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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Fa_T_G
    @Fa_T_G Рік тому +590

    Plot twist: it’s all of George’s previous dating app profile pictures

    • @mokomadz
      @mokomadz Рік тому +6

      that wasn‘t very funny

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 Рік тому +1

      Sounds more like Will

    • @Jack_grsb
      @Jack_grsb Рік тому +8

      @@mokomadz it was shut up bro

    • @JoshTheWoz
      @JoshTheWoz Рік тому +1

      Off-topic: Your music slaps man!
      I felt like I was ascending hearing that ffs!

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo Рік тому +1

      Ok

  • @AvgNormalGal
    @AvgNormalGal Рік тому +410

    I just know that the thumbnail ensures this will be good. Some insulting of random people and George's furry hatred is the perfect video.

    • @ocksie
      @ocksie Рік тому +23

      i'm a furry and even i get weirded out by people in fursuits let alone on tinder

    • @eqkou
      @eqkou Рік тому +8

      george’s furry hatred? but he is a furry

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik Рік тому +2

      @@ocksie ....I just hope you are not doing anything weird or think about inappropriate stuff with animals

    • @modernd0ll
      @modernd0ll Рік тому +32

      @@HaveanOreshnik dude being a furry doesn't automatically mean u weirdly like animals

    • @CashOut3
      @CashOut3 Рік тому

      @@modernd0ll i mean it sorta does ive been friends with two furries and one of them fucked their dog most furrys do

  • @mythical_beans
    @mythical_beans Рік тому +207

    I believe it’s tragic that you haven’t played bin weevils again.

  • @JackIves
    @JackIves Рік тому +160

    I love how George is pretending to not know which swipe means what, as if every waking second of his free time isn't spend frantically right swiping every female with a pulse on Tinder

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Рік тому +5

      pulse?

    • @zq9817
      @zq9817 Рік тому +2

      ​@@NewPaulActs17 living

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Рік тому +1

      @@zq9817 i was implying w/o pulse

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +3

      I don’t think George leaves the house to go on dates

  • @hobbitkitti
    @hobbitkitti Рік тому +108

    Okay i am happy with an 8.5 thank you (from the person falling off the horse)

    • @katelynnvens1974
      @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +13

      Amazing picture and profile lmao

    • @hobbitkitti
      @hobbitkitti Рік тому +8

      @@katelynnvens1974 thank you thank you

    • @kezzah9415
      @kezzah9415 Рік тому +3

      I ATE YOUR HORSE

    • @chav3136
      @chav3136 Рік тому +3

      @@kezzah9415 UM…

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 Рік тому +4

      You are a shining beacon of hope in the cesspool that is online dating. Thanks for the chuckle.

  • @tonaerio
    @tonaerio Рік тому +10

    Cinemas post covid when they opened up again played a bunch of older movies that you wouldn't typically find in cinemas anymore and it was great. Managed to watch like Goonies, Star Wars, The Exorcist etc on the big screen. I totally agree with George's proposal of more cinemas that play films again.
    Edit: Inside No.9 is a GOATED show

  • @hvhyche
    @hvhyche Рік тому +137

    Rylee has the most bisexual girl energy of all time

    • @phillipmorton5498
      @phillipmorton5498 Рік тому

      nobody has any sort of energy you freak

    • @fuentes1414
      @fuentes1414 Рік тому +2

      Frr

    • @mika-yy7gk
      @mika-yy7gk Рік тому

      shes so fine

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 9 місяців тому +1

      The most obnoxious, too. You just know she tells you all of the info on her profile within the first two minutes of speaking to her.

    • @boomskits60134
      @boomskits60134 3 місяці тому +1

      Fr as a bloke who has many bisexual friends this is understandable

  • @sophiem2539
    @sophiem2539 Рік тому +22

    Great timing. Get to watch this on my work break

    • @chav3136
      @chav3136 Рік тому +1

      It’s always the same for me too lmao. Pretty much part of the routine lol

    • @sophiem2539
      @sophiem2539 Рік тому

      @chav3136 just too good

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick Рік тому +51

    Alex would definitely have a furry persona dating profile 😂

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog Рік тому +23

    Oh my god hearing George mention Taunton, my hometown, gave me the fear.
    It's in Somerset btw, not Devon.

    • @calumhughes5072
      @calumhughes5072 Рік тому +1

      Devon can have it. We don't want it in Somerset no more

    • @idkimkindadumb7729
      @idkimkindadumb7729 Рік тому +4

      @@calumhughes5072 you didn’t even spell Callum right mate pipe down

    • @calumhughes5072
      @calumhughes5072 Рік тому +2

      @@idkimkindadumb7729 yeah fair

  • @leahhammar4795
    @leahhammar4795 Рік тому +19

    George acting like he doesnt know exactly how these dating apps work lol

  • @jakerockznoodles
    @jakerockznoodles Рік тому +19

    Eilidh is is a pretty common Scottish/Irish name, George. It's pronounced like Ay-Lee (Ay like rhyming with day or hay), I'm pretty sure there is an English equivalent lol

  • @elliotphillips4209
    @elliotphillips4209 Рік тому +158

    Hello Jorge

  • @miamarvel616
    @miamarvel616 Рік тому +2

    4:22 Aquarium actually is a real interest! You can keep aquariums as a hobby, it's one of my hobbies!

  • @jusyoniox
    @jusyoniox Рік тому +91

    George is just trying to get a girlfriend at this point

    • @Tom-gt4vc
      @Tom-gt4vc Рік тому +5

      i think he wants Jean-Luc

  • @octopusoptimusprime
    @octopusoptimusprime Рік тому +4

    george i have never been more excited than finding out you like in9 we need more content on this

  • @Kirt-VR
    @Kirt-VR Рік тому +15

    6:00 I love how the name gets censored after 6 seconds

  • @juanfilipwinifred
    @juanfilipwinifred Рік тому +7

    The inside no 9 appreciation is VALID

  • @hollyloftus3247
    @hollyloftus3247 Рік тому +5

    i'm powerpoint girl lol, the reason the resolution is so shit is bc everytime it came out clear then bumble would try and ban me for being a catfish lol. thank you for the rating tho big man

  • @tadknuf7979
    @tadknuf7979 Рік тому +8

    George is clearly behind on the news and has not been informed of the fact Kanye has now watched 21 jumpstreet

  • @cathalohaodha8869
    @cathalohaodha8869 Рік тому +2

    A British person not understanding an Irish name - how original. 😭🤣

  • @helpimdiabetes3602
    @helpimdiabetes3602 Рік тому +10

    i was not expecting to see an old friends face again, especially not not here of all places

  • @demo.
    @demo. Рік тому +3

    INSIDE NO 9! such a banger!

  • @clodogg1115
    @clodogg1115 Рік тому +16

    the fact george watches Inside No 9 is a massive turn on i literally force everyone to watch it (also the first ep is a banger idk what ur on about)

    • @chav3136
      @chav3136 Рік тому +2

      Yeah so underrated. It’s so good

    • @joeblackman9684
      @joeblackman9684 Рік тому +2

      What about league of gentlemen

    • @mariaw9173
      @mariaw9173 Рік тому +1

      Sardines goes so hard it's a great one to rewatch when you know the ending!!

  • @BahamutEx
    @BahamutEx Рік тому +5

    2:17 that furry seems to have $ tho, fursuits ain't cheap.

  • @catherineward3940
    @catherineward3940 Рік тому +5

    I can die happy knowing George has watched Bojack Horseman and thinks it’s good

  • @k-sdesssd122
    @k-sdesssd122 Рік тому +5

    I'm sorry George but because of what you said here, you now HAVE to make a "We Watched all the Saw Movies", it would be incredible

    • @minerva_prime
      @minerva_prime Рік тому

      He would not be able to show much of the movies or he'll most likely get age restricted

  • @MaybeOrangeJuice
    @MaybeOrangeJuice Рік тому +1

    2:20 Average Brit in the 1840s seeing an Irishman.

  • @VampyrePone
    @VampyrePone Рік тому +6

    YES GEORGE IS AN INSIDE NUMBER NINE FAN OMG BEST DAY EVERRR

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +3

    Dundee is the Birmingham of Scotland 😂

  • @owenman5559
    @owenman5559 Рік тому +1

    4:50 profile is accurate, also server at the best burger joint in town, 10/10 also George Taunton is in Somerset💀

  • @liv9363
    @liv9363 Рік тому +1

    8:07 Not a cinema, but talking pictures tv show films from like the 30s all the way to early 2000s! if any film buffs wanna watch older classics

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Рік тому

    4:14 - her job could be the maintenance of aquariums in pet stores and people's homes...

  • @led7489
    @led7489 Рік тому +4

    The dwarf king is back again

  • @challeFN
    @challeFN Рік тому

    3:54 Calamity is also the name of a controversial Fortnite skins because it originally introduced jiggle physics to awoogas...

  • @user-xd7dt6gr8l
    @user-xd7dt6gr8l Рік тому +3

    george when he finds out you can have an aquarium in your house😱🤯

  • @strawbrrysugar
    @strawbrrysugar Рік тому

    KANETO JUUSEI AT 1:39 such a good band

  • @ds.3577
    @ds.3577 Рік тому +1

    A night out in liverpool is a messy night. Scousers go hard on the weekend😂

  • @melonlord7371
    @melonlord7371 Рік тому +3

    the fact that jean-luc was from Dundee should have brought it down to a 3

  • @bingus6978
    @bingus6978 Рік тому +3

    14:26 WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF GRRRR (growls seductively)

  • @Tomahawk1
    @Tomahawk1 Рік тому +10

    George’s editor was slacking for this one

  • @pogpogpog7507
    @pogpogpog7507 Рік тому

    i think it's funny that mr memeulous finds the "these are two different measurements" thing funny like man in australia that's one of the most common bios (alongside "im here for a good time not a long time") to the point where i just roll my eyes every time i see it now

  • @window4234
    @window4234 Рік тому +11

    As someone called Eilidh it’s Scottish and pronounced ay-lee

  • @ILikeSalamanders
    @ILikeSalamanders 6 місяців тому +2

    3:26 BRUH THATS EPSTEINS ISLAND

  • @ttvyeet9376
    @ttvyeet9376 Рік тому +1

    The fact that george pretends he doesn’t know which swipe is which 0:35

  • @ricktheeuwen6
    @ricktheeuwen6 Рік тому +3

    George i work in a cinema the problem with playing old movies is that nobody shows up

  • @joaomarques4030
    @joaomarques4030 Рік тому +2

    ayo nah but probably shout out to jake for (I assume) helping out zealand with his visit to taunton

  • @genericname8727
    @genericname8727 Рік тому +2

    People who hate pigeons usually like doves, despite them being literally the same bird. If you hate doves just as much then that’s fine then

  • @fastboypablo
    @fastboypablo Рік тому +1

    This is me 14:46 - will defo turn up to the next footy tryouts.

  • @Eclopiaedits
    @Eclopiaedits 6 місяців тому +1

    5:28 Is that guy wearing a captain Jack harkens coat + was I front of a tardis in one pic?!

  • @RatchetFanGirl27
    @RatchetFanGirl27 Рік тому +2

    My biggest flex is that George liked my dating profile.

  • @thebigcheese8967
    @thebigcheese8967 Рік тому

    Idk why but I died when George said- I don’t know why you’re wearing a red shirt you’re not a waiter 🤣🤣

  • @cooj5009
    @cooj5009 Рік тому +15

    ☝️🤓 Ackshually, the black death was caused by the fleas, not the rats. I thoguht you of all people would know this George M 🤓☝️

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 Рік тому

      Yes YES the infected fleas jumped onto the rats and then the rats infected humans. And if you had more than one cat, you were more likely not to get infected, but you would then be called a witch and murdered

    • @knosat6643
      @knosat6643 4 місяці тому

      fleas mostly carried by WHAT

  • @sammclennan5942
    @sammclennan5942 Рік тому +4

    As someone that met Georgia on a dating app I can vouch she cannot talk and is very awkward. Still homies to this day

  • @VampyyChan__
    @VampyyChan__ Рік тому +2

    OMG THE GUY WHO MENTIONED KANETO-JUUSEI 😍😍🤞🤞🤞

  • @owu_uwo
    @owu_uwo Рік тому +4

    "Subscribe or I will make you date the furry" jokes on you, I am a furry myself

    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf Рік тому +1

      his hatred for us is undying 😓

  • @nachito420
    @nachito420 8 місяців тому +1

    2:12 genuinely thought the video ended because of the furry

  • @DaniCal1forn1a
    @DaniCal1forn1a Рік тому

    7:20 Fortunately not vodka, just sparkling wine!

  • @eeurr1306
    @eeurr1306 Рік тому

    4:48 IM THE LORAX AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian Рік тому

    its impressive that you manage to annoy me with your npc 5 seconds of summer fan comment and then immediately make me happy with your old film cinema comment

  • @bryrk
    @bryrk Рік тому +1

    to justify mine with my dad's coffin, by that point it was entirely a joke profile 😭

  • @LINTOXO
    @LINTOXO Рік тому +1

    the thumbnail ensures that this will be good lmao

  • @phoefi
    @phoefi Рік тому

    Hey I'm the second one! Don't worry, I'll edit my bio down for you, big man. To be fair I expected to be absolutely roasted, so I'm happy enough with a 5 haha

  • @katelynnvens1974
    @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +6

    My hair used to be green and purple, I wasn’t mentally well tbh

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn Рік тому +3

      Depending on how you do it that can actually look pretty cool. But if your pfp is current thats a really good color!

    • @katelynnvens1974
      @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +1

      @@KuLaydMahn it is! I was half and half for ages!

  • @twk4977
    @twk4977 Рік тому +3

    Fun Fact: Wasps are adorable and fleas caused the black death not rats

  • @unikracoon1913
    @unikracoon1913 Рік тому +2

    7:25
    LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOOOOL

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Рік тому +1

    4:32 He does look like him, but also with a bit of JankyLanky in it too, if you know who that is

  • @rosiebrockway9333
    @rosiebrockway9333 Рік тому

    4:57 omg u can see my town !!! thats crazy that other ppl can know it exists

  • @fatherofthepigeons2854
    @fatherofthepigeons2854 Рік тому +1

    How dare you insult my children like that george, for shame

  • @scpjack7856
    @scpjack7856 Рік тому +1

    4:56 Memelous X Zealand crossover

  • @vem-fan-tog-namnet-marc
    @vem-fan-tog-namnet-marc Рік тому +2

    the flags from in order were: cook islands, brazil, saudi arabia, zambia, and turkmenistan (Cook islands might actually be Coco islands I'm not sure)

  • @jkasaunder228
    @jkasaunder228 Рік тому

    That first guys pretty smart. I heard the zoo tycoon bit and I even swooned a bit.

  • @neavepoplawsky9201
    @neavepoplawsky9201 Рік тому

    There's cinemas called Everyman theatres who show old films, they have beds/comfy chairs and food brought to your seat

  • @Sugarglidergirl101
    @Sugarglidergirl101 Рік тому

    13:55 I swear some of the best anthology series are British.

  • @kewuo
    @kewuo Рік тому

    2:13 ive re evaluated... and i would still swipe the good way

  • @bobross3756
    @bobross3756 Рік тому +3

    Adams was tragic 😂 imagine making working at primark your personality

  • @oldaccount21389
    @oldaccount21389 Рік тому

    i remember it’s left swipe on tinder from when he did the video watching anti cigarette ads

  • @Imslayful
    @Imslayful Рік тому

    YES already know I’m gonna love this

  • @meowster_chief
    @meowster_chief Рік тому

    you cant fool us George, we all know these are your past profiles

  • @jacobismega
    @jacobismega Рік тому +1

    I'm hurt by the pigeon SLANDER

  • @Ploom91
    @Ploom91 2 місяці тому

    When you know that Jake person. That’s actually crazy, he played a prank on the local radio station and got in a serious amount of trouble 😂

  • @belacoronious
    @belacoronious Рік тому +2

    Kieran was tragic haha (In a respectful manner)

  • @TBCarter
    @TBCarter Рік тому +1

    George what a beautiful thumbnail

  • @lex365
    @lex365 Рік тому +3

    9:45 stop I’m jealous

  • @miaconstance
    @miaconstance Рік тому

    0:22 that makes no sense at all 😂 what does that mean honestly though

  • @tamagothix
    @tamagothix Рік тому

    i am an NPC: confirmed by george memeulous.
    also it was champagne😭

  • @bethanyroses7170
    @bethanyroses7170 Рік тому

    Hahaha im disco gromit and dolphin fact! I pole danced for The Mild High Club live slow in a swingers club. Pure chaos.

  • @vandalpaulius
    @vandalpaulius Рік тому

    Thanks for putting me off of dating apps for another year

  • @gumpastee
    @gumpastee Рік тому +1

    Very British of you saying 'none of this Eoin shit'

  • @superludwigselby4204
    @superludwigselby4204 Рік тому

    Thank you george for ulploading

  • @littleadam5740
    @littleadam5740 Рік тому +1

    nah man, as if he reviewed me, 6/10 i'm happy with that

  • @njm1259
    @njm1259 Рік тому

    The club in Liverpool surely has to be Einstein’s

  • @ComaToast712
    @ComaToast712 Рік тому +1

    Clicked for the furry, stayed for George.

  • @dedbot9872
    @dedbot9872 Рік тому +1

    8:33 How are you demi/pan and using Tinder 💀

  • @choco-dog7987
    @choco-dog7987 Рік тому

    Nice upload Georg for my bday xd
    gromit disco jumper for win

  • @ricktheeuwen6
    @ricktheeuwen6 Рік тому

    The eoin guy is dressed like peter griffin how did you not get that 😂

  • @aequanimitas
    @aequanimitas Рік тому +1

    How has picture quality gone back to how it was in the days of MySpace?

  • @patricklarge1850
    @patricklarge1850 Рік тому +3

    How has Taunton made it into a memeulous video

  • @HopeAuq
    @HopeAuq Рік тому

    Oh damn Jean-Luc is pretty decently known on DWTWT

  • @oxerful5426
    @oxerful5426 Рік тому

    Bro lived in Canary Wharf what a massive raging tory