Cats In Therapy

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  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 5 років тому +2177

    "It's 2019. Who plays Candy Crush?"
    My thoughts too, man...my thoughts too.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae 5 років тому +8

      I think that shit was installed on my brand spanking new Windows 10 (pro and on a desktop) install I did yesterday.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 5 років тому +15

      I stopped playing a few weeks ago when I got my new phone. Because apparently my game was never backed up to the cloud. I was on level 880. *880!*

    • @MissEarthling
      @MissEarthling 5 років тому +17

      Only moms on facebook.

    • @Tahoorayah
      @Tahoorayah 5 років тому +3

      I read this when it was playing 😂😂

    • @theworkofamuse
      @theworkofamuse 5 років тому +2

      I never thought I'd relate to a cat before.

  • @captaingforce
    @captaingforce 5 років тому +5286

    "Just do your magic brain witch!" I'm going to say this to my therapist when I see her next

    • @GLaSSesNOlenses
      @GLaSSesNOlenses 5 років тому +76

      1. I posted before seeing your comment...so yeah
      2. Good luck with your therapy 👍

    • @fussymynx78
      @fussymynx78 5 років тому +19

      Lol me too! 😅😅

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic 5 років тому +52

      So, how did your next therapist session go??
      😉

    • @captaingforce
      @captaingforce 5 років тому +117

      It went great, she laughed!

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 4 роки тому +11

      captaingforce
      XD I love that

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 3 роки тому +1718

    “My balls are missing...and she’s acting like everything’s normal.” Laughed till I fell off the chair.

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 3 роки тому +22

      I laughed til cried & got a headache.....good one!

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 3 роки тому +9

      Loved that one haha

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 3 роки тому +22

      "I'm not saying she did it" lol

    • @catdairy367
      @catdairy367 Рік тому

      My cat have same thought right now

    • @jamesa6693
      @jamesa6693 Рік тому

      Pretty sure that’s called marriage 😂

  • @wildfiresnap
    @wildfiresnap 5 років тому +2498

    Like how he’s posting more. Also successor to Sad Cat Diary

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana 5 років тому +47

      I was worried we'd only get the True Facts. And while those are amazing, the Sad Pet Diaries have their charm it can't replace.

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 років тому +10

      Pikana,
      Teddy’s Operation. 🍬🍬🖍🦋

    • @lycanthis9963
      @lycanthis9963 5 років тому +4

      @@KairuHakubi Uh..... I need an adult.
      Oh wait, I AM AN ADULT!

    • @patdepaula6618
      @patdepaula6618 5 років тому +3

      Thank you thank you thank you

    • @beebeegun16
      @beebeegun16 5 років тому +2

      I was your 1000th like 😘

  • @nonemo138
    @nonemo138 5 років тому +185

    That cat gaslighting it's owner about the sofa is so on point! 😄

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 4 роки тому +1627

    That tofu story is deep and disturbing and brilliant

    • @hgicey5274
      @hgicey5274 2 роки тому +20

      Lol I thought I seen the cat scowl as soon as Frank mentioned it's mother

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 2 роки тому +12

      That poor cat!

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 2 роки тому +21

      I know where That Trader Joe's is.

    • @denisegiannakis5667
      @denisegiannakis5667 2 роки тому +24

      Everytime I see a packet of tofu in the supermarket.. ...this pops into my head instantly....I eat tofu! Lololol

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 2 роки тому +3

      but now its kitty... and human takes care of it

  • @zacharywymetalek3976
    @zacharywymetalek3976 5 років тому +2889

    "Just do your magic, Brainwitch"

  • @DoctorLazers
    @DoctorLazers 5 років тому +3754

    "I'm not saying it was her but she's acting like everything is normal."

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 5 років тому +135

      “And this is NOT normal.”

    • @jefflindeman
      @jefflindeman 5 років тому +15

      See? Candy Crush strikes again.

    • @gamezob
      @gamezob 5 років тому +46

      Where are my balls summer?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @blueberrycrepes
      @blueberrycrepes 4 роки тому +2

      @@gamezob
      Mmm yummy spaghetti and meatballs

  • @Ben-el4ne
    @Ben-el4ne 5 років тому +763

    “No, I think there’s resentment there. I wanted to go into marketing and he wanted me to be an indoor cat. Now we have seven plants and we’re thinking of getting more”

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 3 роки тому +6

      @Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE! uuuuuuhh. You can always use that HSLT for yourself.

  • @Eternally_screaming_idiot
    @Eternally_screaming_idiot 5 років тому +372

    "Just do your magic, brain witch."
    Me with every therapist I've had.

    • @mezlandia
      @mezlandia 5 років тому +9

      I need this on a shirt, for my next meeting with the psychiatrist 🤪

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 5 років тому +2

      Accurate for lots of people 😂

    • @owlcat8896
      @owlcat8896 5 років тому +1

      I need a 'brain witch' shirt. (Psychology student here. :D )

  • @GDeNofa
    @GDeNofa 5 років тому +2729

    “I’m more of a cat than that damn wrinkled pit bull that just ran out of here”
    I’m DEAD😂

    • @reeceyb505
      @reeceyb505 5 років тому +29

      That line got me the most, damn wrinkled pit bull....

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 5 років тому +5

      Ikr

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 5 років тому +37

      @Shin Sho Not as disgusting as you ya piece of shit.

    • @agarcia3986
      @agarcia3986 5 років тому +14

      Was the dog talking about the hairless cat? 😂

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +12

      "Just do your magic brain witch" lol
      I guess the dog aspires to be ua-cam.com/video/zGlOpo1QxEE/v-deo.html

  • @evandotterer4365
    @evandotterer4365 5 років тому +2731

    “My earliest memory is being alone behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale” 😂

    • @ENYoriginal
      @ENYoriginal 5 років тому +53

      oh fuck I used to go there...

    • @thomasfurgalack2577
      @thomasfurgalack2577 5 років тому +18

      The one on Glenoaks?

    • @ENYoriginal
      @ENYoriginal 5 років тому +23

      no, there's one near Metropolitan Avenue and Woodhaven Blvd...

    • @thatboy3
      @thatboy3 5 років тому +31

      I mean, if you're going to be alone behind a Trader Joe's, Glendale is the place to do it.

    • @evandotterer4365
      @evandotterer4365 5 років тому +14

      He’s talking Glendale Arizona right?

  • @zillarex6063
    @zillarex6063 5 років тому +6804

    Me: "Damn I'm bored"
    Zefrank: "cat therapy"
    Me: *yes*

    • @qweqqweq2090
      @qweqqweq2090 5 років тому +19

      Let it out cat. Let it out. There's no judgment here.

    • @mreyn17
      @mreyn17 5 років тому +18

      Zefrank is legit awesome!

    • @nomadrl91x
      @nomadrl91x 5 років тому +15

      Im sick... and this showed up. I need this.

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 5 років тому +6

      This video made me full chub

    • @williamblake7386
      @williamblake7386 5 років тому +1

      this is how it should look:
      "Me: "Damn I'm bored"
      Zefrank: "cat therapy"
      Me: yes"
      this obsession to abuse people for an extra click is something unhealthy.

  • @Itsyaoboy
    @Itsyaoboy 5 років тому +408

    When he said "my balls are missing" and the cat's pupils dilated I felt that 🤣

  • @jodifisher2183
    @jodifisher2183 3 роки тому +196

    "But no, no, no, that's not for Libby." Zefrank, you're a genius.

  • @gandalftheswoll519
    @gandalftheswoll519 5 років тому +2195

    See you guys in 10 years when this is recommended to everyone suddenly

    • @sovamau1119
      @sovamau1119 5 років тому +16

      ohh i would hope so.. but in 10years who knows if we'll even have yt anymore.. :/

    • @acedriver5380
      @acedriver5380 5 років тому +6

      Will cya :D

    • @EtsuMatsuya
      @EtsuMatsuya 5 років тому +3

      @@sovamau1119 Much like Disney, Facebook, and the internet. UA-cam is forever... Just a question of will we like what it has become in 10yrs. We all know what times has done to Facebook, and what it is doing to Disney. The internet well it is for p0rn always has been always will be.

    • @hammy420
      @hammy420 5 років тому

      ye

    • @roku3216
      @roku3216 5 років тому +3

      It has happened before (or close to 10 years) and it was another of his videos.

  • @Alex-lt1yy
    @Alex-lt1yy 5 років тому +1617

    “I thought my mother was this soft bag of tofu behind the dumpster”

  • @oddpotion5173
    @oddpotion5173 4 роки тому +324

    "Which feels identical, by the way, to the scratching post. Identical."
    Zefrank has this incredible ability to match an animals body language with what's being said. It's so perfect.

    • @sheilabilyeu5689
      @sheilabilyeu5689 4 роки тому +19

      My Dad, who at this moment is in hospital dying, waiting to have his legs amputated to try to save his life, would do this very same thing as my younger brother and I watched 'Wild Kingdom'. He did the funniest voices, just like Frank, to match whatever the animals were doing. I'm so happy to know that when I'm sad, missing DAd, I can watch these videos and feel like a kid again... with my Dad behind us, making me laugh so hard, I will have tears of joy, instead of sadness!

    • @oddpotion5173
      @oddpotion5173 4 роки тому +13

      @@sheilabilyeu5689 Oh. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, Sheila. My thoughts go out to you and your family with much love. It's not easy losing a loved one but keep his memory and spirit alive. He sounds like a funny man with a good sense of humor so laugh as much as possible. Know you have a friend here wishing you and your family the best.

  • @carjax777
    @carjax777 5 років тому +2646

    ZeFrank is the king of quotable lines:
    "I'm covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother"
    "Question, has milk ever came out of this?"
    "He just dosent jerk it like he used to"
    "You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way..."

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 5 років тому +114

      "Just do your magic, Brainwitch" was glorious.

    • @catreecemacleod7556
      @catreecemacleod7556 5 років тому +14

      @@ianmiller6040 That's the one I decided is my favourite quote for the day as well.

    • @technosauruswrex
      @technosauruswrex 5 років тому +17

      "Just do your magic, brain witch."

    • @miri8851
      @miri8851 5 років тому +11

      DO YOUR MAGIC BRAIN WITCH

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista 5 років тому +5

      @@ianmiller6040 Welp, I'm using this next time I visit my therapist :D

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1 5 років тому +1908

    I'm an applied psychology major, and "Do your magic, brain witch." tickled my funny bone.

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 5 років тому +37

      Well, get on it!
      ...I think you'll have no shortage of work to do when you graduate 🤣

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lM3mOlERzQc/v-deo.html

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 5 років тому +13

      @Jason Rasmussen "I'm as mad as I am, but no madder!"

    • @Ashen-One1
      @Ashen-One1 5 років тому +12

      @Jason Rasmussen Hmm, that's exactly why you should probably see a brain witch. Just a suggestion. 😶

    • @chefboyardee5273
      @chefboyardee5273 5 років тому +7

      The Rockall Times stfu let people be happy

  • @nothankyouthanksforasking
    @nothankyouthanksforasking 5 років тому +2661

    "Does it have fur?"
    "Yes."
    Hairless cat: "I get it, it's a game, but where does that leave me?"
    😂

    • @fo-ef8qo
      @fo-ef8qo 5 років тому +11

      Eye cri ebree tiem

    • @catman9222
      @catman9222 5 років тому +81

      Dog: "I'm more cat than that hairless pitbull that just walked out of here."

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 5 років тому +36

      That cat shows up in the dog therapy video later

    • @lrvdo
      @lrvdo 5 років тому +13

      Is everything a joke to you? Sometimes feelings get hurt y'know

    • @gcatmlp4831
      @gcatmlp4831 4 роки тому +10

      Say it with me hairless cats have fur they just don't have hair

  • @paradigm_sh1ft532
    @paradigm_sh1ft532 5 років тому +602

    "I'm more of a cat than that hairless Pitbull that just walked out of here!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @opicasunka2033
      @opicasunka2033 5 років тому +3

      Wrinkled not hairless

    • @Scott2341
      @Scott2341 5 років тому

      "Pimple", not pitbull.

    • @Scott2341
      @Scott2341 5 років тому

      Now I watched it again and it does sound like "pitbull", but pimple makes more sense/is more funny???

    • @STP43FAN1
      @STP43FAN1 5 місяців тому

      “Just do your magic, brain witch.” 😁😁

  • @calm.aware.
    @calm.aware. 5 років тому +3454

    I’m a licensed counsellor myself (for humans though) and You caught all the stereotypes so well in a nutshell. I just laughed and laughed. Thanks!

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic 5 років тому +286

      Soo, you are a licensed brain witch? Do you do magic?
      😉

    • @TheCritic9196
      @TheCritic9196 5 років тому +22

      How did you get licensed

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 5 років тому +100

      @@TheCritic9196 its called "University"

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 4 роки тому +108

      lmbo...I'm about to get my B.A. in Psychology, and then I'm getting my Masters in Clinical Mental Health Counseling(I wanna work on the kid/teen psych ward of the hospital that saved my life), and I'm currently owned by 3 cats and a dog...I can only imagine what they'd say to their therapist about me...so..sooo glad they can't talk,lol.

    • @3L151UM
      @3L151UM 4 роки тому +31

      @@proud2bpagan (sorry in advance, I didn't sleep in a long time, this is nothing but a joke ☺😅)
      maybe you just don't know they can talk... you got a huuge communication problem here, you see. They just won't talk to you. You said they own you, maybe you let them feel too superior and now they may or may not think you are too low in the league to be spoken with and they're feeling like actual words would be too much of a reward for you or something... I mean, I understand that. I spoil my furry landlord too much and she's being bratty and fully in her princess-"I won't talk to peasants"-game... but you gotta try and just talk to them, or else they won't stop talking vehind you back

  • @rayyysmr
    @rayyysmr 5 років тому +62

    “sure i have those thoughts...but i wouldn’t do it!” 😂😂😂

  • @Chaosdude341
    @Chaosdude341 5 років тому +1709

    "just do your magic, brain witch" - Cats in Therapy, zefrank1, 2019.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 5 років тому +19

      Tristian Bangert just imagine if people started calling therapists brain witches

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 5 років тому +9

      My sister is a therapist. I'm tempted to call her that next time I talk to her.

  • @rthemotormouth04
    @rthemotormouth04 5 років тому +695

    “I get it’s a game, but where does that leave me?” ;(

    • @yannisconstantinides7767
      @yannisconstantinides7767 5 років тому +17

      Basically, life

    • @Izandaia
      @Izandaia 5 років тому +30

      And now hopefully everyone who watched this understands what "microaggression" actually means.

    • @ZaasKenar
      @ZaasKenar 5 років тому +32

      @@Izandaia It means that you need skin thicker than that cat's?

    • @tarod3
      @tarod3 5 років тому +4

      Alex If they are constant and they are from your spouse, they’re unacceptable. CONTEXT, man

    • @ZaasKenar
      @ZaasKenar 5 років тому +5

      @@tarod3 First of all, what context? There is no context in the post I replied to.
      Second, if they are constant - why are you still together? You are the one accepting it.

  • @johnk6054
    @johnk6054 5 років тому +721

    This man needs a Netflix series

    • @IRONSHOVEL71
      @IRONSHOVEL71 4 роки тому +23

      ... And much more money!

    • @locorocky1
      @locorocky1 4 роки тому +2

      @Lo Ki his old website????????????

    • @GuyInDogSuit
      @GuyInDogSuit 4 роки тому +3

      @Lo Ki Ok, I gotta see this.

    • @MoreMedication
      @MoreMedication 2 роки тому +4

      No, he doesn’t. He let this channel tread water some years back while he went to work for Buzzfeed. And it was not good. Not good at all.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +3

      Netflix?
      they would waste him big time

  • @okamischolar922
    @okamischolar922 5 років тому +954

    _Is it just me or does Zefrank's voice just cure depression and sounds so soothing and relaxing?_
    _No longer just cat therapy._

    • @nunyabizz8516
      @nunyabizz8516 4 роки тому +18

      Zefrank definitely has a God-given gift.

    • @amandaschaefer2967
      @amandaschaefer2967 4 роки тому +11

      His voice sure is soothing.

    • @ritvijpatankar731
      @ritvijpatankar731 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah it's his voice!!!! Shall we call it a voice therapy!!!

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 4 роки тому +4

      He’d be great at like asmr

    • @Enablingmonster
      @Enablingmonster 4 роки тому +12

      He is an offspring of morgan Freeman

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 5 років тому +174

    Here's an idea...
    *Get me the WHOLE PEACOCK* 🦚

  • @TheWendable
    @TheWendable 3 роки тому +230

    Thank you for NOT adopting a baby voice. These are REAL cat thoughts and are really nicely done, thank you 🙏🏻

  • @bubblybosoms
    @bubblybosoms 5 років тому +442

    I need more of this. Lol. Like a soap opera “days of our cat lives”.

    • @nathanedlin9720
      @nathanedlin9720 5 років тому +22

      @bubblybosoms I believe you meant to say “Days of Our 9 Lives”

    • @kevinmelody3135
      @kevinmelody3135 5 років тому +4

      Definitely would bingewatch.

    • @jillianness8629
      @jillianness8629 5 років тому +1

      Omg yes.

    • @mptrdt21457
      @mptrdt21457 5 років тому +1

      You had one job... *”cats of our lives”

    • @mptrdt21457
      @mptrdt21457 5 років тому +1

      Truth though, dropping a like.

  • @ahill1985
    @ahill1985 5 років тому +386

    "Just do your magic, brain witch"
    My therapist is getting told this next session

  • @emily.toombs
    @emily.toombs 5 років тому +224

    “Brain witch “, I laughed so loud I scared the cat. Great now I’m gonna get dragged to couples therapy.

  • @QueenBForLife
    @QueenBForLife 5 років тому +653

    "I'm not saying she did it but she's acting like everything's normal" lol I need this on a shirt immediately

    • @sheilabilyeu5689
      @sheilabilyeu5689 4 роки тому +4

      The way his eyes got bigger when he says, ' My BALLS ARE GONE!' 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤭😾😹

  • @jameo6381
    @jameo6381 5 років тому +849

    “behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale”

    • @nitewarden
      @nitewarden 5 років тому +33

      I know exactly the one he's referring to, lol.

    • @miglydon8773
      @miglydon8773 5 років тому +17

      @@nitewarden Same, Glendale homie

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 років тому +10

      When did Glendale get a TJ’s, and where is it? I remember having to drive to either Sunland or Pasadena.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 років тому +14

      ​@@nitewarden California or Arizona ???
      Either way, its purrrfect weather for fermenting tofu...

    • @kylerae9196
      @kylerae9196 5 років тому +6

      JUST DO YOUR MAGIC, BRAIN WITCH

  • @keresma4824
    @keresma4824 6 місяців тому +5

    Please frank, for my own mental well being. Do more of these cat ones! There is so much serotonin released from my brain it is unreal! Pleeaasseeeee take my money!!!!!💴

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 5 років тому +465

    "do your magic, brain witch"
    Me to my therapist

  • @lishuss
    @lishuss 5 років тому +151

    "Just do your magic, brain-witch" is too perfect.

    • @joshmayne2853
      @joshmayne2853 5 років тому +1

      Just do your magic-brain, witch

    • @lishuss
      @lishuss 5 років тому

      Or remove the comma all together for some freaky-frealy. "Just do your magic brain-witch"

  • @DejligeTico
    @DejligeTico 5 років тому +392

    "- and you start thinking about what you have in common and it's not that mu-ooh, god that's good"

  • @darklordchris
    @darklordchris 5 років тому +468

    "Here's an idea, bring me the whole damn peacock so I can murder it!" Hahaha

  • @DorkingtonHacker
    @DorkingtonHacker 5 років тому +155

    This is honestly a legitimately good introduction to feline pschology.

    • @emberlite
      @emberlite 5 років тому +12

      Michael Wells Wait...are you saying you're a cat psychologist?

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug 5 років тому +7

      Amber Mitchell Are you saying you AREN’T?

  • @letolethe5878
    @letolethe5878 4 роки тому +32

    I LOVED "I thought my mother was this package of soft tofu that had fallen behind the dumpster." Sad, cute, and crazy all at once.

  • @dj__alien
    @dj__alien 5 років тому +192

    “You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way...”

  • @erdol4942
    @erdol4942 5 років тому +959

    Zefrank: "Cats in Therapy"
    Me: "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

    • @teruphoto
      @teruphoto 5 років тому +1

      Hey keep your Star Wars out of my talking pussy fantas...I've said too much.

    • @joshgriffin7646
      @joshgriffin7646 5 років тому +2

      Hello there

  • @filker0
    @filker0 5 років тому +148

    "I don't know what the fuss is all about - I used the box just like I'm supposed to. Well, I used *a* box."

  • @HappyTimeFunZone
    @HappyTimeFunZone 5 років тому +57

    I'm just covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother.

  • @Liboo52
    @Liboo52 5 років тому +68

    “Just do your magic, brain witch.”
    The best phrase to get things started with a new therapist.

  • @jaylineff
    @jaylineff 5 років тому +78

    Don't EVER stop doing these!!! They bring such joy to all - especially pet humans.

  • @BrokenPuzzle03
    @BrokenPuzzle03 5 років тому +456

    "He doesn't jerk it like he used too... the cat toy of course"
    I DIED 😂😂

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 5 років тому +480

    When the cat's eyes dilated at the right time, I died.

    • @Ohburnburn
      @Ohburnburn 5 років тому +13

      You talking about 2:00? Cause the ear twitch got me

    • @XprPrentice
      @XprPrentice 5 років тому +4

      Sorry for your loss - of yourself. My condolences to you.

  • @dar_jada
    @dar_jada 5 років тому +652

    "Brain witch." I tell people I'm a PSYCHOtherapist but now I'm gonna tell them I'm a brain witch.

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 4 роки тому +67

      Remake your business cards. "Brain witchery and Neural Hoodoo."

    • @anyathornqvist4602
      @anyathornqvist4602 4 роки тому +45

      I actually work as a veterinarian specialising in behavioural medicine. NO LONGER. I will from now on call myself a veterinary brain witch.

    • @ThwartAbyss54
      @ThwartAbyss54 3 роки тому +14

      Its funny cause Headology

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 3 роки тому

      “Brain Witch!” Hilarious 🤣

    • @donnamealy4877
      @donnamealy4877 3 роки тому +4

      I am a pet whisperer who talks with cats. Brain Witch is definitely going on my cards!😂

  • @beachgirl4583
    @beachgirl4583 5 років тому +344

    Over 1k views in one minute.
    That’s how the ZeFrank fan do.

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 5 років тому +2

      For some reason my eyes got stuck on "view" and I read it as if it rhymes ^^

  • @shaynemanosca2746
    @shaynemanosca2746 5 років тому +103

    "just do your magic, brain witch" that one spoke to me for some reason.

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I heard it too, kinda like pulling back a veil....;).

  • @sampsmusik
    @sampsmusik 5 років тому +141

    Cat: "What is this, pashmina?"
    Shrimps and their vanity: *pay the ultimate price*

  • @totootot09
    @totootot09 5 років тому +33

    I love how each cat has a unique voice. Adds to the video.

  • @readymason
    @readymason 5 років тому +292

    “But no no no, that’s not for Libby” 😂

    • @PippaPPod
      @PippaPPod 5 років тому +3

      Ready Mason
      IKR?! 😆

  • @paulachristopher9451
    @paulachristopher9451 8 місяців тому +2

    Loved your "Dear Kitten". Great job! ❤

  • @rikkelise
    @rikkelise 5 років тому +203

    " Here is an idea give me the whole peacock so I can murder it...."
    Please, please do more of these!

  • @KemeticWitch
    @KemeticWitch 5 років тому +105

    "Just do your magic, brain witch!"

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 роки тому +33

    All of these videos make me realize I just had really good luck with the cats I adopted out of the wild and the kittens they had. Especially the first litter that my second cat had. She had two cats that were Siamese and perfect copies, so called Siamese twins and named " M and M " because of the M shapes on their foreheads. One of them left ( the boy ) and the girl stayed around. She thought she was a dog because she grew up around all our dachshunds, then on top of that, every night when I'd go to bed, I'd hear meowling at my door, open it, she runs in, jumps in my bed, lays next to my dog in bed, waits for me to climb in, then lays down on my pillow right behind my head and starts purring. I can't genuinely remember a time when I was holding that cat that she wasn't purring like a little engine. I miss her.

    • @EarlyMourningg
      @EarlyMourningg Рік тому +1

      Siamese are my favourite, my mums cat thinks he’s a human, greets people and talks too much and meows a full conversation. His name is prince but I secretly called him prints (as in paw prints) because he used to love walking on everything

  • @IrvinCascade
    @IrvinCascade 5 років тому +40

    1:58 "AND my balls are missing," the pupils changing shape with that line was hilarious.

  • @FriskyOCallahan
    @FriskyOCallahan 5 років тому +14

    I'm a therapist and I love to show Sad Cat/Dog Diary, Dear Kitten, and True Facts to my patients. THIS is definitely going in the rotation. Spot on!

  • @DrachenGothik666
    @DrachenGothik666 3 роки тому +87

    I'm going through a spate of depression from missing my old lady, Diva, who passed away from kidney failure a couple of weeks ago (oddly enough, Oct 4th, same date as the posting of this vid, only two years later--almost didn't see it as I was clicking out). I've been binging on your vids to cheer myself up, and this one made me laugh--well, they **all** do, actually. I'm still depressed, but laughing still feels good. I suppose that's a good sign. Diva was my little grey and white tuxedo short-haired cat and was twenty years old when we finally had to give her the needle (her kidneys were too far gone to do much for her, any more), and I'm gonna miss her... I can see her "talking" like some of the vignettes in this video. LOL

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 2 роки тому +4

      I can completely sympathize. My cat, Smudge, lived to be twenty as well, but he was in a really bad way in the last few days of his life, struggling to do just about anything. We've since gotten a new cat - a rescue named Niko - and he's settled in very well, but I'll never forget Smudge.

    • @janetstreet7264
      @janetstreet7264 2 роки тому +2

      So sorry for your loss..

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 2 роки тому +3

      We always miss them but what a joy we had them in our lives as long as we did. My sympathies, however delayed.

    • @jewelleryaddict
      @jewelleryaddict Рік тому +3

      It's so painful yes we have lost quit a few cats and each one hurts so bad sometimes years sometimes forever. But best medicine is to take that love you gave your baby and get another one, their are so many that need a good home and someone like you.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Рік тому

      Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you
      as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not
      be afraid.

  • @kaytinamanatee
    @kaytinamanatee 5 років тому +113

    "I wanted to go into marketing, he wanted me to be an indoor cat" and the tofu mom exploding 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't even. All the voice over matches the facial expressions PURRFECTLY

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy1 5 років тому +19

    My parents went to a shelter and got a cat that was really affectionate. When they brought it home it didn't do the usual cat thing of freaking out and hiding it just followed the people around asking for love and attention. They thought great, a snuggly cat. Turns out the cat had emotional issues from a previous abusive owner, and literally couldn't get enough affection. Eventually he had a little kitty emotional breakdown and they had to put him on Prozac for a while to even him out. He started getting better after that, but if he could talk he could have used therapy.

  • @Amblin80s
    @Amblin80s 5 років тому +27

    I’ve been watching this ever since it was uploaded, and I STILL always laugh out loud at the Trader Joe’s bit. So beautifully written. How does he not laugh while reading the scripts of his videos???

  • @rabbit0664
    @rabbit0664 5 років тому +255

    "Maybe it came like that."
    "Maybe you did it."
    XDD

  • @elsquisheeone
    @elsquisheeone 5 років тому +29

    "my earliest memory was being alone behind a Trader Joe's in Glendale"
    same. happy hour gets wild sometimes.

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 5 років тому +20

    I never knew until now that this is the kind of content I need in my life. Seriously. This needs to be a series.

  • @mimzywhimzy
    @mimzywhimzy 5 років тому +30

    This content is literally why the internet was invented. Chaos preserve you, ZeFrank. We do not deserve your genius.

  • @prescriptiondrug3795
    @prescriptiondrug3795 5 років тому +388

    zefrank: *disappears*
    7 months later
    zefrank: so cat therapy?

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 років тому +35

      Did you miss the spider last week?

    • @DefaOmega
      @DefaOmega 5 років тому +2

      And we respond with, "YES!"

    • @notarobot459
      @notarobot459 5 років тому +2

      @@beachgirl4583 i missed the spider

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 5 років тому

      He was getting his degree

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 років тому +5

      Alterss Bot,
      We got a spider last week and a spider about 7 months ago. I thought the spiders got him. The Bolus spider is really funny.

  • @thegreatalfini
    @thegreatalfini 5 років тому +406

    “It’s a lot to chew on, like actually chew on, that’s all I do, chew.”

  • @chrisdavis1722
    @chrisdavis1722 5 років тому +44

    “It was a ‘one step back’ kind of week” 😂

  • @theconman3994
    @theconman3994 5 років тому +442

    Iconic quotes:
    "I'm more of a cat then that wrinkled Pitbull"
    "So I wake up and I have my head stuck in this thing......... and *My balls are missing* "
    "He just doesn't jerk it like he used to.... I ment the cat toy.."
    "You left for the bathroom.. unprofessional by the way "

  • @anikac8380
    @anikac8380 4 роки тому +3

    Roaring good fun! Clever and loads of attitude. Thanks!

  • @Ojayy2121
    @Ojayy2121 5 років тому +554

    “It’s 2019, who plays candy crush?” 😂☠️

    • @Sam_dea
      @Sam_dea 5 років тому +25

      my mom is on like level 2000 something and still plays every day and I find it hilarious

    • @sovest555
      @sovest555 5 років тому +13

      Moms obviously.

    •  5 років тому +7

      Me. I'm a cat mum does that count??

    • @grimfirehead603
      @grimfirehead603 5 років тому +2

      For real?! Who?

    • @ACabel
      @ACabel 5 років тому

      @@sovest555 Heyyy! Lol

  • @nic0lemari338
    @nic0lemari338 5 років тому +41

    "Here's an idea, 1 get me the whole peacock and let me murder it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @amasterofone
    @amasterofone Рік тому +3

    "I mean ,sure its a game, but where does that leave me?" Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @Absintheinfevor
    @Absintheinfevor 5 років тому +358

    "I'm getting older... I'm almost eleven."

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 5 років тому +25

      My cat would scoff at that. He's 17.

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption 5 років тому +4

      That's old for cats

    • @Absintheinfevor
      @Absintheinfevor 5 років тому +6

      Oldest cat I ever owned made it to fourteen. Seventeen though. Are you sure your cat isn't immortal?

    • @whoopsydaizy
      @whoopsydaizy 5 років тому +9

      Absintheinfevor It's normal for indoor cats to live to 15 or 20. If your indoor cats are only living 10 to 14 you're unfortunately unlucky.
      On a side note, my dog is 19 and acts like a puppy still. Not gonna lie, I wouldn't complain if she were immortal. Not sure how I'd explain that to the vet or the government though.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 5 років тому +6

      @@Absintheinfevor The oldest domestic cat on record was like a Methuselah compared to them, dying at age 38. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Lifespan_and_health

  • @OTW18
    @OTW18 5 років тому +133

    2:15 When you start thinking about what y’all have in common, it’s not that mu- *ooOoOOOh, mMmm god that’s good.*
    _When I tell you I wheezed so hard._

    • @jefflindeman
      @jefflindeman 5 років тому +1

      Grizzly BƎAR ~kinda like marriage... 😏😗🎶

    • @BroMontana25
      @BroMontana25 5 років тому +2

      *insert heavy breathing*

  • @johnmcmanus7976
    @johnmcmanus7976 3 роки тому +11

    Please make more of these animal commentaries.....diary, therapy, holiday and isolation were hilarious

  • @ShooshBrosGaming
    @ShooshBrosGaming 5 років тому +582

    Nobody:
    Zefrank: *TRAUMATIZED CAT*

    • @Gman1998
      @Gman1998 5 років тому +6

      Shoosh Bros these cats ought to get emotional support dogs

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg 5 років тому +2

      Shoosh Bros Le qUirkY mEme

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 років тому +1

      @@Gman1998 I CAN HAS SERVISE D0GGIE 2 TORCHUR ?!?!

  • @BDGMed
    @BDGMed 5 років тому +59

    I feel like anything he narrates turns to gold🤣

  • @Lyn620
    @Lyn620 3 роки тому +3

    You are a God! My therapist husband roared! Thank you for this.

    • @PaulJames-do5qb
      @PaulJames-do5qb Місяць тому

      I almost wish I still HAD a therapist - my most recent one would be ☠️

  • @moldoveanu8
    @moldoveanu8 5 років тому +45

    "that jute rug you have which feels identical by the way to the scratching post" - It all makes sense now

    • @harshreality2672
      @harshreality2672 5 років тому +1

      Lol-I thought I heard something else and my eyes went all 😶, rewound 5 times to listen-had no idea that was a "thing".till I read your comment and did a search. Thank you 😄😝.

  • @patwalker4048
    @patwalker4048 5 років тому +19

    This man is the exceptional kind of talent one rarely finds on UA-cam, or anywhere.

  • @danasandoval624
    @danasandoval624 Рік тому +4

    No matter how many times I watch these they are hysterical!! Thank the humor Gods for ZeFrank!!!

  • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
    @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 5 років тому +268

    He’s back again!! The GOD HAS RETURNED!!!

  • @harrydepova8896
    @harrydepova8896 5 років тому +7

    all day. could literally watch these all day.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 3 роки тому +6

    You're really good at timing to the cats subtle movements, gods some of them really look like they're saying that

  • @Maaarrina
    @Maaarrina 5 років тому +43

    All I hear is the American short hair in that “dear kitten” commercial 🥰🥰🥰

  • @TheSacuLlp
    @TheSacuLlp 5 років тому +52

    „Question, has milk ever came out of this?“ Man that could be sooo Dwight from The Office

    • @PippaPPod
      @PippaPPod 5 років тому

      Der Lucas
      😆

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 3 роки тому

      I laughed so hard at this line. That cats coat pattern matches the pashmina. Do you suppose …. nah.

  • @janicekitchen1111
    @janicekitchen1111 4 роки тому +22

    This was amazing! Just what I needed! Sometimes I wonder what my cat would say in therapy....then I realize I’m better off not knowing.

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 3 роки тому +3

      Janice, that is too funny 😂. I’m sure kitty would say only nice things about you. I’M the one that needs to WORRY 😬. 🐈‍⬛🐾

    • @jewelleryaddict
      @jewelleryaddict Рік тому +2

      That's the truth maybe we should be glad they can't talk.

  •  5 років тому +20

    The cats expressions match what he's saying purrrfectly

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 років тому +5

    It's lovely to see you returning to your roots, Zefrank. Bravo!

  • @beverlysmith7752
    @beverlysmith7752 2 роки тому +1

    I LOVE listening to your voice!!! You are a GENIUS!!!

  • @sandibeach7291
    @sandibeach7291 4 роки тому +5

    I love your videos. Keep it up!~ Whenever I need a great laugh, I watch these over and over!

  • @Porkchopsism
    @Porkchopsism 5 років тому +74

    "I get it it's a game, but where does that leave me?" This had me laughing 😂

  • @WilAdams
    @WilAdams 4 роки тому +88

    Come on Zefrank, we NEED a Dear Diary (cats and dogs) talking about the 'authorities' or 'dear humans' being home all the time during 'stay at home' Let's get right on those. Thanks.'

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 3 роки тому +4

      The dogs absolutely love it, and the cats think they are being watched 24/7 lol

  • @kanenomoja
    @kanenomoja Рік тому +3

    That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
    And, I’ve heard funny.