@@ShadowHeartValentinequite a few linguistic generalized concepts don't act like a binary switch "it's a tree, and it's not", but a spectrum with the objects what are closer to the core of the definition (this prototypical entity, representing the generalized concept in speakers' minds), and objects that hang out at the periphery. Birds, nuts, trees, fruits, receptacles for liquids etc. It's really interesting!
@@anpruch for fish and trees, it both linguistic and taxonomic. Since "fish" is the best shape for free-swimming aquatic creatures, so many unrelated things have become fish. It's the same with trees, just that plants have drastic enough differences that we can reasonably argue about them. It really is pretty fun to learn about
@@TransDrummer1312 gender is a bit different, in my opinion. It's ambiguous, but it's more of a social construct than a linguistic problem. It can be studied in sociolinguistics, but it's still a question of identity (both personal and collective sometimes)
at first I thought this video was going to be some kind of mkwii tree analysis video essay, but when the counting began it started to feel like a setup to a punchline, but the video just kept on going and the whole thing ended up being played entirely straight. a truly kafkaesque video if I've ever seen one
Me too because he included "trust me, this is interesting" which is the same sentence as jan misali's thumbnail on his "how many mario games are there" video, which IS more like a video essay
yup. I am a biology student. Its actually crazy how weird taxonomie can be. Species were defined by similarities before we knew genetics, which means that parts of the category system are at least partially wrong, or that certain things are a little blurry, like the definition for trees. Thats why the taxonomie is always changing. For example, in the 90s, a scientist discovered that there are actually not 2 domains (procaryotes and eucaryotes), but actually 3. The 3rd on are the archaea, which have unique metabolism and are biochemically and genetically similar to eucaryotes, but they are single celled organisms without a nucleous, so scientists thought they were bacteria before biochemistry and genetics got good enough to test it that way.@@JoshuaRennig
After 6 months of grueling daily runs making no progress, he was able to get on a run with a pace never before seen, what happened next was simply unimaginable for earlier runners.
Home: were finally landing intensifies "however, Jotaro would go on to take a break from the game for a few months. in that time new speedrunners such as Joseph and polnareff would go on to set some close times but none were able to reach Jotaro's time. on april 19th, Kakyoin was able to get close with a 17:39 but not close enough."
@@The76532Now, you may think the world record at that time was nearly, perfect. No, no, you would be very wrong. What happened in the next days, would go on to change the All Trees speedrun forever. On February 29th, 2024, a person named 1minus1equals1 discovered a new glitch in Mario Kart Wii, something, that would blow the mind of some veteran runners of this category. *Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable* Let me present to you... (continue with silly glitch name)
@@The76532for 4 years, the world record remained untouched, and activity faded. the run was dead. but then, when everyone least expected it, a familiar face returned to reclaim his title and breathe new life into the legendary category. his name was iggy.
There's 7.06 trees on average per track in MKWii, with a standard deviation of 10.34. They're skewed positively at +2.20 and follow an exponential distribution quite closely.
@@cubinator3826Yes actually. Burned wood and stuff im general is full of minerals from the heat causing chemical reactions. This is true of forest fires too, at least non catastrophic ones. Natural forest fires actually cause explosions in ecosystem plant health within a generation or so. Volcanic ash is full of minerals from the mantle and crust, so it is even healthier. It replenishes the mineral content of soil that over a long period of time may be barren or becoming so.
I think you hypnotized me or something because I was so engrossed I didn't realize I was watching a man on the internet count trees in mario kart until like 120 trees in. I don't understand why it was so entertaining, but I want more so I'm subscribed now.
@thisismyname2185 they aren't trees since they don't have branches. therefore, they can't be categorized as trees. It is more like a giant herb or weed
@@lifionda5882 Yeah, exactly. I wanted to point out that. They should probably be left out of the speedrun if we want to be this an accurate "hitting every tree speedrun".
this video felt like i was sitting next to u on the couch as you attempted this. looking up from my art to be like "dang, man. that IS a lot of trees" as u explain this to me. felt very cozy, liked it a lot
i thought this would be some video essay about how the trees drove the community insane and there were some spooky mystery glitch trees that made this an extremely hard question to answer but no, this is literally just a video counting all the trees
0:27 PhD in botany here. Palms are actually considered as their own unique "growth form", separate from trees. So someone could shave off a lot of time in Mario Kart by taking a botanically correct definition of "tree"... 😎
The moral thing to do in this situation is to use MAX% rules. So this is a glitchless max tree% run, and if someone can somehow hit more trees than you without glitchess, their run is better than yours regardless of speed
lots of arguing over what counts as a glitch then. what if someone just takes a booster just right to clear the invisible walls and hit an "out of bounds" tree that still has collision? thats not a glitch, really, just exceeding what the devs thought possible.
Yeah i immediately became enraged at the fact that intangible and unreachable trees don't count But I understand the reasoning and he got my watch minutes all the same. Plus sub'd. Good attitude from creator
If I were to suspect something of being a tree, and it looked exactly like a tree, but when I tried to touch it to find out if it felt like a tree, my hand passed right through as if nothing were there, I would not conclude that this was an intangible tree, rather I would suspect there was not actually a tree there
Defining what a tree is in real life is hard too. Pine trees, apple trees, and palm trees are not closely related at all but they're all still considered trees
i was impressed & exhausted at the thought of counting all those trees, and then i saw how much more video was left and went wait.. this guy's gonna grind this???
This is a weirdly interesting concept. I’ve never sat down and asked “how many different types of trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?”, but I’m glad an answer exists. I guess my favourites are the sentient ones from the GCN tracks, but they’re usually not part of the map.
From the title I thought this was going to be an animation analysis or something like “these two are the same tree model, but one is shaded differently. They still count as one”. I didn’t even know tree-hitting speedruns were a thing 😭😭😭
What I learned from this video: 1. What is a tree 2. What counts as a tree 3. Game developers like trees 4. A rock isn’t a tree :0 I never knew this Bean thank U
there's something almost cute about a grown man playing mk, driving around as toadette and bonking into trees to count them all? idk but it was very entertaining 😊
Honestly, you don't have to put "trust me, this is interesting" in a thumbnail with a video concept like this. The strange concept alone is enough for me to watch
There should be a glitchless category and a glitches allowed category, but for the glitches allowed category you have to touch all the glitch-only trees too.
1:02 I love that you said "resembles" a tree while showing a palm tree, because they're not botanically trees. I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but it was neat either way.
Communicating information in novel and efficient ways is the tried and true best past time in human history, and video essays like this are a piece of that linguistic history in the making
I genuinely love when I see a gaming video in my feed from someone I'm not subbed to that has to reassure how interesting the topic actually is in the thumbnail.
Is this a parody of the jon Misali How Many Mario Games Are There (I promise this is interesting)? It really seems like it throughout the intro and its hilarious, especially the defining a tree section.
I honestly thought it was Jan Misali at first due to the thumbnail, the Mario-game related counting, and the trees (which feature in Jan Misali’s greatest video, ‘here’s tree’)
I want an hour long video of you counting trees in different games and being surprised by how many or how few there are to fall asleep to. This is strangely calming to me.
ngl i clicked on this video expecting incredibly boring/mundane background noise to listen to while drawing. 36 minutes later and my canvas is still blank & I'm subbed! Great vid!
I feel like a 32 track tree% would be really interesting. Like, finish all races, whilst touching every tree. Would avoid level menu movement, backtracking on some courses, and would make the kart choice much more varied
My best friend is a biology major. Palm trees are scientifically categorized as a grass. The are not, in fact, trees. You're welcome. Also, wait until this man hears about Pot Rolling in RoR2. Goodbye 80 hours of your life.
@@HoosierMan1816while they are tree-like botanically speaking they are closer related to grasses than they are other trees, they also dont grow like any tree
It'd be fascinating to see how people angle themselves to hit consecutive trees, like if the desert series can be chain-hit somehow. That'd shave a looooot of time off!
This video feels like something my friends would ask in a discord call at 2AM, then proceed to play said game and manually count each tree. It's unconventionally interesting, scratching that weirdly specific itch I never knew I even had.
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Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a UA-cam channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content.
ua-cam.com/users/beanzard64
Hello Bean
Hola bean
bonjour bean
konichiwa bean
Part 2 where you explore the maximum amount of trees out of bounds and tress with no collision you could reach with real players and with TAS
I honestly would not have clicked if you didn't put "Trust me, this is interesting" in the thumbnail lol
Same here
fr
same actually lol
Fr
Jan misali meta for real
Just so you know, the thumbnail works, i mainly clicked because of the "trust me this is interesting"
It worked on me too. Now I know of the speedrun subcategory "all tree".
Same Pretty bored while here tho lol
It's a play on a jan misali thumbnail where he counted how many Mario games there are.
Real
Same dawg same
What I learned from this video:
1. Game developers like putting tress in games
2. A rock is not a tree
3. Mario Kart has a lot of trees
What i couldn't learn from the video:-
What the fuck counts as a tree?
@@fero_art does the object that your looking at have a hitbox? because if so your on the right path, otherwise i'm lost at the next step
@@DocDocGoose15 no tresspassing
@@YoloYester94 no trees-passing
What I learned is that there are challenges in some games to touch all trees
It’s funny you asked “what is a tree” since even in real life, biologists don’t have a consensus on what counts as a tree.
It's just like fish. If it's fish shaped, it's a fish. No matter how unrelated they all are
@@ShadowHeartValentinequite a few linguistic generalized concepts don't act like a binary switch "it's a tree, and it's not", but a spectrum with the objects what are closer to the core of the definition (this prototypical entity, representing the generalized concept in speakers' minds), and objects that hang out at the periphery. Birds, nuts, trees, fruits, receptacles for liquids etc. It's really interesting!
@@anpruch for fish and trees, it both linguistic and taxonomic. Since "fish" is the best shape for free-swimming aquatic creatures, so many unrelated things have become fish. It's the same with trees, just that plants have drastic enough differences that we can reasonably argue about them. It really is pretty fun to learn about
@@anpruchjust like gender lol
@@TransDrummer1312 gender is a bit different, in my opinion. It's ambiguous, but it's more of a social construct than a linguistic problem. It can be studied in sociolinguistics, but it's still a question of identity (both personal and collective sometimes)
at first I thought this video was going to be some kind of mkwii tree analysis video essay, but when the counting began it started to feel like a setup to a punchline, but the video just kept on going and the whole thing ended up being played entirely straight. a truly kafkaesque video if I've ever seen one
Why did I trust him
Me too because he included "trust me, this is interesting" which is the same sentence as jan misali's thumbnail on his "how many mario games are there" video, which IS more like a video essay
Don't worry! Since a bunch of different plant species independently evolved into trees, scientists also struggle to define what a tree is!
scientists, you mean like someone who practices the scientific method?
@@JoshuaRennigSpecifically biologists who specialize in taxonomy.
Don't worry! Jay eazy drops-
yup. I am a biology student. Its actually crazy how weird taxonomie can be. Species were defined by similarities before we knew genetics, which means that parts of the category system are at least partially wrong, or that certain things are a little blurry, like the definition for trees. Thats why the taxonomie is always changing. For example, in the 90s, a scientist discovered that there are actually not 2 domains (procaryotes and eucaryotes), but actually 3. The 3rd on are the archaea, which have unique metabolism and are biochemically and genetically similar to eucaryotes, but they are single celled organisms without a nucleous, so scientists thought they were bacteria before biochemistry and genetics got good enough to test it that way.@@JoshuaRennig
@@newmeta2668Taxonomy? There are taxes in biology?
"i dont think there are any trees on this track" proceeds to have a 3rd of the trees found so far
How has no one replied to this yet?
Maybe it's because there are so many they aren't memorable.
The denouncement of Stalin and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
@@ValaAssistantdenouncement of yo mama
@@Theeclarencebirdholy moly 😲
this is definitely the beginning of a 3 hours long Summoning Salt WR history video
Everyone thought that Popi69's run was unbeatable, but then, xXILikeSoupXx did the unthinkable...
After 6 months of grueling daily runs making no progress, he was able to get on a run with a pace never before seen, what happened next was simply unimaginable for earlier runners.
Home: were finally landing intensifies
"however, Jotaro would go on to take a break from the game for a few months. in that time new speedrunners such as Joseph and polnareff would go on to set some close times but none were able to reach Jotaro's time. on april 19th, Kakyoin was able to get close with a 17:39 but not close enough."
@@The76532Now, you may think the world record at that time was nearly, perfect. No, no, you would be very wrong. What happened in the next days, would go on to change the All Trees speedrun forever. On February 29th, 2024, a person named 1minus1equals1 discovered a new glitch in Mario Kart Wii, something, that would blow the mind of some veteran runners of this category.
*Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable*
Let me present to you...
(continue with silly glitch name)
@@The76532for 4 years, the world record remained untouched, and activity faded. the run was dead. but then, when everyone least expected it, a familiar face returned to reclaim his title and breathe new life into the legendary category. his name was iggy.
What truly makes a tree is collision and resemblance, a true master of biology.
Biologists everywhere asking why they didn't think of this.
💯
That blue thing on top of the ice is a tree, maybe the bottom part sunk into ocean or something
And needs to be reachable without glitches
"First thing first"
Me: a sponsor
Bean: what is a tree
Next question: how many grains of sand are on gba shy guy beach
You could actually find that out if you know the length of the car and how many grains of sand are in a said length of beach.
3
At least six
Count how many sand is here, Omega
@@klausi5555 What did you do that for!? It's gonna take him eons!
There's 7.06 trees on average per track in MKWii, with a standard deviation of 10.34. They're skewed positively at +2.20 and follow an exponential distribution quite closely.
soon the entire game will be nothing but trees😔
I just finished my exams don't make me think about this again
this is the most important information i’ve read all day
Have you been diagnosed as well?
@@___AVARICE___ Diagnosed as a statistician 😎
It’s funny that a lot of trees are on the desolate lava wasteland.
Grumble Volcano is one giant reference to World 8 from New Super Mario Bros. so it makes sense because World 8-1 is set in a haunted forest.
@@hypanusamericanus9058 thanks for informing me, I didn’t know that
On top of that, volcanic ash is very nutrious for plants, so it kinda makes sense.
@@lily_littleangel wait, really?!
@@cubinator3826Yes actually. Burned wood and stuff im general is full of minerals from the heat causing chemical reactions. This is true of forest fires too, at least non catastrophic ones. Natural forest fires actually cause explosions in ecosystem plant health within a generation or so. Volcanic ash is full of minerals from the mantle and crust, so it is even healthier. It replenishes the mineral content of soil that over a long period of time may be barren or becoming so.
Naming yourself the Lorax is actually so hidden and great
I noticed that too but never paid it any mind. Now it’s hilarious.
This video is the first thing I'm showing a medieval peasant when we finally invent time travel
I think you hypnotized me or something because I was so engrossed I didn't realize I was watching a man on the internet count trees in mario kart until like 120 trees in. I don't understand why it was so entertaining, but I want more so I'm subscribed now.
Thanks haha
It is truly very comforting and engaging for some reason...
I had no clue that a tree had to obviously resemble a tree to be a tree, Thank you for the information!
Do tree shaped rocks count?
iirc palm trees are not trees, but they are tree shaped, so they count
@thisismyname2185 they aren't trees since they don't have branches. therefore, they can't be categorized as trees. It is more like a giant herb or weed
@@lifionda5882 Yeah, exactly. I wanted to point out that. They should probably be left out of the speedrun if we want to be this an accurate "hitting every tree speedrun".
this video felt like i was sitting next to u on the couch as you attempted this. looking up from my art to be like "dang, man. that IS a lot of trees" as u explain this to me. felt very cozy, liked it a lot
Glad you enjoyed (-:
+
When you sit next to your mkwii obsessed brother with autism:
i thought this would be some video essay about how the trees drove the community insane and there were some spooky mystery glitch trees that made this an extremely hard question to answer but no, this is literally just a video counting all the trees
0:27 PhD in botany here. Palms are actually considered as their own unique "growth form", separate from trees. So someone could shave off a lot of time in Mario Kart by taking a botanically correct definition of "tree"... 😎
About 73 of those trees are palms if y'all wondering
FINALLY! someone said it!!
I was thinking that too. Didn't know but felt like a palm tree wasn't really a tree...
@@CainXVIIUnlike true trees, they don’t have an internal ring structure you can use to determine their age. That’s the main way to tell them apart.
This makes me sick to my stomach idk why. What do you mean a palm tree isn’t a tree my life is a lie
Fun fact: trees are made out of wood and leaves!
Lies
I thought they were made of polygons
Nah bro. Trees are made out of trees. Duh. 🙄
NOWAYING
Leaves? Where?
The moral thing to do in this situation is to use MAX% rules. So this is a glitchless max tree% run, and if someone can somehow hit more trees than you without glitchess, their run is better than yours regardless of speed
I really think this idea is the best way to go about it, max% all the way!! 🎉
lots of arguing over what counts as a glitch then. what if someone just takes a booster just right to clear the invisible walls and hit an "out of bounds" tree that still has collision? thats not a glitch, really, just exceeding what the devs thought possible.
I agree that not doing this would be immoral and would make whoever did it a bad person
@@theSatoout of bounds is a glitch
Max tree% no OOB, glitchless
Does this count as self harm
As a psychology student, can confirm that yes it is
Yes
you guys are rookies fr
This made me chuckle out loud
@@CleverUsername69420does being a psychology student count as self half?
bro really said "trust me, this is interesting" and its just him counting trees 😭😭
yea im not watching that
@@notnoaintno5134 Casual
Is there something not interesting about that?
inventing a speedrun category and running it is such a W
you'd think that with the amount of times I've gone careening into a tree as a kid, it would be easier to hit every tree in the game
I think the more accurate question answered here is “How many TANGIBLE trees are there in MKWii?”
Yeah i immediately became enraged at the fact that intangible and unreachable trees don't count
But I understand the reasoning and he got my watch minutes all the same. Plus sub'd. Good attitude from creator
@@ianmoore5502thank you for giving me the mental image of someone raging over intangible trees
If I were to suspect something of being a tree, and it looked exactly like a tree, but when I tried to touch it to find out if it felt like a tree, my hand passed right through as if nothing were there, I would not conclude that this was an intangible tree, rather I would suspect there was not actually a tree there
Yeah maybe just putting an asterisk * in the title and then explaining it in the vid would be alright
I had no idea that "all tree" was a speedrun category
Defining what a tree is in real life is hard too. Pine trees, apple trees, and palm trees are not closely related at all but they're all still considered trees
Actually, palm trees are not considered trees, just tree-like, because of the fact they don’t have a vascular cambium or wood.
Also bambú
Also particularly large cactus, apparently, while regular or small are called shrubs.
In my gardening mobile game the category is called “large plants” so I think calling all those trees even is a bit controversial
@@Abby_Liuwhat game is that?
i was impressed & exhausted at the thought of counting all those trees, and then i saw how much more video was left and went wait.. this guy's gonna grind this???
Well done, Bean. You've touched a lot of trees. But now I think it's time you went outside and touched some grass
This is a weirdly interesting concept. I’ve never sat down and asked “how many different types of trees are there in Mario Kart Wii?”, but I’m glad an answer exists. I guess my favourites are the sentient ones from the GCN tracks, but they’re usually not part of the map.
it for some reason really made me think about the game design XD
I came into this at 0.25 speed so I really enjoyed “Tttrrrreeeeeeessssss.”
The important questions
Hey cutie 😘
Hold up, ain’t this Nathaniel B?
I would never expect to see u here, but I’m really happy. I love your channel!
From the title I thought this was going to be an animation analysis or something like “these two are the same tree model, but one is shaded differently. They still count as one”. I didn’t even know tree-hitting speedruns were a thing 😭😭😭
The pure essence of Nintendo essays "But first, what IS a tree?"
This is my favorite genre of youtube: obscure/absurdly-useless retro video game facts from youtuber I've never met before. SUBBED
I just took 9000 psychic damage hearing Mario Kart Wii called “retro”. I was already an adult when it released. :(
@@Waffletigercat I just assume if it's "x" console generations ago: then it's retro. I don't have solid numbers on that :(
I'm sorry!!
@@gonegogone Honestly, I think most people would consider it retro these days. But it still hurt to hear. lol
@@Waffletigercat That's faaaair. lmao I'm just used to my faves being retro
exactly
I can't believe i have sat for 35 minutes watching a man bump into trees on mario kart and enjoyed it
the trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed
What I learned from this video:
1. What is a tree
2. What counts as a tree
3. Game developers like trees
4. A rock isn’t a tree :0
I never knew this Bean thank U
Happy to help
@@beanzard64I thought rocks were trees!
“What are you watching?”
“…it’s complicated”
Alternative Title: Mario Kart Tree
Mario Kart Trii*
Mario Kart Twii*
"Yes! It doesn't have collision! It doesn't count as a tree!" -George of the Jungle
"For something to count as a tree it needs to obviously resemble a tree." This is content right there.
The thumbnail made me think this was going to be an in-depth game analysis but honestly this was fun too
this is the best 2 am video i have ever watched and i mean that in the absolute best way possible. super entertaining
Thanks haha
"It's 2am, I should get some sleep"
UA-cam:
“It’s 3:45 here, I have stuff to do in the morning, I should go to bed.”
UA-cam:
440 am so i win
It is indeed 2am at the moment
It’s 1:58am, you guessed it perfectly
Can't wait for the Jan Misali collab, "How many trees are there in the Super Mario Series?"
the new youtube meta is just put "this video is intersting" in the thumbnail
the definition of a tree actually applies to trees irl as well!
« After bonking himself thousands and millions time into trees, he finally got this run »
- Summoning Salt probably
there's something almost cute about a grown man playing mk, driving around as toadette and bonking into trees to count them all? idk but it was very entertaining 😊
woah
C-cute?
wowzers
im so confused at the replies to this 😅
Mommy 😮
Honestly, you don't have to put "trust me, this is interesting" in a thumbnail with a video concept like this. The strange concept alone is enough for me to watch
That was the thing that made me click
i would've never clicked without that part
I also wouldn’t have watched without that part
I wouldn't have, either. I wish I hadn't. This was exactly as uninteresting as it seemed. 😑
@@Thylonicussame.
There should be a glitchless category and a glitches allowed category, but for the glitches allowed category you have to touch all the glitch-only trees too.
That was my first though when he said glitches too
I was in a really bad headspace before watching this video, now I'm giggling because of trees in mario kart. So thank you ♡😂 love your energy
1:02 I love that you said "resembles" a tree while showing a palm tree, because they're not botanically trees. I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but it was neat either way.
Can't wait for the summoning salt video 5 years from now.
I never knew driving into trees could be so entertaining, cool video!
Thank you!
Communicating information in novel and efficient ways is the tried and true best past time in human history, and video essays like this are a piece of that linguistic history in the making
This is beautiful
I genuinely love when I see a gaming video in my feed from someone I'm not subbed to that has to reassure how interesting the topic actually is in the thumbnail.
I'm just impressed how this person made a 36 minute video about trees.
Is this a parody of the jon Misali How Many Mario Games Are There (I promise this is interesting)? It really seems like it throughout the intro and its hilarious, especially the defining a tree section.
I honestly thought it was Jan Misali at first due to the thumbnail, the Mario-game related counting, and the trees (which feature in Jan Misali’s greatest video, ‘here’s tree’)
I want an hour long video of you counting trees in different games and being surprised by how many or how few there are to fall asleep to. This is strangely calming to me.
Yesss I was going to say this is oddly unintentional ASMR! Without the music I'd be snoozing rn
Count sheep
I love the Wii noises you edited in for the text and bumping into stuff. Great detail
Thanks!
you broke my trust. i will never believe you again.
2:58 “keep track” I see what you did there 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀LMAOOOOOOOO
there is at least one tree
This is true
ngl i clicked on this video expecting incredibly boring/mundane background noise to listen to while drawing.
36 minutes later and my canvas is still blank & I'm subbed! Great vid!
Thank you! Glad you liked the video (:
We need a tas of this.
Someone is working on it
tree assisted speedrun
My OCD focusing on how each track takes an extra minute on average to count the tries as the track gets further down the list
Very good idea for a video.
I love trees, I use them to breathe.😁
Wait you use the trees themselves to breath and not just the oxygen from them?
@@Daymare19 yeah bro I’m an alien.
@@cubinator3826 nice
Slurping that O2 right outta them leaves.
@@emdove yessir
toad: toadette, why are you so bruised?
toadette: oh...uhmm...I like trees
I was hoping for a 36 minute video about how many trees are in Mario Kart Wii, thank god it’s here
worth noting that i was persuaded by the thumbnail
I can't believe I spent the last half hour of my shift listening to a guy count trees in mario kart
I feel like a 32 track tree% would be really interesting. Like, finish all races, whilst touching every tree. Would avoid level menu movement, backtracking on some courses, and would make the kart choice much more varied
I agree, kinda miss the race being finished, or at least the lap
2:27 sir a toadette has hit the 2nd tree
I consider this to be a non-canon but distinct entry of the “How Many Super Mario Games Are There?”series
(Seriously tho this is a nice video)
Thank you!
I always love videos that start by a definition. You're a pro.
This is easily a video I will rewatch for years to come. Thank you
Glad you enjoyed it!
“Hit all the trees speedrunning” - me playing disc golf
maple treeway not in first?! well, i suppose having the hardest tree to access is a first place achievement...
Treedrun.
That is so clever haha
My best friend is a biology major. Palm trees are scientifically categorized as a grass. The are not, in fact, trees. You're welcome.
Also, wait until this man hears about Pot Rolling in RoR2. Goodbye 80 hours of your life.
I just spent the better half of an hour watching a man count *trees*. Peak UA-cam right here. Time well spent.
Did you know that palm "trees" are actually a type of grass?
That's a myth. Some palms have wood and some produce fruit. Grass doesn't do either.
@@HoosierMan1816while they are tree-like botanically speaking they are closer related to grasses than they are other trees, they also dont grow like any tree
@@HoosierMan1816 you're a myth
@@Pixel-Jam soooo... not grass
Lets call em palm trass instead
It'd be fascinating to see how people angle themselves to hit consecutive trees, like if the desert series can be chain-hit somehow. That'd shave a looooot of time off!
its funny how you can even make a video about trees in a mariokart game super entertaining, keep it up :)
Thanks man!
bro started off a 36 minute long video documentary about trees with the sentence: "Trees."
What a power move
I just watched a man going insane counting trees on Mario Kart wii for 36 minutes and now I’m subscribed to said man
I think we all need some help
Drunk driving be like
Now touch trees on every custom track in this game
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This video feels like something my friends would ask in a discord call at 2AM, then proceed to play said game and manually count each tree. It's unconventionally interesting, scratching that weirdly specific itch I never knew I even had.
You got me with that thumbnail and I must say, it definitely WAS interesting, thumbs up. I will watch another video xD 👍
You can find a youtube documentary on anything.
Adding to my list along with Simpsons Season 7 DVD box, & which way is the Krusty Krab.
Is there a UA-cam documentary on UA-cam documentaries?
"touch grass" was taken to the limit here - nice video :D
I just saved this video for when I eat, I’m gonna trust you, you better not ruin my break.
edit: great video, had a nice break.
I’m really happy you didn’t get in the rabbit hole of the real life “what is a tree?”. You’ve already suffered enough
Unfortunately it was my first thought 😔