Little League Pregame Speech - "Your dad's a loser"

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  • @Sigma-2739
    @Sigma-2739 4 роки тому +3759

    Love how the coach says "we're gooder" and the five year old says " you mean better?"

    • @louiscypher7090
      @louiscypher7090 4 роки тому +156

      And then tops that with, 'c'mon touch your English teacher'.

    • @louiscypher7090
      @louiscypher7090 4 роки тому +7

      @corey hayes oh. I thought it was touch because of the team all putting the one hand in the center moral thing.

    • @kendtchileninjah5905
      @kendtchileninjah5905 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @FilipEric
      @FilipEric 4 роки тому +54

      Louis Cypher "talk to your english teacher"

    • @evergreenthunder
      @evergreenthunder 4 роки тому +2

      @corey hayes it wasn't tuck lol

  • @RedCandles_
    @RedCandles_ 4 роки тому +3783

    Aiden: The single mother’s name of choice since 2003

    • @yokitten9856
      @yokitten9856 4 роки тому +72

      Lol I'm just thinking about a woman who named he son Aiden and he was born in 2003 hahaha

    • @japslapr
      @japslapr 4 роки тому +34

      It's spelled with a Y, asshole. But he was born in 2003, lmao.

    • @poontsunami1114
      @poontsunami1114 4 роки тому +94

      Can confirm. My dumbass cousin named her kid Aiden

    • @xRESWarriorx
      @xRESWarriorx 4 роки тому +26

      Fuck that’s great 😂

    • @yokitten9856
      @yokitten9856 4 роки тому +16

      Well nope my story says it's spelled Aidan

  • @darrenmuse
    @darrenmuse 4 роки тому +2367

    As coach slowly staggered away, he suddenly realized that he had a drinking problem.

  • @theofficialgreenkane9645
    @theofficialgreenkane9645 Рік тому +1852

    My football coach had a strange tactic. He said when he played football, his mother died on the same night his team lost the state finals. He said losses give him flashbacks. He would say "Boys, don't make me re-live that awful night. My heart can't take another loss. Don't put me thru that again."

    • @MUFCXI
      @MUFCXI Рік тому +169

      LMFAO

    • @ChutneyInc.
      @ChutneyInc. Рік тому +37

      My bootcamp instructor (RDC) gave us the remember the titans grand papi speech that evolved he himself having to pick up and raise his 8 siblings smdh

    • @TheRoamer78
      @TheRoamer78 Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sandycrash8868
      @sandycrash8868 Рік тому +14

      So tell my sport why are you in therapy .
      Well you see it all started when my coach said

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 Рік тому +3

      The Redd Foxx approach. Classic

  • @tg4655
    @tg4655 5 років тому +2618

    "...Hit dingers, disgrace the pitchers family...."

    • @jamesgentry13
      @jamesgentry13 4 роки тому +126

      We need to be teaching kids this

    • @mbautista_06
      @mbautista_06 4 роки тому +144

      “...Make the other player cry, and stomp their butts into the ground...”

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 4 роки тому +57

      Meanwhile kids are thinking to themselves "I just signed up for the free hotdog and dia after the game,"

    • @SuperPeleke
      @SuperPeleke 4 роки тому +11

      Best line ever. Haha

    • @D725U
      @D725U 4 роки тому +17

      Sounds like "The Bad News Bears"

  • @MonarchPoolPlaster
    @MonarchPoolPlaster 4 роки тому +1590

    Nothing like an 80 proof pep talk to rally the troops.

    • @josephbrown9685
      @josephbrown9685 4 роки тому +6

      This comment is stuck on 80 likes. Please no one else touch it. It's perfect.

    • @north-shoregcs3894
      @north-shoregcs3894 3 роки тому +11

      More like 151

    • @bradshepherd3539
      @bradshepherd3539 3 роки тому +6

      Haha I got to make it 151

    • @Maradala
      @Maradala 3 роки тому

      Hahahahhahaha

    • @Nesqwikz
      @Nesqwikz 3 роки тому +9

      @@josephbrown9685 stuck on 420 now lmao

  • @antlers163
    @antlers163 5 років тому +1067

    “To destroy your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

    • @brucewarren4548
      @brucewarren4548 5 років тому +8

      antlers163 ahhahahhahhahhahhaa “CONAN THE BARBARIAN” quote NICE

    • @nellietolb420
      @nellietolb420 5 років тому +1

      Haremdemnation of the women. Harems.

    • @nathangoncalves7583
      @nathangoncalves7583 5 років тому +15

      Crush your enemies

    • @fritzvanlonden1388
      @fritzvanlonden1388 5 років тому +1

      Ah, Conan... you've gotta love the big guy!

    • @gregjohnson4855
      @gregjohnson4855 5 років тому +3

      AMEN!!!!! I love Conan the Barbarian. I often use that quotation when meeting a new girlfriend. Seems to work well for me. Lmao...but SERIOUSLY THO!!!

  • @martin1234512345
    @martin1234512345 Рік тому +602

    The lady's sigh at the end really ties it all together

    • @Wally17.
      @Wally17. Рік тому +60

      That didn’t sound like a sigh...

    • @Jay-gf8tm
      @Jay-gf8tm Рік тому +8

      ​@SearchingForNessie definitely

    • @gen-xboomer9489
      @gen-xboomer9489 Рік тому +48

      @@Wally17. yeah she for sure finished🤣😂🤣😂

    • @brianm7109
      @brianm7109 Рік тому +55

      That was a moan of a sexual nature

    • @GahBoe
      @GahBoe Рік тому +16

      Probably his wife!

  • @jpmccown6139
    @jpmccown6139 4 роки тому +3924

    My brother was my little league coach in the early 70s. He had just gotten out of the Marines because he had lost a limb. We needed a coach and my mother thought it would be great therapy for him. Great coach but his pre game speeches were off the hook. His speech before the game when we went to city championships was I have $1500 riding on this game if you lose y’all going to be Fucking sorry. I kid you not.

    • @Antizombie2000
      @Antizombie2000 4 роки тому +197

      Did you win though?

    • @jpmccown6139
      @jpmccown6139 4 роки тому +296

      AntiZumbi yes we did but was knocked out of it the next week.

    • @phacemon
      @phacemon 4 роки тому +16

      😀

    • @keithkuder7879
      @keithkuder7879 4 роки тому +88

      That's totally epic.

    • @djdanzy
      @djdanzy 4 роки тому +13

      Ha ha ha 😂😂😂

  • @8JFJK8
    @8JFJK8 4 роки тому +758

    He just walked off at the end of the video back to the bar down the block.

    • @jakeh7119
      @jakeh7119 4 роки тому +23

      He wasn’t even the coach just a faithful bar patron giving back to the community 😂

    • @rileythewolf8960
      @rileythewolf8960 4 роки тому +4

      Jake Hardin a true Humanitarian

    • @Scrotumlips
      @Scrotumlips 4 роки тому

      Hard ball the movie

    • @KANGGOOEv94
      @KANGGOOEv94 4 роки тому

      That’s my coach!

    • @jonnehayesjr.9299
      @jonnehayesjr.9299 4 роки тому

      Legend has it they were casting the game there.

  • @jasondownsnet
    @jasondownsnet 5 років тому +513

    I need somebody to motivate me like this everyday when I wake up at the crack of noon.

    • @ChristopherPoitras
      @ChristopherPoitras 5 років тому +4

      I am like 3pm on weekends

    • @KrewGamez
      @KrewGamez 5 років тому +2

      They just wake you up by screaming "YOUR DAD'S A LOSER" loud as they can

    • @afukneename1775
      @afukneename1775 5 років тому +2

      The crack of noon?! Hahaha. good one man. I literally laughed out loud. No joke.

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic 5 років тому +3

      Jason! Eyes on me! Get out there and disgrace your rival's family! Make the bastards cry! Look. Hey! Looklooklook. What is your goal for your thing today? To be a loser like your loser dad? No! Your goal is to win! Gooder!

    • @thelastsalientrage3142
      @thelastsalientrage3142 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but, what time does noon get up?

  • @jamespeters8601
    @jamespeters8601 Рік тому +291

    “The other team is good, but we’re gooder.”
    Love it

    • @brianwoo8877
      @brianwoo8877 Рік тому +12

      What was even gooder was he was corrected 😳 multiple times by these boys. 😂 now that's a goodie! 🤣🤣

    • @TheCullousus
      @TheCullousus Рік тому +4

      The coach is always correct even when he's not.

    • @brianwoo8877
      @brianwoo8877 Рік тому +3

      @TheCullousus Spoken like a true coach. 👍 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dinnerboons1504
      @dinnerboons1504 Рік тому +6

      He doubled down on it too

    • @MoviesVsRealLife
      @MoviesVsRealLife Рік тому +1

      😂 gooder!

  • @jimmyglea
    @jimmyglea 5 років тому +4379

    Slurred speech, a little stagger to his walk, probably smells like gin...did my little league coach time travel from the 80’s?

    • @charlescarter4608
      @charlescarter4608 5 років тому +184

      That's everybody's little league coach from the 80s.

    • @jimmyglea
      @jimmyglea 5 років тому +18

      Word

    • @pnew3107
      @pnew3107 5 років тому +125

      My 80’s baseball coach was my Uncle. He smelled like Budweiser and old school pot, not gin. And we always had good seasons. Never a losing year😬😬

    • @Stickwelderrfd
      @Stickwelderrfd 4 роки тому +38

      jimmyglea that’s when coaches could cuss and throw stuff on the field.

    • @jimmyglea
      @jimmyglea 4 роки тому +3

      Jason Blowhard’s Strength and Fitness...right after i finished with you mom, I was right there.

  • @VentureAHighway
    @VentureAHighway 4 роки тому +562

    “Trying your bestest”
    “Not even close”

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs 3 роки тому +6

      Coach: There’s no I in team.
      Michael Jordan: yes, but there’s an I in win.

    • @bobbobby9123
      @bobbobby9123 3 роки тому +1

      @@Anonymous-lq2bs there is a I in TEAM and it’s hidden in the A-hole😂😂

  • @jacksonross4302
    @jacksonross4302 5 років тому +2039

    And there real coach walks in like wtf is goin on ?!

    • @JaydenAB4
      @JaydenAB4 5 років тому +5

      Lmao bruh

    • @ladyusa6647
      @ladyusa6647 5 років тому +28

      That would've been a hillarious sketch for sure.

    • @abbyboyone
      @abbyboyone 5 років тому +12

      yup. telling these kids that their dads are loser. smh.

    • @SP-qo1so
      @SP-qo1so 5 років тому +17

      Their**

    • @jacksonross4302
      @jacksonross4302 5 років тому +6

      Shane Peterson Shane, don’t fuck with me! Not today my man ! Lol

  • @Jblain7
    @Jblain7 Рік тому +122

    "The goal is to crush the enemy. To drown them in their own blood and tears. To make any who survive this battle remember the fear they felt today. To make them retell this moment with a tremble in their voice as they echo the glory of what we did today."

    • @James-kx3gc
      @James-kx3gc Рік тому +1

      That is good.

    • @AnontheGOAT
      @AnontheGOAT Рік тому +11

      I think my friend Conan said it best:
      Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation
      of their women.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 Рік тому +1

      @@AnontheGOAT That is good! That is good.

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 11 місяців тому +1

      Amen

    • @pontifixmax
      @pontifixmax 10 місяців тому +5

      "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." ~ George S. Patton

  • @bjbryant4373
    @bjbryant4373 4 роки тому +619

    Some kid said “gooder” isn’t even a word😂

    • @thatboyya1an
      @thatboyya1an 4 роки тому +3

      I say it😂

    • @JusCJay
      @JusCJay 4 роки тому +10

      “Go talk to your English teacher” 🤣

    • @jarodraber3262
      @jarodraber3262 4 роки тому

      He’s probably like 9

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 4 роки тому

      I love kids🤣🤣🤣

    • @cmacbrown
      @cmacbrown 4 роки тому

      Hes never experienced a gooder yet that's why, give him time.

  • @timmullens9479
    @timmullens9479 5 років тому +384

    COACH ; 'Our goal here is to:make sure the ump doesn't see my flask.'

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @jgcgsgmg
      @jgcgsgmg Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂You know you’re an alcoholic when you gotta hide your flask from a little league umpire

  • @out2crz
    @out2crz 5 років тому +309

    This was the bestest speeches I’ve ever hearded in my lifest.

    • @thefirststrike
      @thefirststrike 4 роки тому +4

      Can't say I have ever heard a better-er one.

    • @waxxy8447
      @waxxy8447 4 роки тому +6

      I think u mean 'goodest'.. learn the grammer

    • @ykykspecialhenry2
      @ykykspecialhenry2 4 роки тому

      @@waxxy8447 woooosh

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll 4 роки тому

      Truest

    • @simonbaker95
      @simonbaker95 4 роки тому +1

      @@ykykspecialhenry2 Yeah the Woooosh is definitely on him and not you. Definitely.

  • @mfcoats00
    @mfcoats00 Рік тому +149

    The Origin Story of Jaxson "The Big X" Gooder. He would go on to destroy the careers of 52 professional baseball players and was best known for telling his opponents "Your dad's a loser" after thoroughly defeating them.

    • @jeffchick9054
      @jeffchick9054 Рік тому +9

      I'd go see that movie

    • @t1aonation673
      @t1aonation673 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jeffchick9054i already saw it. Right here. Get gooder.

  • @MultiView101
    @MultiView101 4 роки тому +435

    He called the kid who corrected him an English teacher lol

    • @Cheeseking12
      @Cheeseking12 4 роки тому +15

      He said “talk to your English teacher”

    • @stevehorn646
      @stevehorn646 3 роки тому +6

      The coach is the English teacher

  • @JamesKnowlton1
    @JamesKnowlton1 4 роки тому +707

    I could run through a brick wall right now after a speech like that. Truly inspiring

    • @johnnyguit-fiddle2088
      @johnnyguit-fiddle2088 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly. Nobody knows how to parent their kids anymore. Thank god for sports coaches.

    • @sialehakau1654
      @sialehakau1654 4 роки тому +19

      Need to get your kids out from that crazy coach.

    • @johnnyguit-fiddle2088
      @johnnyguit-fiddle2088 4 роки тому +9

      @Jimmy Jazz I suppose all your kids are winners just for being on the team, right?
      Congrats on your litter of winners.

    • @johnnyguit-fiddle2088
      @johnnyguit-fiddle2088 4 роки тому +1

      @Jimmy Jazz Alternate theory:
      Kids a dumb and have short attention spans.

    • @sialehakau1654
      @sialehakau1654 4 роки тому

      @Jimmy Jazz lol.

  • @Toohottorot
    @Toohottorot 4 роки тому +637

    It's nice to see that Johnny Lawrence is still involved in youth sports. I'm glad he was able to transition from karate

    • @hizzle1885
      @hizzle1885 2 роки тому +18

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @patrickhawkinson8399
      @patrickhawkinson8399 2 роки тому +13

      Just needs a bottle of Coors.

    • @Toohottorot
      @Toohottorot 2 роки тому +5

      @@patrickhawkinson8399 or Red Stripe

    • @j.jmcquade5278
      @j.jmcquade5278 2 роки тому +7

      This guy is totally Johnny Lawrence. Cobra Kai material through & through!

    • @ryanbon2414
      @ryanbon2414 2 роки тому +2

      Very clever

  • @rjcupid
    @rjcupid Рік тому +274

    The best pre-game speech I ever heard when I played inter-city baseball in the early 90’s was when our coach just came up to us on the line in left, told us to gather around him in a circle, and then he started singing the meow-mix song and walked back to the dugout. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc. Keep in mind, this was the highest level baseball in our city and he was a serious coach. We died laughing and I still remember it to this day. Take care everyone.

    • @frankjennings4489
      @frankjennings4489 Рік тому +15

      The most inspiring part was the meow meow meow

    • @rjcupid
      @rjcupid Рік тому +4

      @@frankjennings4489 Hahaha awesome.

    • @fluworldorder426
      @fluworldorder426 Рік тому +6

      Did you guys win or nahh

    • @rjcupid
      @rjcupid Рік тому +19

      @@fluworldorder426 We always lost, but the “speech” was awesome.

    • @quentinkaasa47
      @quentinkaasa47 Рік тому

      Wow, your coach sucks. You were supposed to do it for G-Baby and you blew it.

  • @eja35oz
    @eja35oz 5 років тому +179

    "That team's pretty good, but we're gooder"

  • @bradleyrhodes2820
    @bradleyrhodes2820 5 років тому +725

    Coach: Lets go GOODER On 3
    Kid: You mean better?
    Classic!!

    • @twitchchinnal4609
      @twitchchinnal4609 5 років тому +9

      I saw your comment right as it happens

    • @spiritbros2869
      @spiritbros2869 5 років тому +1

      Facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @92397
      @92397 5 років тому +4

      BRADLEY RHODES a bunch of them kept saying that 😂 he was acting like he couldn’t hear them then he mentioned something about their English teacher lmao.

    • @gregorybucher2502
      @gregorybucher2502 5 років тому +2

      It was a joke, idiot.

    • @DoozieDoodle
      @DoozieDoodle 5 років тому +3

      @@gregorybucher2502 um no one said it wasn't

  • @umarpatel3517
    @umarpatel3517 5 років тому +407

    Our goals are to:
    Strike First
    Strike Hard
    No Mercy

  • @ryanwars1789
    @ryanwars1789 Рік тому +44

    This vid is old and actually very special! For those of you who arent aware, Jaxson with an x grew up and now plays under the alias Lasteroid daddy hack the IV. He hits 450 foot swamp donkeys on a bad day and goes 8 for 8 dingers on a good day, taking home an opponent players wife for each dinger.

  • @tamasnagy3849
    @tamasnagy3849 5 років тому +596

    The goodest speech ever

    • @CShivery
      @CShivery 5 років тому +31

      Meh. I've heard gooder.

    • @gforces0257
      @gforces0257 4 роки тому

      No not good it's too have fun and joke with friends

    • @bratislavdragic3059
      @bratislavdragic3059 4 роки тому

      @@gforces0257 lost me brother

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 4 роки тому +2

      you mean better

    • @konxsin
      @konxsin 4 роки тому +6

      @@psisis7423
      Much bester.

  • @darienford860
    @darienford860 5 років тому +336

    -Coach- English teacher: "Gooder"
    Kids: "you mean better"

    • @kayladavis4574
      @kayladavis4574 5 років тому

      Darth Celsius 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toxixbob8375
      @toxixbob8375 5 років тому

      You mean better

    • @schiggy182
      @schiggy182 5 років тому +1

      Darth Celsius I love how he looks like he’s looking for an English teacher when he says gooder too

    • @e420man3
      @e420man3 5 років тому +1

      Clearly wasn't a winner in English class

    • @jimjamkillsnerds
      @jimjamkillsnerds 5 років тому

      English teacher: Jackson and Blaine
      Loopy parents: *Jaxon *Blayne

  • @coginthewheel779
    @coginthewheel779 4 роки тому +373

    The end of the video he was grabbing his pockets for keys so he could go hit the bottle he has in the back of the truck one last time before the game starts

  • @Tesla_ofthe_Skies
    @Tesla_ofthe_Skies Рік тому +24

    “Disgrace the pitcher’s family” 😂

    • @Flips44
      @Flips44 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Diddley_Squat
    @Diddley_Squat 4 роки тому +371

    This makes me think of malcom in the middle, when hal was a kids soccer coach.

    • @BOUNCER13x11
      @BOUNCER13x11 4 роки тому +4

      The Wildcats

    • @watermelonhead6525
      @watermelonhead6525 4 роки тому +5

      Malcolm in the middle was the shit. Too bad i was the only person in canada who watched it lol

    • @ab0ve45-fb7bm
      @ab0ve45-fb7bm 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao hal and reese were my favorite lois too

    • @watermelonhead6525
      @watermelonhead6525 4 роки тому +2

      @@Diddley_Squat dewie was the biggest legend ive ever seen

    • @watermelonhead6525
      @watermelonhead6525 4 роки тому +2

      @@Diddley_Squat good theory lol. Honestly man i feel fuckin old. Shits depressing. I watched that show so long ago and now ive graduated high school... :( where has time gone

  • @Rob-zs7mm
    @Rob-zs7mm 4 роки тому +223

    “Negative ghost rider”

    • @vickie2658
      @vickie2658 4 роки тому +5

      Robby Schweiss , I just cracked up at that point!!!😆😆😆😆😆

    • @richw7150
      @richw7150 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was "ghost writer"

  • @dig639
    @dig639 4 роки тому +111

    I love how the kid was repeatedly correcting his coach even though he was trying to ignore him lol

  • @richardcuff7345
    @richardcuff7345 Рік тому +23

    My LL coach was on the school board and smoked Pall Malls while he threw BP. Great guy. Nice family. Great coach, and we never won more than 4 games a season. Thank you Mr Madison. Obviously it could of been worse.

  • @Nrod740
    @Nrod740 4 роки тому +448

    “Disgrace the pitchers family” lmaooooooo

    • @Jrk_1986
      @Jrk_1986 4 роки тому +16

      People need to learn how to lose as children, cause life doesnt hand out participation trophies. Only weak humans do.

    • @1stCorinthians2_14
      @1stCorinthians2_14 4 роки тому +2

      Picolas Cage - How did she get involved with this?

    • @shiftyeyesnv8352
      @shiftyeyesnv8352 4 роки тому +1

      Picolas Cage sportsmanship never won a championship

    • @shiftyeyesnv8352
      @shiftyeyesnv8352 4 роки тому +2

      Picolas Cage Snowflake alert!

    • @vickie2658
      @vickie2658 4 роки тому +3

      Picolas Cage , NO!!!! That’s what is wrong these days!! If you don’t EARN a trophy, how do you learn that you need to practice, learn how to work as a team, do your best until you become the best and just basics in life??? You think it teaches that if they don’t study, they should get an A because they took the test but failed??? YES, it does. And life isn’t like that. It’s hard, teach kids early, make them learn responsibility, and learn resilience!!!!!! Or they’ll wind up useless, whining adults living in your basement.

  • @gash8995
    @gash8995 4 роки тому +495

    Legend has it that Aiden’s eyes are still on him to this day

  • @JamesNelson_Official
    @JamesNelson_Official 5 років тому +353

    LMFAO 😂😂The kid who corrected this adult about improper grammar
    Coach - "Gooder on 3"
    Kid - "You mean better". 2:00.

  • @MR1977.
    @MR1977. Рік тому +12

    I feel gooder every time I come across this video.

  • @darthecp
    @darthecp 5 років тому +445

    Coach Called My Dad ‘A Loser’, Once.
    Once.

    • @keeglen9540
      @keeglen9540 5 років тому +41

      than you quit the team right

    • @integrity101
      @integrity101 5 років тому +1

      What movie is that???

    • @theprawnsandwichbrigade7416
      @theprawnsandwichbrigade7416 5 років тому +5

      @@integrity101 Johnny Dangerously.

    • @integrity101
      @integrity101 5 років тому +3

      @@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416
      Oh yea. Thanks a lot you *fargin ICEHOLE*

    • @jamielancaster01
      @jamielancaster01 5 років тому +2

      Oh no he called that sissy Dad a Loser several times including in front of his wife.

  • @keganthomas_GEORG3W_KUSH_
    @keganthomas_GEORG3W_KUSH_ 5 років тому +301

    "Negative Ghost rider"

  • @bigrob7821
    @bigrob7821 5 років тому +519

    This guy was definitely popping oxy before this speech

    • @bigrob7821
      @bigrob7821 5 років тому +24

      bjxrn that’s not true. Apparently you don’t know any hardcore druggies. Every town has them. My father happens to be one. He pops oxy all the time and talks plain as day. He maybe talking crap but he’s talking.

    • @jacksonedwards9978
      @jacksonedwards9978 5 років тому +10

      Yup. I got the same thing off him. He's definitely fucked up.

    • @jacksonedwards9978
      @jacksonedwards9978 5 років тому +4

      @@bigrob7821 that isn't true for everyone. I was on oxi contin for years of my life. It took a very long time for anyone close to even realize I was using bc I could hide it so well. Once your used to the affects it's no problem.

    • @danquilty6580
      @danquilty6580 5 років тому

      @bjxrn that's only if you're drunk as fuck, then an oxy will fuck you up like that.
      Oxy heads are everywhere. They're usually gregarious and obnoxious

    • @liggonsreacts21
      @liggonsreacts21 5 років тому

      This is on our local field

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 2 місяці тому +2

    This is definitely a dad that tells his son “I love you but only when you win, when you lose I wish that you were never born.”

  • @mayhemjr.803
    @mayhemjr.803 3 роки тому +114

    " you mean better?"
    "I'm not your English teacher here"
    😅🤣😂👍

    • @mrthedudeman
      @mrthedudeman 2 роки тому +1

      He said "Talk to your English teacher here" which not sure if he is implying he is an English teacher lol.

    • @TheCrederer
      @TheCrederer 2 роки тому

      @@mrthedudeman I believe he said "touch your english teacher here", to the kid that didn't put his hand in while the kid correcting his english was the one with the hand on top.

    • @stefanstankovic570
      @stefanstankovic570 2 роки тому

      @@TheCrederer that’s even funnier 😂😂

  • @ChrisStaff989
    @ChrisStaff989 3 роки тому +392

    Coach: Jaxon, with an x what’s one of our goals when we step on this field?
    Jaxon: To destroy the enemy mercilessly and to hear the lamentations of their women!
    Coach: ... actually yes..

    • @175hydro
      @175hydro 3 роки тому +15

      lol...was going to post the quote from Conan until I scrolled down and found this. I soooo wanted to hear one of them say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"!!!! Well done

    • @madming25
      @madming25 3 роки тому +3

      @@175hydro BRO I have watched conan the barbarian most nights for 5 years +. DVD with a tv sleep timer. Sometimes i had other stuff in like indiana jones, harry potter, terminator or T2. Ive had conan in for about a month as of right now, so ive literally at least had it on 1000 + times in the last few years haha. Favorite movie of all time obviously. I was born 1998. I watched a lot more destroyer when i was younger because my mom thought barbarian was too graphic. My dad let me watch barbarian though haha.

    • @madming25
      @madming25 3 роки тому +3

      @@175hydro Falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair. WRONG

    • @175hydro
      @175hydro 3 роки тому +2

      @@madming25 I saw Conan the Destroyer when it came out in the theaters. I was 16 at the time lol...fun watch

    • @jigglypuff7164
      @jigglypuff7164 3 роки тому +1

      When I was in Afghanistan we heard the lamentations of the Talibans women at night after most major firefights.

  • @sweetlogo
    @sweetlogo 4 роки тому +670

    I'm mentally ready to be a little league coach. I'm at a point in my life where I don't have a care in the world and man it feels good.

    • @CriticalSurvival0
      @CriticalSurvival0 4 роки тому +8

      Have fun being a drunk

    • @vickie2658
      @vickie2658 4 роки тому +21

      CriticalSurvival , WHAT???? That pep talk was the bomb and the kids loved it!!! Ohhhh.... you never played sports, did you???? Well, I really hate that for you. 😂😂😂😂

    • @chrslms
      @chrslms 3 роки тому +23

      I coached little league!!! Did my best not to curse but it was a blast. Chewed tobacco and drank whisky out of a Gatorade bottle

    • @jesseray6340
      @jesseray6340 3 роки тому +9

      @@CriticalSurvival0 Hey that is how my football ball coach was and we won state 3 years in a row. He always told us have fun out there but try to kill them at the same time😀

    • @jimyarburo
      @jimyarburo 3 роки тому +3

      After decades of coaching I am writing a book,”Coaching Life Lessons through Baseball to Little Leaguers”. Send msg if you’re interested.

  • @MithridatesOfficial
    @MithridatesOfficial Рік тому +5

    “If ya ain’t first, you’re last”
    - Reese Bobby

  • @miked8227
    @miked8227 3 роки тому +470

    If this guy had been my coach, I coulda went pro.

    • @J155P
      @J155P 2 роки тому +3

      No doubt

    • @MrTributes
      @MrTributes 2 роки тому +1

      so you're a loser... and you're the only person who thinks this guy isnt toxic trash.. so only losers buy his toxic trash.... makes sense to me XD

    • @kevio8179
      @kevio8179 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrTributes he was joking you fucking plank!

    • @russellschell4812
      @russellschell4812 2 роки тому +2

      Love it!! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @MuffinSlayerrHD
      @MuffinSlayerrHD 2 роки тому +1

      @@J155P no doubt in my mind

  • @BobLoblaw23
    @BobLoblaw23 5 років тому +95

    LOL. that sigh of disbelief from the woman recording.

    • @mr.reality9741
      @mr.reality9741 4 роки тому +8

      BobLoblaw23 haaa!!!Exactly. She probably was cringing through the whole thing, but she never gave up on the moment.

    • @NotMyProblemAnyways
      @NotMyProblemAnyways 4 роки тому +6

      She came

  • @jaelonmagat2406
    @jaelonmagat2406 4 роки тому +272

    Our goal is to LOCATE, CLOSE WITH AND DESTROY THE ENEMY BY FIRE AND MANEUVER, OR REPEL THE ENEMY ASSAULT BY FIRE AND CLOSE COMBAT!

    • @drod5415
      @drod5415 4 роки тому +6

      Kill!

    • @jjp002
      @jjp002 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @tyc4587
      @tyc4587 4 роки тому +4

      Rah

    • @evilstratton
      @evilstratton 4 роки тому +2

      Semper. Send the hate.

    • @Shjandy
      @Shjandy 4 роки тому +6

      SALT THEIR LANDS! I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

  • @Harry_Beanbag
    @Harry_Beanbag Рік тому +2

    As a youth baseball coach for 15 years, that sounds to me like a guy that's lost a lot of games and blames everyone else. A whole bunch of bluster, not a single word about how to actually win a baseball game or what it means to be a team. Dingers? None of those kids are hitting it out of the park. Make the other team cry? What a noble goal! Sounds like a guy that yells at a lot of umpires and refuses to shake hands after a bad loss. Not at all what baseball is supposed to be about.

  • @smokeypuppy417
    @smokeypuppy417 3 роки тому +192

    At the end, the man is trying to hustle back to his parked car to get a couple more gooder swigs of liqour before the game starts. A true man of culture.

  • @kevinv3082
    @kevinv3082 6 років тому +671

    I cannot believe people don’t realize this is satire. The kids are obviously in on it. The parents are filming it. He’s taking their minds off the big game, calming their nerves, and giving them a laugh.
    I’ve got to think the people outraged about this are the same ones who want Mark Twain books removed from schools. Then again, satire is most appreciated by those with higher intelligence. Triggered is no way to go through life.

    • @JK-vc7ie
      @JK-vc7ie 5 років тому +15

      You are only speculating. And I don't think you're right about it. Those kids are not nervous at all and that doesn't look like a big game atmosphere in a highly competitive youth program. Good ole regular rec level baseball. Nothing more. Also, the coach slides hard into second base in co-ed rec league softball....but probably never made his HS varsity team. That's my speculation.

    • @JK-vc7ie
      @JK-vc7ie 5 років тому +12

      Losers always talk like you do. Lots of talk about winning, but you're actually a loser. Psych 101 I guess. Trying to project your own personal failure onto others. Classic.

    • @nathanielhiggerson7679
      @nathanielhiggerson7679 5 років тому +17

      It’s not speculation it’s common sense. The kids are in on it.

    • @JK-vc7ie
      @JK-vc7ie 5 років тому +2

      Totally, yo. I think I roasted him pretty good.

    • @justojust
      @justojust 5 років тому +1

      You must be so smart

  • @lokimyers8750
    @lokimyers8750 4 роки тому +131

    A famous coach once said "winning isn't everything it's the only thing"

    • @jasonrist6582
      @jasonrist6582 4 роки тому +8

      The best coach ever, Vince Lombardi

    • @jonnehayesjr.9299
      @jonnehayesjr.9299 4 роки тому +2

      @@jasonrist6582 Oh, sounded kinda Al Davis-ish.

    • @BurtonJack369
      @BurtonJack369 4 роки тому +10

      Because if winning wasn't everything they wouldn't keep score

    • @kgreene104
      @kgreene104 4 роки тому +2

      And the great Leo Durocher, the best damn manager to ever grace the diamond, said "Nice guys finish last." I bet The Lip was smiling down from Heaven at that speech. He'd have given a better one though with several f bombs and a swift boot to the ass to the kid who said "try to win". No "try" to it. You win. Tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Stomp them into the mud and if they so much as lift their head, you stomp some more.

    • @bastardo1418
      @bastardo1418 3 роки тому +2

      The coach who said that was a professional, who’s job was to win ..
      not a volunteer coaching youngsters.

  • @jimc224
    @jimc224 Рік тому +154

    As a coach of kids, props to the parents of these kids. They will be well adjusted when they get older. A sense of humor is the cornerstone of a well rounded person.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 Рік тому +12

      Yeah whatever you say

    • @panjitrnica7886
      @panjitrnica7886 Рік тому

      That was no humour. That was pathetic… and YOU should NOT have anything to do witj kids

    • @notveryobviousguy4373
      @notveryobviousguy4373 Рік тому +3

      What about bad grammar?

    • @Icewallowcome012
      @Icewallowcome012 Рік тому

      @@stormcorrosion176Someone can't take jokes lol

    • @JohnViinalass-lc1ow
      @JohnViinalass-lc1ow Рік тому

      ​@@notveryobviousguy4373...yp...you're right, 4373!...in that post it's the 'parents' who are 'still growing up'...just like the poster, about whose comment you make your valid point, is, likely, an incompleted person with children, whose lives will also, likely, be fully unrealized...and the 'white winkers' continue to dismantle education, at every offing!...cheeses crisis!...

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 6 років тому +251

    No participation trophies here 🤣

    • @tomblackstone482
      @tomblackstone482 5 років тому +2

      We'll never know - the motivational speaker jumped into his mom's station wagon and sped off.

    • @juniorberns
      @juniorberns 5 років тому +4

      baseball players don't get participation trophies. They get a metal with the position of the replacement depending on their wins and losses. Baseball keep stats of everything unlike football and basketball. You will be reminded constantly that you're not perfect. LOL.

    • @taskerwinslow8697
      @taskerwinslow8697 5 років тому +1

      Gonzalo Bernal you’re dumb af 😂

    • @CrazeeFy
      @CrazeeFy 5 років тому

      @@taskerwinslow8697 why?

  • @josh.brunty
    @josh.brunty 5 років тому +24

    Good to see one of the Cobra Kai alums doing well for himself and giving back to his community.

  • @waltermitty7154
    @waltermitty7154 3 роки тому +364

    Blayne with a ‘Y’, Jaxson with an ‘X’ = millennials naming kids

    • @Jah_Berl
      @Jah_Berl 3 роки тому +5

      Walter Mitty Not even close

    • @quomofo1
      @quomofo1 3 роки тому +7

      Soooooo true!!!!!! Lol!

    • @waltermitty7154
      @waltermitty7154 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jah_Berl is a millennial with a child named Rylande with an ‘E’

    • @Jah_Berl
      @Jah_Berl 3 роки тому +3

      @@waltermitty7154 lol nah

    • @apex4201
      @apex4201 3 роки тому +3

      that was good, but you can do "gooder" lmao

  • @xlxcrossing99
    @xlxcrossing99 Рік тому +7

    I love how he never says it's unacceptable to lose. Losing is part of life, everyone loses, but when you compete, you are competing to win....bravo coach.

  • @Driving4bangers
    @Driving4bangers 4 роки тому +350

    That women moaned at the end she knew how good that speech was.

    • @misocriallo4379
      @misocriallo4379 4 роки тому +23

      Her favorite band is CREAM

    • @MatthewPlatz
      @MatthewPlatz 4 роки тому +15

      I fear that was his wife.

    • @jjhassy
      @jjhassy 4 роки тому +6

      MrZapparin loser

    • @ExaltedMarauder
      @ExaltedMarauder 4 роки тому +1

      @@misocriallo4379 are you mental? Her favorite band is Korn or some teeny bopper shit. 😆 she probably wouldn't know what the fuck cream even is lol!

    • @misocriallo4379
      @misocriallo4379 4 роки тому +8

      @@ExaltedMarauder I mean, I actually like Korn AND Cream, believe it or not. Also, Korn hasn't been "teeny-bopper shit" since, y'know, I was a teenager. Which was two decades ago. Teenagers nowadays don't know who tf Tupac & Biggie are, they sure as crap don't know Korn. And also...its just a joke anyways.

  • @Nope-ik8wv
    @Nope-ik8wv 4 роки тому +278

    No one is gonna mention that woman’s moan at the end 😂

    • @leonp7862
      @leonp7862 4 роки тому +58

      Or, another words, at the climax of this video

    • @jayabrams400
      @jayabrams400 4 роки тому +19

      exactly, she came lol

    • @Vitalitay
      @Vitalitay 4 роки тому +12

      It was more of an uncomfortable laugh

    • @jayabrams400
      @jayabrams400 4 роки тому +29

      @@Vitalitay Thats what you think, because thats what you hear when you finish with your girl.

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 4 роки тому +14

      @@jayabrams400 more like "ugh, he said he was gonna be the coach of national baseball team yet here he is talking to 5 year olds like they're adults"

  • @Redmow51
    @Redmow51 3 роки тому +556

    I played baseball in the 70's and the coaches were awesome. They had us loving the game and trying our best. We played for the team. We encouraged each other. Good sportsmanship was demanded. And after the games we had pizza/ice cream/hamburgers etc.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 роки тому +45

      And we rode to the pizza parlor in the back of a pickup truck... screaming our heads off
      "WE WON, WE WON!!!"
      Those were the days my friend.
      👍🏾🇺🇸🍻

    • @Redmow51
      @Redmow51 2 роки тому +7

      @@Seaton1518 Participation trophies? No. Won a couple of championship games...I have those trophies. Not sure what you are on about.

    • @bustersales6921
      @bustersales6921 2 роки тому +13

      Sounds like a nightmare. At what point did you get diddIed ??

    • @mordecaidrake
      @mordecaidrake 2 роки тому +3

      @@bustersales6921 as soon as he became the coach

    • @techs1smh13
      @techs1smh13 2 роки тому +3

      Took me all year playing baseball and football to win 2 trophy's. If I was lucky. Turned into an an all CIF catcher in 1979.

  • @codysteele685
    @codysteele685 Рік тому +7

    I learned later on in life that there is beauty in losing, especially if you gave it your all. I can rest on giving it my best and losing, but I can't rest on not trying at all and winning. You'll gain more from losing than you'll ever gain from winning. Learning to embrace loss is like learning to be alone, it's a reality in life that is better confronted rather than resisted. True victory is giving it your all to the very end, whether it be a win, lose, or draw.

    • @davidroman1654
      @davidroman1654 7 місяців тому +1

      Worst butt chewing my coach and I ever gave our team was after a close win against a team we should have beat by 15 runs. They didn't play that bad again all season. Oh yea none of the players got their "free" drink after that game either. That team learned to win with grace and to take a loss the same way, but they took the field knowing they were there to WIN the game.

  • @paulthompson2374
    @paulthompson2374 3 роки тому +836

    This has to be staged, and if so, this guy is a comedic genius.

    • @randywissler9923
      @randywissler9923 3 роки тому +54

      It is. There's quite a few different videos that he's made. Funny as hell!!

    • @47times14
      @47times14 3 роки тому +4

      The best !

    • @williamsullivan5733
      @williamsullivan5733 3 роки тому +20

      Im sure it is staged but I'm also sure he is trolling as well. I bet his teams wins too and all those kids are proud of themselves

    • @dustyflair
      @dustyflair 3 роки тому +3

      staged? watch it again.

    • @willowandluka5302
      @willowandluka5302 3 роки тому +11

      It’s seems voiced over

  • @dilloncrouch2559
    @dilloncrouch2559 5 років тому +132

    in the last second you just hear a kid say “sorry about the bloody nose”😂

    • @tenitri5023
      @tenitri5023 5 років тому +1

      The Dorks of Charleston haha thanks for pointing that out. Too perfect

    • @dilloncrouch2559
      @dilloncrouch2559 5 років тому

      cm. CG indeed

    • @baileyjames9523
      @baileyjames9523 5 років тому

      cm. CG got em

    • @johntunney1864
      @johntunney1864 5 років тому

      @Rollo Larson bro that other dude is just ignorant, we've all been slaves, we are all still slaves. His comment was proof.

    • @johntunney1864
      @johntunney1864 5 років тому

      @cm. CG I used to think just like you when I was about 12-17. Im 23 now and thankfully educated myself.

  • @chrisozzy56
    @chrisozzy56 5 місяців тому

    I coached my son’s baseball and football team from when he was 8 until he was 14 . The first two years , the goal was just to have fun . The next few years , to learn and get better . The last year our goal was to win , but win fairly and with sportsmanship . NEVER had one parent complain in all my years of coaching . Great kids and great parents .

  • @supercleanjoe
    @supercleanjoe 5 років тому +98

    "we are gooder” - drunk adult
    "Better" - kid

  • @liberalsneedhelpamen9245
    @liberalsneedhelpamen9245 5 років тому +176

    I only have two questions:
    1. Does this legend do best man speeches and funerals?
    2. If he does. What does he charge and what beer can I buy him. Goooder on three

    • @danielcannon4727
      @danielcannon4727 5 років тому +1

      One

    • @SBERGIN44
      @SBERGIN44  5 років тому +5

      Yes! ua-cam.com/video/Yc-TpVLpM2M/v-deo.html

    • @mr.zondide2746
      @mr.zondide2746 4 роки тому +1

      He’s moved on from beer to ever clear sounds like

    • @mong4491
      @mong4491 4 роки тому

      Hahahahha totally hired for mine

  • @the_arizona_ranger0213
    @the_arizona_ranger0213 5 років тому +45

    I like Tim Allen's line better:
    *_IF YOU AREN'T HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, YOU'RE LOSING!_*

  • @michaelsciortino5519
    @michaelsciortino5519 Рік тому +3

    My child would be off that team so fast the coach's tiny little head would spin.

  • @fattyheadness
    @fattyheadness 4 роки тому +151

    “Do you mean better?” -Aiden.

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 4 роки тому +15

      Aidens dad is a loser.

    • @thatguy-qb6up
      @thatguy-qb6up 4 роки тому +7

      @@Stabsnipers I don't think Aiden has a dad

    • @robatokicks6132
      @robatokicks6132 4 роки тому +1

      thatguy I am Aidens dad 🙃

    • @JoeSmith-iv3sf
      @JoeSmith-iv3sf 4 роки тому

      Ok im dying here. All 8f the comments were funny but these made me loose it!

  • @rainbowsix4818
    @rainbowsix4818 5 років тому +245

    Kid corrects coach,"you mean better?" Lol!!!!!!

    • @Kidreads
      @Kidreads 5 років тому +9

      He stayed committed to the gooder though lol

    • @Kidreads
      @Kidreads 5 років тому +2

      And then insults the childern

    • @thomasmyers3808
      @thomasmyers3808 5 років тому +1

      Rainbow Six I caught that, too. Kids are great.

  • @danlincoln8987
    @danlincoln8987 4 роки тому +225

    He is not a smart man but he knows what love is

    • @arizonabarb51
      @arizonabarb51 4 роки тому +6

      What are you talking about? You are not smart just by your comment.

    • @shutrumpracing2451
      @shutrumpracing2451 4 роки тому +37

      @@arizonabarb51 do not comment on a youtube video ever again until youve watched Forrest Gump. it is mandatory in america.

    • @arizonabarb51
      @arizonabarb51 4 роки тому +1

      @@shutrumpracing2451 I will not watch forest Gump again. Tom Hanks is an abuser to children. What about you not repeating dialogs of Satanists trying to be funny or smart. Make your own ones. Don't be a pendejo.
      Mandatory to watch Forest Gump😂😂😂😂😂😂 yes sheep. Keep on recommending what the masters tell you to do and say. I say, " Make boys real men with big balls and teach them the value of having descendents to protect their families heritage and future." "We need men who fight and win." Also, " Men your seeds are important do not give them( donation) or throw then in trash cans."

    • @arizonabarb51
      @arizonabarb51 4 роки тому

      Look who is talking...😂😂😂😂

    • @shutrumpracing2451
      @shutrumpracing2451 4 роки тому +15

      @@arizonabarb51 take off your tin foil hat pinche loca

  • @JamesMurphy-s6m
    @JamesMurphy-s6m Рік тому +3

    "Theres two types of people in this world. Winners and losers." Is an insane thing to tell a group of 8 yr old boys. Hes creating future psychos.

    • @fredsims9771
      @fredsims9771 3 місяці тому

      That's the point. Be good at winning or good at losing. Take your pick.

    • @robertlawrence4719
      @robertlawrence4719 Місяць тому

      It's the truth. As Vince Lombardi once said, "Winning isn't everything , it's the only thing". Or as Herman Edwards said, " you play to win the game".

  • @hollyharvey1986
    @hollyharvey1986 2 роки тому +99

    “You mean better…” got a chuckle from that. The honesty of kids.

    • @danschumacher5427
      @danschumacher5427 Рік тому

      Hi

    • @vipermad358
      @vipermad358 Рік тому

      Kid was smarter than that idiot coach.

    • @ausername7470
      @ausername7470 Рік тому +1

      ​@@danschumacher5427Bro please don't tell me you just tried to get some in a UA-cam comment section. If so that's beyond pathetic 😂😂🤣

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 Рік тому +3

      Uh. I think you mean the intelligence of kids. Aka, these little dudes are smarter than this ridiculous excuse for a coach.

    • @Lionspride-tn4jd
      @Lionspride-tn4jd Рік тому +2

      ​@stormcorrosion176 Wow!you are hurt. Idk who hurt you but i hope you get past it.

  • @kilian111
    @kilian111 5 років тому +354

    He sounds like he had a liquid lunch.

  • @sillyboy3347
    @sillyboy3347 5 років тому +137

    That’s strait up rob dyrdek

    • @edyfofashow
      @edyfofashow 5 років тому +4

      Fr

    • @THelvenstine
      @THelvenstine 5 років тому +4

      Yo this is the funniest comment on this thread I've seen. Keep it up Silly Boy!

    • @davidzapien6758
      @davidzapien6758 4 роки тому

      Haha I was thinking the same thing

  • @patrickdaughdrill9326
    @patrickdaughdrill9326 Рік тому +5

    When I was a kid, my coaches in football and baseball would just teach us how to play the game and win.......and our coach wouldn't call the dads losers either, because the dads were there.

    • @CypherDND
      @CypherDND Рік тому

      Sounds like your coach was a loser

  • @closedcrash
    @closedcrash 2 роки тому +31

    The mom sigh at the end, perfect

  • @SillyGoose2024
    @SillyGoose2024 3 роки тому +168

    its nice to see the local county jail has a weekend release program

    • @SBERGIN44
      @SBERGIN44  3 роки тому +11

      Hilarious!

    • @tempo1889
      @tempo1889 2 роки тому

      Just as long as you're not on Megan's Law.

    • @RedRaider02
      @RedRaider02 2 роки тому

      Nothing wrong with a winner.
      Look at Kyle Rittenhouse. Even the media doubted him 😍

  • @cliffyt19
    @cliffyt19 6 років тому +36

    Coach: any more goals? Aiden?
    Aiden: to get out?
    Coach: negative Ghost Rider!
    😂😂😂 This coach is awesome and I'm freaking dead over here.

  • @maximusmax4557
    @maximusmax4557 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact: The "everyone gets a trophy" mentality in America started with "No Child Left Behind," signed into law by a Republican president. See, not every child could meet school standards, so we lowered those standards, which is EXACTLY what we do in this country on a very regular basis. This guy is a true hero, a real patriot. He isn't the coach we wanted, but he's the coach we need.

  • @thekyleyoumans
    @thekyleyoumans 4 роки тому +138

    Here I was expecting a kid to say “your dad’s a loser” would’ve been a lot funnier lol

    • @mike751
      @mike751 4 роки тому +2

      kyleyoumans *funnierer

    • @chambersr1176
      @chambersr1176 4 роки тому

      He probably would've fought em

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 4 роки тому +1

      Would have been hilarious if the coach responded with, "no kidding."

  • @bigfan1041
    @bigfan1041 5 років тому +252

    2:19 That's the sound women make after listening to a winner talk

    • @rylandspencer
      @rylandspencer 5 років тому +13

      Sounded like she sat on her thumb

    • @disneycenter487
      @disneycenter487 5 років тому +7

      .25 speed 😂😂😂

    • @jorcin03
      @jorcin03 5 років тому +5

      Seriously laughing my ass off at this post!!!!!! 😂

    • @JohnnyV_Val
      @JohnnyV_Val 5 років тому +7

      @@disneycenter487 best use of play back speed EVER!

    • @LeaderHeat
      @LeaderHeat 5 років тому +3

      Your a winner for noticing that

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost 4 роки тому +604

    I’d follow this man into battle.

  • @SoCal90sKid
    @SoCal90sKid Рік тому +1

    My pop Warner football coach said we lost because we played like shit. He was removed from the team. We lost every game after that. He was a good coach that kept it real

    • @countryboyred
      @countryboyred 11 місяців тому

      My high school coach was like that. We knew we couldn’t lose because it would piss him off and he would make us run the next day. Great coach and mentor.

  • @jehkjshrfk
    @jehkjshrfk 5 років тому +430

    If anybody is wondering..yes, they lost.

  • @SquirrilahFish
    @SquirrilahFish 4 роки тому +17

    none of the kids even knew the “team goals”
    Great coaching.

    • @smsmoof8128
      @smsmoof8128 4 роки тому

      There are no team goals in baseball, "Do your freakin job and we win"

  • @Dryhalf08
    @Dryhalf08 4 роки тому +66

    Not the speech the world wants, but what it needs right now...

  • @NativeDrummer_
    @NativeDrummer_ 4 місяці тому +1

    They’re all taught at home to “just go out and have fun because everyone’s a winner”….
    Teach your children to be competitive!

  • @mikeyt2396
    @mikeyt2396 5 років тому +18

    Nothing better then making the other team cry, and wish they were never born.

  • @saltoftheearth7341
    @saltoftheearth7341 4 роки тому +82

    1:06 he heard “grilled cheese” & he looked quick.

  • @josephberam117
    @josephberam117 5 років тому +155

    I'm guessing this coach won't be passing out participation trophies:-)

  • @pac4prez
    @pac4prez Рік тому +2

    Good to see every kid knew how wrong he was

  • @ScrubLordSeth
    @ScrubLordSeth 4 роки тому +30

    "Gooder on 3" fuckin hell 😂

  • @MLGB0Yz
    @MLGB0Yz 3 роки тому +447

    This coach is a savage lol. Making the other team cry is a damn good tactic

    • @Yodaddy777
      @Yodaddy777 2 роки тому +4

      Just look at the World Cup Brazil vs Germany 2014

    • @denniswebb341
      @denniswebb341 2 роки тому +3

      That is why he coaches in upper base....that is why he is the CEO...nevermind he is some drunk bum somewhere....

    • @-sensibleChris
      @-sensibleChris Рік тому

      Ya, he's a loser, taking out his loser frustrations on these kids.

    • @haveyoureyesopened
      @haveyoureyesopened Рік тому +2

      Yes. Disgrace the pitchers family.

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 Рік тому +10

      Crush your enemies and hear the lamentation of the women.

  • @thetruth1306
    @thetruth1306 5 років тому +70

    He’s that guy that tells everyone he almost joined the army or marines but didn’t afterall but he was close

    • @skippernolen5644
      @skippernolen5644 5 років тому

      Probably tried to join while 30. Not as easy as it looks.

    • @timprescott4634
      @timprescott4634 5 років тому

      EXACTLY! Should be throat punched...

    • @Seemsayin
      @Seemsayin 5 років тому +1

      @@skippernolen5644 My stepfather used to threaten me with involuntary service.
      I couldn't wait to serve. That was 35 years ago. Proud vet.

    • @frankreynolds7404
      @frankreynolds7404 4 роки тому

      @@skippernolen5644 I was in boot camp when I was 19 in the oldest guy in my platoon was 38, a lot of the guys are older

  • @marcweiss5115
    @marcweiss5115 Рік тому +3

    Grown men who've never cried still come up to that coach with tears in their eyes to tell him how much he inspired them ...

  • @chasehagemann1048
    @chasehagemann1048 5 років тому +24

    “To do our best?” “Ha..ha... not...even close.” 💀💀💀