I recognise all of them except the ones where he talks to his crew, i.e. himself behind the scenes. him fiddling with his hair and a makeup brush wearing different sleeves completely did me in lmao which video are those from? edit: and the very last one, what sort of abhorrent hostage situation must he have been in to wear not only a horrible suit jacket but a dangly tie as well?
A real lindybeige out of context video would only be 30 seconds of lindybeige out of context before you go off on a tangent about whales or something for a further 2 hours
I'm very surprised (and very pleased) at the amount of success this video has gotten! It's by far my most viewed video, and for that I am eternally grateful to all you watching. I have thus decided to make a part 2, and most likely I will post it shortly after new years.
My dad said, in service, they soaked their uniforms in coffee grounds to keep the "beige" rich and deep. And I suppose it would help you remain alert on long shifts.
@@WojciechP915 Substances can be absorbed through the skin, but on this case, they are just trying to keep their uniforms "fresh" looking by staining them with coffee. I can think of a couple of possibilities: by repeatedly soaking the cloth on coffee grounds, they might be stained the rich "coffee stain" color - hopefully evenly and consistently, or, he could have been pulling my leg. I mean, what child WOULDN'T believe his father when he was told that "I skipped school to run liquor." Or "I was dating this woman I was trying to impress. She had a daughter who liked horses. My friend and I had been out drinking and saw a horse. We decided decided to get a horse for the woman's daughter. We opened both of the back doors of the car. He grabbed the main and was inside the car pulling the horse in. I was outside, pushing the horse. A policeman came up and tapped me on the shoulder and asked what we were doing. 'We're taking the horse for a ride.' 'What of the horse doesn't want to go?'" That left me wondering what happened, and it father said "We gave the policeman back his horse, and he arranged for a ride for us, back to the station, so we wouldn't have to drive drunk." I mean, how could I BOUT believe him? The part about the uniforms keeping them awake was just me trying to be funny. If you got caught sleeping on duty, you were in big trouble.
Are we Lindybeige cultists/acolytes for watching and loving this video? :D Lloyd is one of the most entertaining and interesting people on UA-cam - This Super-cut is pure gold my friend.
this is just so entertainingly british! frankly, im a bit intimidated. but then i remembered im an american and can just copy it, with a bigger budget, and make it better!
I miss the dumb "throw content at the wall" Lloyd, these days it's all thoughtful interviews and insightful historical documentaries. What I don't miss is the 420x640 resolution
Part 2:
ua-cam.com/video/QOcKBFFESyU/v-deo.html
You could have spelled his name correctly on the introduction text! 🤦♀️
@@JulieWallis1963 And yet I did not
You really just reposted a normal lindybeige video and didn’t expect us to notice
Shhhhh.....
A classic case of 'I would love to send this to my friends, but none of them are fans of Lindy'
yet.
I felt that
Add me on fb
When you expected a solid 30 seconds but you realized that there is 29 minutes
That's how you know it's Lloyd
Typical Lloyd
It's our man Lindy after all
I can't tell if it's a good thing or sad that I can recognize a lot of these scenes
Its a good thing, it shows you have absorbed the immense knowledge of Lloyd.
No I recognise all of them :(
*edit* nearly all of them...
Same
I recognise all of them except the ones where he talks to his crew, i.e. himself behind the scenes.
him fiddling with his hair and a makeup brush wearing different sleeves completely did me in lmao
which video are those from?
edit: and the very last one, what sort of abhorrent hostage situation must he have been in to wear not only a horrible suit jacket but a dangly tie as well?
I believe it's called "behind the scenes at Lindybeige" or something like that
I'm disappointed he doesn't have kids. He'd be the best dad.
Sadly, it seems no women have believed him about the volcano 😔
He’s a bug man after all.
@@BikingVikingHH I thought the bugman was a consumerist drone who’s incapable of thinking for himself?
@@BlookbugIV the bugman has many meanings, one of the meanings is Asian.
@@BlookbugIV Sure, if you are reading the urban dictionary LOL did you really look it up?
Lloyd was quarantine mad before it was cool.
Lindybeige: If Monty Python was an actual person.
What do you mean if? Monty python is several people.
@@Bzorlan he means the whole cast mashed into one person but they are still acting.
@@Elbowbanditest2003 Rather, not acting at all...
@@johnlemon3809 because it's all real
@@johnlemon3809 hows ringo starfruit doing
Lloyd is truly a treasure to all of humanity.
Those berserker clips were begging to be used
Crap, 69, sorry.
Damn, I guess I can like now. Are people genuinely this uncultured? Or do they just not care?
@@secretbaguette 69 funny number!!!!!
Just like my 18-year-old stepdaughter
I was hacked
You could've included that clip where he compliments a random girl on the street for her straight nose and realistic thumbs. That one was pure gold.
Link?
@@bjm1219 Too lazy for that. It's from the "built for the stone age" series. Look for it I'm not gonna give you a link.
@@thrownswordpommel7393 I liked that floped TV series
This makes Loid look like a comedy sketch guy
he looks like graham chapman from monty python
LMAO "LOID" HAHAA THATS SO ACCURATE
@@KennyOfBlok sounds Bri'ish af
A real lindybeige out of context video would only be 30 seconds of lindybeige out of context before you go off on a tangent about whales or something for a further 2 hours
I have NEVER felt so in tune with Lindy.
He finally makes perfect sense.
I'm very surprised (and very pleased) at the amount of success this video has gotten! It's by far my most viewed video, and for that I am eternally grateful to all you watching. I have thus decided to make a part 2, and most likely I will post it shortly after new years.
One ticket to the full length Lindybeige movie please, I’ll just wait in the cinema til you’re done it’s okay.
"Lanchester Dairys. Milk from real cows"
If he didn't follow that up with "not those fake cows mind you"
The dislikes are Matt Easton being angry about the lack of context on different accounts.
Lindybeige with gradually increasing context
My dad said, in service, they soaked their uniforms in coffee grounds to keep the "beige" rich and deep.
And I suppose it would help you remain alert on long shifts.
Is caffeine absorbed through the skin?
@@WojciechP915 try it
@@WojciechP915 Substances can be absorbed through the skin, but on this case, they are just trying to keep their uniforms "fresh" looking by staining them with coffee.
I can think of a couple of possibilities: by repeatedly soaking the cloth on coffee grounds, they might be stained the rich "coffee stain" color - hopefully evenly and consistently, or, he could have been pulling my leg.
I mean, what child WOULDN'T believe his father when he was told that "I skipped school to run liquor."
Or "I was dating this woman I was trying to impress. She had a daughter who liked horses. My friend and I had been out drinking and saw a horse. We decided decided to get a horse for the woman's daughter.
We opened both of the back doors of the car. He grabbed the main and was inside the car pulling the horse in. I was outside, pushing the horse.
A policeman came up and tapped me on the shoulder and asked what we were doing.
'We're taking the horse for a ride.'
'What of the horse doesn't want to go?'"
That left me wondering what happened, and it father said "We gave the policeman back his horse, and he arranged for a ride for us, back to the station, so we wouldn't have to drive drunk."
I mean, how could I BOUT believe him?
The part about the uniforms keeping them awake was just me trying to be funny. If you got caught sleeping on duty, you were in big trouble.
THIS. IS . ART
I needed this to remind me of bringing my bed with me to show off my wealth
There were a few editing mistakes on this one. Very sorry about that, I have no idea how to use iMovie.
Yea i noticed few frames wasn't cut off before next clip giving "25th frame" :D
Next: Lindybeige but its only the tangents
4000 hour video incoming
Might as well just reupload full videos from his channel
Lindybeige is only the tangents
That's sort of the point of his channel
This man is a national treasure
Lloyd is one of those where you really *need* context and sometimes even then it doesn't make a lot of sense.
8:44 has yet to be topped as my personal favorite quote from Lloyd. “I was a man...with a BEARD!”
Its a comfy winter night, around 3:30 am and with a nice bottle of wine I am enjoying watching this video.
Next up, Lindybeige vs Bindyliege
Bindyliege sounds French.
dammit i was goona type that ☺♥
lindybeige is the history teacher that makes everything fun that we wanted but didn't get
29 minutes! Deserves more views for that alone.
conservation of viewing time
*And, as is typical of a Lindybeige video, it is half an hour l o o o n g*
"WISTFUL YEARNING?!"
Jesus that washing machine is sma- oh right... the man's a fucking giant.
I've seen episodes of Monty Phyton make less sense than this, but I enjoyed both. And now for something completely different.
This video is a just a pretty standard Lindybeige aside
Lindy is fucking hilarious. Funny enough I’ve gotten my gf to enjoy his 2 hour long run on sentences as much as I do.
1:45 that cardboard armour is impressive
this is the goldiest gold in the history of golds
Not green?
This video has the energy of a fever dream
Are we Lindybeige cultists/acolytes for watching and loving this video? :D
Lloyd is one of the most entertaining and interesting people on UA-cam - This Super-cut is pure gold my friend.
hes like that one mad professor in a movie
A wonderful tribute, to the mighty Lindybeige!
-"I see armour"
-"A really BIG bed. A HUUGE bed."
-Infinite beige shirts
-"We don't like those people."
-FIRE ARROWS
In the deep American south, we would call this guy a “nut.” Love his vids.
This is the kind of content Ive been looking for
I laugh watching your videos all the time, I didn't know you could be this funny though. This compilation has me ROFL!😂😭👏
Lindybeige is that crazy uncle who knows a lot of stuff and learned how to use editing programs
This is fantastic dude I really hope more people see it
Brilliant thank you for this, I was chuckling all the way through.
By far the longest “out of context” video I’ve seen.
Lloyd is brilliant! Thanks for making me smile today!
"I got me a blue-green pig, what you got?"
(Pause)
"*HOOP!*"
Gods what a dedicated person 😂 thanks for this man. 👍
This is glorious
Imagine he is doing all this stuff alone, in front of nothing but a camera.
Twist it how you want, but this dude has talent and commitment for sure.
Someone really needed to do this! Well done.
Anticipating the potential incoming of LindySoS.
Or would it be Lindybeieb?
Yes.
Ok, this is now number one on my tripping playlist
this is just so entertainingly british! frankly, im a bit intimidated. but then i remembered im an american and can just copy it, with a bigger budget, and make it better!
oh like with the office? i'm sure you'd make it... great
I’ve been on a Lindybeige binge
3 minutes in and Im in love. Subscribed.
Lloyd is quarantine crazy before it was cool
Like a good lindybeige video, its ridiculously long.
This joke video is just as long as lindys actual videos lol
I miss the dumb "throw content at the wall" Lloyd, these days it's all thoughtful interviews and insightful historical documentaries. What I don't miss is the 420x640 resolution
He is a bloody legend. We love him.
Knowing that this video exists has made me so happy!
Dude,... Not a single TANK! reference?
Duuuude! Not cool bro, not cool.
Lol
You're right, what was I thinking? It will be in part 2, I promise.
@@supremeleaderchase7339 we're counting on it.
This man is a pure entertainer.
Too many of these clips actually add context to the other clips and when you watch the whole video it ends up even being educational.
This video shows how I am, when I am alone.
Lindybeige really is the VSauce of history youtube
YESSS THE CONTENT IVE BERN LOOKING FOR
This is why I have internet connection
Hahaha! I needed more lindybeige in my life and this is the best way to do that!
Haha i dont normally comment wholesome stuff but im glad u made this
you can't not love this
"DO YOU COME. HERE. OFTEN."
Arguably the best british youtuber, only next to ashens of course
Oh yeah yeah
Don't forget about Mark Felton!
nice going dude, i'm a gonna subscribe you did this so good
Thx bro
1:25 don't think you could sneak it past me, you templar bastard.
He's like the vsauce of history
This is so underestimated!
Shirts, I think you have only three or four and there's a guy behind the camera passing them to your right!
“I’m just a British person being silly” for 29:39 minutes
We need more Lindybeige clips used as reactions 😂
had to pause the video several times to laugh but I think 26:44 takes the cake..
my face hurts now
I shudder to think how many hours it took to put this together
You have no idea...
And, as is typical of a Lindybeige video, it is half an hour wrong
Long, long, I meant long!
I was pretty sure that was what you meant.
Damn you're fast
what a flattering thumbnail
My god jarred from big Lez needs to animate this
He looks like a Monty Python and the holy grail character
I'm so glad this exists
This is what you would get if you could project what's happening in Lloyd's head onto a screen!
Greenie!?! That was gray! Which one of us is color blind?
His berserker bit is just hilarious!
I was hoping the video would have the "Another first for Britain" but still, great video. Wish i could find it again...
"Beige clashes with nothing..."
What about that one dark purple?
"... except for that one horrible shade of purple."
Lloyd is brilliant, yeah !
right.... THIS IS JUST AMAZING