wow this blew up to be bigger than I ever thought it could, thank you all so much for watching I also have a Black Eagles video out now: ua-cam.com/video/bTsft5HVK24/v-deo.html
The one person I missed was Annette. Everyone else was mine. Lysithia was also a Dark Knight, sooooooooooo. . . it went about as well for them as you'd expect.
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"Ah, at least I now have a professor I feel safe with." "Welcome class. Before we begin, we have 20 new students with us today." "LIBERATE TUTEME EX INFERIS!!!"
"I am Ferdinand von aegir" "Haha that's cool Ferdinand" "I am Ferdinand von aegir" "Yeah we get it" "I am Ferdinand von aegir" I'M SORRY WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN!!!???
@@13AxelRoxas I wish MVP counted more then just deaths. I've had Flayn dancing and healing away but doesn't get MVP because she only killed one enemy. Same with my other healers. They are the real reasons I won the battle but get nothing.
I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from the accuracy here. Only thing I missed was hearing the first sylabil of people's "That's not my lost item" dialogue 20 times in a row as you rapidly go through the list of unclaimed items.
And getting stuck with Hilda's items for the whole game because you did Black Eagle. But you don't know they're her's because it's your first playthrough.
Okay, that bit at 1:12 with Petra? I experienced literally the same thing today, but the student was Raphael and the skills were axe and brawling. I was like... sure, buddy.
So true, it doesn't matter how hard any unit (including the end-game bosses) is Lysithea one shots them (it's especially funny if you give her thyrsus, so she can long range nuke)
I thought about making him a wyvern knight after the timeskip though. Too late to do that though so I just stuck with warmaster. He ended up one-shotting everything anyway so it worked out in the end.
I thought I was being a good teacher giving him what he wanted. Turns out, he dies in two hits, he moves slower than Dedue's big ass. Fortunately I pretty much use myself for fights with a ton of enemies.
Oh my god yes! There was this one battle where Raphael and Hilda were doing all the heavy lifting and the mvp was Leonie even though she only helped defeat one of the cavalry riders.
@@wholesometoaster9700 I've had some students get MVP all because enemies kept targeting them. It gets really annoying when I'm leveling up another student but their classmate keeps taking their kills.
Love the touch at 1:56 of Felix with a pile of dead bodies under him. He's always the highest leveled in my group, so I sometimes make him sit out on the sidelines so everyone else can catch up.
as I understand it (correct me if I'm wrong) it raises the stats to the minimum stats of that class, meaning the reason that those stats were raised because the units stats in those category were lower than the minimum and the rest were higher.
while Res is good because they can take a hit from magic, Armored Knights have literally no use for that +1 to Mag since they can't ever use it. so either its the curse of RNG, or what Jack said; the game raising Caspar's low stats to the minimum of that class.
Seeing Byleth think so hard about that. That was pretty funny. Good job on this! And that is so true! I have Caspar on my Blue Lion House. While everyone is up ahead, I just leave him behind.
Me: Picks up rusted weapon early in the game Blacksmith: "You need Professor Rank A+ to forge this item" Me: Never hits A+ Professor Rank in the entire playthrough.
for real, the northern part always has to load before you go in and just yesterday i had Ignatz switch from sword and bow to bow only to want to go back the week after that
1:04 This is what I am about to do! I've already recruited Sylvain because I am using Female Byleth! Edit: Well, I will soon recruit everyone in my Golden Deer house!
why man why did you dod this he si ebtter as the brawler classes literly destroys any boss like he gains 4 attacks and i used trainign gauntlets + for the most part and he would get a crit 4 times if the enemy wouldn't die to the first crit
Feels like wasted opportunity at 1:49. Instead of two "groups" of one advancing slowly and another killing everything. The kill everything group should be in 'the middle' where they almost reached their enemy and got all their kills stolen by wyvern knight/falcon knight. And also missing Lysithea nuking everything. (Honestly, every other 'walker' like Felix and Edelgard only get scraps i PURPOSELY leave behind. Lysithea gets wall kills and fliers get everything else.)
The emphasis on the two groups going at different paces there was just to show how much worse tanks are in this game because of how important movement is. I never ran into many instances of kill stealing during my playthroughs which is why I didn't think to include it
@@jjjj4rd True. Simply thought it'd be funnier the other way which also emphasis the importance of movement speed. As for me, i ran into many instances of 'kill stealing' partly because I don't pay much attention to the prediction lines. The enemies would then chase the guys with lower defense (usually mages first then fliers). They then get one shotted in a counterattack. Most of my melee party would be 1-2 turns away from the battlefield. Heavy armor 4-5 turns away. Ended up having to grind heavy armor Byleth (for S+ records) solo auxillary. Until heavy knight at least.
Not only did it boost my Capsar's Magic when I made him a Grappler, but now I'm playing the Golden Deer route and it did the exact same thing to my War Master Raphael.
@@Lahnmohr No she isn't, only on chapter 12 of the church route. Edelgard chapter 12 isnt in the monastery. Only way to have Catherine, Flayn, Seteth, Hilda on Black Eagles is to side with the Church which is why you absolutely cannot have Hilda and Edelgard on the same team. The game doesn't give the option to recruit any of those characters until the split.
@Weston Meyer I've done Black Eagles 3 times now and even bought her A support not just B to test, she will never ask or have to option to until you side with the church.
she is there exists a chart where you can recruit her it is just very very very very limited to certain amount of chapters hell in ng + you can pretty much recruit most students or auto recruit them on the first couple of weeks
The best thing is having every member in the same house except the leader and their Retainer (except for Hilda since she can be recruited in BL and CoS BE path before the 5Year time jump but after Edelgard’s rebellion)
1:48 IS SO RELATABLE as someone who made Hilda an armored knight because "hehe ditzy girl with badass armor is funny". She ALWAYS lagged behind, especially during the VW final battle, all I thought was "it's okay Hilda, just, stay behind I guess!"
wow this blew up to be bigger than I ever thought it could, thank you all so much for watching
I also have a Black Eagles video out now: ua-cam.com/video/bTsft5HVK24/v-deo.html
Honestly man this is some quality work you should have a lot more subs
So when are you going to do how it feels to play maddening difficulty
@@jordanrussell1257 i feel like whoever was going to make it put themselves out of their misery in the process lol
@@halo16918 oh well then I'm in for a treat as I'm doing maddening with only gremory, and diamitri because he can't go gremory
Hey
Have you thought about making these Fire Emblem Three Houses sprites?
*Sees favorite student from another house*
YOU'RE GONNA DRINK TEA WITH ME AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT AND JOIN MY HOUSE
@@meisunebernadetta9868 4 times? try 8 times (think that's the max for activity points)
@@leiwoomynati1372 sorry, I spent the rest stalking Dorothea
Btw, I can confirm that the max actv. points is 10
@@meisunebernadetta9868 I'm glad I recruited her on my first run (Golden Deer)
@@leiwoomynati1372 its 9 or 10
AND LOVE ME, AND MARRY ME
There’s also things like Byleth, a new teacher who uses a sword, teaching Shamir the master archer how to use a bow better.
In my head canon it’s basically byleth teaching Shamir his unique experiences with a bow like his approach
Welp maybe Shamir learns how to shoot swords when she masters it 😂
I find it funnier if you train her in riding while also having a e rank in riding “Shamir go ride the horse and figure it out, im just gonna relax”
i mean, her bow is already an A so there isn't much for byleth to teach lol
@@puddingpanda645 She'll learn Unlimited Blade Works
You forgot the part where even though you walk by really slowly by someone, they still say, "REALLY!?"
Your very presence offends them.
@@wesnohathas1993 it's like irl 2019
Or when they say "a moment of your time" and don't say anything after that.
It was even ruder when Jeralt had just died and this same monk always kept saying Really?! To me for no reason
boooo
Recruiting everyone to my house...
The teachers: "You're going to lose this mock battle"
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
Ace Hunter Blake 😂😂
@@muhammadlatif7233 other teachers on maddening mode: yes, yes we are.
The one person I missed was Annette. Everyone else was mine.
Lysithia was also a Dark Knight, sooooooooooo. . . it went about as well for them as you'd expect.
Arcticgale Gamer I read this as Lysithea was a Death Knight
@@jorvikdiorite5312 She became the very thing she swore to destroy
I love how the messages on the blackboards were distinctly left by Felix and Lysithea
Focus on sword and bow skills vs focus on bow and sword skills to excel as thief or assassin......
Top ten hardest choices in gaming
Super Felicia I usually say yes to everything it that sounds like a very hard decision
@@DanielRamirez-xg2to oh honey no no no! Then nothing will get done!
@Jacob Ramos yea, and i think the roof is made of roof, too
sunfeatherX3 I let them use their primary ways of attacking
I would wait til time ran out...oh god damn it!
Buying gifts from the merchant:
You have a good e-
A pleasu-
You have a good e-
A pleasu-
You have a good e-
A pleasu-
You have a good e-
A pleasu-
You have a good e-
A pleasu-
You have a good e-
A pleasure doing COME AGAIN
I FEEL THIS
I like how Anna's voice is tryin to imitate the merchant from re4.
Can we just talk about the dark merchant?
“Hellooo!”
“Tell your Friends!”
OMG
*T H A N K S A B U N C H !*
1:04 Bernadetta freaking out over the huge crowd. Nice touch.
BERNIE, NO! THey are nice ppl... trust me.
Bernadetta is best girl
Dedue staying with Dimitri is a nice touch too
"Ah, at least I now have a professor I feel safe with."
"Welcome class. Before we begin, we have 20 new students with us today."
"LIBERATE TUTEME EX INFERIS!!!"
WHERE'S MAH GIRL MARIANNE THO
"I am Ferdinand von aegir"
"Haha that's cool Ferdinand"
"I am Ferdinand von aegir"
"Yeah we get it"
"I am Ferdinand von aegir"
I'M SORRY WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN!!!???
I think its Lorenz Hellman Gloucester
I am Ferdinand von Aegir
Edit: I am Ashe Ubert
Edit 2: I am Tethys from Sacred Stones
Anyone else expected Caspar portrait to show up at the end as MVP?
Right he missed such a good joke xD
I was really hoping it did. It was the first thing that popped into my head 😂
MVP feels really weird in the game I mean Hubert got it once and he killed one enemy whilst Caspar just punches everything to death.
@@13AxelRoxas I wish MVP counted more then just deaths. I've had Flayn dancing and healing away but doesn't get MVP because she only killed one enemy. Same with my other healers. They are the real reasons I won the battle but get nothing.
Not to mention the people who did all but 1 damage and let others get the exp for the kill
When you can’t jump during gameplay and battles but you can during the loadscreen
Everyone gangsta until you have no more activity points
Byleth running at the loading screen lololololol
that is literately me half the time lol
I began just fast travelling to the monastery, so I can just be there without waiting for every door to open.
Lol I was like "open the goddamn doors!"
@@LordRyan9999 I didn't even realize that the door could open on it own til half way through part 1.
@@thomask4538 same thing I thought I could get to the cathedral yet then just teleported through the gate like "what just happened?"
I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from the accuracy here.
Only thing I missed was hearing the first sylabil of people's "That's not my lost item" dialogue 20 times in a row as you rapidly go through the list of unclaimed items.
And getting stuck with Hilda's items for the whole game because you did Black Eagle. But you don't know they're her's because it's your first playthrough.
I just googled who the lost item belonged to
Never seen
Never seen
Never seen
Never seen
Oh that’s mine! Thanks a bunch.
Never seen
Never seen
68% chance of passing class certificate, fails 3 times 3 weeks straight.
That's real life, Ha
That's nothing, try a 92% chance of passing, and failing four times in a row... My RNG sucks. lol
Can't you savescum them?
@@arbikiuszelemelek3347 now i feel incredibilly stupid for the two times i didnt aprove 4 times in a row with 69%
@@arbikiuszelemelek3347 tried savescumming before, but it didn't seem to work
Okay, that bit at 1:12 with Petra? I experienced literally the same thing today, but the student was Raphael and the skills were axe and brawling. I was like... sure, buddy.
Same
You forgot running through the list of like 20 lost items on every single person
This isn't accurate since I didn't saw Lysithea nuking everything to death.
"they're fools"
Needs more MVP Lysithea
@@sebastianooo6910 I always have MVP Ignatz
Dorothea is the nuker, I've literally just skipped battles by spamming meteor from across the battlefield
So true, it doesn't matter how hard any unit (including the end-game bosses) is Lysithea one shots them (it's especially funny if you give her thyrsus, so she can long range nuke)
When the enemy has a 8% chance to crit and kills the ace in your team...
*uses Divine Pulse*
And that is why my Casper is a Wyvern Knight.
I thought about making him a wyvern knight after the timeskip though. Too late to do that though so I just stuck with warmaster. He ended up one-shotting everything anyway so it worked out in the end.
War Master tho
War master. One shot everyone with high crit
With War Master he becomes the Critical Casparcopter
I thought I was being a good teacher giving him what he wanted. Turns out, he dies in two hits, he moves slower than Dedue's big ass.
Fortunately I pretty much use myself for fights with a ton of enemies.
This was gold thanks for Recommending it to me youtube
0:02-0:07, that is the worst part about Fire Emblem: Three Houses in a nutshell. The animation captured that perfectly👌🏻
Yes! Assuming my experience is standard, we all know which door that is.
It only ever happened to me with the gate in front of the cathedral.
Relatable.
Also it would have been funny if you put Casper as the MVP. I swear there are times where some students didn't deserve it.
I always used Claude and he became much higher leveled than everyone else, so he was MVP of almost every map.
Oh my god yes! There was this one battle where Raphael and Hilda were doing all the heavy lifting and the mvp was Leonie even though she only helped defeat one of the cavalry riders.
@@wholesometoaster9700 I've had some students get MVP all because enemies kept targeting them. It gets really annoying when I'm leveling up another student but their classmate keeps taking their kills.
MVP: That person who killed just the boss.
Me: Are you freaking kidding me?
@@1Thunderfire Me: Ashe took out most of the mages and snipers so Ingrid can take out the boss. I'm sure he'll-
MVP: Felix
Me: WHAT?!
i honestly forgot you could run in the monastery I always teleported or walked every were
0:03 Me at the Seiros church door.
Where’s my golden deer at?
Always beside king claude
Deer in this case being the singular form, because it's Claude and only Claude.
You, me, Golden Deer... Could be great together.
Roxie Heart gotta protect the king
ᴉoq ʇsǝq sᴉ ǝpnɐlƆ
Love the touch at 1:56 of Felix with a pile of dead bodies under him.
He's always the highest leveled in my group, so I sometimes make him sit out on the sidelines so everyone else can catch up.
*dimitri after the timeskip*:
Ehem
For me, this was Dimitri *before* the time skip.
Same lmao
Linhardt like ‘oh goody now I can sleep and all these new faces do the hard work for me
running up to the cathedral gates and waiting for it to goddamn go up but glitch through halfway instead
Mag +1
Res +1
Armored knight.
... WHY NINTENDO
as I understand it (correct me if I'm wrong) it raises the stats to the minimum stats of that class, meaning the reason that those stats were raised because the units stats in those category were lower than the minimum and the rest were higher.
while Res is good because they can take a hit from magic, Armored Knights have literally no use for that +1 to Mag since they can't ever use it. so either its the curse of RNG, or what Jack said; the game raising Caspar's low stats to the minimum of that class.
Your videos are so important, thank you.
Seeing Byleth think so hard about that. That was pretty funny. Good job on this!
And that is so true! I have Caspar on my Blue Lion House. While everyone is up ahead, I just leave him behind.
I love the sheer terror on Bernie's face with the amount of people in the class
Mashing the A button on all the people to see if you met the req.
No- No- No- No- No- Ye- No- No-
Suma- Suma- Suma- Suma- Suma- Oh, hey, that's mine.
How did you know that’s mine?
-I showed this to everyone in the academy, okay?
The last bit is really just Fire Emblem in general lol
Recruiting every unit to your house, oh yes that's accurate.
Fire emblem full house
I did that in new game plus once and it’s pretty funny because you end up completely ignoring most of the students anyway
I only recruit the ones who are gonna be actually useful, or the ones who I simply don’t wanna kill... is that weird? ;-;
But then you miss out on a bunch of relics and battalions
The ending screen when Felix kills everyone
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Sounds accurate to me^^
Y’know, Dedue wanted me to focus on his axe and heavy armor skills, but I decided to stick with focusing on his axe and heavy armor skills
OMG I had a good laugh at this because its too true! Amazing job drawing all the different characters! I liked this a lot.
1:26 this is your highschool professor when you asked dumb questions
When a character levels up
“I still feel like shit”
I love how bernie was so panicked
Finally another Black Eagle fan. You got good taste.
Or they just used the default house for the video.
Me: Picks up rusted weapon early in the game
Blacksmith: "You need Professor Rank A+ to forge this item"
Me: Never hits A+ Professor Rank in the entire playthrough.
I did and Parthia was amazing ❤
@@tutelarsword6 Ah yes fishing, I wish I did this more often early in the game. It's also a good way to get money if you play on hard mode.
Needs more scouring every inch of the monastery for blue sparkles.
You didnt choose Golden Deer? Am I seeing things? This cant be right
Golden Deer is lowkey the least interesting route/house.
Golden der for life
Kakyoin Be reroing BLUE LIONS RULE
Blue Lions all the way!
I prefer Black Eagles.
Maxing out your playtime before finding these videos hits differently.
Aughh! The loading every time I want to enter the chapel! So true it hurts!
Blue Lion Elite . where you at?
Greetings Professor!!
💙🔵🦁
Here!
Right here
Here!!
Hilda can’t be recruited to Black Eagles so she should be with Claude. Other than that: 10 out of 10
Well she can if you go Church's route.
Zant 41 but then Edelgard and Hubert aren’t available
@@IvanSanMe Yeah I guess you're right since it's pre-time skip BE. But it was for the joke so it doesn't really matter anyway
@@zant41 Lysithea can't be recruited into BE pre TS either
@@LuriTV She definitely can, I recruited her pretty early in my BE playthrough
I love these vids!!!
5 seconds in and I loved the video already
I know exactly what to do! I'll make EVERYONE AN ARMOUR KNIGHT! This way nobody gets left behind!
Absolutely nothing could go wrong! *Miasma A*
1:03 Exactly what I’m going to be doing on my Black Eagles run with NG+
You won't be able to get Hilda tho. Hilda can't join the Black Eagles.
UltraButters That’s fine, she had terrible RNG growths when I played GD
That stat growth one is so true, it hurts.
0:17 was that Connie from aot?
Man, this is so on POINT! Everything I've felt while playing summarized on one video
for real, the northern part always has to load before you go in and just yesterday i had Ignatz switch from sword and bow to bow only to want to go back the week after that
i was waiting for mvp: Felix there at the end XD
That last skit is the reason why I made x4 Wyvern riders on my 2nd play through
Yeah, Wyverns are really powerful in this game.
0:00 *THE VIDEO JUST STARTED AND IM ALREADY SCREAMING THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS*
I love how proud Caspar looks at the end
1:04
This is what I am about to do! I've already recruited Sylvain because I am using Female Byleth!
Edit: Well, I will soon recruit everyone in my Golden Deer house!
1:20 i honestly like this, now the setup has a name, and it will be saved as a special setup due to that.
OML BYLETH AT THE BEGINNING TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR IS ME PLAYING THREE HOUSES
I gotta say, I love the way you do these animated parody’s for three houses, it’s funny and so true with the right context XD
The recruiting part felt so relatable. Hehehe
Ya that last part is about right. I mostly focus on flying and ranged attacks for the win.
Black Eagle Strike Force where you at?
My baby El spent all night thinking of this kickass name!
@@LHColliderX hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah
Destiny Ninja123 ayyyyy
How did you know my Caspar was an armored knight?
why man why did you dod this he si ebtter as the brawler classes literly destroys any boss like he gains 4 attacks and i used trainign gauntlets + for the most part and he would get a crit 4 times if the enemy wouldn't die to the first crit
LMAO. Bernie's face at 1:03!
That was great! Loved it!
Post time skip Caspar warrior appearance armored Knight class seems legit
Feels like wasted opportunity at 1:49.
Instead of two "groups" of one advancing slowly and another killing everything. The kill everything group should be in 'the middle' where they almost reached their enemy and got all their kills stolen by wyvern knight/falcon knight.
And also missing Lysithea nuking everything.
(Honestly, every other 'walker' like Felix and Edelgard only get scraps i PURPOSELY leave behind. Lysithea gets wall kills and fliers get everything else.)
This^
The emphasis on the two groups going at different paces there was just to show how much worse tanks are in this game because of how important movement is. I never ran into many instances of kill stealing during my playthroughs which is why I didn't think to include it
@@jjjj4rd True. Simply thought it'd be funnier the other way which also emphasis the importance of movement speed. As for me, i ran into many instances of 'kill stealing' partly because I don't pay much attention to the prediction lines. The enemies would then chase the guys with lower defense (usually mages first then fliers). They then get one shotted in a counterattack. Most of my melee party would be 1-2 turns away from the battlefield. Heavy armor 4-5 turns away.
Ended up having to grind heavy armor Byleth (for S+ records) solo auxillary. Until heavy knight at least.
Not only did it boost my Capsar's Magic when I made him a Grappler, but now I'm playing the Golden Deer route and it did the exact same thing to my War Master Raphael.
lol I think we need a bigger class room!
0:50 new game+ in a nutshell
The armor knight bit made me laugh a little harder than it should've
1:04 is just me on my 3rd playthrough.
Accurate
0:02 Ok I'm glad I was the only person getting this glitch 😂
Does someone have a link for the circus theme used in this.
Monastery music becomes a torture method after 200 hours. Thank IS for UI toggle
Love how I’m recommended this after the timeskip
2:04 if it shows Caspar as the MVP that would be hilarious
you forgot taking your lost and found bag out and rubbing all the objects on the students till one reacts to it.
This is accurate, except it’s Golden Deer for me.
That beginning already got me burst out laughing. Running into things was 99% of what I did when I would explore the monastery
You forgot students that sound like that anoying wisp from zelda games + the guard at the door.
Bullminator The guard at the door is my boi.
@@kuraihikari5785 GOOD MORNING , PROFESSOR!
@@dragonzeroxiii2501 You mean "Greetings, Professor!"?
Legitimately felt bad for Claude after I recruited everyone to the Blue Lions. He looked so lonely. At least Edelgarde has her trusty boytoy Hubert.
0:18 You have no idea how scared I am by the fact this student simultaneously does and doesn't have fingers
Lol at Caspar trying to catch up. So true!
Beyond accurate
Lies, you can't recruit Hilda with Edelgard on the same team so why is my boy Claude all alone.
Hilda is recruitable, it's just a chapter specific requirement that is needed. There's videos on when and how to recruit her.
@@Lahnmohr No she isn't, only on chapter 12 of the church route.
Edelgard chapter 12 isnt in the monastery.
Only way to have Catherine, Flayn, Seteth, Hilda on Black Eagles is to side with the Church which is why you absolutely cannot have Hilda and Edelgard on the same team. The game doesn't give the option to recruit any of those characters until the split.
@Weston Meyer I've done Black Eagles 3 times now and even bought her A support not just B to test, she will never ask or have to option to until you side with the church.
@@KnyteMayr damn 3 times??
she is there exists a chart where you can recruit her it is just very very very very limited to certain amount of chapters hell in ng + you can pretty much recruit most students or auto recruit them on the first couple of weeks
2:03 And that is why I love the Stride battalions.
The best thing is having every member in the same house except the leader and their Retainer (except for Hilda since she can be recruited in BL and CoS BE path before the 5Year time jump but after Edelgard’s rebellion)
1:48 IS SO RELATABLE as someone who made Hilda an armored knight because "hehe ditzy girl with badass armor is funny". She ALWAYS lagged behind, especially during the VW final battle, all I thought was "it's okay Hilda, just, stay behind I guess!"
I understand your pain.......
This is great. Subbed!