Yeah I once tried out a peaceful Germany in a no rules multiplayer game back when Man The Guns came out. It ended with me, Italy, France, Poland, Britain, Spain being kicked and the host ending the game early from his blood pressure spiking.
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church :)
It's not exactly same spam as before, since you actually need some gear for your units now, before unit spam was that you did it soviet style and throw unit out where every 200 guys out of 1000 man unit had a gun (logic wise). Just to fill the manpower requirement asap.
Yeah but you now have to equip them, before it was based on manpower in field, meaning that you could switch your entire army to motorised from the start, let them fill up, and get anschluss in like 1937
@@highgrounder5238 i genuinely don't understand why you want to do anschluss earlier? The later you do (realistically and logically), the better it gets. Austria gets to develop thru focus tree and produces free equipment for you. Otherwise you just get a chunk of land with not much use, as you have to build it yourself.
Honestly volunteer only Germany is something I play pretty regularly. I just like to focus on making a few good divisions and not worrying about the big picture
If you want a challenge, look up Germany's current standing professional army, and only have that number of mobilized troops. I'd advise having a research tree up to 1990 and "research on icon click" active for actual fun though
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church :)
I’m commenting before I’m through the ad. I’ve had a shitty day. I just sat down and thought to myself “I want to stare at map games and not think too hard for a little bit, I hope ISP uploaded today” and sure enough the first video recommendation when I launched UA-cam was this. Thank you ISP
I like the idea that Germany is just trying to sit on the side lines and nudge history in its favour, like just goes to Stalin and is like “hey have your heard of the power of the railway, hmm, okay what if we build it for?”
As fun as Hearts of Iron 4 is, there is an appeal to CKII and III. In HoI, peace is only used as a means to prepare for war and war is only used to gain territory. In CKII, wars can be used to advance your own territories, but also a relative's. During peacetime, you're always doing things besides preparing for war like family management or plotting.
Remember "Hearts of Darkness Victoria two"? Lol I was watching the old Vicky two episodes and I caint believe that video where you played Russia for us was Half a decade ago. That first minute is so based starting with the start up music being crazy loud and being suprised from the swiss being a gret power and when you said you're playing as Russia and you threw the soviet theme and you're like whoa whoa whoa, not yet because it was 1836 lol. I remember being a teen seeing that notif come on my phone and sitting in my bunk falling asleep to your vids like every night being so excited for your stuff to come out and the laughs. What I think got me into your stuff was this ability of yours to take somthing depressing, and although that idea or thought was still depressing. The way you would talk, or protray your thoughts always made me feel better because making fun of things at least the way you used to do helped me and maybe many others cope with life. I still feel the depressed passion from the depths of hel- your heart. And i know the content gets dry somtimes but i think it would be actually decent if you went back a few years where most people wont remember and reuse bits of your older content (wich was gold btw). Maybe bring a Vicky two game around one of these days for the really old Timmy's who have been timmying the gravies since more than half a decade ago. I guess in the end we're all getting old together. Love your stuff.✌️
Watched this whilst polishing my WW1 Polish Army (German Army) officers boots, don't know why I'm posting this but I think that you should definitely do more of the old challenges. Keep going buddy 👍
I actually tried this tactic in my playthrough so you make danzig for slovakia focus and poland accepts then you make molotov ribbentrop and soviets just attack poland then give you the west poland and while its happening you can attack hungary or puppet them (ı prefer attack because ı don't have puppet management dlc) and dominate europe very very easy
Gotta love how you didn't even bother to look once at South America. I have nothing but respect for that. We all know that nothing happend there afterall.
I played a multiplayer game as mostly peaceful Hitler, where I allied uk and France, then invaded the east, all my shenanigans led directly to more rules being added to the list
Reminds me of a run of my soviet run where for some reason UK attacked Iraq and Iran in 1945 so i sent a bit of volunteers there. The war lasted until 1953 and ended only when i prepared a socialist revolution in France and used another bunch of volunteers to invade Britain(The USA was allied with Liberia and Ethiopia for some reason) and it resulted in around 10 million losses for allies and i forgor how many from my side.
Bulgaria is probably the easiest pacifist nation. Stay non-aligned, join axis, use pp to take over conqured land. Leave once you have everything you want, and the allies will tend to ask you to join them. Repeat for more land.
Nostalgia November has come early this year it seems. Peaceful Germany was one of the first videos I watched on this channel I think, all those years ago...
Wow. I can not believe game is that old. I enjoyed playing HoI2 and HoI3. But somehow I never enjoyed playing HoI4. The irony is I have been watching ISP for years anyway.
I like watching these videos for the small, unrecognised, stealth memes. Such as parking German peacekeeping forces in Nanjing in case the Japanese get naughty again.
7 days of modness huh? Is _this_ perhaps, _perhaps_ the point that ISP finally forms the Holy Britannian Empire in Divergences? It's been like 5-6 years at this point...I've spun this into every single joke you can think of. I'm out of jokes. Fingers crossed!
can you do one of those challenges like "tanks only/planes only/subs only?" Those were my FAVORITE videos when I was younger, and I know artillery only was kind of a meme, (and fucking hell to play in) so you don't have to remake that one, but I think those other ones would be cool to redo especially since they've each gotten reworks.
Byzantium megacampaign with the gimmick that you need to be in debt as much as possible. Byz always seems to get clowned on in the megacampaigns so it would be a nice change of pace
When I clicked on this video I Thought that you would abuse the "la Resistance " dlc mechanics like spies to spam coups, boost ideologies, or lower war support. Please next time you do a pacifist run could you try to launch nukes with air volunteers ? ( or other whacky shenanigans) I don't know if that would work but if it does i believe that would fit very well with the theme of the video.
You know what, you guys got so close to 760k the 7 days of modness will happen (at some point)
Trvo
absolute madness we will have yes. fun it will be certanly.
Wow, no morals at all.
Dude peace is overated violence is fun (in some cases)
Yeaaaaas thank you so much!!! I was so worried, we just need another 41k to Alf Landon!!
"Braun put the rat back up on the screen." ISP, we humbly request the RAT 🐀
it must return
Rat! 🐀 Rat! 🐀 Rat! 🐀
Bring back the Rat
Wir fordern die Ratte!
The rat was shot, and his supporters were purged, it’s hopeless
This is..........acceptable
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Okay Vader
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@@duckyduck2108BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY. WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
A cheeseburger is a burger with cheese
Yeah I once tried out a peaceful Germany in a no rules multiplayer game back when Man The Guns came out. It ended with me, Italy, France, Poland, Britain, Spain being kicked and the host ending the game early from his blood pressure spiking.
Sounds like a win to me
When it's 1950 and they keep building Civs
I got kicked from saying "guys let's be peaceful" lol
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church
:)
@@Ilovepalestine78🐪
Germany: "We are going to war with Poland to reclaim Danzig."
Also Germany: "We have taken over every province in Poland except for Danzig."
Reminder to isp that he can disable dlcs and get tons of achivements really stupidly
Why are you leaving a message for ISP on iSorrowProduction's channel?
That's not masochistic enough.
Who the fuck is ISP😮😮😮. We are a iSorrowproduction family
@@cisarovnajosefina4525 bro isp is fucking isorrowproductions for short
@@cisarovnajosefina4525isuckdikproductions is what I follow.
It says you need 40,000 infantry equipment IN the army not in stockpile, which means you can still spam out units. If you have the equipment
It's not exactly same spam as before, since you actually need some gear for your units now, before unit spam was that you did it soviet style and throw unit out where every 200 guys out of 1000 man unit had a gun (logic wise). Just to fill the manpower requirement asap.
Yeah but you now have to equip them, before it was based on manpower in field, meaning that you could switch your entire army to motorised from the start, let them fill up, and get anschluss in like 1937
You can just produce 40,000 guns then switch your entire army to motorized so that you get the manpower requirements and the equipment requirements
@@highgrounder5238you still get anschluss in late 37
@@highgrounder5238 i genuinely don't understand why you want to do anschluss earlier? The later you do (realistically and logically), the better it gets. Austria gets to develop thru focus tree and produces free equipment for you. Otherwise you just get a chunk of land with not much use, as you have to build it yourself.
"we've got germany and hungary as puppets"
- germany
best quote of my life
Average germany-warmonger/many territory peace/oppose hitler fan: 😢😭😭😡🤬
Average danzig for slovakia join allies enjoyer: 😊🤔🧐🤣😆😄
Honestly volunteer only Germany is something I play pretty regularly. I just like to focus on making a few good divisions and not worrying about the big picture
If you want a challenge, look up Germany's current standing professional army, and only have that number of mobilized troops. I'd advise having a research tree up to 1990 and "research on icon click" active for actual fun though
Well, lucky for you its easy since the soviet ai is a potato and even Lithuvania beats them easily...
"I have not been a good boy, I've been a warmonger!" Yep, sounds about right. That would be how it feels to play Hoi4.
How to be bad and get rewarded
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church
:)
@@THE-RSLF🐪
I’m commenting before I’m through the ad. I’ve had a shitty day. I just sat down and thought to myself “I want to stare at map games and not think too hard for a little bit, I hope ISP uploaded today” and sure enough the first video recommendation when I launched UA-cam was this. Thank you ISP
When you miss ISP so much you've decided to rewatch HOI4 A-Z
10:19 - 10:36 what a role reversal and that Communist China is somehow in the Allies 😂😂😂
You know what we want to see come back - Artillery Only
The fact that the tank unit is named „Gebirgs-Brigade“ is so cursed (Gebirgs-Brigade is german for Mountain Brigade)
I wanted to see what kind of attrition were the Allied troops taking invading Noinu Tivos from Vladivostok through Siberia .. Sounds so much fun!!
noinU teivoS
Thank you for providing us with yet another dose of suffering
I love it when I come back from work and there is a new ISP video always gets my mood up
That is one of the most cursed HOI4 world status I've seen in a while. Amazing
9:30 ironic that Hitler is going to show Stalin what a railway does for him
11:09 "one must imagine iSysiphusproductions happy"
"going back and giving them a lick of paint"
*Proceeds to lick the paint*
Ain't that a kick in the head?
After the 7 days of madness.....comes the 1 day of calmness
lmao that low poly sturmpanzer on the right is killing me 3:46
Sturmpanzer (War Thunder PS1 port)
“We’ve got Germany and Hungary as puppets” -ISP(playing Germany)
I like the idea that Germany is just trying to sit on the side lines and nudge history in its favour, like just goes to Stalin and is like “hey have your heard of the power of the railway, hmm, okay what if we build it for?”
As fun as Hearts of Iron 4 is, there is an appeal to CKII and III. In HoI, peace is only used as a means to prepare for war and war is only used to gain territory. In CKII, wars can be used to advance your own territories, but also a relative's. During peacetime, you're always doing things besides preparing for war like family management or plotting.
Remember "Hearts of Darkness Victoria two"? Lol I was watching the old Vicky two episodes and I caint believe that video where you played Russia for us was Half a decade ago. That first minute is so based starting with the start up music being crazy loud and being suprised from the swiss being a gret power and when you said you're playing as Russia and you threw the soviet theme and you're like whoa whoa whoa, not yet because it was 1836 lol. I remember being a teen seeing that notif come on my phone and sitting in my bunk falling asleep to your vids like every night being so excited for your stuff to come out and the laughs. What I think got me into your stuff was this ability of yours to take somthing depressing, and although that idea or thought was still depressing. The way you would talk, or protray your thoughts always made me feel better because making fun of things at least the way you used to do helped me and maybe many others cope with life. I still feel the depressed passion from the depths of hel- your heart. And i know the content gets dry somtimes but i think it would be actually decent if you went back a few years where most people wont remember and reuse bits of your older content (wich was gold btw). Maybe bring a Vicky two game around one of these days for the really old Timmy's who have been timmying the gravies since more than half a decade ago.
I guess in the end we're all getting old together.
Love your stuff.✌️
Bring back the rat. Now. This isnt a question.
4:00 oh yes absolutely love to get germany as a puppet while playing germany
Watched this whilst polishing my WW1 Polish Army (German Army) officers boots, don't know why I'm posting this but I think that you should definitely do more of the old challenges. Keep going buddy 👍
No sub till Rat. Alf stays in the basement till Rat.
Next time you should set up slovakia as a puppet, then trade it for danzig with poland
I actually tried this tactic in my playthrough so you make danzig for slovakia focus and poland accepts then you make molotov ribbentrop and soviets just attack poland then give you the west poland and while its happening you can attack hungary or puppet them (ı prefer attack because ı don't have puppet management dlc) and dominate europe very very easy
The rat, the ratty must come backy
This sent me back to Rimmy’s Old Peaceful Germany Video
"Get in while you can."
I wish my laptop weren't in for repairs
Artillery Only 3: The Search for more Soft Attack
We still demand the rat.
Gotta love how you didn't even bother to look once at South America. I have nothing but respect for that. We all know that nothing happend there afterall.
"Hoi4 is quite old and still getting updates"
Gta5 would like a word
6:40 deploying the weaponized mine carts i see. completely skipping the tank factory and deploying units directly from the mines.
Ah finally peace in our time
2:11 germany into peaceful superpower 🇩🇪😇✌ 🗿👌
i half expect when isp said "theres nothing i can do about. well there is" he would declare on france or start an uprising
i hope you wake up in gold and riches beyond ur wildest imagination
I played a multiplayer game as mostly peaceful Hitler, where I allied uk and France, then invaded the east, all my shenanigans led directly to more rules being added to the list
Reminds me of a run of my soviet run where for some reason UK attacked Iraq and Iran in 1945 so i sent a bit of volunteers there. The war lasted until 1953 and ended only when i prepared a socialist revolution in France and used another bunch of volunteers to invade Britain(The USA was allied with Liberia and Ethiopia for some reason) and it resulted in around 10 million losses for allies and i forgor how many from my side.
The people have spoke isp, u can't avoid us anymore, BRING THE RAT BACK
Bulgaria is probably the easiest pacifist nation. Stay non-aligned, join axis, use pp to take over conqured land. Leave once you have everything you want, and the allies will tend to ask you to join them. Repeat for more land.
I can't believe im gonna subscribe to this channel once more after 2 years of not having funny vids
Man I always manage to refresh to a vid from u early how convenient
This reminded me of Rimmy Downunders Peaceful Hitler video 5 years ago. Good old times
I can't believe you played Hearts of Iron like Wagner PMC.
GOOD BOY
I love the way you misconnected the names of SP Arty with models and icons
You mean if some of my volunteer atheletes go on and compete in the spanish triforceathelon ad hoc competition.
the nostalgia is oozing out of this one
Nostalgia November has come early this year it seems. Peaceful Germany was one of the first videos I watched on this channel I think, all those years ago...
Wow. I can not believe game is that old. I enjoyed playing HoI2 and HoI3. But somehow I never enjoyed playing HoI4. The irony is I have been watching ISP for years anyway.
No don’t play hoi2 play darkest hour instead
I like watching these videos for the small, unrecognised, stealth memes.
Such as parking German peacekeeping forces in Nanjing in case the Japanese get naughty again.
4:02 breaking news germany puppets itself
The original version of this video is what led me to finding your channel. :3
Here come the volunteer superheavy tank batallions
Step 1 play as Poland
Step 2 release Ukraine
Step 3 play as Ukraine
No
Step 4: be beside russia
Step 5: be beside russia 😳
or play as Ukraine in Kaiserreich .
@@Gastieh Yes.
Total win for Chamberlain
polish ai doin the 30 minutes in hell achievement
7 days of modness huh? Is _this_ perhaps, _perhaps_ the point that ISP finally forms the Holy Britannian Empire in Divergences? It's been like 5-6 years at this point...I've spun this into every single joke you can think of. I'm out of jokes. Fingers crossed!
hey look it's the Strategy that gave Rimmy a job
this is like the closest thing we have to a historical germany video
The rat must return
Lore of Breaking Hearts Of Iron 4 By Being Peaceful momentum 100
Just as I wanted to do a World Police democratic playtrough. ISP never dissapoints
"I will Make Europe Reich Again"
- Austrian Painter, probably
I want more of that funky rat. Give us more of that funky rat!
I thought this was gonna be boring but hell no this wasn't boring
The pain is getting unironic
I hope to see anything that is not HOI4 after the achievement run, I especially want to see Victoria 2
I think you can check the casualties in the army stats, where you check the battles and all of that...
Mustache Man apparently idolized the Swiss mercenaries in this game's timeline.
Really kinda makes you wonder what other cool things could happen ^.^
Only 41k from Alf Landon Body pillow merch drop!
Rails don't actually give any supply, only supply hubs give supply.
You don’t just want to just bring back a classic… you also want to bring back the rat 🐀!
can you do one of those challenges like "tanks only/planes only/subs only?" Those were my FAVORITE videos when I was younger, and I know artillery only was kind of a meme, (and fucking hell to play in) so you don't have to remake that one, but I think those other ones would be cool to redo especially since they've each gotten reworks.
Play as Luxembourg with all tech and don't declare war(send volunteer and send lend lease)
Spectator mode+
@@beckettthirion3147 2018 drew durnil experience
0:45 we're so back
Description of this video: No Danzig or war!
I think it's about time for Artillery Only 3
Mao will try and reclaim the mainland now haha
Artillery only
Peaceful moushtache man
The title should have been: Breaking Hearts Of Iron 4 By Being "Peaceful", yeah definitely peaceful
Alf Landon is a very peaceful man, as well.
Byzantium megacampaign with the gimmick that you need to be in debt as much as possible. Byz always seems to get clowned on in the megacampaigns so it would be a nice change of pace
When I clicked on this video I Thought that you would abuse the "la Resistance " dlc mechanics like spies to spam coups, boost ideologies, or lower war support.
Please next time you do a pacifist run could you try to launch nukes with air volunteers ? ( or other whacky shenanigans) I don't know if that would work but if it does i believe that would fit very well with the theme of the video.
We will fight for the rat to the last Timmy 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
where the fuck is the Rat mr.ISP? we've been demanding it for 8 days now!
How about getting real nostalgic and doing a save swap series
Man, would have been interesting if you used spy networks while doing this! Great vid in any case 🍻🍻
GRAVY TIMOTHY DEMANDS WAR
4:01 Nice puppeted yourself