945 3 роки тому +8

      @@aleisaetheridge8682 Let's hope that both Democrats win in Georgia so he won't be majority leader anymore.

  • @Dcramer710
    @Dcramer710 5 років тому +2341

    Came for Jon Stewart. Got Jon Batiste playing the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina of Time.
    I’m okay with this.

    • @Zombie_Scholar
      @Zombie_Scholar 5 років тому +76

      Is there a longer clip of him playing that?? I'd love a full rendition from him! I was floored from the first few seconds of this video.

    • @johnbussiere
      @johnbussiere 5 років тому +16

      It was amazing

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 5 років тому +28

      I came to comment this

    • @ViXtOwN
      @ViXtOwN 5 років тому +11

      THIS!

    • @Mazereaugh
      @Mazereaugh 5 років тому +10

      @@PittsburghSonido Same

  • @Darroc
    @Darroc 5 років тому +362

    Jon goes on Charles Wallace to discuss the issue and McConnell goes on Fox and Friends, I think that tells us plenty about who's really serious about getting the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund back on track.

    • @tima9790
      @tima9790 5 років тому +6

      Chris Wallace ;)

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 5 років тому +1

      I'm guessing he saw A Wrinkle in Time, where the name "Charles Wallace" is yelled out about a hundred times.

    • @dan7564
      @dan7564 5 років тому

      I think it just shows us that Chris Wallace is a reporter who believes that reporting is important to improving America and fox and friends are puppets pretending to be news.

    • @user-xl8cg1bz1f
      @user-xl8cg1bz1f 5 років тому +1

      You forgot jon went to fox 1st right? Oh yeaaahhh but wait what?

    • @isftish
      @isftish 5 років тому

      yeah....just like how John Oliver keeps buying ad time on fox news, and other networks that the current administration only pays attention to LOL

  • @alessiodelcastillo1613
    @alessiodelcastillo1613 4 роки тому +374

    "I know your species isn't known for moving quickly" he's still got it

    • @meganesenpai
      @meganesenpai 3 роки тому +16

      Remember how fast they moved to pass Amy Cony Barett?
      So yeah, they can move so fast if it serves their politic. Buf if it serves American citizen, nah.

    • @sirreoser5668
      @sirreoser5668 3 роки тому

      @@meganesenpai To be fair most snakes will move away as fast as possible if they aren't cornered

  • @elalesound
    @elalesound 5 років тому +500

    McConnell: "am too busy to pass this bill because i have to be on FOX NEWS to argue that am too busy to pass this bill... what?..."

    • @pash9956
      @pash9956 5 років тому +12

      Ha ha! He needs ANOTHER podium...everyone else is sick of him.

    • @Fox.with.a.Dragon.Tattoo
      @Fox.with.a.Dragon.Tattoo 5 років тому +21

      Basically yes!
      Because he's human garbage and shit sculpted into a vaguely person shape.

    • @PRIDECONDITIONING
      @PRIDECONDITIONING 5 років тому +2

      yeah for f***ing real

    • @peachion2
      @peachion2 5 років тому +2

      elalesound funny, what is he so busy doing? The senate isn’t passing any bills.

  • @SkillUp
    @SkillUp 5 років тому +2121

    He played the Song of Storms when Stormy Daniels was on. While I appreciated this Zelda moment, nothing can ever top that.

    • @chantelguinn7517
      @chantelguinn7517 5 років тому +14

      Ermygerd I didn't catch that one

    • @missaelvenegas5161
      @missaelvenegas5161 5 років тому +7

      are you sure it was on this show? can't find an interview with Stormy on this channel

    • @JoeDaksiewicz
      @JoeDaksiewicz 5 років тому +50

      Skill Up I was surprised I had to scroll that far down to see the Zelda acknowledgement!

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 5 років тому +8

      Shilling for Zelda still 😁

    • @cloudit305
      @cloudit305 5 років тому +37

      Lol I caught it thinking "did I just hear that right?". I had to scroll back to make sure a second time.

  • @BrownThunderBass
    @BrownThunderBass 5 років тому +2913

    A little “Lost Woods” from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was a surprise. 🔥🔥🔥

    • @ottoawqatty6210
      @ottoawqatty6210 5 років тому +100

      Love Jon Batiste, man. His Green Hill Zone is also fire.

    • @InuNaruPokeAlchemist
      @InuNaruPokeAlchemist 5 років тому +71

      Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who caught that.

    • @tobikurashiki5800
      @tobikurashiki5800 5 років тому +27

      This made my day.

    • @darklighter66
      @darklighter66 5 років тому +6

      @@InuNaruPokeAlchemist only realised towards the end.

    • @XxNightmare128xX
      @XxNightmare128xX 5 років тому +6

      Huh, eerily similar to the chocobo song from FFXV.. got them confused af Lol

  • @tomkenny3356
    @tomkenny3356 5 років тому +572

    The people we say “never forget”,
    Congress forgot.

    • @jamesbidwell8947
      @jamesbidwell8947 5 років тому +5

      You nailed it on the Head!

    • @fishandchipsinmyasshole
      @fishandchipsinmyasshole 4 роки тому +1

      Pardeep Parmar No, that’s not even true. Not even close. I don’t know where you’re getting this idea that we use a day of tragedy where 3,000 innocent people were murdered as a day to be insensitive to colored people, but it isn’t true.

    • @fishandchipsinmyasshole
      @fishandchipsinmyasshole 4 роки тому +2

      Pardeep Parmar You’re comparing a war, in which German and Soviet forces were sent to fight, to a terrorist attack in which 3,000 innocent people died because of a terrorist group that did not agree with western ideals. And we did not kill “one million brown people” in retaliation. We went to war with a country. Again, very different than murdering thousands of innocents because you just don’t agree with them.

    • @fishandchipsinmyasshole
      @fishandchipsinmyasshole 4 роки тому +1

      Pardeep Parmar If that is your argument, nobody on this planet is innocent. All countries have waged wars, raped innocent civilians, and murdered others. It just depends how far back you go. All countries have bad history.

    • @rexablett943
      @rexablett943 3 роки тому +3

      Republicans forgot

  • @nicholass3964
    @nicholass3964 5 років тому +439

    Jon does a great job of contrasting the plight of ‘those who serve’ vs ‘those who serve themselves!’

  • @InfansDeAter
    @InfansDeAter 5 років тому +263

    Jon living under Stephen's desk is my favourite trope.

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 5 років тому +339

    go Jon, go Jon, go Jon!
    Jon Stewart *thank you* for all you are doing
    we are 100% behind you, support you, *thank you*

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +2

      How the hell is there any opposition to this?

    • @tsurek
      @tsurek 5 років тому

      Julia Connell Hes a Fucking Cry Baby

    • @bradford433
      @bradford433 5 років тому +2

      @JS 09 They're dragging their feet on this issue, what makes you think universal health care is any more feasible to them?

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... 5 років тому

      @@tsurek um, who's a cry baby? I don't want to misunderstand your post.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 5 років тому

      @@tsurek you go up to a current first responder - police, fire, ambulance - tell them to their face they're a "cry baby" - you do that - since you're so brave - if you have the guts to do that (which you don't) then go up the first responders of 9/11 - the ones with cancer - or their families for the ones who have passed - you tell them 'you're a cry baby' to their face - make sure they're in a group so you can tell them all at once.

  • @Karimsama
    @Karimsama 5 років тому +777

    Were they just playing the Kokiri Forest theme from Ocarina of Time?!

    • @tylerdrowe
      @tylerdrowe 5 років тому +33

      Right!? I thought I was tripping. Kudos for affirming my sanity.

    • @Karimsama
      @Karimsama 5 років тому +53

      @@tylerdrowe I asked Google and aparently the guy is an extremely talented musician and he learned music because of video games.

    • @AvroBellow
      @AvroBellow 5 років тому +13

      Yep, Saria's Song.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +12

      Lost woods but yeah.

    • @et3inuyasha
      @et3inuyasha 4 роки тому +6

      Saria's song, played in the Lost Woods.

  • @thedahkterizzin8831
    @thedahkterizzin8831 5 років тому +483

    Good! You're a hero, John, supporting heroes.

    • @goblinounours
      @goblinounours 5 років тому +8

      (psssst, there's no H, it's Jon Stewart) ;)

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 5 років тому +7

      Politicians should work for us, not the other way around. Tear em all down Jon!

    • @thedahkterizzin8831
      @thedahkterizzin8831 5 років тому +2

      @@goblinounours I forgot. Oops!

    • @Ectava
      @Ectava 5 років тому +1

      @@jokarpinski22 They forgot that a loooooong time ago.

  • @MarkWilson-rn8tx
    @MarkWilson-rn8tx 5 років тому +653

    What's really sad is that John Stewart feels he has to be there. Thank goodness he was. Someone has to never forget.

    • @thomasfletcher1971
      @thomasfletcher1971 5 років тому +2

      Yes , lets not forget the things Obama did ! Fast + Furious , IRS targeting , giving Iran 2 billion dollars , being against Israel , hiding the truth about Benghazi , lying about his "great" healthcare , spying on Americans for political reasons (felony) and being a closet homosexual .
      NEVER FORGET !

    • @raystation8
      @raystation8 5 років тому +3

      Hayden Williams no he didn’t fail. He trolled like trolls do and got a reaction out of you like he wanted...

    • @sandrablanco6592
      @sandrablanco6592 5 років тому +4

      Hayden Williams Thank You, thank you, thank you. Seems that the potus45 trolls are wearing a new wig.

    • @FoolOfATuque
      @FoolOfATuque 5 років тому +8

      @@thomasfletcher1971 Loser...we talk about 9/11 victims and you bring up Obama. You're such a loser!

    • @kandikane923
      @kandikane923 5 років тому

      You f***king troll!

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 5 років тому +329

    Politicians never seem to learn not to pick fights with comedians. It usually doesn't end well for the politician.

    • @Dihorse371
      @Dihorse371 5 років тому +22

      retnavybrat Well, its the comedians who speak the truth and the politicians act like comedians.

    • @christopher961
      @christopher961 5 років тому +17

      Di Horse what funny is Jon Stewart is the reason Tucker Carlson lost his show on CNN

    • @Nickr3000
      @Nickr3000 5 років тому +1

      Chris Ramirez for real?

    • @Brad5161
      @Brad5161 5 років тому +11

      @@Nickr3000 Absolutely. It was fun to watch. Tucker wanted to hold Stewart to journalism standards he never met.

    • @JohnDoe-et8th
      @JohnDoe-et8th Рік тому

      Trouble is, the comedians have the sass. The politicians actually have the power. Because comedians also usually have a conscience, and politicians don't.

  • @feebeedoc78
    @feebeedoc78 5 років тому +129

    Jon Stewart. INTERNATIONAL treasure! We miss you my friend. Keep fighting the good fight 🇳🇿👍

    • @BrosBeforeHoes-L
      @BrosBeforeHoes-L 5 років тому +3

      Rose S Damn is that a kiwi flag there? Nice

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      I truly believe that someday soon, good will triumph over evil!

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 5 років тому

      btown bomber99
      Sure is bro.

  • @brandonwei2430
    @brandonwei2430 5 років тому +756

    That McConnell makes this about Jon Stewart rather than about the first responders, NYPD, and FDNY shows the level of vileness that his species exudes

    • @Nick17354
      @Nick17354 5 років тому +37

      Disgusting isn't he? We can only hope he won't be Majority Leader next year. Maybe he will actually get voted out. Need someone damn good to primary the shit out of him.

    • @susanbrown9606
      @susanbrown9606 5 років тому +3

      AMEN

    • @ragglock
      @ragglock 5 років тому +4

      @Bjarke Stemann #klimatosser unite 👍

    • @makeitmakesense4836
      @makeitmakesense4836 5 років тому +3

      @@Nick17354 WE WILL BE GETTING RID OF ALL THOSE DISGUSTING GREEDY SOULLESS PIECES OF SHIT ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 #BERNIE2020 #US #OURCIVILRIGHTSMOVEMENT #ONELOVE
      #TANGIBLES

    • @gracegrimmly3060
      @gracegrimmly3060 5 років тому +15

      Don't do our turtles like that.

  • @krazyoldkatlady192
    @krazyoldkatlady192 5 років тому +865

    "I know your species isn't known for moving quickly" 🤣

    • @larrylinn8589
      @larrylinn8589 5 років тому +2

      Stewart was very serious here. However, in the tradition of Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl, Dick Gregory, the Smother Brothers, George Carlin, Janeane Garofalo, Lewis Black, and others, Mitch McConnell would know not to counter them, they would make him look bad!

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 років тому +1

      I thought that was a White Whale reference

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 5 років тому +5

      I know the phrase "bone-headed turtle" didn't enter my vocabulary until it did so in tandem with McConnell's stupid face.

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 років тому +4

      He makes turtles look like Olympic track stars. Besides, I like turtles

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 років тому +5

      @@russmartin9549
      He looks like an ancient version of Dana Carvey's turtle costume in _Master of Disguise._ (Don't watch it!)

  • @EmpressTarotGabbyTurner
    @EmpressTarotGabbyTurner 5 років тому +190

    "Have you had problems with Mitch McConnell?"
    Jon Stewart (and all of us): "Uh, yes." lol.

  • @marcusroberts7277
    @marcusroberts7277 5 років тому +1726

    Were they playing music from the legend of Zelda?! 😂

    • @thaily6326
      @thaily6326 5 років тому +187

      lol totally lost woods from Ocarina of Time.

    • @marinemccord1059
      @marinemccord1059 5 років тому +51

      Thank god I’m not crazy I thought the same thing 🤣

    • @Jsme5t2010
      @Jsme5t2010 5 років тому +17

      this is what you got from this? Dang

    • @fifzeppelin
      @fifzeppelin 5 років тому +42

      John originally learned how to play piano transposing video game music by ear.

    • @ARPLATINUM
      @ARPLATINUM 5 років тому +20

      Same here...was like...uhhhh....ZELDA?

  • @Htx.lunatic
    @Htx.lunatic 5 років тому +3029

    No time to attend the 9/11 committee, but he found time to go on Fox

    • @kikamonju
      @kikamonju 5 років тому +77

      Exactly!

    • @vivelaresistance3239
      @vivelaresistance3239 5 років тому +78

      This is as shameful as the way veterans are treated by the VA. Use ‘em up, forget about ‘em.

    • @lazy-assed-genius1306
      @lazy-assed-genius1306 5 років тому +6

      wow..you must work for Fox News or something.....Troll

    • @mdj300
      @mdj300 5 років тому +19

      Right! Ole jiggly neck bastard

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 років тому +21

      @@mdj300 Old Chinless McConnell.

  • @nicholi8933
    @nicholi8933 5 років тому +167

    This was great, Jon's speech the other day was so moving.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 років тому

      Yes, true, I watch snippets. I love Jon.

  • @abigailtotus5061
    @abigailtotus5061 5 років тому +80

    I want someone to look at me the way Stephen Colbert looks at Jon Stewart. ❤️

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 5 років тому +116

    😂😂😂OMG Stewart nailed that! "I'm sorry Senator, I know your species isn't known for...moving quickly." 😂😂😂😂😂...😄😄😄😄...😂😂👋👋👋👋 Perfect!

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours 5 років тому +235

    The video of Jon asking Congress in front of a half-empty room was heart breaking.

    • @eno2870
      @eno2870 5 років тому +5

      To be fair, the room was more than half empty. It was that way because it was a subcommittee meeting being held in the room used for the full committee. Only like 1/4 of the members were supposed to be there, and almost all of those were there. I'm not sure Jon actually understood that at the time, though he did give one hell of a speech.

    • @tima9790
      @tima9790 5 років тому +4

      @@eno2870 Are you sure, though? Because I heard that too, but McConnell said on F&F that they weren't there because they were busy, not because they weren't supposed to be.

    • @songyani3992
      @songyani3992 5 років тому +1

      tim allfrey “Busy” yeah right

    • @amw7828
      @amw7828 5 років тому

      goblinounours Yeah his testimony and “When They See Us” are two vids I couldn’t watch; I only got through the first 5 minutes of both😩

    • @eno2870
      @eno2870 5 років тому +1

      @@tima9790 - Fairly certain. A politico article broke down the situation and one of their main points was that only a dozen or so of the full 40 something committee were supposed to be present, and that Jon most likely misunderstood this.
      McConnell likely just finds it easier to mislead everyone rather than try to explain the truth. "We're busy" is simpler than an in depth explanation about the difference between subcommittees and full committee meetings.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 років тому +452

    *nerding out* OMG did they just play their own version of Lost Woods, from Legend of Zelda, on national TV??? For THE John Stewart? That's amazing!!!

    • @MrHypnofan
      @MrHypnofan 5 років тому +28

      They did, but technically it is a real piece of classical music called "Pavanne for a Dead Princess" by Gabriel Faure.

    • @DavoToGo
      @DavoToGo 5 років тому +7

      I heard this too!! Saria's Song!

    • @Missingo32
      @Missingo32 5 років тому +12

      @@MrHypnofan The original comment is referring to what they were playing at the beginning of the video. Also, the outro is simply Pavane by Fauré... I believe you're confusing it with Ravel's work of a more descriptive title. They're all great works, though, and appreciated nods from Jon Baptiste

    • @n2nyanimeboy
      @n2nyanimeboy 5 років тому +3

      o0Avalon0o yeah what the shit, how is this not all over Nintendo's social media?

    • @rashid2898
      @rashid2898 5 років тому

      @@MrHypnofan it does not sound anything like that

  • @Luke_o_lophus
    @Luke_o_lophus 3 роки тому +40

    When he said "...With yoUR JOBS!" That cleared my skin and cured my depression

  • @kapuseta
    @kapuseta 5 років тому +251

    Music from Zelda and Gabriel Faure's Pavane Op. 50? Dope af guys!!

    • @adambutters1218
      @adambutters1218 5 років тому +10

      Lost woods!!!!

    • @Clarissa1287
      @Clarissa1287 5 років тому +3

      I had to rewind and double check that I heard that song correctly!! Mind blown!

    • @bennyb810flicity
      @bennyb810flicity 5 років тому +2

      I'm so glad someone commeted about this. I was deeply in need of reassurance my ears weren't playing tricks on me

    • @LordServbot
      @LordServbot 5 років тому +2

      I thought I was going crazy, but it's true. What a legend.

    • @loganmohler737
      @loganmohler737 5 років тому +1

      Nice buckethead pic!

  • @gulaagjamun
    @gulaagjamun 5 років тому +1043

    Sad day in America when a comedian is doing more for We the People than congress. 2018 midterms was the start of it. Make sure EVERYONE votes in 2020

    • @KuroInu1213
      @KuroInu1213 5 років тому +17

      Yes agreed fellow floridian

    • @gulaagjamun
      @gulaagjamun 5 років тому +17

      KnowThyself Our state itself is screwed. Desantis has been better than i thought but i voted for Gillum. Rick scott destroyed this state. Rubio will voted out next election definitely

    • @littleonenire2540
      @littleonenire2540 5 років тому +7

      check out Andrew Yang any interview no matter what your into Fox News, MSNBC, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, The Breakfast Club, Sam Harris, TYT, Rubin just pick one and listen you won't regret it. He is truly for the people for everyone & wants to solve the 21century problems with actual solutions Humanity First

    • @KuroInu1213
      @KuroInu1213 5 років тому +6

      @@gulaagjamun i voted for Gulliam too and the only reason I think desantis (so tempted to call him a mantis) is doing better is because we arent make money with the red tide shit scott put us trough. So he put agreed to be eco friendly and shit. But I'm more afraid of the immigration, gun safety and healthcare stuff that he might pass since he is a Republican (and followed a similar makerting to trumps) and benefit from their skewed views. We need to inform more people and get better education and teach and pratice respect.

    • @rickdaniel3230
      @rickdaniel3230 5 років тому +4

      Also sad to realize after that whole eye opening piece, the comments are more numerous about the band playing Legend of Zelda music...

  • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
    @Jaywalk-uq6wy 5 років тому +75

    “I didn’t know that they were busy.....”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @dennisholliday2454
      @dennisholliday2454 5 років тому

      "I didn't mean to interrupt them ......WITH THEIR JOBS!!"......LOL John nailed it!!

    • @broddr
      @broddr 5 років тому

      Jaywalk 2020 -- except that the Senate is not that busy. McConnell is refusing to bring up for vote many bills that a busy House has passed this year.

  • @Hurrishane03
    @Hurrishane03 3 роки тому +30

    McConnell’s response with, “I don’t know why he’s bent out of shape,” just makes my skin crawl. Truth is he does know why and he’s ignoring those Americans that risked their lives for us

  • @rhondasampson3109
    @rhondasampson3109 5 років тому +357

    I so adore Jon Stewart. He has a huge heart and geniune respect for his fellow man, Unlike the turtle man.

    • @shutupandmakemeasandwich6991
      @shutupandmakemeasandwich6991 5 років тому

      @INDIVIDUAL ONE You are correct! He is just another Hollywood elite trying to make a splash in the public eye. Why did it take Stewart so many years after 911 to start crying?

  • @gsherlock
    @gsherlock 5 років тому +1274

    They were pretty quick when it came to passing tax cuts for themselves and their donors.

    • @steverogers6825
      @steverogers6825 5 років тому +75

      And stealing a Supreme court seat.

    • @WormholeJim
      @WormholeJim 5 років тому +34

      Everything is timing: Get renowned among your peers for your ability to filibuster for days under Obama; Threaten to use you majority in congress to ban filibustering the minute it looks like the dems will use it under Trump. Hey-ho! Business as usual for the grand old pussygrappers.

    • @mikejrexec
      @mikejrexec 5 років тому +38

      @doobiewah357 is a Russian troll...do not feed

    • @WilliamW1979
      @WilliamW1979 5 років тому +42

      @doobiewah357 wow, why don't you stop watching FOX and read the stats from IRS.GOV because the average household LOST MONEY unless you were rich.

    • @Crow-me1er
      @Crow-me1er 5 років тому

      Gavin Sherlock worked all day and all night!

  • @MeBeCreepy
    @MeBeCreepy 5 років тому +309

    *Legend of Zelda's Lost Woods playing*
    OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!

    • @terrylevert3547
      @terrylevert3547 5 років тому +25

      DirectorG I scrolled and scrolled until I found your comment.. 🤩😂

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 років тому +15

      YES!! I was like wait. Do my ears deceive me? LEGEND OF ZELDA!?! YEAHHHSSSSS!!! 😭😭😭

    • @Boskibro
      @Boskibro 5 років тому +4

      Same I was like Wtf lmao

    • @notlodar
      @notlodar 5 років тому +1

      Why is this so far down

    • @Llova1
      @Llova1 5 років тому +2

      THANK YOU! I was worried I was going crazy

  • @MagnumPEI1
    @MagnumPEI1 6 місяців тому +4

    was done...and because of Jons efforts!

  • @verve2831
    @verve2831 5 років тому +240

    6:36 The way Jon jumps on Stephen's lap.
    I'm laughing crying seeing these two together again.

  • @WyzgalBert
    @WyzgalBert 5 років тому +128

    We love both of you, Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert! Thank you for all you do!!!

    • @theonefromperu
      @theonefromperu 5 років тому +3

      Stewart/Colbert 2020.

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 5 років тому

      These two give me life.

    • @WyzgalBert
      @WyzgalBert 5 років тому

      @@theonefromperu I would vastly prefer these two in office rather than the current clowns!

  • @nickwhite7891
    @nickwhite7891 5 років тому +684

    Nice. Opening song - Lost Woods from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

    • @SirWasuHemaso
      @SirWasuHemaso 5 років тому +89

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated this. Was not disappointed. Cheers

    • @ARL1911
      @ARL1911 5 років тому +8

      Knew it!

    • @cianleteo
      @cianleteo 5 років тому +7

      Me too!

    • @sweettangoTIMMY
      @sweettangoTIMMY 5 років тому +4

      Show feet

    • @shishiomakoto4788
      @shishiomakoto4788 5 років тому +6

      What about the ending outro

  • @kamlando3089
    @kamlando3089 3 роки тому +49

    If Jon Stewart was to run for President in 2024, I would vote for him.

  • @alexanderkennedy8394
    @alexanderkennedy8394 5 років тому +125

    Jon Stewart is so inspiring. He stands up for the people who deserve and need it most. Time someone took a stand.

  • @MAC-op5fc
    @MAC-op5fc 5 років тому +211

    "Don't make them beg." Not unreasonable. I love you Jon Stewart!

    • @frostamatus
      @frostamatus 5 років тому +6

      Watching this just made me miss the Daily Show with him... Trevor's not bad. But this just reminded me that nobody does this as well as Jon does.

    • @bakersupreme2010
      @bakersupreme2010 5 років тому +1

      @@frostamatus You've got that right!

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 5 років тому +86

    Jon Stewart isn't slowing down since retirement. And seeing him help the 9/11 first responders is astounding. He's a class act through and through.

  • @mikeno.9308
    @mikeno.9308 5 років тому +44

    He totally said “F*cks News”

  • @Yan9006
    @Yan9006 5 років тому +239

    John Stewart is a hero, real patriot, tons of respect for this gentleman.

    • @RealPatrickBateman1
      @RealPatrickBateman1 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s just another actor playing his part in this political theater

    • @Yan9006
      @Yan9006 5 років тому +8

      Victory Royal better than those doing nothing....and eat my tax money

    • @PuppyMonkeyBabyy
      @PuppyMonkeyBabyy 5 років тому +1

      I haven't been able to watch the Daily Show since Jon left.

    • @daledillard3281
      @daledillard3281 5 років тому

      Victor royal I so agree with you. Stewart is full of shit. How can people be so stupid to fall for this scumbag?

    • @lynnpabontheelitehero6579
      @lynnpabontheelitehero6579 5 років тому +12

      Not sure how he's full of shit... He's not getting anything out of this. What other reason is there?

  • @dalekenjarvis
    @dalekenjarvis 5 років тому +353

    Back 18 years ago I had a 'DITCH MITCH' sticker on my pick-up truck
    (I lived in Paducah KY).

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 5 років тому +9

      ouch, any hope Mitch'll get ditched any time soon? Never been to KY, and I admit to being biased against it based bc of Mitch.....

    • @claywest5322
      @claywest5322 5 років тому +8

      I bet he hasn't spent a month in Kentucky since he went to Washington in the 80's! I'm in Livingston County

    • @mdtaylor2274
      @mdtaylor2274 5 років тому +2

      I remember that sticker and I used to live in Louisville. Couldn't join them so I left the country.

    • @WilliamW1979
      @WilliamW1979 5 років тому +5

      Kentucky needs to put up a lot of advertising saying Mitch is unamerican quoting how he disrespects 9-11 heroes. Then deport anyone who votes for him.

    • @lassie999
      @lassie999 5 років тому +4

      Please get another one for your car and all your friends too. Good Luck get rid of mitch he is a little man

  • @profanegaming2829
    @profanegaming2829 5 років тому +380

    Clicked for Jon. Stayed for The Lost Woods theme.

    • @shishiomakoto4788
      @shishiomakoto4788 5 років тому +2

      The trick is the ending song

    • @MarX8883
      @MarX8883 5 років тому +4

      Thought I was the only one who noticed. 😊

    • @minasparker1421
      @minasparker1421 5 років тому

      @@shishiomakoto4788 I'm fucking going insane trying to remember what song that is, I 100% recognize the melody and I just can't piece together the source in my head even though I know damn well it's a song I love...

    • @iancossey105
      @iancossey105 5 років тому +2

      @@minasparker1421 If you mean the tune at the end, it seems to be a version of Faure's Pavane (Op.50)

    • @jeezythecat
      @jeezythecat 5 років тому +2

      @@minasparker1421 It's from Zelda: Ocarina of Time, great music in that game :)

  • @奚景旸
    @奚景旸 5 років тому +190

    came for Jon, did not expect the zelda music.
    10/10

  • @Varsocona
    @Varsocona 5 років тому +276

    That moment when you realize the Late Show's continuity of having Jon Stewart living under Stephen's desk is more consistent than the last season of Game of Thrones.

    • @ToddHowar.d
      @ToddHowar.d 5 років тому +7

      I know right, I love it

  • @bridge4
    @bridge4 5 років тому +479

    as always, bravo to Jon, as well as to Stephen for giving him more airtime on this much needed bill. thanks! (McConnell is the worst)

    • @danicajekic1595
      @danicajekic1595 5 років тому +3

      bridge4 100% agree!
      (btw I’m a big fan of your vids!! )

    • @bridge4
      @bridge4 5 років тому +1

      @@danicajekic1595 thanks Danica :))

    • @dogfish3373
      @dogfish3373 5 років тому +2

      @@bridge4 Couldn't agree more. Cool seeing you here by the way, big fan.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 5 років тому +4

      He is worse than Cersei and Tywin combined and they aren't even real.

    • @bridge4
      @bridge4 5 років тому +3

      @@dogfish3373 thanks dogfish. As far as this issue, I feel bad because I heard jon speaking in Congress a few months ago if I'm not mistaken, but had forgotten about it until I caught his heart wrenching speech live last week or the week before.
      And hes been at this for years if I'm not mistaken. So its upsetting that it's taken this long, and on a personal l level, its upsetting that I had heard about it and forgot about it :-/
      Major props for jon choosing to spend his freetime fighting the good fight :))

  • @Bruxel
    @Bruxel 5 років тому +1236

    Did they really open up with some legend of Zelda lost woods

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 років тому +9

      I thought it was fusion.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 5 років тому +53

      yes holy shit

    • @sleepngdemon
      @sleepngdemon 5 років тому +45

      I was like waaaaiit

    • @SatoshiMatrix1
      @SatoshiMatrix1 5 років тому +68

      Jonathan Batiste is the man. He's actually done many videogame covers over the years. Last year he did a fucking amazing cover of the Megaman X title theme. Google it, there was a destructoid article on it.

    • @nrincon96
      @nrincon96 5 років тому +7

      He's played that one a few times now

  • @TommyGlint
    @TommyGlint 4 роки тому +28

    These people didn’t break a leg or injure their back working in that pile at Ground Zero. They are dying of cancer and other diseases connected to working that place. Dying.
    So the “we’ll get to it when we get to it” attitude is just arrogant in the extreme.
    I don’t get USA it sometimes.... in my country a man like Senator McConnell couldn’t run and win as waste disposal manager in the smallest town if these shananigans had come out.

  • @erikheim84
    @erikheim84 5 років тому +199

    It's a damn shame that our heroes have to beg for care in this country that claims to 'never forget.'

    • @theresemartin3075
      @theresemartin3075 5 років тому +10

      E.H. never forget unless it involves money ...McConnell is evil

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 5 років тому +4

      "oh, survivors of 9/11... I wonder what I could get out of it" - mcconnell is a P.O.S

    • @LibeliumDragonfly
      @LibeliumDragonfly 5 років тому +5

      Yes, because actually treating them like human beings is "communist", as some would say. As a Canadian this is so strange to watch, but at the same time, there is a conceited effort to make Canada more like the US, in that regards, which makes me sad.

    • @theresemartin3075
      @theresemartin3075 5 років тому

      despairedboy Oh please, I have been to Canada many, many times....I love your country and the people!!!! Please never change! (I may need to move there some day!)

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 років тому +1

      It’s disgusting honestly.

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 5 років тому +222

    Jon Stewart is a national treasure. Sending my love from England.

    • @LiberalinOregon
      @LiberalinOregon 5 років тому +12

      AllAboutTheAFC
      International treasure
      We can share him.
      Greetings from Oregon, USA

    • @greyerbaby3323
      @greyerbaby3323 5 років тому +6

      Ali Durand Thank you from New Zealand :)

    • @narelleworks8448
      @narelleworks8448 5 років тому +6

      Sending my love from Brisbane, Australia.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +4

      Jon lives under that desk, you know. It's oddly roomy down there, like a TARDIS

    • @elaineandjohn9599
      @elaineandjohn9599 5 років тому +6

      👍❤️ from Canada too.

  • @Nik-tq2hl
    @Nik-tq2hl 5 років тому +647

    I see you Late Show Band, rocking that Zelda music.

  • @sonyahannah
    @sonyahannah 5 років тому +24

    I miss Jon! And I love to see him and Stephen enjoying one another's minds.

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 5 років тому +438

    "(...) Listen senator, I know that your species isn't known for moving quickly(...)" hahaha hahaha I died🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @Lstar07
      @Lstar07 5 років тому +8

      Nesta Nesta Sit your ass down somewhere. Too many of you say things you’d never let slip in real life. The online disinhibition effect is way too real.

    • @nestanesta9366
      @nestanesta9366 5 років тому

      @@Lstar07 l wouldn't say anything online that l wouldn't say and step up to in real life.

    • @nestanesta9366
      @nestanesta9366 5 років тому

      @@thacrypt223 l'm just saying be original.

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking slug. Turtles have a spine.

    • @sifuculreif6448
      @sifuculreif6448 5 років тому +3

      "A little red meat for the Base."

  • @user-uo1qr6vn1q
    @user-uo1qr6vn1q 5 років тому +209

    “Thoughts and Prayers.” That’s the extent of the empathy McConnell and the rest of the Republicans (including their voters) have towards anything that doesn’t personally effect them.

    • @isaac-qn6qb
      @isaac-qn6qb 5 років тому

      G2 that’s a massive generalization to say that half the country only cares about themselves. Care to back up this massive accusation?

    • @Zenapprentice
      @Zenapprentice 5 років тому

      G2 Democrats too bud.

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 5 років тому +1

      G2 Except when it comes to fetuses that they dearly feel like saving, or when there’s a white mass shooter for a change, ...

    • @tylercarlson2448
      @tylercarlson2448 5 років тому +2

      @@Zenapprentice so no denial huh? Just saying "you do it too"? Good defense

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 5 років тому +1

      IKR...Republican prosperity televangelist politicians....pay for pray.

  • @FosterZygote
    @FosterZygote 5 років тому +441

    "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain
    Mitch... Please, PLEASE... Get into a public war of words with a comedian who holds the moral high ground.

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 5 років тому +24

      ... And then get into a wood chipper. Feet first.
      Sorry. I loathe that man.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому +8

      Oh, what a lovely hill to die on would it be, ain't so, Mr Mc🐢

    • @LarsBlitzer
      @LarsBlitzer 5 років тому +7

      Mitch getting into a public slapfight with Jon? He'll be obliterated!

    • @tiny99990
      @tiny99990 5 років тому +6

      Not just a comedian who holds the moral ground, he is also one of the sharpest comedians around today, with a wit thats fast and sharp...

    • @FosterZygote
      @FosterZygote 5 років тому +1

      It would be more of a thrashing than Patton Oswalt vs. Martin Shkreli.

  • @asterix811
    @asterix811 5 років тому +127

    You have to feel bad for John Stewart. He’s been unemployed for years and has had to resort to living under Stephan Colbert’s desk.

    • @m.nelson2157
      @m.nelson2157 5 років тому +2

      No pity. He's a bum

    • @Yeggman
      @Yeggman 4 роки тому +3

      Being off screen doesn't necessarily mean being unemployed. Jon Stewart has time for other projects, but I guess you were trying to be ironic.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 4 роки тому +9

      @@Yeggman yes it was a joke

    • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
      @marloyorkrodriguez9975 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah he’s also digging a tunnel to connect to Stephen’s under desk

    • @alansalgado2740
      @alansalgado2740 3 роки тому +1

      He’s the producer...

  • @gusstavv
    @gusstavv 5 років тому +233

    It's sad to see how comedians make more sense than politicians.
    Jon has earned the most sincere kind of respect for helping to fight those without a voice.

    • @mobaby1979
      @mobaby1979 5 років тому +5

      he's fighting people without voices?

    • @facetime4me
      @facetime4me 5 років тому +1

      mobaby1979 FOR. Get it now?

    • @wheatboi8255
      @wheatboi8255 5 років тому +1

      A comedian makes a joke about a conservative. Conservatives lose their minds. Trump *"JOKES"* about inviting Russia to hack his political enemies and those same people jump up and down screeching "It's just a joke! Get a sense of humor, libtards!!" In America we hold comedians to higher standards than politicians.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 5 років тому

      Wheatboi But "his" jokes "45" prove to be true. So sad.
      I don't think Mr. McConnell is an actual turtle....but time will tell.

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 5 років тому +838

    I find this constant comparing Mitch McConnell to a turtle offensive to turtles

    • @michaelsparkson
      @michaelsparkson 5 років тому +20

      No one in my DnD campaign will play a Tortle b/c of these constant unfair comparisons.

    • @MsLavelle76
      @MsLavelle76 5 років тому +4

      😄

    • @alicecooper3646
      @alicecooper3646 5 років тому +16

      I say tortoise: a lot more dry and wrinkly

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 5 років тому +3

      well he may be slow but he's not a turtle cause you do know who won between the tortoise and the hare don't you? and damn did Jon Stewart go grey since the last time i saw him

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 років тому +7

      Hey, obviously, turtle, tortoises, and even sloths, are so offended, they won't even talk to us. . . .

  • @Kristine_202
    @Kristine_202 5 років тому +381

    Can we stop with the turtle references? (I know, I just made one in the comments. I instantly regretted it.)
    It's insulting to turtles and turtles are awesome. McConnell is no turtle.

    • @Praxidike100
      @Praxidike100 5 років тому +21

      Turtles are adorable, especially when they eat strawberries. Mitch McConnell, not so much.

    • @brandyspain7125
      @brandyspain7125 5 років тому +7

      I just call him Gargamel

    • @laymanlogic
      @laymanlogic 5 років тому +8

      Yes turtles move slowly forward....Mitch moves quickly backwards.

    • @vickybartistry3292
      @vickybartistry3292 5 років тому +2

      Ikr I love turtles...I dont not even remotely like Mitch lol

    • @ethanjones1521
      @ethanjones1521 5 років тому +1

      You're right! He's a snake 😂

  • @tharindukottegoda989
    @tharindukottegoda989 3 роки тому +11

    Say it with me, MINORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL!!!!

  • @THR33STEP
    @THR33STEP 5 років тому +243

    All bosses get “bent out of shape” when their employee doesn’t do their job. Do your job Mitch!

    • @emcdonald496
      @emcdonald496 5 років тому +10

      THR33STEP THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT PEOPLE NEED TO REMEMBER THOSE ASSHOLES WORK FOR US

    • @agentsmidt3209
      @agentsmidt3209 5 років тому +1

      He is not our boss...it's the other way around. How do we conflate this really? We have given these narcissistic nutjobs too much power, we have agency...the people of Hong Kong are a testament of that. When did we lose our balls and become this complacent?

    • @Amy-oo7mm
      @Amy-oo7mm 5 років тому +1

      I honestly don't know which I love more, your beautiful comment or your Doctor Who themed avatar.

  • @missbeatricehaven8204
    @missbeatricehaven8204 5 років тому +33

    Jon Steward has my full admiration. George Carlin once said to a young Jon Stewart “You are going to show us a lot and I look forward to it”. Jon Stewart you have more than fulfilled that prophecy.... George would be so proud of what you’re doing.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 5 років тому +450

    "It sounds to me like he's looking for some way to take offense."
    Mitch... that would require _your_ level of effort.

    • @Amy-oo7mm
      @Amy-oo7mm 5 років тому +14

      Seriously. That moron isn't even putting in an effort to hide his apathy.

  • @Zapdos7471
    @Zapdos7471 5 років тому +91

    Opening music: Lost Woods from Legend of Zelda: OoT
    Closing music: Gabriel Faure’s Pavane, Op 50
    Amazing selections.

    • @keithhartley4451
      @keithhartley4451 3 роки тому

      THE ENDING WAS DRIVING ME MAD! OF COURSE ITS FAURE! thank you!

  • @Anna-ls6vk
    @Anna-ls6vk 5 років тому +160

    Oh Jon, you brilliant man. Keep fighting the good fight!

    • @jameswatt4135
      @jameswatt4135 5 років тому +1

      hi dee

    • @Anna-ls6vk
      @Anna-ls6vk 5 років тому

      @@jameswatt4135 Hi James, hope you enjoyed watching this as much as I did!

    • @jameswatt4135
      @jameswatt4135 5 років тому

      Dee i did, we must have so much in common not to hook up or something

  • @waypointb
    @waypointb 5 років тому +81

    I love how Jon doesn't get intros at all, he just sort of emerges from below the desk like some kind of studio sewer hobo.

  • @elidames6889
    @elidames6889 5 років тому +55

    You pissed off a guy who has nothing but time McConnel. There is nothing more persistent than a guy who has anger in his heart, and time to express it to the source.

    • @Uhlersoth77
      @Uhlersoth77 5 років тому

      It's not just the anger in his heart, but also the love for the 9/11 Fist Responders, that makes him so persistent. Perhaps even more so the latter.

    • @songyani3992
      @songyani3992 5 років тому

      We should continue to smack Mitch“turtle”McConnell until the day he die

  • @FehadBilgramiChannel1
    @FehadBilgramiChannel1 5 років тому +272

    Cannot believe US has leaders like McConnell. I pity you guys.
    Hope and pray it gets sorted

    • @Codemned
      @Codemned 5 років тому +6

      Praying gets you nowhere.

    • @FehadBilgramiChannel1
      @FehadBilgramiChannel1 5 років тому +12

      Live Music nowhere’s better than here

    • @FEV369
      @FEV369 5 років тому

      Why where do you come from... I'm pretty sure you have just as bad or worse.

    • @FehadBilgramiChannel1
      @FehadBilgramiChannel1 5 років тому +7

      david abe nope, Australia is nothing like this

    • @FEV369
      @FEV369 5 років тому

      @@FehadBilgramiChannel1 Odd, I had seen in many ways Australia is just as bad or worse... I find it's best to not get too involved with other countries politics when you don't live under their rules... It makes you looks like an ass, much like you =D

  • @chrismessenger2392
    @chrismessenger2392 5 років тому +67

    That was AWESOME!!GOD! I miss Jon Stewart!

  • @PeterGonzalezLee
    @PeterGonzalezLee 5 років тому +201

    Why did you retire Jon? This country needs your voice now more than EVER!

    • @ArloMathis
      @ArloMathis 5 років тому +48

      Unfortunately doing his job has a huge personal, emotional, and mental toll via the stresses of keeping up with and analyzing all the crazy shit that happens and being consistently depressed by the current political climate. Like Obama, it's nice that he pops up now and again, but to be honest he's earned the rest.

    • @Silenttalker22
      @Silenttalker22 5 років тому +17

      @@ArloMathis Right? You can see how much he cares for what he talks about, and how frustrating it must be to hamstrung by this kind of institutionalized, self-concerned villainy. It's akin to any of those press conferences where Obama would get exasperated when trying to push for something that be believed was good for the people, only to have the partisan politics undermine it for their own interests.

    • @jonathangorman2809
      @jonathangorman2809 5 років тому +9

      Short answer: He was trying to get away from all the political bullshit. It turns out that that didn't go as planned.

    • @432cdu
      @432cdu 5 років тому

      He is one of the lucky ones, notice the ratings plummeted when the democrats made all the tv hosts trash POTUS? That didn't work out well for any of them.

    • @alexannebassett7212
      @alexannebassett7212 5 років тому +1

      Yes, we need him, and miss him SOOO much, but you’ve gotta admit Trevor Noah is a better successor than we could have ever expected on The Daily Show. If only we could have both! But yes, Jon deserves his retirement. Can’t imagine doing that intense job for 16 years!

  • @KaDaJxClonE
    @KaDaJxClonE 5 років тому +28

    When they were both on comedy central, I preferred Jon Stewart over Stephen... but now, I cant get enough of them both (and John Oliver!)

    • @elisepentz1063
      @elisepentz1063 4 роки тому +1

      I LOVED Colbert, but I loved them both

  • @dustinanglin
    @dustinanglin 5 років тому +228

    1) McConnell is a blight on the Senate
    2) We miss you Jon
    3) Saria's Song!

  • @killerweasel
    @killerweasel 5 років тому +128

    Jon Stewart has the universes most powerful puppy dog eyes.

  • @KnickieR2682
    @KnickieR2682 5 років тому +747

    I as an American Taxpayer want my taxes going to help those heroes!

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 5 років тому +4

      It's a New York problem.

    • @joannaradacina2585
      @joannaradacina2585 5 років тому +27

      @@vivigesso3756
      Not true, we, America, has been in the stupid war for the last 20 years. If is a New York problem, only New Yorkers should have been deployed in Afghanistan.

    • @ToddHowar.d
      @ToddHowar.d 5 років тому +19

      pp rr it’s an American problem, planes didn’t only crash in New York

    • @adamwallasky389
      @adamwallasky389 5 років тому +19

      @@vivigesso3756 Pearl Harbor wasn't a Hawaii problem. We were attacked by a foreign power, not a country like Pearl Harbor, but a power nonetheless.

    • @MrPoopaloops
      @MrPoopaloops 5 років тому +6

      @@askquestions6577 how about as long as current and former members of Congress and Senate get free lifetime health care then so should every other government employee as they do much more good than anyone sitting in those seats do.

  • @unclehomer8981
    @unclehomer8981 4 роки тому +11

    We need more people of Jon Stewart's calibre in this world. There's nobody who can better articulate their emotions and opinions with wit intertwined.

  • @JonHallv2
    @JonHallv2 5 років тому +151

    I miss Jon Stewart so much, words of wisdom, straight talker to the point, and with a little salt to the wound of congressional ineptitude.

  • @tavarusyoung2941
    @tavarusyoung2941 5 років тому +175

    Jon go hard. You and all 9/11 first responders "Are appreciated"

    • @cthulhuchrist6289
      @cthulhuchrist6289 5 років тому

      New York deserved it, the bully that is Wall Street should stop picking on skinny brown kids.

  • @niklazz7037
    @niklazz7037 5 років тому +426

    *Mitch McConnell is a bad excuse for a human being"*
    What a disgrace of a turtle...

    • @evanwinn372
      @evanwinn372 5 років тому +3

      I just came here to like this comment.

    • @muzzmac160
      @muzzmac160 5 років тому +16

      An insult to other Turtles.

    • @emilyspector2728
      @emilyspector2728 5 років тому +3

      A sloth would move quicker as if it's ass was on fire than Mitch. Good lord....

    • @unreadthoughts2588
      @unreadthoughts2588 5 років тому +6

      I take offense to that. Turtles have morals!

    • @niklazz7037
      @niklazz7037 5 років тому +3

      @@muzzmac160 I do apologize, you are right. Mitch shouldn't even be used in any metaphors involving animals or humans, parasites seem more fitting!

  • @caffeinefiend9304
    @caffeinefiend9304 5 років тому +42

    Man, I miss Jon Stewart. He seriously needs his own show or even a segment on another show. He would have had a blast with the Trump impeachment and 2020 election.

    • @UniverseUndone7
      @UniverseUndone7 7 місяців тому

      I'm come from the future bearing good news regarding The Daily Show 😃

  • @Cinnuhminn
    @Cinnuhminn 5 років тому +49

    Saria’s Song being played in the beginning?! That’s awesome!

    • @jimmymiller1313
      @jimmymiller1313 5 років тому +3

      I came to the comments to make sure I wasnt the only one who noticed that!!!

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 5 років тому +1

      ikr, also it reminded me of the TP version of the song in the sacred forest

    • @baldybald100
      @baldybald100 5 років тому +1

      Cinnamon I heard that and had to replay it about three times bc I was so glad to hear some Zelda tunes! :-D

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 5 років тому +503

    I freakin' love Jon Stewart. Makes me laugh for over a decade, then spends his retirement helping animals and first responders. Dude's got a heart of gold.