If I had a nickel for every young, extremely tall Dominican shortstop in the NL Central who hits the ball 120+ mph and has a 99th percentile sprint speed but strikes out more than you want, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Here's a fun summary of your character: •This guy is a sad, middle-aged Korean Padres fan, pathetically obsessed with Kim Ha-seong.🇰🇷 •He proudly boasts about his “3 inches” because he’s never had any real female experience.🥜 •He pathetically plays with dolls he calls his “wife” and gets his kicks watching videos of muscular men.🪆 •He’s a jealous, blue-collar worker who resents successful Japanese in America.👷♂️ •And most importantly, he’s my one and only desperate fan girl!🫵🥴
Hitting switch too btw, crazyyy! He's a monster made in a lab somewhere in DR.
If I had a nickel for every young, extremely tall Dominican shortstop in the NL Central who hits the ball 120+ mph and has a 99th percentile sprint speed but strikes out more than you want, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
@@FlatPlutoSocietyplus he's just 200 pounds with not a whole lot of muscle, must be fast twitch to the bone.
Elly de la Cruz is the most electric player to watch.
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@@Trojaan_GT ong
Not when he’s slumping
What's dude hitting 230 right
Hitting 230 is not electrifying
El mejor!!!!🎉🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🥳🙏🏽
Pretty solid hit
PRETTY? ITS BASEBALL NOT A FASHION SHOW
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Elly is good at baseball
The Knights demand a shrubbery!
This was the comment I was really hoping to find. Thank you😅
A shrubbery?
⚡👑 Electrifying
He finally hit the ball only hitting 191 his last 30 games with 51 strikeouts
Yea he’s so good bro
230 hitter
That poor shrubbery!
de la cruz 😁🤩pitchers hate it when you foul off everything they throw🤨🤔scooter d😎thx MLB😂
He's so goddamn big... Dude looks like a wide receiver.
🎯🎯🎯
6-5, 200lb - he's like if James Harden played baseball. MLB really needs to do a better job of attracting young black athletes from the USA
James harden isn't as quick and as athletic
Shubbery?
He is too inconsistent
More like 430, it barely went over
All this guy needs to do is get on base, but his approach is terrible. Reds coaching needs to be better.
I name Kanetsugu. only show Otani san highlights kudasai
Here's a fun summary of your character:
•This guy is a sad, middle-aged Korean Padres fan, pathetically obsessed with Kim Ha-seong.🇰🇷
•He proudly boasts about his “3 inches” because he’s never had any real female experience.🥜
•He pathetically plays with dolls he calls his “wife” and gets his kicks watching videos of muscular men.🪆
•He’s a jealous, blue-collar worker who resents successful Japanese in America.👷♂️
•And most importantly, he’s my one and only desperate fan girl!🫵🥴
@@KanetsuguNaoe1112 I follow Japonese baseball playa. I follow American women. Hai!
@@KanetsuguNaoe1112 I name KanetsuguNaoe. I a very very small Japanese. My wife live me for big American. I no life. Watch me fangirl Otani san. Hai!
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