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Michael reacts to the best videos from CHAZ 2.0 (The Campus H**** Autonomous Zone).
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"Why are we protesting?" you can't make this sh1t up
Ignorance is bliss I guess.
True NPC statement from that protestor.
😂😂
Adorno and Marcuse, I think Adorno was the person who argued that protesting did work for anything ever. That's critical theory.
What was wrong with that girl's skin?
Ilhan Omar to her daughter:
“Wait until your Uncle-Father hears about this”!
😂😂😂
Uncle-Daddy.
She's such a FROTHERBUCKER
Don't you point your flipper at me!
Funcle
"Campus protesters are unattractive or dumb."---- Megyn Kelly
It's a Lib thing.
And the frat boys protecting the USA flag were Chads
Usually both
in short.. they useful idiots!
Megyn Kelly is an Ozempic Barbie and has no room to talk..
@@Shah-of-the-ShineboxWhat you always been a idiot.
The garbage can shields 🤣🤣🤣🤣 its like they’re a bunch of kids playing pretend in the back yard 😂😂😂
I believe they call it LARPing nowadays! 😂
That is actually what's happening!!! Just pretence, no substance...
😂
They are in fact a bunch of infantile adolescents playing pretend.
Except... children know the difference between make-believe and reality.
I have never seen a better advertisement for strong fathers.
😂😂😂
This is what happens when every sperm meets a fertilized egg
Stronger condoms.
Just fathers at all
It's the backdrop for a condom commercial.
What sums it up is “I wish I was more educated”.
Truer words were never spoken.
"I paid 100,000 dollars a year to this institution to educate me - but I wish I was more educated"
Real Chaz hasn't been tried.
That wasn't real chaz.
If it worked like a free market capitalism with judeo-christian values, maybe they could actually start something, but no, these people are absolute clowns
Yeah that’s right man. They haven’t done it with a truly benevolent perfect human as a leader yet. Just keep going with infinite tries and it will (maybe but probably not) finally work.
@@bobwallace9364 That's what James Lindsay says, their philosophy is based on Hegel's dialectic, as if history progresses with the thesis+antithesis=synthesis -formula, and it's all just an endless spiral repeating itself, like a snake eating it's own tail. Endless loop spiraling is their understanding of history, and the motor of that progress of history is Hegel's dialectic. He was a big influence on Marx, who came up with "material dialectic", that people should physically force the hegelian progress of history to happen, absolute garbage
“That **was** real CHAZ! Every time that CHAZ has been tried, millions of people have died!”-Michael Knowles
…or Ben Shapiro… maybe Matt Walsh? Oh, definitely Jordan Peterson!
I'm beginning to hate summer. These idiots just lay up all winter, nice and cozy in their mom's basement, but when the weather starts to get nice, out they come with the Outrage of the Day.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ikr
Are you compering them to insects?
@ichmich9324 yes. Cockroaches specifically.
@@ichmich9324 bzzzzzzz
I said when this started, if you want those parasites to leave, all they had to do was turn off the wifi
Wave some Canadian flags.
@@calstonjew or America
Yes that’s a great idea!
That and BLAST music at all hours of the night. DO NOT LET THEM SLEEP. Make them CRANKIER.
Its like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.
I have no point to this but I just realized that KFC has never used a black chicken in their advertisements
it wasn't the 1/4 of a trash can that failed him, it was the upper body strength (or lack of it) behind it.
Wrong it was the gray matter between his ears that failed him.
Ilhan Omar's daughter has her mother's eyes and her uncle's smile.
Uncle Daddy
They had to consumate the marriage otherwise it wasn't a real wedding.
- why are we protesting?
- cos it’s election year so journalists heat you up
Michael, I don't think she knows what a Keffiyeh is
😂😂
I wonder if they actually believe they were arrested for protesting or if they know they were arrested for taking over a building illegally. They may be stupid enough to believe they actually didn’t break the law.
You assume they understand what laws are. Remember, these are brats who grew up learning if they threw a big enough fit they’d get what they want.
I thought that was Ilhan Omar's niece, not her daughter. Oh wait, same thing.
She will keep the family tradition and marry her brother-cousin soon.
Chaz has always worked the way it was planned, just never the way it was advertised.
The original Chaz made me a lot of money. When everyone was fleeing the Seattle core for housing within a reasonable commute, I just happened to be remodeling one of those houses and got 75k over list price. Thank you, Chaz.
@@danielwessel9884 Never let a good crisis go to waste indeed, but your good fortune does not make the CHAZ a good thing.
@@danielwessel9884 only good thing Chaz has done lol
The interpretive dancing always persuades me.
Well then, WHY do we even have a VOTE?!? They should just send interpretive dancers to your house on election day. 🤣🤣🤣
@@timopper5488 You know, I kinda wish that the presidential debates included a mandatory interpretive dance from the candidates.
I think one of their classes might be something dumb like interpretive dance for racism.
@@zarki-gamesdont wish that, it just might come true /facepalm
@@zarki-games
Trump would definitely out-dance Biden. Biden would do half a twirl and then walk into a wall.
"you need an ivy league degree to be this confidently ignorant" 🤣
Burn of the decade.
It was fart spray. That's the chemical weapon she is referring to.
If fart spray is a chemical weapon, then Mark Rober is a war criminal. 😂
How could they do this to poor poor oppressed media sponsored little terrorist supporters? :( this world has gone maaad
his lysol spray joke still got me 😆
but if what youre saying is true about calling fart spray a chemical attack thats even funnier -.-
from how i always see these activists look like tho they would need the lysol much more (when you think about a clean looking person they dont fit the picture)
Fart spray is bad- someone sprayed that in our work office - we had to vacate! Funny day that was!
@@ThePsh07 ah come on...bullshit media made chem-weapons out of CS gas the russians apparently used a couple of weeks ago...you know, the same CS gas you get in your face while peacefully protesting unless you´ve not been hit by the water cannon already...
Deodorant = chemical weapon
Chaz 2.0 is still in operation at my campus, unironically just a couple miles away from the original Chaz.
Columbia student here. The "chemical weapons" mentioned by the girl at 7:12 was skunk spray.
The issue isn't what matters to them. The revolution is what matters. The issue is cover for the revolution.
I love his expression when he’s trying not to laugh.
5:27 she is freaking being interviewed on camera! Who would ever want to hire, date, or even be around this person when she traveled to be obnoxious for no reason. I can't even fathom how shallow a person has to be.
Please we need fruit roll ups its an emergency
The interpretive dance thing or whatever the hell they’re doing halfway through the video… this is what people look like when they’re obsessed with their own thoughts and feelings
>charges police line with mask and a chunk of a contractor drum
>screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" when the police easily detain him
...the trashcan shield charge at the police is a classic...
Michael's editors deserve a huge raise!
The most frightening part of this vid-Illman Ohmar has reproduced.
Sprayed with chemical weapons and no one suffered, went to hospital, and no video. Laugh!
7:35 axe bodyspray.
thats what I'm saying
The DW editing/meme crew are GOAT. 🤣
Ilhan's daughter actually bears a striking resemblance to her brother...
As an Arab the part where she had on the wrong keffiyeh is so embarrassing. ❤️😂
LMAO The Brüno bit at the end 💀
I laughed so hard!!!
Stop Kalifatization !
How dare you point out that she was dressed like her team's enemy! Seriously, I guess I didn't realize that these college age kids were really still immature children. I truly hope that none of them get seriously hurt, not before they are old enough to feel embarrassed for this behavior.
And no one there seemed to notice.
They've clearly not had proper training from antifa. 😆
Antifa more like: A Nerd Tells Information Falsley
Michael, you're my absolute favorite Jewish black transbian activist OF ALL TIME!
I'm melting, I'm melting. Lol
The dancers were from the physics department. You know - 'string theory'.
Don’t implicate us physics students in this, we’re some of the only people actually learning in college.
It was fake fart spray, and the student was suspended immediately. Shouldn't have been though.
As far as the so called chemical weapons remark, that lady is probably referring to what actually turned out to be fart spray. Specifically something called Liquid A** purchased on Amazon, but these protesters continue to refer to the prank as a chemical weapon attack…
should have used piranha solution instead
It's nice to have a good laugh during these times😂
Bruh. I'm shaking my head they don't know why they're protesting😮 shaking my head again bro
That Interpretive Exorcism was building up enough static electricity it's going to discharge at 50,000 volts through every facial piercing!
I never thought those kids would put their interpretive dance degrees to use...but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong... 🤣😂
it was fart spray from spencer’s gifts!! that’s what i heard, that’s the chemical weapons that were sprayed lol
Gosh, just watching this second-hand makes me feel like everyone went to go see fireworks on the 4th of July but I stayed at home and watched the highlights on video.
Walsh = Knowles, Both > Shapiro
I gotta admit I like figuring out what Knowles is saying when he self-censors.
Who is paying these people? That’s the question
NGOs (Soros & Co.), that is why western MSM are so upset about, e.g. Georgia (the ex eastblock country), Hungary, Russia, etc. because they flag them now and threat them as foreign agencies/terrorists - all that whilst screaming on the top of their lungs that "democracy is in danger"...what a joke, but still enough morons around who believe this BS narrative
1:13
Me and the boys during the zombie apocalypse
Bahahaha why the Juno bit? My favorite bit! 😂
Oh, this was a riot! 😂
The ended 😂 I forgot all about Bruno
Its almost like Walmart used to contain our Mentally Ill but then Walmarts starting closing so...this is what we end up with
They need to do an air drop of Squishmallows. Then get them while they cuddle for comfort.
"Is that a part of a trash can? Checks out." 0:54
1:04 when a wet rag hits a rock 😂
“Why are we protesting?” Huh?
So glad Knowles team watches these videos SO WE DON'T HAVE TO!!
Ilhan's daughter is also her niece.
Ok the interpretive dance got me 😆😆😆😆
This is Lemmings mentality.
Parents aren't you glad you sent your kids to college?😂😂
this is their offspring...since the apple rarely drops very far from the stem...do the math...those parents are absolute morons too...well paid perhaps but still idiots
You're doing a great work Michael.
Hummus!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What is a woman?" I wonder if they can answer "What is a protest?" They've already proven they can't answer WHAT they are protesting
The use of the "Ewww brotha" meme in this video was 🤌
@3:24 Guys, Chaz 2.0 was just making their own clothing ok 🤣
Before, you go to college to earn a education.
Now, you go to college to earn stupidity.
All from fatherless homes.
From single mothers to single mothers...
Lol, the look on your face @ 3:28
@6:39 the look in their eyes is demon-possessed
The “chemical weapons” turned out to be a can of fart spray. Oh the terror that came of it.
I love the fact that the first clip has the score from the march on the Jedi temple
lol 😂this was epic
Lol that kids got flippers!
Hahahaha Mike, no words. All I can do is laugh.
- "What are we protesting?"
Errr... Yeah, about that...
My kids made shields like that when they played paintball. These agitators are amateur at best.
Rebels without a cause and rebels without a clue all rolled up into one.
The dancing Clowns remind me of the Bunny Death Scene in "Zootopia"!!
Article H117.4 of the Geneva Convention bans the use of Fabreeze on unarmed protestors. Our right to stank shall not be infringed!
I drove through CHAZ (Seattle) with my sons and his friends and their mountain bikes. When a group of crazies started approaching my car, I booked out of there. Only after that did I realize how ignorant and foolish I was.
The. Chemical weapons used where actually fart sprays purchased from Amazon 🤣🤣
Marketing idea: make T-shirts saying "Why are we protesting? I need more edukayson!!!"
Only one thing is certain: HEB's Central Market hummus is DELICIOUS.
Wish they were on stage in front of Simon Cowell😂
Worried about Covid.....🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
It was like a camping out party!
3:43 amazing music.
That Bruno edit at the end 😂
These ppl are ridiculously making fools of themselves!!!😂😂😂😂
0:54 ahahhaha garbage cans ahhahaha and their plastic ahahhahahahaha
"is that part of a garbage can...? ...checks out."
We’re definitely making progress