Quest Giver in Daggerfall: Go here, kill specific mob and/or collect specific item from dungeon. Be back within x amount of days or it doesn't count. I don't mind questing, gets me exploring more dungeons but the obligatory time requirement is unnecessary. I got you the thing. I did the deed. Does it really matter if I'm slightly late? F u n
"If i miss this shot, add fifty million billion dollars to the debt" *Slowly decides to aim for the chest as he's processing the weight of that statement*
I feel like these weird off brand games are always a little unintentionally terrifying, especially if they're in that mediocre to bad range, because literally anything can happen. Like suddenly out of nowhere a monster can just clip through a wall or a completely random eldritch nightmare can attack you with no warning or buildup and it catches you completely off guard.
Some - fucking - how, the most dumb moment from this stream made me laugh. When in the beginning someone random in the chat wrote "Can you please apologize" for no reason. And Jerma actually apologized. It made me laugh so bad.
@@tenbeat Found it in the stream: www.twitch.tv/videos/837621456?t=00h10m21s "Hey can you apologize to Several Pee for asking her to eat bugs?" Some comment at around 10:20. No idea who this person is or the context behind it, but lol, Jerma's response was 👌
The most batshit crazy thing about this stream is the fact everyone was so focused on Jerma shooting the door that Jerma's roleplay of a monkey eating a human hotel clerk gets overlooked.
He didn't shoot the door and I'm sick of pretending he did. The sparks are clearly designed to interact with the environment hence why some of them went over the door and bounced from the wall while others bounced from the door. I feel like chat gaslights itself while trying to gaslight Jerma sometimes. I saw this live with the "gorilla grip" incident, he absolutely said "drip" and I felt a little crazy seeing so many people CONVINCED that he said "grip".
_Mysterious Robed Demon Man Whispering Magical Curses_ is actually 100x scarier than _Shark_ or _Sea Monster_ to prevent people from going into water in games
GTA V - Resorts to sharks to keep players from going too far Subnautica - Resorts to leviathans to keep players from going too far This game - Resorts to robed Adam Sandler making noises for even touching water
@@InvaderKaz2008 Oh yeah, the Lurker Sharks. They freaked me out, too. I remember that reef you could swim across to that underwater temple level that was safe because the water was shallow, but I didn't trust it so I just used the wooden platforms.
@@schmurble2254 Somewhere in the USA, in a place which name I do not remember, not a long time ago there used to live a deranged psycho of small stature
Real horror game moment when the game breaks the fourth wall in order to remove any ambiguity that you shouldn't be turning 180 and making like The Gingerbread Man.
There's just something so perfect about him looking back, only to be met with a veritable sea of those goofy zombies chasing him from every direction. Fucking hilarious.
If nothing else, this game captures what it would really feel like to be chased down by a giant mob of zombies _WAY_ better than any other game that's tried.
@@PvEGamingChannel idk about daya gone but wwz is basically a knockoff of l4d2 and while they have good horde moments I feel like the difference here is how open everything is
He still did a pretty good one. Still baffled it was nominated for 2020 worst impression, but I guess it was only because of his shitty poopoo Rick but his Morty is always on point
So, when Jerma first meets the horde at 3:26 it felt like I've seen this game before, then the knight 9:07 and it hit me, I've seen this game years ago when it was still in development, glad to see it's finally out.
i actually think this game looks decent lmao. add some actual weapons that arent like a kitchen knife and more enemy variety this could be a fun co-op mess about game
@@SladetheBlade.. Yeah but its clearly fantasy. There are plenty of medieval fantasy games that have varied and exciting weapons and not just. Shitty oar, small ass kitchen knife and a musket
3:38 The legitimately terrified “JESUS CHRIST” is killing me! That’s the scream of a man who thinks he’ll actually die in real life if the video game zombies get him.
On the one hand, this game looks kinda bad. On the other hand, the "Tip: Run!" part with the horde of zombies(?) is REALLY fucking cool to me for some reason
When jerma played it, it was early early early alpha if I'm not mistaken? I know the developers also worked on uebs which was pretty nutty in terms of engine capability and how many things could be on the screen at once without fps drop. Infact rn they're working on an engine that's supposed to be able to handle millions (in their words) of complex objects. Idk, I think it's cool.
0:00 - 0:29 WHY jerma is better than your average streamer. "I'm gonna play what I'm gonna have fun with and I'm gonna make it fun for the chat in the process".
"Eventually, the adrenaline is gonna wear off, and and you're gonna fall down, and you're gonna go to one knee and you're gonna die, man!" Words to live by.
The amazing thing about this game is that the framerate when there's one enemy on screen is somehow not any better than when there are hundreds on screen.
He didn't hit it, but chat did multiple polls and decided it wasn't Jerma's fault. The $50,000,000,000 was added, but then removed from his debt. As you can see here: debt.jerma.io/ Bad hitbox. Door got in the way. Whatever the case, he absolutely didn't hit, and it's only as a result of noblesse oblige on the part of chat that Jeremy doesn't owe that money.
@@DrORRB-qm7fl I got curious and checked out his videos and they are honestly horrible, he has 76k subs last time I checked idk why he just doesn't grow naturally at this point
I love how he bonked the general in the head with a hammer and it did nothing and then the general do a super power move and jerma flies through the air like a fucking puppet. 😂😂😂 Havent laughed this much in ages, thank you jerma youre a blessing
Anyone remember the Dev diary videos of the game where the developers were confident of an overhaul update that was going to blow everything else out of the water by making it look like the game they tried so hard to make but then it never happened?
Jerma’s checklist for a great RPG:
- a quest giver
I legit cant tell wheter or not hes doing a bit half the time lol
It seems like there isn't even a quest giver in the game just talking fish
@@SaltPlusF4 That’s half the fun
Quest Giver in Daggerfall: Go here, kill specific mob and/or collect specific item from dungeon. Be back within x amount of days or it doesn't count.
I don't mind questing, gets me exploring more dungeons but the obligatory time requirement is unnecessary.
I got you the thing. I did the deed. Does it really matter if I'm slightly late?
F u n
@@exoltik3199 to be fair, I have rarely seen an RPG with a time limit to a quest.
Adds a certain sense of urgency, I think.
"If i miss this shot, add fifty million billion dollars to the debt"
*Slowly decides to aim for the chest as he's processing the weight of that statement*
Center mass never fails
I feel like these weird off brand games are always a little unintentionally terrifying, especially if they're in that mediocre to bad range, because literally anything can happen. Like suddenly out of nowhere a monster can just clip through a wall or a completely random eldritch nightmare can attack you with no warning or buildup and it catches you completely off guard.
I mean it's not gonna be a popular take but I think it's a paid stream of some sort
@@Ragarnoy0 it's illegal for him to advertise if it isn't explicitly stated that it's an ad.
@@Ragarnoy0 What? That had nothing to do with what I was saying at all. Also its asenine, but I'm just confused.
jerma on his second account coping about his jumpscare
@@Ragarnoy0 Don't conflate the idea of an "unpopular take" with being wrong.
Some - fucking - how, the most dumb moment from this stream made me laugh. When in the beginning someone random in the chat wrote "Can you please apologize" for no reason. And Jerma actually apologized. It made me laugh so bad.
YES
That doesn't happen in this video though? I wanna see it...
@@tenbeat Found it in the stream: www.twitch.tv/videos/837621456?t=00h10m21s "Hey can you apologize to Several Pee for asking her to eat bugs?" Some comment at around 10:20. No idea who this person is or the context behind it, but lol, Jerma's response was 👌
I was the 1,000th like.
@@Wandering_Ico rip that stream. Is there an archive?
“This game is like DayZ”
*Zombie starts sprinting underwater*
This really IS like DayZ
The sheer horror Jerma experienced when he saw the horde of people.
Professional E-Clown wets pants.
Hes not an E clown, hes the entire E circus
@@manintheline5331 professional e-circus gets flooded by e-clowns' piss
@@jeshegames I had to watch the clip thrice to see the dudes before they started moving, true masters of disguise.
@@manintheline5331 Actual real life Jerma Circus when
The most batshit crazy thing about this stream is the fact everyone was so focused on Jerma shooting the door that Jerma's roleplay of a monkey eating a human hotel clerk gets overlooked.
why did you feel the need to specify that the clerk was human
He didn't shoot the door and I'm sick of pretending he did. The sparks are clearly designed to interact with the environment hence why some of them went over the door and bounced from the wall while others bounced from the door.
I feel like chat gaslights itself while trying to gaslight Jerma sometimes. I saw this live with the "gorilla grip" incident, he absolutely said "drip" and I felt a little crazy seeing so many people CONVINCED that he said "grip".
@@BenersantheBread THE KNIGHT TOOK NO DAMAGE, THE HEALTHBAR WAS UNCHANGED. JERMA MISSED
_Mysterious Robed Demon Man Whispering Magical Curses_ is actually 100x scarier than _Shark_ or _Sea Monster_ to prevent people from going into water in games
GTA V - Resorts to sharks to keep players from going too far
Subnautica - Resorts to leviathans to keep players from going too far
This game - Resorts to robed Adam Sandler making noises for even touching water
I dunno man... that fish in Jak and Daxter still gives me serious anxiety.
FoxOwne fair, they probably did it best with that dang heartbeat sound. i remember feeling such satisfaction seeing the mounted fish trophy in Jak 2.
Clearly, you have yet to make the mistake of ever going within three miles of water in a D&D game.
@@InvaderKaz2008 Oh yeah, the Lurker Sharks. They freaked me out, too. I remember that reef you could swim across to that underwater temple level that was safe because the water was shallow, but I didn't trust it so I just used the wooden platforms.
“hi you kinda look like lois!” *crushes skull*
1:48 - I like how the name of the land is "Early Access"
That's not the name of the land, it's stating what's accessible as opposed to what isn't clearly.
@@DanteTorn i think it was a joke
@@DanteTorn now that i think about kt this comment might be a less successful joke too.
That was such a genuine “JESUS CHRIST”
Time stamp?
3:34
It truly was a perfect streamer moment.
him walking into villages with just like 800 zombies will never not be funny
Boston moment
Bahston moment
Vegas gambling addict moment
Boston Marathon Bomber moment
Momento Bruh
Enough to make a man put tea in the harbor
I can't believe Don Quixote knows the lyrics to Evanescence's Bring Me To Life.
Fuck, Jerma really is the modern Quixote.
Sancho, despiértame. ¡No puedo despertar!
(this is also thematically consistent with the books)
Does that make Boston a modern La Mancha?
@@pliskin101 👀
@@schmurble2254 Somewhere in the USA, in a place which name I do not remember, not a long time ago there used to live a deranged psycho of small stature
3:34 That might be my favorite tip a game has even given.
Real horror game moment when the game breaks the fourth wall in order to remove any ambiguity that you shouldn't be turning 180 and making like The Gingerbread Man.
Who knew that the jank this game has would make it exponentially more terrifying
PS1 style horror games are a thing for precisely that reason.
American Jank is something else
@@DanteTorn too bad those are all generic garbage that recycle the same 2 tropes over and over again
There's just something so perfect about him looking back, only to be met with a veritable sea of those goofy zombies chasing him from every direction. Fucking hilarious.
STICK 'EM WITH THE POINTY END
If nothing else, this game captures what it would really feel like to be chased down by a giant mob of zombies _WAY_ better than any other game that's tried.
Name one
Days Gone, Left 4 Dead 2, World War Z, and Serious Sam 3 have lots of really terrifying mob moments
@jermwubbz days gone was a shit game
@@PvEGamingChannel idk about daya gone but wwz is basically a knockoff of l4d2 and while they have good horde moments I feel like the difference here is how open everything is
Project zomboid it the greatest zombie game of all time, change my mind.
Jerma talking backwards scared the hell out of me. I was not expecting that Twin Peaks level of backwards talking.
That streamer you like is going to come back into style
.nekcihC, soteehC, eeffoC
is there any chance he gave a ring to a giant
8:11 he couldn’t do a better Morty impression if he tried
He still did a pretty good one. Still baffled it was nominated for 2020 worst impression, but I guess it was only because of his shitty poopoo Rick but his Morty is always on point
I thought 3:30 was a corn field, genuinely scared the shit out of me
fucking right?
I squinted because I had no idea what the hell I was looking at
Based pfp
based ween enjoyer
@@fuckthevoid hell yeah
So, when Jerma first meets the horde at 3:26 it felt like I've seen this game before, then the knight 9:07 and it hit me, I've seen this game years ago when it was still in development, glad to see it's finally out.
nah its still in development, theres rumors that its been abandoned
@@hootenannyskeleton Hope they're just rumors.
"I'm gonna kite this guy all the way from the badlands to Stormwind"
Lmao
I love how he's always playing some obscure shit.
i actually think this game looks decent lmao. add some actual weapons that arent like a kitchen knife and more enemy variety this could be a fun co-op mess about game
@@demnachos9576 I think it’s set in medieval times so a knife and sword is pretty much what you got
@@SladetheBlade.. Bruh, there's a musket and GRENADES. I think adding a Double-Axe, Halberd, etc. is well within reason lmao
@@demnachos9576 But the game does have co-op 👀
@@SladetheBlade.. Yeah but its clearly fantasy. There are plenty of medieval fantasy games that have varied and exciting weapons and not just. Shitty oar, small ass kitchen knife and a musket
3:38 The legitimately terrified “JESUS CHRIST” is killing me! That’s the scream of a man who thinks he’ll actually die in real life if the video game zombies get him.
I like how jerma's "gotcha" to being asked to show feet at 5:50 is to just do feet ASMR
18:00
This must be that “Desmond’s Bliblee Control” I’ve heard so much about.
deep cut bro, appreciate ya.
The "bring your kid to work day" had me breathless
"THATS MY SON UP THERE"
Any sodas?
This stream was wild, this game's the perfect blend of half baked, ambitious and clunky, it's hilarious
What game is it?
On the one hand, this game looks kinda bad. On the other hand, the "Tip: Run!" part with the horde of zombies(?) is REALLY fucking cool to me for some reason
It’s a great meta moment, knowing the distance between game maker and gamer.
reminds me of what Days Gone shoulda been like.
When jerma played it, it was early early early alpha if I'm not mistaken? I know the developers also worked on uebs which was pretty nutty in terms of engine capability and how many things could be on the screen at once without fps drop. Infact rn they're working on an engine that's supposed to be able to handle millions (in their words) of complex objects. Idk, I think it's cool.
@@nitrogenbubbles4555 I knew I noticed the stiff animations from somewhere
@@IAmInsideYourWalls-wm9ek Days gone is kinda like this. Late game there are hordes with like 200 zombies in them
13:04 The knight shook his head and went "No don't shoot me!" then tried to run away through the wall and hide behind the door
Honestly, this game could be really good with a little bit of polish.
yeah, they clearly had no real money for development. i genuinely want to see this game fully realized
I don't see how skyrim with zombies and guns could be good tho.. Polish or not
How could it not be fun?!
a lot of polish
Needs better gamefeel, thinking of the visceral impact of melee in games like Dead Island or Dying Light
“You look just like Lois”
*takes her head off with a rake*
my favorite part of this video is that “stewie griffin plays black ops 2” is now an autofill option on youtube
his Peter Griffin impression even included a "reminds me of that time when-" line in true Family Guy fashion, what a fucking legend
Jerma crowd surfing knights was the best thing in this whole video
“Dudes! He made me experience high tide!” 8:11
6:39 When Jerma is hurt in the game he experiences pain in real life
This video hits like every JermAwards category.
You got the screams, the sings, the one guys. It's perfect.
Jerma’s “monkey beating a man to death and eating him” impression is amazing
Jerma’s peter impression fails because his jerma energy is too powerful and overwhelms the Peter griffin noise energy
He did in fact shill for burgerking, he ate the Whopper on his Family Computer System stream. (part 2)
Coming back to this stream is realizing that this game has better enemy AI than Starfield
7:56 why is jerma always so good at doing the weirdest shit with his voice, its amazing this man is an enigma.
Psychopath streamer finally visited by the hordes of people he entertains, completely terrified and murders many.
This game looks like it's in modern times and medieval times at the same time
"My advice to you is... aim for the head!"
I love your edits! Watched every single one
we have a legend among us
Hi Skye, I love your work
is that a motherfucking Postal reference
Word to the wise: Next time you shoot someone, you better make sure they're hit
I got an ad when The Nazgul Swimmer got Jerma.
Couldn't have been a better time
0:00 - 0:29 WHY jerma is better than your average streamer. "I'm gonna play what I'm gonna have fun with and I'm gonna make it fun for the chat in the process".
"Eventually, the adrenaline is gonna wear off, and and you're gonna fall down, and you're gonna go to one knee and you're gonna die, man!"
Words to live by.
3:35 that is the most genuinely terrified I've heard him in awhile I could not stop cracking up.
The game is Black Masses since it’s not in any top comment yet
I just realized that Peter and Lois are the only main characters with a Boston/Rhode Island accent.
jerma playing with his "feet" on the desk is like your grandfather/uncle/dad fooling you as a little kid.
1:00
Jerma would then just run around and hit stuff for the rest of the stream.
6:39 is some Tom&Jerry level screaming, bravo!
I did not know jerma said he would do the whopper joke on stream, i thought the “mmm, oh my god” part was improv
Deranged guest shoots door on Peter Griffin's livestream, plunges himself into unimaginable debt
14:40 was a genuine psycho moment
The amazing thing about this game is that the framerate when there's one enemy on screen is somehow not any better than when there are hundreds on screen.
15:00 I was pretty embarassed of chat there. Like have some dignity fools, he clearly hit the shot, no pathetic backsies.
Chat is so annoying and are the reason I stopped watching jermas streams
The game gave pretty poor feedback, but yeah he definitely hit the shot.
The health bar never showed up that appears when damaging an NPC. He literally didn't and it boggles me how he didn't.
He didn't hit it, but chat did multiple polls and decided it wasn't Jerma's fault. The $50,000,000,000 was added, but then removed from his debt. As you can see here: debt.jerma.io/
Bad hitbox. Door got in the way. Whatever the case, he absolutely didn't hit, and it's only as a result of noblesse oblige on the part of chat that Jeremy doesn't owe that money.
never knew i needed 21:10 in my life, but i'm happy it exsts
4:58 theres like one zombie doing parkour
Castle griffinsteed 2
“Nobody wants to see this game, but you know what? I do.”
*3000 people stop watching.*
Edit: this comment is just a joke, this was good stream
@@AxxLAfriku Are you ok? You’ve been doing this for a while now and I’m less annoyed and more concerned at this point.
nobody wants to see this happen
I actually like this stream
@@DrORRB-qm7fl I got curious and checked out his videos and they are honestly horrible, he has 76k subs last time I checked idk why he just doesn't grow naturally at this point
@@thest0rmyblu we hate to see it happen
I love how he bonked the general in the head with a hammer and it did nothing and then the general do a super power move and jerma flies through the air like a fucking puppet. 😂😂😂 Havent laughed this much in ages, thank you jerma youre a blessing
you know jerma is scared when he spins in circles and starts setting things on fire
"or am I the guy who gets absolutely slaughtered by 50 people and they tear me apart" - Jerma immediately before running into the Horde
3:35 pretty sure that all of us were extremely terrified as jerma in this part
Is this the streamer that lost to windmill?
23:54 CATBOY JERMA FORESHADOWING
7:56 that is the most convincing backwards speech I've ever heard since Robin Williams.
tip: run away
Fuck now I've got that song stuck in my head. IT WAS THE START OF A REVOLUTION
i really like that the scary underwater ghost does just say ghost
“Tip: run away!” Is the most useful tip I can think of
I love the zombie hordes! Its the kind of thing that could never make it into a more mainstream-y first person fantasy rpg. Lookin at you bethesda.
8:40 that sound sounds almost exactly like the weird noises that the butler ghost that holds the candle stick in Luigis Mansion makes.
3000 zombies vs 3000 "stick'em with the pointy end"
When the imposter has a bad hitbox 😳
Hilarious and original
This game actually looks pretty cool. Would love to see a properly funded and developed version
The absolute confidence that Jerma gave the son voice when he said "I'm Pretty good at this" is wildy funny to me
The bring your kid to work joke made me laugh so hard I cried
This kind of reminds me of when Peter Griffin fought that chicken!
You left out the best bit of "Rake me up" at 21:29!
He shot the head, but missed the head shot
14:50 nope was inspired by watching a years worth of jermas UA-cam
just stick 'em with the pointy end
I’m only a little dissatisfied you cut “there’s no leaves outside!” When he was singing rake me up. It was my fav part of the stream.
Jerma doesn’t edit these
@@Dancingrex alright ??
Just a little longer and jerma will give in to the voices
Anyone remember the Dev diary videos of the game where the developers were confident of an overhaul update that was going to blow everything else out of the water by making it look like the game they tried so hard to make but then it never happened?
the debt gag is something that no other streamer can nail as well as jerma can
That impromptu cover of Bring me to live was so good I got flashbacked backed to middle school and high school
First it was 'KCD but you build houses' now it's 'KCD but zombies'
ITT: Chat is blind and tries to add to the debt.
Compact late streamer has extreme difficulty in understanding hitboxes.
wait did he actually hit the door? How could the cross hair be on the head yet he missed anyways?
@@luc.k7736 Hitboxes.
@@DerangedScout wait like what about the hotboxes was funky? Did the characters not have hotboxes on their heads or did the gun have a weird hotbox?
@@luc.k7736 It looks like the door's hitbox extended like a foot above the top of the door.
He absolutely hit the door. The health bar up on the top for an enemy he attacked didn't show up, AND the particles that appeared were of wood chunks.
Yo that dude in the water was fucking terrifying
The knights just sound like the flying dutchman from spongebob
I loved the part when he read virtual books for fifteen minutes