The "who black-faced who?" bit is hilarious! I could see it getting you out of so many different situations, like awkward dinners, business meetings or Thanksgiving!
Vito being what seems like genuinely sad and IMMEDIATELY switching into intro vito mode is why he's a true showman. Don't stop dancing till that curtain falls big man!
Never saw an episode before but holy cow, I haven't spent that much time laughing in months. Great work guys. Your other episodes have a lot to live up to!
God I wish I could upvote this more than once. Great work men, I was skeptical at first that this show could eclipse the greatness of other shows that bear similar names, but I am happy to be proven wrong. Fantastic show. Thank you for not k*lling yourself.
Let It Go is baby's first ballad. They've never heard one before. A generation of kids saw that movie at the right age and realized music could be more than ABCs. That's it.
Vito: there's no way to fix it, it's all fucked Things were looking really good for everyone in 2019 before the nationwide, illegally-enforced boycott of Trump's economy in 2020.
Every child born after 2020 is gonna grow up eating bugs in shipping containers and paying an 80% racial income tax so the only thing they're gonna have to entertain themselves is discussions about their gender identities
Once upon a time, in a land far away There was a podcast, that was here to stay It was called "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" And it made us laugh, like a happy curse! The hosts were Maddox and Dick, and they were a team They talked about problems, and they made us beam From annoying habits, to things that annoy They were always on point, like a brand new toy! But one day, they had a problem so big It made their banter, seem like a little twig Maddox sued Dick, for a hundred million dollars And it seemed like their friendship, was in tatters! Maddox was gone, and the podcast was lost But then came Vito, like a giant frost He was fat, and he was loud And he knew how to make us laugh, like a happy crowd! Vito joined the podcast, and it was reborn He and Dick bantered, like a brand new morn They talked about problems, and they made us smile And the podcast was back, in just a short while! So now we listen, to Dick and Vito's fun They talk about problems, and they always run From politics to pop culture, they've got it all And they make us laugh, like a great big ball! And we thank them, for their banter so bright For making us happy, day and night And we know that Maddox, is now in the past Because Dick and Vito, are here to last!
Maddox returned, a figure consumed by hate No semblance of remorse, sealing his fate His words cut deep, his heart turned to stone No trace of the humor that once brightly shone Spewing venom at fans who once adored No room for redemption, his soul ignored Refusing to see the damage he'd caused His bitterness grew, all hope was paused Despite attempts to reach him with care Maddox remained entrenched in despair Lost in the darkness he'd brought on himself Unwilling to seek help or accept any help His former friend, Dick, tried But Maddox's soul was firmly denied The podcast's laughter turned into a dirge As Maddox's bitterness continued to surge Fans turned away, hearts heavy with grief Their once-beloved host beyond belief Unable to find the light in his heart Maddox's downfall tore the podcast apart A cautionary tale of a man who fell Consumed by anger, trapped in his hell A reminder that sometimes, some paths can't be mended Maddox's tale, tragically untended.
Vito slowly getting more and more redpilled is exactly how I wanted this show to go. So what the odds he is going to commit to voting for Trump before Episode 100?
I'd rather Vito try a hair system or at least a wig that isn't from Amazon before getting elective cosmetic surgery on his scalp in some basement clinic in Turkey.
You can't just give people that much money. The dollar store is going to become the 5,000,000 dollar store, people showing up to museums to buy one art, some guy spending it all on coffee
I think kidnapping black guys will suddenly be a wildly popular crime. Ironically enough, recompensing people who were never slaves will suddenly turn them into a black market commodity.
Wasn't one of Vito's problems about how you shouldn't support local businesses because they cost more? And now he is supporting "cookie scalpers". Another food problem...
Same thing that happened with mumkey and Asterios. All worried being associated with dick would be hazardous for their personal and professional reputation. Their livelihoods!!!!!
@@artieduncanson9899 as far as I know. Tim was more on the side of staying away from dick when him and Maddox split. Part scared of association part scared of drawing the cowboy bannana's ire.
Vitto is starting to sound like an AI slowly turning right wing before our eyes. Didn't he complain about people making childrens books that were against the left narrative.
“liberal your way into being a hero” lmao
Vito
The flip flop hypocrite
I would buy a shirt that says you can’t Liberal your way into being a Hero. NOW GIVE ME 20 PUSH UP LETS GO
“Drop and give me 20 genders” 😂
"Thats none of your business and yes"
Holy fucking shit my sides
The "who black-faced who?" bit is hilarious! I could see it getting you out of so many different situations, like awkward dinners, business meetings or Thanksgiving!
Dick's cackling warms my heart
The 'give me 20' bit was the best cutout so far
Zee zir zim!
"Monday: slime-a-sexual
Tuesday: Dreeeamkin"
The Tim pool cutout in the new episode is hilarious too
Vito is the Smaug of our generation
I love this comment
You could visually see the expression of Vito accepting defeat for his girl scout cookie problem when he was asked about hand sanitizer hoarders.
Vito being what seems like genuinely sad and IMMEDIATELY switching into intro vito mode is why he's a true showman.
Don't stop dancing till that curtain falls big man!
The “TRANSformers” 😂
I can't believe when they said Pedochio, they didnt even think of Gepedo
That sergeant slaughter bit is amazing I cried 🤣
This show has found its footing! These episodes hit!
Never saw an episode before but holy cow, I haven't spent that much time laughing in months. Great work guys. Your other episodes have a lot to live up to!
Kinda fun fact, the guy who wrote Let It Go (Robert Lopez) co-wrote The Book of Mormon with Matt Stone and Trey Parker
thanks, my mom will find that interesting
God I wish I could upvote this more than once. Great work men, I was skeptical at first that this show could eclipse the greatness of other shows that bear similar names, but I am happy to be proven wrong. Fantastic show. Thank you for not k*lling yourself.
A Sgt. Slaughter and Vito episode would be 🔥
Ya boi’s drunk and sitting in the bathroom while I am chilling with friends, but I gotta support. Tarmagoyf is rad
"We can use that $5 million to lobby Congress to legalize menthols again" lol
Let It Go is baby's first ballad. They've never heard one before. A generation of kids saw that movie at the right age and realized music could be more than ABCs. That's it.
Thank god these episodes are not only dick, the show would be 5 minutes long with these problems!
Sgt. Slaughter's appearance was enlightening
That sgt slaughter bit had me howling 😂
I already miss sarge
"Why don't you take off your shirt while you piss?"
Typical woman question, but at least it makes sense coming from Vito.
Superkiller is so good Vito stopped before it was even published
great episode as usual
from beginning to end
thanks again
Vito: there's no way to fix it, it's all fucked
Things were looking really good for everyone in 2019 before the nationwide, illegally-enforced boycott of Trump's economy in 2020.
That's just where things were accelerated, shit's slowly been creeping up for over 15yrs
Every child born after 2020 is gonna grow up eating bugs in shipping containers and paying an 80% racial income tax so the only thing they're gonna have to entertain themselves is discussions about their gender identities
Once upon a time, in a land far away There was a podcast, that was here to stay It was called "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" And it made us laugh, like a happy curse!
The hosts were Maddox and Dick, and they were a team They talked about problems, and they made us beam From annoying habits, to things that annoy They were always on point, like a brand new toy!
But one day, they had a problem so big It made their banter, seem like a little twig Maddox sued Dick, for a hundred million dollars And it seemed like their friendship, was in tatters!
Maddox was gone, and the podcast was lost But then came Vito, like a giant frost He was fat, and he was loud And he knew how to make us laugh, like a happy crowd!
Vito joined the podcast, and it was reborn He and Dick bantered, like a brand new morn They talked about problems, and they made us smile And the podcast was back, in just a short while!
So now we listen, to Dick and Vito's fun They talk about problems, and they always run From politics to pop culture, they've got it all And they make us laugh, like a great big ball!
And we thank them, for their banter so bright For making us happy, day and night And we know that Maddox, is now in the past Because Dick and Vito, are here to last!
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
@@slappydoodle I was wrong... I guess
Maddox returned, a figure consumed by hate
No semblance of remorse, sealing his fate
His words cut deep, his heart turned to stone
No trace of the humor that once brightly shone
Spewing venom at fans who once adored
No room for redemption, his soul ignored
Refusing to see the damage he'd caused
His bitterness grew, all hope was paused
Despite attempts to reach him with care
Maddox remained entrenched in despair
Lost in the darkness he'd brought on himself
Unwilling to seek help or accept any help
His former friend, Dick, tried
But Maddox's soul was firmly denied
The podcast's laughter turned into a dirge
As Maddox's bitterness continued to surge
Fans turned away, hearts heavy with grief
Their once-beloved host beyond belief
Unable to find the light in his heart
Maddox's downfall tore the podcast apart
A cautionary tale of a man who fell
Consumed by anger, trapped in his hell
A reminder that sometimes, some paths can't be mended
Maddox's tale, tragically untended.
If every black person in SF got 5 million dollars, debts eliminated, AND a UBI, WHY would there need to be more low income, Section 8 housing?
Liquidate all the limes then
drop and give me 20 margaritas
16:55 GET HYPE!!
49:15 WTF how do you forget to buy beer for St. Paddy's day??
the stingers always make my day
…even this one?
@@jordanlewis4308 lmfao ikr this one was a real let-down
@@jordanlewis4308 yes, even this one xD what you think im looking for musical talent in comedy stingers?
Worked a 13hr day on St.Patricks day and had to be at work at 6am the next day. The money is worth it though!
looool, one of these days Vito's gonna get a cut-out-face character and get his own back :D
Vito slowly getting more and more redpilled is exactly how I wanted this show to go. So what the odds he is going to commit to voting for Trump before Episode 100?
Sick glasses Vito! Those are real sharp!
it started in 2008 with the housing bubble.
To be fair No Jumpers audience is the best argument for Scott Adams point.
i dont even need a new video card, but watching the market collapse and scalpers get stuck with hoards of unsold cards has been glorious
A good problem is leaving gum in the car during summer
Vito said the n word in this one
1:59:12 I am getting a turtle fursuit made. Shell-less turtle specifically. Yeah, we're kinda rare.
Robert DeNiro = Irish Italian
his kids = hahahahaha
Stingers 99% good. This was the 1%
THIS STINGER SUCKS
37:59 No, Vito, that is the Mac Pro from 2013-2019. It is no longer a current product.
next week is the cheese grater
I love you two men
Cool hat Vito!
If Vito prioritizes MtG over the show fire him
TO BE FAIR, the No Jumper community is the same as the AVGN community: they actively hate the show and guests they obsessively watch
Sounds like PKA fans.
but blacker and dumber
@@clintjanes3784 we're just tsundere
Vito, just print your own cards.
1:51:37 his eyes in the mouth hole is hilarious
17 minutes in and I’m on the floor 😂😂.
Dick is the winner
I'd rather Vito try a hair system or at least a wig that isn't from Amazon before getting elective cosmetic surgery on his scalp in some basement clinic in Turkey.
Why, wouldn't it be hilarious if the surgery botched?
DROP AND GIVE ME 20 REASONS WHY THIS SHOW IS AWESOME!
Try rolling up your sleeves before pissing on your hands.
Aw hell yeah, I had a couple stinger ideas already anyway
I don't know if you've been told
Vaccination helps the old
I'd support Reparation with the caveat that if any of them mention slavery again, they all have to give it back.
My 4 year old girl loves frozen hahahahaha you win this time vito
"I DONT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING ,IT WOULDVE HAPPEND ANYWAY." Its that mentality that proves no everyone should vote
You can't just give people that much money. The dollar store is going to become the 5,000,000 dollar store, people showing up to museums to buy one art, some guy spending it all on coffee
I think kidnapping black guys will suddenly be a wildly popular crime. Ironically enough, recompensing people who were never slaves will suddenly turn them into a black market commodity.
BASED 9:00
Crypto Jew means someone is hiding being a Jew during times of persecution. Vitos definition is the racist one lmao
Big Mario is that your buddy that got shoved and hit his head saying Dave is funny glad to see him normal
Vito!!! You're a pretty good singer. Take that to the bank
Vito literally says both sides of the US government are evil then he cries about people going into the Capitol? Lol ok
Wasn't one of Vito's problems about how you shouldn't support local businesses because they cost more? And now he is supporting "cookie scalpers".
Another food problem...
I can't watch this show because Vito makes my blood boil. Dick us hilarious though.
Hey fam. We tried to warn you
I was bummed the super chat about Tim Chaignzzz was ignored. Whatever did happen to him?
Same thing that happened with mumkey and Asterios. All worried being associated with dick would be hazardous for their personal and professional reputation. Their livelihoods!!!!!
@@noah4822 and look where it's got them
@@noah4822 Is that really the gist of it? It sounds so pathetic. If that's why though, that's really unfortunate.
@@artieduncanson9899 as far as I know. Tim was more on the side of staying away from dick when him and Maddox split. Part scared of association part scared of drawing the cowboy bannana's ire.
Wait where's the Mario episode? I can't see it on patreon
They always release bonus episodes on the following Tuesday/Wednesday
I just watched your no jumper thing. And it was pretty fun and funny
He sits to pee. It all makes sense now.
Vito is a hate group
Vitto is starting to sound like an AI slowly turning right wing before our eyes. Didn't he complain about people making childrens books that were against the left narrative.
Fire Vito!!!
vito is more and more like maddox every week, gets really annoyed at problems that arent "important" or in the news
we are a few weeks away from a female genital mutilation tier problem
Vito is self aware and doesn't have a right hemisphere lesion though... big fat man gives big fat laughs.
1:52:18 so dick is faking laughs now? Ight.
Watch the proud family reparations bullshit song thing it's pure cringe
vito has the same birthday as my psycho ex explains a lot. always hated vito but didn’t know why… he’s a stinky libra
I found this show from the clips
What's up with super killer, Vito