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  • @aequanimitas
    @aequanimitas Рік тому +2050

    I worry that the most sensible people are all opting to not have children and we're just going to end up with whole generations raised by people that really shouldn't be parents.

    • @Mrparkdog1
      @Mrparkdog1 Рік тому +100

      The film idiocracy is basically that exact thing

    • @crystaledwards8854
      @crystaledwards8854 Рік тому +101

      There are graphs I’ve seen that show with increasing education and knowledge in women, the number of kids born decreases.

    • @amimiami82
      @amimiami82 Рік тому +28

      I never thought of it that way, damn. But tbh i believe there are a lot of normal ppl still wanting to have kids, its just not something u can say at ur 20s. Ask late 20s -late 30s and im sure ull get another answer. I believe this "desire" might be connected to hormones too (not sure) but yeah, dw

    • @kaiallen3237
      @kaiallen3237 Рік тому +21

      Watch idiocracy bro

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer Рік тому +14

      I was literally about to say that is what the movie Idiocracy is about, but the GOAT above me already mentioned it

  • @blackparademistress1
    @blackparademistress1 Рік тому +424

    The Mum wanting her baby to be small is disgusting. For those of us that had our babies rushed off to the NICU - the bigger the better so they can get through whatever life throws at them. My not so little one has just turned 1 and is a huge 15kg chunk. I’m so glad she’s pushed through everything she went through and has thrived. Her rolls, dimpled knuckles and chubby cheeks are the best thing in world.

    • @dentedkettle8118
      @dentedkettle8118 Рік тому +18

      This, ofc I haven't had kids but surely having a bigger baby makes it more likely for them to survive? I was born 2 weeks late and was considered underweight bc of it so I'm like 90% sure they kept me at the hospital for a bit to check nothing was wrong

    • @moth5799
      @moth5799 Рік тому +5

      Exactly. I was born at ~2kg, it definitely isn't a good thing lol.

    • @Bitz00.
      @Bitz00. Рік тому +11

      15kg at 1 year old??? its like drop kicking a brick

    • @Bitz00.
      @Bitz00. Рік тому

      @@moon-moth1america any%

    • @kmhkennedy
      @kmhkennedy 7 місяців тому +2

      She obvs sucks, but too big and they will induce or perform a c section? I think? Becomes dangerous for the mother? Maybe?
      Not a mum, never will be.🎉
      Also, ouch.

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 Рік тому +775

    *This whole Facebook page is the embodiment of the phrase “Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child”.*

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 Рік тому +3

      This is actually UA-cam.

    • @ieajackson5518
      @ieajackson5518 Рік тому

      @@nodiggity9472a UA-cam video…
      About face book? Huh? What are you on about mate?

    • @johankaewberg8162
      @johankaewberg8162 Рік тому

      @@nodiggity9472 About a face book page.

    • @iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy
      @iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy Рік тому

      ​@@nodiggity9472he's obviously talking about the page George visited

    • @Patrik6920
      @Patrik6920 8 місяців тому

      @@nodiggity9472 omfg ur a genius!...

  • @Slembilbong
    @Slembilbong Рік тому +433

    The Tinderleigh one is even worse when you realise they've only been together for a little over a year and they're already married and 7 months pregnant

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Рік тому +24

      That guy probably regrets it

    • @ironlix3516
      @ironlix3516 Рік тому +17

      Ah so you mean my sister and her husband? 😬

    • @Slembilbong
      @Slembilbong Рік тому +21

      @Iron Lix I am so sorry you share those genes

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 Рік тому +10

      @@Slembilbong given the clear brain damage shown by the expectant mother I'd say her parents shared a good few genes

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar Рік тому +123

    this is actually scary and depressing i feel so bad for these kids

  • @tobysimmonds487
    @tobysimmonds487 Рік тому +203

    I think if you raise a child like a child, then when they become a teenager, raise them like a friend who knows more about the world than they do and they will turn out to be really nice people. These parents who monitor their child and act like a prison warden have control issues... Very worrying

    • @Nimoes_archive
      @Nimoes_archive Рік тому +13

      I think that statement leaves allot of room for interpretation for example; how do you treat a child, like a child? If you treat your child like its stupid for example, like allot of people do with children. Then your child will grow to become an insecure teenager who mabye stuggles to deal with challenges they face, beacuse they don´t have enough confidence in themselves. Also a parent should not raise a teenager as though they are a freind, it sets a premise for unhealthy boundaries also. A parent is not a freind and will never be a freind, due to the emotionally controling power dynamic that being a parent sets the premise for, in modern western society. But yeah parents with control issues also see no boundaries and dont understand that their child is not their property, a child is a person with their own rights to afterall.

    • @tobysimmonds487
      @tobysimmonds487 Рік тому +7

      @@Nimoes_archive I actually think you're right to be honest. Very true about the boundaries part.
      Damn... parenting must be hard

    • @Nimoes_archive
      @Nimoes_archive Рік тому +3

      @@tobysimmonds487 Yeah parenting is hard and also creating new life is arguably immoral. Antinatalism ftw, Adopt instead of making new life imo.

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 Рік тому +10

      @@Nimoes_archive idk, id describe my mum as my friend and i turn 18 in a few months. Id say shes done a good job BECAUSE she treated me like an equal, and created a relationship that allowed me to talk to her about anything. If you cant be friends with your parent, then youre just living with a slightly more informal school teacher.

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Рік тому

      ​@@Nimoes_archivesomeone has to make new life for the children for adoption to exist. What a retarded concept

  • @kaceyc9016
    @kaceyc9016 Рік тому +501

    my mum sent me a facebook post that had the signs of autism on it and said 'dont worry i love you just the way you are x' im not autistic what the fuck

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 Рік тому +137

      Mine's the exact opposite. I'm CLEARLY autistic, but she refused to accept it and let me get tested (so I couldn't get the support I needed at school lol)

    • @Willeawhite
      @Willeawhite Рік тому +33

      @@archerymidnight3422 my dad doesn’t believe me, my mum said she always thought I had but as she had my 5 siblings and she went down the childcare route she really understood me, whereas my dad says he’s never seen a symptom or anything in my and I’m like bruh. I can write you an essay on myself like what

    • @scarletsjazz6472
      @scarletsjazz6472 Рік тому +37

      @@archerymidnight3422 most schools are shite anyway I was diagnosed and they started giving me less support lmao

    • @tabbed.
      @tabbed. Рік тому +5

      LMFAOO WHAT??

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd Рік тому +1

      😂😂 she a g

  • @amiebaggott2096
    @amiebaggott2096 Рік тому +86

    12:00
    There is a loophole in the first rule. His gf is 18, which means shes an adult, so hes technically under adult supervision

    • @sophiapatti7606
      @sophiapatti7606 Рік тому +5

      but he’s 17 so they’re basically the same age, u don’t become an adult overnight the second u turn 18 lmaooo

    • @Jamo_7811
      @Jamo_7811 Рік тому +7

      @@sophiapatti7606I’m surprised with your level of reasoning that we didn’t see you in this video.

    • @sophiapatti7606
      @sophiapatti7606 Рік тому +2

      @faesucks by LAW, yes.

    • @sophiapatti7606
      @sophiapatti7606 Рік тому

      @@Jamo_7811 awww thank you!!

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 Рік тому

      You're a genius

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 Рік тому +1172

    Any parent who monitors their 17 year old kid's phone, deserves everything they get.

    • @YoutubeCommenter1st
      @YoutubeCommenter1st Рік тому +39

      Spoken like a true 17 year old

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd Рік тому +81

      everything about that whole post screamed “gated community” 😭😭 getting a 10pm curfew at 17 my ass was told take a key or your ass sleeping outside for the night .

    • @MultiGerel
      @MultiGerel Рік тому +131

      @@UA-camCommenter1st lets play the game "whose going to the retirement home!"

    • @dravidianking1298
      @dravidianking1298 Рік тому +101

      @@UA-camCommenter1st they’re 17, almost old enough to join the military, at that point if you’ve done your job as a parent properly you’ll have no reason to worry. If you fucked up then it is what it is, should have taken parenthood more seriously instead of having a kid you couldn’t raise well.

    • @CT-hr9nk
      @CT-hr9nk Рік тому +47

      Spoken like an actual sane individual that values their privacy, freedom and rights.

  • @otter5298
    @otter5298 Рік тому +374

    Why are all mom's on Facebook obsessed with random vegetables possessing random healing powers

    • @DanSpo1
      @DanSpo1 Рік тому +27

      They only get their powers when they become oils

    • @darthyoda4934
      @darthyoda4934 Рік тому +12

      Their zodiac sign told them

    • @Ironbanner12
      @Ironbanner12 Рік тому +3

      TOMATO POWER

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Ironbanner12that's a fruit bro

    • @pencilpauli9442
      @pencilpauli9442 Рік тому

      Because not all mothers on Facebook are into woo shite.

  • @breadloafbrad
    @breadloafbrad Рік тому +33

    The lady who was teaching her infant sign language was sorta onto something, there is a real form of sign language that can be used with infants before they’re able to communicate verbally but something tells me she was trying to teach it ASL

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +9

      And even then, the baby would only JUST start to be able to apply it being a 9 month old.

  • @sirhenners204
    @sirhenners204 Рік тому +21

    *"Who is your doctor? Harold Shipman?"* pissed myself, absolute left field take from big man Memeulous

  • @goofy3517
    @goofy3517 Рік тому +135

    Let's hope this one doesn't get deleted like the first

    • @katelynnvens1974
      @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +24

      PHEW I wasn’t losing my mind lol

    • @snufkin123
      @snufkin123 Рік тому +16

      I genuinely thought I imagined it, searched for ages tryna find the video and it was gone

    • @jjjosii
      @jjjosii Рік тому

      What was it

    • @goofy3517
      @goofy3517 Рік тому

      @@jjjosii dunno didn't get to watch it had the same title and thumbnail tho

    • @goofy3517
      @goofy3517 Рік тому

      @@jjjosii dunno didn't get to watch it had the same title and thumbnail tho

  • @johnbeard9985
    @johnbeard9985 Рік тому +78

    Cheers George for keeping me firmly childfree

  • @beetopiaa610
    @beetopiaa610 Рік тому +127

    5:13 I genuinely thought George said “I never feel intimate with my PARTNER while he’s shaving the back of my head” lmao I had to replay it

    • @Cosmicgh0stieman18
      @Cosmicgh0stieman18 Рік тому +1

      NO CUZ SAME

    • @beth4692
      @beth4692 Рік тому +3

      Ahahha I replayed it and I can’t un hear it

    • @sharkyh9769
      @sharkyh9769 Рік тому +12

      ngl same and i was like 'george is lgbt ???' until i heard father and was like ohhhh

    • @beetopiaa610
      @beetopiaa610 Рік тому +21

      @@sharkyh9769 girl he said Barber 😿

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +2

      Partner shaving can be intimate, using a cutthroat razor to shave the neck, slowly and carefully.... One slip could kill you... 🥵

  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 Рік тому +144

    Imagine finding out the only reason you were born is because you’re older sister didn’t want kids

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому

      While your mom goes off about how you're actually uncle Fred who died 20 years ago.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it Рік тому +11

      *your

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 9 місяців тому

      I would like this but I would have thought the grammar nazi memes from a few years ago would have taught you your vs you’re.

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii Рік тому +180

    Parenting licences need to be a thing

    • @Nimoes_archive
      @Nimoes_archive Рік тому +6

      ^100% We need licences to be a parent, in many countries.

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea Рік тому

      forced abortions for anyone who gets pregnant without one 🪝👶

    • @amazingspiderlad
      @amazingspiderlad 11 місяців тому

      No. No they don't. That would cause way more problems than it would solve. It 100% would cost money, meaning that lower income people would be punished for having kids. What happens if someone is raped or their birth control fails? Are they then punished for having the kid? What happens to the kids? Are they just taken away from the parents? The foster care system already has a myriad of issues.
      There's a ridiculously huge chance that it would lead to eugenics. No one is completely unbiased, what's to stop the authorities from denying a licence to someone because of their race, sexuality or economic situation?

  • @exquisitecorpse__
    @exquisitecorpse__ Рік тому +112

    I'd let my three yr old drive but only because drunk driving is illegal and I have places to be

    • @CDTyphol
      @CDTyphol Рік тому +7

      Bro got his priorities straight

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 Рік тому +6

      My granddad used to have to drive his pos uncle and his cronies to the pub (very rural area with 3 cops in 200 miles) when he was 9 (in 1948). He said there would be 6 drunken brain deficiencies with legs in this ancient Austin van struggling up hills and because drunk people are unreasonable and these ones were worse than normal he'd get beaten when this 35 mile trip in an overloaded tin can with 20bhp took too long for them and they felt at risk of being sober. When the nicest man in Scotland says things I won't repeat about his own uncle you know you've got issues.

    • @Sinisterss
      @Sinisterss Рік тому

      Finally some good parenting

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Рік тому

      ​@@johnyossarian1135generalising drunk people wow

    • @carolinesconcertvids860
      @carolinesconcertvids860 Рік тому

      Lol

  • @Kawa-Yuki
    @Kawa-Yuki Рік тому +23

    Whenever I’m around other people’s children I can feel my tubes slowly tying themselves…

  • @fnollo7870
    @fnollo7870 Рік тому +70

    as someone who's currently studying to become an expert in the field of parenting/raising kids and teens, all of these parents are doing something genuinely wrong

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +18

      No offence but I feel like you don't need a degree to realize these people are a bit off.

    • @fnollo7870
      @fnollo7870 Рік тому +6

      @@NEEDbacon Fair tbh

    • @bruhngl
      @bruhngl Рік тому

      @@NEEDbacon a bit off is a nice way of putting it, I would've just said they're shit parents tbh

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Рік тому +2

      ​@@NEEDbaconI've only been able to buy monster legally for 1 year and have realise something is off

    • @sophiapatti7606
      @sophiapatti7606 Рік тому

      no fucking shit

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 6 місяців тому +4

    My parents used to let me go to raves from 15 years old in the late 80's thru early 90's. I had girlfriends stay the weekend, my mum didn't even mind my friends and I smoking hippy cabbage at the house. Her philosophy was she'd rather we partied where we're safe rather than down the park or somewhere worse. The only rule in the house was that I had to get good grades otherwise I had to study instead of party, so I had a great incentive to do well.
    I now work for the MoD/DoD as a weapon systems engineer for one of the UK's largest aerospace engineering companies! I've got 3 degrees (electrical/electronic/computer systems engineering). Clamping down on your children doesn't ensure they grow up to be better people, in fact I'd wager it does the opposite. I'm very relaxed with my young ones, discipline where it's necessary, free reign when it's appropriate, and they're doing great. They're smart kids, both book smart and street smart. They'll do just fine when they grow up.

    • @lebronjamesfromdwade4103
      @lebronjamesfromdwade4103 2 місяці тому +1

      Raising your children like they’re in a prison astronomically raises the chance that they’ll end up in one.

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 2 місяці тому +1

      @@lebronjamesfromdwade4103 Succinct, and eloquent.

  • @noodlechild666
    @noodlechild666 Рік тому +10

    Im guessing SS7 is step son 7, and she simply hates the kids that were birthed by her husbands previous partner. Sadly, very common.

  • @shellyquick441
    @shellyquick441 Рік тому +13

    9:02 sounds like severe postpartum depression

  • @ianstuarthunt
    @ianstuarthunt Рік тому +44

    As an old person (50+), FB has basically been abandoned by any of my friends who aren't insane. I very occasionally go back and feel depressed about the fate of most of my generation on there.
    Sadly, some people do seem to get more and more into the bubble as they get older, but at least they can be laughed at 😂

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 Рік тому +5

      Didnt know that anyone over 50 watched the george m youtube channel

    • @ianstuarthunt
      @ianstuarthunt Рік тому +8

      @@samuelpinder1215 I guess I must be either youthful or immature then 😁

    • @jaqkhan113
      @jaqkhan113 Рік тому

      Another one here! @@samuelpinder1215

  • @WilkesyBRAH
    @WilkesyBRAH Рік тому +19

    If I remember rightly that one of the mum who showed her kid not strapped in and just wearing a nappy to school ended up with the police and child services involved. Also youtube reccomended me a channel the other day like the last one of a woman teaching her 4 year old to drive on their street

    • @finch600
      @finch600 Рік тому +1

      Thank God. I hope the kids are safe now.

  • @toast99bubbles
    @toast99bubbles Рік тому +5

    6:45 I work for a children's charity and we have some short breals services for chiodren with disabilities, so that parents and carers can have short periods of respite care. We only have a number of nights we do per year, and those are spread out throughout the year. We recently got a call from someone saying they have an autistic child that they want one of our services to look after for a few days. Not only is that not the way you get referred to our servces, but when asked about it, the parent wanted it so they could attend the wedding of their older child in another country and have a holiday out there for a week, with the wedding at the middle of the week away.

  • @Iamnothappy510
    @Iamnothappy510 Рік тому +166

    Never clicked off the hub so fast

  • @K9_kfg
    @K9_kfg Рік тому +24

    I would love to be a mum but also terrified to raise kids with how the world is and my life rn. my bf and i are in the same boat and we feel we need to look after each other first and do other things in our life first before we can consider being stable enough to have kids. i dont get some people

    • @andrewjennings7306
      @andrewjennings7306 Рік тому +3

      Are you not scared of being pregnant?

    • @Nimoes_archive
      @Nimoes_archive Рік тому +9

      Props to you guys for that. In my opinon the world rn is not fit for new life, their are too many global issues that we face that will not be fixed any time soon when they need to be. I think its best to not have kids at all. Me and my partner are considering adoption if we reach a point in our lives where we can also consider being stable enough mentally, physically and economically before we think about adopting a child.

  • @eggmar7091
    @eggmar7091 Рік тому +28

    I feel sorry for all them kids smh 🤦‍♂️

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 Рік тому +2

    That poor baby would be finding sand everywhere for the rest for its life

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Рік тому +15

    George mentioning imagine your parents only letting do anything if youre literally sitting in the same room as them is way more common than i he knows

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd Рік тому +6

      only in gated communities. it’s rich middle class people type shit.

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus Рік тому +11

      being common doesn’t mean it’s right

    • @dravidianking1298
      @dravidianking1298 Рік тому +4

      @@LebronShaqthe2nd not all the time tbh, in some poor immigrant households where the man goes to work and the woman is forced to stay at home to raise the child, both parents come down on their child either out of jealousy for having more freedom and opportunities at a younger age or genuine fear of their child dying or becoming a drug addict/criminal instilled in them through severe culture shock by watching the media 24/7. Ironically this has the opposite effect and the kid will prolly act out more when they get older because they didn’t get to have any type of fun when they were younger so they go overboard when they finally do get freedom. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy regardless of social economic class.

  • @KJ-kv9up
    @KJ-kv9up Рік тому +12

    11:05 Imagine still tracking your 20 year old's phone usage if you think thats bad (my parents still do this)

    • @scottish_lunatic
      @scottish_lunatic Рік тому +1

      im 13 right now, and my mum is a helicopter parent but my dad doesnt give a flying fuck about what i do on the internet, so i have a slight feeling that since my mum bought my phone for me as a christmas present, im gonna have to deal with these rules

    • @persiancarpet5535
      @persiancarpet5535 Рік тому

      ​@@scottish_lunaticTell her to trust you and don't traumatize yourself online.

    • @bud1742
      @bud1742 Рік тому +1

      get a grip and buy your own phone that they can't monitor lad

  • @Cosmicgh0stieman18
    @Cosmicgh0stieman18 Рік тому +10

    7:55 THATS HER SON WTFFFF

  • @AGuyOnline24
    @AGuyOnline24 Рік тому +7

    Actually laughed at 12:31 cause my grandad actually let me do that down our street at the same age, it made my week to steer round the cars on his lap 😂😂

  • @JacobSprenger
    @JacobSprenger Рік тому +5

    The police should archive these posts for reference in case some of those kids become serial killers.

  • @a_very_cool_dinosaur
    @a_very_cool_dinosaur Рік тому +48

    Love your content and you always manage to make me laugh :D have a great day

  • @oliverse_crazy930
    @oliverse_crazy930 Рік тому +4

    4:30 my grandparents used to threaten to make me do that since I was in 6th grade if I couldn't find clothes I havn't worn yet

  • @alfm388
    @alfm388 Рік тому +3

    12:50 I see no issue little man looks confident

  • @tuurderom2017
    @tuurderom2017 Рік тому +2

    10:11 apparently his name is Prinz Eugen and he is composed of Germans from Banat and Serbs from Banat, Croatia, Hungary and Romania

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Рік тому +8

    10:20 oh no "blended parenting" She's referring to her step son as SS7. Not sure if that means he's seven years old or if he's the seventh step son.

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 Рік тому +5

    That parent that was annoyed with their kid for not being able to talk is especially moronic when you realise that kids only just start grasping actual words at 9 months, and even then its just the basic ones. I don't even have kids but I know my 4 month old nice ain't gonna start asking me the weather any time soon

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick Рік тому +11

    This video is the definition that some people shouldn’t be parents 😂😂😂

  • @darkerarts
    @darkerarts 11 днів тому

    'Who is your doctor? Harold Shipman?" - Brilliant 😁

  • @Jakef02
    @Jakef02 Рік тому +9

    Bro really said “Cat Place Holiday” 💀

  • @AdamSheehan-pm8zq
    @AdamSheehan-pm8zq Рік тому +3

    8:53 imagine if theyre neighbour was a survivor and just kept it secret

  • @theodorebarton4256
    @theodorebarton4256 Рік тому +1

    5:26 My parents did that with me and my 4 siblings. They wouldn’t have us sit by ourselves, no, there’d be a nanny. But they were in business class

  • @pluckyzephyr5949
    @pluckyzephyr5949 Рік тому +9

    you need help
    so do I
    love ur vids mate, been watching you since 1999

  • @eviljake5398
    @eviljake5398 Рік тому +2

    10:38 That woman's doctor is definitely Hannibal Lecter.

  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 Рік тому +6

    Legalise making potential parents pass tests before they have kids

    • @dravidianking1298
      @dravidianking1298 Рік тому

      It won’t matter, by the time that happens the earth will overpopulate, the idiots raised by idiots will peak and we’ll all be equalized through fire or water depending on what natural disasters come up in our parts of the world.

  • @DarthAzabrush
    @DarthAzabrush Рік тому +1

    Technically on private land there are no driving laws however the owner of said land remains legally liable for any accident or injury.

  • @HeartbeatCN
    @HeartbeatCN Рік тому +1

    I just went aww... when George called his father papa. We don't hear that often but I think it's a sweet name.

  • @franticcarrot6482
    @franticcarrot6482 Рік тому +1

    Cattery is the word you’re looking for, George. 😂

  • @MXTYT
    @MXTYT Рік тому +6

    who's your doctor? harold shipman? made me laugh too hard

  • @purplepurina
    @purplepurina Рік тому +5

    3:27 It’s actually easier for babies to learn sign language than talk 😅

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd Рік тому +2

      it’s a problem with the parenting. out of all the billions of babies that were raised from birth every single one of them even the ones with autism were able to be taught to communicate u less they had a genetic disorder. so if a parent doesn’t have the patience or skill to teach a child basic life communication skills they shouldn’t be a parent.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +1

      @@LebronShaqthe2nd I mean, it seems less like the child is incapable. More the mom is upset it's not speaking Oxford level English before even being a year old.

  • @DarthAzabrush
    @DarthAzabrush Рік тому +3

    "The police should be scouring Facebook and nicking these people" I'm pretty sure that is literally most of a Crim Int officer's job these days.

  • @possesedfrisk
    @possesedfrisk Рік тому +3

    Here in America, overbearing parents that monitor 17 and even 18+ year olds aren't as uncommon as you'd think, unfortunately... My dad and step mom had me essentially locked in my room with only paper, writing stuff (that I had to get myself) and books until I was 18... Really fucked me up

    • @scottish_lunatic
      @scottish_lunatic Рік тому

      lock them in a room with nothing but a table, and a bowl of soup with bleach mixed in it

    • @flan6449
      @flan6449 Рік тому +1

      True

  • @areganh
    @areganh Рік тому +1

    ''What is love baby dont hurt me''🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Рік тому +1

    I don't need any contraceptive after this video, this worked perfectly well

  • @brobs0463
    @brobs0463 Рік тому +3

    Facebook is genuinely a great thing. It helps weed out these absolute cretins

  • @niallrussell7184
    @niallrussell7184 Рік тому +1

    we're literally here to do one job, to avoid extinction. stupid parents doesn't necessarily mean stupid kids.

  • @lemonadec0re
    @lemonadec0re Рік тому +9

    3:02 does that mean she had her first baby at 12-13 😨

    • @bruhngl
      @bruhngl Рік тому +7

      It's most likely she was 12 when she got pregnant, given 9 months of pregnancy, absolutely disgusting that poor child is literally a victim and her parents are clearly okay with it if it's happened again and she has such a positive attitude about it that realistically could only have come from her parents. I honestly don't understand how social services didn't take her away the first time, her parents are fucking despicable.

  • @lizz1ezxx
    @lizz1ezxx Рік тому +1

    the harold shipman reference had me creasing

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul Рік тому +1

    The one about the Lower Mainland does not surprise me, it's in my province in Canada and my parents LITERALLY let me do the same thing at the same age. It was ridiculous and I have no idea why this is SO common here

  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 Рік тому +3

    Older generations go on about the younger gen being on their phones too much while being on Facebook, arguably the worst thing on the internet

  • @Kantilvih
    @Kantilvih Рік тому +2

    Not sure, but SS7 to my mind means step-son, 7 years old. and the OP seems to not care much for them, since OP has issues with them using a MUG. granted it was a gift, but the alternative was it stayed in the cupboard.

  • @CAPTAIN-PET
    @CAPTAIN-PET 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact that a (not really) sane woman is parenting a 3 year old and letting them DRIVE ST THAT AGE, if a 17 has to take driving lessons then a 3 year old has to take 14 years of driving lessons, letting them drive at that age is crazy.

    • @CAPTAIN-PET
      @CAPTAIN-PET 7 місяців тому +1

      “and that’s not enough for him and it’s all I can let him do lol!” Lol? Oof death my dear friend you put yourself in harms way.

  • @theworkshopwhisperer.5902
    @theworkshopwhisperer.5902 Рік тому +1

    I have an expression for videos like this. "Neural Sandpaper." You can just feel everything in your big juicy brain withering away inside. You fall deeper into a more complex states of fundamental confusion of how any of this could be real to begin with. It only gets worse as you realise that someone thought it was the best idea to post it on the Internet.

  • @ReepsWasteOfTime
    @ReepsWasteOfTime Рік тому +1

    12:53 family friend used to let me do this but with a tractor. (But I was 7 and it was 5mph in a field while he has control of the pedals so he can just stop. By the time I was 14 he had to use a hey bale spear and how to use the mini digger to dig (obviously). This kid just skipped all that 7 years of slow learning and went straight to driving XD

  • @-enigma-8218
    @-enigma-8218 Рік тому +3

    When i was three, i was obsessed with planes. Thank god my mother isn't the person who let their kid drive a damn car 💀

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler Рік тому +8

    for real, with all the dysfunctional parents there are, you would think they would make some sort of legal back check to see if people are sane enough to raise a child. but no.

  • @Alien_Cultist
    @Alien_Cultist Рік тому +12

    My biological mother had me at 19. I'm the youngest of her four; I have 3 older half-siblings. She had my oldest half-sister at 13.
    It's pretty crazy how young some people have kids

    • @carolinesconcertvids860
      @carolinesconcertvids860 Рік тому +2

      Yeh it's crazy. My friend fell pregnant when she was 14. She had an abortion though

  • @CoolBurgers23154
    @CoolBurgers23154 Рік тому +5

    I've been taking melatonin for 7 - 8 years, and I'm 16. I'm constantly tired during the daytime BUT I can actually sleep at night so I'll take the brainfog over restless nights :3

    • @key790
      @key790 4 місяці тому +2

      be careful that you dont grow a dependence on it though

    • @CoolBurgers23154
      @CoolBurgers23154 4 місяці тому

      @@key790 i've been dependant for years

  • @CrimsonMey
    @CrimsonMey Рік тому +1

    Oi. I learned to drive like that back in the 90's. When I took driving lessons, the instructor said I was one of the most comfortable people he ever saw handle the wheel. Wasn't nervous at all. Told him I learned at the knee of my pops and supplimented lessons from old racing games at the local arcade.

  • @johnyossarian1135
    @johnyossarian1135 Рік тому +1

    The real miracle that the God squad should have been going apeshit over is the fact that the last window licker wasn't also an Altima owner

  • @SarenSiri
    @SarenSiri Рік тому +4

    5:05 this is so ridiculous to me 😂 I'm 24 and I shave my dads head loads, how is this intimate at all??

  • @HolleeDaze
    @HolleeDaze Рік тому

    Who is your doctor? Harold Shipman…
    Fucking floored me! 😂

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +1

    A 4 month old absolutely shouldn’t be having melatonin but melatonin doesn’t immediately knock you out and make you feel terrible the next day. Melatonin is naturally produced by your body to make you tired but sometimes you don’t produce enough so you need to take it as a medication. I guess if you took the really high doses they have in America it might knock you out but if you have a regular dose it should just make you sleepy enough for you to go to sleep and it shouldn’t make you feel bad the next day. Your body naturally produces melatonin so it should feel just like a regular sleep. I was prescribed melatonin for years and took it every night when I was in high school.

  • @CamKirkhamsFavouriteDonut
    @CamKirkhamsFavouriteDonut 10 місяців тому

    2:48 - 2:57 this whole skit got me rolling on the damn floor for TOO long 😭😭

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece Рік тому

    My experience with stuff like melatonin is:
    If you are not used to it, exactly what you said.
    But then comes the next problem, you VERY quickly get used to it.
    Most of these are not for extended use for that very reason. I only use it to knock myself out about 3 times a years for the worst nights of having a cold. Blessed be Wick Medinait.

  • @stephiistarr243
    @stephiistarr243 Рік тому +3

    wait wait wait....she's 7 months pregnant and met her husband only a little over a year ago...shi**ing hell they moved fast

  • @dodgycurry
    @dodgycurry Рік тому +1

    the only normal one was the kid driving. when i was around 2/3 my grandad would let me steer his jeep around his land whilst he would use the pedals.

  • @daddyahhh3976
    @daddyahhh3976 6 місяців тому +4

    1:31 imagine all the sand and salt that would get stuck in there 🤮🤮 and i cant even imagine how bad it will be for the kid in the long run. (They may end up fine but still just dont freebirth in the ocean)

  • @nemesbence2002
    @nemesbence2002 Рік тому +5

    i mean the last one isnt that bad, when I was like 5-6 my dad also let me 'drive' (=hold the wheel while rolling extremely slow in an empty dead-end street), its not like they're gonna let a 3 year old drive on the motorway lol but as a kid that feels fucking awesome

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Рік тому +1

      ...except she said at the end that it's not enough and she is looking for places that allow 3 year old to drive

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +2

      @@billcipher8645 Could go to like a go kart place for it.

  • @Mystery_Biscuits
    @Mystery_Biscuits Рік тому +1

    “Intuit” - the act of applying intuition

  • @pikachuichooseyou4273
    @pikachuichooseyou4273 2 місяці тому +1

    05:33 Don't have 🧑‍🍼 You are much to precious for that...

  • @Defsnot_Momskowerkor
    @Defsnot_Momskowerkor Рік тому +1

    If you watch with closed captions on it starts with
    "I'm a genuine fairy"
    Well on George, well on.

  • @Where-Am-I9
    @Where-Am-I9 2 місяці тому +1

    I hate when people say shit like "they're discrimating against me" for not being allowed to breastfeed their child at school.
    There's a difference between someone being beaten, attacked and harassed for their skin colour or sexuality and you being a shit mum.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Рік тому +1

    For the last one, driving as a kid: The mother could try the less dangerous route of just setting him up with a pedal car. Later, at around 7 or 8, allow him into a go-kart (they run on gas on a monitored track but no faster than 25 mph, requires an instructor though). After some practice with that, get him into the adult go-karts that go a lot faster. The non-servo steering is good practice to be able to control the vehicle. Only after that let him have a go with a real car in an enclosed area.
    This chick got to experience all of this 😎 (also actually driving a manual gear car for the first time at around age 10), and now as an adult I have transport truck driver's licence. 🚚

  • @Calebteaaaa
    @Calebteaaaa Рік тому +4

    At 12:24 in the video my dad is the same exact way as that mom thank god that my mom pays for my phone so he can’t monitor anything as intensely as her

  • @nataliegoodfellow3185
    @nataliegoodfellow3185 19 днів тому +1

    11:05 my parents tried to monitor my phone until I left for college (Uni). My dad monitored my bank account as well because I decided to stop sharing my location. Weird times especially because I didn’t find out he was tracking my bank account until I went out of state during a break.

  • @xenotiic8356
    @xenotiic8356 Рік тому +12

    Watching this gives me confidence I might not be as bad of a parent as I worry I would be... granted I'm 22 and haven't had much relationship experience so I don't know how likely it is I'll even have a chance to have a kid, but at least I'm not THIS braindead...

  • @flofloflofloflor
    @flofloflofloflor 4 місяці тому +2

    3:17 god damn it FUCKING WAIT

  • @Cheekyos65
    @Cheekyos65 Рік тому +13

    Facebook moms are a different breed

  • @tonaerio
    @tonaerio Рік тому +30

    Is it weird that I think the 3 year old one isn’t that bad, like obviously it shouldn’t be happening. But like let’s say they were to do it on empty private land, go super slow (seeing as she has control of the pedals), the toddler basically is doing nothing. It’s just giving the toddler the illusion of driving

    • @bruhngl
      @bruhngl Рік тому +15

      She said driving on her lap wasn't enough for the kid so I think she plans on letting him have more control, even though the kid wouldn't even be able to reach the pedals 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @YoutubeCommenter1st
      @YoutubeCommenter1st Рік тому +3

      @@bruhngl unless the 3 year old has that NBA gene

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +1

      @@bruhngl Seemed more like she was looking for an alternative to just letting her kid have a go with her car. I'd say try and get the kid into Karting. Maybe still a few years off but that's at least an option.

    • @bruhngl
      @bruhngl Рік тому +2

      @@NEEDbacon maybe but either way the kid is too young. Most go-karting places, at least where I live, have age restrictions so they definitely wouldn't let a toddler behind the wheel

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 Рік тому

      What’s wrong with that? Anybody can drive on private land, there’s no licensing or age requirements, you just need to be able to control the car
      This is how future motorsports drivers are made

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Рік тому +3

    11:12 - "I'm monitoring my 17-yo's phone, for some reason he thinks I'm overbearing... I'm stunned." Seriously. WTF?

  • @Zantonny
    @Zantonny 6 місяців тому

    Yes, you can take a 3 year old to drive! There are lots of child friendly go kart places that have low cc karts for younger drivers. Most of them will be unlikely to allow a 3 year old, but my local one accepts 4 year olds and up.

  • @wooders2206
    @wooders2206 Рік тому

    that 3yo driving the car is the next Lewis Hamilton

  • @katelynnvens1974
    @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +6

    I was wondering where the Facebook mum video was cause I swear I saw this title already 👁️👄👁️

    • @basedDS3enjoyer
      @basedDS3enjoyer Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @zacheast3910
      @zacheast3910 Рік тому +4

      he tweeted about it, it got demonised so he took it down

    • @katelynnvens1974
      @katelynnvens1974 Рік тому +2

      @@zacheast3910 ohhh makes sense, genuinely thought I’d lost my mind lol

  • @DayyVid-
    @DayyVid- Рік тому +4

    that baby's gonna struggle learning how to spell their name

    • @tickledtoffee
      @tickledtoffee Рік тому +5

      I'd ask which one, but I think it applies to all of them in this vid sadly

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 10 місяців тому +2

    6:55 So in just over a year they got married and she's 7 months pregnant? They didn't waste time