How Close Do You Live to a Nuclear Bomb?
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Me: loses a phone
Russia: *LoSeS 40 NuCleAr bOmBs*
IdkGoodName Vilius probably not, communication is much better now
and that's the Russian federation not counting the nukes the soviets lost
America lost nukes two
40 is barely anything. Nobody know how many ussr nuke was lost
We actually still don’t know how many the Soviet Union lost, so there could just be nukes at the bottom of the ocean somewhere
how tf do you lose a nuke. that's a whole new level of irresponsible
Horus How do you accidentally slip a bomber off a carrier?
Horus They just explained how some of the nukes were lost. Were you not paying attention?
AlHoresmi Maybe ocean currents were really strong?
AlHoresmi #conspiracy
Horus How does a nuke just casually roll off
I have no doubt that one of the lost nukes will show up at the Pawn Stars pawn shop in Las Vegas, and Rick will say he has to call in an expert, then say $500 is the best he can do, and he's taking all the risk here.
Excuse me!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Dude's gonna be selling a mini nuke for the fatman launcher irl.
Go hawks!!
A Nuclear weapon is incredibly difficult to explode, especially by itself. It uses a pretty complex armament system, so any of the lost ones ever to go off is VERY unlikely
@GamerX Not possible. Try and research how to arm a nuclear weapon. It is a very complicated process that will never happen on its own.
@@Duif_RS6 how about a thunder storm that hit in exact location on the buried nukes on Georgia? Since they are made from metal
@@noobscoopsies1100 Still not possible. 😊
Incorrect, see how close the bombs that were dropped from the one american bomber came to cooking off. 3 of the 4 safeties has *tripped* on the one bomb and of course no idea the other. And of course we did have a nuke detonated by a wrench but we dont talk about that little accident..
@@pakeshde7518 If it was detonated by a wrench, it was 100% armed, which is a whole other story
Kid with a metal detector: Mummy mummy I found a
N U C L E A R B O M B
lol
Oh dear god no....
What is a nuclear bomb Edit: for some reason everyb ody is taking this seriously like im not a 5 year old i
*Now buy me v bucks or everything will gonna go to the hell*
samdisaster 12 please tell me ur joking
"if you live in any of these countries, congrats you are safe!"
alright I live in Vancouver canada so i guess im good lets see where the nukes are.
"one located near seattle"
........ oh boy
BlueHawkPictures Go north.
I live in The netherlands
Lets move to Antarcitda, I doubt that penguins are hiding nuclears weapons.
AssAss1n you never know with the penguins these days
when u live in spain
I sure do hope there’s no nuclear weapons that are going to exp-
I literally heard the stereotypical flash bang sound in my head when I read "exp-"
I feel so ho-
*plays Black Ops Nuketown end screen
Article 5? ~Poland
imagine driving past a truck in between Albuquerque and Amarillo and being like :
"slow jerk, you don't have to drive slow, there's no danger"
but actually you are literally feet away from something with the potential to kill millions of people
Mother of God… I’ll never be rude to truck drivers again.
The nuclear material is normally transport in casks that can survive a hit by a locomotive. Part of my training include wat c h videos of the tests of that type of cask. There are far worse things on the highway than nuclear materials, and there is far less safety involved in their movement, and they don't belong to the US Government.
"The US has lost 11 nukes..."
How the hell does that happen?
"Russia has lost 40 nukes..."
*_HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?_*
Russia has 7000 nukes we have 6800 nukes
someone probably got paid for losing them
I guess they were stolenin 1991 when the USSR had dissolved
buddyltd what I think is, those guys found most of the nukes, but are keeping it a secret
They disarmed them so yeah
”I lost my phone!”
”I lost my keys”
*Proceeds to lose a nuke*
Hey it happens more often than you think. Oh wait. There it is.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory Let me just bring that with me, sorry about that, you know how it is
*sweats intensely*
Those lost nukes will make a fine addition to my collection!
We lost the bomb on top of Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
What about this: they call it area 51, because that is where the 51 missing bombs are stored.
RealLifeRole: One of those nuclear weapons could obliterate the city that you're living in,
Me who lives in a village: **coffin dance**
*Funniest shit I ever heard*
hahahaha "the nukes are stored in these locations" random ISIS dude clicks on the video "hey, boss I think I found something!"
Qweluana2 lol😂
Qweluana2 this is public information
I know, but I don't quite know why
Qweluana2 because it doesnt matter
TWrecks what if Isis decided to bike one of the operational or storage locations? wouldnt that mean double impact?
Hmmm try explaining that to your boss.....
Boss: What happened to the nuke?
You: ummmmmm........
Jackson Kelly my dog ate it? ~_~
I'll take bureaucratic fuck ups for 700...
Well I dropped it when I was carrying it above some fire and it exploded... at least it is what I call a blow job
"Well you see, I forgot the parking brake and it just rolled off the carrier"
-...sir, we've lost the nuke...
-WHAT THE FUCK, FRANK?! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!
Funny story, I live in Jacksonville. And for almost 4 years I thought that the Wells Fargo bakn building had a ponted roof. That’s a building behind it. So every time I drive down town I still sometimes think it’s one building.
I live in North Carolina, im SO glad that they found one and bought land around the other.
Imagine explaning to your superiors that you lost a nuke😂😂
Soldier: We.....ahhhhhh.......sir......ahhhhhh....sir we've unfortunately ................lossssst........a nuke 😬😅
General: Chill, man. 7000>>>1 😎
Soldier: *Surprised pikachu face*
Assuming the General has President Prime minister Admiral General Aladeen's mentality. 🤣
@@randomdude9135 Legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@randomdude9135 general aladeen would acuse the nukes For losing themselves and do the kill sign (passes the finger on his neck )to kill the nukes😂😂
@@mamadu1968 Yup🤣😂
At least Africa doesn't have any.
A Hungry Kid In Africa lucky
South Africa had some until 1989.
kevintheomanharris Had? What happened?
It's Lorenzo It was part of the changes happening with the nearing end of apartheid. Hard to find any specifics why.
Africa hasn't had much of anything...
Fun fact: if you pick the right date, you can get MUCH closer to the ISS when you hang out at Point Nemo.
The ISS, as with most decaying satellites, will eventually fall into the atmosphere, and will be aimed at Point Nemo precisely because it's most unlikely to hit anyone there. So if you're 'lucky', you may get to see the ISS right before it lands on your head.
I also find it funny that we are constantly dropping our space trash on Cthulhu's home.
I like how he has to tell every single person in the world directly where almost every nuclear facility is so that every country could find where they are
America: I’ve lost 11 nukes.
Russia: hold my beer
Hold my vodka
Russia: hold my vodka
Jason Voorhees did you not see somebody already post that
MemeBloodStream you mean replied to you. And yes I noticed.
hold my vodka*
America and Russia created a nice treasure hunt for Kim jung un for his birthday. How sweet 🎂
And those cold war relics would probably still be more effective than his "missiles"😄
@@flexinclouds *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*
@@subzero.cuber47
I already know his location
You just made my day better
r/cursedcomments
*laughs nervously in New Mexican*
when you realize, that you live very close to one of the red points
Countries can always use skillshare to find the lost nukes.
Correct
What is skillshare?
Agreed
Daily Coffee you don’t use UA-cam huh?
Yes
"A nuke was lost about half a mile off the state of Georgia."
2020: 👀
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
and the next disaster of the month is........
don't you DARE give 2020 any MORE ideas
@@theepicawesome100 why not. If we end humanity now some animals species can survive and be better off.
dude we already had a big explosion this month all the way at lebanon we dont need another in the US
I grew up in a small town in Vermont. We had an underground silo in the '60's that was a couple of miles from town, and another about 20 miles north. As a kid I never even knew.
Plattsburgh AFB was a SAC base, so there were 10 silos in NY and two in Vermont, surrounding the base.
Key word: "known"
Sleep tight.
51 nukes lost? Hmmm [thinks about area 51]
Its conspiracy time
oh no this comment might get demonetized
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!?!?
I'm safe btw
NightWolf 51 nukes from 1945 to 1955?
As soon as I read this comment the X files theme started playing in my head lol Illuminati confirmed
Coincidence? Perhaps. Conspiracy? Maybe. Hotel? Trivargo.
Um boss..
Wat?
I just lost a couple nukes.
Bitch WAT!??!?!
Lol
Lol
CookieBush36 are you 10
Lol
I lived on the hood canal in washington and we saw the nuclear subs daily come in and out of the pacific with coast guard support ships and helicopters buzzing up and down the canal. Now i live a safe 2 hours from whitman airforce base
I live less than 10miles from 4 military bases. Including Kitsap,WA.
"I lost my book"
"I lost my keys"
*"I lost my nuke"*
- Taco J. Trump
Oops-
"I lost my phone"
*has a real depression now*
Stolen
**explosion sound booms in the background making your ears ring**
5:38 Imagine going for a walk and then finding a nuke just hanging there in the branches
I thought nukes were the size of a mini rocket. I think only fission boms are like that unlike the fusion ones.
Pauline i would touch it
I would run for my life
@@afk-night-ratz6329 *KABOOM*
@@MistyyyYT i would bring it to our house xD
Ah yes the new collectibles have been unlocked
Woohoo! A new source of anxiety to keep me up all night!
Imagine seeing a bomb in a tree while going on a run in the morning
You wouldn't immediately know it's a nuke
@@techhelpportal7778 that’s probably why he said a bomb but I think nuclear bombs are marked but I’m not sure.
JOHN!! You let the bomb out again!!!
But the first thing is
Im lazy and always are in my bed
😂
America: loses nukes and makes no big fuss
My parents: makes a fuss when I lose my shirt at the pool
Did u lose ur shirt!!!!!
Oh I doubt the pilots got away without getting their ass clapped by their superiors
@@bulbobaggins yea. But if it's a problem they couldn't really do much about they would still probably get yelled at but all in all they can't really do much except for search for years and possibly never find it
@@Sp00kq search for years it's gonna get old in years or two waste of time
Congratulations 🎊! RLL you are now on atleast 17 watchlists
Austria: has no nukes
Italy: "aww what a shame! Here well put ours close to you so you can look :D"
thats american nukes
911: 911 whats your emergency?
me: yeah uhhhhh i have a castle bravo bomb under my bed.....
Blyat vadim, i have theoretical 100mt tsar bomba under my bed send help
@@integer9590 VADIM BLYAT
HELP! I HAVE A FAT MAN NUKE UNDER MY BED
@@nicocathelot1139 yes but, thats only a 1945 nuke, puny
@@nicocathelot1139 thats cute
How do your even lose a nuke. I think my blind grandmother could still keep track of where a nuke is
First of all, watch the video. It explains how they were lost. Some planes were carrying them and ended up crashing or accidentally dropped them at some point. None of them detonated, due to the bombs having systems that need to be activated by someone in order for them to detonate
Preston! Don't you have another settlement that needs my help?
Zink i
Fallout 4 is a piece of shit game Garvey, and you sure are one reason why.
your moving a nuke over a civilian area and you decide not to put a tracking device on it.... how intelligent *sigh*
Thank you I live in Seattle.
That one near Seattle is gonna kill me if it blows up. I LIVE on Vancouver islands south end
this actually makes me feel better since I know I'm not an idiot for losing my keys.
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Hugh Mungous
Hugh Mungus wat? Hugh Mungus wat are you sexually harassing me? Is that sexual harassment Hugh Mungus wat? HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU!?
no, my name is hugh moungous
ffs guys
40 likes that means one nuke for evey like... nuke to the face that is...
“Ahh. You successfully transported the Warheads. Let me see those”
“Yes sir”
“Wait, where are they?”
“Uh oh”
69 likes nöice
*Then you hear a big boom*
@@_Siloam_ trash pfp kiddo
i live near Savannah and my grandma remembers when they lost the bomb she says two planes collided mid air and the bomber had to ditch it for fear of detonation on impact so thats just wonderful news to know im not even 30miles from an unknown H bomb
The fact that we (Denmark) created and made the drawing of nukes, and dont own any, its just insane how far everything has gone..
The mini heart attack when you can't find these in your pocket:
Phone
Wallet
Keys
*Nuke*
"Honey, have you seen my nuke anywhere? i think i lost it"
“Did you check your bag?”
@@kneaks Stolen
@@kneaks a bit hypocritical then huh?
Tupperware
Imagine a child finding a nuke and just saying “finders keepers losers weepers”
Oh......no.....
*Hmm Hmmm I like the taste of uranium-255*
well rules are rules
The other kid probably wouldn't be able to weep for long as his body gets evaporated
Lmfao 🤣🤣
we live on a hill, created by nuclear waste from the WW2 Submarines in Southern England. Citizens are not allowed into my towns sewers, because of the radiation. I lernt this on a school trip to the dock. it was a very comforting expirience
“What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Nukes”
“911 What's your emergency?"
"Yeah uh so I was walking on the beach and I saw some metal thing"
"Yeah?"
*"I just realized it's a nuke"*
"Wait what?"
"Ok is the nuke assaulting people?"
@@techgamer1597 no so does it matter
They’d probably think it’s a prank. But imagine when they realize it’s real lmao. Everyone evacuated
@@SymphonyZach Nobody cant detonate it except for the owner
*Plane rolls off into ocean carrying a nuclear bomb just off the coast of Japan"
United States: WHOOPSIE
Japan: Not again....
Eli The Soviet
North Korea:
It's time to throw nets in sea!
Eli The Soviet they are disarmed until ready to drop or launch, nothing to worry about, mostly....
Oops, it slipped.
Plane got butterfingers
Eli The Soviet I
I live in Belgium, if one of them explodes basically the whole country gets whiped of the map
I live 100km away from a nuke. Well thats good news. *sweats intensely*
How the fuck do you lose _nuclear bombs_??
Just a little heads up: this is a rhetorical question.
Plane crashes mostly. Russia probably had a few stolen. Some journalist bought a tactical nuclear weapon a few years ago. Russia sucks at accountability for anything, nukes included.
Keep Calm and Call for Fire, it was a rhetorical question, but I appreciate the answer, nonetheless. :)
0861 errah 😁
Mother Greece obama takes em lol
Metallic Jewel, okie dokie then.
*BREAKING NEWS* the ice in Greenland is melting!
*BREAKING NEWS* a nuke just randomly went off in Greenland.
Greenland *green* land
Dead land
I get it
coincidence i don't think so
*BREAKING NEWS* Greenland is actually Iceland
*BREAKING NEWS* Iceland is actually Greenland
It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤
I live in North Carolina and when you said that I was like well I guess I’m not sleeping
So you're telling me I'm only 12 miles away from a nuke damn fallout 5
Take cover😂😂😂😂
Ayyyy lmao
Right now In holiday im 10km away from one and where I live in England one is 50 miles away
Matrix [colt] 🅟🅗🅔🅦 🅘🅜 🅛🅘🅚🅔 ❺⓿⓿ 🅜🅘🅛🅔🅢 🅐🅦🅐🅨 🅕🅡🅞🅜 🅐🅝🅨
Now I can find you knowing that info ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kim Jong un found this very useful
Oldschool gamer and Lover LOL
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao as if he didnt already have access to the same basic info
@@soinik5249 No. No
Kim has pined were to shoot their missile
How many nuclear weapons does Russia own ?
"Nobody knows"
That is the most Russian statement i ever heard
In Savannah on vacation rn and that last one is terrifying
You forgot to mention all the submarines that lurk in the depths 24/7
True. I was thinking the same thing. Plus some aircraft carriers too, i guess?
@@SivaKanthSharma aircraft carriers won't travel unguarded as they're too valuable, and it's kinda hard to miss an aircraft carrier let alone a whole escort fleet
51 total lost nukes? Area 51? Coincidence? I think not.
Ethan Dembitz they probably storage those nukes in area 51
Don't stress ur empty skull mate
Hotel? Trivago.
Luis Gonzales I can't tell if your kidding or not and that's really concerning😂
Dylan Stafford actually I was jk imma just delete my comments
South africa: pff I had nukes why can't I be a nuke
My dad used to work at the one by Seattle when he was in the marines
This man literally exposed the locations of the nukes with just using a map and words
Fr
I’m gonna rob a nuke
That Day He Was Shot 39 Times Because He Knew To Much
That's the most impossible thing to do in the whole world as every nuke omits a high level of radiation which can easily be traced basically you wont be able to take it one meter away.
@@junaidalishahid4255 huh?
well, the bad news is theres a nuke within a very short drive of my house. The good news is, if it goes off, I would die so fast I wouldn't know I died
That's the same as me too. I live in South Carolina, in the USA.
My country was not green and a dot was on my state.
Yeah, I live just a few hours' drive from the one near Seattle. Here's to hoping nothing happens to it! **grabs a crucifix**
You'll be pleased to know that they don't just "go off", there's a specific chain of events to prepare a nuclear device for detonation and without those steps, the worst that will happen is the explosives in the bomb detonate and scatter radioactive material. A problem, yes, but a manageable one.
RandomPerson8492 Same here! Let's hope it won't just decide to simply ignite one day! 😂
007K I live so close to the one in TEXAS
This gives me chills knowing that a nuclear missile silo could easily be really close to me
I live relatively close to the main air force base in the central US so anything that is going from the west coast to the east coast or vice versa comes through here
“I live in Canada I’m fine!”
*I live less than 100km away from the border*
Same
Well, there are still nuclear power plants non-the-less, but I guess we do not have thousands of nukes.
I live in Canada too
@@frankyboy1385 ICBM Warfare-Ready Warhead Nukes are not the same as nuclear plant nukes. Canada doesn't have any combative nuclear weapons.
@@tigerix7883 I know. I meant that we do not have warheads but we have safe nuclear fission power plants in canada. I know that we do not have have nukes, the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons does not allow any country that does not have nukes to get some.
Cool... I'm in belgium in the middle of 9 nuclear bombs...
IM FKING 83 KM AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB IN BRUSSEL RIP
george chn I'm quite happy here in Scotland.
george chn i live in Brussel
yay my brother we can die together im in schaerbeek rip my FUCKING LIFE IK HAAT MIJN LEVEN
george chn i know how you feel m8 im dutch :P :)
I live approximately 3 miles from the base in Missouri, when the B-2 takes off and flies south it flies right over my house.
Once you said "truck that is carrying nuclear bomb inside" my alarm went off lol
When you are going to Savannah for college and all your excitement disappears.
6:16 what the hell I can see my house lol
abac yolo
hahahahaha
abac yolo lol
abac yolo lol
abac yolo you should be pooping ur pants 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Well, have a nice life I guess lol get the fuck outta there xD
Live only a state away from a nuke, kind of scary but at least I don’t live super near one.
ive been to kirtland AFB and stayed at the campground on base. there was a very ominous vibe from it
"if you live in these green zones then you live next to no nukes"
**cuba is highlighted**
HmMmMmMm
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Nice one Cuba had bunch of them probs still stored somewhere
Let's hide here
@@KRS-Two u like Stalin now?
@@morrisstudio8372 Ye. We best buds
Me: *thinks there are no nukes close to me*
The Video: literally mentions how close my city is to a nuclear base
As a Canadian who lives in southern Alberta, approximately 4 hours from the nukes in Montana, I'm am extremely unhappy about that, plus you forgot to mention the USA also stored nuclear weapons in Labrador, 2 hours as the crow flies from Saint John's, Newfoundland. And durring the "broken arrow incidents" you americans detonated a nuclear bomb off the coast of British Columbia, while flying a weapon to be serviced from Alaska to Texas and (in my opinion, the worst case) from the base I just mentioned in Labrador back to an undisclosed location in the US the plane malfunctioned and you detonated another bomb over the Saint Lawrence River, near the town of Riviere-du-Loup, Quebec, AND THEN! begged our prime minister and the British Gov at the time to not inform the public and the truth only came out after the cold war ended in 1991, and a few hundred people (aboriginal tribes on the coast of BC and French Canadians) died or had adverse effects from the radiation. So please America, move your weapons away from our borders, you've done enough damage here.
@@mrf5459 Did you accidentally reply to this comment?
@@mrf5459 mate this isn’t the entirety of the US your talking to there
dude i live in a city that has the highest concentration of nukes in THE WORLD
lolll in the UK the english store their nukes and shit in the river clyde in glasgow, so it’s quite hard to get away from them as the city is the most populous in Scotland
That walter in the corner of albuquerque got me cracking up
i used to live in Nevada. their not only were nukes but a few miles away was a missile silo (with nuclear warheads)
"Aye, you sure the brakes are on and you chocked the wheels?"
"Yep."
"Then where's the plane that was carrying that nuke?"
"Ope."
real bruh moment
Herbc
"choked the wheels"
Didn't know the Navy was comprised of Midwesterners.
@@zubin215 no it very clearly says chocked
4:29
"What do you mean- I can't eat nukes"
I'm dying
Shut up
@@kimjong-un5570 why should i, also never gonna happen
@@tomicaguy252 NEWS: NORTH KOREAN NUKES DETECTED
I have two by me in the u.s.
I’m happy that I have a chance of seeing one in person!
That 51 nukes is really wait for some idiot guy to step on and then bring us to Fallout game.
I live in a village, not a city so I'm safe
Or r u
@@kumaraditya6460 I do
@@novaleaf1628 I was talking about ur safety from corona
Me too, but I'm still relatively close. Also, even in rural areas, there's a decent probability that you're close to at least one nuclear waste site if you live anywhere in the lower 48. I know of at least one of those that's closer to me than the nukes are.
Listen here tou little-
if Canada ever had a nuke and lost it:
"Sorry aboot that buddy, our bad. Want a Timbit?"
Christopher Doxtator yea sry sry sry we Canadians are sorry wanna play hockey eh lol thank god I live in Canada
Christopher Doxtator So stereotypical
Lol it's even funnier when somebody who probably isn't Canadian gets offended by a Canadian making fun of himself. Sorry bout that guy, you didn't know I was Canadian, sorry.
Christopher Doxtator That's what I do! Because I'm Canadian... XD
Christopher Doxtator people ask me if I'm Canadian because of the amount of times I say sorry
okey i live 100 miles away some day im gonna spectate a bomb accidentally explode and see how high mushroom cloud go
You: hey boss I maybe crashed into a gas station with the nuke
Boss: are you serious?!
You: yeah....ummmmm...do I still get payed?
HackerAlien99 sir but there's radiation out there
he he he hes dead
Lol
111 likes :3 time to ruin it
PuppyYT dude don't be a grammar nazi
imagine you just go sea diving and you find a big ass bomb
If I saw one too Ima make that face like your profile pic
“Oh boy! Time to nuke my dads house for when he unplugged my xbox!”
Your profile pic would be the reaction...
I’d hate to be that fish who accidentally triggers it. 😳 Too much responsibility for one fish to handle….
Me seeing my city, Savannah, can literally blow the hell up any day:
Imagine how we'd be sitting ducks without them.....
"No one knows how many nukes the Soviet Union lost, so yeah, good luck sleeping tonight" -Oversimplified
Jake Summers oversimplified reference? Oof, there’s a tax for that
@@JanC3381 dude.......Uncool.
Blyat
@@ahpinge2777 1 word has more likes than the 2 comments above yours
@@lancetheking7524 *_XD oof..._*
South Africa on map
*no nukes*
South Africa: Sweating nervously
@RobertoRB - ROBLOX ehhh destroyed?
@@Pomorang infact yeah south africa disarmed all its nukes
Or so you thought....
*X files musics starts playing*
@@Pomorang неугадал
As a former military member, I would be in deep trouble if I lost my rifle, who the hell loses a whole nuclear bomb lmao
Albuquerque?
Walt:they’re on to us, Jessie, hide the uranium
*chuckles * I'm in danger
NO! ITS "help me"