It’s one of those moments that supervisors do to distract or unsettle you while they prepare to give you a disciplinary or something. Totally arrogant and unprofessional. Ive known people like that.
@DnB and Psy Production Did you just read one comment of mine, or did you read the whole thread? In which case if you didn't read the comment of mine above yours made 4 weeks ago, please do so, and please read the whole thread next time before you get on your high horse.
@@annoyedbykes5741 That's quite a perceptive comment and you are right however, requiring one to read a comment in a certain character or voice for it to work, is perhaps getting one or two layers too deep on text!
"Bores would take the entire world over if they could; sometimes they do. Here is an extract from the diary of one who did: ‘I still lack to a considerable degree that naturally superior kind of manner that I would dearly like to possess…’ (Heinrich Himmler, November 1921)." - Derek Raymond, The Hidden Files, p. 148
I find it hilarious how he thought up a well laid plan, involving killing a monkey for food, but using poison to do it. If he poisoned the monkey, then ate it, he would then poison himself surely.
@@ninjawhoya2073 he says himself 1 milligram of the poison from the DEADLY frog can KILL a monkey. Ergo the poison kills the monkey and does not paralyse it.
I had an older manager years ago when I was about 17 that was like Gareth. In a meeting in his office he was walking around while I was sat down, suddenly turns to look out the window and comments on a company vehicle or something, totally random like the pen in the blinds moment. Dreadful man.
The Blinds are funny in this Scene but in Fargo, it's frightening especially when Riley Difienbach calls Jerry Lundegaard about the $350,000.00 Loan and how he can't read The Serial Numbers for Cars he's using as collateral because they are bogus and were sent through a Fax. Keith and Tim are so funny, he did what nobody else would do with Gareth, put him in his place and remind him he's only The Hired Help.
I once worked with a bloke that said he went 'wild' for a brief time in Tasmania. He claimed to be bow hunting rabbits for sustenance, and one unfortunate day, unbeknownst to him, his quarry was infected with _mixomatosis._ Having cooked and eaten the thing, he became gravely ill and had to crawl to the nearest road, from where he was conveyed to hospital for a long stay. (May be bullshit - he was a bit of a Gareth.)
It is not The Office UK. It is the original, The Office. Nearly all American tv shows are copies of British originals. Shameless UK? Antiques Roadshow UK? Just silly American talk.
It's this world now. It's here. You can watch it any time. The BBC put clips of it on their channel. No one's complaining except in your tabloid addled brain.
It’s when in the Soulja Boy documentary he and few his other friends of the black complexion were kicking the room doors in an expensive hotel at 4 am and he was laughing and saying “Somebody’s WOKE now, somebody’s woke”
Now you have to be so careful about saying that "Phrase". I have three Cousins who are Autistic, Two are severely and one is mild. Also Donna was just a waste of space. Gareth loves being on a power trip.
Can we take a minute to appreciate just how good Mackenzie Crook played the character Gareth. Amazing
He is excellent also brill in pirates of the carribean'the detectorists and worzel gummige
I'm so glad to see how well he's done, he acted the hell out of Gareth without ever stretching plausibility.
Would 60 seconds do?
Him and Anne The Pregnant Lady would have been perfect as a Couple. Can't stand them both. Poor Keith.
Amen. He was good in three and out
The way he uses his pen to look through the blinds
He's checking for any snipers on the roofs opposite
@@jupitorious7925 Get some rest, Gareth. You look tired.
@@agi1041 Gareth Bourne
Oh no, Im going to have to watch the entire series through AGAIN now. I blame this comment.
He forgot to turn the stool around and sit on it that way. That's what investigators often do in movies.
The covert pen move between the blinds slats kickstarts this scene perfectly.
And ‘Keith…. Keith Keith Keith Keith.. Keith’
It’s one of those moments that supervisors do to distract or unsettle you while they prepare to give you a disciplinary or something. Totally arrogant and unprofessional. Ive known people like that.
“Different frogs, different times.”
Arguably, best line in the series
@@romerosneck not even close
It's a great title for an album.
Loool
Different drinks, for different - needs.
"In this room I have special..."
"...Needs?"
Love this bit, great writing and acting.
Needs child.
"no, I am..."
"...special needs child?"
"that's not even funny"
Could someone answer as quickly as Tim though
I love how he interrogated Tim and Dawn together.
Such a clever piece of writing and executed so well.
The “Special….Needs?” Part always cracks me up 😂
Mackenzie Crook is pure gold.
Every single actor in the series was brilliant. Even the gray anonymous characters with hardly a speaking part played it to perfection. Genius 😂
I think one of my favourite lines of the show is: "Different frogs, different times."
different points to be made
eight legs six legs
Different drinks for different needs
God, what a powerful and inspiring man.
“In this room I have special-“
“Needs?”
“No, I am a special-“
“Needs child?”
“No that’s not even funny”
“Well..”
Why are you just repeating the script in the comments?
@@PreservationEnthusiast oooo don’t you know
@@JamesGats286 I don't agree with that in the workplace!
@DnB and Psy Production Did you just read one comment of mine, or did you read the whole thread?
In which case if you didn't read the comment of mine above yours made 4 weeks ago, please do so, and please read the whole thread next time before you get on your high horse.
@@annoyedbykes5741 That's quite a perceptive comment and you are right however, requiring one to read a comment in a certain character or voice for it to work, is perhaps getting one or two layers too deep on text!
isn't shindler's list a brilliant film?
accurate representation of me trying to prove I have emotions
THAT FILM IS ALL LIES, BY THE WAY. I MEAN LITERALLY.
@@zmajodnocaja5088 no way it was 8 million
Shame your spelling of "Schindler's" isn't an accurate representation though.
@@boogie4943in what way?
@@boogie4943how bored are you?
People look at me and say “oh he’s tough, he was in the Army...”
I love it when Keith stutters - that just powers up Garath Keenan some more !
No shit! Man, you must be great fun at parties!
@@boogie4943 don’t be a dick
@@revenant7734 Why? YOu don't like competition?
Gareth's considered a looker in the west country
I take offence to that, my dad is from Somerset so I'm half West Countrish.
@@ssh1487 oooohhh arrrrrr. Get orf moi laaaaannnd.
😂😂👏👏
@Donald Mackay In EVERY Glasgow housing estate.
@@Useaname That HAS to be a mole from Redwall! From the Ooooohhh arrrr to the spelling of “my”
“Different frogs, different times”.
I use that line all the time even now.
Different frogs for different..... needs
different stories for different... things
“I will not be licking a little frog’s head”
Different frogs different timings
*times
Special needs
Gareth using his interrogation of Donna to try to prove he's boyfriend material is peak cringe.
The shoulder holster😂
Gareth's holster...lol
Portable telephone
GARETH KEENAN INVESTIGATES!
invetigates
GARETH: "And that's not even funny"
TIM: "Well…"
Keith choking right away 😂😂
David and Gareth both had the same issue of completely neglecting their jobs because they think they're something else.
Gareths eyes when he first says Frogs!.
Why does Gareth always look sick
King Wewuz He had a very bad infection
He looks like he's on drugs.
@Hugh Jones He is a crazy diamond, to be fair.
Spongecake Squareshoes the actor just looks like that too lol
He’s just an unfortunate physical specimen. Makes up for it in other ways.
Hello - I think you'll find that what Gareth does best is Invetigations
"Do I make you nervous?"
"Interesting"..
"Bores would take the entire world over if they could; sometimes they do. Here is an extract from the diary of one who did: ‘I still lack to a considerable degree that naturally superior kind of manner that I would dearly like to possess…’ (Heinrich Himmler, November 1921)."
- Derek Raymond, The Hidden Files, p. 148
In this room I have....
Special needs?
I remember why I used to love Tim
I’m caring I’m sensitive isn’t Schindler’s list a brilliant film!
“Gareth Keenan Invetigates”!
Gareth would never abuse power if it was given to him. Never ever.
Except the time when he was milk monitor.
Big Keith may fold under questioning.
different frogs; different times.
"Needs"?
"Needs Child?"
I`m in tears😂
I find it hilarious how he thought up a well laid plan, involving killing a monkey for food, but using poison to do it. If he poisoned the monkey, then ate it, he would then poison himself surely.
Actually, it does not work like that. You can eat snake venom and digest it. It is only if it is injected into your bloodstream that it is deadly.
The poison does not kill but paralyses the animal.
@@ninjawhoya2073 different frogs, different paralyses.
@@ninjawhoya2073 he says himself 1 milligram of the poison from the DEADLY frog can KILL a monkey. Ergo the poison kills the monkey and does not paralyse it.
That may be the case....and don't call me Shirley.
The power removal of the jacket to impress Donna 😁
This makes VHS look like 4K
“ yeah....no I’m mean ne no “
The Napoleon of Wernham Hogg
The completely unimpressed expression on the brunette girl's face gets me every time in this scene.
No man in this office seems to be able to impress this girl
@@ranger_who Ricky did. He impressed her alright.
@@PH-vv1kyand they probably did oral
Always two there are - a master and an apprentice.
Only David Brent would even think of using that word now, but then he wouldn’t. Gareth. Legend.
Best ever Keith is amazing
“No, I mean yeah” 😂
Keith is legend
"I could catch a monkey ". Brilliant
Reminds me of "Vicky" from Little Britian that Sterling Gallacher acted on. I love British Comedies. I sometimes have fallen on The Floor.
needschild
How great is Tim?
I like him better than Jim tbh
he was kind of the glue of the show
@@divanshukumarmahajan4803 _italics_
I find both him and Jim disgusting. Both Gareth and Dwight is great, though
This is The Office's equivalent of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.
"In this room, i have special..." "...needs?"
I want that on a t shirt, different frogs, different times
LoL!special needs!love it!Gareth is amazing in this video such great actorsx
I had an older manager years ago when I was about 17 that was like Gareth. In a meeting in his office he was walking around while I was sat down, suddenly turns to look out the window and comments on a company vehicle or something, totally random like the pen in the blinds moment. Dreadful man.
Like David and Goliath 1:09 when the little guy triumphs over the big guy😄
In Memory of Ewan Macintosh (1973 - 2024)
Isn't Chindlers List, a Brilliant film? Hahahaha
Chandler’s List
The Blinds are funny in this Scene but in Fargo, it's frightening especially when Riley Difienbach calls Jerry Lundegaard about the $350,000.00 Loan and how he can't read The Serial Numbers for Cars he's using as collateral because they are bogus and were sent through a Fax. Keith and Tim are so funny, he did what nobody else would do with Gareth, put him in his place and remind him he's only The Hired Help.
Step 1: poison meat. Step 2: eat meat. The Gareth way.
Different frogs, different times 😂
MEETING AND INTERROGATION ROOM
catches his food by shooting it with a dart containing deadly poison that could kill a human in tiny doses
@glyn hodges not pedantic at all, that's really interesting to hear!
@@hooverblox3804 pedant alert 2: you didn’t hear it, you read it🤓
I once worked with a bloke that said he went 'wild' for a brief time in Tasmania. He claimed to be bow hunting rabbits for sustenance, and one unfortunate day, unbeknownst to him, his quarry was infected with _mixomatosis._ Having cooked and eaten the thing, he became gravely ill and had to crawl to the nearest road, from where he was conveyed to hospital for a long stay. (May be bullshit - he was a bit of a Gareth.)
Tim absolutely destroying poor Gareth there.
It is not The Office UK. It is the original, The Office. Nearly all American tv shows are copies of British originals. Shameless UK? Antiques Roadshow UK? Just silly American talk.
Loads of UK shows are copied from other countries too, you know.
And you get Hollywood's after birth.
Charlatans UK
I think hes better in this than pirates of the Caribbean
Gets even funnier when look at it again few years later 😅
a true clash of the titans
Trained in covert operations is Gareth
Lol!
I love Keith
Keith Keith Keith Keith...Keith
He'd eat a poisoned monkey? Didn't think that one through!
The more I watch the office, the more I realise I'm Gareth.
Wrong title. Should be "Quiet please! Invetigation in process!"
RIP Ewen MacIntosh
You spelled "invetigation" wrong.
You spell something incorrectly.
Different frogs different times
Tap tap...Keith Keith Keith
Brexit means Brexit #winning
Any one else with me thay they wish we got mote keith scenes lol
No … I mean yes
Gareth Keenan investigates.
Gareth Keenan investigates
‘Quote from the video’ you’re about to watch or have watched.
You can hear Ricky Gervais laughing at 1:51
No I can’t
Gareth Keenan Invetigates
Keith keith keith keith ……
I think youll find its - Invetigations...!
Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?
you do know that political correctness was born when the kennans of this world got a clip board and when necessary a hi viz😂
The primary character trait of each person is inflated sense of self a result of having no purpose and no way for selfexpression
1:29 ...and the cringometer goes into the red!!!
Gareth was always under rated.
Come on, Gareth was never under rated. Everyone knows he's a great character.
I'd never say he was under rated. Definitely not under rated. Absolutely no way under rated.
He was under Rated and under John too and gave them both a lethal blow
Mackas on the speed post post Wigan.
W O R D.
Mackenzie crook was fantastic
Man how good is this.... Unfortunately today in this woke world it wouldn't be made
It's this world now. It's here. You can watch it any time. The BBC put clips of it on their channel. No one's complaining except in your tabloid addled brain.
When you say 'woke' - what do you mean ?
It’s when in the Soulja Boy documentary he and few his other friends of the black complexion were kicking the room doors in an expensive hotel at 4 am and he was laughing and saying “Somebody’s WOKE now, somebody’s woke”
the special needs bit is so good haha
Now you have to be so careful about saying that "Phrase". I have three Cousins who are Autistic, Two are severely and one is mild. Also Donna was just a waste of space. Gareth loves being on a power trip.
Label's wrong, it's spelt 'invetigation'
Invetigation in Progress