Metal Gear Solid 1: Elaborate Romantic Pinhead Fantasy (For Real)
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- There must come a time in your life in which you surrender the race. Nobody should run forever - even with bliss there hurtling through wind and away from consequences alongside you, no dream or meat (you!) is built to dash with momentum away from grounded moments.
Take, for example, Pinhead (Elliot Spencer) and his 7000 huge bleeding nails implanted in his skull taking a considered and delicate kind of rest next to you at Lenny's - imagine it a restaurant, bar, arcade of whatever degree of repute makes you most comfortable with Pinhead (The Cenobite) plopping himself down next to you.
"A FROWN NARY SUITS SUCH A GORGEOUS MORTAL," the booming and absurd voice of Doug Bradley surrounds you like that wildly thicket blanket your grandmother had to hold you in comfort after her body failed beyond that, "I RATHER THINK, BUT AM OPEN TO BEING WRONG HERE, THAT YOU MAY DESIRE THE COMPANY OF A THRILL-SEEKING RAGABOUT LIKE MY DEMONIC SELF."
He's nice, and he casts no nets to obfuscate the truth of himself. He really is a funloving Demon from Heck who has 7000 pins jammed all the way into his brain - he loves it, and he won't pretend not to love it, and he thinks you might like it too.
Coming out of a loss this severe, out of having run away from the room wherein they passed (and passed alone, something you will be noting until you yourself die) you can't help but consider that fun sounds a nice change of pace.
You don't know what to do after all this, having either lived this or read this UA-cam description....but maybe you should watch our funny Metal Gear Solid video and see how it ends up like this, with all this romantic yearning for Pinhead the Pleasure Demon/Surgeon.
Maybe even after all that fun you'll settle peacefully in Honolulu, and then neither of you will have to die alone. Along the steady walk to redemption, there, you could find moments of fun, levity, laughter and love.....with or without all the whips & chains.
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ACCREDITATION & SPECIAL THANKS FOLLOW.
• Indiana Jones will live forever as a thought demon and it's my fault:
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• Our friend Pinhead is holding a delightful coconut drink in his sweet (sinful) hands and it's all thanks to emptypulchritude at deviantART:
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• I have hired this bird to occupy our description and continue to stare at you: @NanashiMumei
• Love Live! is a sweet little series about young women succeeding in their aspirations and also being all sorts of colourcoded kookiness and that's the premise of every TV show but I like this one and it doesn't hurt like Game of Thrones does:
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• Sir Matthew Treehugger Kasa has, once again, graciously provided his music about making your wife unhappy and that makes me happy so thanks dude.
Special thanks goes to whichever kindly pointdexter did datamath and figured out 5000 characters per UA-cam description is a permissible way for this all to be, even as Google performs something ridiculous like 60% of data storage purchasing in the world. I find it's very easy for me to write 3000 or even 4000 characters about all sorts of obscene and wonderful nonsense, and that would be WAY less possible if we had The Website Formerly Known as Twitter character limits.
I will always adore how much Snake's discord friends will info dump at a moment's notice.