How World War 3 Will Feel In America
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- Опубліковано 1 лис 2023
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When the war starts....is Costco still open ?
They will open more locations operated by PoWs and robots as all other supermarket personnel is sent off to callcenters
Amazon Costco and dispensaries
2020 says yes... it will be the only thing open.
Open to get looted
will a large costco pizza still be $9.99?
will the hotdog still be a $1.50?
Tim's confident mispronunciation of immolated inspires me to live my truth.
incorrect usage also
“Immoliated” 😂😂😂
neuro-a-tim-pyical
@@mwilliamson4198 Tim is very fustrated with the war in Israel and the deaths at Gaza strip it’s very fuuuustrating but that’s life in the big city folks
The way he says it is so much better
😂 "No one's asking you to get in a Top Gun plane you can't fit in"
i felt that lol
@@caseysmith3012 same! 😀
💀💀💀💀💀
@@hayleyj5562 fat girls
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For every $400,000 we make in profit, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles.
We are challenging other creators to do the same.
#TimGivesBack
@@nedrobinson7490 And for $250,000 we make in tax write-offs, we are going to hire a Social Justice Appearances consultant for $150,000 to advise us on Best Practices going forward when it comes to being mentioned in the ranks of Those That Act Against Things Deemed Not O.K.
I’m stockin my toilet paper up for sure
“We’re very good at coming close to death in this country but not fully going over it” is a great line
& everybody gots their near life experiences
America, land of the zombies. Not quite dead and sure as shit not quite alive.
‘I know people are getting all upset about World War 3’
Best intro line ever
He's the real Late Night Show.
I'll be completely honest about how I feel about things: If The Karate Kid 3 and The Karate Kid 2 had been made the other way around, people would be talking about The Karate Kid as the greatest trilogy of all time.. and that's not even a matter of opinion, it's a matter of fact.
Phenomenal comment
Holy shit. He is totally right.
i appreciate your honesty and will consider your words. thank you for participating. from hunger games district California, signing off.
I say the same about Nightmare on Elm Street. If they'd skipped part 2 and made Dream Warriors then just stopped there it would be the greatest trilogy of all time. It'd be so good you wouldn't even need a 3rd movie.
I sat and thought about this for a solid 30min, i couldn’t find a single thing to argue about in this comment. It was a flawless statement. I then went back to my collection with a black pen and changed the cover in that order. 🙌
“I’m not a Nazi so what do I say” is probably the most accurate way to put every mushy brain key board warrior
“An exercise in the futility of opinions” bravo
First time in awhile I've watched a good Ole Tim Dillon rant. Holy shit he's so good 🤣🤣
You’ve got some catching up to do.
2020 was peak rants
I’m guessing it’s an acquired taste. I could only stand a few minutes of this voice.
He's the best!
@@ShawnHaning definitely an acquired taste, I recommended you the "3am episode" really show you from where Tim comes
I've always said if we had to go back to a situation where the US would have to ration sugar again that you would never see another military conflict again.
The "deep" part of his mockery really felt like a personal attack on me.
Lol my husband's name is Frank and I work at a call center😂
lol the nagging lady screaming at Frank is too hilarious
“It’s soooo many layers deeeper than that” Dillon is a fking menace 😂😂😂😂
First one minute of this video is literally the opening to Fallout 4
The u.s. draft will fail soo hard
It wouldn't be possible unless they force everyone into weight loss camps. Like a gym but the doors lock and there's no tv.
They will send the inmigrants... and the boomers will cheer
@@SethPlato01good they should that way they pay their fair share
My kid is 17. He's not going. I don't care.
@@Excard0n Your child will make great cannon fodder for the war machine.
Will there still be Popeyes Chicken??
P's 🍗 2023 has took a huge 💩💩💩💩. They use no herbs, no spice, no fried coating. 🤔
LOVE that chicken from Popeyes!
Ww3 will 💯 require a draft. The problem is all the losers standing with ukraine and israel will claim they are mentally r tarded to avoid the draft.
I mean you have to be r tarded to stand by either of those causes, so they might not be lying.
You think Russia are the good guys?
@@pinkystenis22Does it really matter anymore? We’re close to WW3, and my number one priority is keeping myself and family as alive as possible. Let the winners decide who the good guys and bad guys are. Not my problem.
@@MagnusDudusukraine i understand because even though they are a corrupt shithole russia probably shouldn’t of bombed all those citys while importing criminals and mercenary death squads.
@@pinkystenis22 I think in ww2 Russia lost 1million soldiers in stalingrad. Russia crushed the nazis, whereas Ukraine had nazis in their ranks. Ukraine still has a nazi batallion. Do I think Russia is "the good guys" is such a reductive question. Russia and the U.S saved the world in world War 2, we should be weary of being against them in ww3
Dude I almost came as soon as you said deep into the microphone. Keep up the asmr. I'll keep it up that's for sure.
Who is the new Ben Avery laugh guy?
I've never laughed so hard and been so frightened at the same time because of the accuracy of this!
Tim Dillon for President! Hand this man a microphone, put him on a stage, and let him rant.
Tim Dillon could end the Israel/Hamas and Ukraine/Russia conflicts in 5 minutes.
"Fellas...just *STOP IT!*"
This seemed like the clip I needed 🫠
I lowkey keep like 50 cans of beans and veggies and soups and like 3 giant bags of rice at all times. I also keep 2 extra cases of 32 packs of water. Call me crazy but at any moment im ready to dip towards the mountains here in virginia. I live just outside richmond.
Tim Dillon is the most perfect iteration of a midwit ever thrown at us by the zeitgeist. 10/10
Seriously tho whatever civil war or slow decline occurs in america, it will probably most resemble The Troubles in Ireland
It may take a couple hundred years of forced starvation to get us to that point
@@T_D_B_..a couple hundred years of starvation, or... internet goes down for 12 hours... whichever happens first...
@@T_D_B_are you kidding? the only reason people aren’t killing each other is because they can still buy a overpriced truck with there job at walmart
@@FedkaSlovanich ..just FYI, they're FINANCING said new vehicles. Funny thing, in the 70s-80s-90s-00s, basically anytime before 2012, the standard auto loan was 2 to 4 years, or 24 to 48 months.... ..the standard auto loan has slowly creeped up to 6 to 10 even 12 years isn't unheard of for an auto loan NOWADAYS.... imagine that, full coverage insurance on a shitty extremely overpriced freaking kia that costs 700+ in monthly loan payments.... shits gonna hit the fan pretty soon, it's absolutely unsustainable...
I was in rehab with a few uff and lvf boys not good there heads was fucked up ptsd is real shooting and killing is easy trying 2 sleep again is hard
Tragic but true. The world is burning and we're tweeting
Post post revolution
Get with the times. We are x-ing now
World has been burning since before man invented fire. It's nothing new.
I like how he has a wide angle, perfect to zoom in
This is great!
I was waiting for a high-pitched trademark "...or a Russian nuke.." line there.
Just another manic Monday, Tim…
but sir i'm pretty sure it's Thursday!
U know the selfie with the mushroom cloud in the back will go crazy, nothing too add ambient light than the glow of nuclear fallout
It's a good point. The whole system is already out of public hands. It's been SkyNet since the ColdWar. Just programmed algorithm protocol. If then.
You think it was in public hands during the Cold War? Ooofff
@@T_D_B_ learn to read
Yep; Skynet is self aware and has been for a while. James Cameron is the ONLY true visionary in the West. Everyone else is just carrying out their role in this charade, reading their parts flawlessly, like the good boys and girls we are.
The algorithm has been manipulated since 1582. When the Jesuits put us on the Pope's calender. It's all A. I. baby.
@nedrobinson7490 it's called Aladin
And they will still make us come into work that day to fill out those tps reports..
That's my stapler....
Love your comedy- going to go to Northfield in January
Tim is the new Carlin...just a gay version into slightly age inappropriate college twinks. Don't judge him
Tik tok will survive like a cockroach 😑
Dam i forgot about this pod since the whole ben thing. Havent watched it in so long 😢
You have been blessed with the spirit of George Carlin, my friend.
If only George were a righteous Gay❤
As long as we use the false dichotomy of Peace vs. War the problem continues. The lack of war is not peace and peace is not defined correctly as the Nice connotation of the word suggests.As long as we dogmatically believe the simplistic version of war is bad peace is good and don't define them accurately this problems will never be solved. They are times that war to save or liberate is good . There are time that the lack of war aka "peace" under oppression has nothing to do with the good feeling we have about the Word called "peace". As long as we fight with dogmatically believed labels (War vs Peace) we will not find logical solutions to anything . Logic is not defined by our feelings toward words. The world is more complicated to be reduced to 0 and 1 . And our urge to define and worship 0s and 1s in more complicated scenarios and making mythologies to justify our reductionist mentaly no problem will be solved and the label worshiping causes more suffering and pain, be it War or Peace.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The call center was the original essential worker.
GOING FULL HELL-MODE OVER HERE
Iran closing the Strait of Hermuz 30% reduction in global oil supply just like that... $11 gas like in the 70s? Not to mention those costs being passed on to every other good and service in the economy... inflation we have right now is nothing compared to that thing
Justice for FRANK!
As long as McDonald’s and Starbucks are still open Americans won’t notice
It's so fucking sad how accurate this is.
You are right Tim, it won't be that bad. 🤣😂🤣
This feels like a warning from the future
It would be the blackest of black comedy but there would be some truly hilarious moments in the lead up to WW3.
If we lost internet access for three days our people would literally die. Not sure we understand what a war actually is.
An army attacking the shores of America is pretty tough to achieve...unless you import the army through the southern botder.
I think it’s pronounced, “immolated.”
As long as the internet still works, I will be fine during ww3.
Been a while since i watched . Is that Ben laughing in the background?
That's Phillip
Tim you shouldnt sleep next to your twinky boy-toys you might roll-over and suffocate them
A foreign country hasn't invaded America since 1812 (🇨🇦💪), will be a rude awakening to all the people enthusiastically encouraging war in lands you have to cross the Pacific or Atlantic Oceans for if the same destruction comes home.
hyper sonic missles doesn’t need to tread water
@@CJfromMEXICOthey also get shot down and certainly can’t do enough meaningful damage to infrastructure. I mean you would need millions of them.
@@uhavenosushi russia has more nukes than us. you’re delusional
@@uhavenosushi and you think we got the technology to take out a hypersonic missle?? they just came out recently, the defense of them hasn’t been made yet
@@CJfromMEXICO Patriot missile batteries have shot down at least 6 kinzhal missiles in Ukraine. Thats 80’s US tech. In terms of Nukes, so what? We have more than enough to glass Russia plus much more. Minutemen ICBMS have a 99% on duty and success rate. The collection of Russian ones is abysmal in comparison. They are a paper tiger. Nukes are a moot point, both sides would be dead, if not the rest of the world as well.
“I fought 3 world wars against Corn Pop” -Joe Biden 2023
It'll feel awesome
I'm going to this guy from now on for the news 😂
More insightful than the professional bullshitters on the right/leftwing
It’s comin
I wish us well
1000% legit
Deeper than a Hamas tunnel
When the nukes start flying, the cell networks and Google will crash with people googling if Walmart is still open.
The more I listen to Tim the more I think he sounds like a young Stanhope
fighting the war on obesity and its getting tough here in the trenches
No dough in armageddon
I knew ralphie may was still alive.
Get Kevin Spacey on the show, all charges dropped.
Get Ja on the phone now!
Can I still get doordash during WW3?
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣This is my favourite Tim Dillion video ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious 💀
Immolated not immoliated. Hilarious clip
Oh you have no idea.
Did Tim go to a Nuke test?
He is dying of radiation.
Unless they nuke the upper atmosphere causing an emp then invade afterwards
US military is EMP resistant.
No it's 100% not. You are mixing up individual bases and the whole thing. Nothing is 100% EMP resistant if done with a nuke blwown up in the atmosphere. @@mw9297
I want to laugh so hard at this but scared and it's not funny. Damn you tim
Read a history book
Genius
Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a holy war.
I volunteer as tribute.
cooler heads will prevail
18-24 year olds males won’t be chillin they will all be getting drafted go to prison or boot camp and then die.
They will have to go much older than 24 to find sufficient draft worthy people for any large scale ground operations. One branch already raised the maximum enlistment age to 42. Our present forces are 68% overweight and 21% obese.
Lol hello Mexico
They will "have to" pilot drones and press buttons. Get with the time boomer
@@nimmha6708 Sorry kiddo, a military will still need infantry if it expects to gain and hold territory for the foreseeable future.
@@memeticistold timers won’t do shit except bitch and complain and force the younger people to die for their fuck ups. That’s all they ever do.
"You has to do nothing in your house" well assuming if you still have a house despite tbe increased price on everything. We still havent start a ww3 yet economy already tanking on top of the fact goverment cant even pay the war veteran. Now add more inflation from oil price sanction from OIC country on top of clogged trade route that cone from asia. It will be a mess. EU will had simiar issue as they are dependant to rusia for energy.
"Immoliated" ?
"immmolente"🎉
This is all so true. We really are a pathetic bunch in North America these days.
LUCKY?!
Don’t worry, Elon already saved the world by buying Twitter!
@@AnyonesBuisness if you think buying Twitter assisted in "saving the world", then you spend waaay too much time online hahaha.
The rest of your comment reads as belligerent nonsense with no clear meaning.
Emoliated?
I own several insurance and crypto companies in Western Europe and I could tell you right now that there’s something definitely fishy about what’s going on in the world and because I don’t own any insurance and crypto companies at all
The truth is not only hate speech but an internal contradiction to our present culture. 6:58
Tim Dillon 2024 🇺🇸
My god do we need comedians.
If it happens, i can assure you it will be coming to our shores.
How?
"Well I wish the Israelites and Palestinians well" **golf swing**
FRANK!
lmfao dude your hilarious.....My dumbass just gave my personal info up for some bitcoin scam. I'm living on the edge like its a fucking trend. Final Destination is coming for us all! I just realized i"m 1 a 1 percenter...Your a good guy
Tom Dillon is the gta radio host that claims a normal world but knows the world is completely fucked
Further perspective - Tim Dillon is the guy you hear that you know the world is probably ending soon
When a comedian talking about daily politics and daily talking points in THIS world and he sounds like a GTA radio host, there MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG with the real one...