Men Who 'Trade In' Their Wives | William Lee Martin
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2020
- Comedian William Lee Martin on men who "trade-in" their wives for "newer models"...
Taken from my latest standup special, "Standing in the Middle"! Watch the full special here: comedydynamics.com/catalog/wi...
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A little about William Lee Martin:
With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape. - Комедії
When I turned 40, my hubby said he was going to trade me in for two 20 year olds..... i told him he wasn't wired for 220
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Lmfao!!! :-):-)
Is that you, Judy?
@@wolfpat bahahaha! LOL nope!
@@whistlingwoodscrafters1995 Judy said that exact thing to her husband. She was studying for her electrical contractor license at the time.
1:34 “Baby I’m married! When have I ever got what I want?”
Best line ever🤣🤣🤣
Yep
Yes!!!!😄😄😄😄😄
Bittersweet 😭🤣❤️ the perfect thing to say.
"Carfax" 🤣 so true better the crazy I know then the crazy I don't!
He might not need a carfax, but ain't nobody in the market for his garbage truck anyway,
If you think the grass is greener on the other side.
Then become a better gardener.
The best comment ever
Both sides still have to be mown
I love this
If the grass is greener on the other side, it’s not grass...it’s artificial turf!
Well said!
My husband said " why would I trade one headache for another?"
Thats what mine says
I never get tired of the "Is that what you want" punchline
Live a little
Never heard of you before. But, that was a funny set.
Ikr
“After three marriages I’ve learned my lesson.
Now when I meet a girl I really like I just buy her a house and send her on her way.”
Travis Tritt
(This was before he met his beautiful wife Teresa)
I think his comment was inspired by a Lewis Grizzard quote, "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" 😄
CarysCorner
I think they’re both from Georgia so that makes sense.
Travis might have known him.
🏠
He’s got a great sense of timing, makes me laugh every time.
Travis Tritt is the most underrated 90s artist.
O crap
You look like my dad. Well we did go to school together.😂
I think his eyes add emphasis and makes the jokes that much more better.
Thanks for posting, He's so funny & I needed a good laugh!
Now that was some seriously funnny chit right thar! Just found this man, subscribed! looking forward to finding more!
I have been married to the love of my life, for 30+ years
So sad but true men can trade you in a heart beat I never could understand this but happened to me
Me too He is 52 and she is 19 they just had a baby we arent even divorced yet I guess he forgot how romantic those 2 am feedings are😂😂😂 I am free!
My grandfather used to say ; 》Why should men avoid getting married?
》 For the same reason men in jail avoid picking up the soap...😂
Uhhhh, what? So you’re into pegging huh. That’s not how marriage is supposed to go
@@BlackKnight-ll8qh Uuhh you obviously don't get it 🤣
@@giovannaroma9527 I got.it.Gee.x.
@@MrGSticks 👍
😂
Grass is always greener where the cows do their business.
You can't have an ox without having poo.
You have to keep her happy till the cows come home
@@Darndiddlyarn Mark Gungor reference!
@@suetucker9264 😉
The reason why the grass is greener is because they use more bullshit.
This guy is going to be huge just like Dangerfield..... Make the golden years the best years.
I have to respond to the 2 thirty year olds. My ex once asked can I trade you in for 2 thirty year olds?
My response: ha! it takes two to do what I do! Of course he was joking, I wasn't!
My ex did that. She put him in a nursing home at the first opportunity
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I knew a guy who had same thing. He had a successful company about 20 employees. She put him in rest home divorced him and married younger guy. He died few years ago. I'd go visit him every few months. He swore that he was poisoned. She never would visit him. He died alone.
@@Peterbilt359 No, his WIFE died alone, and she was probably relieved not to pass into the next life next to an overgrown boy-man. Sorry, but karma’s a bitch! 😐
I would have nothing in common. Couldn’t do her any good. And i love my wife we tolerate each other
This guy is funny , loved this video , when he started. With mid wife crisis 💓 loved it , and who's left dot com . Is classic , this.is July 19th, 2020, and much needed humour. Is a good idea, this guy's.funny....
Great lines William, never been married, but i can relate to your jokes and the comments, i have heard stories from my buddies, maybe I dodged a bullet.
You’re pretty damn good Billy
My wife is older than me. One of my coworkers was her classmate. He told me if I hurt her he will take care of me. I told him that if I hurt her he would never know because I would mysteriously disappear or I would be hiding behind him from her.
😂😂😂😂
Love the creases in the jeans bro
@@normanwilson9584 youre way too angry about something that has nothing to do with you. I was being serious, I do love the creases, it reminds me of being in the marines. Chill out. Youre going to have an aneurism.... 🤣🤣🤣 but thanks for the laugh though. People like you make me realize why we need comedy.
@@normanwilson9584 apology accepted my friend. Ive been there before.
All well dressed cowboys have creases in their jeans. They’re pressed, tight, and way too long, so you “stack” them over your boots.
Too true, too funny! TYVM!
That was pretty good. Worth subscribing 👍
Very funny. Love his fashion style.
Comedians always see things in a hypothetical situation. 😆 They always think of how things could turn out.
Matt Poochi
I guess they need to hypothesise both optimistically and pessimistically at the same time.
Schroedinger’s comedian.
I loved his "I'd rather you hit me than say such ugly things to me. She was lying." My husband and I were discussing men who hit their wives and I asked him, "Is the reason you don't hit me because you don't want to or because you know I would be history if you did." Dead serious, he said to me, 'I don't hit you because you'd beat the hell out of me if I did!" Gotta love that man! He's been dead for over 11 years but I still have to smile when I think of things he said and did. He kept me laughing for almost 31 years of our marriage and he still makes me laugh this long after he passed away.
Maryann Anderson I admire your honesty! I’ve been a widowed father for 10 years and have raised our son alone because we had goals set for our son. We had a great marriage and laughed at so many things. I just wished everyone experienced that in their marriage and sounds like you did. 😁
I have been single my whole life,and I am a chick, and I like it that way!
Terrific humor!😊
You dont know nothing about the power rangers 😂🤣
I went green and got rid of mine. Reduced my bs foot print by 100 percent.
Excellent...very funny..🤣😂😁👊
Funny stuff my friend....Funny!
🤣🤣💯 Can't wait to see you live happy new year #solong2020
Amen to that Brother!!!!@ Semper Fidelis,Oorah Carry on!!!
I told mine when I she turned 50 I was going to trade her in for two 25s she said they would kill me
Or send you back to her.
But what away to go, beats pissing yourself and dribbling looking out a window in a wheelchair at 80
You’re Hilarious!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Just subscribed 😁
I am not afraid of the devil
I've been married to his sister for 32years
At my house, it’s the sister who is the devil. I despise her.
She must have a sister because my brother is married to one that for years , I have referred to as the spawn of satan. You have my sympathy. Still hoping he gets a divorce.
@@leert2698 I misread the original. Yep, it’s my sister in law who hid her devil teeth. I think mine is the third sister in the litter. She’s beyond evil.
@@mangot589 I’ve made my own lousy choices so I’m not judging him, I just wish he would get a divorce and let us all have peace. She is certifiably crazy on top of being mean. Hope it works out on your side too. Have a good day.
Hilarious!!! At least us middle aged folks think so.
I got a tractor for my wife.... best trade I ever made.
I got a weed eater I feel shorted lll
I got a 5 month old daughter
I got a tractor for my wife but she just drives it around the yard.
😂😜😉
@@Peterbilt359 😂
I'd say that after your second divorce just be done with marriages. And always get a damn prenup folk's because it protects you in the off chance that it doesn't work... Anyways, I laughed the whole dann time and I thank you for that good sir. 🙏🙏🍻
Oh man this man is good.
Had me at “Power Rangers.” 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one liner:
When a woman turns 40 her husband turns her in for for two twenties.
what is the OUTro music? i like that song.
He needs to list that song in the credits
Why’d he shoot a car! Hahahahaha
Same woman for 36yrs, and don't want Covid-19 too take her away from us,
Is she sick?
Take care. Covid took my husband of 25 years. He was 52yo. Love her like their’s no tomorrow and never allow a small issue turn into an argument. Looking back I see so many of our problems had such easy solutions, if I had only thought about them in a different way. If I had only known we wouldn’t have the chance to grow old together, I wouldn’t have wasted a moment of our time together
I want to trade mine for a drama free life
When are you planning to come to Los Angeles
Yes I often wonder if someone else's child has sold me for a Bologna sandwich.
funny cowboy!
I wouldn’t swap my ‘32 Deuce roadster for another wife ! 😜
I have a great great grandfather who traded his wife for a canoe (he was Native American). I wonder if I could get just a nice Amazon gift card for mine.
Hahhahaha good day y’all
Make you a great deal !
He's good.
You rock. I love Americans.
2 of my ex's said my words hurt them more than actual fists that their ex's before me put on them.
They also said words matter more than actions.
Wamen logic is straight out mental gymnastics.
Pretty funny
Slow it down a little, good stuff
Funny funny
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Turned out she was lying 🤣🤣
What’s the name of band and song at the end of this clip?
400 horses Will Southern
@@WilliamLeeMartinComedy THANKS..reply is much appreciated! Funny material, never cave to the PC culture. Take care.
lmao
What’s the name of the song at the end
400 Horses Will Southern
@@WilliamLeeMartinComedy Thank You sir, I appreciate you responding.
Lol.
2:42
This dude is funny!!
Pay them to leave
Funny shit
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1:54
I love ❤️ this guy. So who’sleft.com
Who's left dot com.....Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
If it fly’s, floats, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent!🇺🇸
That was my joke -_-
Did you hear about the 23 year old blonde who divorced her billioinaire octogenarian husband?
Her friends were mystified. "Why are you divorcing him? He's going to die soon and you'd get all his money!"
She said, "I couldn't stand the thought of old age creeping up on me every night."
She gonna kill him.....what a way to go 😁😁😁
Where is he finding these "buddies"?🧐🤔
I tried to get my 7 year younger husband to go off with a younger woman. He's still around and doesn't even go out... I wanted to trade him in for a classic model. Guess I'll be stuck with a sports car I have to keep polished and garaged. Maybe a younger woman will come sniffing around eventually.
You poor soul. 😂
It’s not really comedy these days. It’s called truth
The best comedy is based on truth.
We laugh about it it , but the truth really is sad 😔.
I'd gladly trade in a 60 for a pair of 30s
Now come on.... one experienced woman is worth more then 5 younger ones....in my opinion that is
He’d probably be like that old dog who chased the car and then didn’t know what to DO with it‼️
Frankie Butler 🤣🤣🤣
: NO COMMENT.
Lease or rent
Never joke about hitting a woman
If you knew his Michelle, you'd know he never would have lived long enough to tell the story. (I don't know her, but I'm from the south and can make some deductions from what he didn't say.)
News flash, younger women think older men are nasty. We like your money but not you. Keep your wife. She actually loves you and accepts you. We smile in your face and roll out eyes at your limp pecker when you turn your back.
Keep your loyal wives
What I’m saying Doesn’t sound nice, but I’m being harsh to be nice and save you time, money, and heartbreak. Love you wives, because they’re loyal
The old men are too delusional to take your advice. They'll only figure it out after the young ones leave them broke or in a nursing home and dump them for a young man their own age. They'll still keep thinking with their limp, flaccid weenies though!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A good laugh is what we all need about now. Thanks
TRUMP🇺🇸2020
Yrs sir
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Who is the one person with no sense of humor that gave a 👎?
James Metalhead It was the 23 year old.
Those guys that want to marry 23 year olds.... Lol
That person was thinking; Dis i like
So glad I've never married and have no children equals no headache..
50 isnt middle age, people dont really live to 100. Spoiler alert
Pre nup
I trade my girl in right now
No you wouldn’t! You would want that old ride back before the weeks end! Lol
Then why don't you? Lol
How do you know she doesn't want to trade you in?
There is not 1 good reason for a man to get married.
Yeah man!! Lost my wife four years ago to cancer.
I will never get married again... ever!!!!!!
There's not one good reason for a woman to get married either!
@@pland3845 .....they don't think that.
I wish that ALL women thought the way you do, but since what you say, isn't true, most women are getting married so they can leach resources from the man, have kids as a means of extorting money from him, and setting themselves up for a big pay-out at a divorce.
They see marriage and kids as a retirement plan from the man's labor. Child suport, alimony, anti-man family courts, etc....
Why do you think women are always the ones trying to trap men into marriage and pregnancies?
But if all women actually belived that there's no good reason to get married, we'd all be better off.
@@pland3845 Amen!
@@billmers3219 ...I have never even met a divorced man that was interested in getting married again. But I have also never met a woman that was divorced, who wasn't willing to remarry.
I wonder why....
My husband gave me his truck and a house as his lovely parting gift!! Good riddance.
You can even import them from Eastern Europe.
Who's left . com lol
Why wuld anyone get married ....what exactly is the exclusive bennifits for a dewd to marry .... I get all i want before she asks for a ring then she gets mad and it ends then its NEXT
How does a woman get over a man that left her? She gets under another one.
@@Norm475
Yea and shes already been seeing the outher guy for a year while shes with you lol
@@Norm475
I get kick out of people in the way things are currently and they wont go back to the way it was when grandparents dated ...... Its 2021 and they think its a great idea to sign a legal document and then cosign on a house car credit card ect ect ..... All based on FEELINGS well feelings change like the wind there no such thing as unconditional love so then whoever thought this was a great idea stand in their s*** out of luck