Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Wartio 2: Bunion Busters"
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- If you like wart puns, then you've come to the right place. This is probably the worst titled episode we'll ever do, but anyway, we're playing Jackbox Party Pack 4 again and it's fine, it's great. Nintendo don't look.
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I remember the first time I saw that Lynx video I thought "wow that sounds like Simone Polygon yelling" & now we've come full circle
This comment has stood for two years with no replies. I aim to remedy that.
@@prismglider5922 you fool what did you do
@@croissantfromage7289 aw damn
Simone "De Rochefort" Polygon
The phrase “Are you saying sonic would eat you out?” catapulted me into the astral plane
"Sonic is the opposite of DJ Khaled" I DIED
the black hole with the lynx cry was magical
* Opens video *
* Simone honks within the first 15 seconds *
Today is a good day.
rewatching old polygon jaxbox videos to make myself feel alive again
me but a year later
Meh Space Dorito same ghhhh
tangellalora overboard and jackbox monthly binge go brrrr
same
@@ellemenopy3714 thsi reminded me to do my monthly binge thank u
“it’s wednesday my dudes” *lynx yell*
"Are you saying Sonic would eat you out?"
Uh, YEAH Simone, has fanfiction taught you nothing?
sonic WILL eat you out. and that is a threat
I keep thinking the title says "Wario 2: Union Busters" and I'm ready to fight that yellow hatted scoundrel
I love how one of them skipped over the whole monster/doctor debate and went straight to calling the monster Adam
To be fair I am pretty sure that's his name that he has in the book? I think.
i wonder why they cut brian's quiplash. we'll never know who would finally stop getting cast in movies
or maybe just Adam Sandler, but dunno why they'd cut that
@@hollyfelis4197на ӡ
@@hollyfelis4197ц
i once got a quiplash question abt johnny depp so probs that one- i gave a very similar answer lmao
"I did not grow up to be frisky."
we have determined this to be a LIE.
edit: "are you saying Sonic would eat you out?"
Gem of the Night Are you implying he WOULDN'T?
Helen Ashbrook 👀👀👀👀
In Simone's defense, there was no other way to interpret Megan's statement
Andy Baldwin Oh, absolutely. She said what everyone was thinking. A hero.
Gem of the Night we all knew the truth. We just have to admit jt
9:55 I actually paused to try to logic this out - if "Has a great truth" is the true answer, it refers to itself, since that is the truth. If "Has a great lie" is the true answer, it refers to the answer "Has a great truth" as well, since that is the lie. Which means the ultimate question is whether "Has a great truth" is more great as a truth or as a lie.
As the truth, it is a tautology or at least very nearly one - if its truth makes it great, its greatness therefore makes it true. If it is the lie, at least it has the novelty of confounding expectations by being a statement about truth that is in fact the lie, which isn't that great but at least doesn't rely on circular reasoning. Therefore I lean towards the great lie being the correct answer.
to be completely fair, the great truth or the great lie mentioned in those answers do not have to be the answers themselves. there are more facts about a person than just the ones they show you.
Pat ‘Piglet’ Gill
Pat "Leg Day" Gill
3:17
Simone likes watching birds!
It’s a pastime that brings her so much joy
She likes watching birds
And she watches them all of the time
From the sparrow to the hawk
Robins, green herons, and ducks!
Oh yes, Simone likes watching birds
And she'd like for you to watch, too!
Roleplaying on LinkedIn is just Offices & Bosses from Hello From The Magic Tavern.
Dunking on JP in a Polygon video? Hell yeah
Liam Mazeika who is Jordan Petersen?
a fucking shithead
M. Wayne King of the Incels
@@governor_explosion King Lobster, Enemy of Trans People Everywhere
The almighty lobster god who we must appease with our freshly cleaned rooms
I appreciate you explicitly addressing the About You/Enough About You issue.
3:38 Pat gives such a high-quality answer here that I'm convinced he's thought about it before
THAT SCREAMING BLACK HOLE ANIMATION IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT IVE EVER GOTTEN THANKS LADS
"Sonic would eat you out" lore confirmed
I had to pause the video immediately after Pat said "I am the king of lies" in a sly voice to like it
hi i am sorry for the content of this comment but i literally just came back from Pompeii (very excited obviously) and unfortunately rock man did not actually die of rock and therefore did not escape Pompeii. Still got rocked though and that's what really counts in this life
"Died of rock" is what I want on my grave stone.
@@rhymeswithpicard8202 the gravestone is the rock
The Jovian Imagine dying by getting crushed by a tombstone
I hope the polygon lynx war cry was a thing that continued in the office after this
We all know Wario is a tool of the capitalist machine, but don’t let Waluigi fool you. He’s a Young Libertarian who’ll sell you out if necessary.
Waluigi is that guy who says he's libertarian but then you listen to him for three seconds and it's abundantly clear he's just an anarchist.
@@kappaross6124 Even better
@@kappaross6124 Waluigi actually a dictionary definition libertarian
thank you, for putting in the cut of a black whole making lynx noises. that was perfect
I hate how I had an immediate answer for an animated character I would date
Same
Same
Was it sonic
Lmaoo. I said Pablo from the backyardigans
I had multiple answers :(
Damnit Pat! Now that you're saying the "enough", what do we have to be unreasonably mad about?
Mariam Barnes not horny enough
Brian's presidential name should be :B:OTUS
Brian of the United States. But meme-y
MeonProductions 🅱️otus
Simone may have not become an ornithologist, but dang if she doesn't like grabbing them birds
starting this video out right with pat reflecting on his past mistakes
"Are you saying that sonic will eat you out?!" 😂😂
Love the screaming black holes! And Simone you are frisky don’t sell yourself short
When I saw that Simone seemed to be really into the Jurassic Park game & could name everything, I knew she had to be an Ornithologist at heart.
IM VERY UNHAPPY WITH MY LIFE AND CANT SLEEP BECAUSE IM STUCK IN A BAD SITUATION IN LIFE SO IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO TO FILL THE EVER-GROWING PAIN I FEEL EVERY DAY IN HOPES OF GETTING A SOMEWHAT PEACEFUL SLEEP.
It worked thank you polygon and goodnight :)
The right answer was obviously God of Wart
'No, Victor's the doctor' [implying Frankenstein is the monster] is the most powerful statement I've ever heard
a lynx sounds exactly like what a cartoon representation of a lynx would be
loving all these lynx dunks
Giraffe Energy, aka: BNE (Big Neck Energy)
all the yelling made my cat decide that he had to yell, too.
I literally laughed so hard I hurt myself at "you saying Sonic would eat you out?"
I’m very glad that other people appreciate the video of the two lynxes screaming
really good lynx editing on this one you guys
We need more Ross on the video team to make up for the lack of Griffin's high pitched laugh
My child will grow up under the stern yet caring gaze of trash-philosopher Slavoj Zizek
"Are you saying Sonic will eat you out?" I fucking love the sentences I am hearing in this video
Such a majestic episode.
I thought it said "Wartio 2: Union Busters" and I nearly died by inverting in on myself
Have a beautiful day, Polygon!
no u
"Pride doesn't matter. Only points"
A name is considered a single word appositive, so technically Jordan Peterson is 1 word
And he'd be a very unpopular candle
I really appreciate all the lynx sounds edited in 😂
cool time to have friends for 20 minutes
Pat is so good at this game
What is the Egypt project?
I need to know!
Kind of like the Manhattan project only with ancient technology. If you tell anyone we will come for you.🔺👁️
"HE'D FINALLY STOP GETTING CAST IN FUCKING MOV"
- Brian Gilbert, 2018
*lynx noises*
I love that Ross got not one but two replacement game gears (games gear?)
this video was so good... that's it. that's my review. just really Good
Bradipo Panzuto I rate this review really Good.
Fun Fact: The sound of two black holes colliding would not only be heard in the vacuum of space, but it would sound like a tremendous drum being struck.
sonic would treat you right. he'd take you on romantic adventures and shower you in affection and show you how magical life is. then he'd absolutely inhale that cake like a pro. sonic would TREAT, YOU, RIGHT.
I actually did say I wanted to be a giraffe when I grew up when I was 4 wth
Everybody is born with a head full of hair... Also, ya Jenna, I wasn’t refused to cut my hair short but hearing “why do you wanna cut all that hair” is still argh...
"Thank you for Wartching!"'
That VR-joke was brilliant!
Miss these, guys. How come you never make them anymore? They're hilarious!
CAN WE APPRETIATE THAT SIMONE KNOWS THE FRANKENSTEIN FANDOM CALLS THE MONSTER "ADAM"?!?!
🎵 Simone likes watching BIRDS 🎶
🎶 And she gets to watch them every day 🎵
It's been a while, wouldn't mind more of these !
To this day I love that Simone just never explained what the Egypt project was
the lynx thing brought up an old repressed memory called "The Missing Lynx"
this is the best video ive ever watched
what happened to this series it went away and as did my will to live
That lynx sound
mysterious extra answer at 18:31
"he'd finally stop getting cast in fucking mov" ... I wonder what the prompt was
I appreciate Simone going all in on Trashion
The blak hole clip was majestic.
Can there be more jacksbox videos? I miss them so much
i need there to be more of these
Imagining Simone as a clown is making me feel some sort of way.
The black hole animation lmao
When are the board game videos coming back??? I really liked those!!
still cant handle *HRUNSDT*
Pompei? More like Pomp - a new and enjoyable Polygon dot com comedy video.
Wartnite
GOD I JUST HAD SURGERY DONT RELEASE FUNNY VIDEOS YET STOP IT HURTS TO LAUGH
3:50 Love the sailor moon reference.
This one is so amazingly edited
one thing that pat learned recently is SONIC WILL EAT YOU OUT.
waIT ZIZEK WHAT.
Sonic is the opposite of dj Khaled ;)
Y'all imitating lynxes scared the shit out of my cat
Is it me or did whoever wrote the captions confuse Jenna and Simone for each other
I wish Jackbox would let you guys play the new YOU DON’T KNOW JACK
14:46 these are all the choices in any given situation.
Was that comment about some writers using subtext a Darkplace reference?????
*milks Jordan Peterson*
that zizek joke, lol pat