The low-power mic is actually incredible, it captures the room noise perfectly while your actual voice gets turned into Au Clair de Lune on the phonautograph
@Lon 🅥 copypasta in bots 2: electric boogaloo To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
sometimes i forget that dank is an acual musician so when he busted out that shit and started making something that sounded actually decent i was suprised
My condolences to those who are color blind as red, green and orange are some of their more difficult colors to see. A beloved teacher once informed us that he was slightly color blind and that those colors could be difficult for him. He wore a green shirt to school one day and I cheekily asked him if he knew what color shirt he was wearing. He glanced down, realized what I was referring to and then flipped me off 😂. Seriously one of my favorite teachers.
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I had an old Casio “keyboard” growing up that my parents must have bought my siblings in the ‘90s. SAME EXACT SAMPLES! I’ve needed closure on the crappiness of these sounds my entire life and you’ve given it to me. Bless you.
Wearing my A168W-1 right now. I know I have seen an F-91W in one of these videos, hopefully he looks at old digital watches in a Patreon video or something.
Have had 2 Casio watches, one was small but an absolute tank of a watch, other had their "super illuminator" light that died within a month of using the watch lmao
@@s8wc3 That may part of it, sure.... Buuut, it's still not a good mic what so ever even if it would sound "better" it would still not sound good. But again, it's a toy, so I think we can let it slip lol. :)
I'm sick whilst watching this to make me feel better and the included """"microphone"""" genuinely sent me into a coughing fit from laughing with its quality, that was incredible
I really really love it when you introduce more and more old treasures from the 80/90's, keep it up! Quick edit : posted this when i just started watching the vid, i'm at the middle of it and this is one of the best video he has ever made
I was eating lunch while watching, and at 6:28 I legitimately had to turn the video off (by throwing my phone onto the couch and leaving the room) because I was about to start choking on my chips due to laughter. Good shit dankpods...even if it almost cost me my life lol.
OH MY GOD. 7:03 to 7:12, those sounds it makes.... I had this as a child. It looked familiar but I wasn't sure, but those SOUNDS. TOOK ME RIGHT BACK. CANADIAN CHILDHOOD REDISCOVERED.
Finally His Dankness is dipping to the Casio nugs. Loads of interesting watches they did and they really pushed the envelope with some calculator designs. Hopefully you'll explore their avenue a tad for some fun nugs!
@Monochromatik You mean the G-Shocks? They are actually really fucking good, and many watch collectors actually collect them, believe it or not. There's one model of G-Shock called the GW9400 (Rangeman) which was made just about a decade ago, but Casio's still making and selling them because they're that fucking good and in demand, and even used prices for one go for about $180 to $200. Again, even though they've been making this model since forever.
4:49 When you started telling the first story through the microphone, my brain immediately went to the thought of when I used FM transmitters for music in my car, and then I started getting close to the station of which my FM transmitter was set to. The radio station nearby would start to tap in, sounding just like that. Edit: Can anyone tell me what he said first time around? I heard something about a rap battle, and success, idk.
@@leo._.vincent Oof, if you’re willing to spend some money you can buy a new stereo head unit for the car but other than that idk any other options, what year is the car
My parents have had that EXACT calculator kicking around the house since I was a kid! So weird opening a video and seeing something so incredibly familiar.
My favorite thing is when I just can't understand Wade's unhinged rambling improvisations because of the quality of the microphone, because every once in a while I can hear the word "Mate", and that's basically the extent. This seems like a pretty neat toy.
The Casio he prepared for the aftershow (on the left) is the most popular model terrorist used for bomb timers, because they were so reliable... I had one as a kid and got in a bit of trouble at the airport (2003) for wearing it
this is the last copypasta im making today, i just wanna watch the video. plz enjoy game p.s: this is all your fault youtube/google: Nice strawman dude. Like you should get an award for it If you really wanna go down that route, I should probably pull up the fact that "the more people who disagree with me" have never once stepped foot in the areas, like Arizona, trying to dictate policies for people who's lifestyle they only get an extremely skewed and stereotyped view of us. Oh and I should probably mention the fact that it's not "more people who disagree" and should pull the shit out such as how the counties with "more people who disagree with me" had impossibly high voter turnout, or how in Maricopa county alone, they found enough falsified votes to swing the state blue yet nothing was done about it. Or the fact that you literally resorted to a strawman to counter me not wanting urban people who have never stepped fucking foot outside of an urban center deciding what they think is best for the millions of people who don't live in an urban hellhole. So fuck off
Those orange gloves are great. I use the grippy, textured ones when working on cars. They show pen writing better than any other color, so jotting quick notes is easy.
my copypasta ammo is lowering, i cant keep doing these: Hard to say, but did you know that the R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily.
@@oscarcacnio8418 First started doing it when I worked for AAA. Easy to jot down call numbers and other things I’d have to run through the phone or computer on sight.
I had to pause at 5:00 'cuz I was dying from laughter. It records you inhaling more clearly than literally anything else. How is it _this_ bad?! Thanks for another adventure, my dude.
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It's incredible how he takes 1 second to hear the different sounds it can do in one mode, and then do a beat with it. While each beat do have very similar underlying beats, they each incorporates each sound in different ways.
I am dissapointed he didn't write a Rap version of the CASHIES theme with this. Especially when he dropped that "M8"8:02, was hyped for some sick bars.
This is the fartiest microphone so far. It totally makes you sound like a Dalek. And it's a device where that's supposed to be one of the main features, unlike in an mp3 player where most people never record anything so they won't find out.
7:06 DankPods: _nervous giggling_ *proceeds to flawlessly play Facility from GoldenEye 64* Yep. Gettin' real 90's up in here with the N64 music, the slime green iPad, and the Nickelodeon orange gloves lmao
Amazing. This thing is like a stripped down version of my casino rapman keyboard.. yes I bought it in the 90s and yes I still have it.i will say the scratch disk has more and better sounds, but it has the same rap beat patterns... I think the keyboard has more though and no HAM clip, the microphone was a tiny bit better and even had a foam afro
yada yada copypasta yada bots yada (really long warning): Part 1: I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this bullshit, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident. Part 2: Something strange happened on October 3rd. The constant smell of weed and air conditioner piss has stopped for 6 minutes, odd. I go outside at 5:10 in the morning and see the Avengers have arrived to fuck up my city again due to alien invasion, I was like “what in deblasio’s left nipple happened?”. Hulk destroyed my bike and I was pissed. I was like OH C’MON while Captain America’s shield broke through my filthy window out the other end of my closet of an apartment. I took off from the ground using my propeller powered yankee hat to get the fuck out of Harlem for the time being since my office building was damaged. I landed in yankee stadium and was immediately beaten the shit out of and kicked out because I made the squeegee guys jealous. Fuck this I thought, I flew to another city to see how I could relax there. As soon as I landed in Detroit my hat was stolen and I was immediately gunned down by 20 gangsters and 72 IRA (don’t ask why the IRA was there). Luckily after I got my bullet wounds stitched up for a small cost of $397,562,184 per hour I was in the hospital, I crafted a set of wings with pizza slices I got out of the dumpster to fly back to New York. The Avengers were gone but the city was still fucked up and my boss screamed at me for not showing up to work in the middle of an alien invasion. My salary was lowered to $4 an hour but at least I kept the job. The traffic was still shit so it took me 27 hours to get home, missing 14 shifts. Eventually I just said fuck it and decided to smoke as much weed as possible, which my boss actually congratulated and raised my salary to $4.01 an hour. One day I decided to go to Philadelphia for sweet revenge on those eagle fans. While they were busy sticking their heads in horseshit, me and some fellow New Yorkers smashed all their car windows and instituted a New York style Lebensraum to cleanse the land of Philadelphians. My buddies were all convicted of war crimes against humanity but I got off Scott free because I offered the judge a bribe of 2 cents. For the first time ever I felt proud of my city. When I got back I was immediately gunned down by state police for not retaking my driving exam. I waddled back to my apartment for 5 seconds then my job as my shift was starting soon. Such is the average life of a New Yorker.
That was wa-aaaaay more fun than I expected. Also, I have that calculator, but the HS-8LU model with a platinum finish and soft-touch buttons. Also very 90s. Cost me $10 about 25 years ago.
I have a similar but way bigger toy that I used quite often, the issue was as always the batteries, but this one has a lil barrel plug for a power supply, unfortunatelly my power supply was ever so slightly more powerful than needed and it's fried now.
New funniest Dankpods video. I thought smashing Scarlet Fire through dirtybuds was the pinnacle of distorted audio humor, but the low battery Rapman has now taken the crown
The mic included in this product is the one that they use to make announcements at your local train station/airport.
Imagine having such shite content you need to use shitty bots to force people to watch your garbage
Sounds like the announcements in the school gym
This is the mic Elijah used in blood money
And grocery stores as well
Cute miku pfp
I love how he's actually just casually putting together sick beats of his own, just in messing around with it.
Mark of a musician lol
Further proof that its that Artist not Tools.
Ikr, like he just starts making beats without a problem
@@BeefiusGravius Many artists are tools
Or the artist is actually Tool
It sounds like it's saying clap yo hand
The low-power mic is actually incredible, it captures the room noise perfectly while your actual voice gets turned into Au Clair de Lune on the phonautograph
It's also got the rare and impressive ability to make me laugh until I cry everytime I hear it.
I love you Rapman!
what
“It is easily the most 90’s thing I’ve seen”
Couldn’t agree with you better, Wade.
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These bots should kill themself.
@Lon 🅥 copypasta in bots 2: electric boogaloo
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Why did you rawdog his name like that?
His name is Dankpods
I like how the sounds can vary from standard hip hop beats to the sound of the universe collapsing
Underrated comment 🤣🤣💀💀
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This guy is really talented it would be cool if he became a professional drummer or something
Then 8BitDrummer would have some competition
@@machiner6 I agree
@@machiner6 TRUE
He is-
He was a jazz drummer and streams it on floatpane.
@@ShEAN6969 r/woosh
sometimes i forget that dank is an acual musician so when he busted out that shit and started making something that sounded actually decent i was suprised
LMAO. Same...😭
I would like but sus profile
this reminds me of eurodance The whole culture around it that started modern rap music kind of
He did make some sick beat with that thing, and I’m actually enjoying it! That’s real talent right there 👌
Welcome to the music industry baby
@dankpods please use this to compose stuff
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It’s almost as if he is a real musician!!! Lol :P
野生啾啾鞋
"It's entombed in the 90's, it's like thirty years old"
As someone born in the nineties this hurt me more than it should
your 90????
@@ukargeo please tell me you're joking
@@TMBKTheLazyBee are you ,ll 90
@@ukargeo I can't understand a single word of what you're saying
@@TMBKTheLazyBee you must be old
This is the first time where the mic stories not only fail to be picked up by the rest of us but even by the aussies. That's impressive.
There was also MegaPod, which had a screaming mike that totally drowned Wade's voice out.
I got "2006", "happened" and "mate".
@@caav56 MegaPod?
@@caav56 Ah yes the digital screams of agony fitting for a horror ARG voicetape
@@John-Doe-Yo the giant airpod from the "Bootleg airpods time" video, easily the funniest recording sample we ever got
I absolutely adore these samples. They sound like something from a anti drug rap song saying that smoking the devil's lettuce will send you to hell.
you could make death grips with it
"Inhale Baal's cabbage and you'll go straight to HECK"
Don't copy
Don't copy that floppy
@@aseheavyindustries798 next death grip banger "Rapman 10" brought to you by Casio Rapman ™
@@aseheavyindustries798 you could make Death Grips out of anything
Doesn't mean you should
We finally did it boys.
A microphone so bad we can't even understand the sweet DankPods mic test lore.
I could.
@@teresanicoloso1361me too
It's hard to forget dankpods is a musician, but it REALLY showed on the INSTANT grooving upon being presented with drums
I really hope the orange gloves become as iconic as the green iPad. That would be really fun
you never can expect anything
It does pop against the green.
My condolences to those who are color blind as red, green and orange are some of their more difficult colors to see. A beloved teacher once informed us that he was slightly color blind and that those colors could be difficult for him. He wore a green shirt to school one day and I cheekily asked him if he knew what color shirt he was wearing. He glanced down, realized what I was referring to and then flipped me off 😂. Seriously one of my favorite teachers.
Edd China gloves making a regular appearance on Dank’s channel would be quite something 👀
@@timdiskodisken6241 We need a crossover where Edd China is on Garbage Time working on the Niki.
Musicians using musical toys is such a nice treat. This actually reminds me of Jack Black using the SaxoBOOM
The plastic appears to have held up super well actually. Definitely seems like something Deadmau5 would use
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Can't wait to hear a new release with this majestic machine
All the kids love dead mau five. I believe it’s some sort of electrical music or whatever the kids think is hip these days.
@@nyan5000 ::::)
@@nyan5000 this is str8 up poetry m8
I love how chill the person in the mic tests are even though their life is in the deepest depths of the gutter
@Kurtis If you'd stop creating spam accounts, then it'd be "Finally my dad's back from getting the milk."
@@dashingriggs responding to bots on UA-cam is sisyphian
@@dashingriggs I’m just reporting them for sexually explicit so that UA-cam will at least care and it’ll have a higher chance of deleting
I had an old Casio “keyboard” growing up that my parents must have bought my siblings in the ‘90s. SAME EXACT SAMPLES! I’ve needed closure on the crappiness of these sounds my entire life and you’ve given it to me. Bless you.
I think that they actually did a version of this with a keyboard, so it might’ve been literally the same samples.
I found the casio Rapman keyboard in sweden
@@eighthalo1the what
@@RadeonVega64 The Casio keyboard is a music Instrument made for Kids and my cousin had one and gave it to me
"Casio is known for their calculators and keyboards"
Watch enthusiasts: They make GOD TIER watches!
I'm not even a watch enthusiast AND I own a Casio keyboard but the first thing that always pops up my mind when I hear Casio are watches
Wearing my A168W-1 right now. I know I have seen an F-91W in one of these videos, hopefully he looks at old digital watches in a Patreon video or something.
Nice. Nico Leonard reference lmao
Have had 2 Casio watches, one was small but an absolute tank of a watch, other had their "super illuminator" light that died within a month of using the watch lmao
Watch unenthusiasts: They make YA MUM TIER watches
Dude... Someone needs to take your "mic tests" and animete the stories and make a playlist. My gawd I'd laugh for days
there are some animations already lol, and are so flipping cool
@@Cavi0 can you link some?
@@Cavi0 link pls
@@dorito_doublestinky1347 found this one: ua-cam.com/video/SolY6nsnpsg/v-deo.html
@@rhayvenlance huh i thought i had shared it
prolly it got caught by the spam filter
yep spam filter bruh
I actually died laughing at the first mic test, really needed that after a grueling day at work. Thanks for all you do man!
I love how at 5:47 dank just sounds like a half life character thanks to the mic lol he sounds like the scientist screaming his head off
I died at this part.
Holy shit now that you mention it, it's so much funnier now
STOP ATTACKING
NAAAHHH
NO! IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
4:48 Damn, that's some real pro level audio quality right there. My God, Casio truly has outdone themselvs this time!
I think it's because he has the volume cranked
@@s8wc3 That may part of it, sure.... Buuut, it's still not a good mic what so ever even if it would sound "better" it would still not sound good. But again, it's a toy, so I think we can let it slip lol. :)
1:20 words cannot describe how much I love the way wade says this. it puts a stupid grin on my face every time
I'm sick whilst watching this to make me feel better and the included """"microphone"""" genuinely sent me into a coughing fit from laughing with its quality, that was incredible
Feel better soon!
@@shaneboss40 thank you!
I’m also laughing my covid off
As a prior music artist I would love to hear you legitimately compose something out of that nugget. A.. Nugget theme song if you will.
YEEEEEEEEES
halfway through the universe just collapses because the pkcells were dying lmao
@4:51 This thing is so ahead of it's time. They were making equipment for mumble rappers all the way back in the 90s.
I really really love it when you introduce more and more old treasures from the 80/90's, keep it up!
Quick edit : posted this when i just started watching the vid, i'm at the middle of it and this is one of the best video he has ever made
yes
@Lon 🅥 shut
@@garemge replying to the bot dose nothing.
@@Slash0mega and
i still can be mad at em
I agree with you, i laughed for too long at the ham
I was eating lunch while watching, and at 6:28 I legitimately had to turn the video off (by throwing my phone onto the couch and leaving the room) because I was about to start choking on my chips due to laughter. Good shit dankpods...even if it almost cost me my life lol.
The power of the mic of the Rap Man HAHAHA
finally we know where all the 7 year olds on xbox 360 got their mics from.
Boi turn on captions and it’s even worse!
Worth it
7:36
"got yo ham!"
Lmao, I’m pretty sure it’s saying “clap your hands” I can’t tell you how hard I’ve laughed through this whole video. I loved it dude. Thank you!
fun fact! that “clap your hands” is from the starting of Kurtis Blow - The Breaks 🤣
CRAP YOUR HAAAMS
Rapman
@@sleepyboy8011 you beat me to it lol
i kept hearing god damn
OH MY GOD. 7:03 to 7:12, those sounds it makes.... I had this as a child. It looked familiar but I wasn't sure, but those SOUNDS. TOOK ME RIGHT BACK. CANADIAN CHILDHOOD REDISCOVERED.
Were you also a teen pop sensation that performed at the opening of shopping malls?
@@TheRossMadness Oh you know I was. Robin and I had a few hit duets
I've never laughed at a video as much as this one. This is truly a classic video!
Same, this was truly hilarious. If only Run DMC would've had a Rapman. lmao 🤣
Same! The mic segment had me dying and it made my day lmao
Finally His Dankness is dipping to the Casio nugs. Loads of interesting watches they did and they really pushed the envelope with some calculator designs. Hopefully you'll explore their avenue a tad for some fun nugs!
Also Casio also actually did a console.
@Monochromatik You mean the G-Shocks? They are actually really fucking good, and many watch collectors actually collect them, believe it or not. There's one model of G-Shock called the GW9400 (Rangeman) which was made just about a decade ago, but Casio's still making and selling them because they're that fucking good and in demand, and even used prices for one go for about $180 to $200. Again, even though they've been making this model since forever.
4:49 When you started telling the first story through the microphone, my brain immediately went to the thought of when I used FM transmitters for music in my car, and then I started getting close to the station of which my FM transmitter was set to. The radio station nearby would start to tap in, sounding just like that.
Edit: Can anyone tell me what he said first time around? I heard something about a rap battle, and success, idk.
I still have to use one because my infiniti doesn't have aux, or Bluetooth audio... Just a USB for your iPod 😐
@@leo._.vincent you can buy a usb to aux adapter for like under 5$
@@fyretnt I tried one it didn't work 😢
@@leo._.vincent Oof, if you’re willing to spend some money you can buy a new stereo head unit for the car but other than that idk any other options, what year is the car
@@leo._.vincent you think thats bad? I have a CD player and that's it, god damn dumb if you ask me when tapedecks can have an aux adapter
7:51 this part is unironically a banger, sounds like something from the Sega Genesis
Who knows it might use the same sound chip?
M8
Toejam and Earl vibes for sure
It sounds more like a sample soundchip than then Yahama YM2612 (Sega Genesis soundchip) and it only uses FM synthesis
Sounds like Sonic Spinball's Toxic Caves
My parents have had that EXACT calculator kicking around the house since I was a kid! So weird opening a video and seeing something so incredibly familiar.
(He broke into your childhood home)
five replies only one is a human
@@lance_374 I think Dankpods is facing the same thing as other popular UA-camrs right now, where bots just completely take over the replies section.
@I Can't Think of a Name Can Offscreen6 run Doom?
Wait he was actually laying down some pretty sick beats, we demand more music made with the rapman!
more like the batman
I want to hear all the pre-made beats. They sound like 90s video game menu music.
Based Bonk
7:56 pov: you are 6 years old, you just found an old nokia full of games and you are absolutely loving it
My favorite thing is when I just can't understand Wade's unhinged rambling improvisations because of the quality of the microphone, because every once in a while I can hear the word "Mate", and that's basically the extent.
This seems like a pretty neat toy.
Who's wade?
Dankpod’s real name is Wade
@@idonthaveausername.8035 Oh
The Casio he prepared for the aftershow (on the left) is the most popular model terrorist used for bomb timers, because they were so reliable... I had one as a kid and got in a bit of trouble at the airport (2003) for wearing it
That, or the Nitro you had on under it.
this is the last copypasta im making today, i just wanna watch the video. plz enjoy game
p.s: this is all your fault youtube/google:
Nice strawman dude. Like you should get an award for it If you really wanna go down that route, I should probably pull up the fact that "the more people who disagree with me" have never once stepped foot in the areas, like Arizona, trying to dictate policies for people who's lifestyle they only get an extremely skewed and stereotyped view of us. Oh and I should probably mention the fact that it's not "more people who disagree" and should pull the shit out such as how the counties with "more people who disagree with me" had impossibly high voter turnout, or how in Maricopa county alone, they found enough falsified votes to swing the state blue yet nothing was done about it. Or the fact that you literally resorted to a strawman to counter me not wanting urban people who have never stepped fucking foot outside of an urban center deciding what they think is best for the millions of people who don't live in an urban hellhole. So fuck off
Yikes.
ha, i was going to say 'aah that's the casio Insurgent special' but you beat me to it.
Brown?
I'd love to watch a VOD of you creating pieces with only this thing. It slaps!
Petition for 7:56 to be the theme song for DankPods
Presses rap buttons for 10 seconds, immediately evolves back into drummer
6:56 that disc scratch makes me laugh so hard lmao
HUH HEH HUH HEH
The drum sounds, especially the kick, have a special place in my heart.
Those orange gloves are great. I use the grippy, textured ones when working on cars. They show pen writing better than any other color, so jotting quick notes is easy.
@Delsts 🅥 No. Go spam that somewhere else.
my copypasta ammo is lowering, i cant keep doing these:
Hard to say, but did you know that the R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily.
@@nyan5000 so like what’s your goal with these copy and pasted comments lol
Why is this the first time I've heard of somebody else writing notes on their gloves?!
@@oscarcacnio8418 First started doing it when I worked for AAA. Easy to jot down call numbers and other things I’d have to run through the phone or computer on sight.
6:28 i was not expecting that and scared the life out of me. My dying wish will be to hear one of his mic test stories all in one go
I had to pause at 5:00 'cuz I was dying from laughter. It records you inhaling more clearly than literally anything else. How is it _this_ bad?!
Thanks for another adventure, my dude.
Probably needs a pop filter.
I really want someone to make a fully fledged song with just a bunch of Casio Rapman’s
The guy who made the Floppotron could do it
@@Hunter12396 or Barnaby dixon
I love how the scream at 5:47 sounds like it's part of the rapman because of how low quaility it is
5:46 got me laughing harder than I've ever laughed before fr
The screams of the damned.
sounds like half life sfx
*SCREAMS IN AUSSIE 🇦🇺*
The Casio CZs are some of the neatest professional synths of the 80s, and are suuuuuper underrated
I'd posit that the casio FZ-1 is even more underrated and juat as cool.
Casio makes a lot of cool shit.
@@spell105 and a lot of dumb shit
8:02 you know the rapping is going to be fire when it starts with "mate"
Dankpod's old tech videos are a great example of what happens to a man when you binge LGR.
I CANT KEEP SENDING COPYPASTAS, CHILL DOWN BOTS
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That's such an accurate description 😂
Whos LGR?
@@blakksheep736 lazy game reviews. Great tech channel.
@Kurtis no not yet
I know Casio for their wristwatches. My first wristwatch was an F-105W and right now I have a GW-M5610U on my wrist.
Mate you’re such a musician that even the little silly 90s prince beat you made was catchy as hell
This has to be one of the funniest products you’ve reviewed so far
It’s a quality made product that just seems too goofy to have any real purpose
07:18 sick beat mate 😳❤️
It's incredible how he takes 1 second to hear the different sounds it can do in one mode, and then do a beat with it. While each beat do have very similar underlying beats, they each incorporates each sound in different ways.
7:09 the best mix tape starts here
6:13 the Casio went full on ghostbusters.
That almost sounds like the Israel eas alarm
Seeing a professional drummer get ahold of this was awesome showed its potential in the right hands 👍
I am dissapointed he didn't write a Rap version of the CASHIES theme with this. Especially when he dropped that "M8"8:02, was hyped for some sick bars.
Oh! Nice idea for the next trip to cashies! Rap Cashies
I’ve got it! That’s the microphone they use at amusement parks to brief people about the ride and safety!
"Oh boy, I can't wait for the Patreon video recorded using the Rapman microphone." *4:50** happens* "Ok, maybe not..."
As a child of the 90s, this fills me with an inordinate amount of nostalgic squish. That package sniffs of Rocko's Modern Life big time.
fills.me? wait is this a fake bot comment or something??
@@Cosmetic_Astro probably accidental
probably accidental
Yeah it was accidental. I fat fingered the keypad.
@@Cosmetic_Astro sometimes people aren't perfect. Not everyone can be like you, my guy.
I always look forward to you uploading vids. You’re great man. Greetings from Spain
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@Kurtis L
@Kurtis I’ve reported them several times but they still re-comment here
@Kurtis L
Veo que eres un hombre de cultura también 🇪🇸🤙🏻
This video was so much fun!
Oh yeah! That girls one with a grand total of 8 games ever made for it. James reviewed it.
4:44 “ oh that’s crunchy m8 “ I busted out laughing and rewinding like 10 times
This is the fartiest microphone so far. It totally makes you sound like a Dalek. And it's a device where that's supposed to be one of the main features, unlike in an mp3 player where most people never record anything so they won't find out.
DALEKS ARE THE MASTERS OF RAP!
7:42 Kurtis Blow - The Breaks 😭😭😭😭😭😭
What a glorious thing. The box, the colours, it's all 90's all the time.
I love how he can play a lot with the most dumb/useless things like a child playing with a stick.
This is priceless.
I can't believe that 1 year ago Dankpods found the confidence to share with the world his ham collection with the Casio Rapman.
"How should we make our product more exciting?"
"Put the logo at a slight angle mate, it'll help heaps with selling it"
i love how very videogamedunkey 7:42 was
7:06
DankPods: _nervous giggling_
*proceeds to flawlessly play Facility from GoldenEye 64*
Yep. Gettin' real 90's up in here with the N64 music, the slime green iPad, and the Nickelodeon orange gloves lmao
I think this is my favourite video yet. For reasons I can't fully explain, I am in hysterics at the microphone tests, like proper crying laughing.
Amazing. This thing is like a stripped down version of my casino rapman keyboard.. yes I bought it in the 90s and yes I still have it.i will say the scratch disk has more and better sounds, but it has the same rap beat patterns... I think the keyboard has more though and no HAM clip, the microphone was a tiny bit better and even had a foam afro
Your loss, then... The presence or absence of HAM clip makes or brakes this product 🤣
This is my go-to reference Dankpods video now. Just brilliant. Couldn't stop laughing at the mic test.
Dankpods uploading just makes me happy for some reason the fun and enjoyment of watching old nuggets go badoosh is just a feeling i love ❤
good
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Part 1: I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this bullshit, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.
Part 2: Something strange happened on October 3rd. The constant smell of weed and air conditioner piss has stopped for 6 minutes, odd. I go outside at 5:10 in the morning and see the Avengers have arrived to fuck up my city again due to alien invasion, I was like “what in deblasio’s left nipple happened?”. Hulk destroyed my bike and I was pissed. I was like OH C’MON while Captain America’s shield broke through my filthy window out the other end of my closet of an apartment. I took off from the ground using my propeller powered yankee hat to get the fuck out of Harlem for the time being since my office building was damaged. I landed in yankee stadium and was immediately beaten the shit out of and kicked out because I made the squeegee guys jealous. Fuck this I thought, I flew to another city to see how I could relax there. As soon as I landed in Detroit my hat was stolen and I was immediately gunned down by 20 gangsters and 72 IRA (don’t ask why the IRA was there). Luckily after I got my bullet wounds stitched up for a small cost of $397,562,184 per hour I was in the hospital, I crafted a set of wings with pizza slices I got out of the dumpster to fly back to New York. The Avengers were gone but the city was still fucked up and my boss screamed at me for not showing up to work in the middle of an alien invasion. My salary was lowered to $4 an hour but at least I kept the job. The traffic was still shit so it took me 27 hours to get home, missing 14 shifts. Eventually I just said fuck it and decided to smoke as much weed as possible, which my boss actually congratulated and raised my salary to $4.01 an hour. One day I decided to go to Philadelphia for sweet revenge on those eagle fans. While they were busy sticking their heads in horseshit, me and some fellow New Yorkers smashed all their car windows and instituted a New York style Lebensraum to cleanse the land of Philadelphians. My buddies were all convicted of war crimes against humanity but I got off Scott free because I offered the judge a bribe of 2 cents. For the first time ever I felt proud of my city. When I got back I was immediately gunned down by state police for not retaking my driving exam. I waddled back to my apartment for 5 seconds then my job as my shift was starting soon. Such is the average life of a New Yorker.
All 3 of you above me shut up
That was wa-aaaaay more fun than I expected. Also, I have that calculator, but the HS-8LU model with a platinum finish and soft-touch buttons. Also very 90s. Cost me $10 about 25 years ago.
The voice is saying "clap your hand".
This device is peak 90s. I love it.
Some of the beats you made are actually fire.
yes
That whole part when the batteries were dying was like the giant Airpod all over again. Nearly passed out laughing.
7:50 The “m8” caught me off guard 😂
8:20 clap your ham, clearly. It's an Albany expression.
dude you're doing the steamed hams thing
@@jakubrileymercado1930it was the style at the time.
wade mate this episode is killin me man im in actually tears of laughter, thanks man i needed this today haha
1:10 HOW IS HIS FRENCH ACCENT SO GOOD
Your rambling woke me up out of a dead sleep, I was so confused. Never change Dank.
should have a color grade for gloves. depending on the color, depends on how toxic the nugget is.
Bro I already know if I was like 10 I would have absolutely fell in love with this thing
I have a similar but way bigger toy that I used quite often, the issue was as always the batteries, but this one has a lil barrel plug for a power supply, unfortunatelly my power supply was ever so slightly more powerful than needed and it's fried now.
i just wanna let you know that ive been going through a lot, and your videos always make me smile honestly. i love your content man
Those dead trees that turned into oil and then into plastic are proud, this is the product they died for.
4:21 you know it's a good product when using it sounds like you're in a star wars battle
My skepticism of smart watches has me wearing my Casio G-Shock to this day! Those things are unbreakable.
Same, i'm a big fan of their watches👍🏻
New funniest Dankpods video. I thought smashing Scarlet Fire through dirtybuds was the pinnacle of distorted audio humor, but the low battery Rapman has now taken the crown
That microphone just slaps. Takes your voice and converts it to a precursion track! Awesome!!