"Robert Pattison? You mean the guy from The Lighthouse?" This is what he deserves now. Not Twilight. He has catapulted himself into one of my favorite actors and am very excited to see what he does from here.
*Great movie but you won’t receive a nomination for an Academy Award.* Dafoe: I gave up a role in Mr. Bean’s Holiday 2... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?
Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver need to work together in a movie helmed by a director who knows his/her stuff. These guys are some of the best young actors working today.
Honestly Adam Driver isn't that great of an actor. You can see his shortcomings and somewhat stiffness in Martin Scorsese's Silence. There, Andrew Garfield completely outshines Driver in every scene they're together. You can see the natural talent and charisma that Garfield brings into every scene as opposed to Driver's dullness.
@SquidBag Mostly because it's a popular meme format, but I have to admit it is quite versatile and effective when used properly. In OP's comment, they never state their own personal feelings or reaction to Stuckmann's video -- rather, it is implied through context clues. This makes it a much more interesting and amusing read than if they'd simply stated their excitement as a matter of fact. Another good use of the format is when you start off with the first speaker saying nothing at all, or even have that first speaker be as vague as "The Internet" or "Everyone." The speaker that follows, no matter what they say, is made to appear unjustified in their assertion, or irrationally provoked, due to the lack of any context. It's sort of a "No one asked" situation. Then there's the classic set-up where somebody says or does a thing, followed by the second speaker saying "Hold my beer." This indicates they did something more extreme than the first speaker. Whether or not that thing is good or bad, is left up to the context of the situation. I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of _Memes and Themes._ Please join us next week, when we'll be taking a deep dive into the "Thanos Snap," and don't miss our sobering docu-drama "Keyboard Cat: The Day the Music Died."
Can’t lie tho best acting display I’ve ever seen. shooting a movie with a cast that small the acting has to be impeccable & they achieved that. we literally saw 2 men go insane in process.. shit got wild
If look at trivia on imdb the director said all of the scenes with the rain and terrible weather were real. No wind or rain machines. He said 3 or 4 nor'Easters came through while filming. Thats fucking film making right there. No sfx, no studio warehouse. In the shit, getting amazing shots
An interesting tidbit of that scene is how Winslow gets up and fills his cup with water to toast with which is also bad luck. Cool poke at his counterpart there.
It’s a movie that you need to see multiple times. The most important thing you need to do when watching this movie is listen closely to everything they said
@@KevinContreras2013 I can't wait to see it again Spoilers You hear Winslows accent changing constantly throughout the film. It's not on accident, it shows how unreliable he is from the beginning. Too much to hide. He even admits in the beginning of the film that he doesn't like talking much. "Why'd ya spill ya beans?"
I love how, despite having 2 famous and extremely recognizable actors in the lead, the movie makes you forget who they are, and they just sort of fall into their character. Before i watched it i was like "oh, robert pattison, the twilight guy. Great". But as i watched it i almost forgot who i was watching. I wasnt watching the twilight guy act like an insane man, i was watching an insane man.
If you want an entertaining night, watch the commentary of Twilight with Pattinson. He hated the role and spends the whole time fun of himself, while the director acts as though she was filming Shakespeare.
sleeping gorilla He May have hated those movies (and I don’t blame him), but those movies have allowed him the freedom to pretty much do whatever interests him, instead of having to take bad movie roles in order to simply make a living.
HE HAS GIVEN THE ALMIGHTY A+... How long has have we been on this rock (with no A+)? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect. Ps, I agree, the movie rocks.
In my opinion, its not that big of a deal. Like its his opinion, and I feel like people forget that he loves tons of movies in 2018, he just simply doesn't find any of them masterpieces. Also big fan of you and your reviews
Francois Roewer-Despres I just don’t get Chris sometimes. This movie has fart jokes, it gets an A+. The Secret Life of Pets gets not only fart jokes, but also a rabbit pooping in full view of children, and he gives it a, “...this is a dumb Toy Story rip-off”. Only one explanation... he’s becoming woke and recognizing that fart jokes and the kids’ movies that shamelessly use them have rights, too.
I’m glad that a film like The Lighthouse is capable of being made in 2019. Horror films that actually demand some level of thought from viewers are depressingly in short supply these days. I’m happy that this film can exist and be great.
Most audiences are dumb asses who don't understand films like the witch, hereditary, midsommar or the lighthouse, they would rather watch garbage like the conjuring franchise.
Though I definitely wouldn't call it a horror film, I'm really glad original films are being made. I wasn't a fan of this one, but I love what it was trying to do.
@@creativeperson5858 lol very true. I just finished watching this film as I'm commenting now and there were these 2 old ladies in front of me saying it was horrible. I personally thought it was very intriguing.
I LOVED the scene where it suddenly gets quiet and there’s a shot of the door/doorway and willem is hauntingly saying “why’d ya spill her beans” over and over, probably my favourite scene along with where pattinson goes out and sees himself and his clone and him turn around and willem is there naked with the the beam of the lighthouse coming out of his eyes
Yup. After End Game I'm officially done with MCU movies, I'll catch the rest at redbox. I want to see real creative features now like that movie about Brooklyn Edward Norton is in. It really shows his range as an actor
you need to watch Van Gogh. willem does a great job, and its very arthouse/independant. made by ppl who appreciate and value good filmmaking rather than millions of dollars. i rented if from redbox a while back and was struck by how good it was.
I have at least 5 different interpretations of this myself. The Greek mythology interpretation is pretty blatant but I think it's more layered than that. Robert Pattinson's performance was absolutely amazing!
"I'm going to give an A+" 'We won, Mr. Stark' (EDIT) I've never had this many likes before, keep it up! UPDATE: Just got through watching it and OMG, he was right abt everything🔥🔥💯
I am clearly not a writer, but I wanted to share my thoughts on The Lighthouse. And all opinions are welcome to help me further understand this crazy movie Holy… shit. Okay so I watched the Lighthouse and I haven’t been too fond of anyones interpretation so far, so I felt like I might as well share mine. I literally hate reading and writing, but this movie was so deep I couldn’t help but speak on it. What does it all mean? Simply put, Robert Pattinsons character is in purgatory. He murdered the real Winslow, and was sent to live in purgatory for as long as he could last. The island is his final stop before eternal hell. And the island is set up with conditions that are designed specifically for him to lead to his inevitable demise. He is murderer, and is sentenced endure the life of a grunt, doing lighthouse chores while being patronized by an old man, until he can handle it no more and murder the old man, touch the light, and advance on to eternity of being eaten alive. Its brilliantly fucked up if you think about it. Everything he is surrounded by is supposed to push him to his unraveling, theres nothing he can do about it, its only a matter of how long he can last. The fact that the movie is in black and white reaffirms this even more. Because he is dead, in hell, no color left in his life, no life. Just Dull grey and colorless and hopeless. So I think that his purgatory was set up for him to fail, and its just a matter of how long he can withstand the torture. He was told not to kill a seagull or itd be bad luck. Then the seagull antagonized him constantly. Mermaids are bad luck, yet his only form of a female fantasy he has to cling on to Is a mermaid. Also, he clearly had some sexual issues, and what else would be a perfect torture, other than having a beautiful woman top half, but a disgusting fishy scaly bottom. it was suggested that the previous sailor left it behind, but ive gotta say It seems like a specifically designed torture method. Lastly his biggest temptation is the Lighthouse its self. He has to do all of the grunt work every day and isn’t allowed up to the light, while watching Wake, worship it every night naked. And when he finally does touch it, he experiences every emotion at its highest, simultaneously, then screams with pain pleasure confusion clarity and madness, and then is sent to his hell of being eaten alive for eternity. He lays in a dried up ocean, no eyes, stomach open, being eaten, and is clearly alive still. I think they made this shot to show he is finally in literal hell. Naked, no need for clothes, unable to die, because he is already dead, being eaten by the “souls of sailors” and you see a sky full of seagulls “souls” up above. My interpretation of whats on the surface On the surface/My interpretation Winslow is at the light house voluntarily for work to earn a wage. Perfect set up for a prison designed for him to fail. He believes he is there to earn money, so It will keep him motivated to do chores. He has to follow Wakes orders because Wakes controls if he gets paid for his work. It doesn’t matter however because this is purgatory and you can take solace in working here for eternity with no end opposed to being eaten alive by sailor souls for eternity.
Wake is a mad man and curses Winslow for insulting his cooking Wake is a mastermind, sea god, who is just torturing Winslow. He lets him know his fate to further increase his gloominess on this isolated island. Wake is able to handle the light on a nightly basis, he is powerful, not just a crazy old man. Winslows snapping point. I believe when Winslow finally saw Wakes books and records he was keeping on him, he finally realized he was in purgatory and just decided to accept his fate of damnation. He read the book and immediately punches a clock. I think its to say he realizes theres no such thing as time where hes at and that fucking clock on the wall is just there to fool him. He sees that his reviews are all terrible. He was forced to drink and written up for drinking. He slaves day in and day out and takes insults assuming it means he is completing his job. But once he sees it has all been for nothing this far it clicks to him that this is his own personal hell. He comes from the trees and the forests, so what better place than be surrounded by water. He calls out Wake for being a sailor parody. Which is exactly right, Wake is just playing the part of everything Winslow would hate about a person. Winslow realizes this has no end, fully aware of the other option because Wake gave him a clear description of his damnation when he insulted his cooking. So he buries Wake, and goes to touch the light to get the ultimate reward for his eternal horrid destiny. I think this is what happened because Eggers style. The witches ending only showed her smiling and floating to the sky, but her ending is not happy at all. She got a delicious reward for the eternal damnation of her soul. Just like Winslow, who was sent to this purgatory for murdering the real Winslow. Specific torture The island its self Winslow said himself he wanted to settle down up north. With the trees and green lands. So an endless raging sea on a desolate rock is pretty much the exact opposite. Howard himself A farting insulting, patronizing smelly old man. Embodying everything Winslow hates deep down. He literally cant stand him, yet he is stuck there with him in claustrophobic living quarters. Being constantly berated and labored. The mermaid sculpture Winslow definitely had some sexual issues. So they planted a mermaid toy to be his only form of female fantasy. He has a nasty old man, and a mermaid. So he masturbates to it, but his sexual fantasy is of having sex with a disgusting fishy mermaid bottom. She has a beautiful face but only has a terrifying grimace and screech. His best form of comfort is still a conflicting mental mess. He even breaks down crying while masturbating. Although he did see his murder victims face too so that could have something to do with it. The seagull Being constantly warned not to kill a seabird or it will bring bad luck. The seagull antagonized him constantly through out the movie. That is pure psychological torture. It stayed within hands reach, while pecking at him and squawking at him every day while he has to do lighthouse chores. The bird was literally there for him to kill and antagonizing him to kill it, but if he kills it he will be damned. The light Just like the seagull, he will be damned if he touches the light. The light is like the ultimate temptation accompanied by the ultimate damnation. Once again this island is just his alternative option to hell. He can remain a man, that gets to walk and talk, eat and drink, speak, think, fantasize, essentially live. However, this life, will have no clear pleasure. You can eat but it will be shitty, you can drink but it will be alcohol or sludge water, you can jerk off but it will be to a screeching fish woman. You can have a companion, but you will loathe him. You can live, but you will work tirelessy in harsh wet conditions. But if you kill a seagull it will get a lot worse here. And if you touch the light, you will be eaten alive in a dried up ocean for eternity. Once Winslow reads Howards book, he figures out his situation, and chooses the light.
Holy crap that's the best interpretation I've read of the film so far, along with its references with Greek mythology. Excellent man I'm gonna see again hoping to gain more appreciation from it.
Your interpretation matches mine a lot of ways, but with some key differences. I think he really IS lying there dying at the end, though his manner of punishment does indeed evoke the Greeks' Prometheus. Thomas's crime in life was to covet the lives of others. Feeling chained by his own sordid past, he killed a man and stole his identity. At some point after, I believe he DOES set off to become a lighthouse keeper, but maybe gets shipwrecked and eventually dies. The events surrounding the lighthouse are a fever dream produced in Thomas' last moments, as racked with guilt he contemplates his past. Like you elaborated, all the events of the film are symbolic. I believe, however, that Wake for one represents Thomas' father. Thomas even compares them outright, believing both worked him like a mule and never gave him his due. When Thomas discovers the journal, I equate this to a manifestation of the inequity he felt in real life, which led him to steal the life of Winslow. Continuing the analogy, my interpretation is therefore that the "Light" represents the brilliance and shine of the "good life," and just as in real life, in Thomas' purgatory he kills another to take what is not rightfully his. I believe Thomas' displays of lust in the film aren't necessarily sexual, but a representation of his covetousness. For example, when he envisions the mermaid for the first time, he initially believes her to be a dead woman. Does he help her? No. He brushes aside the seaweed and begins to fondle her. To his horror, she awakes and begins to scream in madness. This parallels two key points of the narrative: one, Thomas' ecstasy and madness at finally seeing the stolen Light, and most importantly, two, Thomas in real life not helping Winslow, but letting him die and taking his life for his own. The eventual madness is symbolic of the pervading guilt.
I agree with you, but I believe that even if the island was made to antagonize him, it was more of a challenge rather than his fate. Maybe if he could’ve resisted temptation till when the boat came in he would have been saved, it is purgatory, where heaven can still be achieved. But once caved in, he failed and was set on a path down to his fate.
@@TakeOffYourBoots I wrote this interpretation hoping a more educated person could come and give me the legit explaination i needed! this is that explaination! thank you for this, and thank you for reading my extremely long comment and giving a thoughtful response. What do you think was in the light? and do you think Dafoes character has any ties to any actual diety?
@@Eidlones that extended monologue of Dafoe cursing him was actually genuinely terrifying. But yet also hilarious because something so intense was being said because Pattinson said he didn't enjoy his cooking lol
For those wondering about the mythology: Immediately after I finished watching this movie I thought of the Greek Myth of Prometheus. Here is the overall basic summary of the myth (if you haven't seen the movie this might be spoiler territory). Essentially, Zeus takes away fire (light) from humans as punishment for disobeying him. Prometheus, a Titan, decides to steal this fire from Zeus and return it to the humans. Humans use this light for both cooking and creating weapons. As punishment, Zeus chains Prometheus to a rock and has a bird come and tear out his liver each day. For those who have seen the movie these are some striking parallels: the fire IS the lighthouse and the ending of the movie is precisely what becomes of Prometheus. These are my thoughts!
@@jeremiahjohnsen1711 In my opinion, I view Winslow as Prometheus and Wake as Zeus. Wake is forbidding Winslow from going to the top of the lighthouse, to which Winslow disobeys and is ultimately punished. My view of it is that the Light represents some kind of knowledge or ability that Wake fears has the potential for negative uses, hence not wanting Winslow to see it. Again thats just all how I read the film
@@sclogse1 While I agree that it is perfect as a film, I just wanted to point out that it is a theatrically-based movie (both Eggers and Dafoe had their start in theater) and it could totally work as a play.
There are some similarities to the 1930's play, 'Thunder Rock' -- but that story has an optimistic conclusion, unlike the harsh ending of'The Lighthouse.'
Robert Eggers is originally from the town next to where I grew up, so seeing his influences through coastal new england and new england colonial history gives his movies so much more depth. Seeing the houses from the 17th and 18th centuries that helped him to come up with these settings and characters is really cool, and I feel extremely connected to this movie in particular. It's like a memory from when you're a little kid and maybe sometimes you dream about it, but it mainly stays in your subconscious. It hits that deep for me.
I was upset that this movie didn’t get that many Oscar nominations. Both Pattinson and Dafoe give great performances and both deserved Oscar nominations, especially Pattinson who I think gave one of the best performances of the year.
Yeah.....it wasn't even that disturbing. Just uncomfortable to watch. I walked out of theater saying to my friend "I thought that was supposed to be a horror movie." It really wasn't.
@Fritzy Nesta I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. I really like film and usually the more artsy films but even though I can appreciate what this movie technically did right I think the film itself is dogshit. Having an ambiguous ending doesn't make a movie good. This movie took all the twist and turns I expected from a movie in this genre and did nothing new.
@@fullmetal1666 I've been watching since his original channel and still say "we" didn't do anything. kinda like when Reddit says they did something. social media commenters think too highly of themselves.
I wouldn't call it a Horror film at all, definitely a Psychological Thriller. It was incredible and so unique and for me the directing, cinematography and acting were the best elements of this film. Also you're right it was MAD!
when this movie ended i really thought i was losing my mind. i sat in the bathroom stall in the theater and just kept laughing to myself in disbelief. that hasn't happened to me, ever. the ending of this movie is as, if not more, disturbing than hereditary's. and i say that in the best way possible.
I was worried about spoilers before watching this, but I’m glad you didn’t spill the beans.
Good pun ;-)
Ayyyy
What? What?
Ahhh. I see what you did there
“Why’d ya spill yer beans”
The lesson I learned from this movie: DO NOT insult Willem Defoe's cooking.
HAAAAAAAAAARK!!
@@DustinWHiser Alright have it your way. I like ya cooking.
And dont EVER kill a seagull.
Do not insult Willem Dafoe's anything...
If I had a steak. A juicy rare steak right now. I'd fuck it.
"Robert Pattison? You mean the guy from The Lighthouse?" This is what he deserves now. Not Twilight. He has catapulted himself into one of my favorite actors and am very excited to see what he does from here.
Definitely. I saw The Rover at a festival when it came out and that was it for me. Brilliant actor.
Apparently it's Batman 🤦♀️
Batman is next
Watch Good Time, dude is a great actor, I think we're in for a treat with the next Batman.
I’m happy to hear he’s a good actor since he’s going to be Batman lol
crazy to think that Robert Pattinson has been in one of Chris's hilariocity's and now one of his A+ ones
kylee t he pulled a kid cudi
@@DonDiego777 underrated comment
And that he got that batman role
M. Night Shyamalan mode
kylee t the parallel to Anthony and Kid Cudi.
Dafoe: You know, I'm something of a sailor myself
Pattinson: It's you who's out Dafoe. Out of your mind!
Dafoe: WRONG ANSWER!
Dafoe : 🎵 the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout🎵/ 🎵down came the lighthouse keeper, and washed the spider out 🎵
👌👌👌
*Great movie but you won’t receive a nomination for an Academy Award.*
Dafoe: I gave up a role in Mr. Bean’s Holiday 2... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?
You’re trash matthew
This movie was the most messed up episode of Spongebob I’ve ever seen.
Ha Ha
Dafoe's character did remind me of Mr. Krabs LOL
I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!
"Are ye feeling it now Winslow, are ye feelin it."
"Spongebob meets Eraserhead" was my review.
Holy Shit Robert Eggers you did it.
Chris gave a movie an A+... in 2019.
Robert eggers is a strong talent who makes films in HIS vision, not the studios or general audience expectations - and I love it
Eggers is a force to be reckoned with. He is absolutely blowing it out of the water
And a 10/10 from YMS. Just imagine if Jeremy gives this an Awesometacular.
Redjfulfer eggers is a genius. Although I’m surprised Chris didn’t give the witch an a+ as well.
Redjfulfer holy shit dude that’s me
Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver need to work together in a movie helmed by a director who knows his/her stuff. These guys are some of the best young actors working today.
Miguel Pabello Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver written by Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach directed by Noah Baumbach.
Honestly Adam Driver isn't that great of an actor. You can see his shortcomings and somewhat stiffness in Martin Scorsese's Silence. There, Andrew Garfield completely outshines Driver in every scene they're together. You can see the natural talent and charisma that Garfield brings into every scene as opposed to Driver's dullness.
Work with denis villenueve
@@AL-SH you're wrong
@@AL-SHNope. Do watch Marriage Story. Adam Driver is magnificent in it. Really talented actor.
He gave it an A+.
This is not a drill I repeat this is NOT a drill.
LOL
Dr. Manhattan When you coming back from Mars?
Marcos Roman When he gives another A+
@@dr.manhattan7283 I think you have to stay there for two more years.
@@dr.manhattan7283 Come back, Jon. He gave the A+ to Parasite.
Chris: gives A+
Me: It’s been 84 years.
bruhhh
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
Bro ikr!!
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
nerdgeekman of UA-cam it’s been 17 years! (For synecdoche New York fans)
Chris Stuckmann: *gives The Lighthouse an A+*
My Dad: *opens door* “Why are you screaming so loud!?”
I cried dude, i really did
That was totally me!
I was Hyped waiting for the A+ from like minute the 30 seconds mark.
@SquidBag It's a meme format, it's not that serious. I admit it gets annoying time to time, but it's a popular way to tell jokes now.
@SquidBag Mostly because it's a popular meme format, but I have to admit it is quite versatile and effective when used properly. In OP's comment, they never state their own personal feelings or reaction to Stuckmann's video -- rather, it is implied through context clues. This makes it a much more interesting and amusing read than if they'd simply stated their excitement as a matter of fact.
Another good use of the format is when you start off with the first speaker saying nothing at all, or even have that first speaker be as vague as "The Internet" or "Everyone." The speaker that follows, no matter what they say, is made to appear unjustified in their assertion, or irrationally provoked, due to the lack of any context. It's sort of a "No one asked" situation.
Then there's the classic set-up where somebody says or does a thing, followed by the second speaker saying "Hold my beer." This indicates they did something more extreme than the first speaker. Whether or not that thing is good or bad, is left up to the context of the situation.
I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of _Memes and Themes._ Please join us next week, when we'll be taking a deep dive into the "Thanos Snap," and don't miss our sobering docu-drama "Keyboard Cat: The Day the Music Died."
2 things to keep in mind to stay alive:
Don’t kill John Wick’s dog
Don’t insult Willem Defoe’s cooking
Threeli Don’t kill sea birds
After seeing Togo, I wouldn't want to kill Wilem Defoe's dog either
Don't call Winslow a Dog
Threeli Don't fuck a fish
Reminds me that DaFoe was in John Wick
FINALLY, THE LEGENDARY A+ RATING IS BACK
Dude you spoiled it!
Don't go reading the comments before you've finished the video lol
@@TT-qc2mu well now that UA-cam moved the comments to the top its harder to not accidentally catch a glimpse.
@@TT-qc2mu I didn't try to read comments. I simply clicked the video and accidentally got a glimpse, as Cooking Sauce said
Will he review Parasite???
This is basically footage of me and my best mate when we went on a school trip to France and we had the only room without WiFi
Heh
The horror!
What about all that french pussy?
My man, I feel your pain.
Tommy O Donovan I’m gay
*A+ shows on screen
me: *distorted screams of joy, tumbles down stairs.
'I understood that reference'
Saw this comment, didn’t get it, saw the movie, came back to like it.
I just came back from it, and my god fuck the static will not leave my head.
lmao this makes sense now
I don't think his scream was of joy, but terror. Still a funny post though.
Can’t lie tho best acting display I’ve ever seen. shooting a movie with a cast that small the acting has to be impeccable & they achieved that. we literally saw 2 men go insane in process.. shit got wild
If look at trivia on imdb the director said all of the scenes with the rain and terrible weather were real. No wind or rain machines. He said 3 or 4 nor'Easters came through while filming. Thats fucking film making right there. No sfx, no studio warehouse. In the shit, getting amazing shots
"You know I'm something of a lighthouse keeper myself"
"I am the vengeance. I am the night. I AM THE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER"
You know, Chris Stuckmann grew up farting in a lighthouse.
@@skylergulley3949 "20 years in a lighthouse Alfred, we know what promises are worth. How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?"
He must have had quite an eventful childhood with all the places that he grew up in.
you know Im something of an overused joke myself
HE’S DONE IT! HE’S GIVEN AN A+!
Will he review Parasite???
A pluck
WE FINALLY GOT AN A+!
Will he review Parasite???
Hallelujah
Took almost 2 years.
Wot?
Parasite is another A+
“Why’d ya spill yer beans”
CurbsidePM so creepy
That moment of silence was the most nailbiting sequence in the whole movie to me.
222 likes. Fuck you
@@WH250398 Right?? Made me realize how noisy the rest of the film was. Brilliant
- Green Goblin
“It's bad luck to leave a toast unfinished, lad. “
Killing a seabird is bad luck
@@ricardooliveros6411 killing anything without reason is bad luck.
@@patrickfrost9405 true but I think I killed alot of ants for no reason so there's that
An interesting tidbit of that scene is how Winslow gets up and fills his cup with water to toast with which is also bad luck. Cool poke at his counterpart there.
Call me Winslow!
"Eggars is not above a fart joke" - Chris Stuckman
That needs to be on the blu-ray.
Andy Murray Hahaha YESSSSS!!!
I laughed so hard at this 😂
Oh my god Chris Stuckman gives a movie of 2019 an A+?
I HAVE to see it.
@Bryan birdchest Callen ya I agree, its not better than the joker, and I personally found it pretty boring.
@Bryan birdchest Callen it's an original work with outstanding acting and ambiguous throughout. Much better then joker, and I loved that film too.
It’s a movie that you need to see multiple times. The most important thing you need to do when watching this movie is listen closely to everything they said
@@KevinContreras2013 I can't wait to see it again
Spoilers
You hear Winslows accent changing constantly throughout the film. It's not on accident, it shows how unreliable he is from the beginning. Too much to hide. He even admits in the beginning of the film that he doesn't like talking much. "Why'd ya spill ya beans?"
Bryan birdchest Callen
Yeah I doubt it’s better than Joker, that movie deserves at the very least an A
The moment Chris said he didn’t have an issue with the pacing, I knew this was film was an A+
You can literally watch this movie on a gameboy.
Lmao
Lavender Town from Pokemon Gen I?
wait i wanna watch it on a gameboy
Reminds me of this indy game on steam
@@pavma7 return of the obra dinn!
“Go see the lighthouse, it’s really fucking good.”
-Chris Stuckmann 2019.
Mr. Ortiz i didnt liked
but thats my opinion
@@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr and it's the wrong one
TanWam its just my opinion
I cant be force to like something that i do not like
@Gerry Buckets I literally made no insults you fucking sensitive idiot.
@@TanWam There is no right opinion.
I love how, despite having 2 famous and extremely recognizable actors in the lead, the movie makes you forget who they are, and they just sort of fall into their character.
Before i watched it i was like "oh, robert pattison, the twilight guy. Great". But as i watched it i almost forgot who i was watching. I wasnt watching the twilight guy act like an insane man, i was watching an insane man.
Well, 37 scenes of a guy pushing a wheelbarrow on a bad day can do that to a person. :)
If you want an entertaining night, watch the commentary of Twilight with Pattinson. He hated the role and spends the whole time fun of himself, while the director acts as though she was filming Shakespeare.
I literally dont remember any of their names
sleeping gorilla He May have hated those movies (and I don’t blame him), but those movies have allowed him the freedom to pretty much do whatever interests him, instead of having to take bad movie roles in order to simply make a living.
I walked in thinking that too...then he started beating his meat outta no where
I love how Robert Pattinson calls Willem Dofoe a “Parody” in the movie
Lmao it was hysterical
HE HAS GIVEN THE ALMIGHTY A+...
How long has have we been on this rock (with no A+)?
Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect.
Ps, I agree, the movie rocks.
Austin Burke I believe Lady Bird was his last A+ all the way back from 2017...crazy!
About ten months if you count It's a Wonderful Life.
Hey i watch your videos too dude
Pro 92 Hey, thank you!
In my opinion, its not that big of a deal. Like its his opinion, and I feel like people forget that he loves tons of movies in 2018, he just simply doesn't find any of them masterpieces. Also big fan of you and your reviews
“This movie has fart jokes.... Imma give it an A+”
Francois Roewer-Despres I just don’t get Chris sometimes. This movie has fart jokes, it gets an A+. The Secret Life of Pets gets not only fart jokes, but also a rabbit pooping in full view of children, and he gives it a, “...this is a dumb Toy Story rip-off”. Only one explanation... he’s becoming woke and recognizing that fart jokes and the kids’ movies that shamelessly use them have rights, too.
@@thefirstbourne149 underrated comment😂😂
He gave Swiss Army Man an A so I guess that's all it takes for Chris to give a great score.
Gxldboy J By the way, I have no problem with Chris Stuckmann being woke, and I support Social Justice wherever it should be.
Blazing Saddles has fart jokes and that's an A+ in my book. Context is key.
I’m glad that a film like The Lighthouse is capable of being made in 2019. Horror films that actually demand some level of thought from viewers are depressingly in short supply these days. I’m happy that this film can exist and be great.
Most audiences are dumb asses who don't understand films like the witch, hereditary, midsommar or the lighthouse, they would rather watch garbage like the conjuring franchise.
@@creativeperson5858 what's wrong with the the conjuring movies ?
Though I definitely wouldn't call it a horror film, I'm really glad original films are being made. I wasn't a fan of this one, but I love what it was trying to do.
I kind of enjoyed Annabelle creation though but it will never beat hereditary and the VVitch
@@creativeperson5858 lol very true. I just finished watching this film as I'm commenting now and there were these 2 old ladies in front of me saying it was horrible. I personally thought it was very intriguing.
Robert used to be a hilariocity. Now, he's in A+. Ye like his lobster now, huh Chris?
Which one?
@@rae7158 Twilight obviously.
This will probably be number 1 on his best movies of 2019 list
What, you don't think there will be another A+?
Maybe parasite, the irishman or marriage story can be number 1
@@richardlugali2690 Yeah, Parasite is really good
He hasn't seen Parasite yet. I'm waiting for that review.
@@richardlugali2690 The Irishman is incredible; easily an A+ film for me.
The drought has ended
The grade has been said, we’ve been waiting for 2 years 👏👏👏🙌👏👏
Lightning speed Has it really been 2 year since he gave a movie A+
@@renly2429 Not count those old movies, the last new movie I think he gave A+ was Lady Bird, Nov 20 2017.
MC Roy He should review Burning , Blindspotting and Shoplifters then
How long have we been waiting for this? Five weeks? Two Days? Help me to recollect.
@@renly2429 Parasite!!!!
Chris when Parasite? That seems like another A+ movie as well.
Yes!
@jonathan wakefield I still haven't seen it. But just based on the incredible reception it's getting from everyone A+ seems possible.
Oskari It’s an A+ too, I’ve seen it twice already
I think he haven't seen it cause he lives in Ohio and Parasite is currently screening on NY and LA only.
I got an ad for Parasite before this video.
I LOVED the scene where it suddenly gets quiet and there’s a shot of the door/doorway and willem is hauntingly saying “why’d ya spill her beans” over and over, probably my favourite scene along with where pattinson goes out and sees himself and his clone and him turn around and willem is there naked with the the beam of the lighthouse coming out of his eyes
Awesome spoiler, dick.
Robert Pattinson is slowly becoming one of my favorite actors.
Same, I can't wait to see how tackles Batman, alot of people don't like his casting for it but I think he will do well.
@@jamais412 what’d you think about it?
Chris: *gives an A+
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
The Lighthouse
Chris: an A+
Me: Ladies and gentlemen...we got’em.
I’ll never forget the “Don’t leave me!” line and the crazy gaze with it.
This I will see. These are the kind of movies we seriously need to support.
Yup. After End Game I'm officially done with MCU movies, I'll catch the rest at redbox. I want to see real creative features now like that movie about Brooklyn Edward Norton is in. It really shows his range as an actor
you need to watch Van Gogh. willem does a great job, and its very arthouse/independant. made by ppl who appreciate and value good filmmaking rather than millions of dollars. i rented if from redbox a while back and was struck by how good it was.
A24 movies are in a category of their own, they're so good and, like this one, rarely fall in the mainstream type of movie
"It's been a long, long time..."
- Everyone
How could I ever have lost you
Don’t make me cry again :’(
@@Punk-Mask when I loved you
Everyone: “Chris is done giving A+s”
Chris: “Hold my 1.19:1 aspect ratio”
Jesus, that meme is dead to the point where it doesn't make sense any more. Give it a rest.
Glitcher2000 lol exactly
Meme appears dead. 300+ negative reacts support this.
I have at least 5 different interpretations of this myself. The Greek mythology interpretation is pretty blatant but I think it's more layered than that. Robert Pattinson's performance was absolutely amazing!
"I'm going to give an A+"
'We won, Mr. Stark'
(EDIT) I've never had this many likes before, keep it up!
UPDATE: Just got through watching it and OMG, he was right abt everything🔥🔥💯
Haha marvel reference I love pop culture reference I'm a normiw
Yung Boi Reggie mr stuck
Stfu cringe
Why would you make that reference to this amazing movie?
Derek Escalante It’s a joke you fucking incel
"How long has it been since [Chris gave an A+]?
5 weeks? 2 days?
Help me to recollect..."
CHRIS GAVE A MOVIE AN A+ 😲😲😲 NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN THIS YEAR
The previews got me so hyped and I was praying Chris would love it. I love your profile pic btw
+KimAckerman Superb profile pic btw
KimAckerman 21 ayy, nice pfp :)
"Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye?"
NOU GAMES I won’t have to say nothin
Iconic
Ok I like ya cooking
Don't be such an old bitch!!
*wink*
“I had high expectations for this movie because I grew up watching a lot of psychological thrillers set in lighthouses.”
Jonathan Bartholomew so was it up to the mark
Batman and the Green Goblin live in a lighthouse together for a month
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nuffsaidNY now that’s a story I want to see
FINALLY. IT HAPPENED. THE LEGEND OF THE A+ HAS RETURNED.
Some said it was just a myth. I never once believed it
Here’s a brief synopsis: Ren & Stimpy’s “Space Madness” takes place in a 19th century lighthouse.
Space Madness was much more entertaining.
Yes! I'm going to rewatch that.
💯
I am clearly not a writer, but I wanted to share my thoughts on The Lighthouse. And all opinions are welcome to help me further understand this crazy movie Holy… shit. Okay so I watched the Lighthouse and I haven’t been too fond of anyones interpretation so far, so I felt like I might as well share mine. I literally hate reading and writing, but this movie was so deep I couldn’t help but speak on it.
What does it all mean?
Simply put, Robert Pattinsons character is in purgatory. He murdered the real Winslow, and was sent to live in purgatory for as long as he could last. The island is his final stop before eternal hell. And the island is set up with conditions that are designed specifically for him to lead to his inevitable demise. He is murderer, and is sentenced endure the life of a grunt, doing lighthouse chores while being patronized by an old man, until he can handle it no more and murder the old man, touch the light, and advance on to eternity of being eaten alive.
Its brilliantly fucked up if you think about it. Everything he is surrounded by is supposed to push him to his unraveling, theres nothing he can do about it, its only a matter of how long he can last. The fact that the movie is in black and white reaffirms this even more. Because he is dead, in hell, no color left in his life, no life. Just Dull grey and colorless and hopeless.
So I think that his purgatory was set up for him to fail, and its just a matter of how long he can withstand the torture. He was told not to kill a seagull or itd be bad luck. Then the seagull antagonized him constantly. Mermaids are bad luck, yet his only form of a female fantasy he has to cling on to Is a mermaid. Also, he clearly had some sexual issues, and what else would be a perfect torture, other than having a beautiful woman top half, but a disgusting fishy scaly bottom. it was suggested that the previous sailor left it behind, but ive gotta say It seems like a specifically designed torture method. Lastly his biggest temptation is the Lighthouse its self. He has to do all of the grunt work every day and isn’t allowed up to the light, while watching Wake, worship it every night naked. And when he finally does touch it, he experiences every emotion at its highest, simultaneously, then screams with pain pleasure confusion clarity and madness, and then is sent to his hell of being eaten alive for eternity. He lays in a dried up ocean, no eyes, stomach open, being eaten, and is clearly alive still. I think they made this shot to show he is finally in literal hell. Naked, no need for clothes, unable to die, because he is already dead, being eaten by the “souls of sailors” and you see a sky full of seagulls “souls” up above.
My interpretation of whats on the surface
On the surface/My interpretation
Winslow is at the light house voluntarily for work to earn a wage.
Perfect set up for a prison designed for him to fail. He believes he is there to earn money, so It will keep him motivated to do chores. He has to follow Wakes orders because Wakes controls if he gets paid for his work. It doesn’t matter however because this is purgatory and you can take solace in working here for eternity with no end opposed to being eaten alive by sailor souls for eternity.
Wake is a mad man and curses Winslow for insulting his cooking
Wake is a mastermind, sea god, who is just torturing Winslow. He lets him know his fate to further increase his gloominess on this isolated island. Wake is able to handle the light on a nightly basis, he is powerful, not just a crazy old man.
Winslows snapping point.
I believe when Winslow finally saw Wakes books and records he was keeping on him, he finally realized he was in purgatory and just decided to accept his fate of damnation. He read the book and immediately punches a clock. I think its to say he realizes theres no such thing as time where hes at and that fucking clock on the wall is just there to fool him. He sees that his reviews are all terrible. He was forced to drink and written up for drinking. He slaves day in and day out and takes insults assuming it means he is completing his job. But once he sees it has all been for nothing this far it clicks to him that this is his own personal hell. He comes from the trees and the forests, so what better place than be surrounded by water. He calls out Wake for being a sailor parody. Which is exactly right, Wake is just playing the part of everything Winslow would hate about a person. Winslow realizes this has no end, fully aware of the other option because Wake gave him a clear description of his damnation when he insulted his cooking. So he buries Wake, and goes to touch the light to get the ultimate reward for his eternal horrid destiny.
I think this is what happened because Eggers style. The witches ending only showed her smiling and floating to the sky, but her ending is not happy at all. She got a delicious reward for the eternal damnation of her soul. Just like Winslow, who was sent to this purgatory for murdering the real Winslow.
Specific torture
The island its self
Winslow said himself he wanted to settle down up north. With the trees and green lands. So an endless raging sea on a desolate rock is pretty much the exact opposite.
Howard himself
A farting insulting, patronizing smelly old man. Embodying everything Winslow hates deep down. He literally cant stand him, yet he is stuck there with him in claustrophobic living quarters. Being constantly berated and labored.
The mermaid sculpture
Winslow definitely had some sexual issues. So they planted a mermaid toy to be his only form of female fantasy. He has a nasty old man, and a mermaid. So he masturbates to it, but his sexual fantasy is of having sex with a disgusting fishy mermaid bottom. She has a beautiful face but only has a terrifying grimace and screech. His best form of comfort is still a conflicting mental mess. He even breaks down crying while masturbating. Although he did see his murder victims face too so that could have something to do with it.
The seagull
Being constantly warned not to kill a seabird or it will bring bad luck. The seagull antagonized him constantly through out the movie. That is pure psychological torture. It stayed within hands reach, while pecking at him and squawking at him every day while he has to do lighthouse chores. The bird was literally there for him to kill and antagonizing him to kill it, but if he kills it he will be damned.
The light
Just like the seagull, he will be damned if he touches the light. The light is like the ultimate temptation accompanied by the ultimate damnation.
Once again this island is just his alternative option to hell. He can remain a man, that gets to walk and talk, eat and drink, speak, think, fantasize, essentially live. However, this life, will have no clear pleasure. You can eat but it will be shitty, you can drink but it will be alcohol or sludge water, you can jerk off but it will be to a screeching fish woman. You can have a companion, but you will loathe him. You can live, but you will work tirelessy in harsh wet conditions. But if you kill a seagull it will get a lot worse here. And if you touch the light, you will be eaten alive in a dried up ocean for eternity. Once Winslow reads Howards book, he figures out his situation, and chooses the light.
Holy crap that's the best interpretation I've read of the film so far, along with its references with Greek mythology. Excellent man I'm gonna see again hoping to gain more appreciation from it.
Your interpretation matches mine a lot of ways, but with some key differences. I think he really IS lying there dying at the end, though his manner of punishment does indeed evoke the Greeks' Prometheus. Thomas's crime in life was to covet the lives of others. Feeling chained by his own sordid past, he killed a man and stole his identity. At some point after, I believe he DOES set off to become a lighthouse keeper, but maybe gets shipwrecked and eventually dies. The events surrounding the lighthouse are a fever dream produced in Thomas' last moments, as racked with guilt he contemplates his past.
Like you elaborated, all the events of the film are symbolic. I believe, however, that Wake for one represents Thomas' father. Thomas even compares them outright, believing both worked him like a mule and never gave him his due. When Thomas discovers the journal, I equate this to a manifestation of the inequity he felt in real life, which led him to steal the life of Winslow. Continuing the analogy, my interpretation is therefore that the "Light" represents the brilliance and shine of the "good life," and just as in real life, in Thomas' purgatory he kills another to take what is not rightfully his. I believe Thomas' displays of lust in the film aren't necessarily sexual, but a representation of his covetousness. For example, when he envisions the mermaid for the first time, he initially believes her to be a dead woman. Does he help her? No. He brushes aside the seaweed and begins to fondle her. To his horror, she awakes and begins to scream in madness. This parallels two key points of the narrative: one, Thomas' ecstasy and madness at finally seeing the stolen Light, and most importantly, two, Thomas in real life not helping Winslow, but letting him die and taking his life for his own. The eventual madness is symbolic of the pervading guilt.
I agree with you, but I believe that even if the island was made to antagonize him, it was more of a challenge rather than his fate. Maybe if he could’ve resisted temptation till when the boat came in he would have been saved, it is purgatory, where heaven can still be achieved. But once caved in, he failed and was set on a path down to his fate.
This was really interesting and thought out, I like it. Good interpretation!
@@TakeOffYourBoots I wrote this interpretation hoping a more educated person could come and give me the legit explaination i needed! this is that explaination! thank you for this, and thank you for reading my extremely long comment and giving a thoughtful response. What do you think was in the light? and do you think Dafoes character has any ties to any actual diety?
Robert Eggers
Ari Aster
Jordan Peele
Who says horror isn’t doing well?
Peele don’t belong here
Is it horror tho or psychological thriller ?
Not Jordan Peele, he’s doing mainstream trends about hating White people.
Ilqr D. Right
Mike Flannigan?! How could you forget him!?
So Pattinson is actually a brilliant actor. Best Batman confirmed.
Watch good time he's great in that
That depends on the script
well Christian Bale is a legendary actor but he didnt play a good batman.
@@wisco9er536 True. Batbale sucked all the ass.
@@wisco9er536 I agree especially when he yelled "Hockey pants" I was like what?
“Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God who hears the surges roll deign to save our suppliant soul”
Finally after 2 years an A+
The last film to receive a+ was Lady Bird!
Lady Bird was sort of a B for me.
Yup
A24 will not stop until they get 24 Stuckmann A+s.
And before that, Blade Runner 2049 received an A+
I loved that movie, I'll definitely be watching this sometime soon.
I finally figured out what was inside the top of the lighthouse at the end......it was Chris Stuckmann’s A+.
Brian Jones fucking spoiler asshole
hahaha nice one
“Your Lobster Sucks”
🦞
Joseph Fazio your just drunk
“If I had a steak I would fuck it”
Dude, Dafoe's face during his cursing him in that scene... god damn, you could only get that look with black and white
@@Eidlones that extended monologue of Dafoe cursing him was actually genuinely terrifying. But yet also hilarious because something so intense was being said because Pattinson said he didn't enjoy his cooking lol
“I saw ye sparing with a gull, best leave it be, bad luck to kill a sea bird”
“Why?”
“In ems the souls of sailers, what met their maker”
tall tales
*slaps him*
WE DID IT BOYS!!! AN A+ IN 2019!!!
Lawrence Serrano get ready for another one when he gets around to watching Parasite.
I just want Willem Dafoe to win an Oscar already man
Gonna be tough with phoenix’s phenomenal joker performance
Oscars are a bit of a joke. He knows what he's accomplished without a bunch of old white dudes giving him praise for it.
Was Willem Dafoe the supporting actor or the protagonist? Because main protagonist may go to Phoenix, De Niro, or Di Caprio.
@@wisco9er536 willem is supporting, so he has a chance.
@@musicfilmhead9051 nice, very nice.
“I’ve been into lighthouses since I was a kid”
Ben Bacharach omg Lmaoo
"I grew up with lighthouses"
It's been years and y'all are still making the same old tired jokes. Come up with some new material
thalia people don’t forget
thalia tell that to Zod’s lighted house
Lesson of the movie:
Do not kill seagulls
And definitely don't leave the cisterns lid open... @~@
aye
Also never insult Williem Dafoe’s cooking
I have one question: Spongebob and Mr Krabs or Pattinson and Dafoe?
I see you're also a fan of the Spongebob Lighthouse Trailer...
Nick Pritchard
Rick and Morty.
Writing Geek Flapjack and Captain K’nuckles
Willem dafoe: You know how much I sacrificed?
Chris: *gives A+*
Dafoe: you know I'm something of a sailor myself
Scott Scully sailor, I thought you were a general ?
Scott Scully best comment !!!! 😂
For those wondering about the mythology: Immediately after I finished watching this movie I thought of the Greek Myth of Prometheus. Here is the overall basic summary of the myth (if you haven't seen the movie this might be spoiler territory). Essentially, Zeus takes away fire (light) from humans as punishment for disobeying him. Prometheus, a Titan, decides to steal this fire from Zeus and return it to the humans. Humans use this light for both cooking and creating weapons. As punishment, Zeus chains Prometheus to a rock and has a bird come and tear out his liver each day. For those who have seen the movie these are some striking parallels: the fire IS the lighthouse and the ending of the movie is precisely what becomes of Prometheus. These are my thoughts!
Alex Lawrence so are you saying that William is Prometheus?
@@jeremiahjohnsen1711 In my opinion, I view Winslow as Prometheus and Wake as Zeus. Wake is forbidding Winslow from going to the top of the lighthouse, to which Winslow disobeys and is ultimately punished. My view of it is that the Light represents some kind of knowledge or ability that Wake fears has the potential for negative uses, hence not wanting Winslow to see it. Again thats just all how I read the film
Alex Lawrence nice I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve been wanting to
@@jeremiahjohnsen1711 Go check it out! Its worth seeing just for the discussion :)
Alex Lawrence it’s on my list of shit I need to see along with the color out of space haha
I feel like this will go down as a classic in history, a Shining or a Taxi Driver
It had many similarities with the Shining
It's funny how movies about disturbed personalities or people going mad are usually the best
@Упа Волинь
A few, yes, but it still managed to be its own thing. Great, great movie and with Parasite definitely my favorite of 2019.
I don’t think so, but this movie is bloody fantastic. I just watched it, and I’m itching to watch it again. Definitely requires a second viewing
Lol
Chris stuckman: A+
YMS: 10/10
Is this real life?
Nope, just a damn good movie
I dont see a yms review for this, yet
Ralph the Movie Maker and I Hate Everything both gave the movie a 10 on Letterboxd as well
@@nathangibson2114 He gave a review for parasite and the lighthouse in one video
@@sriramr4957 found it!
Ty!
What I would give to hear David Lynch review this movie.
Heavenly choir of Angel's on high.
The A+ rating returns nearly brings a tear to the eye.
Jesus, I got tricked by that video and thought you actually gave it an F
Lmfao. I came here just to check if he actaully did give it an F. Bamboozled.
what video?
I feel this is one of those that could have gone *drastically* either way.
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
The Lighthouse should be adapted into a stage play THERE I SAID IT
No. Not needed. Perfect in this medium.
@@sclogse1 While I agree that it is perfect as a film, I just wanted to point out that it is a theatrically-based movie (both Eggers and Dafoe had their start in theater) and it could totally work as a play.
There are some similarities to the 1930's play, 'Thunder Rock' -- but that story has an optimistic conclusion, unlike the harsh ending of'The Lighthouse.'
I thought the same thing while watching it
Not really. Part of what made this movie so great was the editing and the way it was filmed and presented, which you can't replicate in a play
Guess who's back
Back again
A+ is back
Tell a friend
Robert Eggers is originally from the town next to where I grew up, so seeing his influences through coastal new england and new england colonial history gives his movies so much more depth. Seeing the houses from the 17th and 18th centuries that helped him to come up with these settings and characters is really cool, and I feel extremely connected to this movie in particular. It's like a memory from when you're a little kid and maybe sometimes you dream about it, but it mainly stays in your subconscious. It hits that deep for me.
Eggers: No birds were actually harmed in this film!
Chris: Ok, I'll give it an A+.
99% of comments: OMG AN A+ I LOST MY MY VIRGINITY
1% of comments: Actually talking about the movie
I actually did loose my virginity with that A+
@@LuisSierra42 lmao
You know, I'm actually something of a virgin myself
@@LuisSierra42 but it's an A+ tho
fuck off Sonic
Him saying "A+" gave me chills.... Almost 2 years since I've heard that.....
What was the last one?
@@andyman885 I think it was Lady Bird but I can be wrong.
@@leslief7216 It was It's a wonderful life 10 months ago
@@leslief7216 Yep, Lady Bird and 2049 both received A+ in 2017.
I was upset that this movie didn’t get that many Oscar nominations. Both Pattinson and Dafoe give great performances and both deserved Oscar nominations, especially Pattinson who I think gave one of the best performances of the year.
" if you brush up on your Greek mythology a little bit...."
Wait.... _What_ ??
The legend of the kraken?
@@bd4246
Oh, was that what he was getting at? I souldve known, but my greek mythology is a little vague..
I made a response above, its the myth of prometheus
Prometheus and the old man of the sea
I cheered when he gave it an A+. It seems like a very intriguing film.
The sound design alone deserves an A+
Damn right. The foghorn and mermaid screech shook me to the core.
This and Parasite will be 1 and 2 on Chris’s best of 2019 movie review
Cameron Hawes Unless The Irishman and/or Marriage Story get an A+. Which both are deserving.
@@megamoviez Irishman fell just short but Marriage Story did get the A+
Guess not. Oh well.
The Lighthouse was Number 1, but Parasite was Number 3.
Nice prediction!
I’d call the movie disturbing I wouldn’t call it “scary” or “frightening” though.
Yeah.....it wasn't even that disturbing. Just uncomfortable to watch. I walked out of theater saying to my friend "I thought that was supposed to be a horror movie." It really wasn't.
@@BavinckGuy weird, I thought it looked like a weird and spooky movie and tought it was
I thought it was boring
@Fritzy Nesta I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. I really like film and usually the more artsy films but even though I can appreciate what this movie technically did right I think the film itself is dogshit. Having an ambiguous ending doesn't make a movie good. This movie took all the twist and turns I expected from a movie in this genre and did nothing new.
However that shot of Robert Pattinson screaming into the light was pretty fucking scary
I woke up my sister to tell her that Chris Stuckmann has finally given his first A+ since lady bird!
FINALLY!!! We’ve done it bois!
Chris Stuckmann has given the lighthouse an A+!
how did "we" do anything? "we" had nothing to do with the making of this film, nor Chris's review.
@@joshmciver4847 It's just a joke with the Chris Stuckmann fanbase
Josh McIver It’s a joke m8...
@@fullmetal1666 I've been watching since his original channel and still say "we" didn't do anything. kinda like when Reddit says they did something. social media commenters think too highly of themselves.
@@joshmciver4847 You seem to be an incredibly fun person.
I wouldn't call it a Horror film at all, definitely a Psychological Thriller. It was incredible and so unique and for me the directing, cinematography and acting were the best elements of this film. Also you're right it was MAD!
I never skipped the ads for this movie because it was so intriguing
LORD STUCK HAS BLESSED US WITH A+, REJOICE!
OMG the streaks over an A+ finally.
The Golden Globes ignored this masterpiece. Hopefully the Oscars don't do the same.
SPOILER: They probably will.
Clough Says risky films like this exist in an alternate universe to the academy.
@@Dancerama6, it's so deserving.
They did :(
@@aniruddhagowda8072, I saw. Go Joaquin. Go Brad Pitt. Screw the Academy.
Sadly dey did
Finally A+
I Will see this movie soon
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm writing this while watching the review. A+ FINALLY???
Edit:- FINALLLLLLYYYYYYY AN A+
ok
Who'd a thunk it, Cedric Diggory turns out a great acting performance in a movie.
Willem Dafoe creeped me out in this role in a way that I never experienced before. He seemed otherworldly at times.
Yes!!!!!!!
Chris finally gave a new movie an A+!
Now we will have to wait until 2050 for another A+
More like 2049
How about 2048?
I literally felt that he was going to give A+
when this movie ended i really thought i was losing my mind. i sat in the bathroom stall in the theater and just kept laughing to myself in disbelief. that hasn't happened to me, ever. the ending of this movie is as, if not more, disturbing than hereditary's. and i say that in the best way possible.
This movie has that feeling where you could totally imagine it being a play.