Creepiest Guy Ever

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  • @TheErikjsm
    @TheErikjsm 2 роки тому +34674

    "Let the romance begin" sounds like something a serial killer would say when youre tied to his radiator in the basement

    • @TiredEyePilot
      @TiredEyePilot 2 роки тому +1053

      I've seen a few serial killer jokes in these comments but this one had me laughing. take my like.

    • @redsol3629
      @redsol3629 2 роки тому +130

      Oh God

    • @TripleDDDD
      @TripleDDDD 2 роки тому +102

      Insert Antony Hopkins: slurp slurp slurp

    • @jasonhollandbasstrombone
      @jasonhollandbasstrombone 2 роки тому +10

      Well duh, that’s where the Grapist grapes you and your family for decades and decades and decades.

    • @valaprophecy6412
      @valaprophecy6412 2 роки тому +51

      Reminds me of hannibal lecter netflix tv show lol

  • @Jv9569
    @Jv9569 2 роки тому +8341

    That guy has the classic serial killer vibe, and he’s constantly showing his insecurities by needing to affirm to himself how amazing he is. You can just hear the horny frustration in his voice.

    • @aethlred7380
      @aethlred7380 2 роки тому +489

      Serial Killers have more charisma than people give them credit for. The biggest name serial killers were smooth talking and normal looking half of them were able to talk their way out of getting caught multiple times. You don't get close enough to strangle someone without having charisma if you come up talking like a total psychopath people are gonna walk the other way.

    • @tyunpeters3170
      @tyunpeters3170 2 роки тому +151

      He would have to be able to lure his victims. Unfortunately for him he is not alluring

    • @R-eza
      @R-eza 2 роки тому +342

      @@aethlred7380 Yeah, this guy sounds more like the type to commit one violent crime and then get caught immediately because he's an obvious suspect

    • @aethlred7380
      @aethlred7380 2 роки тому +218

      @@R-eza he's the dude who during a police interview would spend the whole time trying to prove the victim deserved it instead of proving his innocence.

    • @eluhaj04
      @eluhaj04 2 роки тому +16

      nah just a narcissist

  • @ItsVenti
    @ItsVenti 2 роки тому +1302

    Trade offer
    You receive: Dimitri's "love"
    He receives: Your organs

  • @breemy2242
    @breemy2242 2 роки тому +3644

    “Elegant women are very rare Im greek”
    I think that one cracked me up the most
    The way he just goes into “Im greek”

    • @baldygrey2779
      @baldygrey2779 2 роки тому

      I'm not Greek but I'm cringing on behalf of them. Way to crap on your own culture with such a display.

    • @jashinsdisciple8512
      @jashinsdisciple8512 2 роки тому +187

      He actually reminds me of the Olympic Greek gods, well his narcissism does at least

    • @Thinerth
      @Thinerth 2 роки тому +72

      IM GREEK 🥷

    • @choboibigly6565
      @choboibigly6565 2 роки тому

      @@jashinsdisciple8512 Yeah the only thing that stops him from being a Greek god is magic and the fact that he didn't just immediately rape her

    • @r0ckochipster623
      @r0ckochipster623 2 роки тому +13

      @@jashinsdisciple8512 greek god, greek god

  • @roitramumu2398
    @roitramumu2398 2 роки тому +3282

    He was told that he'd have all the girls after him by his grandma one time and he took it to heart

    • @williampitt1537
      @williampitt1537 2 роки тому +180

      His grandma only forgot to specify that the girls had to be alive

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 2 роки тому +6

      @@williampitt1537 what kinda zombie plot twist was that?

    • @citrusit3032
      @citrusit3032 2 роки тому +4

      @@williampitt1537 BRUH I FCKIN CHOKED

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 2 роки тому +21

      @@Kevin-tw8mx Trump literally has Sexual harassment and R4pe allegations. I guarantee you the guy on the phone voted for Trump.

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia 2 роки тому +5

      @@bendover7841 Lol absolutely, if he wasn't Canadian and managed to not be a felon, watch him be one of Trump's Twitter warriors lol

  • @feffernuse
    @feffernuse 2 роки тому +8368

    Honestly I’m surprised he didn’t start talking about a subreddit he moderates

    • @iouoneusername1357
      @iouoneusername1357 2 роки тому +126

      R/humantrafficking is my guess

    • @jesaja
      @jesaja 2 роки тому +213

      /r/politicalcompassmemes or /r/funny can’t tell which one has a more shit userbase

    • @sillykitti_
      @sillykitti_ 2 роки тому +3

      PFF-

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 2 роки тому +29

      r/eyeblech

    • @thomasengelman2815
      @thomasengelman2815 2 роки тому +42

      What kind of discord server does he moderate? Is the real question.

  • @admiralhackett7686
    @admiralhackett7686 2 роки тому +9922

    Hearing he's in jail is the single most reassuring feeling. There really is hope for our civilization.

    • @tristanheaton2127
      @tristanheaton2127 2 роки тому +400

      @@Kevin-tw8mx damn you republicans really have to bring up the 2020 elections in every comment section hu

    • @Andrew-ladada
      @Andrew-ladada 2 роки тому +33

      @@tristanheaton2127 a man with a spongebob picture doesn’t speak for all republicans 😂

    • @tristanheaton2127
      @tristanheaton2127 2 роки тому +125

      @@Andrew-ladada I'm talking about doctor Mike
      Plus I know that I just always see republicans talk about things like Jesus in the most random comment sections

    • @_Ike
      @_Ike 2 роки тому +1

      Hah, nah, there ain't

    • @vgaportauthority9932
      @vgaportauthority9932 2 роки тому +65

      @@tristanheaton2127 I can hardly read anything about sports without some idiot babbling about trans women in sports these days. It's like half the population is stuck in some thought pattern they can't snap out of, just mulling through the same thoughts over and over and over until it becomes an actual collective delusional obsession they can't shake. It consumes them, and it permeates everything they do and say. It's pretty nuts.. Tons of whataboutisms to defend their fucked up stances and lots of babbling about censorship and freeze peaches etc etc.
      It's draining. I think that is their goal, to just overwhelm people with their inane drivel.

  • @DiscipleGames
    @DiscipleGames 2 роки тому +2455

    This guy is turning 59 years old in a few days. Goddamn, I thought he was just another 30-something PUA creep but he was almost 50 in the original voicemail

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 роки тому +95

      UGH, holy fucking yuck

    • @voixmin
      @voixmin 2 роки тому +78

      This was 10 years ago?! 😱😱😱

    • @strawberryme08
      @strawberryme08 2 роки тому +34

      Same yikes how many women has he messed up who didn’t know better 😢

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 Рік тому +13

      Dude is desperate

    • @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy
      @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy Рік тому +20

      To be honest, he kinda looked like in his mid 30s during the picture reveal, (If he was really 50 during that time)
      Must have been all the coochie deprevation for all these years.
      LOL

  • @aviation_nut
    @aviation_nut 2 роки тому +4766

    "I get approached by 5-6 women per day."
    Actuality: They are approaching him to ask him politely to put his pants back up and step out from behind the bush. He isn't fooling anyone.

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 2 роки тому +303

      It's actually the same woman it's his ex-wife trying to get him to sign the divorce papers

    • @judeodomhnaill9711
      @judeodomhnaill9711 2 роки тому +42

      @@thecloneguyz the best comment ever lol

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 2 роки тому +107

      5-6 mothers threatening to call the police if he doesn't stop creeping on their little girls

    • @heresywithana
      @heresywithana 2 роки тому +31

      @@thecloneguyz how did you get the idea he would even have a wife?

    • @noriii
      @noriii 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielfoodistman6012 what

  • @Sluppie
    @Sluppie 2 роки тому +8017

    The part where he starts negging her for being "timid" is like actually scary. That dude is an abuser 100%.

    • @beadsbyamy
      @beadsbyamy 2 роки тому +335

      @@flingonber oh my god

    • @yeeti617
      @yeeti617 2 роки тому +3

      did you even watch the whole video

    • @DougWolfe
      @DougWolfe 2 роки тому +323

      @@flingonber His Wikipedia page is wild. I can’t believe he’s Canadian and ran for office too. He’s a total train wreck.

    • @ingrownkewchiehairs
      @ingrownkewchiehairs 2 роки тому +56

      @@DougWolfe oh hell nah

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 роки тому +173

      @Luke Seeman That whack ass haircut alone is scary. You don’t have to dig any deeper than that.

  • @jakatak744
    @jakatak744 2 роки тому +1796

    There's a guy I know who's like this. He claimed he had a romantic germanic aura that drew women to him. He also said he was having a secret relationship with a girl and when I asked her she said, and I quote, "ew, no."

    • @sebastianb2537
      @sebastianb2537 2 роки тому +80

      Wouldn’t be secret if she told you

    • @jakatak744
      @jakatak744 2 роки тому +211

      @@sebastianb2537 he started off saying they were a thing but when I told him to talk to her he said that he couldn't because her friends didn't like him. he was like super creepy about it too. Talked about how he's seen her naked and shit even though they never showed any inkling of being friends let alone in a relationship.

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 2 роки тому +86

      Watch him closely please.

    • @lostinmoss4323
      @lostinmoss4323 2 роки тому +51

      A criminal in the makin

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress 2 роки тому +113

      So secret even she doesn't know it.... 😑

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 2 роки тому +840

    Dimitri: "I'm completely single."
    Olga: "Shocking!"
    Lol

    • @Wilderness-Autorka
      @Wilderness-Autorka Рік тому +23

      She's not Olga, she was just reporting Olga's voice messages :P

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 2 роки тому +2176

    Amazing how literally everything he says is a pre-meditated manipulation tactic yet he somehow didn't prepare it well enough to not be completely obvious.

    • @iliveinapuddle986
      @iliveinapuddle986 2 роки тому +105

      It's basically a really creepy scam call

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 2 роки тому +124

      "All of your friends were jealous that I approached you instead of them... Even if they SAY they weren't, they were."
      Pfffftttt... I wasn't there, but I know for a fact that they were relieved, actually.

    • @cryora
      @cryora 2 роки тому +36

      @@Soleilune1995 Even if they were jealous, how is that a good thing? If they were real friends, you wouldn't want to make them feel jealous or left out or insignificant.

    • @AmB39
      @AmB39 2 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @enthiegavoir5955
      @enthiegavoir5955 2 роки тому +9

      I'm so proud, I got a bot to reply to my comment

  • @Boo-lz7fm
    @Boo-lz7fm 2 роки тому +2427

    "let the romance begin"
    sounds like a villain that trapped the protagonist and is introducing his great evil work by clapping to turn on the lights to show it.

    • @Louis_Gamer1994
      @Louis_Gamer1994 2 роки тому +3

      copy

    • @Boo-lz7fm
      @Boo-lz7fm 2 роки тому +20

      @@Louis_Gamer1994 No.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +17

      @@Louis_Gamer1994 reverse ratio.

    • @rekdr0id803
      @rekdr0id803 2 роки тому +3

      it sounds like something the villain says after kidnapping the protagonist to a dangerous maze.

    • @boomgirlbucko
      @boomgirlbucko 2 роки тому +14

      If I was the protagonist and _that_ is what the villain’s plan was, I’d be more terrified than if he said “let the battle begin”

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 2 роки тому +1757

    I love how he's accusing her of "playing games" like "on tv" as if he isn't just repeating verbatim what he heard on some podcast to manipulate her

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 2 роки тому +51

      This was like 8-12 years ago. He's a pioneer to the "alpha" male grindset

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 2 роки тому +15

      @@Kevin-tw8mx What about Putin and Angela Merkel? How do they tie into this video?

    • @chronictimewasterdisease
      @chronictimewasterdisease 2 роки тому +11

      @@Kevin-tw8mx found the trump bot

    • @Sandfly115
      @Sandfly115 2 роки тому +4

      @@chronictimewasterdisease I'm reading the comments while watching and this accounts doing it on multiple comments lol

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrcreeperDXD777 I'd assume it's quite a lot older than that though.

  • @Michael_Martin
    @Michael_Martin Рік тому +683

    I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “creepiest guy ever” and “this man will never get a date” and the thumbnail is just his face

    • @mrstrawberry1074
      @mrstrawberry1074 Рік тому +54

      I was trying to find this fucking comment

    • @Michael_Martin
      @Michael_Martin Рік тому

      @@mrstrawberry1074 its on every one of these vids

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 Рік тому +15

      I see this comment on every single video. U def a 🤖🤖

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 Рік тому +2

      Well, you all know what he's talking about so what's the point?

    • @moexxn
      @moexxn 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ibrahimihsan2090it's literally just a hee hee moment ☠️

  • @Theendman42
    @Theendman42 2 роки тому +6177

    Charlie's heavy sarcasm is the only thing that made this tolerable.

  • @TheQueenOfSheba
    @TheQueenOfSheba 2 роки тому +5085

    His voice just sounds horrifying… exactly what you’d think a creep would sound like.

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi 2 роки тому +180

      Plus he sounds like a guy that could probably drive a white van

    • @gjigaqaquj
      @gjigaqaquj 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah sounds like the serial killer that was on howard stern a little bit.

    • @saint-1431
      @saint-1431 2 роки тому +28

      Kinda ben shapiro ish

    • @icantcomeupwithaname6647
      @icantcomeupwithaname6647 2 роки тому +2

      Except the horny meter times ten.

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi 2 роки тому +62

      Geez calm down man. He can't change the way his voice sounds. But yeah the way he talks is creepy, like he's trying too hard

  • @foilhattiest1
    @foilhattiest1 2 роки тому +3309

    This sounds like someone who's never had a girlfriend but has watched a ton of those alpha male videos on how to "get girls", like be confident, take initiative, give her a compliment or two but realize that YOU are the grand prize etc, and then just ran with it in the creepiest most awkward way possible.

    • @ProWaterBeerBioBen
      @ProWaterBeerBioBen 2 роки тому +105

      Every iteration of that is the creepiest most awkward way possible lol

    • @cryora
      @cryora 2 роки тому +12

      He should have bought a real PUA/dating course. He's failing the fundamentals of IVB. Investment, Value, and Believability. He's not bringing any real value to her, and the picture he is trying to paint of himself is not believable. She's also not investing in him in any real way, but rather sabatoging his reputation on the internet.
      If he were just honest, even if who he is isn't what he would consider ideal, he would at least check the believability mark. When you are authentic in a world full of posers, you are bringing value.

    • @kamryn8408
      @kamryn8408 2 роки тому +13

      @BananaShark Gaming you lost acne at 14/15?!

    • @Cream_Official
      @Cream_Official 2 роки тому +6

      underrated comment

    • @trippykitten
      @trippykitten 2 роки тому +18

      @BananaShark Gaming Glad to hear you're feeling better and taking care of yourself better. :) I'm just getting out of a rut myself and man it's hard to even brush my hair some days, makes me wanna shave it sometimes. lol

  • @anamarrionette9496
    @anamarrionette9496 2 роки тому +146

    7:43 this gives off "KITTEN, get on discord N O W! Daddy is getting ANGY"

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato Рік тому +22

      EUGHHH I JUST DIED OF CRINGE I LITERALLY KNEW A GUY WHO SAID THAT UNIRONICALLY

    • @anamarrionette9496
      @anamarrionette9496 Рік тому +10

      @@Discombobulated_myopic_potato BAHAHAH OMG NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @obrunolegal4340
      @obrunolegal4340 9 місяців тому +9

      "kitten, the feet pics, don't make me ask again"

  • @barrydingle6828
    @barrydingle6828 2 роки тому +3020

    This voice-mail was so creepy that I felt the need to lock my doors and close my curtains and I'm a dude. Guys like this are genuinely terrifying.

    • @Edimonde
      @Edimonde 2 роки тому +349

      Guys who say women have it easy on the dating market havent taken into account that girls have to deal with creeps like this pretty much on the regular

    • @loganstolberg2743
      @loganstolberg2743 2 роки тому +18

      Me too man

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +2

      @@Edimonde Depends on the girl. A lot of my guy friends have had to deal with concerning women during their dating life pretty frequently, too.
      I think there's just a shit ton of wack jobs out there.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 2 роки тому +104

      @@Edimonde guys who say that haven’t talked to a single woman in a meaningful way or had even a close friendship with one

    • @Edimonde
      @Edimonde 2 роки тому +16

      @@lawrencescales9864 huh, say what?

  • @30shue
    @30shue 2 роки тому +1790

    He took the advice of “just be confident” to the absolute maximum level lolol

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 роки тому +41

      PUA channels combined with mental illness doesn't have good results. The socially inept guys trying to perform it usually come off as sad or in cases like this, aggressive and insane. (Which is either ASPD or narcissism I imagine)

    • @MrAyuub22
      @MrAyuub22 2 роки тому +44

      @@justmonika2345 exactly, they don't have situational or emotional awareness. A tip is like establish you are high value. You can do this by demonstrating how kind you are. The type of job you do. Your hobbies. You don't just go and show off the entire time, you let people find out over time naturally. However, having no social skills and reading from a textbook it ends up with the person just showing off. You see how these socially inept guys read these tips online and completely misunderstand them

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 роки тому +8

      @@MrAyuub22 just say you have zero redeeming qualities or conversational skills and wham, instant date

    • @synishere
      @synishere 2 роки тому +20

      He literally became Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

    • @gregorystewart2936
      @gregorystewart2936 2 роки тому +2

      You mean "just be arrogant"

  • @ThatHart
    @ThatHart 2 роки тому +4556

    Dimitri/ james sears wasn’t lying when he was writing a movie script. Man is single handedly giving a joe goldburg monologue material for netflix to use for season 4 of You

    • @Jalapyno
      @Jalapyno 2 роки тому +17

      Make a better joke
      NO body watches that shitte

    • @juliusweiss5447
      @juliusweiss5447 2 роки тому +135

      @@Jalapyno Are you dumb? You was extremely popular.

    • @breetoldyouso
      @breetoldyouso 2 роки тому +103

      @@Jalapyno my boyfriend and I watch it, and OP’s comment is suuuper accurate 😂
      It’s not a bad show, but it’s also not for everyone! No harm in having differing opinions on what makes something entertaining.

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 2 роки тому +2

      his name is just so gay with a capital G.

    • @claytonreid996
      @claytonreid996 2 роки тому +18

      @@breetoldyouso yeah I usually love those psychological thrillers and stuff (Hannibal imo is amazing) but for whatever reason I couldn't take it seriously lol, still seemed like a really well done show tho

  • @AxtroLeaf
    @AxtroLeaf 2 роки тому +284

    "Let the romance begin"
    [BOSS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]

  • @ayoxe
    @ayoxe 2 роки тому +2599

    The fact that he has to constantly reaffirm himself that he is “very intelligent” and is *”great in bed.”* should be the first red flag.

  • @stewartfield1386
    @stewartfield1386 2 роки тому +971

    "It sounds like he's about to pitch an NFT scam to her"
    So fucking accurate.

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 роки тому +1

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @Pr0fessorB1ble
      @Pr0fessorB1ble 2 роки тому +6

      I imagine him in a corporate office in a suit and tie all fancy and I can’t stop laughing

    • @Quzix42
      @Quzix42 2 роки тому +1

      Well he has the same value as an NFT so...

    • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
      @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 2 роки тому

      @@danielfoodistman6012 No, you don't.

  • @mafty_
    @mafty_ 2 роки тому +366

    “Approached by 6-7 women a day” he left out the part where the women were police officers trying to arrest him

  • @koutroubasathanasios7322
    @koutroubasathanasios7322 8 місяців тому +38

    "He's in jail now". Well, well, well.... "Let the romance begin"

  • @TeamKillerCody
    @TeamKillerCody 2 роки тому +1782

    If you dub yourself as “a high value man” or a “complete catch” you most certainly are not.

    • @d34d48
      @d34d48 2 роки тому

      that doesn't really work that way wrong use of that template

    • @TeamKillerCody
      @TeamKillerCody 2 роки тому +58

      @@d34d48 what template?

    • @d34d48
      @d34d48 2 роки тому +11

      @@TeamKillerCody If you call yourself (insert random thing) you're not a (the same random thing)

    • @Kiwi-pd5mk
      @Kiwi-pd5mk 2 роки тому +26

      @@PrionicProteins I mean you can be PHYSICALLY Sexy and know it but if you're self absorbed enough to constantly have to affirm just how hot you are then you're probably ugly on the inside. When choosing someone romantically, you are choosing someone you want to spend majority of your time with, and people ugly on the inside are the worst people to be around regardless of what they look like. Sir "Dmitiri" is the best example

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 2 роки тому +59

      @@d34d48 ? is it some kind of meme or something? lmao he was just making a comment into his own words not following some template of a comment

  • @brockfuller2074
    @brockfuller2074 2 роки тому +3558

    Pickup artists are the scariest people in the world. People like him are legit terrifying & I feel sorry for every women that has to deal with them

    • @nathand4500
      @nathand4500 2 роки тому +14

      ridiculous statement.

    • @ameliowest132
      @ameliowest132 2 роки тому +153

      @@nathand4500 no

    • @deliahraccoon
      @deliahraccoon 2 роки тому +188

      @@nathand4500 "ridiculous statement." 🤓

    • @ghostoftheeinzberncastle
      @ghostoftheeinzberncastle 2 роки тому +14

      Pick-up is getting slain by how laws work (regarding anything from "raep" to the divorce court) but there used to be some good pick-up artists I listened to. I mostly listened for theory but my friend who used to be a virgin then got laid *all the time*. I got from that but only a little.
      There's bad PUA and good PUA. This guy is 1) doing something on a voicemail that he should be doing in real life 2) reading her the cues of PUA instead of using them, it's like he understands how some things work but instead of practicing them, he reads the bullet points. There's a difference between showing your value and talking about your value

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 2 роки тому +123

      @@ghostoftheeinzberncastle nope it’s all bad lmao

  • @RADZIO895
    @RADZIO895 2 роки тому +661

    "Elegant women are very rare, I'm greek" the way he said it so randomly reminded me of "Who are you, I am from ancient greece" meme

  • @baaaphomet69
    @baaaphomet69 Рік тому +49

    “The ball is in your court”
    2 seconds later: *gets angry because she didn’t respond*

  • @moistcriticalstan876
    @moistcriticalstan876 2 роки тому +529

    _"it's not a restraining order, it's long distance relationship"_
    Dimitri the Lover, 2011

  • @iROMine
    @iROMine 2 роки тому +20425

    I know we couldn't Skype tonight but... Das alright. G'night girl, I'll see you tomorrow

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 2 роки тому +5905

    I was saying throught this "this guy isn't real, he's just a friend doing a bit" the reveal makes about as much sense.

    • @Banana_BOI1
      @Banana_BOI1 2 роки тому +65

      Holy shit it’s Peterscraps from the team based first person shooter Team Fortress 2!!1!1! 😳

    • @blaker1072
      @blaker1072 2 роки тому +36

      @@Banana_BOI1 here before Mr verified gets 1000k likes

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому +9

      @@blaker1072 dawg come on, he has a name. And I know it, because I know ALL of the people with checkmarks commenting on every video possible, because they are all famous so you should know them too come on, dawg

    • @blaker1072
      @blaker1072 2 роки тому +7

      @@kevindube7096 that's why they get liked, even if their comment is unoriginal or stolen

    • @thekingofscrump
      @thekingofscrump 2 роки тому +11

      Where the fuck have you been mate

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 Рік тому +126

    the "let the romance begin" line makes me wanna see a story about a supervillain whose only superpower is making people fall in love with other people yet somehow their plans for world domination or whatever have almost succeeded

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE 2 роки тому +4703

    The creepiest guy on the internet is literally tied between every discord/reddit mod

    • @ToadTWE
      @ToadTWE 2 роки тому +2

      @redxpen appreciate it :)

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 2 роки тому +20

      Also 4chan regulars

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 2 роки тому +3

      And twitch users

    • @StevePerez2900
      @StevePerez2900 2 роки тому +1

      I’m not a Reddit mod but I’m a redditor

    • @jordaniscancelled3327
      @jordaniscancelled3327 2 роки тому +18

      I feel like reddit mods are just sad human beings who live through reddit. Discord mods are legit pedos and are downright degenerates

  • @applecrumble8625
    @applecrumble8625 2 роки тому +4191

    The problem with guys like him is that they seriously don’t think anything’s wrong with them… 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nathink7997
      @nathink7997 2 роки тому +31

      What's wrong with him?

    • @nathink7997
      @nathink7997 2 роки тому +50

      @@Hamzaben710 bro its a joke

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 2 роки тому +266

      @@nathink7997 could of framed it more joke like but thats all right

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 2 роки тому +195

      @@nathink7997 What was the joke?

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 роки тому +3

      Blame PUA channels for this shit. That's precisely the message they sell: just have confidence bro and she will fall for you. That combined with mental illness and you got this poor dude.

  • @frostytv6338
    @frostytv6338 2 роки тому +11075

    we actually listened to these voice messages in my ap psychology class as we were going over mental disorders (narcissistic personality disorder in this case)💀💀

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 2 роки тому +35

    "here is how it's gonna work" wow spoken like a true kidnapper asking for ransom...so romantic

  • @justicebeske5704
    @justicebeske5704 2 роки тому +1268

    I think it's an interesting note that even in his first message he is already trying to separate her from her friends, a common trait of an abuser, you also can see in the second call that he claims her friends told her not to call him back.

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 2 роки тому +130

      Wow yeah, I didn't even clock that. Some people really are just straight up predatory.

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 2 роки тому +63

      Could catch! And also just a good bit of advice for people to be aware of

    • @butameremortal9424
      @butameremortal9424 2 роки тому +56

      Exactly and you just KNOW he is a caveman using the old ideology that pretty woman live to be commanded and threatened.... thus the old "you MUST call me back in x amount of days or I'm Done"! 🤣🤣🤣 always surprises me when men keep that belief going. Woman don't want or "like" to be mistreated ! It's not a turn on (I'll speak for myself)

    • @thetraveledroad1
      @thetraveledroad1 2 роки тому +11

      Good catch. I missed it.

    • @joshinthesauce4636
      @joshinthesauce4636 2 роки тому +37

      Also when be says that her friends are jealous of her, which implies that they’re already harboring negative feelings towards her (which is what the guy wants to make the woman think)

  • @ItsJustValHere
    @ItsJustValHere 2 роки тому +3734

    Please continue with Dimitri's story, I can't believe such a catch exists out there. I'm ready to leave my boyfriend to date such a charismatic, intelligent and gorgeous man. That long, probably greasy and smelly hair, that... handsome face and not at all insecure personality is truly what I love in a partner lol

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 2 роки тому +1107

    I think it’s a little bizarre how James is the one asking for Olga’s attention, but he’s making it seem like she needs him. It doesn’t surprise me that he was a pickup artist. Clearly, he knows the business.

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia 2 роки тому +65

      I know, I can't tell if it's him thinking he's just being confident (because "CoNfIdEnCe Is KeY"), or if it's some sort of a manipulation/coercion tactic he's attempting to use, or if it's. Or all of the above.
      Edit: Maybe he can act totally normal in person, but on the phone-- away from the person visually and physically it's much more difficult to maintain. That's why I think there's strong delusion on top of it, which puts him at a weakness and is why he's so outward with his intentions and narcissistic mindset. _Or,_ this guy's just a plain old loonie, as he's also been to jail for hate speech, which to me is one too many strikes. Also, He looks as if Justin Trudeau and Voldemort birthed a creepy man.

    • @someidiot420
      @someidiot420 2 роки тому +7

      they always do 🥴

    • @billcooper6739
      @billcooper6739 2 роки тому +12

      @@milazinnia definitely delusional as all hell.

    • @gink_ie
      @gink_ie 2 роки тому +16

      @@milazinnia it's 100% a manipulation tactic. I'm not very good at explaining things or finding the correct words. He's trying to make her seem like he's a good choice of a man by talking about how he's a man with high standards and that she's a beautiful and elegant woman, and also that people are jealous that he's taken an "interest" to her since he's so high class. It makes her think "holy shit.. a man thinks I'm classy and elegant and he's rich and girls are all over him left and right! Woah!! I should go for it!"
      He's basically just trying to make it seem like it's HER choice going for him when in reality it's him swooning over her.
      Edit: wow I just realized this was basically what the original comment just said. Disregard everything I just said 😭😭

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 роки тому +1

      @@gink_ie no, no...you've got a point

  • @TrueMaximumOutput
    @TrueMaximumOutput 2 роки тому +262

    When Charlie talks about sponsors he genuinely sounds like he has descended from the heavens and teaches you about the bible.

  • @danielrobertson5725
    @danielrobertson5725 2 роки тому +2366

    As a man who is also Greek, anytime I hear someone say “I’m Greek” as a defining character, I simply think Karagiozis. in other words, a clown.

    • @dutch2
      @dutch2 2 роки тому +133

      Am greek = am socrates embodiment

    • @Pro_Edgelord
      @Pro_Edgelord 2 роки тому +38

      I'm ashamed that people like this are Greeks and say it like it means something.
      Μιτσοτακης είναι για τον πεόντα

    • @jacquelineess1141
      @jacquelineess1141 2 роки тому +81

      This one is NOT Greek though...his name is James and was just using it as a pick-up line.

    • @Pro_Edgelord
      @Pro_Edgelord 2 роки тому +4

      @@jacquelineess1141 lol

    • @piergiovanni-battistabelze7532
      @piergiovanni-battistabelze7532 2 роки тому +37

      @@jacquelineess1141 his real name is dimitrios safaropoulos

  • @vvetapop
    @vvetapop 2 роки тому +467

    As a woman, nothing turns me on more than a strange man talking about how amazing he is and how lucky I am to meet him and how he never struggles to get girls and how its just a blessing to be in the same room as him. Really makes me feel special and valued for my time.

    • @bxredguy6237
      @bxredguy6237 2 роки тому +46

      @Nonaya Bidness obviously you have to be high value if he's trying to talk to you duh

    • @instaz0908
      @instaz0908 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaoooo

    • @skooma4BabyGhoul
      @skooma4BabyGhoul 2 роки тому +2

      Truly I am the awesomest

    • @emanuel6233
      @emanuel6233 2 роки тому +3

      HigH vaLuE wOmeN

    • @lexuscaldwell1
      @lexuscaldwell1 2 роки тому +3

      Makes me feel like a truly elegant woman.

  • @justinhubbard552
    @justinhubbard552 2 роки тому +7890

    Calling him the Joker is a compliment he doesn't deserve.

    • @icantcomeupwithaname6647
      @icantcomeupwithaname6647 2 роки тому +8

      @@Thirtle probably.

    • @originalSiiiN
      @originalSiiiN 2 роки тому +10

      BASED

    • @Ryw316
      @Ryw316 2 роки тому +29

      Well I assumed Charlie was talking Jared Leto Joker so I think it fits.

    • @GaugeMe43
      @GaugeMe43 2 роки тому +36

      @@Ryw316 Dark knight trilogy

    • @brianao.316
      @brianao.316 2 роки тому +11

      Its like the joker decided to cosplay as patrick bateman

  • @charliespurr7325
    @charliespurr7325 2 роки тому +121

    Sounds like he's giving an ultimatum

    • @suruyuki
      @suruyuki 2 роки тому +20

      It really does lol
      especially with the "you have until 3 pm" thing

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 роки тому +3889

    This man is in jail now? Aww, and here I was thinking he was such a warm and giving gentleman. The kind of gentleman who would stuff you into his basement well and force you to apply lotion to your skin.

    • @silenceafterviolence2596
      @silenceafterviolence2596 2 роки тому +188

      @ShroomTube movie. Haven't see that shit in a loong time, "It puts the lotion on the skins before it gets the hose again" i think it goes lmaoo fucking Psychotic

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 роки тому +4

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @howler1579
      @howler1579 2 роки тому +97

      @ShroomTube reference to The Silence of the Lambs.

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 2 роки тому +3

      @@Malphas38th You serious bro?

    • @catblimp7894
      @catblimp7894 2 роки тому +40

      @@Malphas38th Silence of the Lambs, great movie just don’t eat anything with fava beans while watching. Also don’t watch the sequel, it sucks. The show is pretty good from what I’ve heard.

  • @Cessate
    @Cessate 2 роки тому +3820

    Whomever Olga is, I hope she's doing good and doesn't have to deal with this bozo ever again.

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 2 роки тому +201

      I hope Olga met a legitimately nice guy. Not the trademarked type.

    • @fumpus3714
      @fumpus3714 2 роки тому +59

      @@sloshed-rat She's with a discord mod who's also an admin now.

    • @m0thp1mp21
      @m0thp1mp21 2 роки тому +54

      guy talks like brian griffin trying to pick up a hot white chick

    • @skuxx4670
      @skuxx4670 2 роки тому +56

      @@fumpus3714 source: trust me bro

    • @kinneyjoseph2
      @kinneyjoseph2 2 роки тому +23

      I'm confident she didn't give him her real name lol

  • @howiefeltersnatch7905
    @howiefeltersnatch7905 2 роки тому +236

    My favorite part was when he said "Here's how it's gonna work" like she is tied up in his basement and has no way put and he wants to play a game with her.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 2 роки тому +11

      That shit went from like 25 to 1000 when he said that

    • @tailsgoesfloofowo1085
      @tailsgoesfloofowo1085 2 роки тому +3

      “You’ve been put here because you don’t appreciate the life you were given. And that life is me.”

  • @nickloras
    @nickloras Рік тому +37

    "creepiest guy ever"
    puts himself on the thumbnail

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl 2 роки тому +472

    I've always had friends who complain that they can't find nice girls, but sometimes you have to wonder if your friend was this guy

    • @harivyas9550
      @harivyas9550 2 роки тому +46

      It’s the problem with desperate anti social men , desperation makes a man psychotic almost to the point where he will try anything to make things work his way & in the process they are so detached from reality that all hope is basically lost forever 💯

    • @crazymadstriker766
      @crazymadstriker766 2 роки тому +35

      @@harivyas9550 not just men but it's crazy what desperation can do

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 роки тому

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 2 роки тому +3

      @@harivyas9550 Sorry but why does anti social make him bad? I'd think it would would make them better since he isn't approaching women all the time? Answer is probably obvious and i'm just an idiot but i'm stumped.

    • @meghaha8966
      @meghaha8966 2 роки тому +20

      @@DevilJhoMama i don’t think they meant antisocial like shyness, shyness isn’t a bad trait (unless it bothers you i guess)
      The guy in the video is very antisocial, while still clearly looking for social contact. This is what wikipedia says if it helps lol “Anti-social behaviours are actions that harm or lack consideration for the well-being of others.[1] It has also been defined as any type of conduct that violates the basic rights of another person[2] and any behaviour that is considered to be disruptive to others in society.”
      I obviously don’t know how the commenter meant it bc i’m a different person but you’re not an idiot for misunderstanding something :)

  • @OmniPieTV
    @OmniPieTV 2 роки тому +6878

    I feel like he's literally fishing for women who are born yesterday. "Listen here babe, I'm the best thing you'll ever see on earth and you're lucky to even be able to be in my presence. Now if you understand how lucky you are then go ahead and spread your legs, you have 10 seconds before you miss this once in a life time opportunity."
    He's probably just given up on any woman with a shred of common sense and only go for the most gullible women on the planet who actually believes he's the apex alpha male.

    • @SSEdroid2707
      @SSEdroid2707 2 роки тому +9

      @UCEFhJRZpP7-2yXB8tGgRn2g Honestly shut up 🤗

    • @YakouHikoichi
      @YakouHikoichi 2 роки тому +175

      I bet he's moderator of discord, and reddit, I won't be surprised if he's actually one because the guy does look like he is one

    • @CentralRemasters
      @CentralRemasters 2 роки тому +56

      @Heather Ya joined 5 days ago and no subs. Nice.

    • @kran8258
      @kran8258 2 роки тому +1

      Go away leach

    • @alittlegrey_area
      @alittlegrey_area 2 роки тому +1

      Yooo, OmniPie, whats good?!

  • @Raidon484
    @Raidon484 2 роки тому +2439

    "I'm very intelligent"
    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I died of laughing
    "...and I'm very good in bed"
    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I resurrected just to die from laughing again

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai Рік тому +43

    *_" You're IQ is atleast 5 figures "_* I'm crying

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 2 роки тому +1330

    I recently met a guy who was obsessed with women being "elegant". I couldn't talk about any topic without the guy taking the conversation to a creepy direction.

    • @xixi6769
      @xixi6769 2 роки тому +89

      Ppl like that scare me.. Serial killer vibes

    • @jpshy1130
      @jpshy1130 2 роки тому +12

      Damn
      Like any convo? Even things completely unrelated with women?

    • @rouge9536
      @rouge9536 2 роки тому +17

      My type of people are the ones who talk about big booty baddies 😂😂

    • @Sarklaser
      @Sarklaser 2 роки тому +68

      As a woman, I honestly don't understand how that's even a compliment. Like, what am I, a hat? A vase? Wtf.

    • @nocapitals9833
      @nocapitals9833 2 роки тому +5

      what did they say/do to take it in a creepy direction lol?

  • @k13ran_18
    @k13ran_18 2 роки тому +690

    The balls on this alpha to approach love with "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" energy. Incredible.

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +24

      Next thing you know, she has a horse head in her bed

    • @billfox847
      @billfox847 2 роки тому +4

      @@PatrickWDunne Johnny Fontaine will not be in that movie!

    • @Shinigami344
      @Shinigami344 2 роки тому

      @@PatrickWDunne HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @derekknight5156
      @derekknight5156 2 роки тому +3

      This man is the answer to feminism

    • @boombap376
      @boombap376 2 роки тому

      I think this was faked, nobody is like that

  • @theisgood0
    @theisgood0 2 роки тому +141

    “I’m going to give you an opportunity.”
    Yeah so he’s a murderer.

  • @xlifexwithxlithiumx
    @xlifexwithxlithiumx 2 роки тому +28

    the casual sips of wine and eye rolling was just so relatable

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora 2 роки тому +2567

    Literally everything this dude says is a massive red flag. There's so many red flags you could make Jupiter the new red planet.

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 2 роки тому +8

      Lmaoooo 😂

    • @vgaportauthority9932
      @vgaportauthority9932 2 роки тому +58

      You could make a red carpet out of his psyche.

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 2 роки тому +46

      @@vgaportauthority9932 one that stretches around the entire fuckin world lmao

    • @Victor-ji1rz
      @Victor-ji1rz 2 роки тому +5

      Jupiter is already redish but more importantly its gaseous so you can't pitch flags on it

    • @furrtREALLYRIPS
      @furrtREALLYRIPS 2 роки тому +15

      @@Victor-ji1rz 😳

  • @berrycade
    @berrycade 2 роки тому +486

    He sounds like he is the CEO of a dying corporation and is trying to merge with a much larger corporation.

    • @meltorme7356
      @meltorme7356 2 роки тому +6

      Hmmm interesting

    • @yowshiii3
      @yowshiii3 2 роки тому +20

      This is so specific but spot on LMAOO

    • @amberlytownsend2856
      @amberlytownsend2856 2 роки тому +10

      I mean his last name is Sears so you might be onto something.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 роки тому +1

      @@amberlytownsend2856 zing!

  • @samistheman32
    @samistheman32 10 місяців тому +7

    This is the best representation of "You're not that guy pal"

  • @Eva-kl3fy
    @Eva-kl3fy 2 роки тому +2397

    if "Dimitri" is actually greek, i would like to apologize on behalf of my country for the existance of this guy. we will strive to do better

    • @SK-wy9gl
      @SK-wy9gl 2 роки тому +58

      such a dumb comment, no one is responsible for someone else's behaviour..

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому +15

      If he felt the need to leave to try to get away with this nonsense, then I reckon you're already doing just fine. It's people enabling and covering for creeps who need to apologize.

    • @andrewthegoat9383
      @andrewthegoat9383 2 роки тому +1

      @@SK-wy9gl its a joke goddamn

    • @Eva-kl3fy
      @Eva-kl3fy 2 роки тому +270

      @@SK-wy9gl it's... a joke, my guy

    • @kep1anna
      @kep1anna 2 роки тому +101

      @@SK-wy9gl guess youre fun at parties

  • @pingu9213
    @pingu9213 2 роки тому +398

    Bro, the “let the romance begin” had to be the most cringiest thing I’ve heard this year. How does someone have the courage to do this. I wouldn’t be caught dead saying anything like this.

  • @savylace1197
    @savylace1197 2 роки тому +468

    just hearing his voice and message "even if i was a very pretty lady" i would NEVER ever fall for this guy... He is tooooo much into himself...

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 2 роки тому +14

      Red flags all around

    • @savylace1197
      @savylace1197 2 роки тому +7

      @@enturnetrol7869 who the F*** are u talking about?

    • @savylace1197
      @savylace1197 2 роки тому +8

      i don't want the alpha energy in my family, We R all equal

    • @iforbot7732
      @iforbot7732 2 роки тому

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @EternalDb
      @EternalDb 2 роки тому

      @@savylace1197 we will annihilate all of yu / yoh

  • @acer-er6md
    @acer-er6md 9 місяців тому +8

    “You’re lucky im making you an offer here” i hope i have the shittiest luck ever

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful 2 роки тому +1037

    I was really hoping this guy was going to throw in the "I'm one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet." That would've solidified his status as Alpha a-hole.

    • @h_oom4114
      @h_oom4114 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah, too bad. It was still kind of implied though.

    • @yamatanoorochi3149
      @yamatanoorochi3149 2 роки тому +3

      I think "passionate" does more than the job

    • @jesaja
      @jesaja 2 роки тому +1

      That would’ve been a lie as well, since I am the nicest guy you’ve (n)ever met. Ladies, call me, or else…

    • @grundierungtaglich6241
      @grundierungtaglich6241 2 роки тому +2

      Cute plush tho

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul 2 роки тому +2

      Lol, I literally heard my little brother say this to a girl on the phone 😂
      He was literally like :
      "Well if you don't love him just dump him, just tell him the truth. By the way I'm a super nice guy"
      (even though he had only just been dumped himself a couple days ago)
      But the girl was exactly the same as she literally said :
      "I can't do that because I'm just such a super nice girl you know."
      After that my nose was red from smelling all that hypocrisy 😆

  • @ostrari
    @ostrari 2 роки тому +684

    Clearly this guy was a chad. The cops must've arrested him for stealing their wives.

    • @RustyNickels
      @RustyNickels 2 роки тому +36

      Dimitri doesn't steal wives. He saves them.

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 2 роки тому +2

      kleptomaniac dmitri

    • @Kevin-tw8mx
      @Kevin-tw8mx 2 роки тому +1

      Joe Biden is way creepier. This is why trump should've won.

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 2 роки тому +8

      @@Kevin-tw8mx what?

    • @samuelschmitt853
      @samuelschmitt853 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kevin-tw8mx isn’t trump a pedo?

  • @christhekid8114
    @christhekid8114 2 роки тому +752

    I find it impressive how the guy doesn’t even need a social media platform to be creepy

    • @CabronWey
      @CabronWey 2 роки тому +25

      Hate deez bots😤

    • @originalSiiiN
      @originalSiiiN 2 роки тому +7

      not bot not a bott

    • @iliveinapuddle986
      @iliveinapuddle986 2 роки тому +12

      @@originalSiiiN that sounds like something a bot would say....

    • @originalSiiiN
      @originalSiiiN 2 роки тому +8

      @@iliveinapuddle986 ha ha ha human humor just like me that i enjoy

    • @Twistingmp4
      @Twistingmp4 2 роки тому +3

      I thought the creepiest people don't even know what the internet is

  • @SlurpcoreProductions
    @SlurpcoreProductions Рік тому +11

    my phycology teacher played this to us to show examples of narcissism

  • @sugnoma8251
    @sugnoma8251 2 роки тому +374

    This voicemail guy would think a waitress approaching him asking for his order would be her flirting with him

    • @renegadepyro726
      @renegadepyro726 2 роки тому +33

      This reminds me of a guy that I used to work with when I worked at Target, and a girl asked him for help and his first thought was that she liked him because she came up to him when “there was 2 other guys next to” him. And to make it worse he was following her around the store by trying to act like he was fixing shelves by wherever she went. Shit was crazy sad

    • @sugnoma8251
      @sugnoma8251 2 роки тому +15

      @@renegadepyro726 people wonder why they get zero play and then thats is their attempt at getting a girl💀💀

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara 2 роки тому +6

      There was a guy who followed and stopped me in the middle of my work (after I started avoiding their table because I felt uneasy) to show his phone contacts list, scrolling through the women's names, telling me how all of them wanted to sleep with him. Like I was supposed to feel grateful he was interested in me.

    • @blakeweston7593
      @blakeweston7593 2 роки тому +1

      @@mahogara I can’t believe people like this exist

    • @blakeweston7593
      @blakeweston7593 2 роки тому +1

      @@mahogara very sorry you had to deal with that

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +336

    he says "here's how it's gonna work" after getting rejected and leaving voicemails a thousand times as if he's dealing with some bad people but he has the ultimate power in this situation to close the deal, which shows how delusional and disgusting people like this are to think relationships are like a business deal, people like this hate everybody because ultimately they hate themselves and are very insecure and twisted, detached from reality.

    • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323
      @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 2 роки тому

      I just feel bad for the guy, he might tought 'i need to be professional' now he is a creep... feel bad, but then again its fake...

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 2 роки тому +9

      @@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 It’s not fake, didn’t you watch the whole video? The guy’s literally a pickup artist who does this weird shit all the time. Constantly bragging about himself & treating dating like a business transaction isn’t romantic lmao, and his second voicemail sounded downright threatening so how do you not get that he comes across as super creepy?

    • @14mspickles
      @14mspickles 2 роки тому +7

      @@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 it was left by a real man who went to jail for hate speech, and even if it was fake there are people who actually think/do these things. very scary how insecurity can make people turn predatory tbh

    • @rosalin7747
      @rosalin7747 2 роки тому +3

      @@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 feel bad for the woman not for the man

    • @imurpapa8120
      @imurpapa8120 2 роки тому

      @@rosalin7747 he didnt harm anyone just entertaining

  • @klaystaccs
    @klaystaccs 2 роки тому +27

    Lol sounds like a creepy job interview, he was practically giving a relationship based job description on how to love him and how you should be around him

  • @quickfeather
    @quickfeather 2 роки тому +7022

    As a Greek, we do not claim him and humbly pass him off to the Turks.

    • @alternax9751
      @alternax9751 2 роки тому +9

      Nah nah don’t even bother with the Turks just send it to the Russian drunk guy on the road.

    • @ieatpeople2566
      @ieatpeople2566 2 роки тому +473

      I think they took it

    • @highflux5402
      @highflux5402 2 роки тому

      weak sperm moment

    • @cansayn7994
      @cansayn7994 2 роки тому +684

      I didnt know greeks also make this joke about us. This made me so happy lol

    • @quickfeather
      @quickfeather 2 роки тому +820

      @@cansayn7994 oh yeah, Greeks and Turks are kind of like rivalling siblings. we share a lot of culture (because of invasions on both parts)

  • @marcuscaestus3583
    @marcuscaestus3583 2 роки тому +416

    i am an alcolic who recently relapsed and spent the last few days detoxing. i felt like the scum of the earth until i saw this video. im a little more hopeful now that i know i could be soooo much worse than being an alcoholic, i could be this man leaving a voicemail. what an psychological chernobyl. what a fucking kaleidoscope of red flags and heinous intentions. what a kyle.

    • @kingleonida5513
      @kingleonida5513 2 роки тому +75

      Keep it up my man, everyone believes In your recovery

    • @saarrraaahhh
      @saarrraaahhh 2 роки тому +38

      you got this man, you’re no where near the scum of earth for addiction . it’s not an easy journey, keep your head up !

    • @burgerkingtoilet8183
      @burgerkingtoilet8183 2 роки тому +28

      keep it up dude! addiction is hard, but you can do it man. sending you support

    • @MoonLight-hu8ni
      @MoonLight-hu8ni 2 роки тому +24

      Keep it up, man! You are awesome

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 2 роки тому +19

      You got this, man!

  • @Boots43096
    @Boots43096 2 роки тому +507

    guy: "how do i impress women?"
    his friend: "Show confidence!"
    the guy:

    • @richyket661
      @richyket661 2 роки тому

      whats worse is that this is clearly working for him smh

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +10

      Narcissism isn't confidence. My gf was actually just talking about how she noticed self absorbed dudes are all low confirnce

    • @rafaelbordoni516
      @rafaelbordoni516 2 роки тому +5

      It's funny how the guy reaffirming himself over and over and saying how amazing he is is the opposite of confidence, but that's exactly how someone not confident would try to "show confidence"

    • @SoggySlopster
      @SoggySlopster 2 роки тому +1

      I mean that’s kinda true. Girls go Gaga over a confident lad

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 2 роки тому +4

      @@SoggySlopster Narcs aren’t confident tho

  • @MedievalLofi
    @MedievalLofi 2 роки тому +1

    3:23 I want a Charlie guided meditation video.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +1028

    "The ultimate super alpha male specimen"
    Wow Charlie, how kind of you to leave a voice-mail on some woman's phone

  • @CHEDDAHD
    @CHEDDAHD 2 роки тому +1265

    I would love to watchCharlie narrate a "JCS" type video. The combination of seriousness and comedy at just the right moments would be so perfect

    • @sofiarodriguez6768
      @sofiarodriguez6768 2 роки тому +12

      Oh you should watch Boze vs. the World!

    • @CHEDDAHD
      @CHEDDAHD 2 роки тому +1

      @Safwaan the best o7

    • @lyrqk5829
      @lyrqk5829 2 роки тому +1

      @Safwaan it's a saluting person emote

    • @rivitril5440
      @rivitril5440 2 роки тому +1

      @Safwaan HE DIED?!!?!?!

    • @allink5526
      @allink5526 2 роки тому +12

      @@rivitril5440 some of their videos were taken down or flagged I think

  • @p_owlow
    @p_owlow 2 роки тому +886

    This genuinely hurts to listen to, I actually hope she doesn’t end up having a stalker

    • @Jalapyno
      @Jalapyno 2 роки тому +128

      It was 10 years ago and he's jail
      🐸

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 роки тому +4

      Get out of here, STALKER.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 роки тому +57

      Watched three minutes and made a comment

    • @Kuhmodo
      @Kuhmodo 2 роки тому +22

      She got hit up by fucking Patrick Bateman that's scary as fuck lol

    • @TJ__23
      @TJ__23 2 роки тому +8

      @Slumbr Tracks It seems like half the comments on cr1tikal videos are just going off of the title or the first min of the video

  • @josephbernal4246
    @josephbernal4246 Рік тому +5

    Bro just threw in the most majestic ad ever made and thought we'd never notice.

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen 2 роки тому +1370

    The guy's definitely creepy, but I'm honestly more angry after hearing this than creeped out. He's so presumptuous that I barely have room to be disturbed.

    • @JimzMC
      @JimzMC 2 роки тому +20

      I have anger issues, so I am just gonna try to help you out, even though you might ignore this comment or even hate on it. This is a stupid dude, and I personally would advise ignoring the things that make you angry, or try to find some light in those things. Again, if you like being angry at things like this, though be the people being stupid af, you can, I just would try to stay as happy as possible.

    • @trumpeterjen
      @trumpeterjen 2 роки тому +81

      @@JimzMC ???
      This guy is just irritating. I rolled my eyes and moved on.
      You really think it hasn't occurred to me to ignore things that make me angry and "try to stay happy?"

    • @altruisticlemur
      @altruisticlemur 2 роки тому +35

      @@JimzMC ???

    • @michemicalromance
      @michemicalromance 2 роки тому +17

      @@JimzMC as someone with anger issues myself I appreciate your comment

    • @narrowhead
      @narrowhead 2 роки тому +3

      @@JimzMC how positive

  • @SAUC3YJACK
    @SAUC3YJACK 2 роки тому +773

    This dude is infamous in Toronto. You have to look up Dimitri’s ‘Your Ward News’ newsletter on your stream and learn how truly batshit insane he really is.

  • @sleep_is_awesome2838
    @sleep_is_awesome2838 2 роки тому +397

    I met this guy, and I'm pretty sure I'm referenced when he says "or maybe your mom is dying of cancer":
    My mom was receiving radiation therapy for cervical cancer in Toronto, and she wanted to take her girls shopping (we all lived 2 hours North) -Things moms do to create memories if they aren't sure how many they have to make. She was acting a little manic from the anti-nausea medication and making us laugh so much.
    That's when this guy tapped my shoulder and began his line. He referred to my mom as "my friend", called me elgant and intimidating for men, asked for my number and tried calling it to prove it was or wasn't fake.
    To be fair, I was in my early 20s, and he wasn't horrible, and I was so insecure that I would never turn down anyone approaching me those days. Once I was home, he called me with a lot of sexually forward questions. We had agreed to meet for supper in Toronto on the day I was going to visit my mom again, and also see Kids in the Hall. It took until the day of the date, that my spidey-senses started to scream loud enough that I stood him up, took my mom to the show, and ate at the pickle-barrel with her.
    He left rude text messages, so I called him to see if he would backpedal. He didn't, and I replied with "well sorry I'd rather hang out with my mom whose got cancer!" and FLIPPED THE PHONE SHUT. It was wild to see the famous voicemail like a year or two later.
    He was also a fake doctor charged with sexual assault/harassment, and charged for having a grenade in his college dorm.

    • @adriangeorg2166
      @adriangeorg2166 2 роки тому +35

      sounds legit to me. Thought I´d be seeing a lot more comments under it lol.

    • @sleep_is_awesome2838
      @sleep_is_awesome2838 2 роки тому +6

      @@adriangeorg2166 Someone asked a question, but deleted it. It's probably the cancer aspect, making it a sensitive topic to approach.

    • @adriangeorg2166
      @adriangeorg2166 2 роки тому +2

      @@sleep_is_awesome2838 could be yeah.

    • @magolordo8794
      @magolordo8794 2 роки тому +11

      A GRENADE???

    • @lifemistake8314
      @lifemistake8314 2 роки тому +26

      The sexual harassment and grenade thing sounds very in character for him.

  • @nintendu64
    @nintendu64 Рік тому +6

    Dear slim I wrote you but you still ain’t callin

  • @SpeedVaultz
    @SpeedVaultz 2 роки тому +198

    The actual biggest lie ever told by a man. "Women approach me 6-7 times a day."

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 роки тому +40

      "sir, you cannot publicly defecate in our establishment, please leave."

    • @NN-pe6ip
      @NN-pe6ip 2 роки тому +21

      Men are lucky if a woman approaches them 6-7 times in their whole life, not a day.

    • @I_like_your_handle_Mister
      @I_like_your_handle_Mister 2 роки тому +36

      Not a lie, he just works in retail

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 роки тому +4

      Who even on the face of earth is approached by anyone for dating 6-7 times a week

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 2 роки тому +2

      that just sounds so tiring

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon 2 роки тому +144

    "I'm giving you an opportunity here". I came pretty close to laugh-puking with that line.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 2 роки тому +1645

    It's the woman's expressions that crack me up, then sipping some red wine. I'd be drinking alcohol too if a creep were leaving messges. 🤣 Whomever this Olga is, I hope she's living in a happy and healthy relationship.

    • @frvmeprfct
      @frvmeprfct 2 роки тому +25

      yeah me too

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 2 роки тому +54

      Or she is single and happy about that too.

    • @MrTroyman8
      @MrTroyman8 2 роки тому +9

      Right? She was trying so hard not to laugh at points.

  • @jordanphilipperris
    @jordanphilipperris 8 місяців тому +3

    There are actually people you should ghost, and I am pretty sure he is one of them...

  • @thoughtfuldevil6069
    @thoughtfuldevil6069 2 роки тому +159

    I'm sure he took this rejection spectacularly well.

  • @thinkingsoutherner9911
    @thinkingsoutherner9911 2 роки тому +591

    As a single guy, I can easily take this video as advice. This man has effectively shown me everything I need to do to get a restraining order and possibly worse. In all seriousness, I think I can find success by doing the opposite of everything the caller does

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte 2 роки тому +2

      So.. sound insecure??
      That won't work already telling ya

    • @thinkingsoutherner9911
      @thinkingsoutherner9911 2 роки тому +53

      @@SadMatte Nah, more of don’t be overbearing and narcissistic when talking to people

    • @fg2002id
      @fg2002id 2 роки тому +19

      @@thinkingsoutherner9911 Also don't have high expectations while self must be a better person, not just other person. Too many people always expect the other must be perfect meanwhile ourselves is okay to be a worse person.

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Рік тому

      Agreed. You will probably get a date just by thinking exactly opposite of this douche

    • @sleepyconscious
      @sleepyconscious Рік тому

      @@SadMatte stupid take

  • @sl1ck557
    @sl1ck557 2 роки тому +699

    Charlie with no lighting looks like he’s about to go down his villain arch

  • @Kg_qK
    @Kg_qK 2 роки тому +6

    Reading messages from guys like this is already scary, but hearing them actually talk like this and say these words out loud is TERRIFYING.

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 2 роки тому +300

    Shouldn´t it be common knowledge by now that guys calling themselves "alpha", "chad" or anything like that unironically are the lowest of the low?
    I have yet to see anything that disputes this claim of mine.

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 2 роки тому +5

      Dagget: I'm in charge!
      Bane: Do you *feel* in charge?

    • @XxX_afterHours_XxX
      @XxX_afterHours_XxX 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheGardiner You're a big guy

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with Chad tho?

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 2 роки тому +1

      @@XxX_afterHours_XxX lmao what does this mean

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 2 роки тому +17

      @@pythondrink the name itself nothing, if someone is legit called Chad by their parents, then okay, whatever. But there´s basically the meme "Chad" that probably originated from incels and their wack theories of "Chads" that all have the same kind of names and "steal away the girls", that evolved into a meme of a chad being basically the same as "the alpha" in terms of internet buzzwords.

  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED 2 роки тому +3719

    This guy is the KING of Alpha's, the goddamn GIGA-Chad! He needs a dedicated follow-up lore video 😂

    • @brulookatdisdud5777
      @brulookatdisdud5777 2 роки тому +124

      Of all people I expect to see

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna 2 роки тому +10

      Ok

    • @dingusdan1208
      @dingusdan1208 2 роки тому +44

      W-why are you here?

    • @varunsvinu
      @varunsvinu 2 роки тому +112

      Dr Bright, please go back to your duties.

    • @Max-js1mx
      @Max-js1mx 2 роки тому +33

      Man the people I see in comment sections sometimes 🤣

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 2 роки тому +210

    That dude is promoting himself like he’s on Shark Tank “I’m giving you an opportunity here”

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah freaking stupid

    • @TheStonedZone
      @TheStonedZone 2 роки тому +8

      This is one deal Mark Cuban won't take.

  • @archangel4926
    @archangel4926 Рік тому +3

    When I saw his picture first thing that popped into my head was "Oh hi Mark."

  • @demimarie8587
    @demimarie8587 2 роки тому +242

    What’s scary is that he’s probably manipulated women in the past and expects that to happen every time. He looks for women with low self esteem and no standards, definitely an abuser.

  • @keith7261
    @keith7261 2 роки тому +2463

    I feel sometimes I’m just not that charismatic, but then I see stuff like this, and it makes me feel better about myself
    Jesus, most likes I’ve gotten on a comment. Some rare wholesome youtube comments here, great to see. This made my day.

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 роки тому +95

      You've got this, king. Just believe in yourself and be yourself

    • @keith7261
      @keith7261 2 роки тому +58

      @@ReizokoRyu thanks man. Its what I think has been my reason, because Im just going to be myself and Im not going to conform just so I can find someone. If people don’t appreciate it, thats okay, I dont want them either. I feel like we should all try to change things to be better people, because we all can, but being better doesn’t mean changing your personality for someone else. Im not saying you dont know this, but I just saw this comment blow up on my phone, and wanted to say more of my piece.

    • @Joker72139
      @Joker72139 2 роки тому +6

      Oh hi mark

    • @raptorrex
      @raptorrex 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @darwinescobar4072
      @darwinescobar4072 2 роки тому +14

      Reizoko and Keith both of you are beautiful human beings