7:55 - Steel Panther (heavy metal rules) 10:53 - Static X (wisconsin death trip) 13:41 - Opeth (still life) 16:30 - Primus (the desaturating seven) 19:47 - RATM (Rage Against The Machine) 20:30 - Pantera (vulgar display of power) 25:20 - Alice in Chains (dirt) 28:10 - koRn (the nothing) 30:22 - Iron Maiden (somewhere in time) 34:45 - Megadeth (peace sells) 37:10 - Slayer (reign in blood) 39:56 - MetallicA (and justice for all) 43:10 - Tool (undertow)
I was able to see Pantera in the mid 90s 3 times at the height of their touring during Vulgar Display and Great Southern Trendkill albums. Still get goosebumps thinking about it. Anselmos voice is one of a kind and Dimebag was a wizard on the guit. Rip Dime 🤘💀🤘
As a metal head and asmr addict, you, my friend, are my favorite! Love your asmr videos! And you are the only man who looks good-looking with long and short hair with and without mustaches and beards 👍🏻 stay with metal 🤘🏻
I'm so jealous of your hair, dude. I've been letting mine grow for almost 18 months now, and it's not even close to looking as awesome as yours. Imagine headbanging with Rift's hair. That would be a dream come true. (EDIT: So many replies! Thanks for the support, guys!) (EDIT 2; November 2022: Okay, my hair is long now. Took a bloody long time though.)
I'm a person that listens to every type of music, it's all good to me. But I have to say that metal is my all time favorite genre of music. Thank you for this, E.R.
pls correct if i got any wrong 7:50 - Steel Panther (Heavy Metal Rules) 10:47 - Static-X (Wisconsin Death Trip) 13:38 - Opeth (Still Life) 16:30 - Primus (The Desaturating Seventh) 19:27 - Rage Against The Machine (Self-Titled) 22:20 - Pantera (Vulgar Display of Power) 25:16 - Alice in Chains (Dirt) 27:43 - Korn (The Nothing) 30:31 - Iron Maiden (Somewhere in TIme) 34:42 - Megadeth (Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?) 37:00 - Slayer (Reign in Blood) 39:40 - Metallica (...And Justice for All) 43:01 - Tool (Undertow)
It's no secret how much I love Margaret. Now with that being said, this character is a close second. I also love heavy metal and being without a moustache with long hair in this further adds to the theme of this video beautifully. Each video I enjoy for it's own reasons and this is no different.
@@damianandpika3807 Yes great point! However she also loves her husband, her shovel, her garden, and us as well. Everyone should be loved in my opinion, characters included.
Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, Death, Six Feet Under, Paradise Lost, (old) Metallica, Mayhem, Meshuggah, Type O Negative, Strigoi, Old Sepultura etc.
Makes me happy to see Steel Panther, Static X and Opeth getting some recognition in this video. All great bands that I feel are underrated and deserve more attention.
Gonna have to be careful man if that metal's too heavy you're gonna suffer from arthritis or something. Also the Nothing Man is growing ever more disappointed over the fact that you have long hair (he wants you to not have any), but that's kinda his problem
THE FIRST ONE WAS STEEL PANTHER!! I’m freaking dying rn. Also, could you imagine rift cruisin down the street listening to Gods of P***y with his windows down. that would be a sight to behold
I must say your collection is most impressive. The heavy metal man is probably one of my favourite ER characters. He looks like he belongs in a metal band with the hair and beard too 🤘😆 4:35 "You can call me what you will" Wherever I may roam - Metallica
Dude! Love this. My biggest passion is music and metal is just the best genre, I'm a huge thrash fan. Your taste in music is immaculate and this was really rad!
This is literally the only UA-camr on this whole entire platform that makes me excited to see ads you really do put in so much effort into videos you deserve the ad revenue
Imagine a world where Chris Poland didn't have a drug addiction and stayed in the band. I simply can not imagine Countdown to extinction and Rust in peace without the Japanese style lead guitars. Two of the best records in thrash metal history that fused western and eastern styles together.
Wisconsin Death Trip is such an incredible album. I've yet to find a band that has quite the same tight, sharp, half-restrained half-rampaging sound as early Static-X.
Pantera is the greatest metal band of all time. The amount of aggression and solid riffs they released in 10 years takes most bands decades to rival if they even come close. Edit: don't get me wrong, Megadeth is an amazingly close second, they're the band that got me into metal. But i mean... Pantera..
I’ve only recently gotten into metal so I came to this remote corner to ask for recommendations on bands. I came here from mick Gordon and that’s who I credit to introducing me to a fresh start
Please The Swear Word Man You never actually say them, you just have sheets of paper with the word on it and explain the meaning of the word and how bad it is Like (Paper with the word "shit" on it) "This is a rank 2 swear blah blah blah it's used a comparison word, like something's good as it, or it's holy blah blah blah it's also used as a synonym for fecle matter"
Ephemeral Riffs
LUL
Hear soon on Stoned Meadow of Doom!
That made me giggle.
You can always guarantee that you'll find a quality pun in Uncle E's comment section
Damn I was gonna comment this.. Well goodnight.
"Imagine, if you will, a world where heavy metal is banned"
I most certainly will not.
imagining that is a sin
I already do not want to imagine a world without snacks, but without Heavy Metal ? why do i have to imagine a nightmare
imagine if you will a world without the new world order
Rare Rare now then, that is big brain. Enslave the NWO
νοικοκυρης NOOOOOOO!
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He bring the metal bacc
It’s too deep
Draven Xander i feel it should be blacc imstead of bacc its just funnier that way
@@tahaiftikharneedsattention7318 It's really not.
Never been away
He makes us fade to blacc
7:55 - Steel Panther (heavy metal rules)
10:53 - Static X (wisconsin death trip)
13:41 - Opeth (still life)
16:30 - Primus (the desaturating seven)
19:47 - RATM (Rage Against The Machine)
20:30 - Pantera (vulgar display of power)
25:20 - Alice in Chains (dirt)
28:10 - koRn (the nothing)
30:22 - Iron Maiden (somewhere in time)
34:45 - Megadeth (peace sells)
37:10 - Slayer (reign in blood)
39:56 - MetallicA (and justice for all)
43:10 - Tool (undertow)
I would you say your a metalheads to?
🤘🤘🤘
And a King Diamond shirt 🤘
22:22 Pantera (Vulgar Display of Power)
undertow, not undertoe
ER: "Imagine-"
Me: "IF YOU WILL!!"
A PART POST APOCALYPTIC, PART DISTOPIAN WORLD WHERE SOMETHING GOT BANNED!!
The steel panther joke actually made me chuckle a bit.
What joke? Don't you know that Steel Panther happens to be one of the most influential metal bands ever?!
@@Bamster-ju1oe I think, it's sarcasm
Of course it's a joke, guys. Steel Panther formed in 2000. There's no way in hell they're pioneers of anything. Lol.
ShadyShadok shut the fuck up
@@erichkaufmann5284 woah man, it was just a joke
This video is so relaxing it made me Fade to Black
Sad but True
In the eye of tornado
W
I just hope that after watching this, I don't Wake Up Dead.
@@georgeheilman885 i mean now that were dead ur kinda to late with that
I was able to see Pantera in the mid 90s 3 times at the height of their touring during Vulgar Display and Great Southern Trendkill albums. Still get goosebumps thinking about it. Anselmos voice is one of a kind and Dimebag was a wizard on the guit. Rip Dime 🤘💀🤘
And Vinny RIP
Metal Licka RIP Vinnie
Wish I could have seen ‘em live! You lucky son of a bitch you, I met Phil backstage at a meet and greet at a Superjoint show. Surreal
Would kill to have dimbebags rebel guitar 🤘🏻
As a metal head and asmr addict, you, my friend, are my favorite! Love your asmr videos! And you are the only man who looks good-looking with long and short hair with and without mustaches and beards 👍🏻 stay with metal 🤘🏻
Are you my long lost twin?oh wait your years older than me
@@brianstabile165 i'm an old pal haha you can be my long lost sibling maybe? hahahaha 🤣
@@itsmelisaden ok
Appreciator of the loud and the quiet.
the DUALITY of a man
8:13 I was so prepared for Black Sabbath that I died of shock and laughter once Steel Panther was in the mix.
I’m a simple man. I see heavy metal. I click video
Me2
Was that pun intended
@sUwUicide and just what do you mean by that?
@tOwOxic Fuck you too.
So you're not simple man
You are special man
This dude has great taste in music
me: **wakes up and see rift posted**
also me: goodnight
Literally me rn aswell lol night 😁
ghoulowo hahahahagahaha funny and original comment 😂😂😂😂😂🥵😭🥵💩
kidd ikr totally original definitely do not see it on every single asmr video ever 4+ times on each vid which all hundreds of likes its great!!!!!!
I'm so jealous of your hair, dude. I've been letting mine grow for almost 18 months now, and it's not even close to looking as awesome as yours.
Imagine headbanging with Rift's hair. That would be a dream come true.
(EDIT: So many replies! Thanks for the support, guys!)
(EDIT 2; November 2022: Okay, my hair is long now. Took a bloody long time though.)
I had a hair like him... It is good, you will see.
The hair will become reality
Same bruv it just won't growww
The hair collection presses has begun
I need short hair if I let my hair grow I end up looking like a hobo
Next episode: The Weed Man
I should start a channel 😂😂
Please Rift!!
Next episode. The poop dealer
@@larrythecucumber4359 not bad, not bad at all
Where the weedman at? 🤔
I'm a person that listens to every type of music, it's all good to me. But I have to say that metal is my all time favorite genre of music. Thank you for this, E.R.
何 Nani? And I hate when “multiple genres fans” crap all over metal
何 Nani? Sorry if that seemed like an Attack. You are right toxic metal heads are super annoying
How many RP you can do?
ER: Yes.
pls correct if i got any wrong
7:50 - Steel Panther (Heavy Metal Rules)
10:47 - Static-X (Wisconsin Death Trip)
13:38 - Opeth (Still Life)
16:30 - Primus (The Desaturating Seventh)
19:27 - Rage Against The Machine (Self-Titled)
22:20 - Pantera (Vulgar Display of Power)
25:16 - Alice in Chains (Dirt)
27:43 - Korn (The Nothing)
30:31 - Iron Maiden (Somewhere in TIme)
34:42 - Megadeth (Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?)
37:00 - Slayer (Reign in Blood)
39:40 - Metallica (...And Justice for All)
43:01 - Tool (Undertow)
It's no secret how much I love Margaret. Now with that being said, this character is a close second. I also love heavy metal and being without a moustache with long hair in this further adds to the theme of this video beautifully. Each video I enjoy for it's own reasons and this is no different.
she loves the nut mans nuts though
@@damianandpika3807 Yes great point! However she also loves her husband, her shovel, her garden, and us as well. Everyone should be loved in my opinion, characters included.
Pantera, Maiden, Opeth, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica, Nuclear Assault, Testament, Exodus, etc! ❤
Dio, AcDc, ManOWar, def leppard, Aerosmith, GnR, HaleStorm, Krokus (alot like ACDC) Volbeat, FFDP
Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, Death, Six Feet Under, Paradise Lost, (old) Metallica, Mayhem, Meshuggah, Type O Negative, Strigoi, Old Sepultura etc.
@@theforgottenone7277 Yes yes yes! Don't forget Sabbath!
Whitechapel, dyscarnate, Vader, behemoth, enslaved, mayhem, necrot, cattle decap, Lorna shore
Megadeth, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne, Halestorm, Korn, AC/DC, Avenged Sevenfold 🤟
"imagine, if you will"
Oh sshit, here we go again
8:55 lol. Those song titles yes!
Steel Panther, heavy metal legends! lol I was expecting some Black Sabbath or something but this is hilarious.
Also I’m extremely happy to see Primus.
Primus sucks! ^_^
Pretentious bass wankery bruh
@@toppat this translates to the first one sucks, which is funny
We need a witcher roleplay
Bard ER >.>
no. We need Avatar 2 dammit
Er would make an amazing Geralt
fuck
@Read ASMR i like his work a lot but e.r.'s voice and hair kinda remind me of geralt
This man proves ANYTHING can be made into asmr!
wow i didn't even notice the
shave
it's been a long time since i've actually seen ER's upper lip.
Imagine a world where asmr would be blasting heavy metal in your ears
I don't have to imagine
That mustache truly was ephemeral
Yea, he needs those back.
AP English for the win.
Makes me happy to see Steel Panther, Static X and Opeth getting some recognition in this video. All great bands that I feel are underrated and deserve more attention.
Gonna have to be careful man if that metal's too heavy you're gonna suffer from arthritis or something. Also the Nothing Man is growing ever more disappointed over the fact that you have long hair (he wants you to not have any), but that's kinda his problem
Yeah i got progressively heavier and heavier with my metal from like 5 years old to now, now im 16 with back problems lmao
Everywhere I go...I see No.'s face...
I thought he'll pull out Gold, Titanium, Iron, Cobalt, etc... :D but i love this too! Thanks Uncle E.
Sick NA-sty next he’ll have to do the metals man 😂
Sick NA-sty Just some good metal music in my time of desperate need and want.
THE FIRST ONE WAS STEEL PANTHER!! I’m freaking dying rn.
Also, could you imagine rift cruisin down the street listening to Gods of P***y with his windows down. that would be a sight to behold
Seeing Alice In Chains was the best thing ever. Favorite band of all time
Absolutely, great middle ground between metal and grunge
them bones
Would?
same hear bro
The Rift's episodes about music and movies are the BEST.
The last record shop was my all time favourite.
0:03 by John Lennon
April fools day should be the scream man, he sells contained screams, so while he is whispering, the loudest screams play in the background
Doom Eternal comes out in March. He could use some inspiration from that. 😈
Yes!
I *immensely* like this
You know it's a good episode if it starts with "imagine, if you will"
I never knew Dax Shepard was such a metalhead
The Names of the Steel Panther songs are the best names I've ever heard.
I must say your collection is most impressive. The heavy metal man is probably one of my favourite ER characters.
He looks like he belongs in a metal band with the hair and beard too 🤘😆
4:35 "You can call me what you will"
Wherever I may roam - Metallica
I cannot REFUSE/RESIST the tingle
Always love it when the Heavy Metal Man comes back!
41:15 he says Cliff Burton died in his early 30s when in reality he died in his early 20s
Rip Cliff Burton
soooo...in an alternative universe Tipper Gore won?
I think that universe is called Hell.
I was expecting him to make a Tipper Gore joke
I feel like in that universe, GWAR would basically rule the world
Tbh, Tipper Gore sounds like it should be a heavy metal band name or something, too bad it's a title taken by a Karen 😕
This is the most metal asmr I've heard.
Dave mustaine would be proud
Nic Berthold Dave Mustaine Is The best
I feel hurt when he puts Metallica and Megadeth in one 😬 But great video though
Dude! Love this. My biggest passion is music and metal is just the best genre, I'm a huge thrash fan. Your taste in music is immaculate and this was really rad!
Ephemeral rift: here enjoy some metal
Me: dude thats fire 😍
Digging the Scott Ian vibe for this. Well done!
Hey rift, i got a sugestion: "The trying to cap a bottle and missing ASMR", with some nice whispers or something you'd like
I love Primus!! I’m so happy you like them too
Undertow is a really good record.
Tool's a really good band (although I only knew like 3 songs jezzuz)
this guy should make a movie. he acts very well he embodies the character yes
What I was thinking when he pulled out Alice in chains: YEAH THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER!!!
This is literally the only UA-camr on this whole entire platform that makes me excited to see ads you really do put in so much effort into videos you deserve the ad revenue
Imagine a world where Chris Poland didn't have a drug addiction and stayed in the band.
I simply can not imagine Countdown to extinction and Rust in peace without the Japanese style lead guitars. Two of the best records in thrash metal history that fused western and eastern styles together.
I thoroughly enjoyed hearing him curse. It was very satisfying with his calm nature. Lol.
Wow this comes out just when i recently started liking heavy metal
This shave highkey got me worried about him getting a clean cut in general 😕
12:04 Wayne Static passed wawy in his late 40s or 50s
"The Black Metal Man" would be awesome
Bump. He better have some corpse paint too.
HydroGade no.
And the Power Metal Man?!
ER would make a perfect "Black Metal" Jeff Jöhanssen look imo.
I'd like to listen to some relaxing church burning sound
Wisconsin Death Trip is such an incredible album. I've yet to find a band that has quite the same tight, sharp, half-restrained half-rampaging sound as early Static-X.
I have no other words to describe this fellow man except “a pure national treasure”
Uncle Rift looks like he’s gained a lot of wisdom
Finally someone who knows about overkill!
I never thought Heavy Metal could be relaxing but...
well, to me it is truly the most relaxing genre. it plays so loud, i can’t hear the bad thoughts anymore (:
@@kkk4ts exactly
I used to sleep with Black Metal :p
This asmr bring A NEW LEVEL to the asmr community
I see Megadeth, I click
Mikko Leinonen The Greatest Band Of All Time
The Pill Dickles One of, I am more of a tech death metal and DSBM guy. But I love Megadeth, Iced Earth, and Helloween when it comes to old metal.
Pantera is the greatest metal band of all time. The amount of aggression and solid riffs they released in 10 years takes most bands decades to rival if they even come close.
Edit: don't get me wrong, Megadeth is an amazingly close second, they're the band that got me into metal. But i mean... Pantera..
buttz krieg not really. There are so many other bands. I use to say the same thing until I found more heavier bands...
Like Nickelback🤣
Metallica is much better
the "____ Man" videos make me so thankful for everything that i have.
This man is dedicated . If you haven’t subscribed ....
DO IT ! Now!!!
Me: Falling asleep to Rift
Rift: Imagine, if you will
Me: *I am awake*
Thank god my dad took me to see AC/DC in concert twice before they stopped touring
AC/DC is coming out with a new album this year. Brian Johnson is back .They'll definitely be touring in support of the album.
@@ryanantler184 best news ive heard this year
Planning on doing some death metal, black metal, deathcore etc asmr. I Stan this my dude
Ephemeral rift, ephemeral riffs, ephemeral breakdown
This video made me so relaxed, Sandman Entered my dreams.
Man, some of my friends went and seen Tool in Memphis last night. I'm super jealous.
OMFG. STATIC X IS SO UNDERRATED AAAAAA. I LOVE THEM SM
AND OMG OPETH IS FLIPPIN AMAZING
Def looking forward to seeing "The Grunge Man"
The sound of the jacket.... yesss
Reminds me of clips of layne staley doing interviews and you hear his leather jacket
day 53 if asking Rift to do 'the man man' ASMR
dew it
What his his selling BO and pp’s
I'd love to see a series of this heavy metal man
Omg I'm so happy he did a heavy metal merchant.
I've been awake for 30 hours this is just in time because I am getting ready for bed!
Omg static x!!!!! One of my favorite bands ever! RIP wayne static...
The introductions to these always make me expect Rod Sterling to come out from behind a curtain
I felt asleep in the middle of the vid and my phone flipping fell on my face ಠ_ಠ
“Imagine, if you will“
*John lennon intensifies*
Still waiting on "The Air Man"
Air guitarist, air drummer, air keyboardist, air singer, etc. 😆
@@GZ9090 genius
@@nerkdurgen5574 You're welcome! 😏
We can't defeat him
Rock on with the quality content my dude! I dig the new look!
Great video as always.
Also, how about "The G Man" for a video? selling the letter G in all form,shape & sizes.
In that case why not just have the alphadet man
Getting a lot closer to becoming Lefty the Salesman that way
I don’t really listen to heavy metal, but I DO love how ER always makes me relaxed and puts me in a good mood!
I’ve only recently gotten into metal so I came to this remote corner to ask for recommendations on bands. I came here from mick Gordon and that’s who I credit to introducing me to a fresh start
Dude mick got me obsessed as well.
ER: “imagine if you will”
Me: ah shit, here we go again
see's pantera, metallica, and a whole bunch of my favorite artist:
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
I thought sabaton would be here
It’s power metal
I would love to see a revisit of the heavy metal man and see how his collection has expanded
Please
The Swear Word Man
You never actually say them, you just have sheets of paper with the word on it and explain the meaning of the word and how bad it is
Like
(Paper with the word "shit" on it)
"This is a rank 2 swear blah blah blah it's used a comparison word, like something's good as it, or it's holy blah blah blah it's also used as a synonym for fecle matter"
Good idea
Nigga
@@муравей-у7я Damn you going all out lmfao
He has sworn in other video, i don't think he really cares about censoring shit
@@unity__3829 I know it's just a monetization thing
Ephemeral rift's next video
"The man man"
Now THIS is my kinda ASMR.
Rift: *imag...*
Here we go again!
This ASMR was brutal🖤 you rift, the metal will live on 🤘🏾