I made videos on the other Despicable Me movies as well! Despicable Me 2: ua-cam.com/video/udCWYOyVIGA/v-deo.html Despicable Me 3: ua-cam.com/video/_ZgsZY5rtS4/v-deo.html Despicable Me 4: ua-cam.com/video/GNC9thodQR0/v-deo.html _______________________________________________ Which Despicable Me movie do you think is the best? Are you excited for Despicable Me 4? Follow me on X, I post funny memes sometimes: twitter.com/Darzii_ _______________________________________________ EDIT: The generation of people who were young when this movie came out thought it was about a goofy moon story, but now that everyone’s older turns out it’s actually more about an emotional trauma story... That was my thought process behind it anyway!
Doktor Nefario made a fart gun, because his hearing isn't that good anymore and gru ordered a "dart gun" from him. Thats also why at first he made "boogie robots" instead of "cookie robots"
@@partisan3353 "Doktor Nefario made a fart gun, because his hearing isn't that good anymore and gru ordered a "dart gun" from him. Thats also why at first he made "boogie robots" instead of "cookie robots""
It's really fun seeing the next generation of kids become young adults. Now, this isn't meant to be derogatory, I just remember youtube being full of similar videos in the late 2000s and early 2010s, making similar videos about movies from my own childhood, and if they are still good, or how dark the story actually was. Again, this isn't meant to insult or anything. I just find it fun to see the next generation continue the trend. Keep up the good work.
Literally my grandparents tho. They were the worst parents ever to my mom but as soon as i was born they seemed to feel guilty and treated me so well as a way to redeem themselves. Unfortunately they both died too early when i was 6 and they never talked to my mom about anything and never told her they were sorry for everything they did to her and so she never forgave them and only says she loves them simply because they were her parents.
my grand mother is really caring and she bakes so much, i might argue that she is a better parent than my parents because she has the time to take care of me and my siblings, but i feel so bad for gru because he never deserved a horrible and depressed childhood
I can relate to this statement... SO MUCH, in real life, me, my mother and my brother struggle, and my grandma always have these unrealistic expectations and harsh attitude towards everyone (except for me, but only because in her eyes I'm the youngest while she she's my mother as a useless daughter and my brother as a nobody) Which, I don't mind at all, infact we're lucky to even have a grandmother but what I do mind is when she basically uses these "lessons" as an excuse to just talk down at my brother and mom, sometimes... I just hope she understands that we love her deeply, but she can be a pain in the ass saying how is so easy to get jobs nowadays or how we don't do anything when we clearly do things, is just we have our own problems such as mental and finical problems.
+ The title is 'Despicable Me'. 'Despicable' means 'deserving to be despised'. So basically, the movie's title, is Gru saying 'I deserve to be despised'. After you learn his backstory, the movie's title becomes a lot sadder.
Theory: if the minion population is intensifying,and they are invulnerable and such,if we think about it,the movie from 2000,known as evolution,we see that overtime,if they have 10 base pairs,there would be FLAT WORMS in a day,so if we think about it,the minions evolve every day to mitosisify and make them invulnerable,yea,weird theory
The creators actually said that the minions do not understand the concept of breeding, they are too dumb for that Gru BIO-engineerded the remaining amount
Why are the Gru's kids the same age in every movie? Well at one time in Despicable Me 3 Drew (Gru's brother) talks to Gru's daughter and says "How old are you? 15?" and Gru replies with "She's 12!! And she will *always* be 12!" A little bit sus if u ask me 🤔
Man I remember this movie coming out and being a huge deal, so I feel old now. As old as a barnacle 😌 (which is apparently like 325 million years so here we are)
For anyone wondering, the "middle dude"'s name is *Michael Collins.* He was the only member of the Apollo 11 crew that didn't step on the Moon, had he chosen to do so, somebody else would have to take his place, left behind in the command module, in orbit and far away from the Moon. They apparently didn't have enough fuel to take off with three people. He is often called "the forgotten astronaut". ...even Richard Nixon (U.S. president at the time) overlooked him by only sending greetings to the other two astronauts.
@@TheRealDarzii wrong! every Darzii viewer can do no phone for 4 hours! Minor problem is just that time happen to start and end as sleep time. And ofc it's no more than 4 hours
MINIONS SPEAK MINIONEESE 😭 (French, Italian, Spanish, Indian, Japanese, and English) sorry i had to say it (also those minion nazi experiment videos used to give me hella nightmares as a kid EDIT: Ik Indian isn’t a language chill 😭 I copy pasted it from google Ik it’s Hindu mb
14:21 That happens quite often. If the parents weren't too great, as grandparents their personality shifts. Happened to my grandfather. Had little to do with my mother as she grew up, but wanted to spend time with me.
rewatching this movie i now realize that that vector painted the pyramids to be like the sky so no one could see them and there are right behind his house. 10:08
Okay, even if the cookie scene didn't make any sense, it led to some of the most iconic dialogue in kid's films in the new millennium. "What are you warming up for?" "Stuff." "What kind of stuff?" "Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand" "Like sleeping?" "THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!!!" If you can't tell, I'm in that perfect age group that is hardwired to love this movie for life.
Dude the nostalgia I felt from this video was off the charts. I remember watching these movies all my life the first one came out when I was 2 I remember always dying laughing at vector being weird with the shrink ray and the scene where gru has the shrink ray in his boxers and the “do you want to explode” bit and I have continued to love all of these movies and just saw the 4th one 3 days ago and just seeing someone experience these movies for the first time was incredible
Fun fact in Minions, Gru stole the imperial state crown, the literal crown. The gems on that thing is worth 3-5 billion pounds, which is 4-6.5 billion USD, and the cullinan is 400mil by itself, AND there are about 10,400 minions and basically over half of them have 1-2 dollars.
I could barely understand the plot of this film when I first watched this. At 5 years old, I thought vector’s piranha was named “oh yeah” 😂😂😂 idk how I thought that tho
Remember that Gru is also 14 feet tall. He could've destroyed Vector with his bare hands at the beginning of the movie. He didn't just for sportiveness
Despicable Me is criminally underrated, I’m glad Illumination exists, despite them making many mediocre movies. With the (not) recent releases of Minions Rise of Gru & The Super Mario Bros movie shows that illumination can cook.
you are the person who gave me the biggest realization of who voiced gru I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THE SAME GUY WHO SAYS... no... NO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT STEVE CARELL!!!!
Honestly the minions were never the reason why I remember the Despicable Me movies so fondly. They were just unique movies with super rememberable characters, especially Gru. I saw the minions just as funny side characters, while the world turned them into a religion of their own.
I love how this video is very well paced. Its a good video and doesn't make me feel like i'm scraping a barnacle off the side of a ship unlike some other people I have seen that talk about movie in this way.
How is Gru 50? I would've guessed he'd be at least 30 or about 40. There's not a single grey eyebrow hair. AND if he's 50, so is his twin brother which is EXTREMELY UNBELIEVABLE.
I made videos on the other Despicable Me movies as well!
Despicable Me 2: ua-cam.com/video/udCWYOyVIGA/v-deo.html
Despicable Me 3: ua-cam.com/video/_ZgsZY5rtS4/v-deo.html
Despicable Me 4: ua-cam.com/video/GNC9thodQR0/v-deo.html
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Which Despicable Me movie do you think is the best? Are you excited for Despicable Me 4?
Follow me on X, I post funny memes sometimes: twitter.com/Darzii_
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EDIT:
The generation of people who were young when this movie came out thought it was about a goofy moon story, but now that everyone’s older turns out it’s actually more about an emotional trauma story... That was my thought process behind it anyway!
Yep I am
Despicable Movie 4 is coming out? and my favorite is the second one
Maybe i don’t like the trailers but as people say don’t judge books by their cover
1 and 2 are the best bc the first one is og and the second one has EL MACHO
first person I've ever seen to call it X... yet it's a twitter link?????
Doktor Nefario made a fart gun, because his hearing isn't that good anymore and gru ordered a "dart gun" from him. Thats also why at first he made "boogie robots" instead of "cookie robots"
You know I like small details like that, that end up popping up in the story again later
Ok
can you repeat that?
I couldn't hear you
@@partisan3353
"Doktor Nefario made a fart gun, because his hearing isn't that good anymore and gru ordered a "dart gun" from him. Thats also why at first he made "boogie robots" instead of "cookie robots""
@@Obedthian-UK Whaaat?
Vector didn't actually die in the end, he just lives on the moon and has his own UA-cam channel where he reviews tech! 😂
I wouldn't mind sometime in the future Vector returns... And redeems himself...
linus tech tips
Actually after watching despicable me 4 vector is no longer on the moon he is in Prison with El Macho and Balthazar Bratt.
Yeah I love his channel
@@TogoT4oh no they tracked his UA-cam account back to him
theory: gru only became a softie as an excuse to kiss all the minions on the forehead
Knew he was up to something
reminder gru has a large sweatshop where yellow people that can barely speak english work and dont get paid. free my brothers 😔✊
Don't make him into a softie ={
@@RileyLittlehales he is a softie on the inside and he's tough on the outside
I WOULD TOO!!!
It's really fun seeing the next generation of kids become young adults. Now, this isn't meant to be derogatory, I just remember youtube being full of similar videos in the late 2000s and early 2010s, making similar videos about movies from my own childhood, and if they are still good, or how dark the story actually was.
Again, this isn't meant to insult or anything. I just find it fun to see the next generation continue the trend. Keep up the good work.
i cant believe that in 12 years early gen alpha will grow up
@@mollydejourdan3678 Like every living being 😔
@@mollydejourdan3678 It's not like every Gen Alpha member is (and will still be when they grow up) some brainless loss cause.
14:15 It's sad, that Gru's mom is an accurate portrayal of a lot of modern grand mothers...
My stepfather be like
It’s genuinely uncanny watching him interact with my nephews. Like who the hell is that, that’s a whole different person
Literally my grandparents tho. They were the worst parents ever to my mom but as soon as i was born they seemed to feel guilty and treated me so well as a way to redeem themselves. Unfortunately they both died too early when i was 6 and they never talked to my mom about anything and never told her they were sorry for everything they did to her and so she never forgave them and only says she loves them simply because they were her parents.
@nathanwaterser8218 ITS called redemption or at trying to achieve redemption
my grand mother is really caring and she bakes so much, i might argue that she is a better parent than my parents because she has the time to take care of me and my siblings, but i feel so bad for gru because he never deserved a horrible and depressed childhood
I can relate to this statement... SO MUCH, in real life, me, my mother and my brother struggle, and my grandma always have these unrealistic expectations and harsh attitude towards everyone
(except for me, but only because in her eyes I'm the youngest while she she's my mother as a useless daughter and my brother as a nobody)
Which, I don't mind at all, infact we're lucky to even have a grandmother but what I do mind is when she basically uses these "lessons" as an excuse to just talk down at my brother and mom, sometimes... I just hope she understands that we love her deeply, but she can be a pain in the ass saying how is so easy to get jobs nowadays or how we don't do anything when we clearly do things, is just we have our own problems such as mental and finical problems.
8:15 Looking back, this scene is crazy. Having red liquid coming out of that after a character "dies" is wild from an animated movie of that time.
Watching this as a kid felt different from watching this now
Exactly!!
I was about 7 or 8 the first time I wacthed
@@TheRealDarzii Jason Segel Vector
+ The title is 'Despicable Me'. 'Despicable' means 'deserving to be despised'. So basically, the movie's title, is Gru saying 'I deserve to be despised'.
After you learn his backstory, the movie's title becomes a lot sadder.
fr
4:23 Actually, later after Gru steals the moon, we get a small montage of a werewolf turning into a human and waves breaking down
Theory: if the minion population is intensifying,and they are invulnerable and such,if we think about it,the movie from 2000,known as evolution,we see that overtime,if they have 10 base pairs,there would be FLAT WORMS in a day,so if we think about it,the minions evolve every day to mitosisify and make them invulnerable,yea,weird theory
Extremely weird theory and now I know for a fact the minions are taking over the world
Thanks for [the number of life] likes
Also made the 1,000th like,SO YEAAAA
I know what you're saying, but this was hard to read.
The creators actually said that the minions do not understand the concept of breeding, they are too dumb for that
Gru BIO-engineerded the remaining amount
Why are the Gru's kids the same age in every movie? Well at one time in Despicable Me 3 Drew (Gru's brother) talks to Gru's daughter and says "How old are you? 15?" and Gru replies with "She's 12!! And she will *always* be 12!" A little bit sus if u ask me 🤔
I think it meant that in his eyes she will always be the age he met and adopted her (12) and that to him she will always be 12
“No females”
*until the 2nd movie…*
um actually, the three main girls
@designerxgamer there not females there *_GORLS_*
There's the mom of the kid that fell into the pyramid
There's also Ms. Hattie
Also Gru’s mom
I'm glad to know that summarizing a whole movie most of us actually remember really means that we've been tricked into something.
Man I remember this movie coming out and being a huge deal, so I feel old now. As old as a barnacle 😌 (which is apparently like 325 million years so here we are)
The realest barnacle out there!
Okay, Dio Brando...
@@D9fjgR/SuddenlyJJBA
“Victor was my nerd name, now I am Vector!”
9:20 I just realized. Why did Gru adopt the girls when he could've just had the minions try to sell Vector cookies I'm sure he would've fallen for it.
True...
He probably would've been much more suspicious because the minions aren't normal like the girls
@@Finn_the_CatMost humans in this universe seem to be unable to distinguish minions from people, so I doubt Vector's THAT smart.
Vector saw two of the minions when he used the shrink ray on Gru's plane. He probably could've put two and two together
that would've made for a terrible movie (for adults, at least)
13:43 lol bro zoomed into the middle dude when he said "forgotten forever" 💀
"Middle dude"
For anyone wondering, the "middle dude"'s name is *Michael Collins.*
He was the only member of the Apollo 11 crew that didn't step on the Moon, had he chosen to do so, somebody else would have to take his place, left behind in the command module, in orbit and far away from the Moon. They apparently didn't have enough fuel to take off with three people.
He is often called "the forgotten astronaut".
...even Richard Nixon (U.S. president at the time) overlooked him by only sending greetings to the other two astronauts.
im sorry, did u just say this movi is 13 YEARS OLD?!
i saw it in the theater...
where is time going??
I think I did too, but it was so long ago, I kinda forget if I did haha
Gonna be 14 years
I had just finished highschool when this movie was in theaters
I thought it was older
Am I really THAT old???? I saw this in theaters too....
15:55 "but because he's just kind of a guy he miserably fails" that got me on the floor for some reason
''If you're chronically online, like everyone else who watches this channel [...]''
Damn bro, you didn't need to call me out like that
Darzii viewer no phone for 10 minutes challenge (impossible)
according to one of the movies it was revealed they have been around way before the dinosaurs
@@TheRealDarziibet
@@TheRealDarzii wrong! every Darzii viewer can do no phone for 4 hours!
Minor problem is just that time happen to start and end as sleep time. And ofc it's no more than 4 hours
bro sameee
3:32 they actually overthrew the royal family.
True tho
Never would’ve imagined that this movie had mature things in it
Flew right over my head as a kid
16:00 U ROTTEN FOR THIS 😭😭😭
i have no idea what that's from
@@OlaftheGreat avatar xd
@@OlaftheGreat avatar, I think the first one and the scene is preeetty sad
bruh, i remember this movie for WAY more than the minions
MINIONS SPEAK MINIONEESE 😭 (French, Italian, Spanish, Indian, Japanese, and English) sorry i had to say it (also those minion nazi experiment videos used to give me hella nightmares as a kid
EDIT: Ik Indian isn’t a language chill 😭 I copy pasted it from google Ik it’s Hindu mb
And a bit of Indonesian, my little brother panicked and surprised when he heard one of the small dialogue
Never ask a minion what he was doing between 1939 and 1945 😭
i also heard some russian
@@FISH_IN_COAT ye I used to think it was just English Spanish French and Russian so I get that
I heard it's Indonesian
If the Minions always help the most evil person or animal there is, what did they do between 1939 and 1945 then???
Staying in a cave
if the minions became soldiers in ww2, they are literally unstoppable...
The million story is in another dimension so that event never occurred
@@amongussus9042 ik
In lore they were in a cave but if you wanna be funny they were with block stash man
12:16 Did you choose this clip because of the minion in the background?
Hahah I didn’t even notice!
“Tonight we steal, ZA MOON”
YEAHHHHHH
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Here's 2.15$."
"Build a rocket"
Got me😭🙏💀
"Why do they look like mighty beanz"
Thats a good question😨
14:21 That happens quite often. If the parents weren't too great, as grandparents their personality shifts.
Happened to my grandfather. Had little to do with my mother as she grew up, but wanted to spend time with me.
There is a giant fan at swim practice that looks like Gru's car. That fan was pretty despicable.
9:12 Feel free to call me dirty minded, but I just realized this scene has a different meaning...
0:01 I allways thought this logo was a shadow of a guys face instead of gru lol
Same
Yes bro😭
Same lol
I can't unsee it
Omg...now I cant unsee it 💀
love the part where he explained how the movie tricked a generation
1:46 always used to think this was gru😭😭😭😭😭
Same here 😂 it was only till a few years ago when I found out it wasn't
@@ScarletBlackKat same😭
I missed the part where this tricked a generation
10:05 hey, just because she is a mummy herself doesnt mean she cant still love her own mummy
8:21 He Gru up in the hood.
Funny
Two cartoon movies I never joke with:
Despicable me 1
Kungfu Panda 1
0:43 it’s been 45 seconds I’m Already dying!😂😂
Lol
Vector's face looks like a freaking barnacle
bro predicted double life with his thumbnail 💀💀
“Also not gonna shove an ad in your face here”
Immediately gets an ad
same LMAOOO
It all started with Scarlet Overkill.
16:17 Yeah... Not Only Are His House Gonna Blow Up... Probably The Earth Too....😅😅😅
It actually won’t since the atmosphere will just destroy it. (I think)
@Griffin_61 But Its Arleady Inside The Atmosphere, Beacuse Its In Its House.
@@steven-s0s994 I said I think I don’t know I just estimated. 😭
The banker looks like a mix of Danny DeVito and Dilbert's boss.
rewatching this movie i now realize that that vector painted the pyramids to be like the sky so no one could see them and there are right behind his house. 10:08
Okay, even if the cookie scene didn't make any sense, it led to some of the most iconic dialogue in kid's films in the new millennium.
"What are you warming up for?"
"Stuff."
"What kind of stuff?"
"Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand"
"Like sleeping?"
"THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!!!"
If you can't tell, I'm in that perfect age group that is hardwired to love this movie for life.
18:02
is vector just doing the karma dance on the moon?
before karma?
It’s suppose to represent him suffacating
"Gru is a bich"
Dude the nostalgia I felt from this video was off the charts. I remember watching these movies all my life the first one came out when I was 2 I remember always dying laughing at vector being weird with the shrink ray and the scene where gru has the shrink ray in his boxers and the “do you want to explode” bit and I have continued to love all of these movies and just saw the 4th one 3 days ago and just seeing someone experience these movies for the first time was incredible
It was at that moment, that I realized...
I think Darzii mostly just chooses titles that sound cool.
Good video
I was never all that good with words tbh
@@TheRealDarzii Ah, that makes sense
Fun fact in Minions, Gru stole the imperial state crown, the literal crown. The gems on that thing is worth 3-5 billion pounds, which is 4-6.5 billion USD, and the cullinan is 400mil by itself, AND there are about 10,400 minions and basically over half of them have 1-2 dollars.
I could barely understand the plot of this film when I first watched this. At 5 years old, I thought vector’s piranha was named “oh yeah” 😂😂😂 idk how I thought that tho
Wait, was it not a shark? 🦈
Oh right, the Piranha used in his Piranha gun!
"Does anyone actually remember Despicable Me?"
Me who has been watching El Macho and Vector memes like a maniac for years
15:42 I DID IM THE ONE WHO ASKED
thanks for not undeservingly dunking so intensely on this movie like so many people like to do.
2:28 He’s technically right tho
Yeah
Remember that Gru is also 14 feet tall. He could've destroyed Vector with his bare hands at the beginning of the movie. He didn't just for sportiveness
Awe, he's so kind
My man is releasing series before the new instalments, so he has content for 4 months. Genius
darzii: i'm not gonna put an ad in your face
youtube: Nuh uh * puts a 30 second unskippable ad in my face*
Despicable Me is criminally underrated, I’m glad Illumination exists, despite them making many mediocre movies. With the (not) recent releases of Minions Rise of Gru & The Super Mario Bros movie shows that illumination can cook.
6:51 As a kid and now I've NEVER realised Vector's home was partially a pyramid. 😭💀
5:39 nah bro roasted him 💀
his roast did not age well after that “no females” tho
Bro your humor and jokes are so funny🤣. You got a new subscriber.
hopefully despicable me 4 will be good unlike some 4th movies....
Shrek 4 is fire tho🙏🙏
No idea what you’re talking about 🤔
@@nickstrogo i fully agree
@@TheRealDarzii John wick 4😭🙏
@@TheRealDarzii avengers 4 (endgame) is mid on rewatch. It was overhyped
"who will gru be tonight? Thats the question"
6:33 the dirt pie has genshin impact on it
Really happy i spent my time sitting through a recap just to get a "yeah it's pretty good" and nothing else
16:59 "we are vru"
😂
"Despicable me is darker than you think!" proceeds to summarize the movie and not explain any dark details or events
It’s crazy that gru gets a girl only after like 300ish dates
That gru rizz
you are the person who gave me the biggest realization of who voiced gru
I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THE SAME GUY WHO SAYS...
no...
NO...
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THAT STEVE CARELL!!!!
exercise i thought you said extra fries
Minions be like: random bull shi- right now
Love it 1:19 SOOO TRUE
bro actually predicted double life with the thumbnail 💀💀
6:54 💀Shadow relax! Relax Shadow! lookin ah 😂
Honestly the minions were never the reason why I remember the Despicable Me movies so fondly. They were just unique movies with super rememberable characters, especially Gru. I saw the minions just as funny side characters, while the world turned them into a religion of their own.
Whenever I tell people I like this movie I have to specify I like it because of Gru. Because each time, they automatically think of the minions.
I like the part where he explains how the film tricked an entire generation
7:41 that bendy jumpscare brings me memories
?
@@extraterrestrialcontent the jumpscare sound comes from bendy and the ink machine
5:17 Gru stopped aging after he lost his hair.... Ain't no way bro could procreate a child if that wasn't the case
Theory: the minions are eatting their kind.. which is the banana's
Now that’s a game theory
@@TheRealDarziiuhm actually its a film theory 🤓☝🏻
i thought minions were aquatic creatures
So bananas are actually Minions' severed wieners?
well actually they are evolved from fishes
7:03 "Playing valorant at the highest level in his basement" is crazy💀
4:26 it would also mess with earth’s rotation axis and you don’t want that.
I want that.
Same, this guy was wrong 2 people want it@@nihilisticpancake308
@@nihilisticpancake308 I'm pretty sure you will probably just be in a black void when it happens
"Lucky sit,*Lucky the Goat poops on the floor* Lucky i said sit /:
"Heres $2 and 15 cents build a rocket😂"13:58
Double life _ahh_ thumbnail 😂
I love how this video is very well paced. Its a good video and doesn't make me feel like i'm scraping a barnacle off the side of a ship unlike some other people I have seen that talk about movie in this way.
+ respect
Mission passed
You can see at 16:32 that Gru's backpack has so microscopic RCS Thrusters, so no he wouldn't float in space for infinity
11:40 Bro is that the grandma from hoodwinked?
Looks like her, right???
@@TheRealDarzii Absolutely, it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out they borrowed the model to use for the movie 5 years after hoof winked came out.
when you said "mighty beans" i had a flashback-
6:33 You got me to like just because of this 😂😂😂
My boyfriend and I just saw Despicable Me 4 today, and we had so many good laughs in that damn cinema.
Thats awesome! I'm excited to see it
I Saw Despicable Me 4At AMC Theaters July 5th
How is Gru 50? I would've guessed he'd be at least 30 or about 40. There's not a single grey eyebrow hair. AND if he's 50, so is his twin brother which is EXTREMELY UNBELIEVABLE.
But Darzii... I Knew all the meanings and themes at only 5 years old
well they're not a lab experiment since they've canonically lived since the stoneage
I just learned this haha
The villain didn't replace the pyramids with inflatables, Egypt did that to cover it up to keep tourists coming.
4:33 You missed the opportunity to say "A small loan of a million dollars"