The trolley dilemma: Do you? -a) Let it kill three people- -b) Flip the lever so that it only kills one person- *_c) Put it in the elevator headed to floor three_*
Every time Jaxon does something out the window I'm like "Wtf look at the road when you drive." Then I realize they live on the bottom of the Earth, so worse case scenario in a car accident is they fall into the air.
Great vlog Lachlan, Jaxon and Frenchy. I got tears in my eyes from how much fun the Instastories looked and I laughed and smiled at this video.... Keep it up. I love you guys.
"That's what they did in the Jesus times, you didn't know that? that's why they shook with their right hand" As a Christian I don't think that's Biblically accurate but why not
@@neb519 in third world countries they still do it haha! when I visited India you'd have to make sure you brought toilet paper with you everywhere and always remembered the right hand to shake with otherwise its very rude! not everywhere is as lucky as us
You boys need to do a comedy sketch but with a powerful meaning for all the Aussie farmers and animals suffering from the drought... and put a donation link up ;) you boys could definitely make a difference 💖. ... Also my Nephews names are Cameron Jaxon' and Lachlan... also brothers ... it's a sign.. needs to be done ;) Mooooo it.... I mean Doooo it 👏😂💖
Can't believe Lachlan solved the trolley problem in 2 minutes that's had philosophers puzzled for years. Extraordinary
Best comment, I approve
Yeah, just put the trolley in the elevator and, bye bye!
That's why he's the brains of the operation.
When i saw this i was like fuck hes a genius.. When hes drunk haha
And he was only using 1% of his full power
Fun fact: girls were invented in 1674 by Jonathon Girl!
I can confirm, I was there to see.
I’m his brother, and I can confirm.
Best comment
Looks like hes more interested in the bridge than the girl
obviously
It's a good bridge
Um...a very...very interesting..um..structure..ya
*Than*
Bruh that’s a guy in a bathing suit😭
I feel like I’ve missed out on so much
round 2 of the sesh will kick off when you're back from Europe
This is like Civil War because there is no Thor (Buttsmarn)
Hi Isaac love it vids! Keep up the good work😄
But hey instead you're in Europe
BUTTERBEARD!
title: He picked up a girl
me: *i s t h a t e v e n p o s s i b l e*
Do girls even exist?
Probably possible has you actually being funny while sipping that hateraid
Im more interested how it didnt happen until now, he is hot af
Bruh I thought that was Lachlan with a wig💀
Girls are heavy
Dang those Aussie girls are
Super respectable young ladies
@@rudolfszanders839 no u
@@icannotthinkofaname6248 no u
𝕵𝖆𝖞𝖉𝖊𝖊 no u
Sour Patch Kid no u
Icannotthinkofaname r/woooooosh
Wait there are more than 6 people in Australia?
High budget vlog. Must have hired more actors.
Nope
Only South Australia has less than 10 people lel
Yeah Nah there’s like 30
Australia isnt even real though.
Everything: just being everything. Jaxon: (interacts with female) “cha cha real smooth.”
UUUSGGHHHHWNDIALKSZHIANSBSAINSNBAIZHSVSB THEREA A DAMNN 'enter' BUTTON ON YO KEYBORED DKANDIEIRIB STOP USING SPACING
@@cryus431 type in English and leave the guy alone bro
there’s
something
called
return
that
can
make
you
skip
lines
.
instead
of
spacing
😃
@@rhiannon2002 YES
@@rhiannon2002 i fully agree 100% it triggers md
It was about time, Jaxon be lookin loike a SNACC lately
So thicc 😫😩
Second reply
He doesn’t look like a snacc what u talking about he a full blown feastttt 😩😫😫😫😖😤😣😳😰😥😓🤭😪🤑👅🌚🌝
...Snaccson
Daniel Steer omg mate that's incredible
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly,
He gives trolley bacc
Why has anyone ever typed the words "He protecc He atacc"?
@@RealityCheck6T9 idk
@@gpc5663 Well why did you do it?
@@RealityCheck6T9 this asshole here still hasnt answered the question what do you think of that
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He hit from the bacc
He give trolley bacc
Have U heard of Joe's new album???
Who is joe?
@@pranceryt918 Joe mama
MR.STEALYOGIRL you just fucking killed him dude
Darcey played these girls so well! I mean, it almost looked liked real girls!
The Fairburns are basically just Australian Drake and Josh
True that
"If Drake and Josh was Australian" incoming
@@DeadlyLazer it better
@@dontwaste111 god I hope they make Lachland Josh and Jaxton play Drake.
@@DeadlyLazer we're making it happen Bois!
*takes Jaxon anywhere*
*barking out of the window*
Easy to pick up girls, just use your arms lol
Not all of us are perfect physical specimens like Jackson
*writes frantically into a notepad* Brilliant stuff!
@Sasha Da Masta shut your mouth woman
I was expecting him to pick her up
Lift with your legs not your back
I’m so proud to be Australian especially since we have legends like these top blokes
The trolley dilemma:
Do you?
-a) Let it kill three people-
-b) Flip the lever so that it only kills one person-
*_c) Put it in the elevator headed to floor three_*
elevator?
Yes
Hmmmmm. I kill ,3
This has a very big
*C R A C K H E A D*
Vibe about it
You are the only crackhead here buddy
Must be frenchy
That's part of the "Australia" universe
Herbivore
Was aware mate, I fuckin love it 🥰
wcskeleton
Ikr I’m such a crackhead 🥵
You are the gang my mom would see on the street and instantly cover my eyes
You and me both
You can only say “which camera do I look at?” To rich people.
I just ordered vegemite on Amazon
You won't be disappointed....one way or the other.
JORDANN spread it very thick without butter that’s how beginners are meant to have it
Free delivery
Lol enjoy the taste fam
Every time you get a new jar you have to eat the first spoonful straight.
Every time Jaxon does something out the window I'm like "Wtf look at the road when you drive." Then I realize they live on the bottom of the Earth, so worse case scenario in a car accident is they fall into the air.
*DISCLAIMER*
*THIS VIDEO IS CLICKBAIT*
He never actually picked up a girl.
She was still standing firmly on the ground
he didnt pick her up like to carry her
Andreas yup that was the joke haha........
@@Andreas-um4bk r/wooosh
@@Andreas-um4bk im glad you got that obvious joke
@@PPo2 guys chill i am also joking
They actually brought some fine girls back to their hotel room, mad props
Dang, it was those wicked sunglasses of his.
Lightning strikes a forest approximately 230,000 years ago
Jaxon: “this is fire!”
“Welcome to come on down”
They say to this day the trolly still rides that elevator
Why do people keep saying "elevator" am I going fuckin crazy or somethig
I don’t get it🤔how is Lachlan still single with moves like those?
I volunteer
The coach doesn't doesn't play
*Jaxon
He's also hot af....
No home obviously
I got an instant-crush on him, he's so cute, but I feel like he's a bit younger than me.
when jackson said "you dont have any resumes i can apply for?" is when i realised he's definitely never applied to a job
Why is anyone surprised that the cute one picked up a girl?
If you had any idea of how it's done you should know 95 percent game 2.5 looks 2.5 money
@@MoMo-lx1mc well i'm royally fucked then.
@@MoMo-lx1mc I have no idea what's the game care to help?
@@MoMo-lx1mc so what game is it chess or something
@@tinyrobot9989 It's "The Game", and you lost.
Almost everything in this video happens almost every day in Surfer’s Paradise
Almost nothing happened in this video
Lachlan: I like that bridge, that is a NICE bridge
“Just getting the thumbnail”😂
Congrats on 800 booyyss!
hi
800?
Mhm
Congrats on 1.5 M Boyd’s!
Three hot girls in one group, is this the holy land?
no, this is Patrick
The holy land? Time for another crusade sire?
You don't go outside much do you? :'D
@@Fangoros that's what I was about to say
But isn’t he a 40 year old lady?
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Check the comments
People are gay, Stephen
jessica XD
Thank you. The first video I saw was the Avengers one. I thought it was Jane Foster Thor! lol
After watching about 30 of your sketches in a row, I'm finding it very weird to watch you in a 'normal' habitat
Great vlog Lachlan, Jaxon and Frenchy. I got tears in my eyes from how much fun the Instastories looked and I laughed and smiled at this video.... Keep it up. I love you guys.
no one:
jaxon: that's fire
ONE WHOLE GIRL!??!!!!
(Edit: i actually fell asleep while watching cuse it was 5:00 am, so ye. Didnt see the beach part)
A piece would be worse wouldn't aight
@the Emperor of man half girl
When you accidently say love you bye at the end of a phone call
Watching 20 hours of the fairbairn brothers should be part of the Australian citizenship test
I really find their personalities so attractive and warm. They seem genuinely nice and this somewhat makes them both hot
0:53 I literally was thinking in my head "Damn, that's a nice bridge"... wtf guys
I love how raw the videos are
This is actually my favorite channel
Such a low bar but I really appreciate that you guys aren't weird to or about women in ur videos, its really nice not being let down
Smh just flexing
I can't even get any girls since I'm a bigfoot.
Wbt Bigfoot gurls
Some say there aren't any Bigfoot girls and that bigfoots just spring up from the ground.
Have you considered an Asian girl - you know like a Yeti or something?
Apparently you have internet access.... just use tinder.
how the fuck do you type with your big hairy fingers
Somehow I watched this without paying attention and just rewatched the whole thing, this is gold
1:27 I deadass expected Jaxon to yell “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS.”
"Jaxon every 5 seconds"
*THAT'S FIRE*
_some say the trolley still remains in the elevator to this day..._
Jaxon truly is irresistible
No one:
Jaxon: *IT'S FIRE*
I understand the excitement of seeing infanstructire when you look at farm tings all day
nobody:
jaxon: this is FIYAH
Still can't fathom the niceness of that bridge
Just gained about 9.5x more respect for Jackson after saying tre flip.
He did what most of us could not
so nobody wants to talk about how he's singlehandedly solved the trolley problem?
I question my existence everyday after this video
"That's what they did in the Jesus times, you didn't know that? that's why they shook with their right hand" As a Christian I don't think that's Biblically accurate but why not
Might not be biblically accurate but its historical accurate
@@TheKozzee that's nasty
@@neb519 in third world countries they still do it haha! when I visited India you'd have to make sure you brought toilet paper with you everywhere and always remembered the right hand to shake with otherwise its very rude! not everywhere is as lucky as us
@@TheKozzee that's weird lol. Couldn't they just use a cloth?
@@neb519 haha I'm sure they could but it wouldn't last very long and would not be very hygienic (although a lot of them do not care about hygiene)
Trolley was like father to me
This only makes sense if Lachlan also has a girlfriend
Nah. Jackson is the attractive brother
Thank you for figuring out the age old trolley issue. Now I know how to send them home.
You know you’re doing something right when you have the same tank hoodie and frenchy
Looks like somebody finally solved the trolley problem
Guess I'll start calling medieval times "Jesus times" in history class now.
This is the best channel of all time
how old even are these guys aren’t they like twelve where are the adults
Lachlan the youngest is around 18-19 now I think. In Australia the age of drinking is 18
@@cranknlesdesires Jaxon is younger, hes 18. Lachlan is like 20 or 21
12 is 21 in Australia.
@@caolgav I shit I got the names mixed up
The Marvin you can edit your comment lol
Lachlan returning the trolley atvthe end was so pure. I love drunk people
“i’m 37” - monty python or clerks reference 🤔
We all knew that Jaxon was a player
The dislikes are all the girls he rejected
The crossover I've been waiting for
Did he get a girl with mad skids?!?
Impossible. The girl is a paid actor.
I talked to Hanzi, the guy who runs my Dominos. Said that you used to work for him, what a small world.
I used to work for that guy Dylan's mother's husband😂
Small world indeed
CONGRATS WITH THE 800K!!!!
I’d fly to Australia just to walk past Paige, admire her beauty and never see her again.
Brendan you mean her huge bambagonaboonashques
Nice set on her, cute too. But all of them were cute.
My girlfriends name is paige
Flare 12o tell her I’m coming to see her now
@@brendanstevenson9957 uh sure lmao😂
The proper solution to the famous trolly problem
This level of game is above me, can you guys give a beginner’s guide?
Grats on 800k. Keep up the great content
I can‘t believe you left your house 🏡
Good played
Ain’t nothing better than barking at passing strangers
You already he means he lifted a girl instead of got a gurl
Love watching you guys, nice to see some funny SA locals doing well on the tube :)
I thought he was a girl tho...
I thought he was my dad
@@manofgod7622 I like this comment cause its retarded
Jaxina, a lifelong woman!
That bridge looks insane
1:53 “you don’t have any resumes I could apply for do ya”
You boys need to do a comedy sketch but with a powerful meaning for all the Aussie farmers and animals suffering from the drought... and put a donation link up ;) you boys could definitely make a difference 💖. ... Also my Nephews names are Cameron Jaxon' and Lachlan... also brothers ... it's a sign.. needs to be done ;)
Mooooo it.... I mean Doooo it 👏😂💖
I like how he was hesitant before saying beers. What where u really on huh
Who else has actually been everywhere they have went in this vid before the vid
Wow they solved the trolley problem
0:02 That's just Martin Garrix but older 😂😂
Lachlan you didn’t win a prize for solving the trolley issue! Gold Star ⭐️
4:07 no nut November challenger girl!
They knew we were gonna run out of toilet paper
I just found out that Jackson is a male.