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  • @StealthGamerBR2
    @StealthGamerBR2  7 років тому +889

    New video mates: ua-cam.com/video/ynfEFkLbQas/v-deo.html

    • @dogenationgamer1182
      @dogenationgamer1182 7 років тому +1

      StealthGamerBR ™ a

    • @dyego7386
      @dyego7386 7 років тому +2

      StealthGamerBR ™ tuh é foda cara

    • @kimhua1332
      @kimhua1332 7 років тому +2

      StealthGamerBR ™ remember cool guys don't look at explosions

    • @edersoncarvalho2591
      @edersoncarvalho2591 6 років тому

      StealthGamerBR ™ parabéns mano você e o ninja dos games

    • @henioq1254
      @henioq1254 6 років тому

      Question: what "BR" means at the end of your name?

  • @TheDoodlerDude
    @TheDoodlerDude 4 роки тому +3440

    Imagine being one of those soldiers reporting that you see a casualty and all you get are death gurgles on the radio as you see a man that looks like a scarecrow walking towards you..

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 3 роки тому +118

      hell nah, i would just nigerundayo outta there

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 3 роки тому +87

      On some Jeepers Creepers kind of shit! And if you happen to be someone who passes by the scarecrow, thinking it looks pretty real before getting a radio call, then looking back to see the scarecrow was gone!

    • @stavalamo6643
      @stavalamo6643 3 роки тому +37

      Fuck no I would tell everyone on the radio about the bodies and tell them to leave or I would leave alone

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 роки тому +4

      @@itspurplepaw6163 i will NIGERUNDAYO so fast, black people will think I said the n word cause I run past them so fast they won't here the RUNDAYO part

    • @deadlygamer-ew6qt
      @deadlygamer-ew6qt 3 роки тому +15

      RUN

  • @qwertymanova2652
    @qwertymanova2652 5 років тому +4268

    The cutscene CGI still looks good!

    • @whatthefuck9703
      @whatthefuck9703 4 роки тому +108

      Of course its cgi , even cgi movies from 2000s look good today

    • @quora_treasure_trove
      @quora_treasure_trove 4 роки тому +26

      The graphics for next-gen will most likely look better than that cutscene.

    • @jameshay6926
      @jameshay6926 4 роки тому +83

      @@quora_treasure_trove dont be silly

    • @quora_treasure_trove
      @quora_treasure_trove 4 роки тому +38

      @@jameshay6926 It's true though this trailer was made in like 2012 the graphics cards at the time used to make this probably cost nothing but a few hundred dollars now.

    • @eschelar
      @eschelar 4 роки тому +34

      Irony. Games have better looking curscenes today but are so buggy that they don't play anything close to smooth.

  • @isletoflangerhans8281
    @isletoflangerhans8281 5 років тому +13476

    It was a shame 47 couldn't wear the sexy nun disguise.

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 5 років тому +690

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME PAL .
      Like ... I’m dying to see 47 wear a dress ... JUST ONCE PLEASE

    • @L-ju3tc
      @L-ju3tc 5 років тому +583

      Big gay

    • @Vinegar436
      @Vinegar436 5 років тому +122

      @@reynhacoezy5510 Harry Partridges Hitman Absolution: Hiding In Plain Sight.
      You can see this disguise if you really want.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 5 років тому +161

      Brad, let the kids play

    • @mrgcharecter2322
      @mrgcharecter2322 5 років тому +9

      😂

  • @vrk1131
    @vrk1131 4 роки тому +1838

    Can’t deny how beautiful the setting looks. The lightning and everything, it’s beautiful.

    • @killar1one
      @killar1one 3 роки тому +26

      for some reason i really don’t like the look of hitman absolution, idk it’s saturation or lighting or what

    • @sarthakshah5009
      @sarthakshah5009 2 роки тому +2

      @@killar1one yeah i don't like it too

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 роки тому +67

      @@killar1one disagree entirely. The entire atmosphere of the game is beautifully dark and immersive for a stealth assassin game!

    • @HC-ji9oe
      @HC-ji9oe 2 роки тому +9

      The Lighing... The latex...

    • @Joshstix95
      @Joshstix95 2 роки тому +20

      @@killar1one the game play is better than any of the new hitman games

  • @vanillacokejunky
    @vanillacokejunky 6 років тому +4335

    that scarecrow disguise was sick

  • @SeaalCox
    @SeaalCox 6 років тому +1963

    I love how ready and cocky they all are when they blow up the building initially but then get completely killed by Agent 47 without him breaking a sweat.

    • @mustafam3285
      @mustafam3285 5 років тому +26

      Seaal Mid Agent 47. His name isn’t Hitman lmao.

    • @SeaalCox
      @SeaalCox 5 років тому +43

      welp everyone makes mistakes, I apologize

    • @mustafam3285
      @mustafam3285 5 років тому +10

      Seaal Mid Nah man I was just joking haha.

    • @jameswalker2534
      @jameswalker2534 5 років тому +4

      This game is crazy 🤦😲😨😢🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 років тому +26

      Not only did he not break a sweat, he also never so much as cracked a smile.

  • @meenky
    @meenky 5 років тому +2964

    *shoots motel with rocket launcher*
    “No survivors, no bodies, *no trace* “

    • @agentreilas7308
      @agentreilas7308 4 роки тому +159

      "Accident"

    • @MinhLe-cf5nt
      @MinhLe-cf5nt 4 роки тому +128

      @@agentreilas7308 Gas leaks.
      If it works with magical death tournament, it works with rocket launchers.

    • @szymonbober2280
      @szymonbober2280 4 роки тому +13

      RPG7 is a grenade launcher...

    • @sheikmuhammad3894
      @sheikmuhammad3894 4 роки тому +12

      Mission accomplished. Every enemy operative just bought the farm. Their employers will follow soon after.

    • @2000ajaykrishna
      @2000ajaykrishna 4 роки тому +15

      When you mess with 47 you make sure he's dead otherwise say hello to hades

  • @blarghinatelazer9394
    @blarghinatelazer9394 5 років тому +1001

    8:57
    _"Hey"_
    *_gets knife thrown into head_*
    *_"Ahh..."_*

    • @ValStarwind
      @ValStarwind 3 роки тому +17

      Has a real "I'm dead, that's mildly annoying" energy to it

  • @MercyWolff
    @MercyWolff 5 років тому +6328

    if i hear from my men that 5 people are dead in 10 seconds im quitting my job lol

    • @coolbeans3752
      @coolbeans3752 5 років тому +143

      Ditto

    • @MercyWolff
      @MercyWolff 5 років тому +31

      @@coolbeans3752 o.o

    • @coolbeans3752
      @coolbeans3752 5 років тому +66

      @@MercyWolff
      Ditto = same here

    • @MercyWolff
      @MercyWolff 5 років тому +23

      @@coolbeans3752 i know :3 lol

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 5 років тому +57

      I'm hauling ass in whatever is nearby if 10 people are dead in 5 seconds

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 6 років тому +713

    6:54 It was at this moment that 47 became a horror movie killer.

    • @zsewqthewolf1194
      @zsewqthewolf1194 4 роки тому +10

      but one that kill the killers of spring breakers

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 4 роки тому

      I would die to see this.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +16

      I remember someone saying (in regards to the two failed attempts at making a Hitman movie) that a great way to do a Hitman movie would be from the perspective of a target, completely paranoid, he can be anywhere or anyone, can kill you in a variety of ways, some of which will look like an accident, completely dedicated to his job, cannot be swayed in any way.

    • @zsewqthewolf1194
      @zsewqthewolf1194 4 роки тому +3

      @@basedbattledroid3507 and the target need to be smart to make it a good 2 hour long movie or 3 to stay a step a head of him of not being killed

    • @quora_treasure_trove
      @quora_treasure_trove 4 роки тому +2

      @@basedbattledroid3507 Maybe a Hitman TV show or would be better?

  • @Deadsea_1993
    @Deadsea_1993 4 роки тому +802

    "I admire your dedication in ambushing me, but I always plan ten steps ahead". - Agent 47. Then ends up killing the main leaders all at the same time. Badass.

    • @suitmanwithaknife4400
      @suitmanwithaknife4400 3 роки тому +24

      This shows that u never mess with agent 47,no matter how skilled u are

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +3

      We have you out numbered 1 to 8
      See your mistake ?

    • @GoMrTom
      @GoMrTom Рік тому +2

      @@suitmanwithaknife4400 This shows that in video games and hollywood movies people always want to see a hero who kills an entire army. That's all.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 років тому +772

    The Saints are supposed to be the most elite assassins ever, and as soon as I left the burning hotel room you see one of them standing in the middle of the courtyard nowhere near cover and you can just headshot her with your silverballer within seconds lol, also no serious assassins would wear high heels that's just asking to fall or twist an ankle.

    • @thatgoodsucc6928
      @thatgoodsucc6928 3 роки тому +155

      But it's hot so shhhhhhh

    • @xulnad
      @xulnad 3 роки тому +120

      I don't think anyone is truly aware of how dangerous 47 is, Even the agency does not know, From when 47 was created till now he's just known for being a hitman, Its easy to underestimate him regardless of your power of authority

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 роки тому +19

      That's every generic assasination fantasy. No surprise.

    • @josephtdi8764
      @josephtdi8764 2 роки тому +12

      Have you updated your LinkedIn page as an assain expert?

    • @thandogongqa1161
      @thandogongqa1161 2 роки тому +22

      I am not going to defend the game but seriously if there is one concern I have is when people object to certain movies or games because it's not realistic. How can someone make proper use of their imagination if they "try to avoid extreme exaggerations'"? This criticism really is anti imagination which is really anti fun. Try to think on this before saying things like high heels are not used by master killers. I am not saying that you are wrong in thinking that high heels are a bad idea in a battle zone but come on man really, if you try to minimize exaggerations you really are not being open minded in terms of entertainment

  • @AfroMan187
    @AfroMan187 6 років тому +1702

    I don't remember my first communion being anything like this

    • @TheWanderer2404
      @TheWanderer2404 6 років тому +24

      HAHAHA

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @DHIRAL2908
      @DHIRAL2908 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah it was way harder... Like just killing one soldier somehow informed everyone on the planet...

  • @seyab6567
    @seyab6567 7 років тому +7267

    And that's how Johnny sins nailed 8 Brazzers girls...

  • @SunOnYeet
    @SunOnYeet 5 років тому +377

    Being hunted down by a killer scarecrow was a phobia I didn't know I had

  • @nicohartojo7916
    @nicohartojo7916 4 роки тому +303

    "Command, requesting immediate med-evac"
    Command: All our guys keep requesting immediate med-evac before suddenly cutting out. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about though.

  • @thanh-binhnguyen5603
    @thanh-binhnguyen5603 6 років тому +3054

    This is the "The Nun" I want to see

  • @milkman2430
    @milkman2430 7 років тому +457

    Holy shit, he didn't look at the explosion. You already know he's a badass.

    • @I3e1ng
      @I3e1ng 6 років тому +11

      "Cool guys don't look at explosions...."

  • @stefantheconqueror8710
    @stefantheconqueror8710 4 роки тому +1089

    The AI has too much A and not enough I

    • @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826
      @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 4 роки тому +12

      Smartest joke I've seen

    • @Wilk111
      @Wilk111 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah. Hitman absolution's ai is...

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 4 роки тому +1

      This sounds so familiar...
      Where is this from?

    • @connordowning216
      @connordowning216 4 роки тому +31

      yeah they find their murdered colleagues and are like "pfff looks like we need an ambulance" instead of "this person has been recently murdered and we need to raise the alarm"

    • @Atlas-Heisenberg_756
      @Atlas-Heisenberg_756 3 роки тому +2

      I’m sorry for this but I don’t get the joke.

  • @riccardopattarin
    @riccardopattarin 4 роки тому +176

    I remember when playing this episode for the first time, I was so thrilled that I finally had some so badass yet worthy opponents to deal with.

  • @tiller9785
    @tiller9785 7 років тому +3597

    I always hated this mission. The saints are too sexy to die

    • @eliasdailey3911
      @eliasdailey3911 7 років тому +101

      Trevelyn - too not to

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 7 років тому +175

      Getting offed by them would probably be a pretty hot show

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 7 років тому +187

      Then the mission works on the 12 year olds in the audience

    • @aestheticbaal7390
      @aestheticbaal7390 7 років тому +15

      CamTheKitty haha

    • @sickboi1625
      @sickboi1625 7 років тому +433

      you don't have to be 12 years old to like sexy women.

  • @idoticy.9877
    @idoticy.9877 6 років тому +1800

    2:57 "It's him!"
    *gets shot*
    "Wha-?"
    *dies*

    • @gamesgameplay753
      @gamesgameplay753 5 років тому +5

      XD

    • @abdulrahmanhumaidi7414
      @abdulrahmanhumaidi7414 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Uncurstedbread
      @Uncurstedbread 4 роки тому +3

      Are none of us gonna talk how negative my guys score is

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish 4 роки тому +2

      @@Uncurstedbread its in the millions probally

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 2 роки тому

      He was looking in the wrong direction and got hit in the back of the neck, which means 47 wasn't where he thought he was.

  • @septim2315
    @septim2315 5 років тому +127

    That cutscene in the beggining with the Jesper Kyd music gives me the chills every time.

  • @KuraMad2000
    @KuraMad2000 5 років тому +412

    6:36
    "What the....Command requesting medivac asap, we have a casualty"
    Command: "Confirmed, who's the casualty?"
    "Me" *eeegh!*

  • @arnodorian1340
    @arnodorian1340 6 років тому +510

    I wish my Scarecrow could do that. All it does is just lay there scaring away pesky birds.
    Stupid Scarecrow

    • @teccy3176
      @teccy3176 4 роки тому +7

      @Behemoth Gaming
      He ded

    • @Wilk111
      @Wilk111 4 роки тому +10

      At least yours scares the birds. Mine cant even do that

  • @phi_deltaeffect
    @phi_deltaeffect 5 років тому +115

    Played this level recently on purist and restarted like 10 times. The way you mitigate each detection and doing so without taking a single bullet is amazing.

  • @javibentue70
    @javibentue70 7 років тому +2341

    "stealth"
    *blows up a whole gas station in order to kill one of them*
    k then

    • @dronecone6987
      @dronecone6987 6 років тому +27

      Javi Bentué Still awesome.

    • @chaosxtinct1125
      @chaosxtinct1125 6 років тому +339

      It's stealth if nobody is alive to see it

    • @otaviocr9434
      @otaviocr9434 6 років тому +107

      It's steath if you kill who saw you before he tells the other guys

    • @vianhoho19
      @vianhoho19 6 років тому +59

      It's stealth if people don't know it wasn't an accident (?)

    • @vishalsingh453
      @vishalsingh453 6 років тому +38

      The job is to stay untraceable, whether you take one shot or blow an entire gas station

  • @lemmiix
    @lemmiix 3 роки тому +388

    4:40 I found this mechanic really great and wished, they would've included it into the newer Hitman games. A really great social stealth mechanic.

    • @Dev-rc7sd
      @Dev-rc7sd 2 роки тому +2

      😂
      Nice one .

    • @ryanswift128
      @ryanswift128 2 роки тому +22

      would be cool if you could steal guard radios like in Berlin to figure out what's going on probably

    • @lold6d2
      @lold6d2 2 роки тому +20

      nah, because most of the time, these levels were forcing you to use it at some point, like you couldn't sneak past some security, because of it. You needed to use this dumb shit in order to get pass people, which at the same time feels like no effort, hold Ctrl key and move however you want to lol

    • @thelonelyghostN
      @thelonelyghostN Рік тому +4

      Would be acceptable against enforcers but would kinda render them useless.

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey Рік тому +2

      @@thelonelyghostN Maybe add a "Grand Enforcer"? Ones who would immediately recognize you unless you blend in

  • @rmisionero
    @rmisionero 6 років тому +4134

    The game is really easy when you decide to kill everyone. The real purist kills only the target without being spotted.

    • @milanista181
      @milanista181 6 років тому +71

      rmisionero Agreed 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @lRlElD
      @lRlElD 6 років тому +128

      reminds me of deus ex human revolution. you have a choice to kill everyone or just make them all go to sleep by firing tranquilizers.

    • @Pitchaxistheorem
      @Pitchaxistheorem 6 років тому +227

      Not only that... But agent 47 would kill a target from controlled accidents.

    • @Pitchaxistheorem
      @Pitchaxistheorem 6 років тому +21

      Show me your weiner schnitzels No it isn't. It's art. But I get the point you're trying to make as well.

    • @Pitchaxistheorem
      @Pitchaxistheorem 6 років тому +19

      Show me your weiner schnitzels if you grew up playing metal gear and stealth games like I did, getting spotted for a split second is very easy to fix, you actually have a big window. It is even necessary to intentionally get spotted, so you can close in on the field of vision for a melee kill, or to prolong your aim. It's not so hard as you make it seem, but it's a clutch gaming as well.

  • @a-class7521
    @a-class7521 5 років тому +322

    8:09 Flying pistols :D

  • @felix920
    @felix920 6 років тому +294

    4:54 love how the enemy drops the weapon

    • @markus9870
      @markus9870 5 років тому +26

      It was at this moment he knew .. HE FUCKED UP XD

  • @blearyblazon4355
    @blearyblazon4355 3 роки тому +85

    The soundtrack, the scenes, the gameplay, absolute perfection!

  • @magnumopus8124
    @magnumopus8124 6 років тому +693

    "no strippers were harmed in the making of this video."

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 4 роки тому +28

      Just helluva lot of penetration.

  • @destinyofen-imu8502
    @destinyofen-imu8502 5 років тому +544

    If nuns were like this,...i would have been a priest

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 4 роки тому +21

      @Ice31 That doesnt make him a pervert either

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 4 роки тому +8

      @Ty rapper guy more like a simp you mean

    • @Jolteon52
      @Jolteon52 3 роки тому +2

      I would identify as female and then become a nun.

    • @maryedmonds4350
      @maryedmonds4350 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jolteon52 Get with the times. I already became a girl and dresses sexy af

    • @Maverick9341
      @Maverick9341 3 роки тому +4

      If nuns were like that...you would've been dead, more like it.
      It really be worth it though ;)

  • @spacechimp3199
    @spacechimp3199 6 років тому +428

    The animations are much smoother than the new games.

  • @girishpatil7442
    @girishpatil7442 4 роки тому +50

    0:45 most imp weapon for any mission.

  • @robertmccoy7722
    @robertmccoy7722 6 років тому +11

    I really don't think people understand how truly beautiful of a game this is from a 3d animation, texturing, and modeling standpoint. There are so many things that have to come together perfectly to make a game this beautiful

  • @Venom-sz4dn
    @Venom-sz4dn 5 років тому +241

    12:27 I thought he was gonna punch her

  • @ZelXnog
    @ZelXnog 6 років тому +720

    If all these girls can't kill hitman who on earth can

  • @HenriAGS
    @HenriAGS 4 роки тому +41

    So in the cutscene he dresses like a badass but five minutes later he is wearing a scarecrow suit. Fair.

  • @nomercy8989
    @nomercy8989 7 років тому +527

    8:07 That gun just came out of nowhere.

  • @CBRN-115
    @CBRN-115 7 років тому +1091

    Damn you are an angel of death
    Literally, NO ONE stands to oppose you. They fall before they even have a chance

    • @codyrawiri-pettit5526
      @codyrawiri-pettit5526 7 років тому +15

      정진우 those headshots scare me to death!

    • @JBW521
      @JBW521 7 років тому +8

      정진우 Yo it's a video game

    • @Cletus-Hellfire
      @Cletus-Hellfire 7 років тому +5

      The knife throwing as a Scarecrow was cool. I run into a room, guns blazing and leaves when all bofies hit the ground, including the cleaners and prostitutes and anyone who was unfortunate enough to pass my way.

    • @trigyratepilot1787
      @trigyratepilot1787 7 років тому +1

      Hmm for me he was in a shower then they blew him up

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 7 років тому +7

      professionals leave behind no evidence, maybe an calling card now and then but that's about it. No finger prints, no evidence, no bullet casings, no witnesses and nothing that forensic can trace. like a ghost. now that's professionalism.

  • @nightblade178
    @nightblade178 6 років тому +926

    Now I have never played Hitman game but man AI looks laughable. Sees a body *"As I thought. This one's dead."* Then *"(Calmly says) Command send a medvac I got a casualty here."* Raise an Alarm Damn it. Regroup at that location and search the location and call for backup.

    • @whereammy
      @whereammy 6 років тому +107

      This is absolutely the worst Hitman game by a large margin. Blood Money and Hitman 2016 are far better stealth games and the AI Hitman 2016 is very competent.

    • @dicerevo
      @dicerevo 6 років тому +139

      Tbf they’re on a mission to eliminate agent 47. The alarm doesn’t really get higher than that.

    • @nazirulsafwan6330
      @nazirulsafwan6330 6 років тому +46

      @@whereammy i disagree, i hated absolution first when it came out but the more i played it, the more i like it, it brought new dimension to 47 as a character. he's not just some bald guy running around throwing lock on target homing briefcase. hitman 2016 was weak compare to blood money.

    • @MultiOmps
      @MultiOmps 6 років тому +33

      Thats exactly what the Metal Gear AI does and they do it pretty damn fast

    • @Master_3530
      @Master_3530 5 років тому +29

      apple seed He IS supposed to be emotionless killing machine.
      Idk about absolution but in 2016 whenever a dead body is found they all get on my ass. And unlike in the old games it's hard to just kill everybody if even possible.

  • @em-156
    @em-156 5 років тому +248

    Expectations 0:56
    VS
    Reality 7:56

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @CrazyJean
      @CrazyJean 4 роки тому +4

      They worked pretty hard back to that year, it's pretty much acceptable.

  • @ProjektF91
    @ProjektF91 7 років тому +411

    He disguised a scarecrow becuz his head is too shiny to go sneaky into the grass field.

    • @tiller9785
      @tiller9785 7 років тому +25

      Desno He could blind his enemies

    • @majunior_5632
      @majunior_5632 7 років тому +10

      but no sunrays to reflect off of his head :(

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 7 років тому +5

      Trevelyn -
      Similar to Krillin from Dragon Ball with his Solar Flare head

    • @tiller9785
      @tiller9785 7 років тому +3

      S͞p͞e͞c͞t͞r͞a͞l͞i͞t͞e Krillan doesn't need Ki to use Solar flare

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 7 років тому +5

      Trevelyn -
      But his head is still shiny af

  • @JoeTurok
    @JoeTurok 5 років тому +56

    Dude, that was some amazing editing and presentation. It almost felt like a short stealth action movie. Genius.

  • @neryamofaz9121
    @neryamofaz9121 7 років тому +118

    2:58 the first time in the history of this channel that he missed

    • @elijahproto
      @elijahproto 7 років тому +24

      i was searching for this comment

    • @Oh-uk5ee
      @Oh-uk5ee 6 років тому +3

      Nerya Avraham Mofaz he didn't miss he just didn't kill him

    • @mozambiquehere5903
      @mozambiquehere5903 6 років тому

      it scared me.

    • @lonerimortal8
      @lonerimortal8 6 років тому

      Nerya Avraham Mofaz
      The guy dodged ... But died right after :^P

    • @JSmith-wc1dz
      @JSmith-wc1dz 6 років тому +1

      Just one hair longer than the others. He fixed it.

  • @Martin4949
    @Martin4949 5 років тому +38

    I've been on a SteathGamerBR binge the last 12 hours and I'm loving every minute of it! Very well done, everyone that watches can tell your a perfectionist. ✌ out!

  • @primodorito4459
    @primodorito4459 7 років тому +580

    These are the worst soldiers ever lmao

    • @beichenlee9676
      @beichenlee9676 7 років тому +43

      If u tried the hardest level of this game then u won't say so

    • @nepnepnepnepnep
      @nepnepnepnepnep 6 років тому +36

      (basically every stealth game)

    • @idontspeakjapanese6289
      @idontspeakjapanese6289 6 років тому +10

      They react like its nothing LOLOL

    • @undertale6973
      @undertale6973 6 років тому

      lol

    • @nightblade178
      @nightblade178 6 років тому +26

      Sees a body *Command send a medvac here Cuz I m Rambo and I don't need no backup and plz don't alert my team Cuz I want to take him down alone*

  • @greendragonsden1239
    @greendragonsden1239 7 років тому +273

    Agent 47 is a fricken magician that or he acquired the force 8:08

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 7 років тому +6

      Are you saying that is not awesome?

    • @edward1180
      @edward1180 7 років тому +8

      When I first watched it I thought something was up and seeing this comment made me realize agent 47 is a Jedi

    • @chaobanh5003
      @chaobanh5003 7 років тому +3

      Agent 47 is a jedi

    • @theamazinglucia5224
      @theamazinglucia5224 6 років тому +5

      Agent 47 is a sith :/

    • @HeadsUpTV
      @HeadsUpTV 6 років тому +7

      When you train so hard in assassinations, guns just come to you instead of you reaching for them.

  • @red76s
    @red76s 5 років тому +56

    7:06
    "Dead by daylight New Killer confirmed"

  • @iwantcoolname
    @iwantcoolname 4 роки тому +17

    I like how they do not recognize him just because he put the vest on. But some random civilian sees right through his clever disguise.

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 6 років тому +346

    We know why you came here
    1:19
    3:54
    4:17
    5:30 boring
    7:57
    10:49

  • @wraith4503
    @wraith4503 7 років тому +509

    Didn't even started watchin already liked the video, let's not kid ourselves, we already know master mind is behind this master piece.

    • @gathoblaster4329
      @gathoblaster4329 7 років тому +1

      Wraith450 bad mentality. That way he cant grt an indication wether or not this video was actually good

    • @user04683
      @user04683 7 років тому

      Mastermind?? Come on!

  • @Arri.
    @Arri. 6 років тому +237

    6:59 i clicked LIKE!

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 років тому

      .... Why? Because he did something in a game? Something that was built into the game and intended to be done by players? That's a terrible reason to like a video. All he's doing is playing a game and recording it, how is that special?

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 6 років тому +33

      its hard, right? living in negative town? :(

    • @reezevlog
      @reezevlog 6 років тому +5

      Jeepers Creepers

    • @bryanestevez4880
      @bryanestevez4880 6 років тому +13

      @@I_am_a_cat_ because he liked that part of the video? these people always being negative like whats ur problem

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 років тому +1

      @@bryanestevez4880 I have lots of problems, mainly other people.
      People really do get offended way too easily though. I was just being an asshat out of boredom when I left that comment.

  • @vodoo6665
    @vodoo6665 2 роки тому +43

    Just replayed it again after so many years and it felt beautiful ! Felt as if the game was released in recent times :)

    • @arGo-e6i
      @arGo-e6i Рік тому

      ...and Hitman 3 is garbage, imo.

    • @charlesburns7391
      @charlesburns7391 Рік тому

      ​@@arGo-e6ihow

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 Рік тому

      @@arGo-e6i do you even own the game? because hitman 2016-hitman 3 are amazing

    • @Egobert
      @Egobert Рік тому

      That's because the latest trilogy took almost everything from this game... animations,mobility,gunplay,stealth ..basically thanks to Absolution we got the WOA trilogy

  • @user-pu6te8rh8e
    @user-pu6te8rh8e 7 років тому +374

    Brazzers' bald guy

  • @yourlocalf.b.iagent6636
    @yourlocalf.b.iagent6636 5 років тому +340

    Thots Exterminated
    Mission Complete,Agent 47.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 6 років тому +650

    Remember,
    No Russian.

  • @govindan7446
    @govindan7446 3 роки тому +19

    Trailer: Shows 47 being a badass gunning down the targets all at once
    Reality: THROW BOTTLES

    • @xulnad
      @xulnad 3 роки тому

      Well both things do happen..... But again is there ever a reason to be having a chaotic shootout with people? Unless you get caught on the spot your way better of not doing that

    • @govindan7446
      @govindan7446 3 роки тому

      @@xulnad You got a point

  • @HarmoniousGamer
    @HarmoniousGamer 5 років тому +74

    Love how the gun just manifest from out of nowhere. 8:09

    • @mylifesogood217
      @mylifesogood217 2 роки тому

      probably due to the monitor frequency, since when you set it to 144 hertz, the game starts to behave strangely

  • @Eugene-kp9nl
    @Eugene-kp9nl 7 років тому +625

    So many dead hot girls :(

    • @Thank_you_Holy_God
      @Thank_you_Holy_God 7 років тому +136

      Eugene Muray This makes them even hotter

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 7 років тому +162

      +HARLEEN QUINZEL
      They won't be warm for long, you know what to do

    • @elpanini9784
      @elpanini9784 7 років тому +6

      HARLEEN QUINZEL lmfao

    • @crazykiller3742
      @crazykiller3742 7 років тому +17

      Eugene Muray Well, we can fuck a dead body or two?

    • @jesuschristkillmealready5419
      @jesuschristkillmealready5419 7 років тому +57

      That's how hitman like them women, cold and quiet.

  • @davideschiatti9538
    @davideschiatti9538 6 років тому +34

    Soldier: half an army for one only man. Could it be too much?
    Saint: i think you've not understood who's the man we must kill.

  • @bwillsskates2638
    @bwillsskates2638 3 роки тому +12

    I actually liked this game, it has a different style from the new ones but I love how you don’t really have to be all stealthy

  • @Doctor9Raccoon
    @Doctor9Raccoon 5 років тому +136

    5:44 STEALTH LVL 100 or stupidity 200 for enemy

    • @laairo
      @laairo 4 роки тому

      @Kpop Janggo exactly even on hardest difficulty

    • @artix4545
      @artix4545 4 роки тому +7

      @Kpop Janggo You're clearly a dumbass, this game was made in 2012 and the new games have much better ai intelligence especially on harder difficulties, you clearly don't know shit about hitman

    • @realmug
      @realmug 3 роки тому +1

      @Kpop Janggo wait what the fuck did you wanted them to do?

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 6 років тому +30

    8:08 holy hell, wtf!? (when you change weapon to pistol)

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 7 років тому +50

    They are the Angels of Death...
    But StealthGamerBR is the Angel of Stealth.

  • @Error404----
    @Error404---- 4 роки тому +8

    Being all sneaky and stabby in the cornfield was my favourite part of Absolution, but I never realised you could dress in the scarecrows clothes. That would have made it even more entertaining.

  • @jier9904
    @jier9904 6 років тому +102

    Reminds me of John Wick

  • @edmannope7497
    @edmannope7497 6 років тому +87

    Jeepers Creepers 06:50

    • @CSHSgolf
      @CSHSgolf 6 років тому

      Draude's World x

    • @mau7522
      @mau7522 6 років тому

      WHEREEEE YOUU GET THOSE EYES?.......

  • @alisson3207
    @alisson3207 7 років тому +270

    O melhor de tudo é sabe que o cara é brasileiro.

    • @diamond_rkr1762
      @diamond_rkr1762 7 років тому +6

      Pickle Rick!!! Exato

    • @HHumps
      @HHumps 7 років тому +6

      vdd

    • @ckorvus982
      @ckorvus982 7 років тому +16

      Porra!!! Esse cara era para ser o orgulho brasileiro

    • @ckorvus982
      @ckorvus982 7 років тому +2

      Vou treinar para ser pelo menos a metado de você

    • @kasch6438
      @kasch6438 7 років тому +2

      esse cara aí é foda

  • @Cyric91
    @Cyric91 4 роки тому +8

    purist: using camouflage, killing all with your pistols
    me, all game playing with default costume , killing only targets on expert diffulcty: lol

  • @ludendorfbrice4362
    @ludendorfbrice4362 5 років тому +18

    I loved the killer scarecrow thing you had going on

  • @izoomy126
    @izoomy126 5 років тому +29

    First blood
    Double kill
    Triple kill
    Quadra kill
    Maniac
    Savage

  • @dragonarch0
    @dragonarch0 5 років тому +16

    Guy nearby gets shot in the head
    Guy : Who's there? Must've been the wind

  • @SunlightHugger
    @SunlightHugger 4 роки тому +14

    I love how dramatic the theatrical scenes are. Like, don't think I forgot 47 was blown up in a short flowery robe with a drink with a little umbrella.

  • @Twelvegage30
    @Twelvegage30 7 років тому +70

    He's like the Raptors in the tall grass from lost world

    • @JOE40341
      @JOE40341 6 років тому

      LOL "Don't Go in to The TALL GRASS!!!!!!!"

  • @michaeleasley1096
    @michaeleasley1096 7 років тому +149

    "Requesting Medivac Man Down..." Yeah, it's you

    • @bastardjustice
      @bastardjustice 6 років тому

      Michael Easley that's exactly what I was thinking. Lol

  • @misterno2778
    @misterno2778 7 років тому +272

    I never rly liked that mission myself cause you think this ladies are badass killers but you can just walk to them and stab them with a knive... dosnt seem like honorable enemies

    • @radpunk5144
      @radpunk5144 7 років тому +57

      What did you expect? Superpowers? XD

    • @JonPlayish
      @JonPlayish 7 років тому +29

      Mister No Well,what did you expect? Run up to their face and shoot them?

    • @misterno2778
      @misterno2778 7 років тому +10

      i just dont know why you can walk to them and let you stab them with a knive... then she dies to a shot.in the head ok... but i mean they arent even trying XF

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 7 років тому +6

      Mister No it's because you are much more skilled than them

    • @hikaritenshi2825
      @hikaritenshi2825 7 років тому +21

      Would've been better if they have counters towards your kill shot melee encounters. Or I don't know dodge point blank guns.

  • @lottonthewizard4352
    @lottonthewizard4352 Рік тому +2

    I wish Hitman stayed in this direction, the new games feel like sims, this was way more badass and cinematic.

  • @squatchannel2994
    @squatchannel2994 7 років тому +40

    this was relaxing to watch

  • @StealthGamerBR2
    @StealthGamerBR2  7 років тому +821

    Hi mates, another reupload I hope you like and share again because youtube is not sending and recommended the games videos to people, it seems they want to remove this community from the platform. :(
    And also someone has a save of Dishonored: DOTO of the second or third missions with bone charms, bloodthirsty and third eye released to pass me?

    • @user-hd3wd2vf7w
      @user-hd3wd2vf7w 7 років тому +24

      Your videos are a masterpiece

    • @oliverhoare6779
      @oliverhoare6779 7 років тому +17

      Dunkey agrees: 10/5 MASTAPEECE

    • @Stinkyremy
      @Stinkyremy 7 років тому +17

      no offense as I love your videos but in this you are killing non targets and even get seen.
      Not exactly stealthy.
      Hitman games are piss easy if you kill everyone

    • @thedoreezaxarious7679
      @thedoreezaxarious7679 7 років тому +2

      StealthGamerBR ™ even if this is an upload from almost a year ago it's nice to see the older videos and how much effort you put into it back then. And even more effort in your current videos. Love the work, keep it up! Still think the bloopers video would be a nice addition to the channel, just for a funnier side instead of all the killing. ;)

    • @string9004
      @string9004 7 років тому +2

      dishonored 1 or two cause i have for dishonored one

  • @robloxgamer4566
    @robloxgamer4566 6 років тому +34

    Mine stealth: Shoots everywhere

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade 6 років тому

      Multiple Valak spotted. Termination authorised.

    • @thotboi3927
      @thotboi3927 4 роки тому +2

      It is considered stealth if no one is alive to tell what happened

  • @-koren4ik326
    @-koren4ik326 5 років тому +14

    Someone: This is very difficult, i cant play in it, because all enemies are killing me!
    StealthGamer: Hold my knife!

  • @doabarrelroll5773
    @doabarrelroll5773 5 років тому +21

    2:46 soldier:watch your six Me:watch your seven

  • @ultraspawn4685
    @ultraspawn4685 6 років тому +11

    I know I'm late, but this is one of the best Hitman gameplays I've seen. Awesome video. This guy is an expert. Love the Hitman series.

  • @theunemployedmind
    @theunemployedmind Рік тому +2

    This game is phenomenal. Surprisingly I’ve never heard much about it. Years later when i played RDR2 and it had the deadeye mark for death i was like man!! I want to play Absolution again.

  • @hiraprxc2569
    @hiraprxc2569 5 років тому +9

    what a cool Brazzer and The Nun collaboration!

  • @HipHipMurray
    @HipHipMurray 6 років тому +30

    0:52 - Sister Act Part 2

  • @tricesimo
    @tricesimo 6 років тому +24

    Ok, is it just a "coincidence" that just as he was sneaking up on Jaqueline Moorhead, an ad for Cialis popped up?

  • @DanDeyBananaJoe
    @DanDeyBananaJoe 4 роки тому +4

    6:34 "Stay in the paths, Sir Daniel. You may have unpleasant surprises if you go through those corn fields. And watch out for those evil scarecrows!"
    (I don't remember the exact words, but you know.. You know what I'm referring for. MediEvil)

  • @saitejachandolu9629
    @saitejachandolu9629 6 років тому +31

    Mate, try playing this game only with fibre wire if you want it to be stealthy!

  • @jaredsmith4919
    @jaredsmith4919 7 років тому +300

    Off topic: Why anyone would dress to kill like that? Unless they are like Trinity from the Matrix or Charlize Theron from Atomic Blonde?

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 7 років тому +158

      Jared Smith you got to kill with elegance unlike the average peasant

    • @arielrose7899
      @arielrose7899 6 років тому +38

      Coz it looks sick

    • @wakingfromslumber9555
      @wakingfromslumber9555 6 років тому +22

      Yeah looks totally stupid and unrealistic, somewhat took away the immersion having them dress like dominatrix .

    • @h8breed288
      @h8breed288 6 років тому +29

      Wakingfromslumber
      , and why they should even look realistic in a grindhouse game I wonder?

    • @wakingfromslumber9555
      @wakingfromslumber9555 6 років тому +7

      H8 Breed because like I said it takes away the immersion . That was not the direction or style the original hitman released in 2000 was going for .

  • @ydri.
    @ydri. 5 років тому +7

    Veni, vidi, vici
    Jesper Kyd at start was so nostalgically

  • @BezoRazo
    @BezoRazo 4 роки тому +1

    LOVE your music choice for the opening/closing cinematics. I return every once in a while to rewatch it.

  • @ar-arasfirdaus5209
    @ar-arasfirdaus5209 5 років тому +4

    11:52 the terror on her face

  • @gilgamesh7055
    @gilgamesh7055 4 роки тому +5

    *tfw you get so good at a game that you feel like the hunter in levels where you are the hunted*

  • @logginer
    @logginer 5 років тому +39

    5:30 "Stealth Kills"

    • @sushimuncher282
      @sushimuncher282 4 роки тому +8

      Can't be detected if everyone's blown up. Big brain time.

  • @lost4356
    @lost4356 12 днів тому

    "Change in to new fresh tuxedo"
    "10 minute later"
    "IM A SCARECROW"