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5:15 I can't help but watch this over and over again. It's so funny! Rangan: "I can not believe I have to tell you this again. We are spending-- * Drops guy off ledge * Hey, what was that?" Then just casually ignores the guy falling to the ground. Then him getting shot and falling backwards off the edge. Finally: The guard asking: "Mr. Rangan, did he just wonder off or what?" is the icing on the cake. xD
How to survive when someone shot you in the foot 1: try to get you balance back and if you couldn't get your balance back go to number 2 2:eh eh eh eh 5:27
0:08 donkey, get out ev meh swaaamp 0:18 donkey Kong combo 0:38 *WAKEE WAKEE EGGS EN BAKEE* 0:40 COME DOWN HEEA 0:49 I dunno wut do say...... 1:05 I ain't dat stupitt 1:34 wombo combo 1:45 I was just hanging clot-- 2:52 best part of the vidd 3:15 *THERE IS NO ESCAPE* 3:56 karma 4:29 who needs bridges 7:01 yes and here's your present 7:08 I present you with death 7:45 foot rest 8:20 caught him getting ready for a date too scared to knock on her door lemme help u with that 8:34 there you go
Is it just me or the NPCs here are actually funnier and more dynamic than than of GTA. I dont have this game but because of this video i am buying one.
8:22 Man: Huh? What are you doing? You gotta leave right now ok please? 47: got it. Man: Seriously this guy... (47 throws a bomb in the bathroom) (Man) YOUR KIDDING ME! WHAT IS THIS?!
0:10 How did you died from that? 0:39 Wow, I thought he would be saved there... but alas. 0:49 Glorious! 1:11 Yes, you are stupid actually, sir. 1:35 Targeting function at it's finest here. 1:56 It's certainly not in the face, sir. But you'll be flown here and there. 2:34 You okay, sir? You can't have a delayed effect here. 2:53 Didn't he saw 47 done the shenanigans there? How blind is this guy? Well, he got his just dessert. 3:16 Did he said it to 47/ Because 47 will have one. 3:39 Apparently spelling Chuck Norris can make you bounce off from walls here. Neat. 3:57 He took 47 down with him! What an MVP! 4:15 Glorious! Part 2 4:30 Glorious! Part 3, right off the bat! 4:48 At least he didn't take 47 down with him. 5:07 Seems 47 chew more than he could. And a banana was his downfall! Literally. 5:21 I know he's a poor guy, but how the target released him is so funny to me lol 5:27 Yeah, somebody shot you, but don't fall off like a clown you are, mister target. 5:51 Wow, nice one there, 47. The suitcase went back to you by the slipping kind sir there. 6:18 No swearing near 47, or it'll be fatal to you, literally. 6:24 47 really didn't show mercy to him here. Though he swore in his last breath there. 6:46 And you really bounce well. 7:09 And this is your funeral too, my lady. 7:19 Why not both? 7:27 Perfect play by 47. 7:47 47 actually, young man. 7:51 How he went unconscious was happening in front of you, so how you sound to not know about it, sir? 8:05 Drunk sleeper? Really now? I guess bananas are that invisible here. 8:15 Was this narcissist thought he was on suit now? Eww... 8:35 Any comment here, mister 47? 47: Dead to all narcissists. 8:59 Took one in my shoulder. Really now? lol 9:12 That wink... so priceless. lol 9:24 47: His wink really annoys me even after he went down. 9:57 ...... let's pretend we didn't saw it. 10:16 Oh well. Another narcissist. Time to do some work. 10:49 What happens is you bounce well. 11:38 ... you really didn't see how she went unconscious again there, man? 11:45 Well, a curtain call from Diana here. Neat. Wow, this time there's too many golden moments here, and some are too hilarious there. Thanks a bunch for the great video, HitRest.
@@hitrest3968 mate I am prepared to put down money for hitman 3, I just hope they get the cashflow for production like they had for hitman 2016 because I thought it was a really well designed game, but I have only started playing hitman 2 so I'm trying to keep an open mind. If I use your videos as anything the go from, then the physics in hitman 2 are far more hilarious!
It really must make you feel some type of way if you're 3 stories up and someone still manages to hit you in the face with a Stradivarius violin... TWICE.
7:44 "Act your age, man! What are you, 46? 48?" Good sense of humor
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There are a lot of that stuff in the game.
For example. If you stand on a
bathroom scale, it will say 47.
@@SpaceOink Yes I know, but I didn't think their humor would go that far
47 actually
@@skriczxhey I found someone appears to be unconscious, don’t know command, I don’t know that either command I just got here.
3:18
"Have a good life!"
NPC falls to death. XD
Micheal when he pushes someone
I'm dying 😂😂
3:17 your welcome 👍
8:29 love how he gets interrupted by the bomb
0:38 waky waky eggs and bacy🤣😂😂
Lmao
47: *Throws Violin faster than the speed of light*
Subdued guard: *Falls and dies*
Some dude: YOUWOULDN’TBELIEVEWHATJUSTHAPPENED
0:58 Puts down a banana peel in front of the guard and tries to lure him to step on it.
Guard: "I aint that stupid". Steps on the banana peel anyway.
I know right hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
purely out of guilt
3:29 "There's something up with this wall..."
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
3:38 dire thoughts
No no he’s got a point
7:41 i cant stop laughing at this, the things they say as well are hilarious xD
7:25 - 7:33 in tears LMAO
0:32 Sometimes people never give up
But when hitman want
Hitman does
3:37 lmao chuck norris XD
Yuri Lowenthal is the best)
@@hitrest3968 yes he is really for hitman 2 lol
@@teamhebi13 I would love to see him in Hitman 3
@@hitrest3968 he could be you never know
yeah lol
6:01 sounded like jacksepticeye
Cv planw
Wha ahhh
Copied
@@-V-S-2- bruh its not copied, the other comment says it differently. You do know what copying means right?
IT WAS
11:39 AAAAAH I got shot?! Someone actually sh-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 😆😆😆😆😆
3:38 i cant believe he said chuck norris lol
9:11 Epic Funny Moment XD
That blink tho XD
7:01
The girl: is this my birthay you guys...
Hitman: happy death day!
5:16. When you help your father lifting the piano but you see a fly goofing around.
5:15 I can't help but watch this over and over again. It's so funny! Rangan: "I can not believe I have to tell you this again. We are spending-- * Drops guy off ledge * Hey, what was that?" Then just casually ignores the guy falling to the ground. Then him getting shot and falling backwards off the edge. Finally: The guard asking: "Mr. Rangan, did he just wonder off or what?" is the icing on the cake. xD
The answer to “did mr. Rangen wander off” is yes he did you’ll find him on the bottom floor by the pool of concrete 😂
Buongiorno professoressa Massimiliano volevo comunicarle che ho provveduto
As I said in another comment, it looks like something straight out of a Leslie Nielsen movie.
8:30 9:13 haha love it. I can’t wait for more of you’re videos 😄
Bro he really Makes this Game Look Fun
he does
2:24 I can't help but laugh at the thought of some guy just popping out from a random corner and braining someone with a pipe, LOL!
9:12 I CANT BREATH THE BLINK THO!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The wink is the icing on the cake 🎂
0:28 that's some nice physics
OMG 8:02 😂 he felled and hit his hit on the seat 😂
7:52
11:26 I love this. So many questions 😂
How to survive when someone shot you in the foot
1: try to get you balance back and if you couldn't get your balance back go to number 2
2:eh eh eh eh
5:27
2:37 “why don’t you come out and we’ll see who’s got the biggest gun, huh?” 💀💀💀
2:41 « He’s good » 💀
0:10 Indian scream! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If Hitman 3 doesn't have the human tracking briefcases then I will be very sad not happy
U mean the homing briefcase
I hope it has good ragdolls
@@zappy1073 it's the same game different levels and upgraded graphics
If I ever make a game with throawble objects I am adding an item called this.
2:32 “Hey! If you’re tired go get a room or something! You can’t sleep here!” Got me cracked up 🤣
5:30 that's bad carma right there
8:35 NPC: Oh thank God.
Also NPC: *proceeds to die from C4*
8:44 I died
11:38 someone actually sh-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
That's so funny, I basically died. 😆😆😆
9:52 bruh this one 😂😂🤣🤣
He was giving mouth to mouth😂
Also the way you do your cinematics is excellent!
Thanks)
0:08 donkey, get out ev meh swaaamp
0:18 donkey Kong combo
0:38 *WAKEE WAKEE EGGS EN BAKEE*
0:40 COME DOWN HEEA
0:49 I dunno wut do say......
1:05 I ain't dat stupitt
1:34 wombo combo
1:45 I was just hanging clot--
2:52 best part of the vidd
3:15 *THERE IS NO ESCAPE*
3:56 karma
4:29 who needs bridges
7:01 yes and here's your present 7:08 I present you with death
7:45 foot rest
8:20 caught him getting ready for a date too scared to knock on her door lemme help u with that 8:34 there you go
Is it just me or the NPCs here are actually funnier and more dynamic than than of GTA. I dont have this game but because of this video i am buying one.
8:22
Man: Huh? What are you doing? You gotta leave right now ok please?
47: got it.
Man: Seriously this guy...
(47 throws a bomb in the bathroom)
(Man) YOUR KIDDING ME! WHAT IS THIS?!
Man: Where is the near exist I didn't pay attention oh thank god ahhhhhhh
Bro the way the guard said "wakey wakey eggs and bakey"😂😂😂
Related to apu from the simpsons
Damn bro he really concussed himself lol 🤣🤣🤣 6:44
Did he fart when hitman punched him🤣🤣
7:30 Just hammer that dart deeper why don't ya
5:08 yo I can't figure wtf happened here
He got hit with fruit and died lmao🤣
I think that was an explosive banana 😂
7:02
A lady :ehehe is this my birthday you guys..
47 : yeah, this is your birthday present 🎁 from me
He present was death ☠️☠️☠️
*Opens Box* "All mighty PUSH!!!"
Some of the voices are added in later, and the mouth doesn't move on that one. Hmmmm...
5:33 Mr Ragan did you just wonder off, or what ?
8:34 cant stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
4:42 Really sneaky and 8:19 Really laugh so hard😂 and I like how
the music stop when something funny happend😂😂
2:53 "Oh so sorry, I didn't see you there"!
-Simon Phoenix
LOL!
Rangan's instant bad karma starts from 5:14
5:20 5:27 toxic players when I teach them a lesson in roblox
Bro how do you not have millions of views... you single handedly convinced me to buy this game
2:55 hora de mimir/mimir time
another brilliant video, laughed all the way through, cant wait for the nest one mate
Next one gonna be Watch Dogs Legion)
@kristiehiggs4663same lol
7:03 it’s not ur birthday.........ITS YOUR DEATH DAY
9:00 *gets shot in the eye* AaH tOoK oNe In tHe ShOuLdEr
Wow !! I love this make more pls
Watch Dogs Legion and Cyberpunk next in line
Ok, Thanks . Try to Make Hitman Videos like This
6:38 is clearly the funniest one. 'You really are stupid!'
Gets sent flying and farts
The dialogs are really the best part of these videos.
1:04 “I ain’t that stupid” *5 seconds later* slips on banana peel 😂
10:37 karate kick
8:42 👴🏻grandpa: “uhhh” *face plant*🤪crazy guy: “he he ha ha heh heh” *gets punched in the face*😂 lmfao
I was waiting for a new upload like a crack fiend!
3:10 HAVE A GOOD LIFE
3:17
3:28 there’s something up with this wall?? Hahahahahaha
"Now head calmly to an exit." She even knows we're psychopaths.
I love this series!
‘Hey Buddy’
*gets smashed into glass*
3:30 is that sasuke?!
Yeah. Yuri Lowenthal
7:50 somebody got hit right in front of him but says I don't know I just got here 🤣
Hahaha 🤣🤣
3:03
“You all look like freaking communists”
47:”. . H A M B U R G E R . .”
Rangan actually said "You all look like you're on coffee breaks."
I know it just sounds funnier this way.
@@maniacalmurderer4123 Oh. 😅
6:16 And onward "Don't worry you will be fine. Aaagh ah @#$&%! This moment destroyed my sides and I freaking love it
Wakey wakey eggs and bicky😂😂😂
When the guy gets blown to the sky saying "see you at mars"
So funny I subbed.
I love when he says wakey wakey eggs and backey
that got me never heard that line i before xd
0:53 that's gotta leave a mark 🤕🤕
Guard:”i ain’t that stupid”
“Are you sure about that?”
5:20 That looks straight out of a Leslie Nielsen movie.
*gets distracted*
*blissfully unaware of guy falling to his death*
3:30 lol 😂
10:11 what’s this song..?? I love the music you pick man
5:43 was the best part cus you play as a ninja with the Chinese theme music
hey hitrest just wanted to say i love your videos keep up the great work!
Thanks, glad you like them)
@@hitrest3968 thanks for replying:D
9:47 was funny
6:47 bro fell like he took the Stone Cold Stunner
0:35 Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey
8:10 very funny
9:10 Funniest
The hamburger to the face has always cracked me up
When I heard someone said,”Wakey wakey, eggs and bac(ie) I almost died😂😂😂😂
0:10 How did you died from that?
0:39 Wow, I thought he would be saved there... but alas.
0:49 Glorious!
1:11 Yes, you are stupid actually, sir.
1:35 Targeting function at it's finest here.
1:56 It's certainly not in the face, sir. But you'll be flown here and there.
2:34 You okay, sir? You can't have a delayed effect here.
2:53 Didn't he saw 47 done the shenanigans there? How blind is this guy? Well, he got his just dessert.
3:16 Did he said it to 47/ Because 47 will have one.
3:39 Apparently spelling Chuck Norris can make you bounce off from walls here. Neat.
3:57 He took 47 down with him! What an MVP!
4:15 Glorious! Part 2
4:30 Glorious! Part 3, right off the bat!
4:48 At least he didn't take 47 down with him.
5:07 Seems 47 chew more than he could. And a banana was his downfall! Literally.
5:21 I know he's a poor guy, but how the target released him is so funny to me lol
5:27 Yeah, somebody shot you, but don't fall off like a clown you are, mister target.
5:51 Wow, nice one there, 47. The suitcase went back to you by the slipping kind sir there.
6:18 No swearing near 47, or it'll be fatal to you, literally.
6:24 47 really didn't show mercy to him here. Though he swore in his last breath there.
6:46 And you really bounce well.
7:09 And this is your funeral too, my lady.
7:19 Why not both?
7:27 Perfect play by 47.
7:47 47 actually, young man.
7:51 How he went unconscious was happening in front of you, so how you sound to not know about it, sir?
8:05 Drunk sleeper? Really now? I guess bananas are that invisible here.
8:15 Was this narcissist thought he was on suit now? Eww...
8:35 Any comment here, mister 47? 47: Dead to all narcissists.
8:59 Took one in my shoulder. Really now? lol
9:12 That wink... so priceless. lol
9:24 47: His wink really annoys me even after he went down.
9:57 ...... let's pretend we didn't saw it.
10:16 Oh well. Another narcissist. Time to do some work.
10:49 What happens is you bounce well.
11:38 ... you really didn't see how she went unconscious again there, man?
11:45 Well, a curtain call from Diana here. Neat.
Wow, this time there's too many golden moments here, and some are too hilarious there. Thanks a bunch for the great video, HitRest.
There is literally almost every moment of this video in this comment) Your comments are priceless, made me laugh multiple times) Thanks a lot xD
@@hitrest3968 Thanks. Your video is so hilarious here, so I couldn't help myself. Keep up the good work, sir.
Everybody gangsta till 47 starting throw stuff
2:03
This opening is hilarious.
in the part 6:18 crispy doughnat looking piece of s**t
You and your briefcases lol
Yeah i love those briefcases) Hope to see one in Hitman 3
@@hitrest3968 mate I am prepared to put down money for hitman 3, I just hope they get the cashflow for production like they had for hitman 2016 because I thought it was a really well designed game, but I have only started playing hitman 2 so I'm trying to keep an open mind. If I use your videos as anything the go from, then the physics in hitman 2 are far more hilarious!
@@THEVERTCORP Yeah with proper npc placing and timing you get amazing ragdoll physics, it just takes time and patience
7:49 the Guard said what you are 46 48
He's 47
You make the best videos ever 🤗
Thanks for watching)
6:49 dude just K.O. himself 😂
At this rate this is just manslaughter with comedy
The way the guy up he see the man that you hit but the way he say wakie wakie acsum daike 😹😹
I love your vids there sooo funny
5:20 wait what was that’s
It really must make you feel some type of way if you're 3 stories up and someone still manages to hit you in the face with a Stradivarius violin... TWICE.
5:07 banana flash grenade🤣
Cant wait for your hitman 3 funny rag dolls
Yeah can't wait to play Hitman 3
3:37 Did he say Chuck Norris 😂