I don’t give a shit how many people say this game sucks. While I admit it wasn’t the BEST, some of the kills in this game were a hell of a lot of fun to pull off.
@Minhaj Shahriar The whole bullet time thing works much more similar to RDR tbh. I know Max Payne actually started it but RDR's bullet time is what Absolution more resembles
Everytime I think I'm having a bad day, I watch these clips of someone else who's getting fried like a potato, blown up, or squished like a pancake and then I don't feel so bad :-)
Sidney J. Duffy I did like the history, I thought was cool. For me, the only bad thing was the A.I. that was a bit too dumb. But, that's a usual problem from the latest Hitman games
7:30 Wouldn't electricity follow the path of least resistance to the ground which is through the metal water pipe itself and therefore not kill the person touching the faucet?
Hitman absolution has better character models and more sharp textures than Hitman 2. Hitman 2 would be perfect if they could add a bit more bloodsplatter in the game.
The one with the harpoon, I did that and the guards instantly turned around and saw me, ( I was on easy too, first time playing) how do the people play the purists setting and don't get caught?
The harpoon is loud enough to get their attention even on Easy I guess you'll need a crapton of patience and timing to not get caught on Hard, Expert and Purist mode (The most difficult kill to pull off even on Expert, nearly lost my Silent Assassin if I hadn't blended in at the last second) Tip: Try to fire the harpoon once the guards are far away so that they don't turn around to spot you
Hitman Absolution is NOT the best one. Not by a long shot. The levels are linear and small, separated into separate chapters and disguises are almost completely worthless, encouraging you to go a more Splinter Cell style route. Not a bad game, but definitely the worst Hitman
@@DeadManSinging1 You mean like Codename 47 and SA? Those games were just as linear and also had levels without targets. It's not a bad Hitman game because thr Hitman series isn't about just Blood Money. Also complaining about disguises shows how they were your crutch. No way is it worse than C47 too.
@@zesork5627 Codename 47 and SA might have had levels without targets, but you could pick your gear and each level was an open space. Not 3 tiny little levels pretending to be one level Also, disguises werent completely worthless
Ahhhhh the old days of Hitman Absolution...
Only thing I liked about the game was the story and the dual Silverballers
@@hammadsid2665 shooter mechanics, good graphics and good visual style. Everything else in the game is done so-so
@@cyanidetripsI miss the dual *SilverBallers*
@@cyanidetripsthey should bring back the silver ballers in new hitman
I don’t give a shit how many people say this game sucks. While I admit it wasn’t the BEST, some of the kills in this game were a hell of a lot of fun to pull off.
gets crushed by hitman
0:22 ''i haven't seen a great fight like this for years!''
0:05 THIS IS SPARTA 😂
6:44 dude thought he was Max Payne
Max "Pain"
@Minhaj Shahriar The whole bullet time thing works much more similar to RDR tbh. I know Max Payne actually started it but RDR's bullet time is what Absolution more resembles
4:09 Sees someone die in explosion. Does a dance.
9:10-9:55 that was some powerful drugs
14:15
*I thought I was a goner*
Falls to his death 😂
I have play all the Hitman games and I gotta say, NPC reactions in this game is the best
3:38 “ I want a controlled explosion.”
*dies from explosion*
Be all like "That controlled enough for ya?"
(Boss bursts into flames)
Guard: "So... who's the new guy?"
2:27 was expecting a Dr. Manhattan transformation here.
9:53 IM FREEEEEEEE LOOK AT MY LADYBUG FRIENDS
4:10 what the hell ? xD
Just chilling with his new air girlfriend
@@sadisticneko3459 yup
4:13 he’s dancing
14:03 he kinda stoped mid air when he did his fall animation
4:10 what the hell is that?? 😂😂😂
When i stub my toe at 2 AM 12:01
5:40 he's BURNING UP
Everytime I think I'm having a bad day, I watch these clips of someone else who's getting fried like a potato, blown up, or squished like a pancake and then I don't feel so bad :-)
Dr. Green: Just look at it. *BOOOM!!!*
2:28 acting 101
4:15 despacito 5000
5:32 GOLDEN!
KARMA
It's still a good game.
YeA iT iS
5:49 ICE CREAM BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
3:35 there is your an explosion
That guy in the window will forever be the best Hitman kill
"It's not cancer? Thanks doc, I thought I was a goner!!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:09 is he hula dancing 😂😂
2:08 where is this place in the lab
god damn if this game doesn't have some of the best fucking assassinations in history
Best Game Ever ☺😎😃😎☺🤓🤓
Isak !!! I think Absolution is better
Sidney J. Duffy I did like the history, I thought was cool. For me, the only bad thing was the A.I. that was a bit too dumb. But, that's a usual problem from the latest Hitman games
Blood money this, blood money that
Everyone knows contracts was the best hitman game
Although the story may be a bit retarded in this game, the game itself was actually very fun and is still one of my fav games to date
Y love absolution contract❤
1:08 BIO SHOCK
Love it or hate it this game was revolutionary to the franchise
So many ideas of kills are reusing in hitman 2016 and hitman 2
1:15
You could say he’s Smoking Hot 🥁
4:10 oh yeah boy...
*RnB music playing*
7:30 Wouldn't electricity follow the path of least resistance to the ground which is through the metal water pipe itself and therefore not kill the person touching the faucet?
Either the water was electrocuted or the handles of the faucet aren’t insulated.
8:16 this dude got caught so he tried it again lol
crack a bottle and get ready to crack my fire and he sure did thanos snapped himself out of life 5:31
Screams like Eustace Bagge voice at 1:07 & Screams like Dr Doofenshmirtz voice at 5:33
Absolution was toughest and most brutal of first 5
Wow!
Awesome
Hitman absolution has better character models and more sharp textures than Hitman 2. Hitman 2 would be perfect if they could add a bit more bloodsplatter in the game.
8:16 agent 47 can change discguises in less than 1 second
ME GUSTA ESTE VIDEO
Where did you find the sniper rifle on this level?? (00:47)
Donuts shop upper floor
♋Beautiful
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO IS
Amazed
The shooting was so much better here than hitman 2016
hitman !!!!!
09:07 - 09:53 hard work..... ;-)
The one with the harpoon, I did that and the guards instantly turned around and saw me, ( I was on easy too, first time playing) how do the people play the purists setting and don't get caught?
The harpoon is loud enough to get their attention even on Easy
I guess you'll need a crapton of patience and timing to not get caught on Hard, Expert and Purist mode
(The most difficult kill to pull off even on Expert, nearly lost my Silent Assassin if I hadn't blended in at the last second)
Tip: Try to fire the harpoon once the guards are far away so that they don't turn around to spot you
people witj purist play one levels for like alot of hours
12:00😂😂😂
Very comical
7:35
Lol 😅 lady bug girl killed herself, you get paid for not killing her
well you're drugging her : P
Poor lenny
Hitman absolution is the best one.
Then Hitman the 2016 version is the 2nd best..
Then finally Hitman blood money
Absolution is a great game, but a bad game for the Hitman franchise. Personally, Blood Money is the best game for traditional hitman.
Hitman Absolution is NOT the best one. Not by a long shot.
The levels are linear and small, separated into separate chapters and disguises are almost completely worthless, encouraging you to go a more Splinter Cell style route. Not a bad game, but definitely the worst Hitman
@@DeadManSinging1 You mean like Codename 47 and SA? Those games were just as linear and also had levels without targets. It's not a bad Hitman game because thr Hitman series isn't about just Blood Money. Also complaining about disguises shows how they were your crutch. No way is it worse than C47 too.
@@zesork5627 Codename 47 and SA might have had levels without targets, but you could pick your gear and each level was an open space. Not 3 tiny little levels pretending to be one level
Also, disguises werent completely worthless
One commentary
Is this hitman 2 ?
MuffinsMobile YT no it’s Hitman Absolution
no, its despacito 2, the return of the dead memes
Absolution still has some better animations than hitman 2...