Trump is the MOST INNOCENT, Don Jr’s Night with Daddy & National COVID Emergency Declared Over
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Joe Biden has officially declared the COVID National Emergency over, we take a look back at all of the COVID era memories, the President is in Belfast right now on what is his first trip to Ireland since taking office, Jimmy’s Irish cousins are here in the audience, the Biden Administration wants to create a special press briefing room at the White House, Donald Trump reportedly had a major talk over the weekend with Melania in anticipation of their Easter appearance, Don Jr. went to the UFC fight with Daddy, Trump was on with Tucker Carlson about his first of what should be many arrests, the election is still 572 days away and Trump’s campaign is already breaking the rules, he continues to insist that he has done nothing wrong and is the most innocent, and UA-cam superstar Mark Rober imparts a lesson on folks in our neighborhood in anticipation of his new show “Revengineers” premiering April 20th on Discovery Channel.
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You and Stephen Colbert are like a ray of sunlight on our dark nights.
Well that’s just a burden, I like my nights dark. I can’t go to sleep if there’s sunlight 🤷🏻♂️
Same 😂
He and Colbert are just distracting you goofs from realizing you are all being played for fools.
Sad Life both are Liberal Hacks
you silly idiots always trying to sun tan in the dark and calling it light...go figure
One guy was crying so hard that he let the door slam into trump. He must have been so distraught
His hands were wiping the tears from his eyes couldn't hold the door.
Yeah but it didn't hit him hard enough he's still here
@@wandajohnson6383 Dang 😅
EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXACTLY. This man lie with a straight face. The funny thing is deep in the hole in his chest he believes it.
🎯👌🤣🤣🤣
7:08 "They were crying!!!"
Betcha those were tears of joy! 🤣🤣🤣
fu
@@judyannkiwi you get triggered a lot little snow flake cult member😂😂😂😂
@@judyannkiwi cope and seethe 😉
They were laughing too hard
Or laughter
Crying with laughter. Cheers to the officer who let the door hit him.
They were not crying. They didn't hold the door for the scum. Tiny trump
😂
That clip made my year. So satisfying.
That was a perfect moment caught on camera.
Forsooth, ‘twas poetry in motion. 😂
With my father, with my father, with my father! It's like he's in 5th grade and trying to fill a 500 word essay!
He's taking the "emphasis" lesson to the nth degree...
One was so blinded with tears he let a heavy door shut in TheTandalorian's face.
😂😂😂
Those crying were actually tears of joy.
First thing that came to my mind, too 😂. Tears of joy! Prison won’t come fast enough!
😂😂😂😂
Yes I bet he wishes there were cameras.
The smell of a full diaper
ever notice it looks like melanias appearance with trump is a contractual obligation?
I can't even imagine what a damaged person you'd have to be to tolerate Trump as a husband.
Their entire marriage has to be a contractual obligation.
If so it is the first contractor he has paid.
@@MrDeathpilot I bet she’s getting all that money once McDonald is up in heaven with God😂
has it dawned on you democrats that Trump is always the main focus of the Biden administration????
@@savage6897, let me tell you how getting to heaven works
You know a innocent man doesn’t say he’s innocent he proves it
A guilty man tells you he is
Don't worry, nothing will come of this.
an innocent, genius.
Just the beginning…. Donald Trump will be in court for the rest of his life on earth. His people better get used to it, or they will be crying in the cornflakes every day for years.
I thought it was "innocent until proven guilty", not the other way around.
Does that mean that innocent people need to prove they are innocent, but they can become guilty just like that without any evidence?
Weird times we live in!
You know, there was a time when Americans knew what it meant to be American and didn’t just go along with Soviet-style political persecution because it was against the guy they dislike. Starting to think that the vast majority of Democrats don’t actually like America or being American
Tears of joy Donnie!!!
"I have done nothing wrong". The judge looking a the bailiff probably said, "oh yes, we, almost, never hear that in this court room, do we?" lol
Hmmmmm trouble is i have been falsely accused of a heinous crime ,by my neice(who also is my Goddaughter) and wrongfully convicted. So not every accused person citing their innocence is guilty. Never thought it w\could happen to me ,so a word to the wise. She ruined the life of a nice innocent person. Absolutely no lol!
@@sbh344 then it's now Trump's turn to experience the system he helped propagate. That's karma in my book brah!
@@sbh344I am certain you never publicly admitted to your crimes like tRump does over and over again.
@@sbh344 trump is guilty AF
The kids loved Mark Rober ... which is telling. I loved this part. I will remember this sketch every time I walk across a street.
I cried that whole day too.
Tears of joy
*As of January 16, 2023, 15% of all adults in the US reported having had long COVID*
*As of January 16, 2023, 3.4% of all adults in the EU reported having had long COVID* you guys managed it beautifully in America
I think the best/ worst sentence for 45 would be to share a cell with DJT jr.
Years of sorely needed "quality father&son time"
7 "my father's" in 30 seconds??!?! Just give the boy a hug for Christ sake!!
I presume Donnie Jr has never spent time alone WITH HIS FATHER.
No, he hasn't...but still way more than Eric or Tiffany ever did.
@lenawagenfuehr53 that's just so sad.
I just want to thank the Manhattan officer that let the door go in PAB45's face. It was a very gratifying moment for those of us that wanted to do the same but can't... Lol
HELL YEAH!
PAB?
@@goodtroublemaker143 IDK either. P*ss @$$ baby?
Not hard enough
Maybe it is a cross between Pepsi and Tab.
Don jr ,,,, which my father****which my father*****which my father😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Mark Rober! I felt just like those kids when they recognized him. Too cool!! So awesome to see him on the show!
I loved how the kids were "let's get a picture with Mark Rober." But older people were angry. I laughed so hard I cried at the Mark Rober sketch.
That bit reminded me of the chick who pushed her stroller in front of a semi cuz she was on the phone. What do you say after? "I'll have to call you back. My kids a smear on the pavement."
Yes! That was amazing to see him! I just love him and how he's teaching kids to be engineers.
"My Father, who art in prison, ..."
I’m going to jail “with my father” 🎉
Don's "I did nothing wrong" reminds me of Nixon's "I am not a crook..."
just wait until flumpy is tried for treason...
Nixon only had to say it once
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
It reminds me of biden's come on man
I learned about Republicans by making the mistake of voting for Nixon.
My grandpa Republican just passed at the time.
Never vote Republican again. Became registered Democrat in 76😊
They were crying so much they didn’t see him to hold the door 😂😂
Michael D. Higgins is absolutely the most delightful man, a true Irish patriot and a huge intellect. Love him!
Who didn’t hold the DOOR for “THE EMPEROR” good on him !
The court house staff was crying.. tears of joy😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if tRump noticed the yuge bigly smiles on the ones with tears
Police like trump since he actually treated them well. I'm sure they hated doing what they had to do especially considering they know it's a hit job
I'm one of that people, crying with happy tears that he is indicted. 😂
"People say, you have to be the most innocent man," Guess who said that? Ah, too easy!
Covid is absolutely nothing to make fun of......we all lost so much including my husband of 42 years.
"They came up to me and said 'SIR!' With tears running down their face. It was incredible. Almost like, no one has seen before" Trump must be referring to the cop that let the door hit him.
😂
I cried when that dude let the door drop in his face... LMAO !!
Yes I remember the security guy, his eyes were so full of tears he couldn't see the orange monkey behind him when he let the door go in trumps face 😅
Even the cop who let the door swing shut in my face was crying….with laughter.
They were crying tears of joy, because he finally got arrested for something!
Don Jr, is like a song in my head, my father, my father, my father, my father, I can't get it out of my head, my father, , my father
Can't tell if Jr. is making sure Trump remembers he is his father, or establishing an alibi with his father...
Nah, just reminding him he's not Eric...
Let's see what lie I'm suppose to say 😊
Can never tell if that guy is sober or not
@@Eastsid3 Which one?
Jr. is just reminding Trump that he is his father.
They cried that even left the door slam on his face😂😂🤣
"im innocent. i did nothing wrong." - every criminal in history
Also every innocent person trying to state their innocence.
Yep, go into every supermax, and that is what everyone incarcerated says😅…. I’m innocent, I got framed!
Uh, most of them are innocent... but Donald Trump is guilty.
Capone said the same thing also all career criminals say they are innocent so yes trump is guilty as FK
Prisons are FULL of innocent people
The most innocent stable genius void of original sin.
If anyone was crying at the courthouse they were tears of joy😂🙋♀️🙋👋🔒
I strangely miss the lockups, it was sort of nice to be home and spend time with the family and watch the world.slow down for a while...I wouldn't take another 2 years of it, but I wouldn't mind a nice "lock-up" throwback for a few weeks
I miss it too. I'm Autistic and I didn't have to hang out with anyone for two years. I loved going to the grocery store when nobody else was there
@m v know how you felt, my Grandson loved that part aswell,
🐑
Take a shot every time he says, my father 😂
Lock him up.
...with his father
What about all the other high level politicians that commit(ed) crimes? Why aren't they getting locked up?
Yes lock up biden
the ukraine war woulda never happened if trump was still in power
@@curtpetersenjr1985 What for?
People were crying,, one guy,, big fella, grime on his cheeks,, sleeves rolled up, must have been 6' 10" at least millions of inches. He came down from the public gallery, tears running down his grime encrusted cheeks.
"Sir" !, he sobbed, "SIR! Thank you sir for being the supreme being that graced our presence, Sir! Please take my wife and daughter, I am to puny for them, they would be better off with you!"
I laid my hand on his shoulder and thanked him. His sobs racked his body, he had never cried in his life.
I still hear his sobs the day I led his wife and daughter away.
Alexander that was so funny. I hope Mr. Trump sees it. Good job!
@@jude5976 you're Wellcome 😁.
It’s feels so much better to laugh instead of being angry or crying for real! Thank you!
....But did Don Jr. go to the UFC fight with his father? 😂
@Timothy George Fay Wow that’s a super creepy message you sent there bud 🤨! You good?
It's was a little ambiguous, I'm not quite sure.
WOW! You must be lonely.
@Timothy George Fay I live with my husband and a top-notch home security system....
Nobody was crying. They didn't even hold the door for him 😂
Why should they ?
The most innocent man in the world 😂 🤣😂
I acknowledge donny's assertion that he did nothing wrong with laughter.
Oh, DJT is in for an AWESOME surprise if he thinks THAT was anything like prison 😂😂😂
I really hope they put him in Solitary for his "protection"
@@mikotomisaka8714 he’s going to be the roommate from hell for the people who deserve worse than solitary
I come on these stupid YT offerings to tell people like YOU "you're full of it"
TDS and likely a statist dupe...
He should have the full experience of incarceration, including checks where the sun doesn’t shine. I had an unpaid pedestrian ticket in Sacramento, late 70s. Police stopped me in Los Angeles, hitchhiking, found the warrant, and before long, handcuffed in the back of a police car heading to Sacramento? It must have cost $1000s of dollars in transportation and security? I had to bend over and be checked again? The arse is not a pocket, although now I understand, drugs can be inserted. Interesting how slow, the march of justice and how passive Democracy can be, if prior status as president? Fascism waits in the wings, and the lack of urgency with a traitor at the top, and some remaining in Congress, poorly protecting Democracy. I never thought I would observe defendant #1, a criminal president, running for president again? I did see the violent insurrection on TV, and caught the part where defendant 45, told his cult to fight like hell at the Capitol,? At the Capitol, people were killed, because they obeyed a traitor, and he’s free to run for president again? What a country, slowly being destroyed by republican fascism, and barely whimpers?
Who is Junior’s father, always goes on and on reminding us he is related, my father, my father, and my father. I guess he’s learning the art of brainwashing, his father sure has done a number on some Americans, repeating lie after lie, where nobody knows the truth, unless searching for it. With defendant 45, if he said it was raining outside, I would have to go outside and check, for his inability to be truthful. There are over 30,000 documented lies, in the 4 years of his presidential strife. The stench remains, a tragedy released on America in 2016, with a family of grifters, free to grift.
Good looking out for our public transport drivers Mark! 👏🏼 They deserve more recognition.
Agreed! Also, I'm thinking about getting an airhorn for my classic 79 Beetle. We're not on the autobahn, overtakers :((
Agreed!!!!🎉
Wasn't that segment so much better than when cousin Sal is on the street??
did you notice one of them has a backpack that looks like a bus? super cute.
I kinda hope Mark and/or the show gave them some bonus bucks too. I bet they could use it, would appreciate it, and they more than deserve it.
The dad with the Red T Shirt is a former UFC fighter called Eryk Anders 😅 Mark’s lucky he took the prank the right way 😂
There is Such a Thing as,"TEARS of JOY", Donald!
Technically, tears of joy is crying.
If he says they were crying, that means he cried. You could see it on his face that day.
Right 👍
Spoken like a true know-nothing.
I loved the moment people walked out the door ahead of him and nobody held the door for him! They just let it close on him and at the last second he realized he was going to have to push the door himself. It looked like he might have had two brain cells rub together in that moment 😅.
Weak comment
Good comment
Wow, that ego just never ends,fyi donnie, people were over whelmed with tears, cause you were finally held accountable.. lol.
Jimmy is the funniest person in late night. I always watch on UA-cam because the program is so late. Keep up the good work!
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
OJ, taking a short break from his tireless search for the real killers! 😂😂😂😂
I wish I’d had that bike horn yesterday when I almost hit an old guy with my car..he was totally oblivious of traffic as he jaywalked across the street in front me while talking on his phone…instead I just rolled down my window and yelled “look around you, moron! Get off your goddam phone!” which was also satisfying 😊
If I had a nickel for everytime Trump whined he was innocent, I'd be a real billionaire...unlike Trump.
if I had a dollar every time Jimmy Kimmel said something funny id be broke. but keep going, what crime did he break?
@@michelhickey5765 still ignorant? 😂
@@michelhickey5765 he didn't break any crimes but he allegedly broke *laws* relating to falsifying business records and I think a campaign finance law or two
@@michelhickey5765 LOL...funny guy!
@@michelhickey5765 if I had a gun every time you MAGAts tried to say something clever but failed, I'd be a Republican by now.
Literally every person who comes up to trump has tears in their eyes according to him
Yeah. It's his new boo-hoo...go to.
Yeah, he smells bad. Yuck!!
They're all "big men" too, don't forget.
You are a bot.
@@anitaevans5361 it's probably the hairspray and fake tan fumes.
I'm betting that when Trumpie asked Melania to do that she said, "Well then I need you to deposit $75,000 in my back account first."
Only $75,000? 😂
Weekly
Yeah, that "deep conversation" they had was a contract signing.
Or $130,000.
@@rheaceebelle8130 corny
Mark Rober: "You're WELCOME for saving your life." lol
The people at the court house were laughing so hard that tears were coming from their eyes 😂
Covid is still out there. For several years, now, I have adhered to a 3-M policy; minimal exposure, maximum distance, mask at all times. My plan is to continue this. My body, my choice.
Wear a P99 mask. It’s more effective and allows you to breath fresh air.
I managed to avoid getting Covid until this week. Very frustrating.
Good for you. That is your right, respect people’s right who chose not to do the same.
Long COVID chances increase exponentially with each subsequent infection.
@@furonwarrior why would p99 be better I thought N90s were just as good
They were definitely laughing at the court house, and his “sophisticated friends” are laughing too😂!
fu
His "sophisticated friends" are probably just paperplates with faces drawn on them with stapled on party hats.
@@judyannkiwiLooks like I struck a nerve! I really recommend hitching your wagon to a better horse if comments like mine are hard for you to hear. Besides, this one’s going to be spending most of his time with Lady Justice in the near future.
Inmate 45, stand back and stand by.
The cell doors will be closed now.
@@Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night they mean "Kung flu"
That Don Jr. "MAGA movement is alive" line has the same energy as Millhouse saying Alf is back. In Pog form.
Ha ha 😂
Child.
)chuckynotdonny(
You are a bot, or a little kid who knows nothing... probably both.
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Jimmy Kimmel is the king - he illustrates over and over again that the best way to expose the truth is via humor. He is also one of the best Oscar host!!! Jimmy Fallon is also a king; would be cool to have both of them as Oscar co-hosts!!!
The covid montage was supposed to be a funny bit and it certainly is - but man did it make me so sad that all of that happened
Too bad we've decided to make all that effort moot because we're just too lazy to deal with Covid anymore.
We may say Covid is over, but apparently nobody told it.
For someone who did nothing wrong and so very innocent, Trump sure loved to cite the 5th Amendment and prevented witnesses from taking the stand. So innocent! So not doing anything wrong!
Right 👍
Who pleads the fifth? The mob takes the fifth.
Lies. Never happened.
@@missyreed1804 You are talking to a bot. GamePaPa is literally an iphone bot.
EXACTLY!!
"with my father..." Jr. has issues...
Gross
Daddy issues
You think? 🙄
The biggest joke in that segment is Trump saying that he has 'sophisticated friends.'
defined as "people who donate more than their lunch money to my legal fees"..
... "the most innocent man in history" was the involuntary laughter moment for me. A perfect satire of the grifter.
Chris I know reading a book would be quite a struggle for you ,but Trumps new book has letters to him from Princess Diana, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton the great Oprah and many more maybe you can get books on tape .
@@KaiserBlade and I have an email from the Pope. Big deal, it doesn't mean I can call him one of my "sophisticated friends".
@@KaiserBlade Tell that to my two Masters Degrees.
"The people who are most resistant to the gov't telling them what to do...are the same people who are most supportive of the gov't telling other people what to do."
Brilliantly put.
Nailed it !
The people were crying. Those were tears of joy, Mr Trump.
Perfect phone call 😂😂
How exactly does the " most innocent man" in the country pay a pornstar for ... Anything
Great monologue mr. Kimmel. And I love Mark Rogber how wonderful to see him on your show! Isn't he something!
The joke about the white house press room is no different to the real thing you just needed to have Peter Doocy and I would have never know the difference. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were crying because they realised that there's justice in this world, after all!😢.....😂
No there isn’t…. Shall I count the number of times democrats faced zero accountability?
If you can’t objectively, logically and think critically enough to compare this bit of “justice” for what it is to the plethora of other similar situations, you are a lost cause and are inviting a two tiered justice system that will only serve the majority that is in power.
Crying tears of joy!
If people were crying at trump.....its because they were sayin...."FINALLY JUSTICE"!!😂
I love Mark Rhoades....Awesome!!!👏👏👏👏🤗
Trump keeps trying the Jedi Mind Trick. Pure entertainment.
Lock him up
And throw away the key!
LHU
Nobody has ever been as innocent as Trump, he's so innocent it's almost criminal, you look at him and you're like "wow, that guys innocent". Some people say hes maybe too innocent, and those are great people, great great people who know all about the law and whats legal, and they all say that Trump is totally legal.
Yes Biden does need to be
@@jamieblanton9870
I’m intrigued
Why?
Aw! I almost feel some tenderness and sympathy for Don Jr. when I see things like this.
It does tend to go away very quickly when I remember exactly who he is and everything that he's said and done - but, hey...there's still that moment of warmth there and I will cherish it (like your daddy never did Don!)
I didn't see one shot with Diaper Don and Don Jnr together at the UFC fight, are we sure they were even at the same arena?
Imagine being so brain dead you still watch these people in hollyweird.
@@utha2665 Me neither - didn't actually pick up on that, but you're absolutely right!
Poor little rich kid he's there for the money.
@@andes805 and the coke
I have to say with the exception of a few of those things like the spoon and the smoking, I honestly thought most those pandemic scenes were.... A little sweet. It was mostly just people trying their best to get through a really tough time. And sure it looks silly and stupid but it was people trying to protect each other while also getting on with their normal lives.
I thought just that too.👍☺️
I’m proud of most of us
all of it for nothing too damn
@@hoylsaintjebus If saving people from getting sick and/or dying is your idea of nothing.
@@terri6854 - Smok Muzyki (Joined 2023) - I don't know what USA call them - we call them Twats - just along to stir up. May you remain in good health.
Part of "Art of the Deal" is to keep driving the point by repetition. He goes off the charts with that!
😂😂😂😂😂 my tears for Cheeto-Trumpolini😂😂😂😂😂
They were crying with joy over trump finally being held to justice.
I thought Groucho was snyde ... but look at you !! : )
Police are generally pro trump. I'm sure they hated what they had to do especially knowing it's just another hit job.
Why would they be crying with joy over that when America is in the toilet thanks to what you fools did in 2020? Not everyone is as small-minded and petty as Democrats are.
And they got to watch
The court house people were crying (with laughter) and were saying sorry (it took so long).
Roper cracked me up especially when he got you Jimmy trying to exit stage right!😂👍🇨🇦
Best ever!! Thank goodness the kids recognized him or the dad might have beat him down. 😂
When a man has no empathy they don't recognize tears of joy.
No Donnie, they weren't crying. Those were tears of joy.
The only place you ever hear so many declarations of innocence……is in a prison, or standing looking at the huge mess the Kids just made. Bar-a-Lago, here he comes.
Funny, I didn't see anyone crying in the courthouse, or outside it either......😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mark is 90s Jimmy Fallon vibes.
BOOHOO... the poor wretch! Trump tells Tucker Carlson that the entire court workers were crying about his arrest because they love him so much. DUDE THOSE WERE TEARS OF JOY!
Eric Trump said ppl were hugging him on a plane
They are delusional.
I was really hoping SOMEONE would recognize Mark on the bike and finally...
Those kids did not disappoint 🤗
Even better, their dad is a UFC fighter. Eryk Anders
@@roominternational4943 Yes, I wasn't aware of who he was until I read a few comments... lol
I'm always glad to see Mark Roper, he's a gem!
Can you imagine if he did drink?
He might as well 😂
This is ironic for me as I’m currently sick with Covid for the first time, leave it to me to be late to a pandemic
So sorry to hear you caught the crud. I hope it's a very light case and you get better soon!
Yes, same here! Dodged Covid for three years but it finally got me. I was vaccinated and boosted, plus I took Paxlovid so it wasn't too bad at least. I will continue to mask up when in public indoor spaces because I have medical issues. Sadly, the "end" of the pandemic ruling means no more free Covid tests and support for some of our country's most vulnerable.
Same here. The only thing dropped is the 'emergency' status in the US, the virus around the world is obviously not gone. And thankfully I was vaccinated and boosted, otherwise I wouldn't be still here. Wishing you a speedy recovery!
😂
Man, i hope you feel better
The thing is … don’t ever ever trust any adult male who wears a ball cap backwards. C’mon. You are not 13.
They were crying so much that the guard slammed the door in Trumps face.. lol