Making the Minecraft Wild Update 1000% Worse [1.19]

Minecraft 1.19: The Wild Update releases NEXT YEAR!? Instead of waiting that long, I created a worse version of the Minecraft 1.19 update in the form of a cursed Minecraft mod. The Minecraft Frog, Minecraft Warden, and Minecraft Fireflies have never been so terrible! Witness the losing biomes from the Minecraft Live Biome vote (before the Minecraft Live Mob Vote) as they come to life in forms which Mojang would never dream of adding.
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[@tangerine69420]

are we not going to talk about how good the ostrich animation was?

[@winstoncantwait102]

Yes

[@0106B]

YES SAME

[@WalerianZ]

And sounds, too!

[@Zooollieg]

Wait 1.10 has ostriches?

[@Zooollieg]

1.19*

[@pines.7660]

The wheat in mudbricks is actually really clever since that is how mud bricks and straw work irl

[@themasteronhigh1665]

helps bind the mud if anyones intresting. Rice husks also work. They are then fired or sun dried to increase their strength.

[@siyuren7723]

Yeah when I saw this in the video I was like “But this actually makes sense tho…”

[@pastelly.]

@@siyuren7723 same

[@white_star_1098]

in case anyone is wondering it's called thatch

[@astrielmaahes1116]

@@white_star_1098 thach is roofing, daub is mud+grass

[@masterpiece1817]

And now, 5 months later, this is actually a better Wild Update

[@maxsomewhere]

In this video, we can see wild update.
And irl we got 1.17. Part 3

[@anjamavric2358]

0:32 kelp

[@zeasypz2066]

Yeah i agree

[@justr4dxsh998]

YUHHHHHHHH

[@straw9599]

Yeah

[@woodentrainseriesofficial9511]

The fact he made his own firefly after it was removed is so good

[@sboy2044]

after? This video was made before it was announced that fireflies were removed

[@hazyhope._.]

lmfao "after"

[@MRMRMRMRMan]

The color orange nicely compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building!

[@VortexBricks]

And it’s a good transition to acacia wood

[@noir_wolfe1099]

@@VortexBricks that’s true

[@pinkpigstorms]

@@noir_wolfe1099 of course it is
I always thought that acacia wood WAS orange.
(but maybe that’s because I’m colorblind

[@noir_wolfe1099]

@@pinkpigstorms It was a very vibrant orange too

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

XD

[@shiraj.h]

For anyone who hasn’t ever broken a cattail in half before, lets just say that 4:05 is extremely accurate

[@crunchylettuce]

Yes. Cattails are truly forbidden hotdogs.

[@-hanako-3912]

mmm hotdogs 😁👌

[@squillz8310]

It made me think of the video of that guy taking a bite out of one, and more than two handfuls of fluff came out of his mouth.

[@TheFireTiger21]

"I found a wild glizzy!"

[@plasma8321]

Um… could you explain? I don’t get it

[@Alfie_chat]

I have to admit, this version of the wild update is 100% more wild then the "wild" update...

[@Silkyfin_]

Correction, Mild update

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@Silkyfin_ which goes great with the Manners patch that was added to it.

[@lolliii5477]

ok Moderate Pain Update*

[@lesillybinklefoop9595]

Than*

[@dragoncat9153]

*updates

[@Epixx64]

Ironically enough, this is now better than actual wild update

[@pasmoluiso]

Yes

[@p19pityscoop83]

oof

[@Scared620]

Amen

[@lolliii5477]

yes
rip fireflies
and the hilariousness

[@fredroloji7874]

If eightsidedsquare can do it, the whole mojang team should

[@SCREWBY92]

I like the termites. A good feature would be if they actually stored the wood the broke in their mounds. So you could kinda use them as mass storage and auto harvesting tree farms

[@lolliii5477]

my dad smokes those termites.
-Ralph Wiggum, 2077

[@cammanderdj146]

The engineer

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Maybe they store 64 stacks per large nest block and 32 per small nest block but eat them at a slow rate based on the number of connected nest blocks. So a bigger nest can store a lot more but needs a bigger tree farm to sustain it.
They each have a single stack buffer that they will eat from before anything else and a second communal buffer that they'll try and pull from until their main inventory and food buffer are full. Hoppers can pull from the main inventory and push to the communal buffer, and breaking the nest drops only the main inventory and an empty nest block (or only the full nest if you used silk touch).
If they're kept full and have a non-solid or air block above them, a big nest will try and and spawn a small nest on top of it once every Minecraft day (maybe late at night), while if it's got a log or full small nest above it instead of air, it'll instead turn it into a large nest block on its first attempt.
When making an attempt to grow, it checks if it has more than two nests below it and if it does it checks if the third block has wood, air, a non-solid block, or a small nest beside it, if so it instead grows in that location. It also does similar checks when it's got a solid non-wood block beneath it.
Nests act like Netherrack so long as they contain wood, consuming it slightly faster than when using it as fuel (and possibly having an 5% chance to turn the wood into charcoal blocks if it's surrounded by solid blocks), and become decorative scorched nests when they run out of wood.
If it does create charcoal blocks, it'd be a realistic and vanilla friendly way to farm fuel.

[@sushant4173]

0:27 - great for building
4:30 - great for building
5:53 - great for building

[@Stickman5972]

And the oak acacia spruce and more is GOOD FOR BUILDING

[@jenkey306814]

G R E A T F O R B U I L D I N G

[@Electroblade360]

GREAT for building!

[@PoisonFlower765]

Their orange color nicely compliments Jungle Wood.

[@Electroblade360]

@@PoisonFlower765 which would be GREAT for building!

[@Ms.CringeSwirlz16]

I love the way you programed the ostrich animation when you hit them, the poisonus dart frog and the warden's dig animation also the vulture how it steals items. Plus the tumble weeds

[@lampboy926]

6:41 Burnt grass is actually a good idea! If there was feature that makes when a forest is on fire, only leaves burn to ashes and dissapear but logs do not. And when they are burnt, they turn into burnt logs like burnt grass in this video. And you can also get charcoal when you mine them. I expect it to make a decent post-apocalyptic view of burnt forest with dead trees.

[@unrealmando]

That ostrich joke was hilarious, was not expecting that, just too funny definitely earned a subscriber

[@unrealmando]

No problems bud

[@The_Crafter64]

yes

[@galuhmutiara1]

ha

[@andreiperalta9843]

😅😆Same🤣😂

[@Pock4855]

ya

[@_z10n1x]

the firefly in a jar breeding for the frogs is actually really amazing

[@teodortodorov1662]

Especially when frogs are suppost to eat it with the whole glass

[@leiiidees]

E

[@novakins3249]

Don’t worry acacia wood, these are all just knock offs of you.

[@mansionbookerstudios9629]

You can help save 27 million of North Korea people by watch yeonmi

[@Connerthespider]

@@mansionbookerstudios9629 I won’t comment on your incorrect grammar but it’s there anyway what is that? Is that an anime?

[@Pacifier_dog]

6:00
Patrick: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT WITH A COCONUT

[@idiotfanghost6327]

Love the mod! I feel like it’s missing some more wood. Maybe something of an orange color that nicely compliments that of Jungle wood. It would be great for building!

[@DanielMemeSmith]

This is very underrated! You're a very impressive developer, I'm surprised that you don't work at Mojang! You'd do especially well in April Fools updates lol

[@ETHANR26]

Microsoft devs aren't allowed to have fun

[@Sandwhichioussandwhich512]

@@ETHANR26 look at the infinite nether portal update, they definitely had fun doing some of those

[@ETHANR26]

@@Sandwhichioussandwhich512 "look at one example where they did some nonsense, all while shitting on the users'lmao

[@propel3536]

@@ETHANR26 look at the UHH UHN UYH UH UHH UHNU YH UYH UU H UH U UH give me money chest
I mean locked chest

[@0106B]

Ya

[@dontponyme]

5:03 yeah you did the ostriches perfectly that's what they do when they get hit in real life! Trust me I've tried it

[@zawarudo1407]

R.I.P

[@singingofsilver]

....you hit an ostrich??

[@aidyy_8ball]

We’re you killed?

[@zawarudo1407]

@@aidyy_8ball if he got killed why can he comment?

[@aidyy_8ball]

@@zawarudo1407 it was supposed reference the meme,
“We’re you killed?”
“Sadly yes. But I LIVED.”

[@meoge7857]

How can he do this so quickly and we wait 2 years for the official wild update?! Mojang should hire him

[@liammckenney6792]

The Sculk stuff you added that isnt in actual 1.19 is genius! the fact that the stabbers are seemingly random, rather than a sensor targeting you is great, and that the sniffer checks for proximity at random times instead of checking for vibration is great too. I think they could be imlemented very well into minecraft, and give a bit more of a difficulty spike when finding the Deep Dark.

[@FirstNameLastName-vf9hf]

I honestly like the smoldering ash and dirt idea while fire spreads

[@mansionbookerstudios9629]

You can help save 27 million of North Korea people by watch yeonmi million

[@Tenebris_Mors]

That ostrich animation was one of the best animations than I've seen in any mod, oh my god, you are incredible.

[@AutumnHarvester]

Unironically better than the actual Wild Update.

[@Malxer]

Unironically better than the wild update we ended up having

[@insertcreativeusername4958]

"We got a new dragon"
Everyone is excited
"But its not from minecraft"
Everyone is disappointed

[@Austinkeith2010]

But not *IN* minecraft

[@allasuprun7511]

БХХХХХ! :(

[@NYCSubwayFan1992]

XD

[@Stickman5972]

We dont talk about that word 😏

[@thilsiktonix]

@@Austinkeith2010 Okay, except OP is right, not you, because he said "from" in the video. Not "in".

[@mr.greenface3105]

Actually there's a type of mud brick that's pretty resilient that's made by blending clay or mud with dried plants. I think that's why it's made with wheat.

[@rahul9704]

Mud bricks are made from mud and straw, particularly. Straw is a product of harvesting wheat.

[@dre_entertainment4613]

its called adobe bricks im pretty sure

[@MasterChiefSha]

The tower of babel was made with mud and wheat or grass i beleive. It was some plant.

[@The_Ultimate_Egg1]

Thats how some houses are made if they dont have cement

[@Synthia_Lovr]

Yeah, I don't know why I got pretty annoyed at that part, It's all for laughs.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I love the way this video went from, “well here’s the frogs and fireflies almost exactly like you’d expect but with a twist haha” to well, The Ostrich

[@GLITCH_1997]

A moment of silence for the hours lost making the ostrich animation. That was awesome, Eight.

[@caligusto]

holy shit that ostrich animation was IMPRESSIVE

[@winstoncantwait102]

Yes

[@winstoncantwait102]

IT IS

[@TheDaniel366Cobra]

8:00
And that is - the trouble with tumbleweeds.

[@Spoondestroyer]

“We already have chest minecarts and there basically the same thing” we have Furnace mine carts, too

[@Yes2snake]

5:08 Horror movie directors: “YOUR HIRED!”

[@Lucat_Here]

Update: is good.
Eight sided square: Now this looks like a job for me!

[@fantasygames4130]

Exept for a cuple feuturs its good

[@isid902]

Really? The 1.18-1.19 sucks i hate game changing things its more bad than combat update

[@the-chonk]

@@isid902 combat update opinion 🥶🥶🤢

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@isid902 you don’t like the cave update?

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@isid902 you hate game changing things? So you hate every update? Lmao

[@cheesynoodles6930]

The transition to the sponsorship just crushed my dreams of having another dragon in vanilla minecraft

[@mansionbookerstudios9629]

You can help save 37 million of North Korea people by watch yeonmi

[@sukgurung4514]

3:35 bummer cars on drugs

[@quinntaylor1170]

“I made another california” as someone who lives in california that is very accurate except we don’t get tumble weeds

[@pog_panda]

“The new orange mangrove trees give a great contrast to the jungle trees!
Acacia wood: am I a joke to you?

[@cheezytoxins8652]

Indeed you are.

[@toppler8164]

Acacia wood planks fell from a high place.

[@cheezytoxins8652]

@@toppler8164 you could say it toppled over

[@groveri2]

acually he gave all the new wood types the same color for a joke xD

[@jenkey306814]

I'm wondering is only camman the one who hate acacia or do other people hate it

[@drew_xviii330]

Fun little history fact, mud and clay in ancient times were often made with things like wheat and reeds to act as a sort of binding agent, adding strength and rigidity, very similar to how we reenforce concrete with rebar today. Some of the oldest sections of the Great Wall were constructed like that ^^

[@Sly-Moose]

That ostrich bit was so extra! 🤣🤣 You just got a new subscriber! 😂

[@maurolionelmisjuegosyo940]

7:39 “nothing’s gonna leave trails of tumbleweed sprouts, it’s not gonna fill the desert exponentially” :P

[@beartickler499]

The bud bricks made of wheat this is due to in the old Celtic days in Britain they made houses with mud and hay for supports

[@ForgeofAule]

I believe ancient Egyptians did a similar thing

[@zeeneya115]

So... edible houses

[@CroatGMD]

@@zeeneya115 just because its wheat doesn't mean its edible

[@zeeneya115]

@@CroatGMD ive been gaming to much

[@ISS600]

Celtics days in Britain?

[@loadingresourcesdotdot]

7:24
*Forbidden fireworks*

[@alexwoodland3835]

LOL the ostrich with the machine gun animation was so funny! Mojang needs to hire you!

[@Telenigh]

This time, Mojang didn't even need you, they just did it themselves :/

[@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n]

Imagine the insane amount of speed you could get with a furnace boat on ice-

[@kashif22o2]

Nobody:
Eight sided square: makes every wood orange to compliment jungle wood

[@VasuOsuri]

Sounds weird when he ypsya tha

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

Fireflies were removed from the update because their actually poisonous to frogs
Edit: also the boat with slime blocks is a better alternative for bumper boat rides

[@Pedro-ss2qr]

sculk stabbers could actually be really cool

[@MCjossic]

PSA: the glowing chemicals inside fireflies are actually toxic to frogs

[@justsomenoobnothingtoseehe5319]

*I HATE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE FIREFLIES THAT TURN THE FRECKING FROGS GAAAAYYYYY*

[@anarchinzorig2286]

u ok bud????

[@Talinrogue]

@@justsomenoobnothingtoseehe5319 umm. how high were you when you made this comment

[@auri1075]

@@Talinrogue just look up chemicals in the water makes the frogs gay meme. You will understand. I guess...?

[@Talinrogue]

@@auri1075 i didn't know that then again I'm still in 8th grade in the state with the worst education system

[@_creare_2742]

5:00
I respect you
That animation looked like it took quite a while

[@gg_p4k110]

Why Minecraft don't have this

[@slimespicy2499]

Why Minecraft don't have this

[@miksixiii]

Why Minecraft don’t have this

[@justsomenoobnothingtoseehe5319]

Why Minecraft don't have this

[@msiio]

Why Minecraft don't have this

[@frost.xx456]

5:54 DID NOT expect to hear that here. I see you're a man of culture as well. Subscribed.

[@The-angel-puppy]

3:09 "puts furnce in a boat"
The boat: bye bye😆

[@Lord_Dino]

"correct me if I'm wrong but this is exactly what California looks like"
Me: starts laughing
"Great we made another California"
Me: dies

[@fantasygames4130]

Last time i checked there's no eigt sided squeres in California.

[@dukefang1001]

As a Californian(-Asian), I can confirm, that is exactly what California looks like

[@shapphirethewolf8814]

That part is funny lol

[@Nickdoesstuff2358]

Yeah he's not wrong

[@cheetahgirl2248]

I live in California can confirm fire everywhere during summer

[@TinyCaitlyn]

I love how he talks about the "NEW" Wood types when they look all the same..

[@mansionbookerstudios9629]

You can help save 27 million of North Korea people by watch yeonmi million people by watch yeonmi

[@parallax256]

that's the joke

[@TinyCaitlyn]

@@parallax256 I know it is a joke I was just saying

[@liammckenney6792]

The color orange nicely compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building!

[@TinyCaitlyn]

@@liammckenney6792 indeed

[@mooman3509]

dude! This is SO much better than the wild update. I was actually disappointed that they didn't add the termite, which I thought would be pretty cool. Keep up the awesome mods!

[@lalasfunlearningactivities1526]

I actually love that he made everything better 😁

[@lyonidus3073]

You had a lot of fun doing this, didn’t you?

[@ploenkanyanat5768]

Yes sir

[@lyonidus3073]

@@ploenkanyanat5768 *YESS SIRR*

[@user-yz1zt5qt5t]

@@lyonidus3073 YESSS SIRRR

[@lightthattouchestheshadows6059]

@@user-yz1zt5qt5t YESSSS SIRRR

[@jonathanmalluck8027]

9:30 i wish this was acually what happens when the wardens leave
but if it is then YES

[@NexasStudios]

The desert sspreading fire part is actually really cool

[@EveeThree]

Tbh, the furnace boat is low key a good idea, like something to make boats go faster would be good.

[@doctor4t]

And here I thought my fireflies were the prettiest

[@supasunotchi3355]

what?
…
Y R U watching dis?

[@dukespiffingofupland3782]

@@supasunotchi3355 u realise these guys are close friends?

[@supasunotchi3355]

@@dukespiffingofupland3782 Yes but only after I left the reply.

[@sharptile7628]

how did you code the termites?
i would be quite interested in having that in my worlds too
looks cool

[@aydenreyna4914]

3:42 me when i get trapped in a ball of pinballs is sonic mania

[@breadbird]

The repeating “it’s orange wood compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building.”

[@earthsteward70]

5:30 this needlessly complex boss animation is just juicy.

[@alexb859]

5:07 I did not know Ostriches had all that in them, you learn something new everyday

[@mateomzARCHIVES]

If someone comments “Ostriches have organs and stuff like that, wow u r dum”, I have one thing to say to you. r/woooosh

[@alexb859]

@@mateomzARCHIVES It was a joke

[@mateomzARCHIVES]

@@alexb859 that’s what I meant

[@alexb859]

@@mateomzARCHIVES ok

[@ianbates7364]

5:07 I love the animation of the ostrich! It was so good! 6:39 Also, you said "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is what California is like", so I will. California may not have too many fires, but it does have a lot of mountains! There! I corrected you because you said so.

[@wither_klng2881]

Actually the mud bricks being made with wheat makes a lot of sense. That's how they're made in the real world.

[@tomgamma3996]

4:04: guys after November ends

[@IrisDevilish]

We must
C O O M

[@charlieengle8337]

That’s crazyyy😊

[@coal9205]

When the nut so powerful you turn into a semen geyser

[@NichoBlockheadImagination]

That ostrich was beautiful… ally in the emu war?
So glad you’re getting sponsorships, you deserve to be rewarded for all your hard work.
If you don’t post again before then, happy holidays EightSidedSquare!! :-)

[@Haskellmd76]

I think mojang should hire this guy. I want a terminator ostrich in Minecraft.

[@Sgg6]

The foam vomiting is so realistic (they should spawn a block in front of you called: Glizzy foam)

[@crunch4618]

The Savannah was actually really well made except the ostrich was quite an exception if that's Savannah was really added to Minecraft it would be kind of cool

[@CZballMapping]

Every wood now works well with jungle wood😂

[@CZballMapping]

@Lynn Khay no, i didn't know that

[@supasunotchi3355]

Except Mangrove Trees

[@s_cabbage2]

Can we talk about how this is a thousand times better than the update we actually got

[@athinghere]

No, I cannot live without it. And Mangrove trees do not look like mushrooms, which make them very cool.

[@undeadpotatoe5272]

Love these videos, all of the videos nowadays are way too serious. Thanks so much for the amazing content!

[@Muyocuo]

7:46
So you just made texas??

[@vdrRoblox]

Ad ends at 2:56

[@ANKYLOVER3647]

The only stuff here that wouldn't be fun are the tumbleweeds, wildfires(in non-hardmode) and vultures exploding, and with a few changes this could be leagues better when it comes to content for everyone.

[@thefurrret]

The worst thing is that he didn't use the UGHHH sound effect for the shriekers.

[@galaxy.nation]

Honestly, I wouldn't care about having all this weird stuff in Minecraft now versus having to wait for a while for the actual update to come out

[@ultraman_99]

Love the fact that the tumbleweed thing was realistic

[@virusmaster0468]

yea same

[@matijamatija1354]

Okay the skulk stabber is really really cool

[@daniellagicaro3309]

I like when the warden just waves goodbye

[@pastrylol]

Please do this again for 1.20!

[@megacadgeo9758]

The end update

[@frank-yp9br]

@@megacadgeo9758 yes hopefully, I'd rot if there's a structure update tho

[@megacadgeo9758]

@@frank-yp9br i think a structure update is cool, but i personally think end update is so much more needed. Think about it, what do you do to the end? Beat the dragon, make an exp farm, and get an elytra. What else????

[@gravitygamingytbrawlstars363]

@@megacadgeo9758 i die in it

[@megacadgeo9758]

@@gravitygamingytbrawlstars363 ok but that doesnt count

[@curiouscreator8806]

3:23 *furnace.exe has stopped working*

[@lilandagi]

*furnace.exe has a severe physic seizure and needs to go to the hospital*

[@MYSgamingMYS]

What we expected in 1.19: vs what we got:

[@uncrewdguy8684]

The tumble weeds are just funny

[@Velocitvee]

"That Nicely Compliments That of Jungle Wood"
Acacia: Am I A Joke To you?

[@mansionbookerstudios9629]

You can help save 27 million of North Korea people by watch yeonmi million

[@shazamnegroid7379]

yes

[@miguelpp8342]

0:37 Not because they're 2 pixels, its because those "fireflies" were actually _Encarsia formosa_ with tiny torches.

[@escavandus]

Fun fact: nobody asked

[@Jssjdfkdjgglghn]

@@escavandus way to ruin a joke hm

[@BuzzyBee13]

@@escavandus Fun Fact: Nobody asked YOU

[@escavandus]

@@BuzzyBee13 Fun fact: nobody asked YOU

[@trashpanda4]

Is that some kind of harry potter spell?

[@Selachshark]

The ostrich really got me.

[@digiteesupercool4]

I like the Sculk Stabbers and Sculk Sniffers. They would be perfect for the update.

[@TheMultiRaphael]

unironically, the termite, the thumbleweed and the scorched grass block are amazing features that could be implemented in the update

[@fadillah6014]

Well, RIP potato PC.

[@jmoon1326]

Well they all would need to be nerfed but yea

[@TheMultiRaphael]

@@jmoon1326 leaving the scorched earth aside, yeah, the other two are pretty strong as shown in the video. But idk, the thumbleweed is kinda realistic, they work exactly that way (but they could grow waaay slower than shown)

[@jmoon1326]

@@TheMultiRaphael Yeah about the tumbleweed, I think it should have a 1% chance each bounce

[@funni_noises]

@@jmoon1326 actually probably 0.01% since it could still spawn a lot more if it got stuck and started bouncing rapidly

[@takeo_624]

7:30 CGP Grey's here like: "It's time to talk about the trouble with tumbles"

[@eelberger]

i love being able to watch this and compare it to the real wild update. i mean seriously. this is amazing. it's orange wood color nicely complements jungle wood.

[@nickg5341]

Ok the cattail joke was great 😭 some real life field research went into that one

[@eminemv1ncecuh620]

I was sad and then there was a notification that eight sided square uploaded and then I became happy. Thanks dude!

[@clintonwierenga5005]

They have to hire this man

[@sssparrownest]

The ostrich better be an official feature of the ostrich in 1.20

[@walkinggaydisaster]

6:39 I live in California, and this is what it’s like (especially in June and September).