Even CRAYOLA made an MP3 player...
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the fact that it has 2 headphone jacks means that it has a +2 on modern high end smartphones
+2 respect
So true
Why buy the S22 Ultra that has a total of 0 headphone jacks when with that money you can buy like 200 Crayola nuggets with 2 headphone jacks each.
@@Lixover. FAX
I caved and bought a dingus DAC that has 3 jacks for like 45 dollars a week ago. Worth the loss of pride
"The biggest companies make the worst junk"
- Dingus
I think his name is wade
Dank "Wade" McDingus i. Pods, Esq. II
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
@@bloodakoos ye, it is.
Money degrades all the gods of man and turns them into commodities.
I can't wait for the day when he inevitably finds a dollar store mp3 player with absolutely pristine sound quality
"I found an Astell & Kern at the dollar store..."
It's the color green! Hello color green! (I'm just joking around, please don't take offence.)
Not an Mp3 but I still have an FM radio from Dollar Tree that's decent. I use it when I'm working on something where there isn't an outlet.
I love the *Even [insert brand] made an MP3 player!* series. You'll probably never run out of nuggets to make fun of either.
It's like how every American company made a gun for WWII, like there are m1 -Garands- Carbines made by IBM
@@WingMaster562 wait really? Damn now i gotta look up IBM M1 Garand
@@douglasthequilava my mistake, it was m1 carbines, not the Garand. American military naming convention got me acting. M1 bayonet, m1 canteen, lmao
@@WingMaster562 i still went looking up IBM M1 Garand
Its like a Hydra because when you review one nugget 2 more will take its place.
I absolutely love how every little Frank bit she has the epitome of "no thoughts head empty"
She has that expression that makes her look like she has exactly one brain cell that pings around her skill like the Windows screen saver.
Oh now that you've said that she is coming for you. No stopping her now, it's already too late
she looks content. like someone who only knows happiness. frank what do you know that we don't
@@racheltiffany9892 "Reject civilization. Return to monke."
the frank bit tucks me into bed
I've legit seen this thing in stores before, hilarious, no company can escape the mp3
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I won't
What about Scholastic books?
@@HChristoph I’m sure I’ve seen a MP3 player pen or school type thing at a scholastic book fair
@@vampvhs I meant they have never made a Mp3 player branded directly as Scholastic not just sold by them
More like the mp3 can’t escape the company
Fun fact: When dankpods was being ironic about the whole battery eating thing, it reminded me about the fun memory of when I was 5 and actually chewed a battery so much it burst and I swallowed the acid. I had to go to multiple doctors trips for the next 3 years just to make sure my whole digestive tract was fine and was doing its job.
So you're the most qualified person for us to ask, Are batteries as tasty as they look?
@@thekingoffailure9967 It tasted slightly tangy and sour, so if thats your thing, yeah
Aren’t most double a batteries alkaline?
@@edwinsalisbury83 I believe so? I don’t know all the details man, I was toddler, all I remember is chewing a battery, it suddenly tasting sour and multiple doctors trips
@@insrtmriohre fair enough, I just find it ironic that people say battery acid when talking about alkaline battery electrolyte. I know that there are batteries that use acid as an electrolyte.
This reminded me of another nugget Crayola slapped their logo on: a whole camera! The JPEGs it spat out were real crunchy, but the thing was built like an armored van. What I was blissfully unaware of before typing this comment is that they made cameras in the 90's as well.
Pixels so big they can get caught between your teeth.
@@blakksheep736 well if the pixels are too small they'll be a choking hazard
@@prylosecorsomething3194 the pixels of high quality products are far to small to get stuck in your throat.
Goes down like a fine wine.
I had a Crayola camera in like 2010 lol it was my first ever camera
It KINDA has something to do with creativity
Completely amazing the features missed the only genuine feature: dual headphone jacks
Putting 2022 flagship phones to shame
I think those were the features of the software?
What with that and the Crayola "button" that clearly looked like it was intended to be a button but actually wasn't, it looks like they actually wanted to do something at least kind of interesting here with this mp3 player, but the higher-ups cut the development early and forced it out to market.
@@arnox4554 It even looks like there are traces on the pcb to where the switch would sit, so there absolutely could have been a functional crayola button on this bad baby.
We need to increase our demands on cell phone manufacturers from adding a headphone jack to adding TWO headphone jacks so that adding one headphone jack becomes the compromise
why does this make sense
@@thealmightycrisprat "If you accept less, expect even less next time."
- Favyn
My old """"gamer""" tablet came with 2 headphone jacks and a mic that didnt work. U can use one of the jacks to voiceover the audio cuz it was that cheap
The original Sony Walkman actually had two headphone jacks.
The adapter is $8. It ain’t that bad. If you think it is, try becoming a guitarist, then you’ll never complain about phone cables again
The two headphone jacks with dual function are pretty neat actually. Companies today aren't even able to put one on their devices.
I'm guessing that the "speaker" in the nugget is actually the microphone. I have done some hack-y audio wiring in the past and ended up using an earbud as a mic. (I also had a speaker that would pick up radio waves based on how the tone knob on it was tuned, so I would sometimes pick up trucker chatter while playing games in the middle of the night)
The first time I used a speaker as a mic was in the Science Fair 200 in 1 Electronic Project Kit from Radio Shack I got for Christmas in the 1980s. It kind of worked.
@@fixman88 I have one of those, that's when I found out you can do that lol
@@firestone9755 Nice!
I bet that spooked you the first time it happened lol
@@fixman88 yeah speakers are just backwards microphones
Would love to see the box of mini USB cables at some point, that could be fun. How many do you think you actually have?
We also need a full version of "A brand new nugg" come on xD
@Don't Read My Profile Photo bot lmao
I have one that I am pretty sure is just the two connectors directly soldered to each other internally. Every time I find it while digging through my drawers, I smile.
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Hey, they can be useful. You have ton of USB-A plugs and miles of cables for all kinds of projects. Make yourself a nice usb fan, put two plugs together and build a gameboy sp charging cable, make yourself a jump rope, hang yourself in despair from all the cables, play hide and seek with some actually useful cable.
1:13 Ironically the controls being at a "wacky" angle makes it more accessible and ergonomic for your thumb
If you're using it on the right hand only that is
rip left handed people
@@mcstench8913 fuck dem lefties
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok, i won’t
@Don't Read My Profile Photo bot
Dual headphone jacks sounds like a genuinely cool idea on an mp3 player.
Like imagine if that was the norm for kids' mp3 players back in the day, just listening to stuff with your mates
I had a nugget with dual headphone jacks and speakers when a was a teenager, like... 13 years ago. It was so cool tho.
People always shared music when i was a teen, like one ear bud for each of you lol. Actually im pretty sure ive seen a couple girls doing that not that long ago on the bus.
@@meinnase Well obviously, I did that too, but one bud isn't close to a proper music listening experience, that's what I'm trying to say
there's adapters that do that
The original Walkman had two headphone jacks for shared listening. It was an idea from the dawn of portable music that was sadly forgotten.
Fun fact: I am 99% sure that the delay between the two jacks is because most BT speakers have a 0.5 sec delay in auxiliary mode. I am speaking from experience.
That would make sense, but the headphones were delayed not the speaker
@@michaelbrown5794 bahaha
I am speaking...
From experience!
This nugget would work wonders as a streaming microphone. Stuck in the early 2000's
Wizard yensid mic
Actually it says copyright 2010 on the buds....
I honestly don't think that Dank will ever run out of nuggets to talk about, and that's a good thing.
He could talk about stationary like Crayolas and I wouldn't be bored
As long as people are inventing mind blowing new technologies, others will be inventing nuggets for Dank to find. Bless
It’s 2030, Dankpods uploads a new video, it’s about Toto (the toilet company) making a nugget
@@evan_ramlie99 A braaand newww nugggg
Everything is a nugget
3:16
I don't know what you're talking about. That's a good smell, man.
Especially the flavored-colored ones!
Dank: “They have nothing to do with music!”
Me: *draws a treble clef*
Finally! A nugget that tastes as good as it sounds!
@Don't Read My Profile Photo get out
Lmao
HOOAAAHHH
I haven’t watched the video yet, but if your saying it sounds bad then your wrong. crayons taste amazing!
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ah I love bots
Ultimate question: can I draw with the mp3 player?
@Don't Read My Profile Photo bot
@Don't Read My Profile Photo bro this gonna lead to a rickroll 😭
Imagine tho
@@STICKOMEDIA that would be dope
Probs not bc it’s cheap asf
"Can you believe nobody bought this?!" is becoming the Dankpods equivalent of Scott the Woz's "This game blows!"
And *both* apply to Chibi-Robo Zip Lash
breaking news: zoomers rediscover the "catchphrase"
@@sweetypuss jesus kill me
It's actually pretty fitting that an mp3 player from crayola of all companies would smell like a sharpie
"This is the biggest nugget I've seen"
Dank, no it's not. Remember the big red one the size of a phonebook?
I'd say it doesn't count since you could've technically put its guts in a smaller shell.
That wasnt a nugget it was a whole thanksgiving turkey
It feels like it’s been ages since something has got the 1 Grit
I was thinking the same thing
In a few past videos he mentioned being worried about breaking the 1 grit, so he hasn't been using it as much.
@@lazzie7495 even the rock is a fragile nugget.
"It's got 2 headphones jacks"
Crayola MP3 nugget from 10 years ago beating modern flagship smartphones.
thats the most high quality mic ever m8 7:01
You know, these could've been just a little bit cooler if you could custom order one of these in whatever Crayola color you wanted. The nugget and audio quality would still be hot garbage, but at least it'd look a little better for you
Yeah, complex custom manufacturing systems for a really cheap low (or no) profit margin product on 2010, not sure that's the best idea
They at least could have made a few models of iconic colors with matching headphones
Big companies make the worst junk, nobody puts thought into products like this
@@lpkombi6685 M&Ms do it, so it's possible.
I don't think the team in Easton, PA had a lot of input in this device. Hallmark in KC probably just licensed the brand out .
Nothing like a nugget with 2GB flaunting "96 hours of music or 1800 songs" which equals 0.35MB a minute or 1.11MB a minute depending on which calculation you use
_(to realistically fit a minute of audio into 0.35MB, the file would need to be ~46kbps, which you could imagine doesn't sound all too good)_
*46kbps...* Holy dog shit.
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Still beats XM radio. Godamn that shit is hot garbage.
*also known as the sound of gravel*
Is lower than 128kbps even legal? This may violate some human rights.
4:55 i can't unsee them now
I love the different ways he refers to his PKCELLs in each video, ranging from quiet sadness to abject blind fury
Can't wait for the day this man gets so fed up with bad nuggets he just creates his own
I mean, Fiio seem to love him, I'm sure they'd do a run of Shrek Green players.
I was going to suggest a FrankeNug but I feel the snake would be involved..... Hmm.
I need a full length studio recording of "A Brand New Nug"
LMAO to anyone still liking this months old comment I actually made it and posted it on the dankpods subreddit
7:42 this makes me laugh-
6:27 confused Dankpods noises
I remember seeing this in target around 2012 back when I was in pre k, and I'm pretty sure nobody bought them.
one of the boxes had a layer of dust on top of it, and it was in the front of the stock
"2012 back when I was in Pre K"
Fuck I'm old.
You aren't.
I'm young
Finally, an MP3 player that I can shove up my nose, can’t do that with a ipod
3rd gen Shuffle will do if you try hard enough.
9:33 when you die in a Lego game
0:19 ffs that one got me more then it should have 😂 good shit
I wish I could remember the brand of my first mp3player... around 2002-2004, silver. "gumstick" shaped.
you could set the LCD backlight color. betweenm 7 colors I think?
probably 128mb or maybe 256mb.
it had silver braid inside vinyl kinda strap. I had it everywhere I went!
if anyone has any ideas what model it could have been, please lemme know I'd love to try and pick one up for nostalgia!
Commenting for visibility. I hope you find it!
You described like 80% of the “pendrive” MP3 players. The color change of the backlight was the cheapest gimmick they could go for, considering how everything else was pretty much the same (except Creative that made a “pendrive” MP3 player that was somehow unique). You can grab any brand that promises those features and chances are that they’re the same model. Could probably go get one now too, since they used AA/AAA batteries and can just pop new ones in.
Ok
search up bootleg pendrive mp3 player i had the one your telling
S1 MP3 Player (seen in Biggest Companies Make the Worst Junk)
Wade all I’ve gotta say is thanks for getting me into the iPod community you gave given me more than enough info to fix some iPods with the eBay special thank you for hours of fun
First reply.
Ipods are fire
@Don't Read My Profile Photo i dont care
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
@Don't Read My Profile Photo nah
2:08 oh, my PUKSELLS
6:02 "the dad bitch" 🤣
I can't unhear that now...thank u
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its so weird now that ive exhausted the dankpods backlog im desperately waiting every weeks upload bc i need more dank
nugget deficiency
2:30 awesome selling points
0:37 footage of DankPods installing Window(s) on an HP
I just ADORE how you present the topic of the video right in the beginning. All cards on le table. A hundie percent brilliant!
Finally, an edible MP3 player
United States Marine Corps moment
@@NoTraceOfSense I spent longer than I'd like to admit trying to find this comment
Dank should show off his cord collection.
3:05
A Brand new nugg !
Can you believe no one bought these ! 😂😂😂😂😂
0:13 "thfroazenwuns"
Now that you made a joke about drawing something with the Crayola MP3 player, you gotta actually do it
Thank you for helping me get through these past few days, your vids are highly bingable.
This is the first video I've seen of yours and you're hilarious! I love how extreme your reactions are!
You know what wasn't as crappy? I had a Crayola branded 110 film camera growing up, and it was OK! I lost my 1st one at the KOA Campground near Niagara Falls in 2003; somehow my folk's were able to find a 2nd one. I still have it, it lives in my desk somewhere.
Missed opportunity: crayon MP3 player Coated in crayon so you can draw with it but that takes ✨effort✨
such a shame the foam fell off the Crayolabuds, i’m sure that *drastically* altered the tuning 😪
8:39 i cackled a bit too much at this 😂
That rear "speaker" is probably the microphone.
Your dank never fails to disappoint
🎶 A brand new nuggggggg, I can’t believe no one booooought this 🎶
*They have an actual unique feature with 2 headphone jacks so you can listen with a friend, but they list all the other bs besides that on the back*
MP3-players exists.
Company’s: “It’s free real estate.”
“Features” are like when you have a minimum requirement of slides, but nothing of substance to put down 😂
I honestly, excitedly scream aloud to myself when I see that there is a new DankPods video 😁
AAA?
Hey man, I discovered your channel about a month ago and I’ve been watching your videos ever since. The other day I took the inside panel off my car door to fix the window and the bottom was loose, and I thought to myself in an Australian accent “someone’s been in here…”
I laughed too hard at "Kids love eating crayons, now they've made a smooth version."
Always love seeing Frank! All hail Frank!
Oh and wow 😯 I mean as soon as the parts were cheap it seems everyone needed to make an MP3 player. With the most basic parts imaginable because no one from the company is familiar with electronics, so they give it to a Chinese factory to make 🏭 no really I wonder if there was a factory that a company could just put in an order for something with their logo? If someone knows of this link it! Get a DankPods MP3 Supernugget!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Home Depot made an MP3 player.
Home Depot makes Headphones that also are OSHA earplugs
@@janmelantu7490 They do? I never knew that.
@@janmelantu7490 Ah, perfect to listen to the Home Depot Theme.
I work at Harbor Freight (Cheap as hell tools of questionable build quality), and they have a bluetooth speaker/fm radio thing for like 45 USD
@@PlayButtonPone Does it run on power tool battery packs? (I think I've seen radios, coffee makers and heated vests(!) that do that.)
Listen guys, i got a theory: Y'all have heard of the everything-turns-crab theory. Get ready for everything-turns-mp3
(And yes, the crab theory is only meant for crustaceans I think, so we won't develop a sturdy shell and scissors, sadly)
Even worse, I won't have a dingus mp3 version of me :(
Don't believe this guy's lies. We'll be crabs, guaranteed
@@SP-sy5nq oh you poor chap
@@JanglePangle Are you a crab?
Reject both theories. Return to monke.
Seeing what various injuries dankpods has on his hands every episode is funny and sad
Hello Dank,
First of all, let me say thank you for another classic nugget video, loved every second of it.
I would also like to make a small request/video idea that I think a lot of people would appriciate.
I have noticed that you never took a look at Marshals line of products, both headphones and especially their posrtable and semi portable (bluetooth) speakers, and I think it will be a really nice treat to hear what our favourite Aussie thinks about them. Especially since they sort of gained popularity in the recent years and can be found in most of the electronic shops here in Europe.
Just a tought though, you do you, you are the best, we over here just simping :)
Keep it up with the vids and the streams mate, could not have gone though the recent months without them :)
Epic video. Always love watching your videos
One minute in and you get a free quote!
"Uhhh... ehhhh, huuuuhh?" -DankPods -2022 0:31, "Even CRAYOLA made an MP3 player..."
the reason why the side yellow bits are yellow is probably because they're going through a process called rubber reversion, Mr Mobile goes into detail about it on his "when phones were fun" series
8:20 Isn't the delay actually the fault of the Bluetooth speaker? Seems weird though, as that should not happen on the wired aux mode...
1:03 curious george laugh
I think this might have the angriest "Oh my Pkcell..." On the channel. New record!
I grew out of iPods for i while randomly remembers ur channel and I’m back love ur vids
This reminded me of some Crayola RBG lightbulbs i had years ago. shit was dim, had a high pitch sound coming from it, and had a remote that could switch the colors but only from a short distance.
7:58 Yes my favorite feature of MP3 players; Mediterranean Shipping Company
The real question is what product isn’t an MP3 player?
Yo mom
Fiio : We made a music player with 4 headphone jacks.
Crayola : Watch out, we're coming for you.
I want to hear Dank drop every device he records from, just so we can _hear_ how empty they are.
Damn its been ages since I've seen clip on headphones! I can't use in ears without pain so a video on clip ons would be very nice, if those still exist of course :'c
Koss still makes a ton of them.
I used to like clip on for the very same reason, until I found out it slides off easily when I move or sweat (was using it in a airconditioned desk job)
Nowadays, over-ear and bone conduction are the hip thing from whippersnappers who also don't want ear-in. Even the soft ear-in hurts, but imagine the old ones which are large as a thumb.
Imagine how amazing it is if one of those 2 headphones jacks turned out to be balanced output
all your crazy vids i've watched, and THIS is the one that finally made me hit the Sub button LOL
I think a lot of these came out around the time adults were more anti-smartphone for kids. Like 8 year olds didn’t usually have smartphones then, hence flooding the market with cheepo mp3 players they could convince parents were ‘just as good as’ ipods. Even though they 😅obviously weren’t.
Wade's enthusiasm in every video genuinely brightens my day, dankpod day is the best day of the week!
3:39 At least it's better than smelling like urine
you know when wade screamed at the pukcell.. it got me thinking... you really know you have made it when all the junk on your desk has lore behind it all
As soon as I saw the foam clip on phones I knew we were in for some disintegration... That foam has a 10 year shelf life to the day lol
4:35 They couldn't even afford a capital C.
I saw a Craig branded cheapo DVD player at Walgreens a couple days ago, and it made me start laughing historically. I am pretty sure the lady at the counter thought I was crazy.
Having twistables in year 1 was basically the same as being a billionaire, you had everyone coming up to you wanting handouts
My favorite feature of this is that it plays music
3:59 atleast appreciate the package design DankPods
crayola makes the weirdest non-art related shit. their body wash and bath toys confused the shit out of me as a kid. now i have no energy to be shocked 😭
loved the video keep up the amazing work
Apperentally caryola made two mp3 players where this is the older version.