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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2016
- Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks, breaks it down. Tell us what you think in the comment section below. www.tytnetwork.com/join
"The woman who was supposed to take Donald Trump’s coat wasn’t hot enough.
It was March 8, 2011, and Comedy Central’s “Roast of Donald Trump” was set to film the next day.
The plan called for Trump to be driven onto the stage in a gilded golf cart flanked by beautiful women. There, he’d hand his coat to another woman before taking his seat on the roastee’s throne. But during the dress rehearsal, Trump grabbed Robert Ferkle, who served as the production’s stage manager.
The proposed woman, Trump said, was “not somebody he wanted to be associated with at that moment,” Ferkle recalled. “In other words, she was not pretty enough.”
To appease Trump, Comedy Central moved the actress elsewhere on the stage, Ferkle said. The show went on.
And what a show it would be.
The Huffington Post interviewed most key figures in planning the roast, and obtained copies of draft jokes marked up by Trump’s trademark black Sharpie."
Read more here: www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t...
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If he won, just imagine how terrible the White House Correspondence Dinner would be. It would consist entirely of him making "hey, isn't Rosie O'Donnell ugly?" 'jokes.'
Michael Ramon lmao yeah
No woman should EVER have to be shamed over her appearance...DAE think Drumpf is a fat orange guy with an anus for a mouth? #feminism #bodypositivity
I don't know how Trump is going to handle being called an official loser on election day. And his Deplorables oh man
He's been gearing up for that outcome for a while now by saying he doesn't believe the polls won't be rigged. There is no way he'll accept the loss as a legitimate one.
Clearly, the whole thing was fixed, with support from the Muslims, Jews, Mexicans, the Republican party, and pretty much anyone else he can try and blame this on...
In his alternate reality he will have won - bigly.
STM And then blames everyone, and makes up a Mexian-Muslim-Jew-China-Democratic conspiracy, and it was all everyone else fault he lost. What a sad piece of shit he is... And he doesn't even man up to it...
live melt down on tv would be the most truthful and entertaining way to go. Full out, toys out of the pram, tantrum. Lying face down on the ground sobbing, banging tiny fits and feet in despair. That would make America great again.
Why doesn't Trump just proclaim he is the richest man in the world and get it over with already?
Cause... Bill Gates...
Liam J He could claim to be a half-cyborg alien sent from the future to fight off an evil race of space invaders... on the back of flying giraffe... while shooting laser beams from his eyes... And they'd STILL buy it...
+Lord Paladin the birther movement kiddies couldn't handle that much irony. mass head implosions everywhere!
Not the richest and certainly not the most interesting man in the world.
But one of the funniest since Grouch Marx.
Putting this roast together had to be pretty damn painful for the producers. I wonder if the $400,000 was even worth all the headache.
If you look at the history, Joan Rivers was the last real comedian to be roasted (Roseanne showed up eventually) and the Hoff was the moment Comedy Central officially gave up on the roast tradition... basically, donald was the shark to jump, too bad they only got a trout.
Warren Buffett just burned T-Rump showing all his 72 tax returns and he gave to charity more money 2015 than Tiny Hands Don is worth !
So how'd *this* guy become the king of the "I hate Political Correctness" crowd again???
Name recognition, xenophobia, and fear-driven authoritarianism. SAD!
People who cry about political correctness tend to be very thin skinned.
Best post of the year lol. so true
+JPfromFlint Liberals and leftists are thin skinned.
+Tupu Tati I'd definitely say conservatives are even more thin skinned. that's why they get all up and arms over what OTHER people are doing...
I just realized how sad the White House Correspondents dinner would be if Trump is in office.
That's why Obama joked that this year's could be the last.
xXmlg420yoloswag69Xx Hillary doesn't take too kindly to jokes either.... but your point still stands if we dont "pokemon go to the polls!"
deathowl911 She was pretty good on SNL, and on Between Two Ferns.
***** For Hillary Clinton, yes, I wasn't expecting it to be funny.
MrDelta4444 Im glad you "corrected the record"
The "Call me Mr. Trump" thing is exactly why we saw that odd exchange in the first debate where he pointedly tried to confirm that "Secretary Clinton" was the correct way to address her.
I'd bet dollars to donuts that he had a pre-debate agreement to use "Mr. Trump" and "Secretary Clinton" and in a Psychologist designed power move to rattle him, she jumped right into using Donald and it drove him nuts. That's what he was so off balance all night. Hilary f-ed him over with (tiny)mindgames!
Kudos Hils!
I nominate this top 5 vids of 2016
real talk
Alien Life is Real Trump makes it so easy.
+Johnny Blazem I nominate your comment as top 5 worst comments of 2015
You need to get out more often.
Me too! So funny ! it was comic relief totally needed during this campaign!
I'm a little more worried about a failed Secretary of State trying to become POTUS.
As opposed to a human failure?
Dillian Duffy See, that's all you have. HRC is a failed Secretary of State. That's more important than Donald's crass, asswipe behavior.
And u want a failed business man instead, have at it.
you're on every tyt video, how much do they pay you?
Revan Grey You think I need to be paid to make factually correct and accurate comments about the failed Secretary of State, her arming of terrorists in Libya, etc.?
I dont think I have ever heard TYT point out that Hillary makes a point of only calling "Mr Trump" Donald during the debates. She intentionally only calls him Donald whenever referring to him specifically to piss him off. Its her way of showing she has absolutely no respect for him. The fact that he insists everyone call him "Mr Trump" makes it even better that she only says Donald.
Trump made such a big deal in the first debate of making sure that Hillary was content with being called "Secretary Clinton". He specifically asked her in front of everyone if that would be an acceptable title for her and she agreed then she proceeded to call him Donald all night. So much burn. I love it.
Why is Trump so insecure? It is the small hands?
motoquasi made me chuckle, take a like
you know what they say about hand size
@@InWeCome 😏 lol
Too be fair, saying Trump's hair looks great is pretty funny.
"You just tell them you met Mr. Trump!" -Donald Trump to a young Daniel Radcliffe.
Daniel's response. ...No, you tell them you met Harry Potter.
No, Daniel's response... "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!"
Actually, a simple 'RIDDIKULUS' would suffice in Trump's case.
Guillermo St It's perfect! It's perfect I can't stop laughing!
hey Guillermo funny finding you here, been enjoying your Blade Runner videos!
I work at a company with 200,000 employees and all of the executives including the CEO are called by their first names by everyone.
He's Dr.Evil "One Beelion Dollars"
If I was Comedy Central, I would have loved to have all the jokes, and say none of the punchlines. Just let it be a one awkward moment with no laughter, over, and over. Audience looking confused. I'd be more than happy to see it become a complete train-wreck. THAT, would be the joke. THAT would be the biting comedy on Trump.
Not sure if the hair thing or the space station thing is more pathetic.
I'm pretty sure Trump's hair has it's own digestive system.
OMG! Too funny. I'm going to have to borrow that one.
Or ecosystem.lol
xCaptxCrunchx Ah! That's what ate his brain!!!
Maybe even a reproductive system.
If you go to Alex Jones channel, he proves Trump is a nice man who should be president.
roasted!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
By prove, do you mean rant and rave about demons?
Liam J Yep :)
Alex Jones has inside sources that can guarantee Trump would make a great president. Also he does NOT smell like sulfur and flies are NOT attracted to him. If his sources say so it must be true.
This is funnier than the roast itself
I remember that roast. The first time a roast felt like an entire session of ass kissing.
That's why Hillary always calls him Donald she knows this
One could argue that Trump saying his hair is great is a joke.
Trump brings to light the ugliness of the white race.
He is not white, he is orange, or Orange American if I were to be PC about it.
+Slowburn If he was from Utah, would he be an Orange Utahn?
+liquidminds if he was from New Jersey, would he be from Orange County?
Drue Buono Wake up and get a life.
Your comment is highly racist
everyone should have been calling him Donny
Make America a Safe Space Again.
- Donald J. Trump -
Trump doesn't need jokes. He is the joke.
lol yea... in all fairness Hillary could and should just take a few weeks off and sit on a beach somewhere because the Donald will do all the work himself.... and that's despite what you may think of Hillary
#ProjectVeritas
They had to call him "Mr. Trump" on Celebrity Apprentice, too.
They should have overly exaggerated his wealth and power, saying he has 7 trillion and similar things.
That would have been funny as an inside thing, with everyone _actually_ making fun of Trump by mocking his dumb ass. But the audience wouldn't have been in on the joke, so it wouldn't have come off as funny to them or the viewers.
Trump wanted 10 billion at first, but then agreed to 7 billion! Art of the Deal
I my experience, everyone who insists on being called "Mr.", "Mrs.", or "Ms.", only does so because they have no real honorific, such as Dr.
Who cares loser!!!!
Well, “my hair looks great“ is actually sarcasm... even if he doesn´t know it. lol
thats the thing its was not met to be sarcasm .
Maybe things would have been better if Donald Trump actually said sorry about what he said in the bus and claim he did not know there was a microphone recording his "locker room talk".
Actually, I thought Donald's hair "joke" was funny. If they had said that sarcastically and stopped with an awkward pause, people would have laughed. Donald would have been super embarrassed.
Ironically, no one could have roasted trump more than trump himself.
We now can say he's roasted. Very well done.
This video was better than the roast itself
the three people who I still refer to as mister
Mr Rogers
Mr T.
my high school math teacher.
His brand is associated with the perception of wealth, therefore he needs people to think he's wealthy. It's why he won't release his tax returns.
There's only 2 reasons that a so called billionaire would want to be president with a salary of only $400k per year in my opinion.
1) He is power hungry
2) He's broke
It's the Comedy Central roast of Cenk Uygur, featuring Atheism-Is-Unstoppable, Sargon of Akkad, Chris Ray Gun, Vernaculis, Top Hats and Champagne. and your Roastmaster General, Alex Jones.
He's not insecure about his wealth. He doesn't want anyone to know he is living off the money he steals from others. I want to see his taxes.
Actually "Look how great my hair looks" is a pretty great joke, when it's about Drumpf's hair.
Especially since the idiot would say it seriously and mean it
“My hair is great. What’s the deal with that?” [pause for laughter]
Your a disgrace to humanity
Trump's hair also doesn't have 2 billion dollars let alone 7 billion
This guy's not allowed to be President for several things. One of them's not being able to laugh at one's self.
@6:15 No, Cenk. Saying Trump's hair looks great actually IS a joke.
I have a joke. Ok. Wait..wait...wait...ok.
Donald Trump!
I actually feel sorry for Trump. I have never seen anybody that insecure either. Ego + insecurity are not mutually exclusive. Unfortunately a vey dangerous combination.
i'm gonna miss these trump segments, he really was the entertainment of this election
You are such a loser
@@fotini777 says the loser replying to a 4-year-old comment about a topic that's no longer relevant.
I am sure when he gets photographed he also gets the results airbrushed to look bigger in the crotch. And even still it is barely bigger than a mouse's. Points to anyone who knows what I am referencing lol.
Your a disgrace to humanity and a loser
at some point money loses its value
roughly that's around $500 m
but money say its at the $100 m
I hate Trump but that was just not true, at least not from the roasters. Lisa called him Joe Trump, Seth called him Donald. And they did not make jokes about him being not that rich but they did say "you put more worthless hotels than an autistic child playing monopoly" and "No one is going to cry when you get cancer" and I don't care if he didn't laugh or not, most of the jokes were awesome, they even made fun of his marriage, his hotels, his hair, him running for president, the way he pronounce huge, and many more stuff. It was one of my favorite roasts so for me it's fine if he didn't laugh, he probably went nuts after the roast I mean you had the mean queen and Anthony Jeselnik for fuck's sake!
I suggest reading the entire article in Huffpost. I think the Mr. Trump thing is more of a behind the scenes thing he told staffers, but it gives you insight into why Hillary always called him 'Donald' in the debate. They know it gets under his skin.
And yeah, when you watch the video Trump seems to be enjoying himself, laughing along in his own quirky way. Unlike the way he acted during the white house correspondence dinner with Seth Myers.
The article.
www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-inside-story-of-donald-trumps-comedy-central-roast-is-everything-you-thought-it-would-be_us_57fbed42e4b0e655eab6c191
jeselnik for president!
I remember that joke. The look on Trump was priceless and to this day he still can't get over it. Seth said a while ago.
Read the article. I knew that they paid Trump 400,000 and it went to "charity" but then it also said this "You could see the comedians were struggling to get jokes out.” I did not see that, specially with Lisa, Anthony and Seth. Still it's always fun to see Trump get roasted even though some jokes were not allowed, for me it was hilarious.
Alex Treviño Agreed. Huff's reporting is admittedly a bit slanted. They despise Trump. ^^ They almost make it seem like the entire thing flopped. Fun story nonetheless.
It's not one and a half inches, it's two inches
That moment you have to negotiate jokes at a roast to make yourself look more rich.... make sense? Didn't think so lol
Yes thanks tyt, for delivering the most important news, forget the wiki leaks, forget the clear biased moderators etc
Call him Mr. Vain.
you guys should opt for boom mics and not clip mics. you keep peaking when you yell and it sounds horrendous.
trump reminds me of Jay Gatsby.
Well remember his feeling play a big part in is day to day value
"Look how great it looks" is a much funnier joke than those other hair jokes. Someone should have demanded to see the birth certificate for the thing on his head, that's a funny one.
Your a loser
and this is the "alpha" male so many male supporters look up to
Cenk you don't understand, someone saying that Trump's hair looks great is a joke. His hair looks like a corn husk.
so he has always been lying about not being that rich.
News to me.... I didn't know Comedy Central goes over the jokes with the "roastee" before filming. That pretty much takes the joy (and point) out of the show. It's all an act, pretty much. Last time I watch that.
Ross and Jeselnik's sets were awesome.
He did 2. He did one for the Fryers too.
So is this the real reason why "The situation" bombed so hard? No, probably not.
Well the truth is I hear squirrels and eagles love his toupe course they are thinking what a weird nest.
Feel like it's at least as much about maintaining a brand than it is about his feelings.
It sounds like Trump is more of a robot that Rubio. "I do not understand this human concept of 'Hue-more' What means this, 'Hue-more'?"
06:57 The word two has a single syllable. The word seven has two syllables. How about five, six, eight or ten instead of ruining the rhythm of the line?
Best joke of the roast.
We got a: pimp, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pornographer. ....
and then 8 white people.
I'd gladly make Trump's hair joke. I would say it dripping with sarcasm in a context of comparing it to roadkill, but I'd say it.
Have NEVER seen Tramp laugh, ever! What a fun guy.
Jeff Ross lies for a living. Also a comedian. He's said some really questionable stuff regarding politics
Can't wait for this to be covered in the Jimmy Dore show.
you can just see the soul leave cenk's body after the "look how great it looks"
That part was funny 'He's an insecure shell of a man!'.
Snoop gets up on stage at a Trump roast and says words to the effect of, "So, Trump's running for the white house. And, why not? I mean, it wouldn't be the first black family he's kicked out of their home".
Respect Mr Trumps gender pronouns!
jim james you get the Internet award for most underrated comment of the day
Just so you know, in Britain "trump" is whimsical word for "fart" - I can't but wonder if Trump is aware of this, hence his insistence of "Mr.". To be fair "trump" simply a contraction of "trumpet". Though, in the context of the present US political debacle, the thought that the republican nominee is an idiot buffoon called "Mr Fart", seems somehow perfectly appropriate. From now on, you should say "Did you just Trump?".
There should be "The Young Americans" group in Turkey, spewing rhetoric about retaking Constantinople, alongside with Russian forces. There can only be either USA or Turkey in NATO, let the rest choose.
There are a bunch of idiots out there that think he is tough. I would like to see him do 5 push ups or 5 pull ups. That would be funny!!
Climbing Everest is tough. #letgarydebate
OMG! he also describes Leafy in this video.
Can we revisit this? Seems pertinent today.
Jokes didn't need a punchline. He IS the punchline.
Even if Trump WAS a billionaire I'm thinking he might not be one much longer... seeing what he's done to his 'brand'.
As a Brit I laugh every time I hear about Donald Trump because trump is the word for fart in British slang.
Still better than 95% of Jimmie's jokes.
Jeff Ross talked about it before ..
Cool, cool, something about Trump writing jokes.
Now about Clinton whose been writing question for supposedly neutral news and debate moderators... you know, something actually relevant and dangerous? You know, actual reporting.
Wow he is insecure
call me mr. flintstone, i can make ya bed rock
I agree. Now he's being exposed and thus losing his prestige...... Oh how he underestimated the dirty game of politics!
KING ALEX JONES DESTROYED YOUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dadee3 you call him your king? ok...
How?
Dadee3 Alex Jones is fool. Clearly that makes u the bigger fool for following him. Fool.
I guarantee that if someone said "Look how great Trump's hair looks," I would laugh. Because they're obviously not serious. I don't think sarcasm was what Trump was going for though.
Didn't they already roast him on Comedy Central
Trump has flushed out all the garbage in the US - the only people who would vote for this joke must be a joke.
Can you blame the man? He put a lot into that hairdo. He even attacked his own wife over sending him to a second-rate hairpluggist.