Arma 3 Overthrow Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Excluding Banana Trading

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  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 5 років тому +5374

    ARMA: *exists*
    Spiff: Sorry, this is Tropico now.

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 5 років тому +35

      I used to play this with the tropico 4 soundtrack on. 😁

    • @admthrawnuru
      @admthrawnuru 5 років тому +10

      Armabitrage 3

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 5 років тому +33

      @@MongooseTacticool some one make a radio mod for arma and add the Tropico Radio station.

    • @mr.oddlyfox6934
      @mr.oddlyfox6934 5 років тому +2

      Gottem!

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 3 роки тому +5

      Tropico: Cadian XXth Edition

  • @Zanta100
    @Zanta100 5 років тому +3622

    Rimmy: this is a military simulation
    Spiff: did you say abuse the economy?
    i heared abuse the economy
    i will abuse the economy

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 років тому +60

      *heard
      Yep, sounds about right.

    • @NicofTime...
      @NicofTime... 5 років тому +13

      Underrated

    • @DeadsTBD
      @DeadsTBD 5 років тому +17

      It remind me of an old forum game lots of years ago... you level up your trade level and you can buy and sell for a good profit... until they found about it and shut it down :p

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit 5 років тому +16

      Abusing the economy to control the country's wealth is one way to take it over so it kind of goes with the theme.

    • @Whale_stream
      @Whale_stream 5 років тому +36

      Rimmy was actually a little frustrated with how half the server started just watch running instead of shooting bad guys lul

  • @outrageousai2562
    @outrageousai2562 5 років тому +2817

    Game: *functions*
    The Spiffing Brit: How about no.

    • @Shadow-vh5bv
      @Shadow-vh5bv 5 років тому +59

      Arma 3 doesn't really function in general xd

    • @elite3421
      @elite3421 5 років тому +54

      "Game: functions"
      You are talking about Arma 3 here, mate.

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому +14

      Shadow, it's clunky as fuck and needs optimization but it's a hell of a fun game especially with mods.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому

      You crazy bastard!

    • @outrageousai2562
      @outrageousai2562 5 років тому +7

      For those who would read this humble Australians comment, I played Arma 3 once on a friends account and I think the only thing I actually accomplished was accidentally running over uhh... something.

  • @bitingapotato3277
    @bitingapotato3277 5 років тому +1926

    Every one else: Let's liberate this country!
    Spiff: Let's buy this country with its own money!

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +35

      Liberating their cash 1 banana at a time.

    • @JulianLinair
      @JulianLinair 5 років тому +18

      I can hear the melodic strains of "Rule Britannia" now...

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 5 років тому +11

      @@JulianLinair rule banana banana rule the waves

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 5 років тому +4

      All the more reason for a global currency. Though I guess USD is fairly global. We're so spoiled.

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 5 років тому +5

      @@Jrez lol USD is global in the US... nowhere else...

  • @szymon5486
    @szymon5486 5 років тому +1219

    *gets pulled over*
    *attempted robbery*
    "We mean well"
    *me cracking up*

  • @TheWizardMus
    @TheWizardMus 5 років тому +1887

    I love how this entire episode is him teaching everyone else om the server how to cheat the economy

    • @Max_Griswald
      @Max_Griswald 5 років тому +157

      @L1qu1d S1lenc3r - At first it was legitimate capitalism, but due to his efforts, he broke the game in such a way that he could literally stand in one place and buy items and sell items right back at a profit, which is not capitalism, that is a broken game.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 5 років тому +57

      That's what he does - He breaks games. It's up to the game devs to patch the exploits :p

    • @GIboy1990
      @GIboy1990 5 років тому +41

      @@Max_Griswald Have you ever heard of the stock market?

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 5 років тому +7

      We don't actually _know_ that isn't intended.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +3

      He's a true knight of the Queen.

  • @masterufall3812
    @masterufall3812 5 років тому +2682

    *gets pulled over*
    Them: “GIVE US ALL YOUR WATCHES”
    Spiff: “How about you go steal those guns and sell them for money?”
    *it actually works and they let him go*
    O_O never seen someone bargain their way out of robbery so well before.

    • @dickyboi4956
      @dickyboi4956 5 років тому +268

      speech 100

    • @diviad1914
      @diviad1914 5 років тому +169

      Guess he had levels in diplomancy

    • @TheDwagonHD
      @TheDwagonHD 5 років тому +179

      @@diviad1914 Turns out He is the Real 100 stat-man

    • @lightning0938
      @lightning0938 5 років тому +152

      I mean he essentially said "go steal from a richer person than me" if you're going to steal do it right at least

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 5 років тому +114

      A good example why charisma is such a powerfull stat.

  • @thelolilemon2920
    @thelolilemon2920 5 років тому +589

    Spiffing Brit: I acidentaly made the resistance more welthy than NATO
    Rimmy: U wot?

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 роки тому +2

      0:30 But why do resistance has to be in form of regular Polish Army soldiers? O.o

  • @JammyD2579
    @JammyD2579 4 роки тому +503

    "I'm afraid we've caused a little bit of an uproar on the server, because while everyone has been very busy fighting in the rebellion to overthrow the evil NATO, bankrolled by megacorporations, they have accidentally created *ME* "
    [east india trading company intensifies]
    dead

    • @karasunara5721
      @karasunara5721 4 роки тому +11

      what i dont understand is now they have been bankrolled by spiff and they have more money then nato so they can just out last nato in a war of money. why is that bad?

  • @bigludo22
    @bigludo22 5 років тому +1097

    i was a little dissapointed that Spiff didn't call his banana selling book "The Art of the Peel"

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +35

      Don't you mean "The Art of A Peel" subtitle "How going 'Nanas got me rich"

    • @Lucawalke.r
      @Lucawalke.r 5 років тому +2

      It would have been hilarious if he called himself the banana Mafia

    • @MrXCyrax
      @MrXCyrax 4 роки тому +1

      what a brilliant name for a book xD *dying*

    • @Captain_Eyeball
      @Captain_Eyeball 3 роки тому +2

      I was hoping for "Potassium positives in the 20th century"

    • @sp4zticgoat315
      @sp4zticgoat315 3 роки тому +1

      11 years well done

  • @chins4tw
    @chins4tw 5 років тому +809

    Game: Has infinite inventory and shops
    Spiff: allow me to introduce myself.

    • @treyslider6954
      @treyslider6954 5 років тому +25

      he's a man of wealth and taste...

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 5 років тому +12

      @@treyslider6954 he's been around for a long, long year

    • @СашаАбрамов-ъ4э
      @СашаАбрамов-ъ4э 5 років тому +9

      @@toasty4000000 stole many of man's watches to trade

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 5 років тому +2

      @@СашаАбрамов-ъ4э he was around when bananas were the item to exchange

    • @TheChaosfreak97
      @TheChaosfreak97 5 років тому +1

      And if you meet me have some tasty tee

  • @jocerboy6040
    @jocerboy6040 5 років тому +321

    Resistance military: right we need to liberate the island
    Spiff: I herd colonisation with bananas

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 5 років тому +1703

    Spiff: *gets a day job*
    Spiff: "Is this infinite money?"

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 років тому +160

      Coming soon: "Capitalism is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits - excluding having a job"

    • @user-xt7el4nm7p
      @user-xt7el4nm7p 5 років тому +18

      jobs aren't exponential though

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому +9

      @@LordDragox412 lol homeless is a PERFECTLY BALANCED job with no exploits - excluding the spare changes
      *thumbnail* Unlimited Money! IS BROKEN...

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 років тому +8

      @@parklife27 Considering a skilled beggar can earn more money by begging than working I'd say it's totally perfectly balanced :P

    • @aaronconsultant
      @aaronconsultant 4 роки тому +1

      Rich dad Poor dad said that. Welcome to the other side of the looking glass.

  • @kaich369
    @kaich369 5 років тому +434

    Potassium is the backbone of a revolution.

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 5 років тому +727

    When you’re so good at breaking games you actually cause the admin to shut down a server.

    • @Its_kat_g
      @Its_kat_g 3 роки тому +25

      To be fair, it’s not hard when all the Zeus’s are crybabies

    • @averypoggamer3700
      @averypoggamer3700 3 роки тому +1

      @@Its_kat_g pog.

    • @SuchDoge4242
      @SuchDoge4242 3 роки тому +1

      @@Its_kat_g legit. Not going zeus way, you be chosen downed server status.

  • @StarzKri
    @StarzKri 5 років тому +427

    When you break a game so much that they have to shut the server down.

  • @henryreinecke6036
    @henryreinecke6036 5 років тому +618

    Game developer: "Hey, we've made a nice game with good mechanics and perfect balance! There will be no unwanted advantages for the player!...............Wait, why do I hear Rule Britannia?"

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 років тому +8

      lmao the fools, when Spiff hits the seen, "oh yes this is perfectly balanced" then wrecks the game*

    • @VynalDerp
      @VynalDerp 5 років тому +4

      In this case it's more like a mod lol

  • @h1r086
    @h1r086 5 років тому +437

    Spiff: "I'll cut you in with 0.1% profits if you give me all of your cash in hand right now." Me: "I accept" Spiff: "Ok hand it over" Me: "I have 0 dollars, they are all yours". You have taught me well.

    • @L8ugh1ngm8n1
      @L8ugh1ngm8n1 5 років тому +24

      The irony is if that guy had given him the money then judging by the cash Spiffing had at the end there he would have had 1250 which would have been a good deal more than most folk in the server and that is before you also include the 0.1% from the cash Spiffing used to buy the properties with as well.

    • @h1r086
      @h1r086 5 років тому +14

      @@L8ugh1ngm8n1 Here's the tricky part though and I think it was intentional: 0.1 is a multiplier equal to 10%, but he didn't say 10%.. he said 0.1 _percent_ . That is a 0.001 multiplier which applied to let's say 100,000$ would give 100$. It's a common mistake people make when they see decimals as percentages and yet still applying them as a multiplier would be without the % sign.

    • @L8ugh1ngm8n1
      @L8ugh1ngm8n1 5 років тому

      @@h1r086 yup you're right

    • @raptorofwar4415
      @raptorofwar4415 5 років тому +7

      @@h1r086 .001 multiplier on literally no investment is still value though.

    • @h1r086
      @h1r086 5 років тому +4

      @@raptorofwar4415 Yeah that was my point with my first comment when I played out myself agreeing to the deal. It's literally free money and it's very Spiff-like to game those kinds of systems.

  • @tomramsden5434
    @tomramsden5434 5 років тому +412

    Rebel leader: ok everyone we're being occupied by a hostile force, how can you contribute to the resistance?
    Strong guy: i can punch people
    Sneaky guy: i can stab people
    Spiffing Brit: i can ruin the economy and buy all the land and businesses

    • @flixelgato1288
      @flixelgato1288 3 роки тому +6

      Arguably if he’d wanted to he could’ve contributed more to the resistance than anyone else

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t 3 роки тому

      That's basically how every colonial wars happen. Some smart ass from the empire fucked up the local trade and economy. The locals are angry and tried to confiscate/deport/sabotage/murder him. The empire got the excuse to send in their legions.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 5 років тому +190

    Leave it to the British to go from owning an island, to the whole bloody world.
    You're a credit to your nation, Spiff.

  • @Andrewy27
    @Andrewy27 5 років тому +327

    Spiff: I found a lucrative business in ARMA III, a military simulator game.
    *GETS A DELIVERY JOB*

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 4 роки тому +5

      Andewy no shit. Have you seen the AI drive? It’s a miracle if a civilian makes it from point a to point b without crashing, catching fire, and/or murdering people in the process. Spiff would be a shoe-in for the job

  • @alejandropayne855
    @alejandropayne855 5 років тому +549

    Wow I don’t even have the notifications. I just can smell the tea.

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @alejandropayne855
      @alejandropayne855 5 років тому +7

      The Spiffing Brit ah, that would make for much profit, yes?

    • @poco4756
      @poco4756 5 років тому

      The tea smells good

    • @grimflame3998
      @grimflame3998 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit So thats why i always watch your videos. I drink a lot of tea. Earl Gray ftw.

    • @ryanpiercy3390
      @ryanpiercy3390 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit i heard the saying don't drink the coolaid before but now we have to avoid drinking tea to keep our minds..... don't you think it is just a wee bit immoral to taint your most holy beverage with mind controlling nanobots?

  • @thecosmicundead6894
    @thecosmicundead6894 5 років тому +267

    Guerrilla Soldiers: literally fighting in the name of freedom and getting ptsd from the battles they fought in
    Spiff: selling some bananas

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 5 років тому +5

      TheCosmicUndead spiff will probably have a higher influence on the war than the dead soldiers

  • @gamer65688
    @gamer65688 5 років тому +496

    Who's laughing now, Rimmy? The Banana Cartel, that's who.

    • @tendericed2749
      @tendericed2749 5 років тому +22

      The Banana Cartel, selling watches

  • @RustyLee101
    @RustyLee101 5 років тому +258

    "We make-a de money by selling the sturff"
    Honestly not laughed at anything so much in years. Please more multiplayer Spiff.
    I hail from West Yorkshire, it has been decreed.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 роки тому +1

      YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! MOT.

  • @phelanmartin3651
    @phelanmartin3651 5 років тому +308

    All I can Imagine now is Spiff running a Blackmarket in Rimmy's Ops

    • @alpen_glow
      @alpen_glow 5 років тому +9

      That sounds better than just the regular Ops

  • @ladydia7459
    @ladydia7459 5 років тому +414

    Arma: has realistic military strategies and mechanics
    Spiff: Just another game really
    Arma: we also have an economy system
    Spiff: *slams cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold(tm) on table* ITS TIME TO BE FAIR AND BALANCED

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 роки тому

      224

    • @pfandgiraffe
      @pfandgiraffe 4 роки тому +10

      He didnt break the game. It's simply the design of the mod from some private guys which was breaking down here.

  • @philmianus614
    @philmianus614 5 років тому +602

    Game: 1 dollar profit
    Spiff: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @philmianus614
      @philmianus614 5 років тому +9

      or eat tonns of SPACEDUST!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drew7457
      @drew7457 5 років тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit This is the only MLM I would join.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 5 років тому +9

      @First Name Last Name Wouldn't it be a 25% profit?

    • @orr4337
      @orr4337 5 років тому +3

      @@CottidaeSEA no, but if you bought the bananas for 5 and sold them for 4, there would be a loss of 25%

    • @orr4337
      @orr4337 5 років тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit is that a reference to "The history of the entire world, I guess"?

  • @danny_st2
    @danny_st2 4 роки тому +63

    As George Micheal Senior said in Arrested Development “There is always money in the banana stand” true words when it comes to Arma 3

  • @GradeAMolvanian
    @GradeAMolvanian 5 років тому +54

    My favorite aspect? When you focused on what was intended to be a minor feature and completely broke the game. In short, my favorite thing was the Spiff Experience.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 років тому +361

    Game : *Has working economy*
    The Spiffing Brit : Thats a big no for me.

  • @Valhalaal
    @Valhalaal 5 років тому +344

    I love these interactions between the Americans and the Spiffin Brit. He should do this more often.

    • @itsumikoroko
      @itsumikoroko 4 роки тому +7

      ]wastefully American Gibberish[ But tea is amazing, so ]Not as Wasteful American[

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 роки тому

      105

    • @noodlesgamebox5903
      @noodlesgamebox5903 4 роки тому +4

      I find it funny that people think interactions between Americans and Europeans are super awkward. It's really not. Lol

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 роки тому

      120

    • @nero7469
      @nero7469 4 роки тому

      @@noodlesgamebox5903 ya we Americans are usually super nice

  • @kadboodle
    @kadboodle 5 років тому +392

    “That’s kinda a dainty margin”
    >25% margin.
    How don’t people understand margins when using small bills

    • @thakillman7
      @thakillman7 5 років тому +20

      Well it took him 2.5 hours to get a few hundred bucks.

    • @kadboodle
      @kadboodle 5 років тому +85

      devak
      Yes, when investing small amounts of money, your returns are smaller. That’s how that works.
      That doesn’t make a bad or even sub optimal investment. 25% growth is fantastic

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 5 років тому +11

      Well, of course the only people who can make 200% profit margins are those who are financially over abundant. Can't have poor people making money.

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 5 років тому +42

      @@kadboodle a 25% margin is pretty fucking large even if it is just a Nickle...
      How is math so hard for peopl?

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 5 років тому +29

      @@alecnolastname4362 It isn't math skills that most people lack, it's vision.

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 роки тому +66

    It was quite nice seeing Spiff interact with non-interns

  • @dkking787
    @dkking787 4 роки тому +91

    Honestly I kinda wanna see a series on this of you taking over a whole server and buying bodyguards and starting a war while over making money off of it and with zero exploits 😉😌

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 4 роки тому +1

      Hello Sir.
      Hello sir,
      I have spotted some entry points for exactly that.
      We need an army of course, and Spiffs Order.
      Would you participate in not only world but galactic Empire?

  • @fartface3648
    @fartface3648 5 років тому +642

    Holy cow, you're the guy from the math problems.

    • @megalord2331
      @megalord2331 5 років тому +3

      Math problems?

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 5 років тому +13

      @@megalord2331 he is talking about math "word problems"

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 5 років тому +69

      "If Spiffing buys an average of 27 bananas per trip at $4 per banana and sells them at the next town for 5 dollars, how many trips will he have to make before he can purchase a town house for $1250?"

    • @fartface3648
      @fartface3648 5 років тому +6

      @@Red_Beard2798 I dunno, maybe 40 or 45 trips.

    • @TheSpetsnazzz
      @TheSpetsnazzz 5 років тому +7

      @@ThemrRewind Isn't it less trips. My math-skills lack me at the moment but the first time he buys 27 banana's, with the profits off of that he can buy 33 banana's next trip, buy 41 banana's next. And so on

  • @HeroSwe
    @HeroSwe 5 років тому +76

    Thanks to Spiffing and Spiffco! I got rich on altimeter watch trading and owned more than half of Tanoa's housing market!
    That is until the server went down.

  • @mrhelpful1190
    @mrhelpful1190 5 років тому +532

    The spiffing brit:
    Turning FPS games into monopoly.

  • @forgottenlore6213
    @forgottenlore6213 3 роки тому +45

    As long as you're limited by capital, not by the physical volume of watches that you can transport, you're actually better off trading in the cheaper $20 watches than in fancy $196 watches. Yes, you make much more money per unit trading in expensive watches, but your profit margin is actually much higher on the cheaper watches.
    According to the numbers you mentioned in this video, you can buy bananas for $4 and sell them for $5: only $1 of profit, but at a 25% margin. However, bananas are also rather cumbersome to transport in bulk. Fancy watches cost $196 to buy and can be sold for $240, which is of course $44 of profit per unit at a 22.45% margin. This is slightly lower than the margin you get on bananas, but you can probably trade them much more efficiently from a logistical perspective. However, when you consider the cheaper watch, it can potentially provide a much higher margin than either of the above without causing a huge logistical bottleneck: you initially mentioned that you could buy them for $22 and sell them for $27-a mere $5 of profit per unit at a 22.73% margin-but you later mentioned a source of watches that offered them for only $20. If you buy watches at $20 and sell them at $27, you're getting $7 of profit at a lovely 35% margin.
    Of course, if you have so much capital that you're only limited by how many watches you can carry, then simply trade the items with the highest profit per unit (whatever unit limits your carrying capacity-mass, volume, or simply number of items). If you can fill your inventory with expensive watches, that makes sense despite the much lower margin.

    • @forgottenlore6213
      @forgottenlore6213 3 роки тому +3

      This is of course referring to the middle section of the video; your other strategies presumably overtook any of these options by the end.

    • @lakerslake3247
      @lakerslake3247 Рік тому

      What mod is this my man? Or anything like this that’s re defined nowadays? Appreciate it man

    • @lakerslake3247
      @lakerslake3247 Рік тому

      Or anything single player where you own a resistance and have to take over places with supplies n all that

    • @0krana333
      @0krana333 8 місяців тому

      @@lakerslake3247 Well there's 3 mods that i know about that are like this.
      There's vindicta which imo is the best due to the supply mechanics, where the enemy bases need to be supplied and you can ambush the convoys and that
      Antistasi, which i dont really know very well but seems to be kinda mission based and more of a rpg
      And overthrow, thats the one in de video and i never had heard about it

  • @math3000
    @math3000 5 років тому +40

    19:04 Spiif could literally rule the country if he wants to,nobody can really stop him,he owns everything.

  • @dentistguba
    @dentistguba 5 років тому +139

    Civilians buying earplugs to drown out the sound of gunfire to sleep

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 5 років тому +3

      Hmmm, I wonder if we could invest heavily in earplugs, then raise demand by paying ruffians to randomly drive around towns shooting their guns in air. Not sure if the cost of fuel, ammunition and the salaries of the ruffians would leave us with a profit from the earplug sales but by Jove it's worth a shot...! **sips tea**

  • @ReiDaTecnologia
    @ReiDaTecnologia 5 років тому +100

    Game: **Economy System exist**
    Spif: I'm about to end that game whole economy!

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy 5 років тому +51

    I love how Spif can actually break any game, every time i wonder how far his "balance" will take him and then im totally blown away, every time.....

  • @lionide138
    @lionide138 2 роки тому +14

    The beautiful cooperation of the in real time 'we could set up camps for fast travel'. I Love it.

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 5 років тому +110

    The whole thing of establishing trade with -primitive- unstable areas seems intentional, but yeah literally selling stuff back to the same guy for more money is broken.

  • @hydricbluen8498
    @hydricbluen8498 5 років тому +287

    "colonized gibberish." I love that lol

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 років тому +9

      That was by far my favourite part! I grew up in gibberishland and even I couldn't make out what the poor chap was saying!!

    • @artemiish
      @artemiish 5 років тому +1

      That one hit deep

  • @barbaros99
    @barbaros99 5 років тому +81

    I think my favourite bit of the video was watching him explain everything to the other players and seeing the dawning realization of just what was about to happen wash over their character models.

    • @jokangpua2152
      @jokangpua2152 5 років тому +4

      the fact spiffing literally converted FPS gamers into The Conglomerate Tea Bank The First, pretty much had the server Admin(s) facePalmed.

  • @jakethreesixty
    @jakethreesixty 5 років тому +193

    Good lord, Imagine how spiff is in real life, he probably _owns_ England and we don't even know it

    • @JamesTumilty
      @JamesTumilty 5 років тому +17

      @@thespiffingbrit Certainly don't tell the Queen she'll be rather upset.

    • @frankdupa3989
      @frankdupa3989 5 років тому +16

      The Queen already knows
      and she LIKES IT

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 5 років тому +5

      England wouldn't be as fucked as it is if someone as brilliant as Spiff owned it

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 років тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit are you already the ceo of Yorkshire tea?

    • @agalerex
      @agalerex 5 років тому

      Plot twist: He's actually the king of England and married to the Queen!

  • @manofthehour8945
    @manofthehour8945 4 роки тому +33

    Imperialist revolt happens
    Spiff: hello gentlemen have you heard of the wonderous thing called money

  • @salvagedude625
    @salvagedude625 3 роки тому +131

    spiff is about as combat effective as a opiate-high taliban

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 2 роки тому

      ... you never had one of them walk at you while he spilles his guts all over the fucking place

    • @MetalFan10101
      @MetalFan10101 Рік тому

      @@TeRenner123 So not very combat effective

  • @knighthunter1791
    @knighthunter1791 5 років тому +72

    biggest crossover event I saw: Spiff and Rimmy.
    biggest crossover event I want to see: Spiff, Rimmy, SovietWomble and others.

    • @thehellhound8582
      @thehellhound8582 4 роки тому +2

      What do you mean Spiff has been collaberating with Rimmy for a long time, just not on Spiff's channel, they're both members of the yogscast afterall.

    • @theubiquitouspotato
      @theubiquitouspotato 3 роки тому

      There's a stellaris live stream with them all but like most spiffing campaigns he never finishes.

  • @mr.weirdo5756
    @mr.weirdo5756 5 років тому +62

    Spiffing Brit is basically the East India Trading Company in Person and I love it

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 років тому +1

      Okay.
      That does it.
      This comment right here.
      I'm buying the SpiffCo mug. At least.
      Thank you for helping me see the light that never sets over the Empire.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 5 років тому +138

    "Look at this! Someone left all their money out on the floor and no one is picking up this mess!"
    *Capitalism intensifies*

  • @tatsumakun
    @tatsumakun 3 роки тому +70

    It would be a disaster if spiff somehow join with RT and Soviet and the entire ZF clans

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 2 роки тому +7

      I'ma be real, RT doesn't have the heart or age rating to handle the ZF clan

    • @Fren69420
      @Fren69420 2 роки тому

      who?

    • @Boot72
      @Boot72 Рік тому

      Yes that would be the day the world ends... plus "Let's Game it Out"

    • @Boot72
      @Boot72 Рік тому

      ​@@Fren69420 Soviet Womble

  • @HomingRocket1
    @HomingRocket1 3 роки тому +2

    SovietWomble: I'll take your town from your opressors.
    Spiff: I'll take your entire stock.
    The British Empire is back.

  • @bristianmemequisition
    @bristianmemequisition 5 років тому +128

    Game: Exists
    Spiffing: I'm about to add some tea and make it juicy

  • @CalebHawn
    @CalebHawn 5 років тому +22

    Lol, leave it to Spiff to be the only person in the server to do the complete opposite of the intended use of a game and turning it into a trading merchant simulator.
    Everyone else is like, "Hey, let's raid a NATO base!" But Spiff is like, "No no no no no, I have bananas to sell and money to make."

  • @intergalacticvoid2056
    @intergalacticvoid2056 5 років тому +85

    You need to do a series with soveit womble and we all have heard you over the intercoms so you cant say you dont play alot.

  • @spencerstanley4759
    @spencerstanley4759 4 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed how this kept the aspects of your standard videos with your long monologues explaining the exploit clearly and nicely, but it also entered that subtitled, online multiplayer fun, where we enjoy your interactions with other people. I think having both sides of the coin made the video that much more enjoyable.

  • @JohnLee-kl4tc
    @JohnLee-kl4tc 5 років тому +56

    Came for the memes, stayed for the economics.

  • @leonaluceid2388
    @leonaluceid2388 5 років тому +14

    them : we want your watch
    Spiffing brit : take those gun and sell it
    them : hey that`s smart idea
    Spiffing brit give the resistance a job

  • @breakinglove13
    @breakinglove13 5 років тому +70

    Game:you cant get rich selling bananas
    Spiff: hold my tea...

    • @TheTonyMcD
      @TheTonyMcD 5 років тому +4

      Haven't you ever heard of the banana wars? Bananas were big business well before Spiff, or even this game was around. Just look into the history of the United Fruit Company .. cough-cough.. . I mean Chiquita. Or the Standard Fruit Company.. oops, did it again, I mean Dole.. People did some pretty terrible things for the sake of Banana profits, and the U.S. government was more than happy to support these endeavors. Even if it meant overthrowing a government here or there and installing a bought and paid for puppet dictator.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 років тому

      @@TheTonyMcD My favorite is Coca Cola™ death squads.

    • @permagrin8742
      @permagrin8742 5 років тому

      So long as we get cheap bananas pal. Much smoother when you have control over the supply and massage the greed Bug most people have with the want and will to run a country.

  • @williammcleod1496
    @williammcleod1496 5 років тому +14

    Legit one of my favorite videos so far. I also loved the typical American reaction to business going on in a lawless area.
    We call what those two guys who wanted to uh, talk to you about watches "second mover advantage." It's the second mouse that gets the cheese. Though sometimes it has to... help the first mouse into the trap.

  • @itblobboy
    @itblobboy 4 роки тому +4

    Your reaction to discovering every new financial exploit is genuinely precious here, this is possibly my favorite video of yours with the added fun of all the silly interactions you have with everyone else too.

  • @clchronic6983
    @clchronic6983 2 роки тому +13

    Rimmy says "Perfectly Balanced™"
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 5 років тому +49

    4:06 I should have been there to be Spiff's personal translator.

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 5 років тому +48

    "Battle Tractors" hell yeah!

    • @gharretje
      @gharretje 5 років тому +1

      'murica fuck yeah!

  • @SwaggTraveZty
    @SwaggTraveZty 5 років тому +17

    This is absolutely fantastic! I'd like to see Spiff interacting in multiplayer games more often haha!

  • @vincentdu15200
    @vincentdu15200 5 років тому +3

    Actually one of my favorite video on your channel yet, i really like the fact that some people interact with you while you're breaking the game economy in the background.

  • @vax20051
    @vax20051 5 років тому +54

    Spiff, you're even polite to the guys trying to rob you! 😂🤣

  • @anthonypecha6714
    @anthonypecha6714 5 років тому +9

    *Rimmy* dont break my war simulator.
    Spiffing brit* oh no, im not breaking your war sim. You are adding a war to my business sim.

  • @StinkyBean8917
    @StinkyBean8917 5 років тому +16

    Legends says that no game has ever been Spiffproof.

  • @whiskeyjade4076
    @whiskeyjade4076 5 років тому +30

    Spiff drives on the left side of the road. *Rule Britannia intensifies*

    • @sbritton1313
      @sbritton1313 5 років тому

      HE DROVE ON THE RIGHT! HES AMERICAN!

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +3

      All Roads in Arma 3 are Left hand roads, they did so to appeal to the Brits and then they removed the Right Half of the road and added more scenery to make the trip even more enjoyable.

  • @JW86SH
    @JW86SH 2 роки тому +5

    You teaching me how to cheat the economy in my favorite video games...that's the whole reason why I started watching your channel. I don't know why you wouldn't think I would want more... 😂

  • @the_real_drengr
    @the_real_drengr 5 років тому +6

    Love that he did this with Arma. Spoff needs to arma it up some more. This was amazing.

  • @XarathDominion
    @XarathDominion 5 років тому +67

    1:06 both Scarmu and Ho Chi Minh connected [at the same time]... that is gonna be a wonky server...
    Edit: oh wait, of course... it's rimmy's server, of course it is gonna go apeshit either way...

    • @minimanzero2262
      @minimanzero2262 5 років тому

      Hi chi Minh is bokoen

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 5 років тому +3

      I knew that it would be a Fustercluck as soon as I heard Rimmy's voice.
      "STOP KILLING EVERYONE! We can be civillian resistance."
      "I was being civilian..."
      "YOU'RE WEARING BODY ARMOUR!"

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 5 років тому

      nice.
      like count rn

    • @minimanzero2262
      @minimanzero2262 5 років тому

      New Antarctictangle/JoMiMi I couldn’t resist not changing it

  • @carlwitt7950
    @carlwitt7950 5 років тому +18

    In less than 2 minutes in, and I've suddenly realized why you never see Spiff playing an FPS.

    • @Salle37
      @Salle37 5 років тому +3

      You can actually see Spiff in a lot of Rimmy Videos playing ARMA

  • @nyankotochan8872
    @nyankotochan8872 3 роки тому +10

    Wow. On the one hand it’s really funny. On the other hand it’s painfully easy to imagine the world is actually working like this while I drink my tea.

    • @lunaticfae4415
      @lunaticfae4415 2 роки тому +1

      Easy to imagine because this is almost exactly how it works

  • @crimefightinghamster
    @crimefightinghamster 4 роки тому +7

    "Give it to me straight doc, is it fatal?"
    - I'm afraid so son, you have stage 4 weabo fever

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 5 років тому +21

    Offscreen: "Stop killing everything!"
    Me: "That sounds like Rimmy!" *sees Rimmy* *Happy gasp* Yaaaaay!

  • @somethingderpy5995
    @somethingderpy5995 5 років тому +64

    New drinking game take a sip of tea everytime spiff makes a monopoly

  • @telendar2949
    @telendar2949 5 років тому +11

    Game : Has economy
    Spiff : It's free real estate

  • @JakePetrolhead
    @JakePetrolhead 5 років тому +31

    Broke: People's Republic
    Woke: Banana Republic

    • @oof5020
      @oof5020 5 років тому

      Ahh I see... An intellectual.

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 5 років тому +2

      How do i sell people?

  • @magnus3014
    @magnus3014 4 роки тому +5

    Arma with TFAR: Has a perfectly functioning VOID system
    Spiffing: Only uses the radio for communication

  • @joek8620
    @joek8620 3 роки тому +26

    You have to calculate percent profit the bananas are 25% while the earplugs were 33% however the watches were less than 25% profit

    • @rickedwards415
      @rickedwards415 2 роки тому +7

      You should also take into account how long it takes to get said profit. You seem to have to click for each purchase, so getting the larger sum of money per click is likely more time efficient, thus allowing you to get more money more quickly. So in the end, the watches probably get more money faster.

    • @marw9541
      @marw9541 2 роки тому +1

      @@rickedwards415 Even when he was at the top end of 4k, a $4 banana only needs 100 clicks, I don't exactly see that being a huge time investment, plus using the most amount of your money generates more profit. If you have $160, you can buy all the bananas you want and will make 25% on all the money spent, but you can't buy a watch and as such you're wasting time by not having your money tied up in a commodity you're selling, so no matter what, even if you were to spend 95% of your money on watches, you should tie up the rest of your money in bananas just so that you make more for the ultimate trip. However once he got into the 100k range, then any such small commodity would take a long time to buy, and would be simple to just get an autoclicker

    • @rickedwards415
      @rickedwards415 2 роки тому +1

      @@marw9541 4 X 100 = 4k? You sure you're doing that math right? Also, the fact that he can sell them instantly to the same place means the only actual factor that contributes to profit is the amount of money per unit. The more expensive item is faster with or without an auto-clicker. You're trying to use real world logic in a crazy exploited game where it really just doesn't apply.

    • @marw9541
      @marw9541 2 роки тому +1

      @@rickedwards415 I missed a third zero when typing out multiple zeroes my dude, you don't have to harp on a typo so long. But your point about the sell doesn't make much sense, because the products are just a means to trade for money, so you go money -> product -> money, so all you really need to care about is money at the beginning changing into money at the end. So if we have $320 at the start, 100% of the money can be turned into bananas and 100% of your money will increase by 25%, so we end up with 400. But if you buy watches at say $250 for 25% profit, you have $70 left over that won't be subject to a percentage increase, meaning we lost out on $17.5. This isn't about "real world" it's just about what percentage of your money can be turned into what percent profit. The autoclicker was about increasing how fast you can buy, not sell. The need for the autoclicker was actually in your favor, I'm not sure why you would want to argue against it. Money per unit doesn't matter unless you have a storage issue, only then does it become useful when you can't turn all of your money into a product to sell, because again, the change in money is the whole point of selling, so you want as much of your money being increased as a percentage of a sale.

    • @rickedwards415
      @rickedwards415 2 роки тому +1

      @@marw9541 Some of what you says makes sense, which is why he started with bananas. He, however, moved on to watches when he saw they were more efficient. Look at around 19:10 in the video. He can buy and sell the watches for only a $3 profit on its $150 or so cost. That's around a 1.5% profit only. However, he can just do this at the same place. That 1.5% will not register on the $3 bananas, so he can't do that with bananas. To get the banana profit from before(25%), he would need to drive to another location, thus taking up more time and reducing the amount he makes in a given amount of time. He is absolutely doing this in the most efficient way he can. Not to mention, turning his 120k into $3~$4 bananas would probably take a considerable amount of time, even with an auto-clicker. It's all about making the most money in the shortest amount of time. The percent profit is meaningless; if you can sell the lower profit margin at a faster rate, thus generating more money faster, that's the better way to go.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +18

    I lost it at the "colonized gibberish" subtitle. XD
    (I'm American, by the way.)

  • @squidge6853
    @squidge6853 5 років тому +13

    I have prepared my Yorkshire tea gold. Now to sip on this perfection

    • @RustyWalker
      @RustyWalker 5 років тому

      Gold eh? Fancy schmancy pants.

  • @edwincook266
    @edwincook266 5 років тому +5

    Absolutely cracking, would have been fun to see an endless convoy of peeps trading their way to riches

  • @Ginshaw
    @Ginshaw 5 років тому +1

    Very much enjoyed the multiplayer aspect of the video, was great fun hearing you interact with the random folks.

  • @smithyMcjoe
    @smithyMcjoe 4 роки тому +1

    That was a damn good episode spiff. A fresh take on Arma, would love see more like this

  • @brianhildebran4351
    @brianhildebran4351 5 років тому +6

    Ahhh the Spiffing Brit: First of His name, Breaker of Cha....Economies, Father of Drag....SpiffCo Inc., and Prot....Exploiter of the Realm!

  • @AceOBlade
    @AceOBlade 5 років тому +65

    omg i know the secret now everyone you remember the soutpark gnome meme
    Step 1: something
    Step 2: ??????????
    step 3: profit
    its so clear now step 2 is "The Spiffing Brit"

  • @TheSadikLP
    @TheSadikLP 5 років тому +13

    Spiff, you can choose the title "is a game without exploits" for lots of games. But not for any Arma game, glitches and stuff are part of the game design

    • @gharretje
      @gharretje 5 років тому +4

      Play enough Arma, and you'll never drink anything on the rocks anymore.

  • @jeremyj.5687
    @jeremyj.5687 5 років тому

    MOAR OF DIS PLS
    I can't even say why, but this is exactly what was missing from your channel up until this point. Everything ARMA is particularly interesting due to the unbelievable variety of emergent gameplay. I love this game and I love your style of presenting/commentating. Please bless us with more ARMA3 and/or other proper sandboxes in the future!

  • @fleetadmiralchompa
    @fleetadmiralchompa 3 роки тому

    Love rewatching this! Also sounds like that was theRPGMinx @13:22! 🤣

  • @skdub22
    @skdub22 5 років тому +4

    I don't comment often but, this was one of my favourite of Spiff's videos so far.

  • @CalebAble
    @CalebAble 5 років тому +16

    The tent: arma iii's only melee weapon.

  • @jms418p2
    @jms418p2 5 років тому +24

    7:40 Cant get anymore ARMA than that.

  • @Jin-Ro
    @Jin-Ro 4 роки тому

    You've certainly changed the way I look at all games, from Rome TW, to Civ. I just never paid that much attention to the economic side. Brilliant

  • @fluffalpenguin
    @fluffalpenguin 5 років тому

    This is one of your best videos, Spiff. You took a method of moneymaking to its logical conclusion, took it past that, then actually took advantage of having the extra money instead of it just sitting around.
    Loved it. 13/10.