Peep Show vs. Scientology
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2008
- Jez and Super Hans join the 'New Wellness Centre' which is in no way, whatsoever, based on creepy UFO cult 'Scientology'. Likewise, Orgones (paging Willhelm Reich!) certainly don't resemble 'Body Thetans' and New Wellness founder 'Soloman Hunt' is over 9000 million miles away from being anywhere close to loony Dianetics guru L Ron 'Elrond' Hubbard. As usual Super Hans gets all the best lines: "You gonna stay in the Death Star with Captain Haddock?" being a particular classic.
Just to reiterate then: New Wellness - bizarre and oppressive cult based on absurd pulp Sci-Fi ramblings of third rate hack writer.
Church of Scientology - Legitimate religion and humanitarian organiza....oh, fuck this. I'm going clear.
www.thenewwellnesscentre.org - Комедії
I love how Super Hans goes absolutely all in on anything he gets into
from drugs to religion
They've really nailed the addictive personality type.
"We can definitely do plumbing!"
Super Hans is what happens when parents don't want to "label" their children and get them help and support. Would have been so smart and productive if he had been understood at the right time by the right pyramid scheme
I’ve accidentally ran to Windsor!
"Best 400 quid I've ever spent. Plus, you get a *free* book!"
Human perception is a funny thing, literally in this case ;)
It's free after you buy it.
Duhh..!😜🤪
Don't worry- home insurance, my friend
That would literally be me. Oh a book that's a nice surprise.
my favourite running joke is jez constantly falling for pyramid schemes
Its so sad
It’s not a pyramid scheme
Here in the USA there are tons of MLM pyramid marketing schemes, and the same people always start them and make millions, and the same people buy into it and buy a bunch of stuff that sits in their garage, often vitamins, milkshakes, knives, or colorful clothing for woman that nobody would wear. There are "sucker lists" of people that repeatedly fall for that shit, like Jez.
Not to mention Bernie Madoff and the US dollar, at the elite scamming level.
@@pacco9532 How can we know for sure in this case? He never cranked up the orgonometer and got to Module Two! And Module One was just about how to button your shirt up all the way.
Including his many menage a trois with The two Toni's; Gail & Elena; Big Suze and Johnson etc.He's usually on the bottom of the pyramid though.
"You've been going around thinking thoughts all your life, look where that's got you" i love superhans logic
That bit is lifted straight out of Alcoholics Anonymous - another cult that preys on those with substance abuse issues.
You’ve been having thoughts again - I’ve told you about that shit! 😂
Hahaha this one absolutely demolished me 🤣
I mean he’s right, how much worse can jez’s life get, he fails upward
Its like saying "you've been going around walking on two legs your whole life, look where that's got you" while trying to convince someone not to walk again
The way Hans has the exact same personality even when indoctrinated is brilliant writing.
Just needs a can of coke and a ciggy
“You’ve been goin around thinkin thoughts your whole life and look where that’s got you” “true enough”
Super Hans' logic always makes a frightening amount of sense.
go go gadget
Acid
If it didn't make sense it wouldn't be logic.
Most appropriate comment ive ever seen.
Thoughts man. They’ll paralyse you
This video put my wellness levels through the fuckin' roof.
That was the orgones.
my orgonometer is off the scale
Super Hans is one the most realistic drug addict characters ever. Not like so many stereotypes on other shows.
The fact that he aesthetically looks like a perfect amalgamation of every methfiend I've worked with in warehousing lol
@@leviroch the actor probably has taken crack before. If someone looks like they used crack, chances are they have in the past.
agreed
He’s not really a drug addict, he’s more of a weekender.
@@RaferJeffersonIII I used to be the same with booze. Didn't feel odd at all until I gave it away
"You're having thoughts again, I told you about that shit"
“You’re right on schedule according to the book - hardback book, based on tablets, brought by asteroids...something you can rely on”
Pure comedy gold 😂
Love the way he specifies “hardback”
@@sarahmason1572 definitely more trust worthy than a paperback 😂
the golden tablet crashing in siberia means that they're also making fun of mormons two birds one stone
Well a metore to be more excakt
And the 7 truths pokes at Buddhism
I think it's just a general cult placeholder.
An asteroid is in space.
If it enters the (Earth's) atmosphere and begin to burn up it is called a meteor. If a piece of rock from a meteor reaches the surface it is called a meteorite.
@@Richard_is_cool "Orgones" are Reichian pseudo-science. This was made with a proper knowledge of woo.
I love how excited Mark is to make a claim on his home insurance policy. Despite finding out he's having a kid. Or that Jez is having a kid with his ex wife. Or that he has to deprogram his best friend.
He is a man with is priorities sorted and color coded.
It's quite tempting to view Hans as so hedonistic, shallow and sociopathically cruel that he stands out from Mark and Jez, but the series is packed with moments where both of 'em were just as horrible. Hans is just unapologetic.
Frighteningly good point
Well there’s a theory that super Hans and Johnson represent what both jez and mark want to be. Jez wants to be the hard liver, drugs and girls and the such. Whilst mark wants to be like Johnson, confident and outspoken, however they both end up failing to become what they want to be.
I feel like the arc of the show is gradually realizing that Mark and Jez are the two worst people on it
Hans is upfront, you know what you're getting. Jeremy is next and, in the end, Mark is the most duplicitous of them all.
I personally never found any individual in this show to be in any way 'likeable'. That's what makes it so realistic. I would never hang out with a single one of them.
Jeremy has spent £400 with the New Wellness Centre but refuses to pay rent.
Where did he get the money
@@zapkvr solicitation
@@zapkvr His mum
Mark Probably.
Mark’s emotion about HD ready tv’s really resonated with me
You don't fuck with a man's first HD ready TV
We're sixty years old. Our eyes can't really take advantage of HD
"Watch your negative orgon levels hit the fucking roof"
"It's not gonna get born... old? Or young? But they come young anyway so..."
I'm crying :D this is hilarious!
One of my favourite lines hahaha
Amazing line.
Its so funny how inept jez is. Like how he basically just joins a cult cuz it gives him a sense of comfort. Very scary how real that is
Classic culthead.
In Australia he would be forced to vote
It's telling how he needs to go through a whole "Mark will think..." thought process before saying to Super Hans that he'll move in to the center. Jez really struggles with independence and standing on his own two feet. Not that Mark is really that different: they both tend to form symbiotic relationships that offer escapes from their loneliness and responsibility for their own lives. Mark just rationalizes things better and clings to his sensibility like a lifeline.
Not that I'm really judging them, I think it's painful to watch them partly because of how relatable they can be.
Because it was cold outside
He does it out of guilt from having sex with Sophie.
"You're right on schedule, according to the book. Hardback book, based on tablets brought by an asteroid - something you can rely on" is one of the funniest lines in the entire series. Don't know how Matt King managed to say that with a straight face.
The bit at 2:00 minutes. “This is a laugh” has me in bits. Excellent stuff
“It’s not gonna get born..... old”
13 bloody years ago. This might be one of the oldest videos matè. It even has a myspace link. Bravo
If super Hans started a cult there is a very good chance that I would be interested.
Hans Risky plan canned and done
Especially if it involves chocolate homunculi
Jeez, David, I know it's an English show, but they're just called black people nowadays. Harsh!
I'm having those thoughts.
the "what was my plan again" and "this is funny. this is definitely pretty funny" get me every time
Soph is an Oscar winner now :)
How crazy is that?
@@MilesQuatermass well earned. she is great
That’s awesome
Where?
Next should be Matt King
'Crank up the orgonameter and bring on module 2'.....That scene/line killed me the first time I heard it...and still does after the umpteenth listen. Greatest show ever
ITS HD READYYY!!!!!
Webb is such a good actor
Hes not that good
@@zapkvr he is mate
@@zapkvr he wouldn’t be good in a drama I don’t think. But he fits this role perfectly. He’s very much an over actor.
@@zapkvr FOOLISH IDIOTS LIKE YOU ARE RUINING ZIMBABWE!!
@@zapkvrI think you’re much better. Love all your shows.
Anyone else want to see how Super Hans' New Wellness test went?
"You don't want to de-programm me, are You?"
"Don't worry, home insurance my friend. Payback time."
The Tunguska meteorite was in 1908, not 1911! I think this New Wellness Centre may be a scam!
That's what they want you to think...
Heretic !
Are you having "thoughts"?
Of course it's a fucking scam
Now crystal skulls on the other hand.
It's very possible that Jeremy got the details wrong.
Jez’s immediate susceptibility to every get-rich quick scheme/cult/Super Hans idea never fails to make me laugh. His ‘they’ll probably worship me!’ to ‘yes, those conspiracy theories about them on the internet’ switch is perfect. Legendary series.
“This is a laugh” *sobbing*
Felt so attacked
The deathstar with Captain Haddock 🤣
“You’ve gone around thinking thoughts your whole life, and look where that’s got you”
He’s so goddamn right!
"how do you explain all the problems in the world?" "well i couldn't.... there are so many historical and economic factors to..." "exactly! you haven't got a clue"
I needed this today! Thanks UA-cam for suggesting this video and thanks Miles for uploading it!
"IT'S HD READY!"
This show has a million cracker lines and most of them are from Hans, but "stay in the death star with captain haddock" is an all time hall of fame line, top 5
It was sad when Peep Show went, but it had to end some time and there was never a dip in quality. I think it'll be a few years before it sits comfortably in the pantheon.
It should come back
Series' 8 and 9 were pretty poor.
Very true
@@antonimartinez9961 relatively, but they were still very good. 8.5/ 10 definitely
@@rakshay-jain perfect comment
“Best £400 I ever spent, and look! They gave me a free book” 😂😂😂
Robert Webbs acting in the assessment scene is fantastic
The scene where Jez cries... damn... they're all good actors. But this scene was delivered well!
Makes me seethe that Mark wasn’t willing to be lamped just to save the TV.
"I'm going clear" is such a good line. Because in the context of scientology, going clear means you are leaving the cult. There was a famous documentary called Going Clear about that very topic. So good.
Going Clear means the opposite of leaving in Scientology. If you’re “clear” it means you’ve attained the highest level of spirituality and understanding within the Scientology cosmology.
Yeah going clear in scientology means clearing yourself of thetans, which is the equivalent to orgones in this episode
Going clear means you made your way up the bridge of Scientology
Its funny, I know someone exactly like Super Hans. Can change obsessions like there's no tomorrow. I love Peep Show.
Except there is a tomorrow
Yeah but it's HD ready. HD READY
I actually took that Scientology test.
I got as far as the question "When you look at a train timetable, how does it make you feel?"
Suddenly I realised I'd just wasted 5 minutes of my life and it was not a funny or interesting thing to do.
Thinking back the phrasing of that question sounds like something a therapist would say (at least the 2nd part) and they're the industry Scientologists are trying to eradicate
‘Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest’ 😂
The MySpace link in the intro made me look at the upload date and damn this video is old
I know, but surprisingly myspace is still around.
Rupert Murdoch tried to own the internet. He failed.
"your wellness levels must be through the fuckin' roof" lmao I'm dying
I never thought I'd laugh so hard at British Beavis and Butthead messing with Scientologists.
I'm from London,
back in the 80s, I was in LA and was invited to take the Scientology Personality Test.
It took approximately 7 minutes for them to ask me to leave the building.
Regarding my personality, apparently I had several, none of which they liked much.
Well that's because you're from London. You fuckin broke it.
They probably ended up worshipping you!
The personality test is looking for weaknesses to leverage. If you show none, you're a waste of time to them, they want needy victims to exploit, not strong minded individuals.
Super hans maybe the greatest television character ever
Him and Leon from crub your enthusiasm
The Death Star with Captain Haddock 😂😂😂😂
"I mean, I couldn't..." I love how Mark levels with Jez hahaha
9:08 its HD ready!
Yes there’s a conspiracy about them on the internet.
Loved that there was a Tony Robbins ad in the middle of this. :)
I got candy crush I'm fully de-programmed
"hardback book brought my tablets from an asteroid. Something you can rely on."
I love how many comedy programmes do an episode with an unnamed cult that’s similar enough to Scientology that everyone knows what their on about but not so similar that their team of million dollar lawyers will descend on them.
To their credit, the only one that called them out explicitly by name, was South Park of all things.
Best show ever, I'm going to watch it all again from the beginning.
I love how Jez and Hans starting wearing a uniform of a cheap shirt buttoned up to the top
I love Superhans with the side parting 😂😂😂
The incinerator closes at 6. What a great throwaway line.
"I knew it! Everyone IS secretly fucking behind my back"
0:08 Myspace
God I'm old
Happens to us all
@@apoc3037 0:00 I wrote that comment 2+ years ago
God I'm old
(see you in 2 years mate!)
@@sarahmayer8539 You may not be hearing from Apoc. But I'm here 2 years later. And I'm also old.
Peep Show is so damn funny i often forget how dark it is.
Stay here in the death star with captain haddock HAHAHA
“....there’s a lot about asteroids in here...”
Why does Super hans saying "Captain Haddock" make me laugh?
Because he was a funny character. Well, he looked funny. I worked with a guy once who was a dead ringer. His name was John something
Weirdly he's nothing like Captain Haddock but the line works!
Blistering barnacles
It’s HD ready, it’s HD ready
This was the best tv show ever! Lol such a good laugh
The elves, the pixies, FUCKING MERLIN
"You gonna stay in the Death Star with Captain Haddock?"
I like how when mark drops the wellness book in the bin hans thinks the appropriate retaliation is to smash the tv lol
The elves the pixies and fu..ing Merlin 🧙♂️ 😂😂😂
i saw Super Hans in marks and spencers on christmas eve a few years ago!
Wow. You know this is an old upload when the intro advertises a MySpace page.
Home insurance 😂 I have no idea why but this killed me
1:00 Alex Lowe! He's in the best comedies. He's in 15 Storeys High, Barry From Watford, Phoenix Nights. Err. And others. This.
He's got a theatre show in Britain now.
"... Not the new TV. It's HD Ready." ---- so Super Hans up an kills it. And. Now the plasmaaaaa's gone to God
“It’s a good system isn’t it?”
Yeah so was the Billion year contract.
I love how Jez can't be bothered to read Wuthering Heights, and in fact finds it impossible, but he's read and committed to memory the entire New Wellness book within a couple of days.
4.12 is one of my favourite lines from the whole of peep show. I find myself using it alot with my partner 🤣
To this day we still don't know how Super Hans broke free of the cult... 🤷🏻
they probably tried to take away his crack
@@CHR1SZ7 haha, yeah probably. He does love his crack...
You've been thinking thoughts all your life and look where that's got you
"Could you please stop agreeing that I'm a dickhead?"
Damn man, poor Jez, seriously. On the other hand, funny.
I want to see Super Hans’s test
I feel exactly the same way about home insurance
This show is amazing
9:03 i always come back to watch the HD READY part 😂😂
Burroughs and Peter Brock would love the chapter on orgones
I didn't know Peep Show was like a show, I thought it was a sketch thing. This is great.
Its not a sketch show, you need to watch it through in order! Series 1 - 9
Holy shit that 'home insurance' being such a turnaround... that's so fucking real.
The dude was pretty good at pressing Jez's buttons.
I dunno if Super Hans got all the best lines, Marks reaction "I knew it! Everyone is secretly having sex behind my back!" is pretty up there