How Strong is My Manhole......
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- Опубліковано 2 вер 2021
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Sup Matt
awesome video!
Bet
i love u matt!
10/10 title
Matt probably has a pretty resilient manhole.
Who doesn’t fire snipers at their manhole
@@frankgio779 truuuue
Somewhere in alternate universe
Why is ur comment game so strong?
If I was a bad guy, and the person I was after ripped a manhole out of the street, there would be no need to test if it's bullet proof because I'd be setting a new land speed record the other direction.
best comment
😂
Cappoo 😀 glad to see you here man had to do a double take when I saw your name
😂that is definitely the appropriate course of action 😂
Bruh, Genius! XD. i cant stop laughing, for both ( ur comment and also Matt keeps on saying, Penetrating my Manhole XD
omg. this guy brings a smile to my face whenever i watch him. there's not many things to smile about anymore these days, so it's good to have people like matt.
I love his manhole.
Love the way matt stays in context throughout the whole vid proving me that im inmature as hell😂
Matt(in the past): "this is a family friendly channel!"
*also Matt*: "lets see if a magnum can penetrate my manhole"
Don't tell Mere! 🏳️🌈
Also:
“Mmm, that was a powerful magnum going into my manhole. “
@@user-sr5so5rm7s (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@@user-sr5so5rm7s (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Magnum dong...
Mere: "Where have you been?"
Matt: "In the woods, penetrating my manhole"
One of the only reasons that I came to this video what's to see comments like this good job my man
If ever there were a time to not tell Mere...
I thought Mere was his manhole? /shrug
@@vickivallencourt4169 😳🤐
As soon as I saw the title I thought, “take a drink every time Matt says ‘manhole’ “
Huge mistake.
Matt, manholes are H20 (10,000 pounds) rated. that means they are designed for fully loaded trucks to stop on them. Also, they are made of Ductile iron, not cast iron. for a real challenge get a casting from Neenah foundry, they have castings designed for Airports.
The intros to your vids are my favorite. Pure unabashed childish fun! Puts a smile on my face every time.
From one man to another, I couldn’t imagine taking all those loads and not even flinch! You my friend have a strong manhole!
What have you done?
I love you
I-uh… cool
Thats a giggity 🤣
The fuck...
This man never grew up, he's a kid with a beard, money, and a very patient wife.😂
And that’s why we love him.
And look at you... The same.
I don't know dude that sounds like most dads
@@bornstellar104 how the fuck do you know ?
His wife couldnt be mad if she wanted to. He's making ridiculous amounts of money
Matt, I love the level of effort you put into your busted intros. Cracks me up everytime.
Fun with a little bit of learning and a whole lotta cool shots. My type of channel for my manhole.
Matt: “That was a powerful Magnum going in my Manhole”
Matt: “so far we’ve only gotten a 1/2inch penetration into my manhole”
I’m dead after these.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
i was about to comment something like this with the "we need something thicker and longer to peneitrate"
That is kinda small for some people taste ;)
"we got these ropes tied to my giant manhole and they go to my truck"
"deep and really hurt my manhole"
This isn’t what I was looking for when I googled man hole destruction
I like your honesty...
🤣
But its what I needed.
Lol
@Fax are you a taliban recruiter or something?
All the years of watching Matt's videos I have never thought he would take soo much about his man 🕳
you're one of the funniest people alive. WE LOVE YOU
ATF: *zooms in with satellite* “this is the property of the man hoarding weapons”
*small birds eye view of Matt running across his property in turtle suit with katanas*
Underrated comment 😭
@@Gldn1017 give it time 👌😎
Lmfao
😂😂😂🤣🖕🖕🖕 I can not with these comment best comment section I've ever been in!!!!
@@Gldn1017 ATF: “we’ll see how much your man-hole can truly endure in the federal penitentiary”
I could just imagine being one of Matts' kids and looking out the window and seeing Matt running around in a teenage mutant ninja costume and just thinking to my self "Dad being himself again"
His kids will for sure have the best memories haha. Matt's so goofy.
There goes dad again 😒
@@jorgemontero2554 I want to see Matt do some pranks on mere or the kids
“My Dad is so cool
She probably has to send the kids out to wrangle their dad back inside for supper.
11:08 i’m not a gun owner so it’s not often i can relate to things matt says, but this, does put a smile on my face
anitary. this got to be the funniest episode and i have watched them all.
I love how you’re so comfortable talking about your manhole
It's almost like he's already used to, you see?
U
I didn’t think I wanted to know about How strong Matt’s manhole is, but I was actually very surprised at how well it did
🤣🤣
Z16th like
I thought it would have gotten wrecked.
@@TheIntJuggler his manhole got penetrated, but definitely not wrecked.
The angle he was shooting it only increased its survivability. Standard .50 cal round has about 16mm of penetration and a AP round has around 26. if he was shooting that manhole dead flat with the standard .50 cal round it would of gone through most likely.
Man, this is one of my favorite videos! Hello from frosty Alaska!
Matt just told the same joke for 17 minutes straight. Thats dedication.
We love it down at the police station. It's a lot of what we do here. "Only getting 1/2" of penetration on my man hole" that really hits home with us cops.
"I didn't get that shit here for them not to laugh. Gonna hammer the joke till they crack, and they'll do before I get my .50 out !" Matt probably
18 minutes actually 🤣🤣
After big joint this is extra funny😂
And we all watched the entire video lmao
I usually don't crack up but I laughed every time he said manhole. His demeanour is so funny that it makes corny jokes funny every time.
Hah gay
I’m with you there🤣🤣🤣
This is the best video you have ever made.
I recently acquired a Keltec P50 and I had the same malfunction when I first broke them in. I honestly believe the feeding issue is due to the mag itself… as it happened with each brand new mag. I haven’t experienced any other issues.
"That was a powerful magnum going into my manhole"
-Matt carriker 2021.
Why do people call it a magnum tho it's not.
@@memphisriecks33 according to a quick google check, it is indeed a magnum round by the vague criteria for designation as a magnum
but u don't shout it of a mag but the more ya know I guess.
That's what Donut Operator said
Lmao bro I was rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe taking a drink everytime Matt said "My manhole" wasn't such a good idea.
Lol dude Matt is classic specially those intros aye
So, you're saying Matt's manhole did some real damage to your liver?
that depends on the drink and it's size, i'm doing it with single malt whiskey... gave up after the 4th mention? i think? i dont feel to good.
Softy . I've had for candies, 4x 500 ml beers and 2 x brandy and coca cola 1x G and T and about 7 blunts. Hopefully this makes sense have great evening
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405
Softy . I've had for candies, 4x 500 ml beers and 2 x brandy and coca cola 1x G and T and about 7 blunts. Hopefully this makes sense have great evening
I'm glad you had the correct thumbnail for this video.
This was a riot Matt! Feel like I learned alot 😂😂
Sooo for 10 videos now I have reccomended that Matt look up all of the gun related Guinness world records and attempt them. I stand by that statement. But I have recently learned that the GWR has gone woke and dropped its gun related records sooo... what if Matt did them and challenged other youtubers to beat his record. Matt could make his own gun world record book and sell it! I'd buy that.
This is honestly a really good idea!
Are you seeing how many videos it will take to notice
That's a big brain move right there
Your idea could make him million or more
Great idea!
*Mer looks out the window*
*Sees Matt running around in a ninja turtle costume*
Mer: "Hmm, must be Thursday."
seems about right
Matt: This is a family friendly channel
Also Matt: Let’s see what destroy my manhole
Wow all of the work for an intro that’s amazing Matt!
“It’ll put a little bit of fire in my manhole” -Matt
Exactly my thoughts after eating Taco Bell
Try a Carolina reaper... Blue flames.. 😅
“Now the age old question can a magnum penetrate my man hole” -Matt I think he has some stuff to tell us
A good taco should bring fire twice
What are people eating at Taco Bell specifically that seems to make them need to commit 3rd Degree Murder on their toilets
Matt’s humor is like he is a middle schooler. I appreciate it
Matt can be in any new action/comedy movies like a pro.
One of my favorite things about his channel
I think Matt represents what a lot of men really want to be when they grow up: grown up kids.
Because that's the age group of most of his viewers, or at least their mentality.
@@tubeonline629 yes that's my mentality, have a problem with that?
This man always passes the vibe check
I was laughing the whole video😭 the way he casually talks about his “manhole” is too funny😂
Matt " how strong is my manhole"
*Navy takes notice
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
As a former Naval Submariner I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.
Squids!!
@@chipburns4123 🐙
Matt has the biggest strongest manhole I have ever seen. His manhole can really take a pounding.
Stfu😂
AAAAAAhhahahahaha
Having a blast with his manhole
@@triggercrank Having a Blast _in_ his manhole 😏
Everyone feels like the world needs more Matts.
Frankly, we need more Mere's, who can put up with Matts!
Dude you are Super funny…..loved the genius use of the manhole 🕳 comments 🤣🤣
This manhole is like a budget Captain America shield. It's got the star on it and everything
Maybe that's where they got the inspiration for the shield from.
Its Captain California's Shield
@@Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi exactly.
Yup brown star on his man hole 🕳 🤣
@Fax no
Matt said "manhole" 33 times in this video. That's an average of 1.9 manholes in each minute
He's done in ten minutes, what has taken me years.
I had wondered how many times he'd said that the word was losing all meaning to me thanks for having done the work XD
James A Janisse, is that you?
@@ComicalSeadoggo guilty as charged 🙌
Yeah, Demolition Ranch totally fawks!
i love when matt posts videos of him playing with his manholes.
Bro I know that thing is heavy but when he shot the 12 gauge slug it didn’t move at all whatsoever when the slug hit, awesome slow mo, keep up the great work!!
We all love you Matt
This manhole needs to be a permanent addition to Matt's range as a bottomless source of puns.
Can a magnum Penetrate my manhole
-Demolition Matt 2021
A bottomless manhole?
I see what you did there
Not quite bottomless
Warpath : Let’s put DemolitionRanch in our game!
Matt : talks about his manhole for 18 minutes
Underrated
To be fair that's fraud, that game is the WORST. Honestly king papshit game.
Lol, he did sell his soul in that bit at the end, I was laughing and cringing at the same time, but if that money helps buy guns and fund exciting projects I'm down with it!
He was so deadpan though you could tell he was just reading, it's amusing they couldn't find a shirt big enough for his neck too!
These intros are out of hand. And I love it.
You have my dream gun, the 12 gauge rifle. Love it.
For anyone who was wondering how much Matt talked about his manhole the word "Manhole" was said 36 times over this video....Someone is obsessed with the strength of their manhole.
Edit: Missed 2 manholes. I will never forgive myself
lol
That’s half as many as I would have guessed.
I'm obsessed with this manhole as well
36
35 times
If you were strong enough to lift that thing by hand you really don't have to worry about bullets. Maybe a bus.
if you were strong enough to rip that manhole out of the street, even a bus probably wouldn't bother you. Maybe if they started shooting tanks at you, then I might get a bit worried, unless I was the Scottinator, then sticking a thumb in it would be all the patching up you'd need.
Exactly!
Oh my gosh I just came back to this channel congrats on 10 million last time I watched you were at 3.5 million holy crap you’ve come so far man
Bro the shell got me week🤣🤣 @0:49
“That was a powerful magnum going into my manhole” still laughing from that.
That was so sus bruh
Why u gae?
This is my favorite episode of "Mentally Unstable Adult Karate Tortoise"!
Ah yes.
M.U.A.K.T.
The best Saturday morning cartoon!
OMG he needs to get three of his other gun buddies and make that show.
@@R_411 Yes!
@DemolitionRanch beat intro yet really brought back the nastalga
You are a legend 😂😂, brilliant stuff.
Matt: doesn’t swear in his videos. Also Matt: likes to talk about his manhole a little bit too much
🏳️🌈
Yeah Once was funny. 34 times. Not so much
He’s like FlannelDaddies comment section - staying out there on the adults only edge. . . There’s always column off if it get to folks.
@@malachiSmith1 I think it made it more funny the longer he kept the joke going! 🤣
People: what does your dad do for living
His kids: he films himself playing with his manhole
This is by far the funniest video by Matt all of his videos are funny but this is it lol
The manhole puns really made this video something special!
Lets be honest, the only reason he chose the Desert Eagle for this test is so he could say "Magnum" and "Manhole" in the same sentence repeatedly, without having to subject himself to shooting the S&W500 revolver
You me S&W500 “MAGNUM”….lol!! What Matt needs is Scott from Kentucky Ballistics to shoot at Matt’s Manhole with his S&W500 MAGNUM!!!
@@txvet7738 LOL!
"Now we will see if my manhole is strong enough to withstand the load from this long barrel" 🤣
Matt's explanation of cast iron: "It doesn't dent"
Matt after every shot: "No dents"
It doesn't bend
cast iron is great if you want your armour to never move and never dent
who gets the taco?
💙💙👏👏👏
And be heavy as hell😂
This man never disappoints with his intros 😂😂
Mat will always have the best intros. 😂
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Watching Matt play with his man hole.
Wife: I'm not even going to ask....
You win the internet for the day
Best comment 🤣🤣🤣
Wife chose, wisely
This whole video I felt like Matt was trying his absolute hardest to be de-monetized. Matt, all you have to do is say “welcome to Demolition Ranch” and your already de-monetized. You really don’t have to try that hard.
i like that people are chill now
i mean, your manhole was in pretty much everyone's mouth and on everyone's tougue today and they all were ok with that
matt is such a serious gun guy so i was dying hearing him talk about manholes
Matt: "lets try a magnum round." (Pulls out DE)
"Sad 500 magnum noises"
who gets the taco tho?
@@redmist6630 lol we should all get one taco😂
@@redmist6630 Hmm...my lady's taco is pretty good, but I don't share it. Mild sauce, baby...
@@jmr1068204 i like old el paso taco sauce on my tacos. but no sour cream, stuff just hides the flavors
Matt: "We don't have a forklift out here."
Matt: owns a bobcat.
Bobcat: makes forklift attachments for their skid-steers.
Right! 😠 Autocorrect.
Lol. Good point.
But what’s the fun in that? Then you can’t make a swing/gong/hanging target 😂
He actually has the forklift attachment.
Bobcat don't make forklift attachments for their skid-steers at all, other after-market companies do.
When life becomes to hard to stand Kneel ✝️ Love that 🙏🏻
Bro this is the funniest video bro i cant with this😂😂😂😂 the commentary is 100
“Matt - How strong is my man hole” (Ron Jeremy lurking in the background) “I’ll be the test of that”
Where’s GarandThumb when you need him?
“That was a powerful magnum going into my man hole”
Yep, I cackled pretty hard.
Lol
😂😂🤔
This video is a whole Innuendo I love it
The sound of that Barrett .50 BMG cocking is the most beautiful sound in the world
I must admit. Matt had a lot of great Manhole one liners in this one.
The “can a magnum penetrate my manhole” one had me dying
Why must you?
We gonna put something in my big large manhole
I learned 2 things in this episode of Demo Ranch:
1. Matt is great at tying up manholes and enjoys making multiple attempts at penetration
2. In order to use a manhole as body armor, you must be able to bicep curl 200+ lbs.
These intros always make me smile
What an educational video of different ways to pierce a manhole
Matt having way too much fun with the "manhole" double entedre!
No such thing as 'too much fun'
dont tell mere
Dont tell mere 🤔😂
I wish you'd bring out the 338 lapua more often before going straight to 50
Yeah I thought there was gonna be something in between since he said big gunS
I feel like I just watched a coming out video😂 awesome content bro keep it up
10/10 on that flip off of the diving board
Just imagining the kids looking out of the window while Matt was making the intro, shouting,
'Mum dads acting funny again.'
Mere, 'You mean telling jokes.'
Kids, 'No the worrying kinda funny.'
Also, The Innuendo is strong with this video.
So 'Haha' funny....
@Fax stop
Imagine being Matt's neighbor and seeing a grown ass man with a ninja turtle costume with dual katanas running around in his backyard
Being chased by the camera man...
At this point, would anyone really be surprised..?
While having multiple hundred guns in his basement
Just another regular Tuesday for Matt's neighbors
@@rikiz98 He lives in Texas. That part is standard for anyone outside of Austin
I love your vids matt
I didn’t know there was a new tmnt movie. 11/10 best one so far
matt is somehow un-maturing slowly as he gets older hahaha
life is more fun that way
"Honey, what're you doing?"
"Oh just watching Matt trying to get his man hole destroyed."
"Honey!!! Dont you love me any more??" 😭
Honey, it's either you or guns and for me choice is clear
Sorry I didn't get the context, no I don't have a manhole
Good videos thanks for them
Holy manhole that 50 calibur AP round is one unstoppable force
I'm glad he's having fun. This guy never ceases to make me laugh lol It makes me feel better that he does these videos now too because I used to worry about all the hurt animals he dealt with and how that made him and his family feel. I think this is a fun balance.
All I can say is...that clinic must be either a total hoot to work in, or one of the most straightlaced and proper places you ever saw....
I’m convinced that Matt is trying to break the simulation with every intro
Literally always get so confused what channel I’m watching with his intros
Akimbo firing? Yup I love this channel. Like real life Call of Duty 😂