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5:15 I can't help but watch this over and over again. It's so funny! Rangan: "I can not believe I have to tell you this again. We are spending-- * Drops guy off ledge * Hey, what was that?" Then just casually ignores the guy falling to the ground. Then him getting shot and falling backwards off the edge. Finally: The guard asking: "Mr. Rangan, did he just wonder off or what?" is the icing on the cake. xD
8:22 Man: Huh? What are you doing? You gotta leave right now ok please? 47: got it. Man: Seriously this guy... (47 throws a bomb in the bathroom) (Man) YOUR KIDDING ME! WHAT IS THIS?!
Is it just me or the NPCs here are actually funnier and more dynamic than than of GTA. I dont have this game but because of this video i am buying one.
0:08 donkey, get out ev meh swaaamp 0:18 donkey Kong combo 0:38 *WAKEE WAKEE EGGS EN BAKEE* 0:40 COME DOWN HEEA 0:49 I dunno wut do say...... 1:05 I ain't dat stupitt 1:34 wombo combo 1:45 I was just hanging clot-- 2:52 best part of the vidd 3:15 *THERE IS NO ESCAPE* 3:56 karma 4:29 who needs bridges 7:01 yes and here's your present 7:08 I present you with death 7:45 foot rest 8:20 caught him getting ready for a date too scared to knock on her door lemme help u with that 8:34 there you go
How to survive when someone shot you in the foot 1: try to get you balance back and if you couldn't get your balance back go to number 2 2:eh eh eh eh 5:27
8:29 You're kidding me! What is this?! Where is a near executive, I didn't pay attention?! Oh thank god. (explosion) AAAHHH (thump) (2 seconds later) Can't take this! HAHAAAAH (KO) AHAHAHAH HEHEHE (KO)
7:44 "Act your age, man! What are you, 46? 48?" Good sense of humor
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There are a lot of that stuff in the game.
For example. If you stand on a
bathroom scale, it will say 47.
@@SpaceOink Yes I know, but I didn't think their humor would go that far
47 actually
@@scrizxABANDONEDhey I found someone appears to be unconscious, don’t know command, I don’t know that either command I just got here.
5:15 I can't help but watch this over and over again. It's so funny! Rangan: "I can not believe I have to tell you this again. We are spending-- * Drops guy off ledge * Hey, what was that?" Then just casually ignores the guy falling to the ground. Then him getting shot and falling backwards off the edge. Finally: The guard asking: "Mr. Rangan, did he just wonder off or what?" is the icing on the cake. xD
The answer to “did mr. Rangen wander off” is yes he did you’ll find him on the bottom floor by the pool of concrete 😂
Buongiorno professoressa Massimiliano volevo comunicarle che ho provveduto
As I said in another comment, it looks like something straight out of a Leslie Nielsen movie.
3:18
"Have a good life!"
NPC falls to death. XD
Micheal when he pushes someone
I'm dying 😂😂
3:17 your welcome 👍
7:41 i cant stop laughing at this, the things they say as well are hilarious xD
0:38 waky waky eggs and bacy🤣😂😂
Lmao
47: *Throws Violin faster than the speed of light*
Subdued guard: *Falls and dies*
Some dude: YOUWOULDN’TBELIEVEWHATJUSTHAPPENED
8:40
Guy 1: *Gets nocked out*
Guy 2: *Laughes*
Also guy 2: *Gets nocked out*
Knocked*
0:58 Puts down a banana peel in front of the guard and tries to lure him to step on it.
Guard: "I aint that stupid". Steps on the banana peel anyway.
I know right hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
purely out of guilt
8:20 - 8:45 this whole sauna scene is hilarious xD i was in tears
Bro same
the muffled voice made it better
@@cyrusdimalaluan0517 the body flying to the door was what made me laugh
9:12 the funniest sith i ever see 🤣🤣🤣
i like 9:12 time to its so funny
"Listen!"
9:12
47: I'm listening.
@@Tahkaullus01then falls asleep
7:25 - 7:33 in tears LMAO
8:42 👴🏻grandpa: “uhhh” *face plant*🤪crazy guy: “he he ha ha heh heh” *gets punched in the face*😂 lmfao
10:00 XD he's giving the guy mouth to mouth
He wasn't lying when he said he knew first aid
@@isaacbachman4246 LOL THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
8:30 9:13 haha love it. I can’t wait for more of you’re videos 😄
Bro he really Makes this Game Look Fun
he does
0:38
"Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Agent 47: "Go back to sleep!"
Guy: “Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!”
Agent 47: “Ukulele!”
8:29 love how he gets interrupted by the bomb
8:07 that guy doing the shrug 🤣🤣
8:30 🤣 the definite stop when his face meets the door
Bro the way the guard said "wakey wakey eggs and bakey"😂😂😂
Related to apu from the simpsons
3:37 lmao chuck norris XD
Yuri Lowenthal is the best)
@@hitrest3968 yes he is really for hitman 2 lol
@@teamhebi13 I would love to see him in Hitman 3
@@hitrest3968 he could be you never know
yeah lol
Also gotta say bro, out of all the Hitman "funny" compilations, yours are the most creative and have the most comedic timing
Thanks, appreciate it)
2:53
And 3:15
And 6:40
10:35
2:24 I can't help but laugh at the thought of some guy just popping out from a random corner and braining someone with a pipe, LOL!
3:29 "There's something up with this wall..."
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
3:38 dire thoughts
No no he’s got a point
2:32 “Hey! If you’re tired go get a room or something! You can’t sleep here!” Got me cracked up 🤣
so nobody gonna y’all about how the guard screamed at 6:02 sounded like Jacksepticeye? 😂😂😂
Yeah he does kinda sound like Jacksepticeye)
Yeah
Whoah it does
Maybe he voiced the NPC? 🧐
@@hitrest3968 Wakey Wakey eggs and baccy
7:01
The girl: is this my birthay you guys...
Hitman: happy death day!
5:16. When you help your father lifting the piano but you see a fly goofing around.
9:12 I CANT BREATH THE BLINK THO!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The wink is the icing on the cake 🎂
0:32 Sometimes people never give up
But when hitman want
Hitman does
4:30 He had finally found Gregory Author. LMAO!
WeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE
3:16. Indeed. You too.😂😂
6:01 sounded like jacksepticeye
Cv planw
Wha ahhh
Copied
@@v-s-2iswhattheycallme bruh its not copied, the other comment says it differently. You do know what copying means right?
IT WAS
3:50
Guard: *dies*
Also Guard: REVERSE CARD
Lol
You need more like on this comment
11:26 I love this. So many questions 😂
8:35 NPC: Oh thank God.
Also NPC: *proceeds to die from C4*
11:39 AAAAAH I got shot?! Someone actually sh-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 😆😆😆😆😆
9:11 Epic Funny Moment XD
That blink tho XD
9:09 i cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The comedic timing is on point. Brilliant
😂 the Guard just looks and blinks at him like he’s thinking did you hit brain and the falls asleep 😂
I love that moment)
It reminds me of those moments in cartoons like the roadrunner where the coyote is running in the air and realizes he ran off a cliff then falls
3:38 i cant believe he said chuck norris lol
6:55 funny She came from all the way from spa to the surgery
Funny how she not trespassing
9:00 *dart is sticking out of his face*
"Ah, took on in the shoulder!"
The other guard: I'm out of patience with u buddy listen falls asleep
Nap time🤣
“Oh, I took one in the shoulder!”
*clearly shot in the eye*
Edit: THE ENDING 😆
3:03 when your order from burger king arrives and you didn't paid it
Lol
2:37 “why don’t you come out and we’ll see who’s got the biggest gun, huh?” 💀💀💀
2:41 « He’s good » 💀
9:52 bruh this one 😂😂🤣🤣
He was giving mouth to mouth😂
0:10 Indian scream! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Even better at 0:09🤣🤣🤣
4:42 Really sneaky and 8:19 Really laugh so hard😂 and I like how
the music stop when something funny happend😂😂
The dialogs are really the best part of these videos.
Bro how do you not have millions of views... you single handedly convinced me to buy this game
2:53 "Oh so sorry, I didn't see you there"!
-Simon Phoenix
LOL!
That suitcase throw defies the laws of physics XD
Also the way you do your cinematics is excellent!
Thanks)
8:34 cant stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
8:22
Man: Huh? What are you doing? You gotta leave right now ok please?
47: got it.
Man: Seriously this guy...
(47 throws a bomb in the bathroom)
(Man) YOUR KIDDING ME! WHAT IS THIS?!
Man: Where is the near exist I didn't pay attention oh thank god ahhhhhhh
Is it just me or the NPCs here are actually funnier and more dynamic than than of GTA. I dont have this game but because of this video i am buying one.
Damn bro he really concussed himself lol 🤣🤣🤣 6:44
Did he fart when hitman punched him🤣🤣
Wow !! I love this make more pls
Watch Dogs Legion and Cyberpunk next in line
Ok, Thanks . Try to Make Hitman Videos like This
0:08 donkey, get out ev meh swaaamp
0:18 donkey Kong combo
0:38 *WAKEE WAKEE EGGS EN BAKEE*
0:40 COME DOWN HEEA
0:49 I dunno wut do say......
1:05 I ain't dat stupitt
1:34 wombo combo
1:45 I was just hanging clot--
2:52 best part of the vidd
3:15 *THERE IS NO ESCAPE*
3:56 karma
4:29 who needs bridges
7:01 yes and here's your present 7:08 I present you with death
7:45 foot rest
8:20 caught him getting ready for a date too scared to knock on her door lemme help u with that 8:34 there you go
1:40-1:44 bro that was a fast throw cool👍👍👍
0:28 that's some nice physics
7:02
A lady :ehehe is this my birthday you guys..
47 : yeah, this is your birthday present 🎁 from me
He present was death ☠️☠️☠️
*Opens Box* "All mighty PUSH!!!"
Some of the voices are added in later, and the mouth doesn't move on that one. Hmmmm...
Productivitiy is key to sucess son
Ahhah
Coming from jesus
This is the ultimate funny hitman compilation 🤣🤣🤣
How to survive when someone shot you in the foot
1: try to get you balance back and if you couldn't get your balance back go to number 2
2:eh eh eh eh
5:27
another brilliant video, laughed all the way through, cant wait for the nest one mate
Next one gonna be Watch Dogs Legion)
@kristiehiggs4663same lol
1:05 I ain’t that stupid 5 seconds later slips on a banana peel lmao
I thought he says "i ended up stupid" lol
Lmao
😂 😂 😂
1:28 Was so Funny i actually Died laughing 😅😅😅
I love your videos plz don't stop doing them
Glad you like them) don't worry i won't, Watch Dogs Legion and Cyberpunk next in line
I never plaid these i hope they can be half as funny
5:30 that's bad carma right there
1:04 “I ain’t that stupid” *5 seconds later* slips on banana peel 😂
Wakey wakey eggs and bicky😂😂😂
If Hitman 3 doesn't have the human tracking briefcases then I will be very sad not happy
U mean the homing briefcase
I hope it has good ragdolls
@@zappy1073 it's the same game different levels and upgraded graphics
If I ever make a game with throawble objects I am adding an item called this.
I was waiting for a new upload like a crack fiend!
1:46
Guard: how’s it doing bro?
Agent 47: casually hits his head.
10:34 "do you who did this aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Hitman:😆😆😆
7:50 somebody got hit right in front of him but says I don't know I just got here 🤣
Hahaha 🤣🤣
I am so happy that i know a person that still uplod videos oh hitman (my favorite game) i am so happy when I se this I suscribed the fastest I can
Can't wait until Hitman 3 releases)
@@hitrest3968 me too
I love this series!
11:38 someone actually sh-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
That's so funny, I basically died. 😆😆😆
6:16 And onward "Don't worry you will be fine. Aaagh ah @#$&%! This moment destroyed my sides and I freaking love it
09:10 That a Funny Scene.. I love it 😂😂😂
Yes! New hitman video!
OMG 8:02 😂 he felled and hit his hit on the seat 😂
7:52
Docter says " what? you really are stupid." 47 * punches him on the face * 🤣
When I heard someone said,”Wakey wakey, eggs and bac(ie) I almost died😂😂😂😂
You make the best videos ever 🤗
Thanks for watching)
Naked NPC: OH GOD
47: OUT OF WAY
*get 47 punch naked NPC face*
10:40
Guard: hands in the air
Hitman: super saiyain mode on
3:55 hitman:hahahaha
The guard: your coming with me
Hitman: Aaaaaaaa
Love your vids
Cant wait for your hitman 3 funny rag dolls
Yeah can't wait to play Hitman 3
5:33 Mr Ragan did you just wonder off, or what ?
8:29
You're kidding me! What is this?!
Where is a near executive, I didn't pay attention?!
Oh thank god.
(explosion) AAAHHH (thump)
(2 seconds later)
Can't take this! HAHAAAAH (KO)
AHAHAHAH HEHEHE (KO)
0:08 that scream tho ahhaha
I heard ZOINKS AHHH
The burger is always hilarious
Great vid
Another gr8 vid....do some more on mumbai 😂😂😂😂
Thanks) Watch Dogs Legion and Cyberpunk coming next, but i'll return to Mumbai in Hitman 3)
As a Hitman devotee, superb.
Best videos ever!
Thanks, glad you like them)
@@hitrest3968 everybodt loves them
3:28 there’s something up with this wall?? Hahahahahaha