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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Sophie calls Jez to let him know that Mark is the father of her baby, but the news isn't delivered that well . . .
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 234

  • @flyforce16
    @flyforce16 10 років тому +249

    "Fuck you, Bush" is the best worst poem ever.

    • @Veralos
      @Veralos 8 років тому +90

      I love the way the last line is the same as the first line.

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit 8 років тому +79

      He did that on purpose, actually.

    • @cccraigus
      @cccraigus 7 років тому +11

      Worst.... Best.... These are just words.

    • @screamtoasigh9984
      @screamtoasigh9984 6 років тому +1

      Have you ever heard Rick's Cliff poem on The Young Ones? : ua-cam.com/video/LVPAP62TvRY/v-deo.html

  • @memba111
    @memba111 8 років тому +1087

    'I'm free, I can do anything, I CAN LEAVE T-MOBILE!' hahaha, great line ;D

    • @kickpublishing
      @kickpublishing 4 роки тому +31

      Nobody can leave T Mobile

    • @lukej452
      @lukej452 2 роки тому

      T-Mobile balance be getting deducted after you die tho.

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 4 місяці тому

      @@kickpublishing I'm never upgrading; why would I? It just feels like an good pair of jeans.

  • @niriop
    @niriop 8 років тому +1708

    A mere thirty seconds of pure and utter relief and happiness...destroyed in an instant.

    • @danielr3522
      @danielr3522 5 років тому +23

      Yep, I'll bet that creeping sense of dread returned very quickly. Reminds of me of Jasper regaining and then promptly losing his sight in 'The Simpsons' - 'Oh well, easy come easy go.'

    • @smokepepsi
      @smokepepsi 4 роки тому +5

      Bit like cocaine

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 4 роки тому +13

      More like destroyed in an infant

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man 4 роки тому +5

      Pause at 3:39. That frame is the precise point the happiness vile shatters.

    • @rikkiswift4479
      @rikkiswift4479 3 роки тому +12

      The funny thing about this is he actually reacts worse on the Christmas episode when Jeremy said he forgot the turkey rather than finding out this news lol

  • @okaysure69
    @okaysure69 9 років тому +262

    The pause before he says 'then why the fuck did you tell ne it was yours' is genius.

  • @Pululapu
    @Pululapu 7 років тому +466

    Are you happy now, bush?

  • @WeaselKing1000
    @WeaselKing1000 4 роки тому +229

    I love how in THE VERY SECOND Mark's ecstatic about the lack of knot in his stomach, Jez appears round the corner with the awkward grin. Perfect timing. Poor Mark.

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r 2 роки тому

      He's blocking it now. Lol magic. Lol Mark or Jeff? Lol

  • @cboy8598
    @cboy8598 4 роки тому +32

    The way Jez walks out the door after Dobby leaves is masterful

  • @jojosimono5714
    @jojosimono5714 4 роки тому +38

    I like how Mark went from kissing Jeremy's forehead to stabbing his dinner in a snap

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media. 10 років тому +185

    One of the best bits ever. I love when Jez comes though to tell Mark the truth and you can see whats coming. Genius comedy writing.

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig 9 років тому +389

    Whenever me and my mate are baked and looking for something good to watch we always come back to this. Ah good old peep show, I must have seen every episode about four times but it never stops getting funny.

    • @jcse16
      @jcse16 7 років тому +7

      'It never stops being funny' or 'it never gets old'
      One or the other, you can't just have a bit of both.

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 6 років тому +15

      scumdrops maybe he was baked :D

    • @agdgdgwngo
      @agdgdgwngo 6 років тому +1

      I think they're gonna age like fine wine, hopefully Peep Show box sets will be worth millions

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 6 років тому +3

      I've seen every episode at least 20 times and I don't even smoke weed anymore

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 5 років тому

      never stops getting old this

  • @jontybird6176
    @jontybird6176 6 років тому +93

    Love how he tries to hang up on Sophie before she’s told him who’s it is 😂

  • @akaakaakaak5779
    @akaakaakaak5779 5 років тому +79

    3:38 Marks' sudden snap

  • @L3athaface
    @L3athaface 6 років тому +77

    I'm free of a creeping sense of dread! '.. I need to speak to you mark..' 😂😂

  • @MrVarunparmar
    @MrVarunparmar 4 роки тому +104

    I never laughed so hard when he started stabbing the bag while looking at him

    • @ethioman123
      @ethioman123 3 роки тому +2

      I rewatch this scene every so often just for that! Tears of laughter every time

  • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
    @FuckdasketsHOPassass 6 років тому +81

    some of the best acting in comedy

    • @mellowords
      @mellowords 4 роки тому +9

      Mark's little jaw movement just before exploding is so great.

  • @MrMongoose221
    @MrMongoose221 5 років тому +24

    I love the celebration Jez makes when she first says Mark lol

  • @ndiggidy87
    @ndiggidy87 4 роки тому +20

    Marks' face when he is forking the bag 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nks80
    @nks80 7 років тому +393

    Elena is so beautiful!

    • @DirectorHMAN
      @DirectorHMAN 5 років тому +24

      Too bad she's a crazy bitch

    • @Fonzleberry
      @Fonzleberry 5 років тому +29

      I'll never trick someone this beautiful into loving me again.

    • @rentalsnake6542
      @rentalsnake6542 5 років тому +21

      Let's have ourselves a goggly eyed freak of a son!

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому +15

      Nate Potter that’s a stigmatism. I didn’t call you fatty, so

    • @Bonoscot
      @Bonoscot 5 років тому +2

      If you want a good nights sleep...marry a fat bird

  • @krisztianwirsz3612
    @krisztianwirsz3612 3 роки тому +7

    'Contrary to what I said a few seconds ago' HAHAHAHA, Jezest thing ever.

  • @Chedz1986
    @Chedz1986 10 років тому +314

    We are not equals pequals. Hahaha

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo 6 років тому +53

    "The world is an oyster"

  • @DarrenBonJovi
    @DarrenBonJovi 10 років тому +59

    "I'm not having a baby…"

  • @jf3490
    @jf3490 7 років тому +40

    "I'M NOT HAVING A BABY"

  • @ShearsOfAtropos
    @ShearsOfAtropos 7 років тому +43

    I can leave T-mobile!

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 4 роки тому +16

    It would’ve been even more hilarious if Dobby had returned whilst Mark was stabbing the bag

  • @hopefulkoala01435
    @hopefulkoala01435 5 років тому +12

    3:38 always remember this bit hahah

  • @katyo1791
    @katyo1791 5 років тому +10

    I feel like the bush poem is a reference to ricks poem about cliff richards in the young ones

  • @emmatorode6704
    @emmatorode6704 3 роки тому +3

    I love jeremys shit drawing on the wall at 2:35

  • @theuberman7170
    @theuberman7170 5 років тому +3

    His face when he says "I'm gonna help you through this man..." LOL!!!!!!!

  • @averygoodname2972
    @averygoodname2972 6 місяців тому

    Jez with an epiphone, accompanied by the constant mentioning of The Beatles. Classic

  • @christianlesurfmusic
    @christianlesurfmusic 5 років тому +36

    While this is a very funny clip, I feel very sad for Mark as a whole in this episode....

  • @mattyreynolds4243
    @mattyreynolds4243 9 років тому +91

    I bet he leaves that for me to wash up later :D

  • @gnomeflight
    @gnomeflight 7 років тому +46

    4:26

  • @DaBIONICLEFan
    @DaBIONICLEFan 7 місяців тому

    The way he says "Okay then" trying to hang up is brilliant haha

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 4 роки тому +7

    Jez could've probably avoided this if he'd thought quick enough to just say 'turns out it isn't mine' and acted all sad

    • @macman975
      @macman975 2 роки тому

      Hmm probably wouldn't have been as funny!.

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 10 місяців тому

    “I can leave T-Mobile” completely caught me off guard the first time I watched this.

  • @junewalker9341
    @junewalker9341 4 роки тому +2

    0:38 is how we sound to advanced alien life when we talk about poetry

  • @elliotthedissident6077
    @elliotthedissident6077 4 роки тому +14

    Usually I would condemn Jez for this sort of behavior but when a woman like Elena is involved I don't think he can be blamed too harshly.

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 5 років тому +3

    Mark's jumper though.

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed 5 років тому +106

    Elena was the hottest 13/10 on Peep Show! She even beats Nancy (by a long way). 😍

    • @NGT4LIFE
      @NGT4LIFE 5 років тому +28

      What about big suze

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 роки тому +12

      NGT4LIFE beats big suze easy

    • @jamesbishop1161
      @jamesbishop1161 4 роки тому +13

      No, Big Suze was the hottest!

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 роки тому +9

      Big Suze was top level

    • @evilspeak5702
      @evilspeak5702 4 роки тому +1

      Toni, always Toni.

  • @manlikesean1
    @manlikesean1 5 років тому +4

    Marks face at 4.26 😂

  • @julikeah
    @julikeah 5 років тому +63

    Elena is potentially the most attractive woman I’ve ever seen

    • @drexlspivey5828
      @drexlspivey5828 5 років тому +12

      "Isn't there that saying, what you don't know makes you stronger?"
      "No"

    • @TheRagingStorm98
      @TheRagingStorm98 4 роки тому +1

      She lesbian though

    • @1638-u1d
      @1638-u1d 4 роки тому

      not really

    • @somerandomguy2073
      @somerandomguy2073 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheRagingStorm98 Bisexual... obviously, considering she has an affair with Jeremy (well, a man).

    • @ludaheracles7201
      @ludaheracles7201 4 роки тому +1

      She a lezza mate

  • @manlikesean1
    @manlikesean1 5 років тому +5

    You must really hate me 😂😂😂

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 роки тому +2

    “I can leave T-mobile!”

  • @gordonferrar7782
    @gordonferrar7782 5 років тому +12

    that's some quality forking.

  • @TheRealAaronFinn1
    @TheRealAaronFinn1 4 роки тому +4

    Have you ever noticed jeremy is just not taking any of this seriously

  • @theorgazoid4918
    @theorgazoid4918 5 років тому +6

    We are not equals pequals

  • @elliemiller74
    @elliemiller74 Рік тому +1

    "Fork my bag!"

  • @roccoparks
    @roccoparks Рік тому

    The way JEZ reacted is exactly how I would have done in his situation

  • @hungryhog1
    @hungryhog1 5 років тому +1

    nice 2001 space odyssey reference at 1:58

  • @OllieTudor
    @OllieTudor 7 років тому +7

    too many jokes quotes from this one

  • @mateiungur-naghi7095
    @mateiungur-naghi7095 5 років тому +10

    I want to smack all the characters to death with a brick sometimes, but they are so funny! Hope I don't meet more people like these in real life!

  • @PilotExplorer
    @PilotExplorer 3 роки тому

    You can never leave T-Mobile

  • @WildAnimalChannel
    @WildAnimalChannel 5 років тому +6

    Thanks. I did that on purpose.

  • @gingerg85
    @gingerg85 5 років тому +4

    Is it wrong that I really want to show the first minute and a half to my TY English class? We're studying poetry at the moment.

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan Рік тому

      If you do I don't think they'll be paying to much attention to Jez' poetry.

  • @arturczerwinski2616
    @arturczerwinski2616 4 роки тому +35

    I can feel his pain. I hate kids soooo much. Luckily, I never became a father. This must be a shattering experience.

    • @bobsmith5441
      @bobsmith5441 4 роки тому +10

      Haha yeah me too, but we're not suppose to say it out loud

    • @danielrobinson2861
      @danielrobinson2861 3 роки тому +6

      I don't want kids... everyone says I will love it. No thanks.

    • @alexclipper7608
      @alexclipper7608 Рік тому

      Meanwhile, Jamal and Shaniqua are having their 10th baby.
      Talk about self-destruction.

  • @xyz-ns7ym
    @xyz-ns7ym 5 років тому +1

    I can leave t-mobile 🤣

  • @martynclarke8400
    @martynclarke8400 3 роки тому

    "Equals pequals"

  • @abominablesnowman3494
    @abominablesnowman3494 3 роки тому

    "equals pequals."

  • @t-rex4211
    @t-rex4211 Рік тому

    4:26 😂👍

  • @jacktheflipper3591
    @jacktheflipper3591 5 років тому +2

    And he leaves that for me too wash up later

  • @DhevC
    @DhevC 3 роки тому +1

    Equals pequals.

  • @Landie_Man
    @Landie_Man 4 роки тому +1

    How old is mark here? I would assume late 30s. He says the first time he’s not had a creeping sense of dread for 25 years. So he’s probably referring to being a child of 10-12. So he’s probably about 37 here? This is 2009, they got the flat about 2003. There’s no way he’s 25 in 2009!

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man 3 роки тому

      @ncfclee makes sense. Thank you.

  • @AcidOverseer
    @AcidOverseer 5 років тому +4

    BUSH

  • @therankingworld7627
    @therankingworld7627 Місяць тому

    I can leave T-Mobile…😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @georgedavisisinnocent79
    @georgedavisisinnocent79 Рік тому

    Damn, I forgot how much of a thing I had for Elena.

  • @alfexsinosystems9205
    @alfexsinosystems9205 3 роки тому

    equals pequals. I love that

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 2 роки тому

    Elena 🔥🔥🔥

  • @arunnoj6633
    @arunnoj6633 3 роки тому

    3:54-3:55 and 3:56

  • @astropgn
    @astropgn 2 роки тому

    "We are not equals pickuals"

  • @vladyslavanufriiev1224
    @vladyslavanufriiev1224 Рік тому

    you gotta fork something

  • @1800astra
    @1800astra 5 років тому +4

    I think that knot in Mark's stomach might be back. Jez is such a shit, but in a curious and almost karmic sense, Mark deserves everything he gets.

  • @aclevername9381
    @aclevername9381 Рік тому

    At least it's not mine!

  • @mansakonko7777
    @mansakonko7777 4 роки тому

    Class!

  • @EscapeTheRules
    @EscapeTheRules 2 місяці тому

    We are NOT equals pequals! 😠

  • @drexlspivey5828
    @drexlspivey5828 4 роки тому

    Jez looks like he's wearing a hoop in the thumbnail

  • @alexmousley7213
    @alexmousley7213 3 роки тому

    Painfully funny!

  • @TheUnknownDungeon
    @TheUnknownDungeon 4 роки тому +2

    Dobby is a babe

  • @itsbort
    @itsbort 4 роки тому

    everyone to the current PM

  • @georgeohunt2263
    @georgeohunt2263 2 роки тому

    I think this is the worst thing Jez ever did

  • @andrewmitchell2313
    @andrewmitchell2313 5 років тому +2

    Hn

  • @patrickbatman141
    @patrickbatman141 3 роки тому

    Why does Jez go mental when Sophie actually says that the baby is Marks, he should of jumped up before when Sophie says "I couldn't get through to him but I thought he'd want to know right away" since that sentence confirmed who the dad is already, or is Jez really that slow 🤣 poor acting, writing and direction tbh. Still an hilarious scene though.

  • @zapkvr0101
    @zapkvr0101 Рік тому

    Can you believe we used to think Bottom was funny.

  • @thefourthwall9022
    @thefourthwall9022 5 років тому +278

    I've always thought Mark's eyes are like a sharks...

    • @thescrutineer7022
      @thescrutineer7022 4 роки тому +7

      Or a hamster!

    • @MatthewSmith-jy1sh
      @MatthewSmith-jy1sh 4 роки тому +24

      Mark the shark is in business!

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 3 роки тому +2

      Mahk Tank

    • @StuSaville
      @StuSaville 3 роки тому +6

      Sometimes that Mark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a Mark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'

    • @tillerman7272
      @tillerman7272 2 роки тому +6

      You’re stripes, Mark

  • @curlyfm
    @curlyfm 7 років тому +223

    Fork my leg

  • @ThDiamondStandrd
    @ThDiamondStandrd 10 років тому +140

    " I can leave T-Mobile" (I found this especially comical because there's a T-mobile ad right next to the video on my screen).

    • @prpwnage9296
      @prpwnage9296 5 років тому +4

      Write in to the bbc about it, maybe then can include one in box sets so people can get the same experience as you.

    • @fparnaby8366
      @fparnaby8366 4 роки тому +1

      @@prpwnage9296 Brilliant: love it!

  • @Goose.Films.
    @Goose.Films. 6 років тому +182

    For the first time in 25 years I'm not filled with a creeping sense of dread

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 3 роки тому +16

      Wait till he hears Hans Honda track.

    • @zachcrowe10
      @zachcrowe10 Рік тому +3

      @@bazglsgw1208 Needs more dread

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 4 місяці тому +1

      @@zachcrowe10 The longer the note, the more dread

    • @dominicchallis2928
      @dominicchallis2928 Місяць тому

      @@ottohartmann7444*Cue hideous amalgam of vocals, synthesiser piano, and cor anglais*.

  • @youllgetnoinfoaboutmytwitt5689
    @youllgetnoinfoaboutmytwitt5689 7 років тому +87

    When mark is angry he sounds exactly like valen dreth from oblivion.

    • @kristobaz2474
      @kristobaz2474 6 років тому +26

      THE GUARDS ARE COMING.
      FOR YOU!
      NYHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

    • @Skrimear
      @Skrimear 5 років тому +7

      best comment i've ever read

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому +1

      Mainly cos they sound posh, especially when they’re mad. 😆

  • @Sock1122
    @Sock1122 3 роки тому +70

    3:38 honestly this freak out is on par with the Christmas Turkey outburst in my opinion.
    Love it when David goes balls to the wall

    • @richarddunne9802
      @richarddunne9802 2 роки тому +11

      I actually think he freaked out more about the turkey, which is kind of funny.

  • @kylewhitehead1684
    @kylewhitehead1684 6 років тому +39

    "Fork My Bag!" NEEDS to be a T-shirt. Somebody contact the necessary authorities!

  • @carlosalegria4776
    @carlosalegria4776 6 років тому +13

    I can leave T mobile
    lmao

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ 4 роки тому +8

    This is almost an anthology of if you have children or not

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Рік тому +4

    Mark complains about the heating being too high, yet it never occurs to him to take off one of the two layers he's wearing 😅

  • @KeenanClements
    @KeenanClements Рік тому +4

    Thank god it was Mark’s, seeing David Mitchell not stressed is weird

  • @bigbowlowrong4694
    @bigbowlowrong4694 3 роки тому +5

    Mark freaked out about this slightly less than he freaked out about the turkey

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 роки тому

      He's always about a hair away from losing it totally. Obviously a lot of repressed rage simmering very close to the surface. Archetypal Briton really. They like to think they're polite. Don't ever get one in a corner. They go postal

  • @TwentyTwenty90
    @TwentyTwenty90 7 років тому +4

    God, I haven't seen this scene for yonks. Creasing. Equals pequals.

  • @valiantthor2215
    @valiantthor2215 3 роки тому +3

    Geeez she is so beautiful it hurts!

  • @alphamikeomega5728
    @alphamikeomega5728 7 років тому +21

    4:26

  • @awesome3995
    @awesome3995 Рік тому +2

    Love when, even at the height of Mark's fury, he doesn't want to harm Jeremy.

  • @nickmagee-brown739
    @nickmagee-brown739 2 роки тому +2

    "equals pequals"