Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Horse Divorce"
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2018
- After an exhausting day of work, the Polygon video team made the terrible decision to play a few rounds of Jackbox Party Pack 4. Featured games: Civic Doodle, Quip Lash, and Bracketeering.
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“Mario has possessed a goomba and is using this to experience breastfeeding” is a phrase I dearly wish I could remove from my mind
Too bad! You must live with it
Mossears133 god i wish i could unprocess that sentence
*galoomba
I, however, want it engraved into my gravestone. We do not live in the same world.
I was gonna watch this video but nevermind I think I won't be able to handle it
Simone turning away from the mic, so you hear a faint honking in the distance, is very good.
:o)
@@goatyboy5734 Perish.
>:o)
Well said.
>:[
"I'm the rice in this saltshaker, honey" is my favorite Panic! At The Disco song
by Fall Out Boy
HI I'M PETE WENTZ FROM MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
I bless the rains down in *pap-ri-ka*
Bless you.
[Edit: This fucking comment has been stuck in my head for 3 months and I hate it]
I’ve never laughed OUT LOUD at a comment before but this hit me like a train 😂😂😂
Brian winning the entire game on “don’t eat the peaches Brian, for fucks sake don’t” and making everyone desperate to know the story only to reveal there was no story is a level of twist that M Night Shyamalan wishes he could aspire to
i honestly thought he was just gonna say he’s allergic to peaches lmao
Horse Divorce is, of course, the small appetizers passed around at a party.
imagine taking off someone’s pants and right above their junk it just says “mmm spicie”
I would only be even more down to clown tbh
hello kazuichi
well considering the whole chilli peppers on genitals situation, its a valid warning
I feel like we don’t appreciate Clayton enough. He’s just tall and nice and he knows the games
clayton is absolutely wonderful and we do not deserve him
Is clayton particularly tall?
"Are those balls?" "No, it's a little uwu mouth"
Hs sounded so genuinely offended
“I’m the rice in this salt shaker, honey” sounds too amazing to be from a jackbox game
_“I’m the rice in this salt shaker, honey”_
*-Abraham Lincoln*
I didn't know jackbox was made in the South
Heyy I got the same profile pic but slightly closer
it’s a cut single from a fever you can’t sweat out
@@honeybeex5564 You're a genius, tell Polygon you're executive producer now
"A slippery Meryl Streep I could get behind" - Brian David Gilbert
Why is "Obama is at it again" so goddamn funny
I DONT KNOW BUT ITS BOTHERING ME
Imo it feels like a variant of "Thanks, Obama," just this air of resignation around something he did
The amount of serotonin I gained from “The Little Egg In A Cup” is unparalleled.
SAME
Your pfp is very fitting
i would die for the little egg in a cup
The more of these videos I watch, the more I come to appreciate Simones Good Honks™
This entire channel could just become Jackbox with the Polygon people and I'd be happy.
this and BDG
And unraveled. Dont forget my precious boye
@Joseph Delahunty shit im sorry i forgot sorry fam
Overboard too anyone
"Were spices that good back then?" russ it's more that the food was that bad
glad to see patrick "ASMArby's" gill back in action
also no one questioned the statement "now, a slippery meryl streep, i can get behind" lmao
and it was a perfect set-up!!!
We got "vore play" and "excellent mouth feel" and Griffin wasn't even IN this one. Methinks Griffin's vore fetish is spreading.
Is it spreading or simply passing from one host to another 🤔
Why is no one talking about the mouth feel?
We dwell in a fiefdom the m o u t h f e e l
it's spelled "hors d'oeuvres"
you're very good
what have you done
Because the French don't want you to be able to spell
@@mikerice868 as someone whos taken french in college, this is accurate.
Mike Rice as someone who takes French, yes that’s pretty much it
I'm disappointed none of them would have gone back on time to tell themselves to give up on their dreams of becoming a baker
Honestly I thought Brian would pull that card
I'M NERVOUS ABOUT was honestly a really good answer
Wait, is Polygon’s official stance that Goombas are mammals?
and more concerningly that Mario isn't?
@@caspianodinsson5084 well he was raised by Yoshis right? I doubt Yoshi is a mammal
are they NOT???
@@danibrogan9659 I always assumed they were some kind of sentient mobile fungus, same with Toads. They were intentionally designed to look like mushrooms, I thought that was what they were.
There is nothing better than Tara just going "Crungle Crungle Crungle"
I change it, There is nothing better than Tara
every time pat does his asmr voice i get genuinely upset that he doesn't do asmr sincerely because it truly triggers my asmr more than any other voice and then i have to resort to relistening to asmrarby's and then i fall asleep listening to a grown man talk about roast beef
pat? hey pat? pat? please just talk about video games for a half hour in a whisper. i'm tired and i want to sleep
ua-cam.com/video/7sCiTwgb9y8/v-deo.html
@@LordDowrk dude I can't express in words the feeling this video gave me thank you for providing this link
Any idea what happened to Asmrbys?? I cannot find it anywhere online anymore. Remembered hearing about it for the first time from a comment on a Jackbox video and found it here
“Maybe it was a bad idea to play this after a long day of work.”
“Maybe you should’ve brought us the alcohol sooner, Tara!”
Polygon: "Give up on your dreams."
My brain: "Give up on your dreams of becoming a bakerrr, you gotta give up on your dreams." *clap clap*
"Too Horny" + "Vore Play". Classic Polygon content.
And great mouth feel
"Best name for a grizzled truck driver"
Buck "Fat Rig" Foss
i am concerned that pat has to explain the concept of a soft boiled egg
same, do americans not have them or is it just polygon?
we tend to avoid runny eggs because in America our eggs are stripped of the natural waxy coating before sale (also why we refrigerate them) so it's easier to get sick from them if they aren't cooked. soft-boiled isn't A Thing like it is in Europe. overeasy is as close as we get.
I keep forgetting brian only joined polygon in 2018. it feels like hes been in my life for 8 years
Brian died in 1892
pats asmr voice destroyed my entire existence
Howie Lemonds look up ASMArbys and have fun
I love the positive and supportive comments you can hear jenna make while everyone is talking. Every video she is in makes me love her more and more. Also probably one of my favorite jackbox videos yet!
I just really need to know what happened with Brian and the peaches.
he just doesnt like peaches
Ever since call me by your name..
Grant Ryder I came to say the same thing
“I’m going to go ahead and say it. BBQ sauce.”
IM NERVOUS ABOUT
That's just how generalized anxiety feels
Simone, the anticapitalist queen
maybe the real too horny was the finalist match we ended up with along the way
Thank you
No thank you
"Thats how I like my coworkers. . . STACKED!"-Simone
I love when ya'll do Jackbox. As always Pat is a riot.
A moment of appreciation for whoever’s laugh sounds exactly like my mother’s parrot when she wants attention
Crungle's Spicy Pops is definitely a fake food thing that they made up on the spot as a joke, right?
yes.
What, you've never heard of Crungle's CLASSIC Spicy Pops? They come in such timeless flavors as: Moisture, Mint, and Flavor-Loaded Onion Blast. So many fond childhood memories of snackin' down on some Crungs...
This sounds like something Griffin would say.
moisture flavored lmao
They’re real I googled them
"I could be snorting cardamom right now"
20:41 Too Horny could also be a sequel to shape of water
“Nothing matters. Give up on your dreams.”
Of becoming a baker
"Ooh slippery played the long game" XD
It should have been called "Wadonna and child"
You would totally need to urine test a weed tester. If their urine isn't showing high amounts of weed then you know they're slacking off.
"Be more funny! It's like stop saying stupid stuff and say good stuff, it's not that hard." I still think about those words every damn day, thank you Tara.
Thanks, I love it
Oh sweet christ. I work in an open office and I was wheeze-laughing so hard at this that my coworker's thought I was having a stroke.
"I forgot how word am." -Pat
Love it. :D
4:58 I love Simone's laugh
Everyone loves the little egg in a cup!
11:40 brian reveals that he is, in fact, immortal
Lol, I mean we all knew that. He could only posses that much chaotic energy if he were an all-knowing immortal being :)
Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel??
the peminine fenis
@@rynabuns the feninine pemis
I just ordered a pack of Crungle's Spicy Pops off of Amazon! Can't wait to try em out, thanks for the tip.
The way Brian starts to say "Maybe they're one of those people who..." and then trails off during the Batman and Robin question alarms me
Ya'll joke about it, but I would listen to Pat ASMR. And Simone ASMR. Polygon ASMR in general.
You do know about ASMRby's right?
I do nawwwwwt and the search isn't returning much of anything.
@@CruiseControlFurCool ASMArbys
Tara's voice would be perfect for a rwby character related to weiss schnee... anyone else?
every video with both simone and tara in it makes my gay heart take flight
Zoe the Ghost ikr 😍
Please have a 24 hour Jackbox live stream.
seconded
For the last few nights I've been watching all of the Polygon Jackbox videos on repeat...I've been #blessed
These jackbox videos are the best lmao
Simone's laugh is always my favourite part of these vids. please bring back jackbox.
"patrick. patrick."
"jenna. je.."
"TARA."
I live for pat saying “oi”
im so happy you guys are doing more of these jackbox vids together, i love them so much and it always cracks me up!!
Good Ol Vampire Briam
russ, pat, and simone are always such nice & comforting people to have on board (:
also brian with the smarmy four, don’t think we’ve forgotten
HELL YEAH BRIAN, glad to hear someone else is out there wishing they had given Angry Beavers the recognition it deserved. Solid entertainment. 10/10, would go nuts over a reunion special
russ is so funny censoring all the drawings. love him
This whole video was hilarious but I was doing good. "Hot dogs I don't know fuck" is what finally got me to choke on my coffee
Scrundler officially endorses Crungle’s Spicy Pops.
I was not aware, until this video, that the little egg in a cup with soldiers was considered an especially British thing. Interesting!
I hope this becomes a regular thing because this video was so, so good
How was "Peaches" not an answer for the best thing to eat??
Simone's laugh is just the best thing! It's even better without a visual cue that it's coming, like getting high-fived and hug-tackled at the same time by enthusiasm itself :)
22:50 “..now we have to use the crungle footage :/“ the clear disappointment at this realization is so fucking funny to me
So disappointed nobody wrote "More Peaches" for what's the best thing to eat after getting over a stomach flu
Wow I really just love everyone at Polygon omggg
Thanks, Brian for that casual reference to Amazing Island--there was so much button mashing in that game!
tara, this is the funniest goddamn video youve ever made
i love these videos! also i feel like the way this one was edited cut out a lot less prompts than y’all did with the last jackbox video, which makes me v happy!!
This jackbox series is the best way to cheer yourself up after an existential crisis
6:00 look at this galoomba!
It's funny that this video starts with ASMR, cause my favourite ASMR is 10 hours of Simone laughing on repeat; puts me right to sleep x
Lmao 'egg in a cup' is an egg and soldiers. Its peak
Love these Jackbox videos! (or just anything that gets a bunch of the polygon crew all together)
Why did Russ draw The Dirty Bubble from Spongebob
What did he mean when he drew this? *holds up a pair of nikes*
I can’t not think the titles a drawfee reference almost two years before the drawfee video
I'm disappointed no one called the goomba art "Pompadour 64"
This is my first Google result for "horse divorce"
i love when everyone is groaning about the final bracketeering prompt, and jenna's just like "ohohohohoh slippery played the LONG game!
PLEASE keep making jackbox videos, they bring me so much joy
Mmm spicie
This was one of my favorite polygon videos thank you
These videos never fail to make me die laughing.
CRUNGLE CRUNGLE CRUNGLE
Holy shit I wasn’t expecting the reference to mouth feel I’m dying