Matteo Lane & Jaye McBride Give Advice
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- Опубліковано 24 лют 2024
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Quote of the Day: “It’s never over when they say it, it’s over when you say.”
Yes! Hilarious! 😂
I'm also totally giving "I didn't know your face was there" (anonymous audience member) direct quote time, too!
This has evolved from a comedy show to a gay confession booth and im all for it.
My introduction to Jaye...instantly with "stalk him" and "it's never over when they say" I was like _this person's a winner_ 😂
"exes are for stalking, not for friendship" 🤣💀
the collective gasp when that guy said "a year and a half"
i read this comment in the beginning of the video so i was waiting for the moment to happen. when i heard the story i was like hell no and the audience reaction was better than i could’ve imagined. their reaction is justified.
"Everyone in Seattle lives in a tent." lmaooo
Is this a reference to something?
8:19 my boy
It’s so true lol
Unfortunately a lot of folks here do :(
@@ginat.8064it’s referring to how expensive it is to live in Seattle.
I love how when Jaye says something really out of pocket Matteo is just like “you better werk, Jaye!” 🤣🤣🤣
"That man's name is Lindsey Graham...."
Priceless.
Geneva Vroom Vroom Karr
Jaye is hilarious! And, onstage with Matteo....Pure Gold! Love.
When he said that Jaye wrote great jokes he wasn't kidding, clearly that was a comedic gold maker delivering that level of comedy that quick on stage.
"You're right" 😮💨
That was hands down the most expressive admission of defeat I've heard😂
I need more matteo and jaye.
Jaye is hilarious 😂 wish we could see more of her ✨
These are my favorite type of Mateo videos hands down.
Sorry I didn’t know your face was there🤣💀
Jaye scared the hell out of that crowd! I love it.
More of Jaye and Matteo please ❤
I love the absolutely chaotic energy that Jaye immediately creates with these answers, just brilliant
My life as a piano mover LMAO
Holy SHIT she's funny! 🤣 Every line was a gem!
Excellent pairing. Hysterical. 😊❤
Jaye is funny af. A bird with teeth. 😂
Holy fuck, Jaye is quick and funny
3:42 the look on Matteo’s face bro!!!! ❤😂😂
Matteo has the best laugh.
So, so funny.
Also huge congratulations Matteo on reaching 1 million subscribers too 🥳
More of this duo please 🙏🏼 😂 OMFG
Jaye is hilarious! I loved her set when she opened for you in Detroit. :)
More advice please!! This was epic!! 😂💕
People always ask Matteo about the wildest situations in these vids 😆
Jaye slayed!
Love this series of his!
Matteo is world's best Agony Aunt, and with this charming assistant, he's unbeatable! I feel he could solve all the problems in my life and the lives of all the people I know. XD
You guys are FUNNYYYYY together!!!! more pls!!!
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
love her!! go girl
Matteo is best advice dispenser
It’s always the Olive Garden. 😂
This got me laughing until i peed a little in my pants. So funny. I would definitely love to see more of you. She is awesome and witty. With Nick as well, I'd probably rofling all night long. Consider it.
I LOVE Jaye and her dynamic with Matteo!
Matteo's face is precious.
Love your work Matteo!!
Love this
I love Jaye! You both were too hilarious!
Two of my favorites ❤❤❤
OMG Love HER !!
Excellent... lot's of fun!
I fucking love the advice series 😂😂😂
FYI: the slapper clearly wants to be more than friends.
This was so unhinged... LOVED IT1
This should have just gone on for three hours.
JAYE IS ICONIC. You rock!
I didn't know Jaye and now I LOVE her! She is so funny and incisive, and yet so random, like it's impossible to know what she's going to say next.
THIS....was really good!! 🎉🎉❤❤
Love you Matteo❤🎉🎉
You have a lot of great chemistry with other comics, but this is my favorite so far. Hilarious!
Omg this was hysterical 😂😂😂.
Matteo almost at 1M‼️‼️‼️
Is Matteo just always wearing the Dodgers shirt, working at the comedy cellar, and giving advice with a guest?
This shirt is already an icon! :D
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know your face was there” 😂😂😂
She gets me lol
"everyone in Seattle lives in a tent" KILLED me - I work in Seattle 😂
She actually killed it. I hope she has a special somewhere
You and Jaye were hilarious last night! Can’t wait for you to come back to Detroit!
Stalk him! So funny.😂
He's trying to hit on you 😂😂😂
love it
😂😂😂 Lindsey Graham! Epic 😂😂😂
the mention of Chile sent me out of the window. damn god i didn’t know you even knew about the miners, thanks matteo!!
Everybody knows about them! And about the one who’s girlfriend and wife found out about eachother while they were waiting for them to be rescued
I’m from Seattle, that joke was hilarious 😂 but seriously you should tour here!! We would love to see you!
Will the comedy venue be a tent too? 🤔🤣
@@paunitka7 probably! Too rainy to do a show outdoors 😂
@@vsic1005 No, but really, is this some cultural reference that I cannot be aware of as an outsider? Is there some back story? My only associations with Seattle at this point is some old romcom and that awesome radio KEXP.
@@paunitka7 I think it’s either a hippy reference (because we’re super liberal, into nature, and smoke a lot of weed) or a reference to the city’s massive homeless population (largely due to rent increases and inflation, the city hasn’t done enough to help those living in tents on the streets).
@@vsic1005 Oh, I see... Hang on in there, I guess?
This is the first time I've seen multiple people asking for advice actually say "You're right".
The spy store 😂
this is the first time i've heard of jaye and it only took until "stalk them" for me to become a huge fan of hers lmao
Please bring Jaye back, she's hysterical 😂
Hilarious!
Yoooo Jaye do slay tho 💃🏻
Saw Jaye in Albany years ago since I lived in the area, she was hilarious and I'm glad to see she's doing well!
Jaye knocking them down! good shit!
Lindsey Graham 😂😂😂
It's because he likes you,
When he gets drunk it's harder to hide and he doesn't want to cross the best friend line and possibly ruin the relationship, so instead of kissing you, he slaps you.
I don't know who Jaye is but, I love them! They are ICONIQUE!
The slapping best friend is jealous and in love with him.
Least amount of questions answered winner!!!
Please bring Jaye back all the time omg I’m crying
The Seattle joke sent me
Hilarious
You have to stalk them to know you're WINNING...DUH.
This was hilarious!!
OMG 🔥 about to hit 1M! 👏👏👏 Who’s the real oral expert?!
And our next guest on the Matteo Lane & Friends Variety Hour....
1:35 If a one-night stand looked through my window and asked, "What's wrong?" I would die laughing. The innocent voice with deep sexual urges wins me over.
That second person sounds like they're unwitting friends to a closeted dominatrix who loves public shaming; the fact that he only does it while drunk shows he has DARK URGES that can only be released with history's oldest truth serum.
I've got friendly relationships with my exes, but I'm somewhat intense, so they keep their distances. To me, an ex-girlfriend is basically a BFF that you can share embarrassing sexual stories without getting judged...too harshly. XD
Ha, that fourth question. He's in a relationship with a married man, probably with kids and various relationships with the nearby shop owners and/or local runners. I love the thought that he's a hoarder. Maybe an animal hoarder?
I didnt there was was a better duo rhan Matteo and Nick but Jaye is quite amazing ❤
Thanks. I need a good laugh.
😂😂
who else noticed hes almost at 1M subs!
Is this from the Advice Special or new material?
When I was younger (before I turned 50) I used my ex boyfriends to move my furniture. Always good to keep good relations with your ex boyfriends. Even better to be good friends with their current wives. Yes, it can be done.
Does Matteo own other shirts?
😂..
Despite this being comedy, I feel like they're giving common sense advice, and what surprises me is that these people haven't thought of it themselves