SkychromE fbi isnt really a spy agency though. They are just glorified detectives. I think cia vs nsa would be better since they both live in cloaked helicarriers
My father is retiring from the army this year as a staff Sergeant, he received two purple hearts and a bronze medal of valor. I respect anyone who goes into service, any veteran who reads this should know I thank you for your courage and sacrifice
Respect. I tried to join the military it was my dream since I was a child. But because of a childhood injury I was denied entry. So I help by donating to veteran foundations.
@Chris Bailey regardless thanks brother you veterans are our finest we owe you everything even though i know you did it for the man next to you it could have been my dad or my grandpa so i thank you because i may not have been born if it wasnt for a veteran that made sure they made it home thank you
@Chris Bailey im afraid brother your service will be called on again to train people like me our government has gone rogue my grandpa called it voodoo zone black whatever that means
+Casimir Kulikowski I think that the Army guy should've responded to the ARMY acronym joke with MARINES standing for "Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essensial".
Love how civis are bent on this. Then at the end of the day, me being Army; any Marine I did this with, I would grab a beer with. It is a sibling rivalry. Some civis are just too stupid to realize it, and take it to heart lmaoo.
I agree. My husband was in the Army and has friends that were Marines' that were in the Navy and his best friend was in the Air Force. They all tease each other, BUT, at the end of the day they are ALL brothers!!! My husband says all the time "we can say anything about each other because we are brothers. But nobody else can say to one of them what I do or they will have to fight us all" .
A soldier and a marine were walking through the woods when they came upon a bear. The soldier immediately pulls a pair of PT shoes out of his rucksack and starts putting them on. The marine says "You know, you can't outrun a bear." The soldier says "The way I see it, I just have to outrun you."
American Sniper Chris Kyle who went into combat with both Marine and Army Infantry units. said the following about them: From his autobiography “When you’re working with Army and Marine Corps units, you immediately notice a difference. The Army is pretty tough, but their performance can depend on the individual unit. Some are excellent, filled with hoorah and first-class warriors. A few are absolutely horrible; most are somewhere in between. In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Every one of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.” “Marines-you beat them down and they come back for more.” “Yes, SEALs did a good job, and gave their blood. But as we told the Army and Marine officers and enlisted men we fought beside, we’re no better than those men when it comes to courage and worth.”
@@sheyannebusche375 I agree to disagree; your average infantry soldier will NEVER measure up to the average Grunt Marine. We have ethos, history and Chesty behind us, we CAN'T afford to fail, whereas YOU can.
Chesty? How about the most decorated service members of all time, to include Audie Murphy? MSG Roy Benevidez? The only difference is that when you lose, you do everything you can to rewrite history to make yourselves appear victorious. Belleau Wood and the teufelhunden story? Yeah... thank the army for liberating the fountain. Teufelhunden isnt even proper german, teufelshunde is. That's the difference.
Those guys in the army who suck and aren’t motivated don’t speak for me and the rest of my gung ho battle buddies, still not sure how they get in but they’re usually just turds. I planned on joining the Marines but the recruiter lied to me and told me he didn’t want me (not exact words). So I went Army and let me tell you the us guys who are here motivated and stand ready to deploy and engage the enemy of the United States do not have any love for the those tards. (Just wanted to make this clear lol)
drew Castro been on navy bases and currently serve in the airforce on b1’s.. know what’s sad? From my observation chair force is in better shape than puddle pirates.. not to mention we do a hell of a lot more than just play taxi service for the marines.
@@smezzy174 usually you're enlisted in a service for 4 years so when that time is up you can reenlist or get out. John prolly went marines first, enlistment ended, he went to an army recruiter and got an option 40 contract. It is not impossible to change your branch when your enlistment ends.
+Sam West they are they just are a department of the navy but they are completely separate. back in the old days they worked with them as their infantry but now they work separately.
@Billy Frat . The M27 is meant to be a specialty rifle that has more range and also is built to be more accurate and handle a sustained firing rate better than the M4 While being more reliable
A marine and an soldier are in a bathroom at a bar taking a piss the marine finished and goes to the sink and says "in the marines we wash our hands after taking a piss" the soldier finishes up and walks past the marine opens the door and turns around and says "in the army we don't piss all over our hands"
A soldier is drinking at a bar and gets into a discussion with the bartender of if he can sleep with the hottest woman in the bar while completely shitfaced. The bartender says "Tell you what, you take these three kegs of beer and the hottest woman in the bar into my back room and actually pull it off, and you can have the beer for free." The soldier agrees, scopes out the hottest woman in the bar, and takes her into the back room with the beer. 30 minutes later, the bartender went in to check, and to his surprise saw the three kegs completely drained, and the woman looking quite ruffled. The soldier however was in the corner beaten into unconscioussness. The bartender woke the soldier up and asked him what happened, at which the soldier said "Some dude busted in here, beat the shit out of me, drained all three kegs of beer, made love to the woman, and then jumped out the window shouting 'OORAH!!!!'.
As an Army veteran I feel like Marines take a certain type of person that fits, just like the Army takes it's own type. More power to whoever fits that particular type of mold. The Army was 'looser'-it's the only way I can describe it. I think I would have gone insane in the Marine Corps as it seems like they have this non-stop intensity/insanity. It wouldn't surprise me if they maintain military bearing during bowel movements.
I spent 3 years at Ft. Bragg in the 82nd Airborne Division. I then spent 22 years as a State Police Trooper. I worked with quite a few former jarheads who still loved to yell Oo-rah and wear high and tights. I usually shut them up when I asked them if they ever stood in the door of a C130 or C141, with a T-10 parachute strapped on their backs.
> What do you call a marine with the iq of 70? > General Actually, wouldn't it be prudent to call him "General, Sir!" to avoid a USMC Ninja Punch? :-) [Disclaimer: I'm a former Austrian Army SFC who in his time had the honor of enjoying military playdates with a number of foreign fellow soldiers from foreign armies, such as the US Marines in the Nineties and early Noughties (met some at NATO/PFP exercises, weorked with them at IFOR/SFOR/KFOR, taught/trained them in mountain warfare and skiing at our army's "TÜPl Lizum/Lizum-Walchen Training Area" and worked with them at some ventures I'm not at liberty to discuss - i.e. The Works) who retired from active service about 17 years ago, and thus my familiarity with USMC etiquette might be a wee bit obsolete. So please don't take offense if I might be wrong but just correct me politely, because after all, we're all brothers, innit?] And while we're at it: Q: What do you call an MP with an IQ of 100? A: Depends. Some of them go by "German shepherd" and others by "Belgian Malinois". [BTW: after I completed my training as a scout/sniper in '95, my company's Old Man (in his infinite amount of camaraderie) coined the nickname which would follow me through my whole army career: "PSAG = Proaktiver Sozialarbeiter für Gegner" (~"PSWO = Proactive Social Worker for Opponents"), because in a shooting war, my mission was to "reach out and touch the hearts and minds of the enemy". ] > How do tell a marine was using your computer terminal? Q: And how could you tell if another marine also had used the computer terminal? A: Well, that's obvious: somebody would have corrected over the White-Out with an inkstick. TLDR; if you're not into military banter and reminiscence of a salty old NCO, it might have been a better idea to start reading from the bottom up.
People who are actually serious when they say one service is "better" than another are misinformed. It's impossible for a service to be better than another because they each specialize in a different job. If they all did the same thing then you could determine the better branch, but they don't. It's like comparing someone's bench max to someone's 40 yard dash time and determining who's better off of that. Each service is better at their own intended job. That's why we have more than one branch.
@@Ouija_Dude we are different us marines are considered shock troops which means we are more specialized at hard and fast assaults. It doesnt mean we are better it just means thats our specialty
You guys haven't seen those memes where the branch is fighting than here comes cost guard trying to get into the fight. I'd think it will be funny to see the rap battle. Lol
I was 0311 and 6112 with 1 reenlistment. You can pog this and pog that all the fuck you want but the fucking truth is without the pogs grunts die. Period. As far as I'm concerned, if you have served honorably in an American uniform, I don't give a fuck what branch, you are number 1 in my book. This was a good and funny video. But this pog bullshit in the comments set me off. My time in the Corps was the greatest thing I ever did. My times as a grunt and ch-46 mech were just as great. We all stood on the wall. Stick that pog shit up your ass.
Gary Bryant people hate pogs because everyone thinks vets see combat but only a certain few do like my grandma was a army reserve admin and well yeah and people always say thank you for your service what fucking service did you do different than some guy in an office then theres my great uncle who was in nam and got ptsd and is an alchoholic now and he gets less than my grandma which is 100% fucked up
I was Army National Guard for 12 years, got nothing but love for the Regular guys we hung out with, and the marines we helped, as well as the airforce and Navy Pilots that provided air Support for us at times. I love these rap battles Matt needs to a newer one Like Airforce VS Navy. That would be cool.
Either I'm imagining things, or someone sang a line that was meant for the other dude. I can't help but to think that both of these guys are biological brothers, or it's the same person that wears both uniforms.
Jay Demp no shit we do night ops, tha fuck!? If you read my comment I said "no NODs" for night ops which refers to us grunts getting shit ass NODs to use.
+AssassinSpoon yeah, the uniforms are already being made, pretty much just Google new army uniform 2016 and a bunch of results will show up. they look very similar to the old BDU's
Every Marine gets advanced infantry school, boot camp way tougher, what makes airborne special? Oh advanced infantry training. So every marine is basically equivalent to army airborne. Hmmmmmm.
Join the army they'll take anyone. Just need an ASVAB score of 28 and to do 2 pushups 5 pullups and know how to use a shake weight. Then you're solid bro
@Kin K. The Best > *Airforce sighs from cockpit Actually, when I was an SR operative of Austrian Armys SF back in the mid-Nineties in Bosnia who either operated under NOC or was "formally" attached to AUSLOG (i.e. worked under a NOC disguised as a member of AUSLOG), I sometimes slightly envied all AF blokes for their clean offices, comfy chairs and not having to discard and draw new fatigues, because laundering them wouldn't do anymore. But I always came up with the same conclusion: "Okay, folks: despite all the taking the piss out of each other, you do you, we do ours - and as long as everyone of us does their jobs, we're on the same page. Because if a dirty, grimy and exhausted operator in the field can't count e.g. on you flyboys and PJ's doing your job and showing up right when you're needed, we're all screwed." And that's why I'll always gladly take the piss out of every other branch as much as they do the same: because e.g. when you're a lowly grunt, the blokes from artillery, air forces etc. may be a godsend or at least helpful - bwecause in the end, while we always like to tease and one-up each other for fun and games and to cope with the stress, never forget: when push comes to shove, we always have to have each others backs despite all the quarreling like siblings who constantly fight each ohter buit always have their backs when necessary. So If you belong to *_any_* service in *_any_* army: You' will *_always_* be a brother. _And don't you ever forget that._
I'm pretty sure the marines call the army for back up, but ok.. lol. Regardless, respect to any man and woman who straps up their boots and places their lives on the line for people they don't even know.
There's a lot of comments on here talking about which branch is better. How about respecting ALL who take the oath and serve this country? I have a daughter in the Marine Corps so yes I support the U.S.M.C but I would never disrespect any branch or any of those who CHOOSE to serve no matter what branch the decide to join... I'm not knocking anyone here, just making a point...
Perfectly said Dan, I respect all that used to or currently serve this great country. I want to become a Navy SEAL when I grow up but I will still respect all forces for what they have done for us and our freedom.
Special units are special units but as far as regular infantry everybody knows that the Marines leave boot camp a step ahead of everybody else. They have twice the reputation, for one third of the size and less than half the funding. Errah
***** 1: *13* weeks of drill, shooting and basic combat skills, followed by more combat training for every Marine (Marine Combat Training) and even for for Infantry Marines. 2: I never made it a habit to listen to Army officers, so I'll have to take your word for the quote thing, though I did have one try to chew me out once; amusing. 3: The main source of the Marines reputation is due to a few fortunate survivors of Marine assaults.
the boogie man Not remotely. I've known a few female Marines who could outperform most male Marines, myself included. There's a lot of other stuff at play in the "women in the infantry" thing being pushed right now. Very little of it has any impact on whether or not women are capable.
Coast guard vs Boy Scouts ?
Yep!
What's the difference 😂😂
Naw the Eagle Scouts man
+Tyler Bunner and where have you served? Oh wait you probably haven't
Did you mean Boy Scouts vs. "Sea Scouts?"
F.B.I. vs. C.I.A.?
SkychromE pretty sure they already covered that one... before it Disappeared...
SkychromE
GREAT IDEA
FaceBook Investagators?
SkychromE fbi isnt really a spy agency though. They are just glorified detectives. I think cia vs nsa would be better since they both live in cloaked helicarriers
Lunarl Mune Or Facebook Vs Twitter
Still want Gamers vs UAV pilots tho
Same
Whats the difference
@@eyctic7128 Ones controls a plane, And a gamer sits on his chair all day being toxic.
Lol
@@generalharper6361 wow take a joke
My father is retiring from the army this year as a staff Sergeant, he received two purple hearts and a bronze medal of valor. I respect anyone who goes into service, any veteran who reads this should know I thank you for your courage and sacrifice
Garrett Hendo damn dude I respect your father very much.
Respect to all members of each service... God bless!
Respect. I tried to join the military it was my dream since I was a child. But because of a childhood injury I was denied entry. So I help by donating to veteran foundations.
@Chris Bailey regardless thanks brother you veterans are our finest we owe you everything even though i know you did it for the man next to you it could have been my dad or my grandpa so i thank you because i may not have been born if it wasnt for a veteran that made sure they made it home thank you
@Chris Bailey im afraid brother your service will be called on again to train people like me our government has gone rogue my grandpa called it voodoo zone black whatever that means
Army = Aint Ready to be Marine Yet
Marine = Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
Casimir Kulikowski Definitely the best part, by far! Good thing there is probably a medic near them lol.
If the marines are so smart why do they speak about classified information
+Casimir Kulikowski I think that the Army guy should've responded to the ARMY acronym joke with MARINES standing for "Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essensial".
Marine = My ass rides in navy equipment.
Army aren't real marines yet
Love how civis are bent on this. Then at the end of the day, me being Army; any Marine I did this with, I would grab a beer with. It is a sibling rivalry. Some civis are just too stupid to realize it, and take it to heart lmaoo.
Civis vs youtube videos?
Lol big facts brother
I agree. My husband was in the Army and has friends that were Marines' that were in the Navy and his best friend was in the Air Force. They all tease each other, BUT, at the end of the day they are ALL brothers!!! My husband says all the time "we can say anything about each other because we are brothers. But nobody else can say to one of them what I do or they will have to fight us all" .
You should tell them "for legal reasons,it's a joke"
Veronica Manning- OK Karen. Stop using your husbands military service for clout.
A soldier and a marine were walking through the woods when they came upon a bear. The soldier immediately pulls a pair of PT shoes out of his rucksack and starts putting them on.
The marine says "You know, you can't outrun a bear."
The soldier says "The way I see it, I just have to outrun you."
The Marine pulls out some jerky, throws it at the Soldier, backs up ten paces.
Nah bear wouls still go for the soldier, they're too fat to run.
@@LR-ku8fn
You're thinking of Air Force.
@@txgunguy2766 Yeah I know of the Chair...pardon me Air Force
@@LR-ku8fn
My grandpa was in the Army Air Force/Air Force for 20+ years and spent his whole career at a desk.
Matt: “My forces penetrate deep just ask your mom”
Me: *Gets Xbox life flashbacks*
American Sniper Chris Kyle who went into combat with both Marine and Army Infantry units. said the following about them: From his autobiography
“When you’re working with Army and Marine Corps units, you immediately
notice a difference. The Army is pretty tough, but their performance can
depend on the individual unit. Some are excellent, filled with hoorah
and first-class warriors. A few are absolutely horrible; most are
somewhere in between. In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter
what. They will all fight to the death. Every one of them just wants to
get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.”
“Marines-you beat them down and they come back for more.”
“Yes, SEALs did a good job, and gave their blood. But as we told the
Army and Marine officers and enlisted men we fought beside, we’re no
better than those men when it comes to courage and worth.”
Rest in peace
charles heard more dumbasses in the army but the good soldiers are just as good as marines maybe better
@@sheyannebusche375 I agree to disagree; your average infantry soldier will NEVER measure up to the average Grunt Marine. We have ethos, history and Chesty behind us, we CAN'T afford to fail, whereas YOU can.
Chesty? How about the most decorated service members of all time, to include Audie Murphy? MSG Roy Benevidez? The only difference is that when you lose, you do everything you can to rewrite history to make yourselves appear victorious. Belleau Wood and the teufelhunden story? Yeah... thank the army for liberating the fountain. Teufelhunden isnt even proper german, teufelshunde is.
That's the difference.
Those guys in the army who suck and aren’t motivated don’t speak for me and the rest of my gung ho battle buddies, still not sure how they get in but they’re usually just turds. I planned on joining the Marines but the recruiter lied to me and told me he didn’t want me (not exact words). So I went Army and let me tell you the us guys who are here motivated and stand ready to deploy and engage the enemy of the United States do not have any love for the those tards. (Just wanted to make this clear lol)
Everyone who disliked this has no taste also do Navy vs Air Force Anyone agree.
Can’t compare navy with the pussies that join Air Force
drew Castro you’re just salty that airmen will actually get a job after the service
You're not actually comparing pilots to those pond pirates, are you?
drew Castro been on navy bases and currently serve in the airforce on b1’s.. know what’s sad? From my observation chair force is in better shape than puddle pirates.. not to mention we do a hell of a lot more than just play taxi service for the marines.
@@drewcastro7592 cant compare the people who do well on ASVAB to the gay kids on a boat.
Should've bring up the Crayons.
Marines love Crayons
Daniel The misfit Mandalorian as a marine Poole crayons excite me
Oh the pastels are the best
Pass the crayons
Don’t discriminate a marine and their crayons
What's with marines and crayons?
I have been both a MARINE and a Army RANGER. I Love both Services and the two are badass Army and Marine Corps warfighter Elites.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤘💪
John Rodriguez how does that work??
John Rodriguez thank u for your sevice
@@smezzy174 usually you're enlisted in a service for 4 years so when that time is up you can reenlist or get out. John prolly went marines first, enlistment ended, he went to an army recruiter and got an option 40 contract. It is not impossible to change your branch when your enlistment ends.
Jake Kulp Typically active duty Marine contracts come with 4 years active and 4 years active reserves so I don’t think that’s possible
@@grimmjob8090 I already know how enlistment works for both branches, he could have also transferred branches during active duty
Air Force pilots vs Navy Pilots, with an appearance by drone pilots
I second this... but you'd have to shave your beards and grow a Magnum pi 'stache
B Mouch1018 drone pilots = pussy in a big room with other pussies
"Video gamers vs uav pilots"
"...its basically the same thing..."
The roast was strong that day...
as a USMC vet i gotta say that the haircut comment stung hard. that shit is real...
“i Am ISiS! dEsTrOyEr Of ThE wEsT! aNd My RhYmEs ExPlOdE lIkE mY sUiCiDe VeSt!” - fucking dies.
CORPSMAN VS COMBAT MEDICS
(inhales).... BOI they are the same thing
Still love this. Especially that end "that guy was a real a-hole"
"Yeah, wanna get a beer?"
Navy vs Airforce
Marines are navy.
+Sam West they are they just are a department of the navy but they are completely separate. back in the old days they worked with them as their infantry but now they work separately.
Thats what i am saying bro i was agreeing with you no hate ok?
Yeah airforce vs navy
+Sam West the USMC still falls under the naval administrative branch.
Army:"we have better gear"
Marine corps:*looks at M27 IAR*"Sure let's go with that"
Rangers: *looks at M4A1 SOPMOD Block II* You sure you wanna do that?
Bruh the standard issue m4 is better.
Dante Wingman seeing as rangers are special forces their weapons aren’t really comparable to a grunts standard issue stuff
@Billy Frat . The M27 is meant to be a specialty rifle that has more range and also is built to be more accurate and handle a sustained firing rate better than the M4 While being more reliable
Dante Wingman Rangers are special operations so comparing the weapons they have to, well a marine, doesn’t really make sense
That is really good matt
Semper Fi 'til I die! OORAH!
Mr. Motivation YES!!!!!!
Not trying to be mean but aren’t marines considered apart of the navy
Mr. Motivation OORAH!!!!
John Toole the Navy is Uber for Marines.
A “DEPARTMENT of the Navy” .... the men’s department
A marine and an soldier are in a bathroom at a bar taking a piss the marine finished and goes to the sink and says "in the marines we wash our hands after taking a piss" the soldier finishes up and walks past the marine opens the door and turns around and says "in the army we don't piss all over our hands"
+teejay Trujillo da fuk
😂😂😂😂
A soldier is drinking at a bar and gets into a discussion with the bartender of if he can sleep with the hottest woman in the bar while completely shitfaced. The bartender says "Tell you what, you take these three kegs of beer and the hottest woman in the bar into my back room and actually pull it off, and you can have the beer for free." The soldier agrees, scopes out the hottest woman in the bar, and takes her into the back room with the beer. 30 minutes later, the bartender went in to check, and to his surprise saw the three kegs completely drained, and the woman looking quite ruffled. The soldier however was in the corner beaten into unconscioussness. The bartender woke the soldier up and asked him what happened, at which the soldier said "Some dude busted in here, beat the shit out of me, drained all three kegs of beer, made love to the woman, and then jumped out the window shouting 'OORAH!!!!'.
marshall holt yes but the army are called soldiers like the marines are call marines the navy are called sailors and the air force are called airmen
+Lucian Wolf exactly
In Iraq Marines saved my life. In Afghanistan I saved theirs.
And that's how it's supposed to work. :)
Fucking legend.
As first generation USMC in an Army family I have heard EVERY diss for the Marines in this rap from my dad 😂
Oof
ARMY
“Ain’t Ready to be a Marine Yet”
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Marine Muscles are required, intelligence not expected
Nicholas Mazer so what force are you in exactly
Already Rescue Marine Yesterday
Oh no hahahahaha lol b#tch
As an Army veteran I feel like Marines take a certain type of person that fits, just like the Army takes it's own type. More power to whoever fits that particular type of mold.
The Army was 'looser'-it's the only way I can describe it. I think I would have gone insane in the Marine Corps as it seems like they have this non-stop intensity/insanity. It wouldn't surprise me if they maintain military bearing during bowel movements.
As having buddies in all five services and being in the Army, I can legitimately say this exactly how my Marine guys and I are😂
they sound like black rappers lol
that ISIS dude having a blast. okay ill go
Army AIRBORNE RANGERS top dogs!!!
Army AIRBORNE RANGERS at the top!!!
Hahaha
I spent 3 years at Ft. Bragg in the 82nd Airborne Division. I then spent 22 years as a State Police Trooper. I worked with quite a few former jarheads who still loved to yell Oo-rah and wear high and tights. I usually shut them up when I asked them if they ever stood in the door of a C130 or C141, with a T-10 parachute strapped on their backs.
"Did you shave this morning?"
All I could think about, my cadre would lose their shit
What do you call a marine with the iq of 70?:
General
How do tell a marine was using your computer terminal?:
White out on the screen
Lol
> What do you call a marine with the iq of 70?
> General
Actually, wouldn't it be prudent to call him "General, Sir!" to avoid a USMC Ninja Punch? :-)
[Disclaimer: I'm a former Austrian Army SFC who in his time had the honor of enjoying military playdates with a number of foreign fellow soldiers from foreign armies, such as the US Marines in the Nineties and early Noughties (met some at NATO/PFP exercises, weorked with them at IFOR/SFOR/KFOR, taught/trained them in mountain warfare and skiing at our army's "TÜPl Lizum/Lizum-Walchen Training Area" and worked with them at some ventures I'm not at liberty to discuss - i.e. The Works) who retired from active service about 17 years ago, and thus my familiarity with USMC etiquette might be a wee bit obsolete. So please don't take offense if I might be wrong but just correct me politely, because after all, we're all brothers, innit?]
And while we're at it:
Q: What do you call an MP with an IQ of 100?
A: Depends. Some of them go by "German shepherd" and others by "Belgian Malinois".
[BTW: after I completed my training as a scout/sniper in '95, my company's Old Man (in his infinite amount of camaraderie) coined the nickname which would follow me through my whole army career: "PSAG = Proaktiver Sozialarbeiter für Gegner" (~"PSWO = Proactive Social Worker for Opponents"), because in a shooting war, my mission was to "reach out and touch the hearts and minds of the enemy". ]
> How do tell a marine was using your computer terminal?
Q: And how could you tell if another marine also had used the computer terminal?
A: Well, that's obvious: somebody would have corrected over the White-Out with an inkstick.
TLDR; if you're not into military banter and reminiscence of a salty old NCO, it might have been a better idea to start reading from the bottom up.
People who are actually serious when they say one service is "better" than another are misinformed. It's impossible for a service to be better than another because they each specialize in a different job. If they all did the same thing then you could determine the better branch, but they don't. It's like comparing someone's bench max to someone's 40 yard dash time and determining who's better off of that. Each service is better at their own intended job. That's why we have more than one branch.
ScaryStamps yes. I would hate to be in the Army I'd shoot myself out of boredom. Its the Marines or paras for me.
ScaryStamps they give each other crap all the time, but if a civilian goes after one, they all come after that person
YamsR1 so. How exactly do you know which is boring? You've obviously never heard of E.O.D. that shit isn't boring
Eh army and marines are honestly same thing. We do same shit they just get ptd harder so are normally more fit.
@@Ouija_Dude we are different us marines are considered shock troops which means we are more specialized at hard and fast assaults. It doesnt mean we are better it just means thats our specialty
Marine Corps was the one that put up that flag
I am a double but my dad was a Marine
Devil pup not double
Louis Desaix yeah Afghanistan was an amphibious invasion right?
Thirty Six marines really had no place in Afghanistan lol they just wanted a taste of the combat so pushed and pushed to deploy
Hence why casualties were so high
Air Force vs Boy Scouts
SkitBoy Boy Scouts are better than blue berries
😂
SkitBoy it is the some thank pretty much
Boy Scouts are tougher
Boy Scouts don’t exist anymore
Most military communities maintain a healthy rivalry. It helps them strive to be the best at what they do.
pls rab battle between special forces of different countries for example: speznas and ksk, or grom and Beredskapstroppen
Menhir Ranald They aren't 'Merican. Who cares?
i care i am from germany
Menhir Ranald Ask a fellow German then?
there aren't yt like mbest11x and mbest11x make a realy good job there
Menhir Ranald I just think a rap battle with fake accents will be terrible
You need to do cost guard vs the Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy so a 1v4 or unless you put the navy with the cost guard lol.
Haha Navy w/Coast Guard....STFU
Corpsman UP bitch
Mr.Nibbles WTF is cost guard... PX inventory?
Mr.Nibbles
Coast Guard?
They're not a real service...just the National Guard, lol.
You guys haven't seen those memes where the branch is fighting than here comes cost guard trying to get into the fight. I'd think it will be funny to see the rap battle. Lol
Omega Invictus But what about the National Guard Sthpecial Forthces?!?!?! LMAO
no one won i love the marine corps but the Marines and Army have one job they defend and attack for the United States and they are both the best
It was like Batman vs Superman
At the end, no one wins and they unite against a single enemy
Jeeeeeeee, didn’t see that comin
Lol that Bergdal line was great 👍
In the end they both fight for the same cause.
Nicholas Kroop that's true
The mighty Jew
Good shit Mat! Always get a kick outta your rap battles! USAF vs Navy next?
army : lets get this on!
marines : pass over the crayons
army : oh sh**
sorry marine i forgot the crayons
ISIS is the bomb in this rap
LITERALLY LMAO 😂
+Lyoko104 Go to your room
go sit in the corner and think about your life
Matt best range time
Don't
I think both the army and the marine corps r both good at what they do but I would go to the marine corps
Holdengillespie Vlogs damn right you would, but please learn to spell first.
heck yeah one of my best friends were a Marine
Holdengillespie Vlogs marine training is much more extreme
Yeah because not everyone in the armies job is infantry.
JayTK Neither is everyone in the Marine Corps, still plenty of pogs
Who cares? Long as at the end of the day they fight for the same cause it's fine.
hence the end of the video
i agree
To be honest there both basically the same thing besides some minor differences
lmfao
My dad is a Marine (served in the Vietnam war), which I'm proud that he's a marine. I even stand by the Marines!
Branches don’t hate each other it’s more like siblings rivalry.
Doesnt change the fact that there are Army POGS and Marines POGS
11B Infantry ,forever bitches
thats true.
Leo Casi do u know which 11 series u are now
starving kid from africa nope,ig theyll tell me at OSUT or something...i hope 11b
I was 0311 and 6112 with 1 reenlistment. You can pog this and pog that all the fuck you want but the fucking truth is without the pogs grunts die. Period. As far as I'm concerned, if you have served honorably in an American uniform, I don't give a fuck what branch, you are number 1 in my book. This was a good and funny video. But this pog bullshit in the comments set me off. My time in the Corps was the greatest thing I ever did. My times as a grunt and ch-46 mech were just as great. We all stood on the wall. Stick that pog shit up your ass.
Gary Bryant people hate pogs because everyone thinks vets see combat but only a certain few do like my grandma was a army reserve admin and well yeah and people always say thank you for your service what fucking service did you do different than some guy in an office then theres my great uncle who was in nam and got ptsd and is an alchoholic now and he gets less than my grandma which is 100% fucked up
My great grandfather wore Black from 1928-1945
He was SS
Captain Ghost Mine was too 3rd Pander Division
Mine was part of the death heads
Todd Higgins yep 3rd SS
@@josiahcollier1151 panzer division
@ Hoxton plays payday 2 and more was ah typo
I was Army National Guard for 12 years, got nothing but love for the Regular guys we hung out with, and the marines we helped, as well as the airforce and Navy Pilots that provided air Support for us at times. I love these rap battles Matt needs to a newer one Like Airforce VS Navy. That would be cool.
the vid is 0331 long just saying
So 3 hours and 31 minutes....
+Emmanuel Gonzalez no dude, its an infantry MOS code for the Corps.
+Emmanuel Gonzalez 0331 is infantry for marines
+casey riffelmacher 0331 is machine gunner
+jonnieo ohara my bad I ment 0311
"Well I got Delta, Special Forces, and fucking Rangers"
U should do navy vs airforce
LM Fishing Or Coast Guard vs Navy,but their ranks are the same and they have a lot of similarities
Meanwhile Air Force eating 5 star meal in corner....
A Veggie MIE is actually really disgusting, but hey if you are hungry you'll eat it.
trinity sims hell the fuck no, just tactically acquire a different MRE.
Does that shit even exist?
Man, where did soldiers leave the ancient and honourable tradition called "trading"?
juan david restrepo duran lol
Bull Shit vegetarian mres are good af
"you forget a haircut, everyone throws a fit" 10/10 marine corps vet can guarantee
I go to bed easily knowing we have men like you guys on our side. God bless gentleman.
Either I'm imagining things, or someone sang a line that was meant for the other dude.
I can't help but to think that both of these guys are biological brothers, or it's the same person that wears both uniforms.
Marines would win. They are always prepared.
that hand me down line and no nods for night ops had me rollin 😂😂😂
The line about Private Bergdahl had me on the floor.
Dominic Daley actually we do do night ops so........
Jay Demp no shit we do night ops, tha fuck!? If you read my comment I said "no NODs" for night ops which refers to us grunts getting shit ass NODs to use.
The hand me down thing has not happened since the Korean war though.
Patrick Cotter so the marines are still using Korean war equipment, I'm sure the army has some half broken stuff for them
I am retired Army, a couple of those stung because I know they are true. I love these rap battles.
Oh god imagine if this was made after the Army ads...
my dad was in the army and he loves this channel
my brothers in parris island at boot camp right now
Yeeeeeeehaw
I love lamp
My brother graduated from there a couple weeks ago.
Im a former Sgt in the Corps, that video was great. Semper Fi
wish this and his other songs were still available on spotify
ACU? HA MORE LIKE ICU
+MossAirsoft Hey, At least there changing it for 2016..
ikr multicam yea?
+OffRoading Steve (Steve Wilkerson) is there actually a set plan for what it will look like? If there is I would very much like to see.
+AssassinSpoon yeah, the uniforms are already being made, pretty much just Google new army uniform 2016 and a bunch of results will show up. they look very similar to the old BDU's
guys its just multicam
you got the haircut thing right. People be trippin if you dont have a fresh haircuts. Fresh haircuts makes you a better shooter, its science
Coast guard Vs canoe team
Canoe team no doubt
Y’all really haven’t served and make fun of the coast guard. Imagine
Every Marine gets advanced infantry school, boot camp way tougher, what makes airborne special? Oh advanced infantry training. So every marine is basically equivalent to army airborne. Hmmmmmm.
Me who knows the Marines are the official best Branch and are 24 hours away or less from any situation: *Laughs at Army guy*
was that nick from ranger up
Air force
Rejected
Me
Yesterday
Join the army they'll take anyone. Just need an ASVAB score of 28 and to do 2 pushups 5 pullups and know how to use a shake weight. Then you're solid bro
Seriously though, this was GREAT!!!
*Airforce sighs from cockpit
*Proceeds to obliterate both
King.K The Best and go back to an AC barracks
No lol, airforce sits in a room with AC
Air force is the coddled branch
@Kin K. The Best
> *Airforce sighs from cockpit
Actually, when I was an SR operative of Austrian Armys SF back in the mid-Nineties in Bosnia who either operated under NOC or was "formally" attached to AUSLOG (i.e. worked under a NOC disguised as a member of AUSLOG), I sometimes slightly envied all AF blokes for their clean offices, comfy chairs and not having to discard and draw new fatigues, because laundering them wouldn't do anymore.
But I always came up with the same conclusion: "Okay, folks: despite all the taking the piss out of each other, you do you, we do ours - and as long as everyone of us does their jobs, we're on the same page. Because if a dirty, grimy and exhausted operator in the field can't count e.g. on you flyboys and PJ's doing your job and showing up right when you're needed, we're all screwed."
And that's why I'll always gladly take the piss out of every other branch as much as they do the same: because e.g. when you're a lowly grunt, the blokes from artillery, air forces etc. may be a godsend or at least helpful - bwecause in the end, while we always like to tease and one-up each other for fun and games and to cope with the stress, never forget: when push comes to shove, we always have to have each others backs despite all the quarreling like siblings who constantly fight each ohter buit always have their backs when necessary.
So If you belong to *_any_* service in *_any_* army: You' will *_always_* be a brother. _And don't you ever forget that._
Bergdal GOT PWNED
I'm surprised he didn't drop a Chelsea aka Bradley manning.... That and berghdal....genius
a Marine corps division lacks the manuverability or firepower of an army HEAVY division
John McLaurin cause you jackasses are better equipped duhhh
"Choke you out with my PT Belt"" BAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOO FUNNYY!!! TOO TRUE!!! CURRAHEE BROTHER STAY AWESOME!!
I'll be a Marine till the day I die, MOTIVATED AND I'M SEMPER FI
Ok boot
Lmao you pressed as hell because someone says they will be a Marine till they die 😂 bruh get outta here with that self likes comment
Lmao I bet 2 years later you're out of your boot phase aren't you bud
Same here brother
Bet you were 12 when you typed this just like every other 12 yr old claiming to want to be a marine.
Army survival guide: step 1 call the Marines
Anthony Medrano LOL oorah
step 2: show the marines how it's done
IDKWhatI'mDoing More like IDKWhatImsaying.
No, Army survival guide: step 1 If all else fails its everyone for themselves
I'm pretty sure the marines call the army for back up, but ok.. lol. Regardless, respect to any man and woman who straps up their boots and places their lives on the line for people they don't even know.
I would say the US army won this rap battle because my dad was in the US army one. and two they did a pretty good job I like it
But I don't care who wins I'm just happy we have the US Marines and the army go America
Thanks for making this rap, song, u made our day brah. Keep supporting the few of proud.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES!!!!!
At the end he shouldve made an airforce guy join in then the Marines and Army double team him lmfao
I see you didn't put on the usmc cammies on completely. You are definitely army lol
I love our soldiers and Marines!
The sky is always blue when it shines ore the infantry! Hooah
Rangers lead the way
Nick Moccia Hoo ah! Fuck XclusiveWolf and Jacob Jackson!
Nick Moccia they don’t lead the way
ACE 54 yeah they do, it's their motto. Rangers lead the way!
Darth Cookie i lead the way
ACE 54 yeah, you lead the way in your life but that's it lol
There's a lot of comments on here talking about which branch is better. How about respecting ALL who take the oath and serve this country? I have a daughter in the Marine Corps so yes I support the U.S.M.C but I would never disrespect any branch or any of those who CHOOSE to serve no matter what branch the decide to join...
I'm not knocking anyone here, just making a point...
Perfectly said Dan, I respect all that used to or currently serve this great country. I want to become a Navy SEAL when I grow up but I will still respect all forces for what they have done for us and our freedom.
Balsac Teabaghar hey man fuck you, dont disrespect our wookies.... we dont pay them.
Both RAPS were fantastic... keep it coming!
So your last name is U.S Army?
+paolo guerra It was meant to be.
+Smile4thekillcam456 Good game
1:50 Mom is it true?
At the end of the day everyone just wants a beer.
Infantry vs tankers. I’ve seen NCO clubs clear out and brawl many a time where the MP’s sit back and wait (in Deutschland). Blue cord banging’!
Special units are special units but as far as regular infantry everybody knows that the Marines leave boot camp a step ahead of everybody else. They have twice the reputation, for one third of the size and less than half the funding. Errah
***** 1: *13* weeks of drill, shooting and basic combat skills, followed by more combat training for every Marine (Marine Combat Training) and even for for Infantry Marines. 2: I never made it a habit to listen to Army officers, so I'll have to take your word for the quote thing, though I did have one try to chew me out once; amusing. 3: The main source of the Marines reputation is due to a few fortunate survivors of Marine assaults.
Johnny Larson Woman passed marine infantry basic... just sayin...
the boogie man Two women. Two women passed out of an unknown number of women who tried with unknown alterations to the requirements.
Jesse Foust haha hurts dont it ;) just messin
the boogie man Not remotely. I've known a few female Marines who could outperform most male Marines, myself included. There's a lot of other stuff at play in the "women in the infantry" thing being pushed right now. Very little of it has any impact on whether or not women are capable.
Delta vs PJ.
Pj all day
fuck that 1st SFOD-D vs DEVGRU
+Luke Brown would ISA be considered Tier 1. Also isn't GIGN, GSG 9, and Maroon Berets also tier 1
***** Ok, thanks
Omer Cinar tier 1 is solely on funding disregard whatever anyone else said
Hm. They made this one about even. I'm surprised lol. Gonna go with USMC for better flow.
Love these. Keep Em coming.