Um, We Have A Few Questions About the Purge (CH Does the Purge)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @steveng.2839
    @steveng.2839 8 років тому +12062

    Is it illegal to arrest someone for breaking the law during the purge

    • @johnmcclane-nz4de
      @johnmcclane-nz4de 8 років тому +567

      That's like asking if arresting someone for nothing is illegal

    • @da4127
      @da4127 8 років тому +706

      johnmcclane 2015 yes but it was during the purge so it is legal to arrest him.

    • @alexblake5369
      @alexblake5369 8 років тому +417

      Wait but it is isn't it? Like arresting someone for no reason is illegal isn't it so during the purge wouldn't that mean it's now ok?

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 8 років тому +262

      Steven G. Yes, it's technically illegal right, because it's an (unlawful?) arrest. So it's okay during the purge.

    • @okashi10
      @okashi10 8 років тому +286

      Nothing is illegal, including illegal arrests! Which makes this arrest just a normal, everyday, run-of-the-mill sort of arrest.

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 4 роки тому +5332

    The masked guy going "oh shit that's a good question" kills me

  • @moogamooga2100
    @moogamooga2100 3 роки тому +2809

    Zac’s casual calm “Purg” gets me every time. “What am I saying?”

    • @li9hts0ut56
      @li9hts0ut56 3 місяці тому +1

      "its pronounced 'Purging'"

  • @timmyvodslim7878
    @timmyvodslim7878 5 років тому +9904

    My question is, how would a perfectly peaceful person turn into a mass murderer in one night then go back to being peaceful the next day with no ptsd problems

    • @Lex60
      @Lex60 5 років тому +1063

      People will be just looting and goofing around, specially after so many years of annual purges. You learn to behave politely with other citizens because you don't want to become a target. Of course, since this will be not enough killing for the government, they become the ones who hire assassins to eliminate the undesirable of the society and promoting violence [creating hate groups and hype them to purge].
      And then, of course, you have your crazy neighbors still angry because you don't let them put their fence ten inches on your property.

    • @autiemartian7324
      @autiemartian7324 5 років тому +300

      What I'm thinking , since most people wouldn't just become serial killers overnight, isn't indecent exposure allowed during the purge? What if during the purge, really horny couples just started banging in really weird, public places like Times Square?

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +91

      Simple really, PLOT DEVICE!

    • @SaintJimmy379
      @SaintJimmy379 4 роки тому +32

      *PURGE* is how.

    • @christinajackson2662
      @christinajackson2662 4 роки тому +33

      That’s a reasonable thought, but with the way 2020 is headed I’m starting to get it 👹.

  • @LeedleStudios
    @LeedleStudios 5 років тому +6133

    "But tomorrow do I have to go to the DMV to get it registered?"
    "Oh, shit, that's a good question."

    • @potato_1188
      @potato_1188 4 роки тому +176

      I’ve been looking for this video forever. And to add to that: so if the owner of the car reported it stolen after the purge, would you get arrested for being of possession of the now stolen vehicle?

    • @deeya
      @deeya 4 роки тому +86

      @@potato_1188 not if you falsify documents during the purge that indicates the car is yours. As long as the docs are legit, though their procurement and documentation process can be Purge-legal, the car is legally yours. Because anything illegal per se was committed during the Purge, and anything long lasting, like the registration was completed on legitimate documentation.
      You can threaten the notary with a gun, as long as you've made sure to steal the legit papers.

    • @potato_1188
      @potato_1188 4 роки тому +16

      D33Y4 this guy, is smart. Now all I have to do is get an incompetent enough leader to give the go ahead on a purge.

    • @rohanjuneja8180
      @rohanjuneja8180 4 роки тому +2

      @@potato_1188 hypothetically though, wouldn't US not be in this situation if the current leader was competent? Just asking "hypothetically"

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 3 роки тому

      @@deeya Does that include the cars wreck history and stuff?

  • @tsm_pandaburger4318
    @tsm_pandaburger4318 5 років тому +17050

    If you kidnap someone during the purge do you get to keep them afterwards?

    • @jpmorganmerriam
      @jpmorganmerriam 5 років тому +531

      You’re totally right. Good thing death doesn’t have any long-lasting effect.

    • @rogue123987
      @rogue123987 5 років тому +733

      Nope. The kidnapping itself would be covered by the purge but if you didn't let them go afterwards that'd be false imprisonment and you'd probably still be held legally accountable.

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein 5 років тому +107

      No but you won‘t get arrested when they caught you and you can proof you did it during the Purge.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 років тому +209

      @@rogue123987 But what if after kidnapping them, i opt to enslave them DURING the purge, doesn't that make my legal ownership of them binding after the purge has concluded or does the kidnapping clause only apply in cases that don't also involve human trafficking

    • @saskiakw1744
      @saskiakw1744 5 років тому +54

      I'm guessing no, but you wouldn't be charged anything or go to jail. You'd just have to give them back

  • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
    @mitthrawnuruodo1730 8 років тому +3667

    If i steal from someone during the purge and they steal it back after, does that mean they go to jail from theft?

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 8 років тому +162

      If they do so when stealing is illegal then yes.

    • @devon4541
      @devon4541 8 років тому +57

      Would they really be stealing though? The property already belongs to that person.

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru 8 років тому +49

      Is it stealing if it's truly their's? Or is it your's since you stole it when it was up for grabs?

    • @devon4541
      @devon4541 8 років тому +69

      gaaraxnaru Was it up for grabs though? Just because stealing is legal doesn't mean ownership transfers. Ownership is not the same as possession.

    • @Archeoisian
      @Archeoisian 8 років тому +41

      They wouldn't have to steal it back since their "Purge Insurance" probably covers theft and robbery.

  • @DanSpartan177
    @DanSpartan177 4 роки тому +6869

    "Cocaine is that legal"
    "Yes its legal"
    "Oh cool so i won't get addicted"
    LOL WTF

    • @biglad3941
      @biglad3941 4 роки тому +108

      Katie trying to hide her addiction 101

    • @perspective500
      @perspective500 3 роки тому +5

      Best moment

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 3 роки тому +24

      I think she’s implying that anyone who does illegal drugs during the purge will still be addicted. Meaning they will still be chasing the high after the purge ends, selling whatever they have to get more drugs. And possibly resorting to crimes to get more.

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 роки тому +10

      @@shayla106 also if they’re high after the purge ends do they get arrested

    • @heretic3334
      @heretic3334 3 роки тому +2

      Great delivery too! 😂

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 8 років тому +7881

    WHAT IF on PURGER NIGHT you go out and attack your boss and try to kill him. A big battle ensues but you fail to get him.
    Imagine what work would be like the next day.

    • @crankiestnebula
      @crankiestnebula 8 років тому +462

      JaxBlade aaaawwwwkkkkaaarrrrdddd.

    • @IronheadOfScroteus
      @IronheadOfScroteus 8 років тому +787

      Lol! "Ohai boss! No hard feelings?"

    • @AmiriAssasinn
      @AmiriAssasinn 8 років тому +215

      tbh these comments are a million times funnier than the video, the video is funny BTW for me

    • @PeterEhik
      @PeterEhik 8 років тому +135

      Jax Blade, YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRED||||| *In Vince McMahon voice*

    • @mentaltelepathy24
      @mentaltelepathy24 8 років тому +167

      Well I would politely sit him down, explain the reasons, and go out for a cup of coffee. Nothing wrong with that. And remember one thing, to always smile, and say have a nice day. That's all.

  • @asdfghjklzxcvbnm987
    @asdfghjklzxcvbnm987 6 років тому +10868

    Can you illegally immigrate to America and stay there after the Purge?

    • @cyronara2344
      @cyronara2344 5 років тому +1003

      Oh shit that's a good question

    • @StephanieLorenG
      @StephanieLorenG 5 років тому +697

      I think you could illegally make yourself a citizen at city hall or something that would be valid after. Or steal someone’s identity. Either way you illegally get a social security number on that day and then they can’t do a lot

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples 5 років тому +147

      Force marry a hot and rich person and force them to give you expensive wedding gifts and even if they divorce later it doesn't matter because you get your gifts and half of their other resources.

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 5 років тому +29

      You can already illegaly immigrate to the US and stay. Haven't you seen those huge facilities that are over filled with people.

    • @jeanchristophegatien
      @jeanchristophegatien 5 років тому +33

      @@StephanieLorenG Well wouldn't the people with the authority to declare you an American citizen be considered "High level Government employee"? Your best bet would be to marry someone during the purge.

  • @dropout
    @dropout  8 років тому +4420

    If WE did the purge... we'd use inappropriate language in our UA-cam videos!!!!! >:)

    • @Kierankid01
      @Kierankid01 8 років тому +8

      CollegeHumor another great video

    • @27TheJose
      @27TheJose 8 років тому +1

      CollegeHumor love you

    • @rertaertq3
      @rertaertq3 8 років тому +1

      CollegeHumor noice vid

    • @nionnex1828
      @nionnex1828 8 років тому +1

      CollegeHumor days to far

    • @okashi10
      @okashi10 8 років тому +66

      Do you have to censor the video after the Purg or does it get to stay up as long as you prove it was posted during the Purg? Also! What if you started uploading the video DURING the Purg but it didn't finish until AFTER the Purg?

  • @frimi8593
    @frimi8593 Рік тому +911

    The trademarked masks not being allowed at the end is honestly my favorite part

    • @zaphenath6756
      @zaphenath6756 Рік тому +26

      not much of a purg if you can't even break copyright laws

    • @Beerbottles123
      @Beerbottles123 Рік тому +9

      @@zaphenath6756
      Unless the Disney company is counted as part of the high level government status. .....Which probably isn't too farfetched in the Purge universe.

    • @NewExile
      @NewExile Рік тому +2

      The obscenely rich basically count as US govt employees anyway…

    • @_darcc
      @_darcc 8 місяців тому +3

      Welp... Not anymore

  • @SCP--sd5kc
    @SCP--sd5kc 6 років тому +3795

    What if you want to illegally cross the border

    • @pinkmatter8621
      @pinkmatter8621 6 років тому +199

      normal human I don't think anyone would cross into the U.S. during the Purge

    • @thefluffyneko4450
      @thefluffyneko4450 6 років тому +93

      Seeing as they do shit just as, if not more dangerous normally i'm sure plenty of people would cross the border during the purge just as they would any other time.

    • @kierancarson7911
      @kierancarson7911 5 років тому +23

      They’d still be able to be deported after the purge is over

    • @benchmarking6875
      @benchmarking6875 5 років тому +16

      @@pinkmatter8621 no he means illegally crossing to a other nation not merica

    • @kyubeycoobie3568
      @kyubeycoobie3568 5 років тому +10

      @@kierancarson7911 Why if they came here legally

  • @darthbubbaaa92
    @darthbubbaaa92 8 років тому +5124

    if i pirate a game during the purge can i play it afterwards?

    • @arcanehero1247
      @arcanehero1247 8 років тому +30

      darthbubbaaa yes

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 8 років тому +138

      darthbubbaaa you acquired it legally during the purge

    • @Miztickow
      @Miztickow 8 років тому +134

      Well, the theft is legal, but there is also the crime of possession of stolen property. Even if the theft was legal, it was still stolen. But the world with the purge might have a law allowing you to keep it. idk

    • @Juleru
      @Juleru 8 років тому +27

      If you steal something during the purge you'd think that it becomes yours legally, so technically yes.

    • @bacon.cheesecake
      @bacon.cheesecake 8 років тому

      +Freya do you do code?

  • @alexisguillen8400
    @alexisguillen8400 6 років тому +4187

    The biggest issue with the purge is how the movie underestimates the damage a well armed individual can do. The movie is all about petty property vandalism and murder as worts crime scenario, but an average individual that wants to do really good damage can easily prepare for that one day and blow any building foundation, killing hundreds and causing millions in property damage. No to mention bridges, tunnels, monument's or a good old raid on a nuclear plant. It's not like you have to worry whether you ruin a few lives or a few thousands.

    • @jum3392
      @jum3392 5 років тому +244

      I think, in the movie, severe damage to buildings is also prohibited.

    • @MissedBandwagon
      @MissedBandwagon 5 років тому +226

      Julie Milkovich Really? That’s bullshit...so basically, they’re only giving you the opportunity to riot like your team lost the super bowl and kill your fellow civilians. Lame...🙄

    • @jum3392
      @jum3392 5 років тому +94

      @@MissedBandwagon Well, you could also steal (?), which is what most people would do, I think.

    • @danyjackson6956
      @danyjackson6956 5 років тому +61

      I don’t think you can use explosives during the purge

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 5 років тому +140

      Could you be charged with premeditated arson though? Since you planned the whole thing before the actualy Purge and fully intended to act upon it on that day, does it still make it a crime if there was enough evidence? Like reciepts for homemade bomb ingredients from the stores you purchased it from.

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 3 роки тому +602

    As they said in their Juul video
    “Pulling this shit, with this government, we’d be all better off committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement”

  • @thepandanesianquetzal1158
    @thepandanesianquetzal1158 5 років тому +5374

    Europe during the purge:
    **franctically posting memes**

    • @eeiity8600
      @eeiity8600 5 років тому +20

      i love this so much.

    • @Hairysteed
      @Hairysteed 4 роки тому +22

      I live in Europe and post memes all the time.

    • @KatorNia
      @KatorNia 4 роки тому +49

      "Frantically posting memes of *Americans."*
      There fify...

    • @minicyan7364
      @minicyan7364 4 роки тому +4

      Haha centi go BRrRrRrrR

    • @melonoire
      @melonoire 3 роки тому +4

      Same goes with the Philippines

  • @Weebooyah
    @Weebooyah 6 років тому +1377

    After all these years, I’m still wondering what the dead bunny girl wanted to ask.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 років тому +18

      All these years? The video was released late 2016

    • @katya4407
      @katya4407 5 років тому +13

      You wrote this 10months ago

    • @navadax4541
      @navadax4541 5 років тому +39

      @@katya4407 yes. It would have to be years after the video to say "after all these years." For that phrase to be accurate, years(plural) must have passed. 2 years are multiple years, so this comment is fine.

    • @alessandrawong60
      @alessandrawong60 5 років тому +1

      Leo B it's been 3 years

    • @siroros3365
      @siroros3365 5 років тому

      I'm a few days all of you guys will be wrong and he will be right

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 6 років тому +9356

    The purge in Canada:
    1-“I’m sorry dude but I need to rob your store.”
    2-“That’s alright it’s the purge after all”
    1- “Again I’m sorry”
    2- “it’s fine”
    1-“I’m sorry”

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 5 років тому +254

      Me during the purge. Then again, i live in Canada so...

    • @sleepingforest4048
      @sleepingforest4048 5 років тому +252

      Not going to lie as a Canadian this would probably be exactly what I would say being robbed during the purge.
      Like shit it's the purge they may as well enjoy themselves I'll just put on some coffee for em 😂

    • @vixian3127
      @vixian3127 5 років тому +90

      As a Canadian I can testify that this is 100% accurate

    • @manuelgonzalezrios1314
      @manuelgonzalezrios1314 5 років тому +69

      As someone studying in Canada (so I’m an outsider) I thought this was a stereotype but no…100% accurate AF

    • @lordturtleduck
      @lordturtleduck 5 років тому +90

      Canadian purge: not cheering your hockey team, then when someone calls you out on it, not apologising.

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 5 років тому +4370

    Back when they could swear, the golden age of youtube.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 роки тому +48

      Canadian Prepper they still swear, Cinemassacre swears like 50 times a video and has 5 ads per video

    • @TheDravenBair
      @TheDravenBair 3 роки тому +19

      They still do 🤦‍♂️

    • @kurushi857
      @kurushi857 3 роки тому +10

      I think the issue is that Canada bans everything deemed not nice so he probably can't hear the profanitites in the new videos.

    • @optimal8307
      @optimal8307 3 роки тому +27

      he's probably just unobservent, can't blame him with his shoddy canadian education

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 3 роки тому +6

      wait so during the purge you could swear on youtube

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 8 років тому +5047

    if a person crosses the border illegally during the purge are then legal?

    • @diegom9274
      @diegom9274 8 років тому +378

      Robert Burgess The wall just got 10ft higher

    • @keybadejedi70
      @keybadejedi70 8 років тому +175

      yeah but what if we destroyed the wall or make a huge hole in it?

    • @diegom9274
      @diegom9274 8 років тому +142

      That would be legal, but probably there will be psycos trying to kill those who pass

    • @Supahdave1000
      @Supahdave1000 8 років тому +227

      But would there also be psychos that would kill those who tried to kill those who pass?
      Psycho-ception

    • @Soraking007
      @Soraking007 8 років тому +111

      yes the purge acts only IN america so crossing into canada or mexico illegally is still illegal but crossing into america isnt illegal on that day and fraudulantly getting yourself agreen card during the purge is legal.

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 років тому +2359

    I feel like so few people would actually just murder their friends or even strangers. Who's first impulse it to kill? I'd just steal stuff I want but can't afford

    • @kimberlypence2615
      @kimberlypence2615 7 років тому +60

      Arceus Lord of Creation I would steal books :)

    • @ratwoman248
      @ratwoman248 7 років тому +44

      i think i illgeally start air plane rides to get people out of the usa for the purge i kidnap them and have human auctions.... wanna buy a timmy?

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 7 років тому +12

      Ken Kaneki,what if you looked in a mirror? and you said "anyone" so that includes you right?

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 7 років тому +3

      ooooooohhh!!! what about firearms?

    • @Strainj1
      @Strainj1 7 років тому +40

      agreed - i mean there might be a bunch of punch-up's - but actually killing eachother would be fairly rare.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 років тому +2923

    I realize that the joke is that they're really caught up with the purge details, but it actually makes the most sense to act like that. What they do could have easily have life long repercussions (e.g.: murder) if done wrong and wasn't covered by purge protection.

    • @jamalhartley5863
      @jamalhartley5863 6 років тому +142

      littleblueclovers these are very legit questions that aren't answered.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +31

      You would probably have enough purge education during your life to know

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 6 років тому +168

      0Clwei0 Enough education? You're clearly not familiar with the Canadian education system.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +6

      What do you mean? I was talking about hypothetical purge AU USA education system

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 6 років тому +49

      I was making a joke about the abysmal US education system and continuing a joke from the video.
      Specifically, I wouldn't be surprised if in a version of the United States that has the Purge that information on it isn't sufficiently covered. See also: sex education, civics, government, personal finance and managing money. And that's just covering the things that are important to everyday life that get next to no coverage in the average American school. Further the "Canadian education system" comes straight from the video itself, and is also a joke on the poor US school standards.

  • @tyronejohnherrera8511
    @tyronejohnherrera8511 4 роки тому +704

    “Nooo those are Trademarks, you can’t use that”
    Ahh shit got me laughing 😂

    • @Taako_Tuesday
      @Taako_Tuesday 3 роки тому +32

      Wouldn't trademarked stuff be legal for use during the purge?

    • @causticmain7477
      @causticmain7477 3 роки тому +12

      @@Taako_Tuesday exactly

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 3 роки тому +37

      @@Taako_Tuesday It should be.
      But would you really want to risk angering Disney enough to find out?

    • @MrScaryPasta
      @MrScaryPasta 3 роки тому +5

      @@Robbini0
      LOL. Disney would probably face murder charges.

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 роки тому +7

      @@Taako_Tuesday Yes, but if those trademarked stuff still be on youtube after the purge, would it still be legal?

  • @DeadUnicornClub
    @DeadUnicornClub 8 років тому +1155

    Every Time the purge comes up I ask: What if I break into someone's house, poison all their food during the purge? If they eat the food the next day am I legally liable for their death?

    • @AbridgedPwned
      @AbridgedPwned 8 років тому +28

      I dunno. I guess you're not guilty of poisoning their stuff but you are guilty of killing them.

    • @wattams4624
      @wattams4624 8 років тому +4

      Koko but that means he wouldnt be arrested though...

    • @okashi10
      @okashi10 8 років тому +126

      I am also curious about post-Purge follow-up.
      If a crime takes place during the Purge but doesn't have an effect until after the Purge ends, is it still legal? If I set fire to someone's house during the Purge and it is still burning after the Purge, is the fire department still required to come put it out?
      Will your health insurance still cover Purge-inflicted injuries? How does property, car, and health insurance work with Purge-related damage? Will your family still receive your life insurance if you are killed during the Purge?
      If a bank is robbed during the Purge, are they obligated to compensate any losses to your account?
      Does the Purge in New York start at the same time as the Purge in Hawaii? If a hacker in California hacks a company in Philadelphia after the Purge has already ended on the East Coast, or if a hacker in Philadelphia hacks a company in California before the Purge has started on the West Coast, is that ok?
      All these questions...

    • @AbridgedPwned
      @AbridgedPwned 8 років тому

      piratejack 101 Exactly. Don't do it.

    • @user-rr6uy7re9o
      @user-rr6uy7re9o 8 років тому

      TrulyEvilBob No.

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 7 років тому +1617

    Do I have to report any income I make during the purge on my taxes?

    • @AdonMaster
      @AdonMaster 7 років тому +166

      LOL oh shit, good question!

    • @kortneychung5380
      @kortneychung5380 6 років тому +28

      great question. 😂

    • @eksine
      @eksine 6 років тому +12

      no it's tax exempt, ya ass

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +37

      yes, you have to report all income, and if that already include illegal activities (even state legal pot) it should also include "legal" robbery

    • @kyrabambach2805
      @kyrabambach2805 6 років тому +15

      *sneaks up behind you with seemingly harmless paper and pen* Oh shit that's a good question (my fellow Death Note fan)

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 7 років тому +3282

    I love college humor

  • @leosong829
    @leosong829 3 роки тому +122

    I can just imagine if after the purge there are going to be a crap ton of lawyers trying to prove that the crimes happened during the purge, and not before or after

    • @Hazearil
      @Hazearil 6 місяців тому +7

      Imagine killing someone the day before, so you gotta Weekend at Bernie's until the next day.

    • @purpseatpeeps8641
      @purpseatpeeps8641 3 місяці тому +4

      “Members of the jury, after laying out all of my irrefutable evidence, and proving that the prosecutor has clearly been falsifying his case, I have to ask whether or not you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that this actually happened two days ago and not three when it would have been fine to commit the heinous act that he definitely did do.”

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 років тому +3224

    Why dont most people just go on vacation to another country around Purge time?

    • @jelenapedic8614
      @jelenapedic8614 6 років тому +341

      SylenDraws in the movie it states that each person gets £6,000-10,000 for staying home and getting involved in the purge (so the government can kill off the population)

    • @vodka65
      @vodka65 6 років тому +160

      Jelena Pedic actually no. That is in the new prequel and it is only in the new one only the first purge to ever take place. So sorry

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 6 років тому +109

      they probably want to protect their stuff, like that store owner in election year

    • @nitishsreeram3002
      @nitishsreeram3002 6 років тому +260

      @@jelenapedic8614 I'd prefer my family's safety over $10000

    • @greeklover43202
      @greeklover43202 6 років тому +117

      That's exactly what I've been thinking since the first. The movie has a great concept and story but instead of buying all the tech systems you would stay over seas. But since the purge has been happening for many years you would think the rich people would all be alive therefore have the money to afford home security and go overseas. Because you wouldn't want someone to rob your house in your absence.

  • @Glennjamyyyn
    @Glennjamyyyn 7 років тому +6927

    *oh* shit, that's a good question,

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 7 років тому +187

      Angery McTryna-Chil that was the funniest part

    • @primarina2
      @primarina2 7 років тому +38

      Harry the cat I second that!
      Edit: That rhymed, unintentionally.

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 7 років тому +3

      Primarina what was n1 4 u?

    • @gregorymanning5019
      @gregorymanning5019 7 років тому +13

      Angery McTryna-Chil ITS LIKE WE ARE WATCHING THE SAME VIDEO

    • @lonewolf6662
      @lonewolf6662 6 років тому +4

      Angery McTryna-Chil grant seemed a bit too ready for this 😂

  • @terinaleiato2850
    @terinaleiato2850 8 років тому +1930

    is cocaine legal?
    yes
    good so I won't get addicted
    LMAO

    • @CREEZ_sinner
      @CREEZ_sinner 7 років тому +11

      Terina Leiato soo deep and funny bc of that

    • @nuiminoza6044
      @nuiminoza6044 7 років тому

      Terina Leiato can u explain the joke to me ???

    • @smileygaming653
      @smileygaming653 7 років тому +10

      Nui Minoza it's funny because its stupid

    • @ilhambasuki
      @ilhambasuki 7 років тому +17

      Nui Minoza because she think you'll only get addicted by illegal stuff. But that's not how it work.

  • @thomasthetrain3375
    @thomasthetrain3375 4 роки тому +45

    Zack calling it “The Purg” throughout the video is the funniest part of it

  • @PersephoneYT
    @PersephoneYT 6 років тому +675

    Zac mispronouncing "purge" as "purg" is my favourite part of this whole thing.
    Pam: It's pronounced, PURGE!
    Zac: What am *I* saying?
    Zac: It's actually called purg-ing!

  • @NewPaulActs17
    @NewPaulActs17 7 років тому +382

    These comments prove that the Purge series has numerous plotholes...

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +57

      No it doesn't, it needs a plot for it to have holes.

    • @saulgoodmanbrah
      @saulgoodmanbrah 6 років тому +2

      Exactly

    • @Kiliny
      @Kiliny 6 років тому

      Like super creepy people quietly walking in the street with a knife and not even fearing a little for their life because they're the bad guys?

  • @cacksacker6937
    @cacksacker6937 8 років тому +1696

    if im an illegal immigrant when its the day of the purge does that mean im a legal immigrant?

    • @cacksacker6937
      @cacksacker6937 8 років тому +62

      do americans on plane participate on purge day?

    • @DarksideLegendary
      @DarksideLegendary 8 років тому +23

      If they are within the U.S. yes. If they are on an international flight to another countrie or over unclaimed portions of the planet or otherwise, then no.

    • @jeighcalpito4335
      @jeighcalpito4335 8 років тому +14

      JVCD
      If you are in any plane, American or any other country, would you be allowed to purge on the plane?

    • @wilgarrett6464
      @wilgarrett6464 8 років тому +3

      Isn't there some form of US supremacy law that essentially says that no matter where a US citizen is in the world, the ground they are walking on is considered US soil? I feel like I've read or heard that somewhere, from someone who studies that stuff? Idk Just a thought

    • @VincentCheung92
      @VincentCheung92 8 років тому +17

      +Wil Garrett doubt it cause if you're visiting another country you have to follow the other countries laws.

  • @kennethhizkia3864
    @kennethhizkia3864 4 роки тому +79

    I’m not hating on the new cast, but these six are definitely my favorite generation of cast members.

  • @TheOwnerX5X
    @TheOwnerX5X 8 років тому +2552

    wait ,if i upload the lord of the rings triology to youtube durig the purge , do they have to leave it up?

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 8 років тому +4

      TheOwnerX5X youtube is a private company they can taking down

    • @SirMaCh
      @SirMaCh 8 років тому +33

      +Crylec That doesn't make any sense.

    • @maxwelljacobs8830
      @maxwelljacobs8830 8 років тому +26

      Anyone can take it down because it's legal to do anything technically. They can take it down right away because they get to do what ever they want. There purge isn't neccesarily everything illegal is now legal it's more like everything legal book longer applies.

    • @nestorsdragon8057
      @nestorsdragon8057 8 років тому +1

      I'd upload weird porn shit on the purge

    • @SirMaCh
      @SirMaCh 8 років тому +10

      +Mardan Plays It wouldn't be legal to take it down after the purge.
      Everything you upload is considered yours. However, uploading stuff that
      isn't yours is illegal and the fact that it's illegal is the only
      reason why they can take it down. Since it was uploaded during the
      purge, it's not illegal, therefore they have no right to take it down
      after the purge.

  • @philbattiste9649
    @philbattiste9649 8 років тому +587

    If you set a building on fire, but it doesnt burn down completely until after the purge, does it count as arson?

    • @aleczavala5010
      @aleczavala5010 8 років тому +3

      No

    • @BobbertLord
      @BobbertLord 8 років тому +50

      No mainly because the act of setting something on fire would be lawful at the time as such you can't fulfill all the requirements of arson.

    • @CyrusKnight7
      @CyrusKnight7 7 років тому +3

      If that's true what if I don't report the fire despite starting it. Would that be against the law?

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 6 років тому +1

      Mass Arson is one of the exceptions to the Purge.

  • @millennialdisposition
    @millennialdisposition 6 років тому +439

    "Do I get to stay married to them" asking the right questions here 😂

    • @Dexth_Jsm
      @Dexth_Jsm 3 роки тому +7

      I just love love.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 2 роки тому

      Good question especially when it comes to pedophiles 🤣😂

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 Рік тому +1

      That's already a thing. Tiger King married two men, as I recall.

  • @judochopmaster8233
    @judochopmaster8233 3 роки тому +804

    "Canada. Is. Not. Part. Of. America."
    I would like to disagree, as what you refer to as America is just the US

    • @VercilJuan
      @VercilJuan 3 роки тому +81

      Shoddy American education system

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 роки тому +47

      @@VercilJuan Or is the shoddy CANADIAN education system

    • @VercilJuan
      @VercilJuan 3 роки тому +16

      @@champ1159 exactly

    • @matte9076
      @matte9076 3 роки тому +11

      America is just what we call our country. We aren't referring to the continent. You know this already

    • @joaquinaimetta4858
      @joaquinaimetta4858 3 роки тому +28

      @@matte9076 still wrong

  • @jbozon
    @jbozon 8 років тому +3133

    Guys, if the purge does happen, let's agree to not kill each other and sack the nearest Walmart

    • @crankiestnebula
      @crankiestnebula 8 років тому +186

      Janssen Bozon I was pretty much thinking of that I could use a good pair of wireless headphones and a Xbox 1 a few controllers and of course have to get some games

    • @normiex8990
      @normiex8990 8 років тому +116

      i'd dress like spongebob so people wouldn't attack me cause in the movies the people with costumes and masks team up

    • @IronheadOfScroteus
      @IronheadOfScroteus 8 років тому +93

      I imagine Walmart would hire an army of security guys with deep-rooted issues and itching to kill.

    • @crankiestnebula
      @crankiestnebula 8 років тому +55

      IronheadOfScroteus breh, you know how cheap walmart is... you really think people are going to risk their neck for minimum wage. Nah they would be gone so fast it would make your head spin.

    • @crankiestnebula
      @crankiestnebula 8 років тому +37

      IronheadOfScroteus heck they might join in.

  • @egio787
    @egio787 8 років тому +1349

    "Are the unforgivable curses from Harry Potter okay?" easily best joke in video lol

    • @sandradevries3907
      @sandradevries3907 8 років тому +7

      That would be nice since I have a French teacher who could use a nice avada kedavra, or an acute lead poisoning, or knife, for that matter.

    • @keenananwary1864
      @keenananwary1864 8 років тому

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @emiliosantos02
      @emiliosantos02 8 років тому +45

      What got me was the "Oh shit that's a good question" that fucking got me

    • @212superdude212
      @212superdude212 8 років тому +4

      Worst joke being the home alone 2 reference at the end

    • @dustinhope7180
      @dustinhope7180 8 років тому

      Cruciatus!

  • @luvahadowsdolls
    @luvahadowsdolls 7 років тому +538

    So if hospitals and emergency services are unavailable, does that make hospitals safe zones or open, vulnerable targets? Can you be arrested for treating someone during the Purge if you're a doctor? Do they release all of the people from prisons, or do they stay because their crimes happened before the Purge? Also have we not considered that if the US sponsored this, foreign relations would be a total nightmare?

    • @Danny-no7jp
      @Danny-no7jp 6 років тому +16

      luvahadowsdolls If I were Kim Dong Um, I'd bomb the shit out of USA on the night of the purge

    • @madsaintjames
      @madsaintjames 6 років тому +18

      all crimes are punishable by death thats why there is a purge

    • @25maxman
      @25maxman 6 років тому +29

      I thought foreign relations were already a total nightmare

    • @random_name3977
      @random_name3977 6 років тому +11

      They say (most) crimes are legal during the Purge. None of this implies allowing inmates out. They can shank anybody as they please thought, so all you'd have to do is keep them under lock so they physically can't hurt anyone during that time.

    • @DavidKnowles0
      @DavidKnowles0 6 років тому +3

      The Purge: Prison riot

  • @nurfauziahmad4435
    @nurfauziahmad4435 4 роки тому +35

    0:48 "oh sh*t that's a good question" my favourite part

  • @avonyx4374
    @avonyx4374 7 років тому +398

    If I stole a high level gov. Official's identity during the purge. Therefore stopping me from being attacked. Would I then be arrested for espionage after the purge? Asking for a friend

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 6 років тому +10

      It's illegal to kill gov officials, not people pretending to be a gov official. Your name could be Donald Trump, and you'd still not be the president. Your best luck would be legally forcing them to marry you, but so would their action of running away from you while praying you die before the longer-than-24-hour-wait government identification clearance comes in.

    • @winsonxie3179
      @winsonxie3179 6 років тому +4

      No? I mean the crime was committed during the purge thus making I legal

  • @Peridox69420
    @Peridox69420 7 років тому +2297

    The purge does exist
    It's called Black Friday

    • @megaoof8582
      @megaoof8582 7 років тому +60

      Nah, it's called America.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 7 років тому +48

      I never participate in Black Friday,its too barbaric and dangerous

    • @brandonlove8358
      @brandonlove8358 7 років тому +12

      Your friecking hilarious

    • @megaoof8582
      @megaoof8582 7 років тому +12

      Hullo stranger! Welcome to the interwebs! People make the funniest jokes on here man. Have fun!

    • @shanianpalawan
      @shanianpalawan 7 років тому +5

      lmao that's actually true

  • @FlygisTheFlygis
    @FlygisTheFlygis 8 років тому +1898

    Those dead pixels in some of the shots are really bugging me...

    • @CrazyCatMan13
      @CrazyCatMan13 8 років тому +22

      Ben I thought my phone screen was dirty. And then it just never went away.

    • @AlphaPodMrsmith
      @AlphaPodMrsmith 8 років тому +25

      They are tiny lens flairs I think as they slightly move and rotate.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  8 років тому +465

      Those pixels were killed during the Purge duh

    • @Reallyhim7k
      @Reallyhim7k 8 років тому +6

      CollegeHumor poorg

    • @dragonknightdavion8587
      @dragonknightdavion8587 8 років тому

      Remember before the Purge?

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 4 роки тому +272

    If I put a slow acting poison on someone during the purge and it doesn’t take affect until after the purge am I good?

    • @ThatFreakingGinger
      @ThatFreakingGinger 3 роки тому +8

      Holy shit that's a good question

    • @summermermaidstar756
      @summermermaidstar756 3 роки тому +5

      @@ThatFreakingGinger tbf they poisoned the person while the poison was legal

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 3 роки тому +11

      Well the actual act that killed them was done in the purge so youre probably fine

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 3 роки тому +1

      as long as u took no further action to kill them outside of the purge ur probably good

    • @brandondaniels2027
      @brandondaniels2027 3 роки тому

      If they received the fatal dose during the purge then it wouldn't matter how long it took after the fact. Since the second they receive that fatal dose, they would technically already be dead

  • @Arlothed1no
    @Arlothed1no 8 років тому +296

    So, in Michigan, you can't *breed* wolf dogs, does that mean I can have my wolf dog breed during the purge? Or will the mother have to get an abortion after?

    • @ItachiUchiha-ru8hy
      @ItachiUchiha-ru8hy 7 років тому +3

      acegirlinastraightworld I like your profile picture!

    • @DieLøwinWølf
      @DieLøwinWølf 7 років тому +4

      Did you know that there was a wolf-dog hybrid that killed over 200 people in geauvedon centuries ago.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому +3

      you can breed with your wolf dog but i don't think you need to worry about getting her an abortion afterwards, considering that you can't produce a fertilized embryo from cross-species breeding ...

  • @notcatisa
    @notcatisa 8 років тому +3235

    The Canadian purge is not saying sorry

    • @failedfishermanBC
      @failedfishermanBC 8 років тому +106

      Don't be crazy. It would be one of the exceptions.
      Sorry for disagreeing.

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 7 років тому +89

      mother of god!

    • @zammmerjammer
      @zammmerjammer 7 років тому +111

      The Canadian purge would be hundreds of homeowners completing renovations to their decks without getting approval from the city.
      #Canadianpurge

    • @yogibearstie
      @yogibearstie 7 років тому +49

      Um, actually, Canada had the first Purge ever, and that was how hockey was invented.

    • @yagzalpcamc2697
      @yagzalpcamc2697 7 років тому +58

      this would be %100 not legal during purge too

  • @Neon-vt9wr
    @Neon-vt9wr 5 років тому +489

    What if you break copyright law during the purge? Does it still count after?

    • @briangothic1970
      @briangothic1970 4 роки тому +25

      disney will sue

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 3 роки тому +37

      If the company were large enough, they could keep a hit list of individuals breaking their copyright on the Purge, and then send out mercenaries the next Purge to wipe them out.

    • @jovitocolin7488
      @jovitocolin7488 3 роки тому +3

      I dont think it does, its only legal for 12 hours, the rest is not ok

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 роки тому +1

      I would assume civil law still applies, just not criminal law. So later, a judge would just award a car you stole back to its owner, for example.

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 роки тому

      ​@@Rougarou99 but if you hire the mercenaries before the purge to kill during the purge, would that be legal?

  • @rachelrachel9152
    @rachelrachel9152 3 роки тому +31

    I just noticed that when Trapp is talking about killing Grant you can see Grant just out of frame grinning lol

  • @Sloppyjoe96
    @Sloppyjoe96 7 років тому +621

    Lmao you can’t copyright during the purge?

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 6 років тому +126

      Joe disney is a highlevel goverment official ;)

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 6 років тому +8

      Well, they sure as shit paid their dues. To everyone in Congress. And many, many past Congresses too.

    • @Randoman35
      @Randoman35 6 років тому +26

      It's pronounced "purgh"

    • @ianbailey6592
      @ianbailey6592 6 років тому +2

      That would be the best thing. There could be a legal Star Wars/ Star Trek crossover

    • @RexVenge95
      @RexVenge95 6 років тому

      The Mouse rules all.

  • @williamnavarro5526
    @williamnavarro5526 8 років тому +1582

    If I upload a video with copyrighted material on UA-cam during the purge, will it get taken down once the purge ends?

    • @TheAvos18
      @TheAvos18 8 років тому +3

      yes and you will be sued so hard you wont be happy in life anymore because if money talks ... some greedy people killed for less

    • @t.c.5621
      @t.c.5621 8 років тому +6

      no, as long as it is fully edited and uploaded during the day of the purge

    • @ottofish100
      @ottofish100 8 років тому +9

      William Navarro maybe so if the owner still exist after the purge

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 8 років тому +3

      it won't play in the states ohnteel the next purge.

    • @sicgc7658
      @sicgc7658 8 років тому +10

      Simple: No, the video would be uploaded to an international website not unique to the US; however, can be limited to only American viewers.

  • @nunyabusiness7858
    @nunyabusiness7858 6 років тому +187

    A scene like this has to be in the next purge movie, it is the first ever purge afterall.

  • @JoanDarden
    @JoanDarden 4 роки тому +220

    Canada already has their own version of the purge.
    It’s called ice hockey

    • @sleepywalker87
      @sleepywalker87 4 роки тому +5

      Damn, I didn’t expect to laughing like some of the other comments, this was a good comment. I applaud you

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 3 роки тому +1

      Ireland and Scotland call their purge 'Soccer' or football.

    • @CountObvious
      @CountObvious 3 роки тому +1

      That explains why everyone is so nice. The purge works!

    • @radjadawamindra697
      @radjadawamindra697 3 роки тому

      @@eyeseer1 wasn't it England though, rugby is more likely to be Ireland and Scotland's purge, same as South Africa and New Zealand.

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 2 роки тому

      I know you made this comment like two years ago, but holy shit this isnone of the funniest things i've read in a while!

  • @arlynsmith07
    @arlynsmith07 7 років тому +570

    If I put up a new fence during the purge will I still need a permit?

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 7 років тому +66

      You MONSTER

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 6 років тому +66

      Arlyn Smith And can my tree hang over into a neighbours garden during the purge?

    • @Mage1459
      @Mage1459 6 років тому +2

      Arlyn Smith why would you need a permit to put up a fence anyway, no you don't need a permit but the hoa might make you take it down

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 6 років тому +3

      My state makes you have a permit for blow up pools like WTF.

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 6 років тому

      The_Doctor Private Hence a legal evidence of permission a.k.a a permit

  • @garganrose
    @garganrose 6 років тому +154

    Chances are that in the purge universe the Disney corporation does exist and actually pushed for a policy that you can’t use copyrighted material for your purging outfit. Just imagine a gang of psychopaths dressed like the Disney mouse cast.

  • @presidentbean6725
    @presidentbean6725 6 років тому +321

    Your not allowed to harm government officials? Wtf who’s gonna Enforce that?

    • @SubstanceD91
      @SubstanceD91 6 років тому +31

      I'm not even sure that's true, the whole plot of one of the movies involves government officials trying to hide from the purge

    • @ronaldmcdaddy6315
      @ronaldmcdaddy6315 6 років тому +13

      @@SubstanceD91 in that one the leading party made it legal for one year

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 років тому +11

      the armed guards payed by the high level officials maybe? Cant purge the president when youre dead.

    • @josephborynski3910
      @josephborynski3910 5 років тому +1

      *You're* not allowed to harm government officials?

    • @timothycarney9652
      @timothycarney9652 5 років тому +3

      @@SubstanceD91 that was because other government officials wanted to off someone who was anti purge

  • @joeswanson6637
    @joeswanson6637 3 роки тому +29

    I love how the killers stop by after some insane laugh or murder and go, "omg she has a point"

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 8 років тому +360

    So if murdering high level government officials and the use of explosive weapons are illegal even during the purge, but there's no emergency services during the purge, how are those rules enforced? How high ranking does the first rule imply exactly? Can I kill the mayor, or just the mailman? Does my insurance cover things that happen during the purge? And if so, if I burn down my own house during the purge and claim the insurance, is that still fraud? If I harvest someone's organs during the purge but I don't find a buyer until after the purge, can I still sell it? If I kidnap someone during the purge, do I get to keep them afterwards? Would they still have rights or would they be like a pet? If I pirate a movie during the purge can I watch it the next day?

    • @dragonleflu3970
      @dragonleflu3970 8 років тому +11

      inventor121 or Clinton

    • @MagicNINJAcat
      @MagicNINJAcat 8 років тому +1

      king of games and anime someone answer these 😕

    • @inventor121
      @inventor121 8 років тому +17

      why not both?

    • @tyguy6296
      @tyguy6296 8 років тому +15

      "rank 10" refers to higher government and support staff.
      The mayor and his/her staff would be off limits, "government jobs" like mail carrier and such would not.
      The purge is monitored through the cameras all over the place (america in the purge is a police state with almost limitless public surveilance).
      use of explosives and such would be logged, investigated, and punished the next day. (watch the purge: anarchy. one group uses explosives near the end and you can hear an announcement over loudspeakers)
      burning down your house would be legal, but you would have to make the claim the next day (doubt insurance brokers are working during the night...) which would be still be fraud and so illegal.
      same with the organ. the harvesting would be legal, the trafficking would not.
      you would have to release them in the morning.
      for some reason, online piracy is still the one thing that is truly illegal during the purge... men in clown masks will DCMA your ass

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 8 років тому +1

      So if murdering high level government officials and the use of explosive
      weapons are illegal even during the purge, but there's no emergency
      services during the purge, how are those rules enforced? How high
      ranking does the first rule imply exactly? Can I kill the mayor, or just
      the mailman?
      You can kill the mailman. You can't kill the mayor. I imagine there's an actual list but they didn't give enough details in the real movie of the list itself. Cops aren't high enough rank either so you can kill them too.
      Does my insurance cover things that happen during the purge? No.
      And if so, if I burn down my own house during the purge and claim the insurance, is that still fraud? It's not fraud, but you paid for that insurance already you see? I imagine insurance is extremely expensive, that's why the guy in the new movie was unable to pay it.
      If I harvest someone's organs during the purge but I don't find a buyer until after the purge, can I
      still sell it? You can not sell the organs. You can keep the organs as a memento tho.
      If I kidnap someone during the purge, do I get to keep them afterwards? They showed that in the movie. They are to be released the instant the alarm calls for the purge to be over. If you do keep them any longer, you are violating the law and can be killed by actual law enforcement.
      Would they still have rights or would they be like a pet? They are pets until the purge is over. They have the right to try to kill you though. They also have the right to still try to kill you if you don't willingly release them after the purge ends.
      If I pirate a movie during the purge can I watch it the next day? Yes. Cause you already pirated it. If you steal money from a bank on purge night, you can keep the money. It balances out in the end cause the government just jacks up your taxes and makes everyone pay off the money you took.
      tbh, that's basically what happened when the banks lost all that money during the recession. obama used government funds and paid off tons of banks.

  • @SunflowerSocialist
    @SunflowerSocialist 8 років тому +413

    If I protest the purge, do I need a permit?
    If I kill someone right before the purge, is that still a crime? Because why would the police investigate a crime right before the period where all crime is legal?
    Does the purge happen at the same time across time zones?
    Can I keep whatever I steal during the purge after the purge?
    If I start a ponzi scheme during the purge can I keep it going after the purge?
    Are factories exempt from environmental regulations during the purge?

    • @wyattbucher8940
      @wyattbucher8940 8 років тому

      Brendan Davison XD

    • @dajivey1498
      @dajivey1498 8 років тому +1

      Brendan Davison good question

    • @redcatscratch3548
      @redcatscratch3548 7 років тому +3

      Anything stolen would be considered stolen goods,for which you would be charged for possession
      You cannot keep the ponzi scheme going after the purge

    • @SunflowerSocialist
      @SunflowerSocialist 7 років тому +15

      RedCatScratch But it wasn't illegal when I stole it, so wouldn't the Grandfather clause apply here?

    • @redcatscratch3548
      @redcatscratch3548 7 років тому +2

      Brendan Davison The actual theft would be fine,but it would still be a theft.

  • @1hasny
    @1hasny 8 років тому +644

    Can I go on club penguin without my parents' permission during the purge?

    • @leaguejohn9457
      @leaguejohn9457 8 років тому +16

      No

    • @1hasny
      @1hasny 8 років тому +7

      LeagueJohn Shiyyyyyit

    • @redmilk803
      @redmilk803 8 років тому

      why would you?

    • @СтепанХудяков-у1д
      @СтепанХудяков-у1д 8 років тому +41

      Such vile activities souldn't even be discussed.Yeah, the purge the freedom to do crimes, but do you have to loose your humanity completely?!

    • @1hasny
      @1hasny 8 років тому +14

      Степан Худяков I'm so sorry, I don't know what got into me. I'll seek professional help from a psychiatrist that I can promise you.

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 3 роки тому +40

    “Those are trademarked” BUT IT’S THE PURGE

    • @birb125
      @birb125 3 роки тому +4

      You would be able to wear in during the purge.
      But if you upload a video with it *after* then its illegal.

    • @aladinocave6599
      @aladinocave6599 3 роки тому +2

      Oh shit that’s another good question

    • @radjadawamindra697
      @radjadawamindra697 3 роки тому +1

      @@birb125 what about livestreaming and uploading it during the Purge?

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@radjadawamindra697 I guess, but wouldn’t they probably taken down for violating their guidelines?

  • @marygray5877
    @marygray5877 7 років тому +62

    "Oh so I won't get addicted?" Oh poor Katie, this is were it started

  • @kwableguy9795
    @kwableguy9795 8 років тому +310

    I could imagine what it would be like on UA-cam. A bunch of people would just upload porn, and movie reviewers would upload reviews of Disney or Fox or Viacom stuff, and raise their middle fingers in pride when they attempt to get copyright strikes.

    • @ryancrandall7644
      @ryancrandall7644 8 років тому +36

      UA-cam isn't just used my America so it would still get blocked and your account would be banned.

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 7 років тому +4

      There are country-exclusive videos, though. So that's a possibility: it would only be able to be viewed in the US.

    • @MelaLabelle
      @MelaLabelle 7 років тому +4

      Leon Mercury even thrn just because all crime is illegal doesn't mean they can't take it down. I mean there's no law on what you can post to UA-cam just rules so of you post something bad they don't have to leave it up and even then if it was law they q still take it down there's no laws

    • @Danny-no7jp
      @Danny-no7jp 6 років тому

      Or you could steal sum bitcoin

  • @richardbautista709
    @richardbautista709 8 років тому +591

    what happens if you shoot someone across a border??
    Or use a computer steal money from another country?
    Are native's land excluded?
    can you kill someone with diplomatic immunity?
    can you attack a foreign embassy?
    The United States is divided into multiple timezones so....

    • @tokatstorm9270
      @tokatstorm9270 8 років тому +14

      The border is considered to be belong to both country's so you would get arrested in Canada/Mexico.
      This is probably fine though.
      That's technically another country.
      They would be high-ranking officials so no.
      Yes, but only if you somehow manage to do it without killing anyone inside.
      Who cares? Time zone by time zone basis.

    • @redcatscratch3548
      @redcatscratch3548 7 років тому +28

      If you commit electronic theft across your country's border,you can be extradited

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 7 років тому +12

      1-2: its still legal, since the crime in question happens in the US and would fall under US jurisdication if it were to be done outside of the purge.
      3: depends on wheter said natives land falls under american constitution or not.
      4-5: no, since those fall under the high government officials. do note that the exact wording is "government officials", not "american government officials".

    • @ericcadwell5193
      @ericcadwell5193 7 років тому +1

      Love the questions!
      1.) International law, not national law.
      2.) Same
      3.) Tricky, but instead ask the question: "How many scalps will be collected?". Probably none, but I'd be really, really surprised if the majority of Native Americans don't just set up lawn chairs and watch the stupid citizens do stupid things and have a few brews to celebrate stupid people taking the lives of other stupid people.
      4.) See answer 1.
      5.) No. A foreign embassy is considered soil of that foreign power. Enter a Russian embassy, and you're in Russia. On the other hand, folks in US embassies may be having complicated days.
      6.) Grey area. I'd assume that there's a bit of a slop factor, considering that cops, lawyers, and judges will probably be sleeping off the legal hangovers of what they did the night before. I'd mostly treat it like a "speeding" factor, only involving hours - rather than MPH over. "You were doing 5 over the limit, son, but I'll let you off with a warning, this time.".

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 7 років тому

      So for safety, you can be saved from the Purge, by hiding behind a wall... . (Just bring your passport... .)

  • @AlterationA
    @AlterationA 5 років тому +18

    I feel like this exercise should be performed in every ethics class

  • @Insandom
    @Insandom 8 років тому +1662

    If I impregnate a girl during the Purge, am I legally the father?

    • @MitsuruXIII
      @MitsuruXIII 8 років тому +27

      That's why you hide your face...

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 8 років тому +29

      PoJo Naw, keep that shit exposed. So when you make a threat, they know you'll follow through.

    • @MitsuruXIII
      @MitsuruXIII 8 років тому +1

      Sakara Dark... but I think the mask with a good tone of voice can achieve the same thing lol

    • @Insandom
      @Insandom 8 років тому

      PoJo Outside of the purge*

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 8 років тому +56

      Or what if the child is BORN on Purge Day? Can you fraudulently pin him on anyone that day?

  • @onionsan5084
    @onionsan5084 7 років тому +559

    “Are the Unforgivable Curses from Harry Potter okay?”

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 6 років тому +35

      Onion San only if you can pronounce wingardium leviosa correctly.

    • @emmaproductions1120
      @emmaproductions1120 6 років тому +7

      Omg finally. I’ve been scrolling through the comments to find someone who put that😂

    • @dreiundelfzig6452
      @dreiundelfzig6452 6 років тому +2

      Yes, I think they'll basically be okay.

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 6 років тому +1

      @@Japanlover79
      Wingardium leviosa is for levitating things you fucknut, it's not an unforgivable curse.

    • @draigthered8419
      @draigthered8419 6 років тому +1

      woooosh

  • @adude4282
    @adude4282 7 років тому +129

    The real question is why you only see people commit murder in the movies when in reality there would most likely be mostly theft

    • @random_name3977
      @random_name3977 6 років тому +3

      A Dude - I don't see how theft would be legal. I mean you could get the TV out of the store, but it still doesn't belong to you. On the other hand what should probably work is coercing people into signing documents that transfer their belongings to you (and all other sorts of contracts).

    • @charlieshin9868
      @charlieshin9868 6 років тому +1

      I mean people try to steal, but there are like 1000 people at bestbuy all lining up to steal that Razer laptop so the last man standing would have the biggest chance of stealing and getting the most thing. SO they gon kill everyone, but everyone has that same idea so it just becomes a murder fest

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 2 роки тому

      I mean technically that’s happening now in a lot of places and it’s not legal but you’d think it was

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 Рік тому +1

      Brazil has a Carnaval. In theory, it's a night for debauchery. In practice, everyone is at home watching TV and the streets are empty.

  • @haraldhey9210
    @haraldhey9210 5 років тому +650

    "Canada is not a part of America"
    The USA is not whole America

    • @thatoneguynextdoor8794
      @thatoneguynextdoor8794 5 років тому +46

      Fucking Canadian education system!

    • @StephanieLorenG
      @StephanieLorenG 5 років тому +20

      I think this is the colloquial America, not the geographically accurate term. Like how when in Iran they say “DOWN WITH AMERICANS,” they’re not talking about Belize lmao

    • @haraldhey9210
      @haraldhey9210 5 років тому +49

      @@StephanieLorenG I know, but if someone asks you "Is canada a part of america" nearly everyone will say yes. Nobody will think you only mean the USA. So it is stupid to say "Canada isn't a part of America" instead of "Canada isn't a part of the USA", because it can be misunderstood easily. And it is also like not that hard to just say USA, so why even use another word that could create missinterpretations.

    • @argenisguerrero5028
      @argenisguerrero5028 5 років тому +3

      Candida is a thifrinte state

    • @argenisguerrero5028
      @argenisguerrero5028 5 років тому +1

      Il kille donlode troupe the amaricane

  • @tbirum
    @tbirum 6 років тому +124

    What if I give someone poison during the purge but they do not die until 3 days later can I be charged with murder? The poisoning was the crime, the death 3 days later was just a side effect of the crime,,,,right?

    • @Mage1459
      @Mage1459 6 років тому +5

      tbirum same situation with the stabbing

    • @random_name3977
      @random_name3977 6 років тому +10

      I'd say it's ok. You commited the crime at a time it was legal. Now let's say you stab/poison the person right before the end, that's fine... But at the time it ends you should be immediately compelled to try to save the person by whatever mean, or else you could be charged for failing to help.

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 6 років тому

      Ok, but how can he prove he poisoned him during the purge? Would he need to record it to prove he did it during the purge?

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 6 років тому

      i think so, if you steal all of someone's money and food, and they starve/dehydrate to death, i don't think that would count as you killed them, they just died because of something you did

  • @marleywilliams2334
    @marleywilliams2334 7 років тому +336

    also if I plant a bomb but it doesn't blow up until like a week later can I still be charged?

    • @josephjmurphy1718
      @josephjmurphy1718 7 років тому +10

      Marley Williams no explosives

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 7 років тому +1

      But you never detonated it.

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 7 років тому +3

      Technically no since you did the act of setting the bomb during the purge.

    • @santiago9ish
      @santiago9ish 7 років тому +18

      Yes, since it killed people on a normal day

    • @kalobsnd6546
      @kalobsnd6546 6 років тому +11

      You are obviously uneducated on the idea of "class 4 and under."

  • @Jacob-jv4hp
    @Jacob-jv4hp 6 років тому +143

    Was anyone else expecting the boss lady to pull out a machine gun and mow them down?

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 5 років тому

      Me.. Sucks it didnt happened

    • @sovb
      @sovb 5 років тому +1

      I was expecting THEM to pull out a machine gun and mow HER down.

    • @jamesbailey9150
      @jamesbailey9150 5 років тому

      Me

  • @dillylolly4973
    @dillylolly4973 4 роки тому +68

    "The purge isn't happening on the space station"
    Awww man, no irl among us I guess

    • @radjadawamindra697
      @radjadawamindra697 4 роки тому +5

      The Russian, European and Japanese astronauts in the station would be like:
      "Da f are they doin ova der"

  • @feerow
    @feerow 8 років тому +738

    So what if someone breaks out of prison on purge night? Do they get to stay free?

    • @silv3rbl4d3s1
      @silv3rbl4d3s1 8 років тому +58

      Fer Silva Holy shit asking the real questions here but shit being in prison during the purge hell nah fuck that the guards will mow everyone down

    • @Will-qv6es
      @Will-qv6es 8 років тому +33

      Mikayel Dobrovolski But does that mean that they won't get an extra sentence for breaking out on The Purge night?

    • @forestkid7346
      @forestkid7346 8 років тому +38

      +Will Jenks well escaping prison is illegal, but it's the purge. So yeah they'd just be caught and put back as if it didn't happen.

    • @forestkid7346
      @forestkid7346 8 років тому +7

      +Will Jenks well escaping prison is illegal, but it's the purge. So yeah they'd just be caught and put back as if it didn't happen.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 8 років тому +12

      If you break out and then come back before the night is over, will you be punished?

  • @mcrancher4587
    @mcrancher4587 8 років тому +67

    "Are the unforgivable curses from Harry Potter okay"

  • @hamsterninja780
    @hamsterninja780 7 років тому +121

    What if you stab someone near the border of Mexico, and then the guy kinda just crawls to the other side of the border and dies?

    • @oregano_cactus
      @oregano_cactus 7 років тому +11

      Marc Levin
      thats ok bc the crime happened on us territory

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff 7 років тому +3

      Why didn’t the wall stop him!?

    • @Juliham
      @Juliham 6 років тому

      I know I’m late to this but also, if a Mexican crosses the border during the purge, is it legal because the purge is going on here or illegal?

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 2 роки тому +1

      @@GnarledStaff cos donald built it...

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 2 роки тому

      What if I stab someone on the USA side if the border and they fall back into Mexico and then die?

  • @Zdub212
    @Zdub212 5 років тому +60

    "It's actually called perging." 😂🤣

  • @nardo218
    @nardo218 7 років тому +661

    You guys make me so happy. :D You're way funnier than buzzfeed.

    • @mkalaskar4554
      @mkalaskar4554 7 років тому +87

      buzzfeed and funny never knew they can be in the same sentence

    • @108wee
      @108wee 6 років тому +44

      Nardo218 x
      Ugh plz dont compare the two, buzzfeed was never on college humor's level ever..

    • @jenardjewii7177
      @jenardjewii7177 6 років тому +33

      That comparison between collegehumor and buzzfeed is beyond stupidity

    • @cuddlybear4524
      @cuddlybear4524 6 років тому +24

      Isis is funnier than Buzzfeed. What's your point?

    • @Confusing-rq1og
      @Confusing-rq1og 6 років тому +11

      Lol the bar isnt very hight to begin with

  • @NavsangeetSingh
    @NavsangeetSingh 7 років тому +54

    I love this comment section. That lady in-charge is probably melting from the heat generated by the atoms of her brain being agitated.

  • @nicolaheekin1915
    @nicolaheekin1915 7 років тому +185

    If I bought a shit ton of weed during the purge, would I get arrested after the purge for being in possession of marijuana? Or could I keep it?

    • @madsaintjames
      @madsaintjames 6 років тому +8

      depends on the state

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 6 років тому +5

      You would be arrested because possesion alone is illegal in America (I think)

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 6 років тому +2

      The Phantom Doge But the purge says that ALL CRIME IS LEGAL, however what they are trying to ask is can they keep it afterward?

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 6 років тому +4

      Nope. Because afterwards you can still be arrested for having it with you. Not purchasing it

    • @Magic_beans_
      @Magic_beans_ 6 років тому +11

      That's the big hole in a lot of this stuff. It's like saying you can have one and only one superpower. You can have super strength but not the bone mass necessary to support it, or super speed but you're not friction-proof so you burn up. It only works if it's a package deal.

  • @jessk.1883
    @jessk.1883 7 років тому +56

    What about time zones? Would the US be like an increasing wave of purging or does the purge start all at once?

  • @luqmankiani
    @luqmankiani 7 років тому +237

    Me? I'd just stay home and torrent as many games, tv shows and movies as I could without having to worry of a lawsuit.

    • @AJplaysgames8907
      @AJplaysgames8907 7 років тому +25

      Sounds like a normal Saturday to me.

    • @RoloNola
      @RoloNola 7 років тому +5

      That wouldn't actually work. If you get caught downloading they wouldn't automatically sue you; they'd just place you onto a list of people to sue and send them out all at once after a couple of months; to get around that so that they can legally sue you; for your legal piracy.

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 7 років тому +20

      "Actually I downloaded these on Purge day, so is that all cool?"

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 6 років тому

      The Flash wait you can get sued for that shit?

    • @quingo1139
      @quingo1139 6 років тому

      Gaming Master Anthony you know that counts as theft right? No shit they can sue you.

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru 8 років тому +386

    During last year's perg, I want on Disney.com without my parent's permission.

  • @islandnerd0047
    @islandnerd0047 3 роки тому +12

    the purge would work better as a comedy then a serious thriller

  • @aSmallGreenDot
    @aSmallGreenDot 7 років тому +184

    I still don't understand why that would make people be law abiding the rest of the time

    • @willr1820
      @willr1820 7 років тому +18

      RiceBall_N'_Ramen petty crimes that people thing they could get away with would still go on as normal, heart of the moment acts would obviously still happen, but only planned attacks, robberies and such would wait till purge night, which is a smaller percentage of crimes I believe

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 6 років тому +1

      Depends on the form of government the people held. If they let it act in the ways of our modern day republic, it'd surely make shit worse, year round; if fear of purge broadened their political interest, giving way to a republic of informed electorates, there could be prosperity, especially with a starting economic base of something like America, into a well maintained utopia, kept on its establishment's heels via purge day.

    • @TheMewtata
      @TheMewtata Рік тому +2

      The idea, as implied by the name, is that people get all the bad stuff out of their system. That bottling up evil urges is impossible, so it’s just one night of danger to get all their evil out, for a year of peace.
      But yeah actual psychology doesn’t work like that.

  • @StroJhan
    @StroJhan 7 років тому +129

    If the purge happened I would raid the supermarkets for period products, food, toilet paper and a bunch of normal stuff so I wouldn't need to go shopping for a while, i don't know what others are doing

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 6 років тому +8

      grab two laptops from walmart, return it the next day, eat for the year.

    • @shadowthecorgilord9978
      @shadowthecorgilord9978 6 років тому +11

      Hannah Strom You'd probably get stabbed in the process because people want your shit that you stole and stabbing is probably much easier than looting

    • @Danny-no7jp
      @Danny-no7jp 6 років тому +2

      I'd PIRATE A VIDEOGAME! I'm such a bad boy.

    • @quinng.6214
      @quinng.6214 6 років тому

      You'd never get the chance to.

    • @notallwhowanderarelost548
      @notallwhowanderarelost548 6 років тому

      everythings ella yes people will stab you for the period products you stole.

  • @sbeve5477
    @sbeve5477 6 років тому +33

    “Oh shit, that’s a good question.” best line in the video.

  • @kpopkookielover797
    @kpopkookielover797 4 роки тому +36

    If i called a delivery for pizza and i kill him before he gets here and his 30 mins late..
    Do i still get a voucher?

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +2

      You madman...

    • @tetrachart4156
      @tetrachart4156 8 місяців тому

      Question is where or who would give the voucher, or thr pizza for that matter.
      Also wouldnt it be just better to just steal thos vouchers?

  • @notsoprogaming9789
    @notsoprogaming9789 8 років тому +195

    technically using a trademark would be legal

    • @ORGSE
      @ORGSE 8 років тому +22

      NOT SO PRO GAMING that's the joke...

    • @notsoprogaming9789
      @notsoprogaming9789 8 років тому

      ooleveia yes i get that

    • @BerndOstermeier
      @BerndOstermeier 8 років тому

      NOT SO PRO GAMING Then why point out the obvious?

    • @notsoprogaming9789
      @notsoprogaming9789 8 років тому

      Bernd Ostermeier cause it makes people irriteated

    • @footballhamster
      @footballhamster 8 років тому +1

      No it wouldn't. Trademarks affect every country in the world and the Purge only happens in the US

  • @outofcommission1428
    @outofcommission1428 6 років тому +90

    Purg

  • @incompetencelogistics8924
    @incompetencelogistics8924 7 років тому +85

    Trademark!
    Aww, but everything is legal!

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 6 років тому

      Flashbang not for -lobbier- Disney

  • @n34x57
    @n34x57 4 роки тому +9

    I can imagine them doing this for 9 years to clear all the technicallities

  • @realtreehunter21
    @realtreehunter21 6 років тому +118

    If you’re on a plane crossing America from Canada to Mexico can they also purge

    • @insertname252
      @insertname252 5 років тому +6

      Ao Chen Make the plane crash into the US then, problem solved.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +1

      Planes are Switzerland

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +1

      Help Trump get to 1000 subs air (& sea), space is technically part of the county, so you have to abide by that counters laws

    • @strigijoe8685
      @strigijoe8685 3 роки тому

      I think they could, the better question is how would they get you

  • @filmsbyone
    @filmsbyone 8 років тому +87

    If the purge lands on a Wednesday, can I go to to a Mexican restaurant and demand that they make me their taco Tuesday specials?

    • @shabadabba
      @shabadabba 7 років тому +3

      Juan Blasquez You can threaten them to. That's totally legal. whether or not they decide to is a choice

    • @creamcheese1530
      @creamcheese1530 7 років тому

      No, because mexico doesnt have a perg

    • @mr.parabola5051
      @mr.parabola5051 6 років тому

      He said a Mexican restaurant. He likely was referring to a restaurant that serves Mexican food. Not a restaurant in Mexico.

  • @twisterlord665
    @twisterlord665 8 років тому +247

    If the purge does happen, i'll go to mcdonalds and steal a happy meal.
    I'm so badass.

    • @finnyb3658
      @finnyb3658 8 років тому

      Same

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 8 років тому +6

      TwisterLord that is if you can get to mcdonalds

    • @randomcanadianguy
      @randomcanadianguy 8 років тому +2

      i'll steal the fryer

    • @NarutoeUzumaki
      @NarutoeUzumaki 8 років тому +4

      Drink straight from the milk carton.

    • @miguelpadilla4101
      @miguelpadilla4101 8 років тому

      I would go to the mall and steal a bunch of clothes, anime, Yugioh cards, and books. Yep, the purge would definitely fail. XD

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 3 роки тому +12

    “NO, those are trademarked, you can’t use those!”
    Oh. That makes sense.

  • @barrypeanut8110
    @barrypeanut8110 8 років тому +87

    0:11 CollgeHumour staff: "insert black bars here!" I can tell this is going to be intense already...

    • @dropout
      @dropout  8 років тому +77

      Man, if you could see what was UNDER those black bars... you'd have nightmares for weeks.

    • @skyblue9284
      @skyblue9284 8 років тому +10

      CollegeHumor
      How dare you hold out on us... THIS IS CENSORSHIP! WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!

    • @jdwurnig
      @jdwurnig 8 років тому

      Sky Blue, you only have a right to know on Purge Day. All other days you do not.

    • @1991DOG
      @1991DOG 8 років тому

      CollegeHumor unless u watch anime like Tokyo ghoul or some Yandere anime show

    • @Matthew-zy5sr
      @Matthew-zy5sr Рік тому

      @@dropoutoh no